#Archmage's mailbox

[archmage--khadgar]

"Dad! The jumper cables are sparking!" Oh no.

".....Ohhh....that is not ideal. Quick - I'll make a portal to elsewhere and they can be someone else's problem!" ((I'm guessing Daenera orrr..... Kelsey Steelspark))

[scourgemerchant]

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Gilzo: Oh my god it’s been 10 years stop fucking around with my family holy shit.Mun: MMnnnnnnope!

[twincrusaders]

💣: Did they ever get caught in a situation because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time?

(Inbox never told me that asks had been sent omg!)Brie: Yes, several times. She has been out on patrol and has had the misfortune of bumping into Argents. Once she had gotten lost and ran into Tirion. This sort of thing happens less when she sticks by Ettore.Though recently she got her leg busted while she was trying to diffuse a situation in Stormwind due to being mistaken for one of the Scarlets that were potentially about to cause problems. Leon: He’s a bit of a cheeky shit, and hasn’t had the pleasure of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. 

[no-longer-a-hero-blog]

Have you noticed that you are the new spanking gureato DPS everyone likes? Mmm, look at that consistent hitscan...

[bubbly-pixels]

anon opinion: pretty great. deserves better. fab art, fab rp.

[archmage--khadgar]

"Without intervention, the question of 'why are there goblin jumper cables' might just lead to 'why are they sparking?'"

Way to bring down the Winter Veil spirit, Dae.

"...Oh that is an excellent point."

[archmage--khadgar]

WOE, FESTIVITIES BE UPON YE

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"Happy Wint- ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

[archmage--khadgar]

Why do I have to return to you in 21 days?

"This is incredibly ominous and I am not entirely sure what you mean..."

[archmage--khadgar]

“A cursed ship?” Bennas inquired, smashing through a wall, “The Dread Ship Vazuvius was a cursed ship.” With a righteous chuckled, Bennas departs, seeking to make another Bennas sized hole in a wall.

"Oh that's not what-...." Khadgar steeples his fingers, watching him leave. "...Well I suppose he's technically not wrong. Annnnd I need to find the bennas-wall-hole-tape."

[archmage--khadgar]

Most cursed ship? Probably Khadgar x Gul'dan

"I daresay that's cursed in more ways than one." Khadgar shudders.

[archmage--khadgar]

Out of idle curiosity, since it does hover; does your new wheelchair come with Dynamic Flight?

"Despite my many years of experience flying as a raven, they said I'm not "qualified enough", to be permitted that feature. Hmph!"

[archmage--khadgar]

Khadgar, do you not know anything that goes on in your city?

"Well I thought I did! Apparently, not as well as I had assumed."

[archmage--khadgar]

Do we need to gather the splinters of Atiesh again?

".....Well. Hmn. At least hopefully there won't be a demon inside them?"

[archmage--khadgar]

Both kinds😏

"I'm not sure I enjoy the energy coming from that smiley face."

[archmage--khadgar]

Don’t forget we have arcane meat too

"You wound me. Wound me."

[archmage--khadgar]

So your legs don’t work but does your arcane meat

"I have studied ancient works both in Karazhan and Dalaran, and traveled to other worlds and timelines. All this priceless knowledge, and yet I am unable to figure out how to explain that arcane isn't meat! And what do you mean my legs don't work!? My legs work just fine!?"