#Ask a clown and a child

[kacievvbbbb]

This is so shanks coded to me. Like he just keeps losing people and he never learns how to deal with it. So much so that he becomes the abandoning parent. He literally knows nothing else all he has as a frame of reference is all the adult figures in his life leaving him and telling him it is for the best. So why exactly wouldn’t he believe that the best way to love someone is by letting go?

He does it to Luffy, he does it to Uta and in some ways he does it to Buggy and Mihawk too. Because he never just asks them to stay. He lets Buggy run out of his life even though it was pretty obvious that Buggy wanted Shanks to fight for this to take a stand a real one on a conviction for once and he…doesn’t, he just lets buggy leave.

And then he hitches his wagon to the most flighty (dude is literally a bird motif 😭) mother fucker he can find. he lets Mihawk wander in and out of his life as he pleases regardless of what is best for either of them. Because maybe Mihawk has nothing better to do 👀. Maybe he would say yes now if Shanks asks. but Shanks would rather die than ask, would cut off his other arm before he even attempted to “clip Mihawk’s wings”

And that’s like the truth of it. Shanks has been abandoned by every person that has ever loved him besides his crew and he knows they will never leave him. But Maybe he just wants someone to stay not because they call him captain.

[brainrotcharacters]

Headcanon 🗣️ (Gabe Shaw was just as messy as Asher and Angel)

Bridgerton season 2 when Anthony gifted Gregory the bow and arrow? "Not here not where mother can see"? He takes the full quiver and the arrow outside just as aforementioned mother entered the room confused? Anthony doesn't make eye contact while he, Gregory, and Benedict rush out? That's not Gabe Shaw messing around with David as a baby where his wife David's mother can CLEARLY see them?

[nacreousor]

There are soooooo many instances in The Pitt where a character says an objectively completely normal/socially acceptable/logical next step in the conversation thing to say and then everyone looks at them like they're insane.

[possibly-not-a-ghost]

I have One (1) fear and it's playable Skirk being utterly demeaning in her treatment of Childe.

[virtual-minotaur]

Otay so answer at ur own spoiler keeper discretion obvi but the public is dying to know. WHAT HAPPENED TO HOLLY??? Lester seems to have been implicated in whatever it was unless I'm reading things sideways? Either way I am so. so scared 😥

"She fell."

[people-can-be-tamed]

simon, how do you view your child self? both pre-incident, and during your time at the orphanage?

"Ignorant and weak. I can't believe I was actually like that. It took so many restless nights for that idiot to realise life wasn't going to get easier.

You know, I almost feel bad for him. My child self, I mean. But sometimes you get the short end of the stick and you have to take matters into your own hands."

[strawbrry-vamp]

If you're still doing the tell me a ship of course, Shaggy and J? And Jamie (Madrox) and Paul (Monoxide Child)

>>Shaggy/J, —Jamie/Paul you didn't send a heart so i did them all-

❤: who is more affectionate in public? in private?

>> Neither are too fond of PDA- but if they were to it would be Shaggy

— PAUL!!!!! jamie is a lil bit pda shy

♡: who is the bigger romantic openly? secretly?

>> Shaggy is more romantic openly- but they both are major romantics secretly

— Paul is definitely more romantic in public but Jamie is a MASSIVE romantic in private

❥: who is more likely to plan something big for valentine’s day?

>> J- he loves to surprise his pookie bear

— JAMIEEEE he takes paul out to big ass romantic dates and big bears holding hearts

ღ: who is more likely to initiate hand-holding in public?

>> shaggy. . . he loves to hold j's hands and he cant help but grab his hand whenever he can

— paul- he initiates all pda :]

💕: who is more likely to make huge declarations of love in front of other people?

>> J's better with words- but Shaggy's louder. they both would try to compete to see who did it better

— paul would, even though he knows jamie finds it embarrassing

💝: who spends more time (possibly overthinking) what presents to get the other?

>> shaggy AND j. they wanna try and out gift eachother

— jamie does, paul grabs a box of chocolate and calls it a day

💘: who developed a crush on the other first?

>> J did, he was crushing for years and just suddenly after a show his adrenaline made him smooch shaggy real hard backstage

— paul did, and it was a slow, long, painful process of all of psychopathic records watching his dumbass pinning for jamie

💓: who initiates most physical contact?

>> shaggy does- he'll just collapse on top of jay for cuddles sometimes

— paul, he loves to cuddle his mans

💟: who spends time reading their zodiac compatibilities?

>> neither really care- but if they were to it would be j

— jamie. i will not elaborate.

💌: who is more likely to send cutesy texts to the other?

>> j. he calls shaggy sugar bear all the goddamn time- in person and text

— jamie because paul texts like a dad

💙: who is more protective?

>> J! dont touch his sugar bear

— paul is, he'll bark at people that look at jamie wrong

💚: who tends to get sick more often? who is better at taking care of the other?

>> shaggy gets hurt/sick the most and j is better at taking care of any sick person

— paul is sick more often, and jamie is better at taking care

💜: who said “i love you” first? or, if neither has said it yet, who is more likely to say it first?

>> j did, he confessed first n said i love you at the same time

— jamie did- despite paul falling for him first

💛: who believes in soulmates?

>> uhhhh imma say shaggy- sappy mother fucker

— they both do.

[pyrriax]

meangills and some fags from lifesteal (your pick)

i'll hope you know i started fucking cackling when i read this BUT we continue on 🙏 meangills first, clownzy second cuz they were the first one i thought of also forgive the one million pieces of nuance im going to explode 👍

ask game!

[theneighborhoodwatch]

dude i soo agree with what you're saying about twitter

have you seen those tweets that just- Blatantly ignore that Welcome Home is an actual project and call it "just some guys OCs", because THAT is genuinely what I find the most rage inducing out of everything on twitter. (The rest is frustrating too of course, but the devaluing of Clowns work makes me... very upset.)

IT'S VERY STRANGE I AGREE.... i can only assume that the statement was Originally something along the lines of "hey, this website is just the prologue - a big chunk of welcome home is still in development, so try to be reasonable with your expectations and give clown some time and space to do his thing" eventually mutated into "um ACTUALLY he just made the site to show off his ocs and if you even THINK of making fanwork based off of them you're a DIRTY FANDOM POISONED FREAK who is RUINING CLOWN'S LIFE" as it got passed around from site to site, in much the same way that "hey, i can't stop anyone from being attracted to/making NSFW works of my characters, but i would really appreciate it if you kept it private until i think of a tag you can put them in" (which for some reason people were Still incapable of following - i didn't forget) got turned into "if you even LOOK at a puppet with sexual intent i can and will kill you on clown's behalf."

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

Just out of curiosity, what exactly does Gallow look like? I know you give a description of him in the fic, but I'd love to see a visual and how you see him!

Btw, I absolutely love how drew Cabaji and Mohji in that one post❤️

The average, boring bitch boy himself. Gallow.

And thank you💙 I don't draw Cabaji and Mohji nearly as much as I should.

[symphonicsoul]

Controlling Starters || Accepting

@aquaticsoul plunger boy for orange , as he's about to do something stupid again: “I don’t need you hovering over my shoulder like that.”

⋯✧・♪♫♪・✧⋯ He can't believe what is unfolding before his eyes but he understands now why Sydän was so adamant about waking him up from his nap. This is supposed to be his week off and they are supposed to be resting. They are supposed to be taking it easy and here before him is yet another one of Aqua Sielu's idiotic schemes that he normally only ever sees videos of post the event already happening.

The last time it was trying to see how many plungers it would take to hold him up from the ceiling and today it is hangers. Every alarm bell in his mind is blaring at full volume as he watches his bond attempt with such a low number only to come crashing to the ground as if he didn't expect such a thing to end in folly.

"Like hell you don't." The elder of the pair half growls as he finds himself floating over to his bond only to wrap his arms around the other man only to pluck up out of the air for his next attempt and bring him back down towards the ground. The man of orange fails to let the man of blue out of his arms even if his back is aching and his entire body still hurts.

"Are you crazy?! This is not the week for your shenanigans, Sielu. You are already hurt. We're supposed to be resting, so why can't you do something low key like just watch a movie with me? Your favorite. Show me your favorite."

[werehounded]

oof my parents are FIGHTING FIGHTING

[transxfiles]

every time someone hits on me or asks me out it ends up being because i'm a silly guy and i think thats so silly like what do you mean. i'm just a little goofy?? and that's what made it work?? insane tbh. in a past life i was a court jester.

[thedeadthree]

-`. i need to be more unhinged about her so here is yana in this picrew. 🥀🌸<3💀

[it-came-autumnally]

Chart of fictional blond* men who have made me go "what is this guy's problem":

*Astute observers might notice that Tartaglia Genshin Impact is not exactly blond. I can't explain how he made his way here while Kristoph Gavin didn't but he's an honorary fictional blond man now I guess

[youareinlove]

i saw some people saying the alchemy talks about him talking to other people when they started talking but i don’t see where she says that? like it can definitely be true but i just can’t point it out

he most definitely was not based on everything everyone in his life has said and 2. that’s not at all what she’s talking about in the alchemy