#Ask-Ljackxjeff

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L.J.:You know what? It’s almost New Year, Jeffy.

Jeff: Wow… That's terrible. I don't give a fuck.

L.J.: We're going to do something for New Year, right??!

Jeff: O-Of course, honey! Whatever you want!!

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July 25 is my birthday can i get a happy birthday:))

L.J.: It's time to celebrate!

L.J.: ¡Feliz cumpleaños!

Jeff: Congrats, Anon.

Jeff: Sí, sí... Lo que sea, bebito.

Jeff: Happy Birthday, ¨Gorrito¨.

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Feliz Pascua

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Feliz Navidad

L.J.: ¿Hey Jeff? ¿Es esto realmente para Navidad? Jeff: Uhh... ¿Sí?

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Según Jeff, intentaste todo para escapar de Jack, ¿Pero intentaste devolverlo a su caja?

Anon Ask: According to Jeff, you tried everything to escape from Jack, but did you try to put him back in his box?

Jeff: I did and I never felt so damn humiliated. It was super frustrating to watch him crack as I swallowed my anger.

Ben: You guys just don't know. This guy threw it as a pokeball.

Jeff: Who told you?

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Para Jeff.- alguna vez consideraste en abandonar a L.jack?

Anonymous asks: To Jeff - Did you ever consider leaving L.jack?

Jeff: What is the use?

Jeff: I stabbed him. I strangled him.

L.J.:Oh, you wanted to see my bugs?

Jeff: I intoxicated him. I ran away.

L.J.: Really? That’s cute.

Jeff: So I just gave in and we fell in love. Anon: Are u ok?

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Como serían L.jack y jeff en sus versiones femeninas?

Anonymous ask: What would L.jack and jeff look like in their female versions?

L.J.: -Gasp- BOOBIES!

Bonus

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Para L.jack.-ya que jeff aún es un mortal,como te pondrías cuando el muera de vejez?

Anon ask: For L.Jack.- Since Jeff is still a mortal, how would you feel when he dies of old age?

L.J.: No puede. L.J.: Él es el grandioso Jeffrey.

Jeff: Bueno, una historia divertida. Casi me dan una paliza.

L.J.: ¿Quién? ¿Cómo? ¿Por qué no me lo dijiste?

Jeff: Eso era cuando solía huir de casa... Era un día lluvioso. Era la oportunidad perfecta para huir.

Pero yo no era el único... Esperando una oportunidad.

Yo pensé... “Carajo... El payaso me atrapó.” Afortunadamente, no.

L.J.: No puedes dejarme. Tú no PUEDES morir.

Podrías decir que odia la idea de que me muera, jajajajajaja.

Extra:

Jeff: Tranquilo, no moriría por esos trucos.

Jeff: ¡Y ustedes dejen de matarme!

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Sooooooo

Do you guys have a favorite food

Anon: Asi que... ¿Tienen alguna comida favorita?

Jeff: ¡Mi comida favorita son las costillas L.J.: . . .

L.J.: ¿Es el café comida? Jeff: Qu-... No.

Extra:

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Para jeff.-Que opinas del ship Randy x jeff?

Anon: To jeff: What do you think about the Randy x jeff ship?

L.J.: Bueno, ya ves... No conocemos a nadie con ese nombre. Así que Jeff no podría responder a tu pregunta. ¿No es así Jeffrey?

Jeff: . . . . . . . . .

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¡Hola! Me preguntaba si sus users o mods aún tienen las comisiones abiertas? Y cuánto es?

Anon ask: Hi! I was wondering if your users or mods still have open commissions? And how much is it?

Dev: ¿Quiere saber el precio? Podemos arreglarlo.

Isa: Here are the prices, sweetie.

Isa: Ah, Dev does not use a semi-realistic style.

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Anon: Why is LJ pink?

L.J.: Por que estoy exprimiendo limones, anon.

Jeff: Jack. . . ¿¡Es esa la pintura de Sally?!

L.J.: ¡No no! No lo es, tonto Jeff.

Jeff: Ahora escucha aquí, pequeña mierda sonriente. ¡No te atrevas a mentirme o te apuñalaré tan profundo que nunca recuperaré mi cuchillo! ¡¿He sido claro?!

L.J.: (Tan pequeño. :^> )

Jeff: No me beses idiota.

L.J.: Yo también te amo Jeffy.

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Esta pregunta es para ambos. ¿Cómo fue la primera vez de ambos?

theuglylettuce ask: This question is for both of you. How was the first time for both of you?

L.J.: Our first time?

L.J.: Let me tell you the story.

L.J.: I was walking through the forest one day, minding my own business. Until something caught my attention.

L.J.: And there it was. A kid that smell like a deseased one. But he wasn't. He was complaining too much to be dead.

L.J.: When I saw him like that...

L.J.: I knew I had to help him.

L.J.: That's how I took him home and fed him. We became lovers and had sex for the first time.

L.J.: It was completely consensual.

Jeff: Bullshit!

Jeff: Don't play dumb. You know very well it wasn't like that.

MOD: A few years ago, Jeffy was hungry and dirty.

Jeff: Damn, these woods don't seem to end.

Jeff: A camping tent?

Jeff: A portable fridge!

Segunda y última parte.

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Soul

Put a little love into my lonely soul.

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Feliz día de la carne

Recuerden niños, si esta caliente y los mira, es carne. No duden, solo coman.