#Are You Happy?

[howdylogan]

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY

me acuerdo cuando en tiktkk estaba de moda los trends d vaqueros, pero nadie nunca piensa en los gauchos.......

gente latina venga a mí, UNANSE A DIBUJAR GAUCHOS FORTRESS

i like to think that Spy OBVIOUSLY can't turn invisible, so he uses a technique with his horse to lift more dirt than usual and be able to escape.....like this

and no Spy is not called Spy either

[g-art-lover]

[flametrashiraarchive]

Closer

Alright alright this is for @desi-the-blue-eyed-kakushi because I forgot Giyuu existed for about 30 seconds. Please accept this shameless smut of your needy boy as my formal apology.

Giyuu Tomioka x f!reader. NSFW below the cut. Get outta here you little babies.

Imagine being on top of Giyuu, leaning back with your hands braced on his clenched thighs, giving him the most spectacular view of your body as he groans beneath you. His hair is spread across the pillow like crows' wings, his lapis lazuli eyes drinking you in as you ride his dick. The room is filled with the sounds of your breathing and Giyuu's moans as he fingers your clit, loving the way your pussy clenches as he drives you closer to release. 

"Fuck, you feel so good," he murmurs, putting everything he has into stroking your clit just the way you like it. It takes all his self control to let your pleasure build steadily instead of just strumming you relentlessly to climax. He wants to be good for you.

You look incredible riding him like this but you're so distant, so far away from his lips. He wants kiss you so fucking bad. He wants to hold you and feel your breath fanning over his lips. Dammit, he needs it. He needs to be close to you.

"Hold my hand," he whispers, “please.”

"Not yet. Giyuu… don't stop."

He grits his teeth and turns his head to the side, the sinews in his neck flexing as he tries so hard to keep his cool. He could so easily get you off with one hand while you held the other, but you’re too far gone to realize. His sulking only lasts a second or two before his eyes are back on you, addicted to the hypnotic sight of you grinding against him. 

He focuses instead on the closeness you are permitting him; the squeeze of your thighs around his hips, the wet heat of your pussy clenching around his dick, the weight of your palms braced just above his knees. Gods, but it’s not enough. He needs to hold you. 

His lips part once more. “P-please…”

Your lips tilt into a smirk–you know exactly what you’re doing to him and it drives him crazy. But you feel so good, so damn good. Good enough to drag a needy whine from his lips. 

God he just wants to be close to you, to breathe in the scent of you and–

He can’t stand the distance a moment longer. In one swift movement he sits up and turns you both over, putting you on your back and pinning you beneath his weight.

“Giyuu!” 

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I just…” he takes your hand and interlocks his fingers with yours, holding it as he rocks into you. Your foreheads are pressed together, his breath hot and ragged against your lips, his body flush with yours, touching every inch of you he can. “I need this. I’m sorry.”

He knows he probably just delayed your orgasm, he knows he’s going to have to work extra hard to get you off now. And he’ll make it up to you, he will, but not before your lips are plump and tingling from his kisses, not before he’s drunk on the sensation of being this close to you. 

And all the while he’s slowly grinding his hips against you, his dick harder than it’s ever been, stuffing you full but barely moving, because the intimacy and the closeness is far more potent to him than the physical sensation. 

“So needy,” you sigh affectionately, earning you a whine of protest as he buries his face in the curve between your shoulder and your neck. 

He’s still clasping your hand in his as he fucks you slowly, trying to savor every moment of closeness. But the moment you stroke your free hand through his hair he can’t hold back. 

“Oh, love, no don’t… I’m gonna… fuuuck,” he gasps, pressing his lips to your shoulder while his cock spurts into you. “Fuck, I’m so sorry.”

You assure him it’s okay, you don’t mind, and he raises his head, revealing his dewy eyelashes and pink-stained cheeks.

“It’s okay,” you insist again, pressing your lips to his temple and holding him as he trembles in your arms. "I promise."

His eyes flutter shut. He's still rock hard.

It just feels so good to be close to you that he simply doesn’t stop after he cums. His back teeth are pressed together as he rides through the overstimulation, thrusting faster and faster until the room fills with his breathless whimpers and the beautifully lewd sound of his cock pounding his cum deeper into you.

His hands are still entwined with yours as he kisses you,  pistoning his hips now, moaning, whimpering, deeper, harder, swallowing your cries when you cum, your pussy throbbing as you moan his name. 

“M-more,” he slurs, barely able to keep his eyes open as he lowers his weight onto his forearms around your head, caging your face so he can kiss you more. He’s so damn drunk on the intimacy he barely registers his second orgasm, or yours.

[luwyv]

cursed idea: TALL FOUR

Thanks! I hate it!

[magic-ace]

NO. THIS IS NOW AN INANIMATE BREAKDOWNITY QUADRILOGY. (The yelling is for dramatic effect.)

IS THIS HOW IT ENDS? A MICROCOSM OF CHILDHOOD DREAMS, WROUGHT BY TIME. THE YEARS KEPT ON PASSING AS THE TIDES OF PEOPLE, EMOTIONS, AND THE WORLD'S FUNDAMENTAL PROPERTIES CHANGED. WAS IT WORTH THE WINS AND LOSSES? ARE YOU HAPPY?

[keeperthemultiversemom]

KEEPER KEEPER KEEPER!! PLEASE CAN YOU HELP TRADER THIS TIME?!??! I KNOW HIS PLACE IS SHUT OR SOMETHING B BUT YOU CAN HELP HIM RIGHT???! YOU'RE POWERFUL TOO!! CAN YOU??? CAN YOU?????? 😭😭😭😭💦💦💦

She is worried...

In references to this :

https://www.tumblr.com/asking-trader-howdy/723191368109948928/beware-an-eyes-you-have-no-right-to-think?source=share

[pvffinsedits]

aph Sweden

Fanart: @nordickies

Last post of tonight, 🩷✨

[probablynottheworsttranspoet]

Here's a poem dedicated to my mom, who washed down a bottle of pills with vodka in front of me on my 21st birthday to teach me a lesson, and who to this day refuses to call me her daughter.

Mother:

Ominous promises of rain,

chattered in tandem

with cluttered pots and pans

clattered to scatter the still,

a shrill banter of blather

and lots of random cuss words,

thus uttered in a cluster,

as we wiped down the windowsills.

It'd be a sin to will away

the summers we once shared,

but I'm guilty and scared of

another fight with you, mother,

staring at me all blank

as you spill your refill

and wash it all away

with the intent to kill

so that I should do as you say

and suffer as you may:

With pills, swill, eyes glazed,

and an overdose of hate.

You have yourself to blame.

[lawbreaker13]

Did you know that if you start listening to Are You Happy? by Bo Burnham at exactly 11:58:10 on December 31st, you can begin your new year with an existential crisis?

[iwonderwh0]

I don't know why I keep coming up with some really cruel things that'd be possible for androids, but

Stealing memories

Posting them publicly

Ouch

That's really fucked up

[avixthecat]

i would like to let all of you know the first shiny i ever caught (NOT saw, the first i've ever SEEN was a gastly that got away because i ran out of pokeballs) was the blinding

DUNG BEETLE POKEMON IT WAS BLINDING RELLOR THAT I CAUGHT FIRST

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

Maybe your mother was right. Maybe you shouldn't have been rescued. Maybe you should have stayed at the pound instead. At least if you rotted there, Handy would still be alive. And you know it.

...

[wavesmp3]

✍️ Fic authors self rec!

When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to other writers you know. Let's spread some self-love! 💛

I love this idea!!!

I’m afraid I haven’t written very many new fics and so I’ll definitely be sounding like a broken record here haha but

1. the sea is yours to take — my love and heart and child forever

2. oasis — another one of my children who is so spunky and really feels like a proper story to me. I realized recently that I do this thing when I’m planning pieces that really makes them just collections of scenes but with oasis there truly is a proper plot and the characters are changed and Stuff is happening. also the characters I love dearly and are real characters with strengths and weaknesses and wants and faults. namely of course crown who is so opposite from who I am and who helped me really experience how writing and reading leads to more empathy lolol because I love crown and crown can do no wrong in my book but i would just never do some of the stuff crown did

3. are you happy? — not my most engaged with fic but one of my favorites nonetheless, she breaks my heart

4. eurydice — it’s probably not my favorite showcase of my writing itself but i had so much fun writing it and it kind of jumpstarted a really fun time of me writing on tumblr. and the theme in eurydice of like you can’t bring back the dead even when you can is so special to me.

5. 8000 layers of inyun — just to change things up something new perhaps lol. but no I really do like this piece of mine and although again engagement was quite low, I feel like it’s such a wonderful exploration of such a real thing. the grief over the what if? facing who you used to be? accepting the fact that you are who you are now? idk, a lot of those aren’t very explicit in the piece itself except for maybe the first one but it’s a lot of the questions I was asking myself and the characters when I was writing that piece. and I think partly the reason why I like this fic so much is because i just loved past lives so much

special mention of today I want to burst into flames since that technically isn’t a fic

[ya-vnizu]

It's pretty old art, but I'm still proud of it!|･ω･)

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

GUESS WHO [Came] IN THE [[You've got Mail!]]

above his right hand is a sticker

i even got a spamton shirt

im so kfjsjhfajjfjekhkd

HE EVEN SAID THE RARE VOICELINE WHILE MY MAMA WAS RECORDING

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im very normal about this

[benschwartzcinematicuniverse]

Here’s the intro post that no one asked for! Hopefully I’ll figure out how to pin it to the top 😆 💕🎉🤝🎭👻🐸📝🌱🖤🎶

Edit: adding a break because this post is so long. I ramble fyi

Scroll to the bottom for one of my favorite Ben interview answers 💕

Me

I am leading, yet again, with the fact that I am a child of the 80s friends, so please remember that. I won’t be posting any 18+ content, but it’s always good to know who you’re talking to online. My kids are on here and I want them any everyone to stay safe. That being said, always feel free to engage. Some days I’m chatty, somedays I’m a ghost

I’m a communications major, a writer, I work retail, and I volunteer. LGBTQ+ family. Pantheist. Leftist. My birthday is on Halloween. I have ridiculously shitty music taste. I love the rare times it rains here in AZ and would happily move somewhere where it rained all the time. I love space and good conversation and my kids more than anything. I live with bouts of depression and anxiety. I also picked up grief at a young age and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone

I have no creative links to share, but I do have a private portfolio, a music blog I abandoned, and an ao3 account that hasn’t been updated in yeeears

Fun stuff

This blog is 99% Ben Schwartz content. I love him. I respect the hell out of him. And he’s just so, so silly. I cherish the things that make me smile when it feels impossible. He’s also super cute?? The other 1% is the socialism that’s on the label. More on that later.

On Schwartz:

Favorite character: Anthony Scarapiducci (don’t ask me why, I still don’t know. So much of him is such a facade. Ben said Tony “wants to show that he's not just a piece of s*** and that what he's doing matters.” I’ll do a whole post on Tony someday ILHSM

Favorite movie: I am a huge Sonic fan (since the 90s!), so those movies are huge. Standing Up, Falling Down is way up there

What made me a fan: he’s always made me laugh, but sharing some videos with my kid had me falling down the IMDb rabbit hole. It’s hard to watch so much content in a row and not fall in love with the guy. I’m also a big fan of ridiculous stories with authentic characters. Give me a good work of fiction with the most believable people running around in it. Ben is so endearing that, no matter how over the top he is, I totally buy what he’s selling every single time. Plus I’m a big improv fan and that boy can sing, so whats not to love

I also randomly started tagging “any excuse for a Josh Bath gif” and have had a few people tell me they watched the Earliest Show because of that and I cannot explain how happy that made me

On Socialism:

Socialism is the framework of a government that takes care of its people. I could break off into facets of leftism and talk theory all day - but my stance is literally “take care of each other.” The phrase “from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs” (popularized by Karl Marx) means a lot to me, as does the Spanish idiom “hoy por ti, mañana por mi” (today you, tomorrow me). I volunteer with a kindness organization (feel free to ask me which one). I have been working together among local folks to build and strengthen mutual aid hubs in our communities. I also do water distro and deliver other Heat relief supplies to unsheltered folks

This space will not be used to preach (but I am an ordained minister if you’re needing one 😆), nor will or be used much to educate. The socialist side of this page is more about being actively present in the world I believe in

Tl;dr

I’m always up for meeting new comrades. Asks are open. Feel free to chat and also definitely tell me what your favorite favorite Schwartz moment is

And finally

I’ll leave you with this moment from Ben’s Mythical Kitchen Last Meal interview that I hope makes you smile