#Armand Goldman

[notallsandmen]

The only acceptable casting for a remake of “The Birdcage”

[doyouknowthisjewishcharacter]

Do you know this Jewish character?

[filmjunky-99]

t h e b i r d c a g e, 1996 🎬 dir. mike nichols

'We are family.'

[joyisoverparty]

Everything I am, he made me! I was adorable once! Young, and full of hope! Now… look at me! I’m a short, fat, insecure, middle-aged… thing! I made you short?

THE BIRDCAGE (1996) dir. MIKE NICHOLS

Joy’s never-ending list of movies [1/?]

[thegayfangrrl]

[prisen09]

Throwback to when Teddy and Kahmunrah were both gay (not for eachother but still) in another universe

[goodnightbirdy]

guys i cant stop thinking about the Robin Williams film The Birdcage and how its considered a comedy. THAT SHIT MADE ME CRYY.

Albert and Armand are willing to change their entire life to bend to the will of their PRICK of a son. they love him so much and at NO POINT in that movie does he show any appreciation for his LOVELY PARENTS. and dont even get me started on agador, he TELLS val that he will fall if he wears shoes and that he cant cook and then when both of those things prove themselves true val has the audacity to be pissed off.

FUCK val honestly, how DARE he ask albert to leave, WHAT DO YOU MEAN he doesnt want his second father to meet his fiancé because hes too gay? ill strangle you, you little shit stain. why are you not the most culturally queer kid to ever walk the earth, you were raised by a drag queen and her husband who OWNS THE DRAG CLUB, be for real.

AND THE FACT THAT VALS FIANCE COULD CARE LESS IF HE HAS TWO DADS. why are we trying to impress these fucking conservatives, who gives a fuck.

and when armand and albert get their palimony agreement bc they cant get married. ILL SOB.

"What does it matter, take it all! im 50 years old and theres only one place in the world i call home and its because your there. so take it, what difference does it make if i say you can stay or you say i can stay? its ours." OH IM A WRECK. dont hit me up, im sobbing.

[leonards-wide]

hey wait a minute that looks familiar...

[ID: Robin Williams as Armand Goldman in The Birdcage standing next to the butt of a life-size naked human statue.]

[ID:  Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in Knives Out 2 in front of the butt of a larger than life size naked human statue.]

gay man + ass statue 2 nickels

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update cuz I finally watched The Birdcage, the ending sucks. if you’re going to watch it, i’m so serious about honestly stop watching when the secret is revealed, because it goes into centrist type bs

and also cw sexual assault / harassment for a few minutes in kinda the middle of the movie. the son's biological mom was feeling up the son's biological gay dad and verbally sexualizing him to him, bro i went to like 4 different content warning sites ofc none included this

[thaern]

I know this is a Gay movie but do we all agree at the fact that she's just a really pretty lady won't we?

“That sarcastic tone that means you know everything because you're a man and I know nothing because I'm a woman”

[sporkazoid]

armand <3

[expectris-patronum]

90s movies are by far the best

[butwhoslooking]

[doyouknowthisjewishcharacter]

Do you know this Jewish character?

[filmjunky-99]

t h e b i r d c a g e, 1996 🎬 dir. mike nichols

'You own half my life, and l own half of yours.' - armand

'Half the club?' - albert

'What does it matter? Take it all.

l'm 50 years old. There's only one place l call home, and it's because you're there.

What difference does it make if l say you can stay, or you say l can stay? lt's ours.' - armand

[sonatine]

I know we throw around this phrase a lot but he really is just like me for real

[happy-mokka]

Until last weekend I would've probably tried to somehow explain it in words and would have ended at a 2000 words essay.

Now I can just post these with a satisfied smile and a small nod...I am a mix of both of them...

Garden gay with good chances of drama queen.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!