#Asks - answered

[hopepunk-humanity]

you have to keep going. If you can't access your hope right now, then do it out of spite. And if you keep going, you WILL find your hope again eventually.

We will live.

"And if you keep going, you WILL find your hope again eventually."

I couldn't agree more. We will live.

[achromatophoric]

Wenclair + different euphemisms for pussy 🤭🫣😏

Wednesday: Gash.

Enid: Nope. Kitty.

Wednesday: *wrinkles nose* Slit.

Enid: *makes face*Vajayjay.

Wednesday: *shakes head* Axe wound.

Enid: Yuck! Vertical smile.

Wednesday: *snorts* Vertical grimace.

Enid: *winces* Panty hamster?

Wednesday: Eh. Whispering eye.

Enid: *shudders* Fuzzy fantasy.

Wednesday: Absolutely not. Hell’s maw.

Enid: *angrily leans forwards* Happy valley.

Wednesday: *sharpens glare* The Abyss.

Enid: FUN tunnel!

Wednesday: Cradle of FILTH.

Enid: *snarls* THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH!

Wednesday: *menacingly* THE WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS!

Enid/Wednesday: 😡😡

Enid: This is going like—nowhere!

Wednesday: On that I can agree. Shall we ask our volunteer mediator?

Enid: Yes, let’s!

The two girls turn to face the only other person in the room.

Enid: *impatiently* So? Willa and I can’t agree on a pet name—

Wednesday: Substitute.

Enid: *eye roll* Fine. We can’t agree on a substitute name for vagina. What do you think, oh mediator of ours?

Eugene: 😭

Eugene: *covering ears* I m-made a m-mistake! I-I just w-wanna g-go home!

Enid/Wednesday: 😲🤔

Enid: *looks to Wednesday* Home?

Wednesday: *nods* Home will suffice for now.

Wednesday: Thank you, Eugene. Your services are no longer required. You may—

Eugene: *already gone*

Wednesday: —go. *blinks*

Enid: So! How about to celebrate, we head back and enjoy some home sweet home? *winks*

Wednesday: *side glance* Home, certainly. Sweet, sometimes.

Enid: *gasps* Are you calling my home NOT sweet?!

Wednesday: If the tangy velvet glove fits…

[There is also this related reblog of one of Caitlynskitten’s posts.]

[monstersholygrail]

Not a brag but I consume every piece of monster fuckery on this website and your pieces are by far the best... Like yes the sex scenes are peak talent but your writing leading up and out is 10000/10 as well. You're talented af

I’m absolutely speechless right now! Thank you so freaking much. This is honestly one of the sweetest things anyone’s ever said to me. And you literally have no idea how much it means to get this and see this. I’ve actually read it multiple times since I got it and it’s never failed to make me smile. I kept trying to figure out how to respond but each time it turned me speechless lol

You’ve seriously made my entire day and beyond. Tackled multiple of my insecurities in one ask. That’s talent lol. But just wow, oh wow. Im cheesin. A mess. Ahhajsjjdkdjd

Much love to you nonnie <3

[saintsenara]

Ron's constant meddling in Harry's love life really IS constant... case in point: his genuine concern that Harry might be a bad kisser (??? What are you going to do, offer to practice?)

well!

[lau219]

How Robert, Jackson, Jonathan and Tommy will react if they caught reader reading some erotic stories? Or masturbating?

So, I did an either/or for this one because otherwise the answers would have gone on forever! But it’s still super long! Sorry! 🤣💗🤭

Robert: When he’s looking for a spare phone charger to take with him on a short business trip, he comes across the erotic book you have hidden in your nightstand.

He’s not quite sure how to react, as he thought your guys’ sex life was pretty damn good. He quickly goes online and orders a duplicate copy, reading it on the sly while he’s away, putting the cover sleeve of a different book over it. He’s surprised to see that much of the content is things that he’s secretly wanted to try with you, but has been too nervous/embarrassed to suggest. When he gets home, he can’t help but admit to having found it, and you’re equally embarrassed to admit that you don’t have it because your sex life with him isn’t satisfying, but because it’s about additional stuff that’s secretly always appealed to you but you have been too shy to suggest to Robert. Once you two are finally honest with each other, an entirely new avenue has been opened for the two of you, and let’s just say things are about to get a lot spicier.

Jackson: Pissed as hell that you’re touching yourself instead of waiting for him to work on you, as he expects to be in control of when and how you come. He doesn’t care when you explain that you are only thinking of him but were desperate, since he’s been pretty absent and distracted lately. He proceeds to fuck you as a punishment, hard and rough in all different positions and repeatedly making you come until you feel like you can’t take it anymore and are begging him to stop. When your entire body is jelly and he finally stops, he lectures you with a harsh slap to your ass, warning you that next time you get the urge to touch yourself, you better remember who’s in charge of if and when you receive pleasure.

Jonathan: When he finds out that you’ve been reading erotica without telling him, he’s very disappointed. He sees that the content of what you’re reading is stuff that the two of you have never tried, and he immediately gathers that you must secretly want to explore it. Again, he’s disappointed and frustrated because he thought you knew that you could talk to him about anything. When you’re in bed one night, he calmly confronts you and asks you why you haven’t spoken up, and he gets the (somewhat sick) pleasure of seeing you embarrassed and bashfully admitting that you’ve wanted to, but have been too timid to broach it with him. Enjoying your adorable bashfulness, he pulls you onto his lap and makes you describe to him in fine detail exactly what you’ve secretly been wanting him to do to you, forcing you to keep eye contact the whole time. When you’re completely flushed with embarrassment and finally done telling him everything, you can feel his erection pressing into you as he slowly and calmly begins undressing you, making you melt.

“That wasn’t so difficult, was it?” he affectionately teases you in that tone of his. Then he lays you down on the bed and hovers over you. “Now, where should we start?”

Tommy: He catches you masturbating on your shared bed when he returns home earlier than expected from a business trip. He’s insanely turned on, as he catches you moaning his name before he allows you to realize he’s there. Once he makes himself known, you’re highly embarrassed and attempt to cover yourself, nervously explaining that you missed him too much and couldn’t wait for him any longer. Maintaining a stern demeanor, he walks over to the armchair in your bedroom and sits down, then orders you to keep going as he watches you. You’re mortified, and you try to get out of it, but Tommy is sternly insistent.

“I want to see exactly what you do to yourself when you’re missing me,” he says in that deep voice, and he continues to watch you from the chair, his erection intensifying by the second as he watches you touch yourself. But you’re so embarrassed that you can’t get very far, and eventually, in response to seeing your embarrassment and desperation, Tommy finally rises from the chair and walks over to you, beginning to undress.

“What’s wrong, love?” he affectionately mocks you with a raise of his brow as he pulls off his clothes. “Your hands not as good as my cock?”

You shake your head, telling him that, no, it’s never as good as actually having him, but when he’s away, you sometimes get too needy.

“Well, it’s a good thing I came home early, then,” he says as he gets on the bed and pulls you to him by your ankles, then lines himself up at your entrance before slamming his cock inside you. “After all,” he finishes as you arch at the feel of his cock, “I can’t deprive my girl of what she needs.”

[sneet-snart]

Faggot ❤️

[melancholicstation]

jokes on u bobby boy doesn't know how to be mean uwu

oh diva he was the shadiest of them all

[zolanort]

Ooooh he’s so cool! I love his tail!!!

Zola, I have to tell you that Shadow dressed like Four is the greatest treat of them all. I’m dying about it.

Can’t top it but here’s a D&D5e-style tiefling Four because I was looking at a lot of pretty art

[destiel-wings]

Are you incapable of making your own post? Why did you add on to that poor persons Merlin post when they dont care about Destiel? And youre too lazy to make your own gifs lol okay. Please dont add on to posts that arent yours. So fucking lazy and annoying.

Hey, if you're the op who made the post, I sincerely apologize. If you don't want that kind of addition i can delete it, no problem.

I love merthur and i love destiel too, and I added that scene from spn to make a comparison between the two ships. It wasn't meant to take anything away from the original post, but my intention was to give it a new light in addition (as people do on this site) by drawing a parallel with another piece of media. A lot of destiel fans love merthur too and i thought the op could get more reblogs and likes on their gif this way (reaching another fandom too).

I know how to make my own posts, I did plenty of them, actually.

What i don't know how to do is gifs, and i have deep appreciation for people who make them, and it is my understanding that they like exposure for their posts, so that their hard work can reach more people.

This is why i reblogged it.

My tags on the reblog were about both ships, i didn't deviate from the original post ignoring it to only talk about another ship (which would've been rude), so i didn't think it could be offensive in any way.

[chromacryptid]

Mumbo Jumbo HC season 10 episode 23, min 24:46:

Scar: "Is he trying to bang us or smth?" Mumbo: "Definitely."

Help why did everyone act like this was a totally normal thing to say

[hopepunk-humanity]

Stay strong. Please. For all the sunrises yet to come.

^

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Woah, so this curse basically says that you have to obey my every whim or it’ll cause immeasurable pain, both physical and emotional?

Wednesday: Yes, it is honestly quite terrifying, to me at least. Not that I don’t trust you with my entire being, but I find the lack of agency… particularly disturbing.

Enid: Gosh… I can’t imagine how scary that must be. I know you don’t like taking orders and all, but this feels extreme.

Both girls are silent for a moment. Then Enid speaks up.

Enid: Hey, Willa?

Wednesday: Yes, mi amor?

Enid: I just… I want you to know that I will never use this against you. I mean, unless it’s for your health or something like that, I won’t make you do anything you don’t want, like ever. I promise.

Wednesday: … Thank you, Enid. Like I stated before, I trust you with my very life, ever since you saved it from the Hyde.

Enid: I’m so happy to hear you say that. I guess I also just wish it wasn’t under the weight of the fact that you pretty much don’t have a choice.

Wednesday: The curse has nothing to do with my trust for you, Enid. I trusted you long before I knew that you were my accursed.

Or… The Addams Family Curse but it’s with actual angsty consequences.

Enid: Hey, Willa?

Wednesday: Yes, mi amor?

Enid: Could you like—do me a big favor?

Wednesday: Of course—

Enid: BUT! Only if you really wanna. Like really really, totes one hundo percent, super serious wanna. Ya know what I mean?

Wednesday: Enid, I assure—

Enid: So like—if you haven’t never not wanted no more than to possibly more or less help me with something that isn’t nothing—

Enid: —then if it isn’t the opposite, please tell me now if you don’t maybe disagree.

Wednesday:

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *IMPLODES*

[brawltogethernow]

obligatory ask meme curse: homestuck

Reverse Unpopular Opinion meme

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit. Homestuck was an enormous and entirely positive part of my late teens and to this day there's nothing else like it. Like sometimes you just need to step back and think about how cool Homestuck is. MSPA invented a new format that HS constantly tested the limits of, giving us a comic where some of the panels are looping gifs and some are flash animations and some are fully playable video games. It had more prose than War and Peace by the time it was halfway done. It invented the concept of blackrom. A good third of it was written in a single year-long creativity bender. The fandom was like Inklings For Gay People and is still coughing out published artists. The cast is split 50/50 by gender and also by glasses wearing status just because...math. It wielded recurring motifs and colors and shapes and phraseology like an armory of weapons. At its peak it had a canon to cosplay rate of less than one hour. It contributed very significantly to keeping me sane in high school. Reading it gives you a very specific Homestuck Accent and will haunt you with concepts and imagery forever. Homestuck!

[reds-skull]

Could we possibly get Soap yelling at a recruit for trying to steal Ghosts mask, with Ghost in the background like that’s my mans.

Or something you want to do for shits and gigs because you can and it’s fun

Sorry this took a while, I kinda made a mini comic because, as you said, I can and it's fun lol

Thank you for the ask! This was quite fun to make haha

[saintsenara]

I feel like people underestimate just how protective Ron is of Harry.

Like, in OOTP, he was trying to drive Cho off. A Tornadoes fan? For his boy? Not on his watch.

We don’t see this as much with Hinny because I feel like Ron’s conclusion is that “nobody is good enough for either of them… therefore this is the best possible solution”.

However, you best believe that in any other Harry ship, the suitor must best the trials of King Ron.

ron stomping over to call cho a glory supporter never fails to send me. immaculate work, king, really beating the teaspoon allegations.

[where ron does shine in order of the phoenix is when he clocks - well before hermione ever does - that harry doesn't actually want to ask cho out after their disastrous kiss...]

and as someone committed to the view that ron is the tomarry girly's secret weapon... yes, every single one of harry's paramours has to get past him. even the dark lord

[venomous-qwille]

heyyyyy

so, i really like GITM (Fool and Sunspot are my favs) but that is not the reason for my little visit

i need to know

DO MISUTA AND FOOL HAVE GAY ENERGY WITH EACH OTHER???

IDK IF MY GAYDAR IS MESSING UP, BUT I SMELL GAYNESS BETWEEN THEM

anyways, have a good day and eat and drink some water!!!

:3c