#AvieRant

[lynxgirlpaws]

I refuse to believe anyone unironically wakes up excited for the day ahead of them on a regular basis. There ain't no way. You are fooling me and lying also.

[eclecticopposition]

😂😍 <- fic asks :]

let's fucking gooooooooooo

fic ask prompts

😂 a funny or crack WIP snippet

(oh we have been WAITING to post cook scene)

under the cut for length! a bonus scene from wire guy awaits

The oven thing works itself out. When Avier hears about it, he and the other cooks descend upon the Majority Rule eagerly. Phrygian finds him ordering two sous-chefs around, directing them to prepare sufficient pizzas for the lot of them. 

“Why are you the cook if you can't eat?” Phrygian asks, and then belatedly realizes that this might be rude. “I mean, no offense. Sorry.”

“Oh, the same reason I'm a doctor,” Avier says sagely. “I like to watch.”

“...Excuse me?”

“It's all so wet,” he says. “Biology, I mean. Digestion especially. Don't you think?”

Phrygian no longer likes this conversation very much.

“The Captain really is a genius,” Avier says, with a distant look in his eyes and a tone of clear admiration. Or something. “He understands the beauty of digestion. And him, him? He just does it. Leap, he doesn't mess around like most people. He's a man of action.”

“Does he know you think that?”

“He told me not to talk to him about it anymore,” Avier says, and sighs. “Just make the pancakes, he said. Just cook the eggs.”

“Okay.”

“People will just eat things that you give them if you learn how to cook,” Avier says, sounding very gratified by this. “And let you be a doctor.” 

“Because you learned to cook?” Phrygian asks, to clarify. They really hope that this is not what they mean.

“No, no, because I went into organic medicine,” Avier says. “I did two years of school.”

“Oh.”

“And I'm good as gold at stitches!”

“That's... great?”

Avier rattles, which they decide to take as agreement.

“Should I... be concerned?” Phrygian asks, to clarify. “Are you going to like... poison somebody just to see what happens?”

“No, no, of course not!” Avier waves his hand. “No no no no, no. Shortsighted. I live here. There's a trust factor. If I wanted to poison someone, I'd poison someone else.”

“...Okay.”

“Besides, poisoning isn't...” He sighs, shaking his head. “It's passé, don't you think? I'm a little bored of all that by now. Big moves like that are a young man's game. Me? I already shoot people for a living. I’m just here to cook.”

“That answer really is not very comforting,” Phrygian admits.

Avier clicks in displeasure. “People always say that! I never understand why!”

“Do they?”

“Yes! Is it supposed to be more comfortable to hear someone just say No, no, I would never? Anyone can tell lies! I, at least, would want to hear a reasonable case for why our interests align. You’d want to hear that even if I did want to poison somebody, I wouldn't.”

“I... could see that,” Phrygian concedes. “I can see the logic there.”

This ship is completely full of freaks.

😍 published lines or a section of a fic that you loved writing?

Six Sunday number three. It's funny as fuck. Shoutouts to Kalrin being a five star weirdo and having a normal relationship to the things they keep in their cupboards.

Highlights include:

There!  There he is, a few doors down. His candy red fur, his glossy dead eyes. His gaping, mocking smile. The light does not touch him directly. Even just the sight of his face in the dark sends a chill up your spine.  For a moment you waver. Some things not even you should trifle with. But – no, Ohnyxx needs you. Your house and life are on the line. You grab that fucker by the throat and you drag him out from behind the oversize plates. They came with the house. You never use them. You squeeze his throat and you put a finger to his open mouth to preempt his evil whispers. “DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR US,” you tell him. “I WILL PUT YOU BACK IN THERE. I AM NOT JOKING. YES, IT’S ME, I’M SURE YOU CAN TELL.” He stares past you and does not make a sound. “DO NOT FUCK THIS UP,” you repeat. “SERIOUSLY. I MAY KID ABOUT A GREAT MANY THINGS BUT I KID YOU NOT RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR TRICKS AND THE AMOUNT OF BULLFUCKERY I WILL TOLERATE COMES TO A GRAND TOTAL OF ZERO. THIS IS NOT A TRANSACTION AND YOU SHALL KEEP YOUR WRETCHED LITTLE MAW AS QUIET AS THE SHALLOW GRAVE I WOULD OTHERWISE PUT YOU IN, BECAUSE FAILING ALL ELSE, I WILL SEND YOU BACK INTO THE DEPTHS OF KITCHEN SOLITARY AND LEAVE YOU THERE, FOREVER UNABLE TO ROT. KAPICE?” He does not say anything. You choose to take this as compliance rather than him biding his time, on account of how yours is running out. 

and our favorite line in the fic

“I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU PULL THIS OFF,” you lie. 

[ichea-it]

Mai demoralizzare un sogno di un figlio✈️🇮🇹

[marrissacooper]

had coffee with my sister and my cousin and we started talking about wednesday and they were both "I didn't like tyler, he was so bland" nobody understands my boy like I do 😔

[xaviergalatis]

[becca-alexa]

xavier is such a sweetheart i love him so much

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Holy fucjing shiiii waking up to Charles X(Slay)avier in a skirt is so agfjajfjks holy shiiiiii he's so fucjing pretty!!! Mini skirt + stocking + Charles' beautiful beautiful big blue eyes are dangerous combo ajfjsjfjjs I can't stop looking at it

I'd say can Magneto fight? But he could and he would obliterate me,,, but maybe it'd be worth it cuz hot damn Charles X(Slay)avier in a mini skirt 😫😳

Sorry I'm being insane in your ask ahxjsjdj he's just so pretty sjfjsjfkajfkd

ANY day where someones being insane in my inbox ESPECIALLY about charles xavier is a good day BY ALL MEANS MY FRIEND. proceed ...

[jojojoy1]

Instagram 2

Xavier Thorpe x reader

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avier gonna crush everyone at the poe cup today

comments

bbarclay gold bugs will eat you alive😈

enid:) ophelia hall are gonna take you down😌

yourusername ophelia hall are gonna win bby😘

A_J_A_X COME ON JOKERS

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yourusername WEDNESDAY ADDAMS TO THE RESCUE!!!

comments

enid:) we crushed everyone and totally slayed💁🏼‍♀️

A_J_A_X well done ophelia hall👏👏

YOKO wish i could have been there 🥺😔

avier well done i guess🙄

yourusername @YOKO you were in our hearts💗💗 hope u get better🙏💕

[jinxiez]

More civitai future MD drone ideas:

Updated attempt on my medic, Lauren.

SD-X(avier's) old team mates.

Possibly going to be army/guard drones.

Extra: I bet some of y'all ain't a fan of ai, if not just kindly skip over this. I mostly use it for fun anyways, and especially if I want to use some of these as references for my future art pieces when an art block comes my way.

[hinotorihime]

one of my dumbest, pettiest pet peeves that literally doesn't matter is when people pronounce the name Xavier as "Ex-avier". like!! yeah, we know English doesn't allow stop+/s/ clusters (like ks) at the beginning of a syllable. but the standard solution to this is to pronounce a word-initial x as /z/! by that rule, it should be said as fucking "Zavier"! why the fuck are you adding an epenthetic e?!!! do you also say ex-ylophone???

[lynxgirlpaws]

God made alcohol yucky bc if iy were yummy i'd be chugging that shit by the bottle

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

I present to you, (X)avier! My Lost boys oc! I decided to make him a werebat, since I didn’t want him to just be human- he does have wings! Or, rather wing scars- and the reasoning for his mask is something I will not tell- 👀

WOAH THATS SO SICK!!!

Werebats are a pretty freaking metal concept and its so cool to see the Fandom using them/making characters off of em!

I love the design he looks cool as hell I feel like I would trust him to hold my drink

[inhcritance]

I am watching X-Men 97. And look. Look.

Are you really telling me that the actual pronunciation for Prof. Xavier is "X-avier"? xDDDD

For context, Xavier is a name that exists here, and I actually know people named that. And here it's pronounced closer to "Sha-vier", and the translations all say it as "Sha-vier" while keeping every other name the same, so I really wasn't expecting that xDD

[gravestoneghost]

because of watching one tiktok in which someone was making fun of Dutch's spanish and pronouncing Javier with an english "J" sound I keep reading his name that way

It's been a week of /ʤ/avier I don't know how much longer I can do this

[xaviergalatis]

[questfriendspodcast]

Obviously the top 2 ships are

X-avier x Dippy Fresh

And

Yugi Balls x Oset Scuba

YUGI BALLS X OSET SCUBA Oset is taken by his destined boy but I'm gonna make like a joey wheeler for yugi He's a skater 🙂 -Hallie