#Ask ALB

[amberluvsbugs]

le big catnap with a lazer pointer perhaps?

imagine that blorbo scurrying around in a very unnatural way determined to get that red dot

Yes.

[austin-friars]

Hello from one former altar server to another! 👋🏻😊

Hellloooo <3 XDDD It is nice to see another former server XDD

Of all the things being an altar server helped me with, I'd never imagine it would put me on the path to writing a homoerotic bishop/demon short story LOL.

[pawbeanies]

mm, thinking about having you on display during a church service. standing at my podium and talking about resisting temptation. to help me with a presentation, i call you over. you're so cute in your royal priest outfit, wanting to match the atmosphere of the occasion and i can't help but make sure to tell you as much. i mean, the way that your face burns whenever i compliment you is just too adorable. i pull you to a seat i set out at center stage, where everybody can see. i sit down and pull you into my lap, telling you to just follow my lead and to not worry about anything. of course, you're confused on how my actions correlate to my sermon, but i insist that you simply sit back and look pretty, just let me do all the thinking. i then address our audience in the pew, using you as an example of the ways our earthly pleasures can cause us to lose focus and stray from the path of light. i undo the buttons on your soutane, watching as it falls to the floor. next is your alb, and as i remove it, your underclothes are revealed and, subsequently, removed as well revealing you to everybody. there's gasps from the audience, but not a word of protest, all of them entranced by you. they're all looking at you, your highness. adoring you. /wanting you/. i kiss your newly exposed neck, licking up the side and to your cheek, seeing the way you get so embarrassed. when you voice such feelings, i shush you and remind you that you want to be a good boy, dont you? then let yourself be embarrassed for me, okay? that's such a good puppy. i run my hands all over your body, describing all the ways you tempt me, fill me with unholy feelings such as lust. i spread your legs to show off how affected you are by being used as a presentation, as eye candy, being so well behaved as i show you off and dangle you just out of reach from those in the crowd who are struggling to control themselves at the sight of you. wouldn't you love that? i know i would <3

- 🌹

whining whininggg WHININGG this one is just cruel. this one is so cruel and so.!!! so!!! ugh.!!! burying my self in the blankets and hugging pillows while reading and writing a reply. this one is so good. curse you and your daydreams. you. hgh. whg. filling out the pawbeanies kink bingo i see.......

crumbling at this concept so much imm. ugh.

how inappropriate i think. it should be something so proper and chaste, shouldn't it?? i don't usually pay attention during sermons or services anyway (though i'd probably focus on it if it was you. the sound of your voice and all that), but. going along with whatever you have planned, not really knowing where you're going with this because? why would i ever expect something so sinful?

maybe i don't realize where it's going until it's too late. squirming in your lap and blinking as your words sink in, cheeks flushing when you address the audience- like hmph, am i a distraction to you?? is that a proper way to refer to your prince?? but also gh. can't squirm and be a brat when you're unbuttoning the clothes you probably helped me put on that morning... not when people are watching. not when you have me helpless like this.

it's so much i think. the. being undressed in front of an audience??? occasionally turning to hide my face in your chest, when it's too much. whining because you can't talk about how much you desire me and touch me in front of. so many people. so cruel, to show me off like that. it should be embarrassing, humiliating to be shown off like a piece of eye candy, like a doll for a bunch of others to ogle... like oh. this is a new side of me they'd most likely never dream of seeing. but also it's so. thrilling. but also hmph.

maybe ... perhaps. i don't want you to have all the fun. if you think i'm such a distraction, maybe i should try and make you stray from the path of light even more? playing up how loud i'm whining, grinding down into your lap as you show me off, my fingers curling into your vestments as i try to tug them off. looking up at you so, so sweetly as i try to tempt you to give into the urges i know you keep locked away. maybe even being so bold and trying to pull you into a kiss. wouldn't that be nice? to ruin me on the altar in front of a rapt audience? punish me for being such a tempting little thing? maybe make me beg for forgiveness of my sins...

or somethi ng liek that.... much to. ponder and all... mhm... mhm...

(but also. hehe thank youou.. thank you thank you for these. always. im habing fun)

[definitely-not-an-alb]

Not zurechnungsfähig rn but I think fundamentally the reason i am immune to whatever dubious sway TSwift holds over terrifying large parts of the internet is that my heart is already lost to another technically very skilled singer with atrocious music taste (Helene Fischer)

[bloodrosebriars]

Alberich approaches his double, hands them a slice of decedent chocolate cake on a plate, and leaves without a word.

@coldblood-gardens

“Oh!” Why, it smells lovely! And who is he to complain about a gift as kind as this, let alone from someone so charming, dashing, handsome, cutthroat, and overall incredible as himself?

He doesn’t have a chance to say thanks proper before his double is already walking away, however. He raises a hand as if to stop the man. “Leaving so soon? I haven’t even asked what’s the occasion!”

[mollymarymarie]

Thank you ALB!!

Sort of unrelated, by this reminded me of when my mom used to send me 🐝🍃 (bee leaf) when I had an exam coming up and it's still my motivational mantra.

There isn't a loch ness emoji for me to use (at least on Android), but this dinosaur is a close second 🦕!!

[apolline-lucy]

Hi! How did you accomplish to publish your novel?

Hi & thank you for asking :)

I self-published through KDP. It was hard work because I had to edit and format the book myself (ebook, paperback, and hardcover), find an illustrator for the cover, deal with file issues, tax issues, pdf issues, ISBN, marketing (still working on that one) Amazon issues, etc. (everything you don’t think about when you say you want to be an author lmao)

it wasn’t an easy journey but I learnt A LOT and I regret nothing. Whether my book becomes a bestseller or not, it was worth it just because i can tell myself I did it all. And also the next one will be easier.

I first wanted to traditionally publish, then decided to self-publish because querying wasn’t for me. Some writers say you have to send 100 queries before an agent notices you… I gave up at 30.

It was a waste of time: finding an agent who then has to find a publishing company… it meant spending another 2 years before having my book in my hands. I wanted it before the end of the year so I could focus on writing something new.

I want to write books, not emails!

So here is for my publishing journey :) if you have any more questions, need more details on something, don’t hesitate to reach out!

[gayemorat]

:D i think maybe thats a sheep and if it is then i love it very very much (and even if it isn't a sheep i still love it)

[carlav-blogs]

ADORABLE BABYYYY OMGG

Your art is always so pretty ALB

[mkaugust]

Spring is coming,

They like to say.

An attempt to keep us happy and hopeful,

Tell us not to worry

While we turn on lights,

And huddle around fires.

Spring is coming,

And winter will end.

The sun will be out longer,

Flowers will grow.

It's inevitable.

But I love you now.

I love you in the winter darkness,

I love you while we huddle for warmth,

I love you with no flowers at hand,

I love you covered in snow.

Spring is coming,

And winter will end,

And still I'll love you,

That's something time can never make end.

[riosnecktattoo]

What are some of your current fav actors n actresses? Would love to hear your thoughts on some of your favs actors or actors you think are Underrated?

ok!

Firstly Tom Hardy has been one of my all time faves since about 2005. (Stuart: A Life Backwards is still his greatest performance, but anywho)

A rambling list of actors who I think are amazingly talented, mostly for their screen work:

Emily Blunt, Melissa McBride, Jessica Chastain, John David Washington, Adam Driver, Lupita Nyong’o, Matthew Macfadyen, Andrew Scott, Jon Bernthal, Anne-Marie Duff, Dev Patel, Deborah Ann Woll, Colin Farrell, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Gwendoline Christie, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Viola Davis, Travis Fimmel, Heath Ledger, Daniel Kaluuya, Benicio Del Toro, Zhang Ziyi, Terry O’Quinn, Michael Fassbender, Domhnall Gleeson, Alicia Vikander, Emma Thompson, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Andrew Lincoln, Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling, Toby Stephens

I will ofc also shoutout Christina Hendricks and Manny Montana. There was some good shitttttt in GG and I'm right. They are both such good listeners. (but I'll ramble about that in a separate ask I have)

And many many more I'm forgetting right now!

Actors from that list I would say are underrated? Melissa McBride 100%. I wish she would be in more projects and that cursed zombie show did not deserve her. She was the reason I stuck around so long. GOD SHE'S AMAZING!

Probably also Terry O'Quinn, his work in LOST is stunning.

In terms of stage work, I've seen Andrew Scott in theatre 5 times, sometimes front row in very small venues where he sat on me and one of the reasons he is SO skilled to me is how his stage work still absolutely sings. He is the best live performance I've ever watched and he just gives so much to the audience, something he clearly does on screen, he's a live-wire isn't he? But he's just - - so unselfish with his performances.

Anne-Marie Duff is similar. (also SO underrated but she mostly does theatre now so less media exposure I guess)

She did my favourite performance of Queen Elizabeth I in The Virgin Queen, a 4 part series on the BBC over here (opposite Tom Hardy as Robert Dudley) She is so talented. So heartfelt and raw. She was the same in the theatre show I saw her in.

All of the actors I have listed here are incredible listeners. There is nothing more cringe than an insular actor who refuses to be changed by their scene partner. I also personally gravitate towards actors who are very in touch with their body in space/have a certain physical free-ness.

[amberluvsbugs]

All the proof that's needed to prove that all 8 of them are loved, adored, and have the potential for so more (Web series, TV show, etc.).

Thank you for creating such fun characters, and we all hope they can come back one day! ��

Seeing all of these asks has me tearing up ;;;; It makes me so unbelievably happy that the critters, something I was a part of to bring them to life, are getting so much love from the poppy playtime community. It touches me, and I couldn't be more grateful to create it while also being part of an amazing team.

I'm still shaken up at the fact that every time I open and play chapter three and see my animation...

..My illustrations on the books in game...

And my name in the credits...

I'm now part of something that has impacted and inspired me emotionally. Something that I cherish so deeply about, I couldn't be more humbled by it. So thank you for loving the critters and chapter 3 of poppy playtime. I was never expecting to get this far in life.

[humblemooncat]

Send 🛡 to see them wearing or doing something associated with Ishgard.

Put him in a lil something warmer for this.

Despite his patron deity being Menphina, Ki'to also reveres the Fury, Halone. Thus, when he feels the need to pray for guidance or safety when in Ishgard he will pay a visit to the cathedral.

(I really love the atmosphere here too tbh, it's so pretty!)

[cracktopus]

Wanna go for a walk?

[khakilike]

I want so badly for Williams to be my team, but they need to show sustained progress first (I'm not a frontrunner; better results->more coverage->easier to care about). I love Alex Albon. I love James Vowles. I hope they know what they're doing.

And I hope they put Valtteri Bottas in the second seat. "Valex Albottas" would be a fun driver pairing, and they'd be 100% capable of winning the midfield battle if the team gives them a competitive car.

[anxiouslyextroverted]

if plankton is c!dream than squidward is c!wilbur and c!schlatt is mr krabs

i look at clips of plankton and i just see c!dream now cuz of yall 😭

Even the spongebob musical...

But c!wilbur for squidward is interesting like im not sure, i see it sorta but i also dont. Hes just so negative and cruel incomparison to c!wil. but who knows who he would be