#Archie: sowwy （。-＿-。）

[nighty-night-nh]

Green rat invaded my brain in 2016 and hasn't left since 💚

[beevean]

I don’t think Ian is a hack writer, I would say he’s someone that’s stuck in the past. He has some good ideas, but his writing flaws are always apparent even in his earliest works, like darklightheart says, he treats characters as chess pieces to get to cool moments creating a lack of substance in between. That and also he doesn’t understand sonic characters sowwy. 🤷‍♂️

I called him a hack in the past for the way he received criticism - anything from admitting he didn't think too hard about important context like Starline's plan, to making tasteless jokes at his death after giving him the Big Oof epitaph, from sighing subtly painting SEGA as irrational for telling him Shadow "isn't a conversionalist" to the most baffling of all, telling people that IDW is not a deep moral book and it's for kids and adults would be better off reading something else. It spoke to me of an amateur writer who, after two decades, still doesn't understand that he's a professional now.

The only thing I enjoyed from him (as someone who didn't read Archie) was that Sonic Universe story with Knuckles and Amy. Writing character interactions between two characters who don't often interact was a good idea, and in that one case, I think he wrote them IC, which is why IDW #63 is my favorite issue lol

But yeah. Flynn is not a Sonic fan, he's an Archie fan who was hired to tie up loose ends, which shows in how Frontiers' most notable writing quirk is connecting as many pieces of lore as possible. And, as you said, he gives priority to the plotline at the expense of the characters (something that Stanley seems to have picked off too). He feels more off to me than Pontaff ever did, and this is not recency bias because I never hated those two and I should be allowed to say this without getting torches and pitchforks on my way :\

[orchid-151]

Karl I think an endersent is somewhere in the woods can you please find it the villagers are scared of it

"With sword in hand, I shall slay this beast that terrorizes The village..."

"You mean like the monstrosity I made when I was the Arc-Illager?"

"WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! DON'T YOU HAVE A VILLAGE TO TERRORIZE?"

"I'm sowwy, I'm no longer Evil... Remember?"

"DO YOU ALWAYS SAY STUFF LIKE THIS WHEN I'M MONOLOGUING!?"

"... maybe... 😏"

(reformed Karl likes to pose and sound like some super hero... And Archie sometimes likes to sometimes play devil's advocate.)

[hellowyn-llewellyn]

🎮❣️💖💙🧡💛📺🏝️💥🎸🎤🎧🦊🏎️👾🙈💡🍡✨💫📚🕹️🦔💎👯‍♀️🤖🦹📈📉🍈👽🧍😈😘😊🎙️🧸🎨✍️🌈📆🤩🤔😳🫡

You know what to do

(For sonic ask game)

ZAK I CANT BELIEVE UR DOING THIS TO ME /lh

Okay for this one I’m going to keep my answers short and exclude any ones that I already answered separately. They’ll be under the cut since this is gonna get long

1- First Game? Sonic Forces

2- Favorite Game? Sonic Adventure 2 or Sonic ‘06

3- Favorite character? Rouge the Bat !

4- Favorite IDW character? I’m sorry, but. Dr Starline

5- Favorite Archie Character? Mina Mongoose !!

6- Favorite Sonic the Comic character? I have not read it 😔

7- Favorite show? Tie between Sonic Satam and Sonic Boom

8- Favorite stage/level? City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2 !

9- Favorite Boss Fight? The train from tmosth because I suck and it was the easiest one for me so far

10- Favorite stage theme? Pumpkin Hill

11- Favorite spin-off Game? I’d say The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog. I really liked the sonic cast in a visual novel :D

12- Favorite Racing Game? Team Sonic Racing

13- Favorite Handheld title? I can’t really answer this one. Sowwy

14- Least Favorite Game? Again I can’t really think of one. Sowwy

15- Spin-off I’d like to see? Sonic underground based rhythm game

16- Classic Adventure or boost gameplay? I’m going to be real honest I’m not entirely sure what this means

17- Dream Sonic Game? I’d be happy to see more visual novels or Team Dark get their own game.

18- Dream sonic show/story? Sonic Saran season three would be epic

19- Pitch for a third storybook game? My mind is drawing blanks rn but I’ll definitely get back to this later

20- Favorite non-sonic Sega franchise? Hatsune Miku

21- Favorite version of Sonic? Jaleel Whites sonic has a special place in my heart

22- Favorite transformation? Super sonic

23- Favorite team? Team Dark !!

24- Favorite Robot? Does the Tails Doll count??

25- Favorite Villain? Look Snively is just a poor little meow meow loser and for that he’s my favorite

26- Overrated Character? Look I’m sorry but I have to go with Tangle or Surge. Nothing wrong with them, they’re both very cool. I just think sometimes they can be a lil overhyped

27- Favorite Chao? Dark Chao

28- Favorite wisp? The violet void one

29- Favorite human character? Helen from sonic x or Princess Elise

30- Favorite rivalry? Sonic and Eggman. It’s a classic

31- Favorite ship? I don’t really ship anymore but Bunnie and Antoine will always be special to me

32- Favorite Sonic Voice actor? Jaleel White and Roger Craig Smith

33- Favorite piece of merch? Heads and Tubes ofc !

34- Favorite sonic artist? I couldn’t possibly pick one! Especially when so many of my friends are wonderful sonic artists :]

35- How long have you been into sonic? I remember watching a bit of Sonic Boom when I was 7 but I didn’t really get into sonic until I was around 11 so four years ? Almost five ?

36- Favorite Sonic related memory? Either Sonic Symphony back in 2021 or Taking Heads and Tubes on different adventures

37- Hottest sonic take? Sonic underground’s worst episode is better than Sonic Primes best (no hate to prime I just don’t think there’s a lot a fun character interaction in it)

38- Coldest sonic take? Hating on modern 3d games for no reason does not make you look cool. In fact it does the exact opposite

[borrelia]

how would the other sonic robots react to metal tranbgender. you can do brotherhood of metallix if you want since i know theyre stc but idk anythiung about them

metallix isn't very interesting tbh dw abt it.

how many robots even are there. i know theres archie ones but idk them. all i know is orbot+cubot, sage, and omega. and gemerl but idk anyfin abt him. sowwy.

omega's simple, if you told him hed say its IRRELEVANT. even eggmans girl robots must be exploded and destroyed.

metal thinks the twins r so annoying. prior to coming out they were Extra bothering her by calling her big brother. so after coming out theyre tripping over themselves to apologize and overcorrect bc they want her to like them sooo bad. this is also very annoying. she taught herself how to run doom in the background so she can ignore them.

sage does actually get confused and ask about how a robot could reprogram their identity like that. eggman explains its bcuz his creations are SO brilliant, since ofc he made them, they are able to adapt and grow over time. impressive, yes? this is not really an explanation and sage Needs to understand things, so she'll ask metal directly later. but until she understands for herself shes still very polite and does her little curtsy and says shes happy to have an older sister :)

[bl00doodle]

Didn't really know you quite that well

Must be that you remind me of this dream

This dream is starring someone just like you

[unreachablevoice]

Wear Your Heart On Your Wrist And Together, We’ll Soar To The Sky

Yo so here's chapter five! I had a hard time ending this for some reason because on one hand I wanted to end it on the last part before the line break, on the other, I wanted to include the one on the last part after the line break. My brain is very fried right now ngl

Btw so curse words are now filtered. I mean as much as I like cursing (please don't tell my parents, I don't want to die ㅠㅠ), I really think it's not ideal for it to be seen in my works (only in the fanfics). I'm still going to write warnings tho but like the actual curse words are just censored...

Anywho, hope you enjoy!

Warning: Swearing and cuss words may be present. Please read with caution, thank you!

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Chapter Five – I’m Sorry

Juleka had decided to wait for Marinette in their room right after their dinner and has been waiting for her for about a half-hour or so, give or take. And she’s okay with it. It was perfectly understandable for Marinette to stall for time before they talk about their feelings—which, she has to admit, is something they both don’t like to dwell much on—because it was her who asked to talk to the girl, not the other way around.

Shaking her head, she vaguely hears the ravenette talking to her friends outside. She hears soft murmurs and giggling just outside the door and, for some reason, the sound forms a knot in her stomach. Maybe it was because she missed being near that laughter, basking in the light that everyone knows (well, maybe some people in their class don’t) is Marinette.

Slapping her hands to her face to wake herself up, she wiggles on the bed to sit properly and at least keep her nerves at bay. It’s not that she’s nervous that Marinette would lash out on her or push her away—it’s perfectly understandable, though, if she were to do that since she did it to her first—it’s more like, she’s afraid that this “talk” they’re going to have will eventually hurt her.

You see, Juleka didn’t actually just started researching about Lila a few weeks ago. No, she had been researching for years (a good two to three years to be exact). And no, she did not have that hard of a time in scavenging the internet for answers to the Italian’s tales, so her lies weren’t really the main reason why she took a long time before talking to Marinette (except Lila had grown a bit better with her lies over time and had weird “proofs” and sometimes talked about people not from their generation (one of which was a weird artist she didn’t know about and couldn’t have bothered to remember the name of and she distinctly remembers having to stay up late and use her computer for hours on end, only to find that one article that said that they hated politics, which lead to the inevitable conclusion of how could Lila’s parents—who are supposedly involved in that division—be involved with that person?). So, yes, she definitely now has a hacker as a part-time job because Wikipedia can easily be edited by anyone so using that was a bust and just made her work a tad bit harder).

There was also the issue of how many lies the brunette tells every day. Seriously, she was like a rattling gun, spewing out bullsh■■ after bullsh■■ that Juleka can’t even count and determine which is real or fake in her plethora of words anymore!

But what really, really made her delay the restoration of hers and Marinette’s friendship is Lila herself. The teen was confused about her reasons for lying. She can’t say that she’s doing it because she wants to make friends, no, if that were the case, then if she’d already talked to Marinette, she’d know that the ravenette would accept her for who she is even without all her “glam”. But that’s not only the case. Juleka is also confused about the looks Lila kept giving Marinette.

Being an emotionally stunted teenager, the younger Couffaine isn’t one for chatting so she just opted for watching people’s body language. She has done so for years to the point that she can proudly say that she was almost an expert at it. So, imagine her utter shock and slight horror whenever she sees Lila staring at Marinette.

It wasn’t the normal I-hate-you-and-wish-for-your-death stare that you give to your mortal enemy, no, it was more crazed and unnerving. It made Juleka uncomfortable to even stand near the brunette. Something about her stare just screamed... something... something she can’t quite explain and she knows for sure that that something is fuelled with not-so-good intentions.

Shaking her head, the teen focuses on the sounds outside the door. Or more like, lack thereof... suffice to say, she briefly panics.

The brunette fumbles around the room before promptly sitting down on the bed, back ramrod straight with her hands clasped together atop her thighs. Sweat drips from her forehead and down her chin as she hears the doorknob rattle (was it just her or was it extra loud in her ears?) a few seconds before the door opens painfully slow.

Holding her breath, Juleka watches the raven-haired girl she’s been waiting for look around the room and sigh before going rigid when she finally catches sight of her.

“Marinette!” She abruptly stands up before remembering that what she’s doing is, in fact, embarrassing so she sits down again. “We–Welcome back.” She shrinks in on herself and busies her hands with fiddling with her sleeves.

“...yeah, I’m back,” the ravenette says while gently shutting the door with her hands behind her back.

. . .

What now??????????

Pointedly trying not to look at each other in the eye, uncomfortable silence blankets the whole room. Gosh, should she start? Oh, who is she kidding, of course, she should start! She was the one who wanted to talk to Marinette in the first place!

“I– um,” she stutters and swallows the rising lump in her throat. Gosh, was it just her or was it getting hot in here?

She dabs the sweat on her cheek with the edge of her sleeves and chances a peek at the blue-eyed beauty.

Ever since she had met her, Juleka had always been mesmerized by the girl’s beauty. Thick eyelashes that seemed to be an inch long; big, doe eyes that looked at the world with so much purity and compassion that Juleka has never wanted to protect anyone so much more than at that moment. Eyebrows that look so cleanly brushed you’d think she got it made, and pink lips that hid smiles brighter than the stars.

She’s got Mme. Cheng’s petite looks and strong physique, and M. Dupain’s big heart and safe arms.

The younger Couffaine could clearly remember how, even as a child, the Eurasian girl had always been the subject of almost all of their schoolmates’ affections. Even until now, women, men, and children alike still turn their heads whenever she walks near.

She recalls that even she—before she met Rose—had had her heart stolen by the girl at one point.

Briefly shaking herself out of her stupor, Juleka gnaws at her lip and tugs at the loose thread she conveniently found on the hem of her shirt.

Back to the matter at hand, how can she start their conversation? Should she apologize first? Or maybe talk about what she found out about Lila? Ah, seriously, this is why she should've listened to her brother’s nagging about needing to socialize with more people her age. Damn social interaction for being so gross.

“Juleka?”

She snaps out of her reverie and raises her head to the voice. Marinette looks at her with a confused glint in her eyes while her lips are curled with worry. Ah, did she take too long to answer?

She clenches her fist to somewhat ground herself and furrows her eyebrows. Her eyes shake with fury (for the Italian) and fear (of being rejected by the ravenette) and her sight seemed to go dark and bleary. “Lila, she—!”

“What about her?”

The ravenette’s interruption makes her head snap into attention that she almost felt whiplash. She stares at the girl’s apathetic face with confusion and opens her mouth. “She—!” she cuts herself off as she sees Marinette raise an eyebrow and sigh.

“Come, sit down”—she pulls at Juleka’s arm and sits her down on her bed— “and talk. You don’t have to look at me, you don’t have to try to placate me or whatever, just speak. You called me here to talk, but all you’ve been doing is pausing and looking up at me every five seconds instead of talking.”

The Eurasian girl’s voice sounded steeled but as the goth meets her eyes, she sees her gaze slightly wavering. Finding a hint of anxiety and fear lie just beneath her bluebell eyes and a small tug downwards on the corner of her lips gave Juleka all the more courage to communicate with the girl. Because her bundle of nerves could never be compared to what Marinette must be feeling right now.

“I know Lila lied,” she starts. “I–I’ve known for a while now and the reason why I didn’t… didn’t say anything yet was because I wanted to be sure.” She pauses and looks to the side, placing her frustrations on the edges of her sleeves.

“I mean, at first, the reason why I–I didn’t hang out with you as much as before was because you didn’t like Li–Lila that much so I thought you’d like some space,” she explains and tries to gulp down the lump in her throat before continuing. “But when I found out why exactly, I wanted to have more proof before talking”—she looks down at the floor and traces the lines with her eyes— “so… so that when they try to put down my–my–my voice, like they did to… to you, I can persuade them.” She feels Marinette’s eyes on her but, strangely enough, it wasn’t as piercing as she thought it’d be.

Grasping at thin straws of her courage, she arranges her bangs to hide more part of her face and continues, “I–I know I shouldn’t have waited too long to say any–anything but—” she cuts herself off and hunches her shoulders to hug herself. “—I was scared.”

She shuts her eyes and the image of Lila’s creepy gaze—the one she’d always direct to Marinette—appears in her head. “Not only because… because I may also be pushed away by them, I mean, I–I already knew that I will be if… if I said anything, but also because of… of Lila.”

She snaps her eyes open and looks at the ravenette in the eye. “There’s something there. Something in her gazes, her touches; something… something I can’t explain and… and it scares me.” She feels her hand lightly shake and her heart pounds heavily in her chest. “You have to stay away from her, Marinette.”

She looks down at her lap and wrings her hands, anxiety creeps inside her heart and her breathing grows heavy. The very thought of having one of her oldest friends—ever since école maternelle—be targeted by someone quite possibly dangerous scares her.

She hears a sigh and suddenly, warmth covers her shoulders. She looks up and—oh. Oh, Marinette’s hugging her. Marinette’s hugging her.

She shakily clutches the girl’s back and lays her head on Marinette’s shoulder. Even though the Eurasian was physically smaller than her, she seemed to always have such a big figure.

“I know.” She hears Marinette’s soft voice and a shaky sigh slips out from her lips. “I know that there’s something up with Lila. I know that… that it could be dangerous and that’s precisely why I never liked her, why I always kept my distance whenever she’s near.”

True to her words, Juleka had always remembered Marinette frowning whenever she hears Lila’s voice, leaving whenever Lila joins in on their conversations.

With one last squeeze, the brunette feels the Eurasian break free from the hug but leaves her hands on her shoulders. “Thank you for looking out for me,” she says. “Thank you for telling me all this even though I know that it must’ve been hard for you.” With a soft curve of her lips, she places their foreheads against each other. “Thank you, Juleka.”

Tears prick at the edge of her vermillion orbs and she tries to blink them away, only to have them spilling down her cheeks.

She chokes back a cry and shakes her head. “I’m sorry,” she sobs. Tears continue to flow down the brunette’s face but she makes no effort in wiping them away, opting to just wrap her arms around Marinette like a lifeline. “I’m sorry for pushing you away, for not listening to your words, for… for everything. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.”

She cries and screams like a child. She apologizes for everything; she berates herself for ever doubting her friend. And for once, she doesn’t worry about being controlled by a megalomaniac who dresses up with a deflated balloon over his face.

She shouts and wails and cries like there’s no tomorrow. And if the vigilantes of Gotham take in the displeasure of hearing her, then, she hopes that they’ll just leave her be and pretend to not hear anything.

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Waking up to the sound of her ringtone and a slight running of water, Juleka opens her eyes. Only to find it hard to do so. Ah, sh■■, okay, her eyes are hella puffy and are hella squinting. She really hopes that their swelling will go down before they have to meet up with the rest of the class in the lobby.

Groaning, she sits upright and stretches her arms above her head before the sound of a door opening catches her attention.

“Oh, you’re awake,” the familiar voice of Marinette reaches her ears. She sees the said girl bring her an ice pack for her eyes and thanks her.

After minutes of preparation, they leave for the lobby and Juleka is praying to the gods that their classmates won’t notice that she cried the night before. Marinette said that her eyes didn't swell anymore and are just a little reddish and not that noticeable but she’s still anxious.

It’s been two days and Juleka spent it all crying and reconciling with Marinette so she didn’t have time to rest properly. Not like she’s the only one, though, because Marinette also didn’t have time to rest in favor of her dramatic display of apologizing.

Although, there were times when the Eurasian’s friends would visit her in the middle of another one of Juleka’s repenting rituals. And it was so awkward because, just as Juleka and Marinette became not so close after Lila’s arrival, she and Marinette’s group also became distanced. And even if she had already apologized to the ravenette for two days straight, she knows that such bridges won’t be that fast to rebuild.

“Jules!” A familiar voice snaps her out of her reverie and she smiles at the small, blue-eyed blonde running towards her.

“Hey, Rose,” she greets the pixie-like girl with a pat on her head. She lets Rose hug the life out of her for a few minutes before letting go and joining their classmates.

She waits as Mmes. Bustier and Mendeleiev take their roll call while silently observing a certain Italian. Her eyes follow the girl’s every movement, from her little hand gestures whenever she’s boasting about her “achievements” to the way her eyes always seem to trace Marinette’s figure from time to time.

There she goes again, she thought, staring at Marinette like a predator to its prey.

Juleka distinctly remembers in her two-day repentance to Marinette about their talks of Lila’s actions. How, whenever people’s attention seems to turn away from her, she’d always make an incident to grab it again. How she’d always target Marinette for some reason, like that time when she was almost expelled—which Juleka now knows was another one of Lila’s ploys to bring down Marinette’s reputation—and a certain incident inside the bathroom (that she heard from Adrien in one of their visits).

Seriously, so Marinette already tried to reason with Lila! She just decided to not only ignore her but also threaten her! That little f■■■er!

Frowning at the reminder, Juleka thanks the gods for making Lila be on the down-low after the almost-Scarlet Moth incident. Although, she still can’t help but be suspicious of her inactivity.

By the gods, if this girl starts again and gets them killed or in danger—in any way form—she’ll start a riot, not even Gotham’s ruthless villains can save them!

She watches as Marinette walks past Lila—who’s chatting with Alya about something with gusto—pointedly ignoring her odd stare and not noticing the puddle right by her feet!

“Marine—!” she cuts herself off when Lila suddenly wraps her hands around Marinette’s arm and jerks her away from the small pool of dirty water.

“Right, Marinette?” Lila chirps sweetly—making Marinette promptly join in on their conversation—while further coiling her arms around Marinette’s own, etching a deep scowl on the ravenette’s pretty face.

Marinette roughly shakes her arms off of Lila’s vice grip and fixes her sleeve. “Sure,” she answers short and fast before rushing over to her friends without looking back.

“Aw, how nice! Lila helped Marinette avoid that puddle!” Mylène gushes beside her and chats up with Ivan about more of Lila’s “good deeds”. All the while, Juleka is left staring at the brunette looking strangely proud with herself as she continues in conversing with Alya.

“Right...” she mumbles, even more confused than she already was when she first saw Lila’s unnerving gazes at Marinette.

What the f■■■ just happened?

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Oof, now Juleka's confused. Are you also confused? Because I sure as hell am! I wonder what Lila's deal is tho?

Btw, I headcanon the Couffaine family to be just ride or die, fuck the police, type of people because Juleka literally suggested kidnapping as "cool" and Anarka just straight up yelled at an officer because he won't let her children scream like there's no tomorrow (lol) so yeah Juleka swears in this one ://

Anyways so like I know it's been like what a month? yeah a month, but actually I've been writing an original and I'm actually currently trying to put more focus on that hahaha well like at least until I gain like a lot of chapters in advance so that when the time of posting it comes, I'll just be sitting back and waiting until my supplies of chapters run out lol

So yeah, didn't see that coming didya? (I'm sorry I just don't know what to say ㅠㅠ)

Btw, I just looked at my followers count (and I just did so because I'm using my computer and it's right there!) and wowie I've long passed 500????????

WHAT??????????

I just wanna say thank you for all the support and I love you and I genuinely don't know why y'all still follow me even tho I basically go MIA every damn week ♡〜٩( ╹▿╹ )۶〜♡

Go become a Patron if you want to have early access to different updates! :)

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[clinicalsodomy]

I'LL GET HIM AND I WILL NOT MISS!

[a-lil-perspective]

Wellll whaddya knoww.

Yeah. Somewhere between Hunter Junior #2 and #3 Cyare got pregnant and it turns out Papa Hunter doesn’t just make girl babies. Know that this was a very rare (and only) exception. Her and Hunter were going to have a son, but she miscarried, and it was very devastating for them. I shared a fic about that a few months ago but it’s not required to read for context, I’ve made enough subtle hints about Hunter having a son throughout my posts.

Anyway I have a name for the little man and everything and he’s even got his own tag. His name is (would’ve been) Archer Davan Ruuso (all of the Batchers kids have two or three middle names lol that’s not unusual for them) and he goes by Archie. :)

It makes me sad sometimes because I think about Asher and Archie being the best pals. :’)

Hunter as a cadet must’ve been the cutest.

[onicarmesim]

Be careful on where ya touch the magma nerd, Archie.

[surpriserose]

Ok how are u feeling about the number 1 dilf (jughead's dad)

Oh my god well he gets so so many points for being the guy from scream also for committing so so many crimes 🥰🥰🥰

I think in fuck marry kill w/ the riverdale dilfs im killing betty and cheryls dads, fucking archie and jugheads dad, and marrying veronica's dad 🥰🥰🥰

Hiram may be the number 1 dilf for me im sowwy i think fp needs to shave and commit more crimes :)

[interdimocs]

I'm not in the flow rn, but I just want [Archie 💚 Nega] so they can blow things up together with their inventions. Yeah, he's a villain, but he's more of a neutral party than he likes to let on. An antihero who's anti hero, if you will. But Archie is an exception.

//Isokay! I forgot about this for a moment I’m sowwy ;-; Still gonna take these tho BC these are fun uwu

//But I 10/10 accept this- Like I adore Nega and Archie- Funky little explosive tech duo uwu

//Besides, it’s not like Archie doesn’t have villain potential herself uwu

[gastlyarts]

Nihimaxie! I dare you to go scare the crap put of the other Team RR members! Let's see how they all react to your new self. I like it. Just don't overwork yourself ok? I heard the ultra breasts venom is toxic if exposed over long periods of time.

((I was going to draw this but then I realized how much work that would be so it’s gonna be text —- sowwy))

NihiMaxie: “Hello who wants expand the land?!~”

Gio: “What the actual hell no”

Archie: “MAXIE I ONLY LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES WHY”

Cyrus: “… You just got more insane. And that’s saying a lot.” *yeets to the distortion world*

Ghetsis: *already running away* “I’ve had enough of THIS for today”

Lysandre: “… Ew? Ew ew ew” 

[cbsnforeverandalways]

Tvd, riverdale

The VampireDiaries a.k.a The Dullena Diaries

my beautiful cinnamon roll toogood for this world fave: TylerLockwood, Bonnie Bennett, & Stefan Salvatore (RIP). I can’t pick one. Sowwy.

my trash-shit fave: Elijah Mikaelson; I am trash for still having a thingfor him but that’s my baby, ily boo. Also, does it count that’s he’s on TO nowbecause they’re all a part of the TVD verse?

my I love to hate them fave: No one…???

my I hate to love them fave: Caroline Forbes and it’s because of the character she usedto be in seasons 1-4. That’s her only saving grace with me tbh. Annnnnd she’s apart of one of my all-time fave OTP’s.

my I wouldn’t piss on them if theywere on fire non-fave: There’squite a few; Damon Salvatore, Alaric Saltzman, Klaus Mickaelson, CarolineForbes (she’s here for the other seasons I didn’t list above), and Enzo’sstalker ass.

my I didn’t care about them either way atfirst but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Delena, do I need to say more?

my I could take them or leave them kindanon-fave: Matt Donovan, and JeremyGilbert

my I will go down with this shipand I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above mydoor. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Stelena and Forwood

my dirtybadwrong faveship:  None. There’s no in-betweenwith TVD. It’s either manipulation or rape…literally no in-between with those couplesso there’s no guilty pleasure ship.

my they’re cute together and I dig them butI’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Bamon and it’s only because I shipped them in the novels.  

my MAKE IT STOP non-faveship: Klaroline, Steroline, andDelena…a.k.a the most toxic ships of ALL time.

Riverdale

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave:  Valerie Brown, Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones, obvs.    

my trash-shit fave: Cheryl Blossom. She reminds me so much of Blair. I love it!

my I love to hate them fave:Veronica Lodge. Idk, everyone loves her but every time I see her on my screen I just want to pop her. She seems fake to me.

my I hate to love them fave: Archie Andrews. You can’t help but love him if only for his stupidity.

my I wouldn’t piss on them if  they were on fire non-fave: No one has pissed me off yet to get me to this point….lol jk, all the parents except for Fred and Hermione. The rest can choke.

my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Veronica and Archie. Sigh. No. Just no.

my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Veronica Lodge. Have I mentioned I don’t like her?

my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Bughead, & Val/Archie Obvs, Archie got that good, good.

my dirtybadwrong fave ship: Cheryl/Archie. Damn right I ship that shit, lol.  

my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Polly and Jason. I like them enough from the flashbacks but I like a forbidden romance so…

my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: None. All the ships are okay so far. I might dislike some but they didn’t reach the point of  hating for me yet.

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[legalmargamind]

You're so supportive to Archi with those animals, its cuuute! 😄 I'm fiiiiiine 😂 just needed to lighten up but i dont wanna try anything other than beers and ice cream soooo a chill climb with some beers and ice cream will dooo. 😂😂😂 im short, tiny, little or whatever but that's what makes me cuuuute 😂😂😂 *me talking to myself* Marga is mean when it comes to your height but igotchu self dont worry. 😂 sowwy im so madaldal naa - MWss

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