#Ask me no questions I tell you no lies
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There are two doors. Behind one door, certain...
Saddle up comrades, we're writing riddle yaoi now!!!
Inspired by
by @microsff and @hb-not-the-pencil
#my artwork#short comic based on microfiction#there are two guards. one always lies and one always tells the truth#there are two doors. one leads to certain death and one leads to freedom.#you may ask the guards exactly one question before you choose your door.#riddle yaoi#I think that's a brand new tag#congratulations on that to me
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If Shota adopted Eri, would she get his last name, Hizashi’s, or something hyphenated?
why hasn’t he adopted her? 🥺
@dhampiravidi is asking the real questions.
Eri has gone through a lot and it was crucial that she was taken in by UA for the sake of her development. The students & staff helped her acclimate back into a semi-normal life and while Shota is her primary care-taker, I think he also recognizes the importance of that. Even if Shota had adopted her, Yuuei implemented a dorm system and therefore Eri would have needed to stay on campus anyway.
I think as far as why Shota hasn't adopted Eri comes down to a matter of timing. There is a lot of chaos that goes on between the time that Eri comes into UA's custody up to the ending of the war. Shota is a man of many talents and while I haven't decided if I want to make him a foster dad (mostly due to my lack of research), I think that given the circumstances, it would be difficult for him to juggle an adoption process along with everything else going on.
Also, with a war underway I think Shota would be afraid of starting that process with her. He wouldn't want to get her hopes up about something that he isn't sure that he would be able to follow through with. While Shota will always do his best to survive, the future was far from certain.
I do think that after the war is over, Shota would have gone through with an adoption. It would take a bit of time seeing as Shota would be navigating his new disabilities and the emotional baggage that comes with that. As far as what her last name would be, it just depends on where Shota is at with Hizashi. If they're dating, he might just make Eri an Aizawa or even hold off on that until they establish what they want to do with their own names. This answer essentially depends on which Hizashi I am writing with. Personally, I'd love Eri to be an Aizawa but Shota is a little more indifferent about it.
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Watch people visibly change their minds on what it's okay to do to people or not based just on who the victims are.
Very telling video. Source: https://t.me/beholdisraelchannel/37117
#pro-Israel#antisemitism#Jew hatred#anti-Jew propaganda#do you know where you're getting your information?#Have you looked at it for yourself?#questions to ask if you hold a dogmatic position without knowing why#have you just let your favorite influencers tell you what to think#or do you do the responsible thing and do your own fair-minded research?#warning: the propaganda falls apart like cobwebs#warning: your worldview and view of yourself might change#but don't take my word for it#go find out for yourself#Hamas lies#hamas propaganda#i stand with israel#free gaza from hamas#hamas is isis#bring them home#october 7th massacre#nova music festival#watch these young people change their minds on what's okay or messed up based on who the victims are#and then ask yourself#do I do this? Have I done this? is this me?#racism#discrimination#tw: racism#tw: discrimination#tw: prejudice
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Lies of P could exist in Yoko Taro's Drakenier universe, and no one would even notice it being anywhere out of place
*smacks my string conspiracy board*
WHITE CHOLORNATION SYNDROME
#i have enough hyperfixation to think about it tho#my current obsession and my well loved old obsession#bro it has been running in circles in my mind esp romeo :(#I'm a sucker for dark reimagined fairytales that love the source material while asking questions about humanity#*vibrates* i dont know how to express to you the hoops my little neurodivergent brain is shooting through#you honestly cant tell me that lies of p wouldn't exist in a distant future midgard of drakengard#drakengard#nier#lies of p#lop#im sorry for the tags but i am not sorry for the thoughts i have#it honestly makes me wanna reread or watch that 90s romeo and juliet movie i adore references and parallels#i wanna just write all of my thoughts down but it comes out like AHSFJUEBAAK#mikh talks#when i figure out wtf is goin on in sino its over for yall#i wanna play lies of p myself but i do know all the story and endings i just think it looks like a beautiful and well made game
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my fav storytelling moment in NITW is the little easter egg where grandpa borowski's ghost watches over mae while she naps at the church! cute moment w some interesting in-universe implications
night in the woods is pretty careful to never pick a side on whether the whole thing is ghost/demon/god related, or just a combination of mental health issues/economic stressors/searching for meaning, which i appreciate. gives players a lot of leeway to interpret everything. so factoring in the ghostly grandpa is just another little supernatural mystery to try and work into the puzzle... but most importantly its super cute!
#i made a post comparing it and disco elysium a while back. the whole 'the problem is social and economic woes. and also a Beastie.'#ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies#nitw
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Continuing our battle royale for s4!
#charmed#charmed 1998#polls#my prediction is the evil enchantress hands down like no questions asked#but yall like the love interests whenever i include them so i GUESS finn has a good chance#but i also am partial to the oracle an ling melody the matthews and clyde#but if finn wins i stg im gonna delete my blog /j#i know that i keep including a few love interests each poll but thats only bc they're interesting in the episode#i still have forgiven no one for billy appleby winning the third s2 poll when charlene lillian and the genie were right there#also to whoever voted for justin in the last one i know you did that on purpose and i respct it but imma fight you lmao#(this is all joking for the record. i AM genuinely baffled at how the LIs keep winning these but it's a poll for a reason lol)#i wasnt sure if i should add in bob cowan or glen since they appear in multiple episodes and in two seasons#i did with sam in the s2 polls but he didn't show up as many times tbh? and had such a gap in appearance and presence#while they didnt#i may eventually go back and do more major recurring characters as its own thing and they'd probably make the list#but definitely tell me if you think they should be included and i'll add them into the next one if ppl think they count
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Just let them play at the FUCKING Rivoli
#nirvana the band the show#nirvanna the band the show#Alf#don’t ask me no questions and I won’t tell you no lies
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why did i talk to a career coach just for her to tell me to use chatgpt i hate it here
#text#ilana says stuff#to be fair she did also answer some of my other questions and point me toward resources but like.#i asked about how to write a resume when i have no job experience and she told me to use chatgpt????#like chatgpt would literally just make shit up that i'd then have to edit so it's more exaggeration than outright lies#so why not just teach me how to write one myself anyway? and then i'd have that skill for the future once i do have some experience!#i know there's general guides out there for them but one of the perks of talking to a real person is like. an actual discussion#'no that doesn't apply to me' and 'should i include this' and 'how should i phrase this'#and i should think knowing about resumes is a pretty important part of your job! why are you telling me to use ai instead?#like if i need to at least try to write a resume myself and then bring it in for advice on how to improve it then just. say that
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📗 "How did grandma and grandpa meet? Who proposed? Where they pros too?" [[ He's referring to Shota's parents. ]]
@itsumoegao want's to know about his sofu & halmeoni
Shota's eyes narrowed into slits, his brow tightening as he racked his brain. It was hard trying to remember the details, no matter how many times his father had fondly repeated the story. "They were both in college and happened to study at the same café. Your grandfather says that they had been dating before he even realized that they were dating. Halmeoni was the one who asked him out, but he was the one that proposed. He actually proposed at the same café they met at.
Shota gave Izuku a small shake of his head. "No, they weren't pro heroes. But, I guess one could say they're pros within their own fields. Dear old Dad is an OB and pediatric nurse with a specialty and Mom works as a defense attorney."
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more messy brainrot scribbles
#been thinking about marrow marshfield... pain and suffering of my own design shdfsdj#thinkin about how they probably have an 'ask me no questions and i'll tell you no lies' relationship but Boy does kate want to ask#thinkin about how much max appreciates spending time w kate n how she's always worried about her even when she's an equal amount of fucked#thinkin about how much kate appreciates it too bc max always makes time for her even when she's clearly worse for wear herself#thinkin about kate coming down off the ledge partially bc she's afraid to make max any more miserable than she already is#thinkin about kate and warren lowkey colluding to make sure max eats/doesn't pass out face first onto her desk/spontaneously combust etc#love the idea that max is there like 'nobody knows how fucked up i am' meanwhile kate and warren are Fretting hardcore#nova scribbles#marrow max tag
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Voldemort crossed one leg over the other and contemplated the ceiling of Malfoy Manor’s basement dungeon, which was dark and damp. The gloom was oddly comforting. Here below, concealed from the society he had created, he felt able to divulge private information about himself.
A voice floated over to him, calm and airy, a beacon in the night drawing him towards the ultimate goal of rationality. “And how would you say you feel about that?”
“Lord Voldemort does not feel.” He punctuated his statement with a menacing sneer.
“Of course you do. Everyone has feelings.” Potter’s friend smiled at him. Her eyes were partially obscured by her thick, bottle-cap goggles, the lenses of which reflected distorted versions of him back at himself. “Didn’t you tell me that world domination no longer feels as fulfilling as it once did? And didn’t you ask me to help you understand your obsessive need to have control over Harry Potter?”
“Yes.” Voldemort scowled. “And I fail to see how Potter’s sexual fantasies about other men are relevant.”
Potter’s friend perched her chin atop her bound hands. “Have you considered… letting Harry have sex with someone else?”
“Potter should not be having sex. He is my enemy. He should be miserable.”
“Removing the sexual torture curse you placed on him would be a great first step towards personal growth.”
“He is not having sex,” Voldemort repeated. “He is miserable.”
“Yes.” The girl’s eyes lost their focus, taking on a strange, dreamy appearance that implied her thoughts were elsewhere. “I see that now.”
#updates#misc#tomarry#harrymort#ask me no questions and i will tell you no lies#this is partially inspired by the episode of b99 where jake very adamantly claims he does not need therapy
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do you know why you were blocked by sarah zed? that's wild
after she released... maybe her proship v anti video? i cant remember. but it/one of them stirred up controversy that i was never too tuned into, and there were a couple of posts floating around that were like "instead of sarah z, here are some other video essayists you should watch!" i like video essays so i reblogged one, and simply based on the timing, i kind of have to assume that she just like, went and blocked a huge host of people who reblogged stuff like that. so thats my claim to hater fame. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#iirc around the same time i also wrote a mildly annoyed post that she reblogged one of my things and my notifs were blowing up#but i cant remember if that was before she blocked me and it was just another reason to or it was after and that was how i found out.#hilarious either way. whenever i see her videos cross my path it makes me want to laugh. its such a small‚ funny world isnt it.#ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies
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I have a longing to be understood more than anything else i think
#someone very recently acknowledged something that usually goes unseen and it wasn't even that great of an acknowledgement but ive just been#staring at the messages every once in a while. its great. not really i sort of feel like a real weirdo#im very lonely. i cant say why but let it be known that i am very lonely#ok i have a question to those who lie their eyes upon this post: tell me what you know about me please?#so much lies in my social perception and i am just. not being perceived. at all. darn#i have a lot to cry about but morally i dont think i should-- specifics would mean being mean to the people i love#talking to anyone anymore just makes me feel horrible. doing anything anymore makes me feel horrible..tmbg has my back though ill live for#another.week or a few. and then my birthday will happen and rhen um#.Well. it sucks that sucks man. i dont want to disclose my age but to elaborate on why ACTUALLY HOLD ON#the thing i am about to say is not true; it is a metaphorical thing: it is my 21st birthday soon.#i decided that i wouldnt live past this age around 5 years ago and the only reason ive lived five years is being killed this year. i dont#think every thing ive been desperately clinging on to for the past 2 (?) years can keep me alive past then..i think im going to die. i have#to#NO MORE BEING A DOWNER#fox (vulpes vulpes) on the Internet for the first time#okay maybe a little more..i dont know who im talking to in this post. my friends do not read my tumblr and. i dont know anyone else.really.#uh#I'm listen to tmbg right now i love them#hey reader; i can only think of 3 people who see enough about me to check my blog. so i have separate questions for the each of you.#one of you likes (liked? school came in and i couldnt see your blog much past then; idk if its changed) tmbg. what do you think of The Else?#and uh you there... the guyyy. Google john flansburgh..i dont have a reason to this one ive just not been able to stop thinking about askin#you what you think of him.#um third person..... um#okay theres nothing iecan ask. i do want to apologize to you though: im sorry.#iThis is bullshit#im gonna delete this soon#Um also sorry if my wording here is. really wack. i tend to do that#i dont think anyones going to see this as is always#i think i just like talking to the hypothetical beast. yeah
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u know so many romance languages but u suck at romance lol
''....Vete a la mierda'' ((''LET'S GO SHE FINALLY CURSED!!''))
7/15 - Truth Serum
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fawniel thoughts hour….
#gideon shut the hell up challenge#u can tell we are trying so hard to write smth bc we keep thinking up situations. but anyway#them just laying together asking a bunch of 20 questions type things#(he asks their favorite color and they laugh bc shouldn’t their ~number one fan~ know that already? and he gets embarrassed#and is like I MEAN I /DID/…. but that info is old !!! and I want to hear it from u ☺️)#(fawn says blue and he’s like 👀 oh really… any favorite shade…. and they’re like hm!! 😌 guess u will never know)#but danny asks if they have any siblings….. he knows they said they were part of a batch? but he doesn’t know how….#(‘tank babies?’ fawn suggests bc he’s trying to come up w a nicer way to say it but can’t and he does an embarrassed little laugh bc yeah)#fawn who has only ever lied to the rangers abt it (they grew up on a farm and had a large family sure but ‘no one worth mentioning’?)#(not ashamed of their siblings but scared to talk abt them. to show any sort of weakness. ric would have pried; he always does.)#and yet. sitting here w him now. not sidestep (either one) and herald. just fawn and danny. they tell him#and it’s hard to explain how you can know someone without ever Knowing them. how u can have names when all u have are pictures and feelings#but they manage. and when they’re done danny says that he’s sorry for their loss. the first time they’re ever heard it.#probs the first time they’ve ever genuinely Acknowledged it since they were recycled. and fawn says yeah. says thank you. says I’m sorry.#oh u thought we were done w siblings ?? sike . ocean and sunny u will always be canon 2 me
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the problem w the question “got any hobbies” is that i cant very well say im an artist occupying a very small and very niche corner of the internet with a newfound interest in danmei and lesbian among us now can i, accurate as it may be, that would not be appropriate
#the IT guy asked me today. ‘i dunno i go on walks. not like hardcore hikes. whimsical little walks. and read a little’ even forgot to ask#back. then again he was also yellong me what to do w the work laptop next so maybe there wasn’t mich of an opportunity#telling*#to ask. i dont remember#and my problem w the general answes like ‘i read a lot/like reading’ and stuff is that they feel like lies to me they’re not specific enough#to be accurate representations of reality and so they feel inaccurate and dishonest and i dont want to i dunno#continue conversations and or social relations on false pretences#and i alsp sont want to be specific cause i. the interest ls that i care most about im not interested in sharing unless i know for a fact#that the other person has similar interests YOU FEEL ME#‘you can say u draw’ I CANNOT it invites questions#txt
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