#AskHCs

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: *throws to omnitrix to honeybee* go wild

Honeybee: "Oh the debate between using this for chaos or avoiding the irreparable damage it'll do to my DNA."

Ladybug: "That.... sounds like something we should be concerned about?"

There's a pause from everyone.

Several people attempt to tackle Honeybee, but she dodges. Slapping the device on and sprinting out of the room

[the1918]

Please tell us more about slutty virgin Steve there is not enough of him

Slutty virgin Steve:

Has been in love with Bucky Barnes since 1934, but was always to afraid to act on it/say anything re: Bucky is a ladies man and homosexuality was very much a crime.

Wakes up in the twenty-first century and is still Very Gay, but he doesn’t /do/ anything about it because 1) he has conditioned himself to be quiet and private about his preferences and 2) to him, Bucky died, like, three days ago.

Jerks off to thoughts of being smol again and Bucky pinning him down and fucking his mouth. Is very sad afterwards.

OOP BUCKY’S ALIVE 

Bucky’s alive and he comes home and he spends some time recovering in the apartment he shares with Steve now, etc etc, anyways.

Bucky is alive and Bucky is... a Grade A Beefcake. Steve’s sad jerking off becomes guilty jerking off, but it’s more than that, because now Bucky is constantly around and he’s wearing sweatpants that ride too low on his hips and Bucky likes wifebeater tanks and Steve’s horny level has been turned up to eleven (11).

Steve is only sneaky and quiet when he’s on the battlefield.

Steve is neither sneaky nor quiet when he is experimenting with fingerfucking himself in the shower.

Bucky is a good listener—especially when people are actively saying his name out loud. 

(Steve showers, and Bucky listens.)

(Bucky also finds a new, unfamiliar razor in said shower. A smattering of little black dark blond curlies clings to it. Bucky thinks about Steve shaving himself smooth and testing the new grounds with the tips of his own fingers and biting his lips until they’re as red as his cheeks and Bucky fucks his own fist and paints the shower wall.)

Steve shops online for dildos on his tablet, but he can never bring himself to check out his shopping cart, too much internalized shame, too scared someone will find out.

Steve has considered exploring phallic objects that do not come from adam and eve dot com, but 1) zucchinis do not have a flared base, and Steve thinks safety is Very Important and would literally have to off himself if Bucky had to drive him to the ER because he got a squash stuck in his rectum, and 2) Steve grew up in the Depression. Steve does not waste food.

So Steve shameshops for dildos online, buys zero (0) dildos.

Steve is bad at browser security. 

Steve and Bucky share a tablet.

Bucky checks out the shopping cart.

A package arrives one day from a nondescript sender, and it is addressed to Steve’s attention. Bucky picks it up and takes it into the kitchen.

“Package for you, Stevie.”

“Oh? Okay, um. Don’t remember ordering anything...”

“Open it then. Find out.”

“Uh, yeah. Okay.”

(Bucky files it away in his mind to scold Steve later—ten spanks should do it—for being an idiot who opens strange packages just because big, beefy soldiers hand them to him)

“Whatcha got there, Stevie?”

“It’s... um... I don’t think they had the right—”

“Show me.”

“... No.”

“What? Why?”

“It’s not mine.”

“What’s not yours?”

“This. All of it. I think someone played a prank on me.”

“Just show me, Steve.”

“I. I don’t want to.”

“Are you really saying that everything in that box—whatever it is—is totally unfamiliar to you? You’ve never seen it before?”

“...Yes.”

“...”

“That is what I am saying.”

“...”

“...”

“Steve?”

“... Yeah, Buck?”

“Do you want to take me up to your bedroom and show off what the mailman brought you?”

***

(It’s dildos.)

(The mailman brought dildos.)

[x]

[scaredysap]

oh sure, so now swapping uncles is a plot point in DMBJ. sure, why not.

[blondekasp]

Richie is super smart and I can imagine all The Losers being surprised by this, all except Eddie who just assumed everyone knew. Like Richie says somthing insightful and everyone else is taken aback meanwhile Eddie's just like... 'we been knew?'

ooh this is an interesting one!!

i think that when the losers find out richie’s actually really smart, they’re surprised but not because they think he’s dumb or stupid but more because they’re so used to richie acting like he has zero common sense lmao

but their grade cards arrive one day and they all go down to the barrens after school, and they have their grade cards with them so they decide to discuss them just for something to talk about for a while

(i’m not american so idk exactly how the grading system works but) when they get to richie they find out that he’s gotten at least straight As in all of his classes apart from gym because he’s not the most athletic person

they all seem surprised by this because they don’t actually have any classes with richie so they’ve never seen him do school work, and richie seems bashful under their shocked expressions because he doesn’t usually get this type of attention

but eddie’s sort of confused as to why they’re surprised, he’s always thought it was fairly obvious that richie’s very academic behind the crude jokes and impressions

he doesn’t realise that this is because he subconsciously pays much more attention to richie than the rest of the losers do

he watches richie at the lunch table quickly scribbling down the solutions to whatever maths homework he has due for his next class, and he’s in a more advanced class than eddie so it’s not quite clear to him if richie’s doing the work right but eddie thinks he must be, because he writes without hesitance and appears to be solving them pretty quickly in his head

eddie notices that richie’s notebook has highlighter pen and doodles scrawled all over it, he wonders if it’s to help richie with keeping his focus on his work

he helps the losers sometimes when they’re stuck with something, just a throw away comment to get their mind back on track but none of them ever seem to think of it

eddie’s heard how richie talks about comics during the small hours of the night at sleepovers, it might not seem like much but he has a very deep understanding of the characters he reads about, on a level eddie’s not sure he would be able to achieve without richie’s insights

so they all gawk and laugh out of pure surprise, but eddie just smiles at richie because he’s always known, it makes him feel sort of special to be the only one who can see through the jokes, maybe he understands richie like richie understands the characters in his comics

he’s kinda got tunnel vision for richie without realising it

[hiraeth-kittyboo]

This is.... actually well fitting for him! I genuinely wasn't sure how he'd be for music,etc. That sudden talkative streak sounds fun to see 💚Watch him all lit up in passion🤗 now im enticed to show him Eurovision + tons other music I have from other lands. Ill make him dance with me for all the fun it is too~ ✨

Just unleash 10000 more avenues of interest on the poor man xD

As woman of culture, I love slapstick humor. These grumpy drunk images just make me laugh id have so much recorded shame of him 😆 Gaara+Lee are perfect drinking buddies 🤣 negate each other out everytime🤣 like og Naruto/Sasuke bickering scenes😭 im ded

And YES. I will hold, I will protac, but most importantly Will love him back! (yep I memed it) 🏃‍♀️💕 He is precious boy/man bean you can't hate him for any length of time. Dis man would get on his KNEES?! oml I cant, get back up plz!!🤝🧎‍♂ Having someone so conscientious is a dream💫 make it real CMC!!😭🙏 Our shared traumas will be our glue yes so very healthy just heal each other together🥺💖

[This was made awhile ago i know, I've made a point to remember/reblog this once I could. My lifes unstable rn I can't balance socials alongside it so I hope you all can forgive me not being present m(_ _)m I truely love your content keep it up]

~ROUND 2~ xD ~GAARA - sfw 7(10?), 16, 25

(Didja notice 7+10 are same Q? ^^; I wasn't sure which I should put down, u do what works for ya - either way I'm gonna know him drunk off his ass!!)

So its just 3 prompts fyi - I ain't being sneaky. I followin da rules👍

a/n: thank you for pointing it out to me! one of those was supposed to be the other way around hehe.

This is part of my 300 event 💖 now closed

Gaara

How does he act when he's drunk? + Does he say sorry first? + What’s his favorite type of music? Artists and songs examples. sfw

I don't think Gaara would get drunk often. Mostly because he's afraid to lose control and hurt someone.

But in occasions where he got accidentally drunk he became so clumsy. Like trying to reach for a cup and knocking it out of the table? We have all been there, right?

He would be the angry drunk type too. Why everybody is laughing so loud? And why you're taking his drink away? Kankuro would get hit on the head often.

If you were not around the times Gaara got drunk you can be sure soon or later Kankuro or Temari would find a way to call you over to control your boyfriend.

He would also blame you for his hang over the next day >:(

Gaara would be someone pretty easy to deal with in a relationship, not so easy to figured out what is going on in that pretty head of his since he doesn't voice his most deep thoughts very often.

It's very uncommon for you two to fight or argue, but if he ever do/say something hurtful you can be sure it will be only a matter of minutes until he apologizes.

Of course he doesn't do anything bad on purpose, when he realizes that his actions caused you pain the fear of you leaving him would overcome any pride.

He would be on his knees for you if necessary.

Protect him.

I like to think that modern day Gaara would be into artists from different countries, his current favourite would be Maneskin especially their songs in italian such as Zitti e Buone and Coraline.

Gaara would say he likes to listen to classical music to focus while studying. Lie, he listen to classical music all the time, but he doesn't want people to think he's boring, although he can't hold himself when the topic of Mozart is brought up, it would make him talk non-stop.

Honorable mentions: U2 is the rock band that he most loves to listen when he's deep in thoughts, Penny Lane by the Beatles was the song that motivate him to learn to play the guitar, he's not a party person but the best of his life was when Thriller by Michael Jackson was played in a party and his friends dragged him into dancing too.

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[morganjoelyn]

Wookie & Pippa joining in on the #AskHCS chat tonight! Thanks @hilliardschools and @drjcm (at Now There Are Five)

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: which of you tends to stay up til 6am before going to bed?

Carapace: "What even is a sleep schedule anymore?"

More than half the team: "I was supposed to have a sleep schedule in the first place?"

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: i just ate an akuma, what's gonna happen to me?

Honeybee: "Eh worst is a stomachache because that doesn't taste good.:

Ladybug: "..... How do you know that?"

[princess-of-the-corner]

AskHC: yall ever see something bad happen, and you want to help but just feel numb

You dont know what to do?

Ladybug: "No matter what,you can't lose hope."

Chat: "We're all here together, even in the worst of times."

Rena: "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing."

Carapace: "We have to protect each other."

Honeybee: "We must continue to fight and resist."

Arashi: "This is not over until the last of us falls, and even those who fall will go out fighting."

Petite Souris: "There's always something you can do, no matter how insignificant you may feel.

Tigress: "As invisible as you feel, you always have a voice."

Viperion: "There's always another chance."

Bunnyx: "It's two steps forward, one step back. Always was and always will be, but it's progress."

Pigella: "It may seem silly to enjoy small comforts, but it is never silly to have joy!"

Capricorn: "If you need to step away, that's okay too. Make something. A good drink, art to vent, something."

Falun Feather: "We will outlive them!"

Pegasus: "Focus on the good news as well. There are many progressive accomplishments being made, and it's a disservice to ignore them."

Wolfhound: "It's okay to be scared and not know what's going to happen, but learning and doing better next time is crucial!"

Roi Singe: "Hope is a weapon so get out there and start swinging!"

Minotaurox: "While you should keep an eye on things, don't get lost in the negativity."

Talon: "Be brave, my friends. Be truly brave."

[princess-of-the-corner]

AskHC

This yalls new home

How yall handle?

Honeybee: "Install a fucking bathroom."

Rena: "AND A KITCHEN!"

[princess-of-the-corner]

AskHC: hey chat, do you know how to open doors?

Chat: "....... Most doors."

Rena: "Yeah automatic ones tend to give you trouble, huh?"

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC:

why is adrien aggrest in a cage in the sky?

Ladybug: "....... God these photoshoots are getting out of hand."

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: hey bunnyx, what woudl you do if you were told the world canon event was that monarch had to win?

Bunnyx: "ask where they got their Time Travel Rules because GOD that's not how that works."

Honeybee: "..... Why do I have a feeling someone yoinked my hypothetical name?"

Bunnyx: "Ugh. Don't ask."

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: out of all of you, who would last the longest in an isekai before the existential dread kicks in

Everyone: "Pigella."

Pigella: "I am nothing if not optimistic!"

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: there is an akuma....that is giving everyone gender dysphoria!!!!! run!!!!

Tigress: "Bitch I already deal with this time to fight fire with fire!"

Capricorn: "Oh mood!"