#Ask Me Things

[mintraindrop]

This is so sweet!! Let's have a sleepover!

and feel free to reblog and tag me so that I can ask you stuff as well 🫶

Let's do Sleepover Saturday!

So send me asks about:

fuck, marry, kill

ask my top 3 of anything

make me choose between two things

send me celebrities for hot or not

would I ship _______ with _______ ? 

headcanons

who you ship me with

tell me stories about you or your day

ask me for advice

ask me questions about things you want to know

literally whatever you want!

[thedemonofcat]

Geralt gets cursed to only hear the negative thoughts of those around him. He already knew how most people felt about him, but it was really starting to bum him the fuck out.

He's been avoiding meeting Jaskier until the curse can be cured. He doesn't think he could handle hearing his best friend/secret crush think poorly of him.

Then, they meet by chance. Geralt braces himself to have his heart broken, but the negative thoughts surrounding Jaskier are mostly self-centered. And the ones involving Geralt are generally Jaskier lamenting how the witcher doesn't take care of himself.

And then, Jaskier has a thought about how Geralt will never love him.

"Stupid, this song is awful." Geralt could hear Jaskier's thoughts loud and clear. The bard was attempting to write a new song, and his self-criticism was relentless.

"What are you working on?" Geralt asked, hoping to interrupt the stream of negativity.

"Oh, just some new song material," Jaskier replied, though his thoughts betrayed him: "He doesn't really care."

"Can I see it?" Geralt asked. Jaskier hesitated for a moment. Sharing unfinished work had always made him uncomfortable, but after a brief pause, he handed over his notebook.

"These are good," Geralt said, his tone genuine.

"Liar," Jaskier's thoughts hissed. "He hates you. You're a worthless piece of crap. No wonder they call you the Witcher's Whore."

"I don’t think of you as my whore," Geralt said softly, the words escaping before he could stop them.

[monicalestrange4]

Happy New Year!!! Hope your 2025 is as beautiful as you are! Spicy new photo for Tumblr?

A spicy photo? Sure, I leave you the hottest photo of my 2025 😏😅

Español: ¡¡¡Feliz Año Nuevo!!! ¡Espero que tu 2025 sea tan bonito como tú! ¿Alguna nueva foto picante para Tumblr?

Una foto picante? Claro, te dejo la foto más picante de mi 2025

[deloveusion]

If you could give advice to a new couple.. what would it be?

less stress, more sex

[purposeastro]

Spiritual Awakening

Yall must have saw this video on social media

Also you must have seen people all around suddenly getting spiritual. The time is changing. Lot of Big things are going to happen and one of the thing is related to this video. why? Wait for the next post to know!

Vegan

Ever wondered why suddenly many people are turning towards vegan? I find it so weird is it just me or do you all think the same? My friend who could never live eating Meat in a day is Fully vegan now! It was super shocking for me how about y'all?

There's something regarding this which I want to share but I need your comments or asks so that I can disclose it.

[bladeechan]

I love tumblr

[thedemonofcat]

Imagine Jaskier, absolutely pissed after the mountain, decides to have some petty sex. If Geralt didn't want him, well, he could find another witcher and fuck him!

But, the witcher he finds is actually Geralt, who is using a glamour because of Nilfgaard reasons.

Geralt knows this is all kinds of wrong, but Jaskier says he'll find another witcher if Geralt doesn't do it!

Bonus points if Jaskier cries during the deed or gasps out Geralt's name.

"I'm sorry," Geralt whispered, seeing tears well up in Jaskier's eyes.

"No, it's alright, Eric," Jaskier responded, and Geralt's heart ached at the sound of another name from his bard's lips. "I can stop crying; just please, don't leave me."

"I hurt you," Geralt said softly. This was why he had always resisted being with Jaskier. No matter how much he wanted it, Jaskier was human—fragile—and that meant he could be hurt.

"I'm not hurt; it's just my dramatics," Jaskier said, his voice trembling as he fought back the tears. "You can do whatever you want to me, just please, don't leave."

[chrissy-kaos]

You totally could be a Victoria Secret’s model you’re so damn HOT! 🥵 🪭

Naaaa not even remotely hot enough for that..

[thedemonofcat]

I think part of the reason Vesemir is so insistent on training/chores is because witchers have a lot of energy they need to burn. And gods forbid you have three pent-up, bored, semi-feral superhumans in your home.

Crashes and moans echoed through Kaer Morhen, emanating from Geralt and Jaskier's room.

"Are they still at it?" Lambert asked as he strolled into the great hall, where Eskel was enjoying a bowl of stew.

"Yup," Eskel confirmed between bites.

"How long has it been?" Lambert pressed.

Eskel paused, calculating. "Well, they got here two days ago. Geralt's only come out for food a couple of times, so... about thirty hours, give or take."

"Damn, you'd think they'd need to come up for air," Lambert mused.

"Maybe they're just trying to avoid Vesemir's chores," Eskel suggested.

Another loud moan punctuated the air. Lambert winced. "It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so loud."

[deloveusion]

How to make my boyfriend treat me like a princess?

princess treatment comes naturally from a man who truly loves you. stop begging for it

[lilprincesszblog]

And you’re not bent over my desk getting your ass spanked and pussy fingered, why?

[ask-sonc]

Starline walked into the room that Sonic was being kept in. There was something off- just walking through the door. No- like literally, walking THROUGH the door. His form is visibly glitching in and out. No, it wasn't truly Starline, that was for sure. But make no mistake, his intentions were all the same.

"Are you enjoying yourself, Sonic?"

That had NOT been a good nap. It had been an even worse awakening.

"Shi– Oh, ducky." The hedgehog sat up, resting his head on his palm. Great, his headache hadn't bothered leaving. "Missed me much?"

He blinked a couple times, making sure Starline's hologram wasn't an hallucination of some sorts. He wouldn't be surprised if he began seeing things after all the blood he'd lost, plus the constant knock outs.

[autistic-pebbles-au]

*does this to your rivulet*

[ The demand is clear and simple ]

She may be sort of a pacifist but others are not lmfao

[Just to be sure, It's just a joke you guys are awesome]

👇 Rivulet reference sheet below 👇