#Apologies! Forgot this technically is a spoiler!

[tripletorney]

(Ghost Trick Spoilers)

Pets!

[it-came-autumnally]

Girl.... what do you mean ending.... only a few lines ago you just said you're only eleven years old :')

[numberonetacostan]

Heyo mates!!!

In light of me having a bad hyper fixation on specific scenes in my au I haven’t written about yet, I’ll just rant here without dropping the fic name!! ^^ The basic premise is that it’s a fantasy au. Mephone4 and.. Steve.. are gods. The contestants are Demi-gods(?), and mortals. It’s kind of a whole big thing. Cough cough, Anyways!

Now let’s start the ranting on the scenes I haven’t written yet!! >:D

I am actually so ill about this scenario even though it might not happen. Let’s set the scene shall we? Millennia has passed since Taco and OJ have seen each other. (They’re both Demi-gods? Gods? Idk) OJ and co have been treated as heros as they seemingly got rid of Taco, (she has been so lovingly given the title of being Destruction herself by the mortals.) The last they’ve seen of each other was when Taco got cast out. Basically the whole thing got to OJ’s head, instead of seeing Taco as an ex-friend who he used to care for, he sees her as someone who is unforgivable, basically the second hand to the devil themselves.

They meet again. And OJ’s wounds he thought closed up, opened again. All those years he spent wondering if he could’ve stopped the team from getting so attached, or if he could’ve stopped her betrayal, are bitterly staining his memories of her. (The whole gang was much more closer because of the thousands of years they spent together, without the whole competition ruining relationships.)

Because despite all his success, he is the embodiment of victory, and victory hates losing.

“OJ, wait. I.. I’d like to apologize-“

“Save it Taco. You made your choice all those years ago. Just face it, we know you’re.. evil now.”

“I.. evil..? No… No. You.. you of all people don’t get to call me that. Not.. not you. I’ve done irreparable damage, I.. admit that.”

“But in the end, it was your choice to cast me out. It was your choice to do further damage to my wings, so I could never come back. I won’t try to act like I’m some.. saint. But we’ve all done some terrible things, so don’t try to act all innocent, OJ.”

“…”

“..This was a terrible decision. I shouldn’t have let Mepad talk me into this. Look.. for the record.. I’m.. sorry. I know we were all just kids back then.. but I should’ve never hurt you guys. I hit you were it most hurt because of a silly outburst.”

(cutting it off because I’m worried about spoilers.)

I’m so ill about them mates, you don’t even know. D: Menu squad I would like to apologize for what I’m going to inflict on you. I know it’s technically not spoilers because it may or may not happen but like.. •• The same goes for the next scene.

Wowee Taco dies in this one. Im planning it to be a parallel to one of the chapters in the beginning. It may or may not happen. (I say that as I keep the Major Character Death on the fic.) Which again, I haven’t written yet.. In the beginning arc, Taco goes missing. (Technically she just follows Mephone4 into a portal to Cobs’ dimension.) She returns infront of Pickle, Paper, and OJ basically half dead. (She just got stabbed in the eye it’s fine.)

Pickle, does not realize this and basically bear hugs her, getting blood soaked into his flower toga(?). I forgot the name of it. Anyhow, he pulls Taco away from his chest only to see the blood and her injury. Blah blah blah, insert caring for Taco. (Sorry Taco we’re focusing on angst right now.) After she’s healed they take a group picture to preserve the memory. The whole Menu Squad gets copies of the picture.

At the end arc, they’ve all grouped up to defeat Cobs. Wham bam, Taco gets pierced, ..in the eye.. again. This time with magic. She’s not coming back from this one. Oh yeah, she also gets thrown.

As Cobs finally dies. Pickle goes to search for Taco. Wanting to at least talk to her. He hasn’t forgiven her yet, but he kind of gets why she snapped all those years ago. She was just a child when facing Cobs for the first time. (He isn’t going to be able to hug or touch her for a long time though.)

He finds Taco, not in the state he would’ve liked. She’s kind of just laying on the ground, excepting her fate. Naturally he’s freaking out, cause she’s dying and no one has enough energy to heal her. (Nor even teleport her for the matter.)

So he just carries her, her blood soaking his toga just one last time. She keeps on telling him to leave her there, it’s better anyways. But Pickle is not having it. He can’t just let her die on the ground.

He wasn’t fast enough, she died. And guess what falls out of her shell?

The picture they took.

aATAISKSGSJSJAJAJAJJSJSHZHDH. I’m ill. Anyways that’s it for me, mates!

-🦈🎨

Hi Sharklette!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for sending in an ask!! :]

How could you send me an ask in which Taco dies? Why would you do this to me? /lh But that aside this is an interesting idea!!

I'm curious as to what Mepad is here? Also a God? Does Taco kidnap him here, too?

And what would Taco have done to the rest of them here, without a prize to steal?

Also, what did OJ do to her poor wings!?!?! Not serious and permanent injury (one of my weaknesses)!! I will Harm him for this.

Aough and her keeping the picture in her shell!!! I like to think she keeps Pickle's old eye patch in there.

[springtsunami]

THE ELDERS’ QUEST REVIEW

!!SPOILERS!!

Sorry for not posting in months. Been super busy as a late with personal health issues and new hyper fixations-

K review time- Gonna split them up by protags

Moonpaw

• Really love the idea of the design! Super interesting, especially to draw

•I am actually interested in her as a character. Really like how she is not a medicine cat. (I was one of those people who wanted either warrior or leader Frostpaw btw)

•I’m a sucker for introverts and suffer from sensitivity to loud noises and related heavily to the Gathering scene with Moon

•Was intentionally on the fence about the voice due to Moonpaw being a chimera and that the voice could be her ‘absorbed sister’(mainly due due to chimera misconceptions) but, thankfully the sister is just a funky little mischievous ghost kit

•I know it’s technically part of Tawnypelts, but I am excited to see what they do with the sister especially after the prophecy Tawny received. Hopefully not a Ashfur and Shadowsight dynamic again :/

Tawnypelt

•This part may be controversial. Not really involved with the fandom much, but I never really cared for Tawnypelt. Didn’t dislike or like just neutral. I did enjoy her point of view, just not was included in it

•Don’t see chemistry between Crow and Tawny, but if you enjoy it, more power to you

•Praying her point of view won’t just be traveling in the next few books

•Rant about Tiger and Dove : scroll down to skip

I really, really don’t like Tigerstar and Dovewing in this book. I know it’s Tawny’s view, but those two are annoying me so much I can’t help but to think of them when I think of Tawny’s pov. Tigerstar and Dovewing are huge hypocrites here, I get not wanting for your son to leave, but Dovewing literally left ThunderClan before clan swapping was in the code. I used to ironically enjoy Tigerstar due to his sarcastic comments and insanity, but I honestly dislike him so much. He was possessive of Dove telling her to not vist Birchfeather saying he was giving ‘tough love’. Dove is also way out of character too, being kinda submissive to Tiger when it has been shown she is willing to do what she think is right. Loving how Tiger considers emotionally manipulating his son is ‘tough love’. Then he not only does this but punishes Tawny for visiting her grandson??? When he and dove met in secret. The only good thing about plot is that it is treated like Tiger and Dove are in the wrong. Tiger then doesn’t trust Tawny about the twolegs….Hopefully they remove Tiger from leadership or have him apologize <3

Rant Over

•Birchfeather must be protected and have him live a happy life <3

•My main points about this pov so far is just hating Dove and Tiger, but I did enjoy it more than I wrote. Not much more due to them infuriating me but I do hope we get a move diverse location than the lake this arc

Leafstar

•Leafstar is the only one where I don’t have a lot to say. I love her and loving a leader pov in the main series. Dont know how to feel about her as a leader, since it kinda came out of nowhere and was just made for this arc but ok

•Writers do a good job of making the reader sympathize with Leafstar but also make them understand Skyclan’s pov

•Speaking of SkyClan’s pov, I kinda get where they were coming from, but like I feel like most of Leafstar’s slip ups were mainly coincidental. Like I believe they lost the badger fight due to many reasons, but like I feel like it wasn’t Leafstar’s fault. No one knew there were 2-3(I forgot how many) badgers there. It was assumed there was only one so how was Leafstar supposed to plan accordingly?? The only reason Hawkwing succeeded is because he knew how many badgers were there…

Edit: I forgot the whole Starlingpaw and Leafstar accidentally attacking him. Yea that was a bad move on Leaf’s part. But I feel it was caused her being overwhelmed. But it’s still a good reason for SkyClan to be against Leaf

•Kinda iffy on Reedclaw. Know where she’s coming from but I feel like she’s less evil and more grief stricken with anger. Hopefully they make her a antagonist not a villain. But knowing how Berryheart started last arc, I’m betting on her being a villian

•Interesting on having an elder pov with Leafstar, assuming she steps down.

•Said I didn’t have a lot to say but I did say a lot 0-0

Overall Points and Predictions for CS

•The book title made me think it was a traveling book and made me nervous, but looks like we are getting those in the next books.. Srs, why Elders’ quest??? The quest was mentioned at the end, but idk what it should’ve been named-

•All She-Cats pov!!!

•As a mothpool fan, I’m fine with CrowxTawny because it leaves Leafpool open :)

•Don’t know if the villains this arc will be twolegs/nature or cats like Reedclaw or Tigerstar

•Weird new book schedule, hopefully the books won’t be rushed due to the wider gap between books

•Now predictions!!!

•Leafstar will become Leafdapple and will join Tawny and prob Crow on the quest in the next books

•The new territories will be located at the gorge

•Hawkwing either picks a nobody for deputy or Reedclaw

•Reedclaw will be a villain(hopefully not)

•Birchfeather will have a tragic end or will go through trauma(hopefully not, again)

•Leaf dies

•Tawnypelt and or Crow retires

My mom also reads the books and here are some predictions:

-Tawny and Crow live together in WindClan while Crow becomes leader

-Dark Forest reappears or the purgatory thing that happened in Star is expanded on

-Ghosts are expanded on

-most of the next two books are travel books

-Reedclaw becomes Hawkfrost 2.0

Thanks for reading my review!

[anonym-potato]

Nein Again - 2x10 "Waste and Webs"

Last we left off, the Mighty Nein got to know each other a little better, and accepted probably the single official Dwendalian Job they will ever perform. Spoilers Ahoy!

I rate this Sam Riegel DnD Beyond Ad 8/10 I really like this one and the spectators cowering in the foreground really adds to it.

"Is that hard for him, cause he's not technically...recognized?" Sure Fjord that's the r word you were going to describe the Traveler as.

Canonically they have PO Boxes in Felderwin. I mean it is pretty rural.

WEIRD SHIT REPORT (A): Nott has the Ring of Water Walking now! I'm sure she'll give it back.

Sam is determined to torment everyone this episode

Eeeeeewww even the magic smells down here

Wow I forgot how gross the Sewer Rats are

Poor Beau Monks don't get their poison resistance for like 6 more levels.

Molly sounds weirdly delighted at the thought of a spider-rat

I'm kinda sad we didn't see much more of Schmidt. Unseen Servant is such a fun spell.

Boy this spider's lair is really creepy.

Travis is so proud of himself for remembering Relentless Endurance

Honestly I'm surprised they don't use an actual lollipop for Jester's Spiritual Weapon I think it would be to scale.

I do love all the gross descriptions of Molly's blood magic. Wonder how much they'll be able to get away with in the cartoon

I like Matt's little risk-reward gambit with that attack from Beau. I'm stealing that.

Molly mocking the spider to death will never not be funny

OH GOD FUCK THE BABY SPIDERS EW EW EW

"I don't need to roll an insight check to know that's bullshit." Yessss Beau

Also I believe thieves' cant is a coded language so Nott and Neck Tats were talking about like...a flower shop right then

"Does anything about his tattoo irritate me?" It took me an embarrasingly long moment to realize what that was about

And the money fight apology! Oh it's so sweet.

The only good part about Molly getting up in Caleb's face is Laura's giggling

At this point I'm kinda surprised Jester never sought out taxidermy lessons it would've come in handy with Sprinkle

This poor Crownsguard and his terrible name

Liam actually dropping the accent to explain Keen Mind to Marisha is weirdly funny.

WEIRD SHIT REPORT (B): Caleb has also stolen a set of Mariner's Armor. After some negotiation, he trades it to Fjord to for the Glove of Scorching Ray.

This is the first time Caleb and Fjord do something Real Homoerotic and Marisha just sits there like 😏

Everyone say thank you Matt for explaining the bathing infrastructure of his D&D setting.

Nott and Molly's dynamic is. So deeply underrated. "What is this?" "It's a blank piece of paper." "Oh, fuck you!"

Ulog shows up like "Alright bitches playtime's over the DM has plot for you to do"

I hope the Cat Kicker is the Obligatory Mercer Town Guard. Also did Jester canonically pick the wings off flies because that explains a lot.

In Conclusion: I hate spiders.

[katshelluvacritic]

Not sure if you've seen the finale of the show yet because I'd love to hear your thoughts on how absolutely useless Charlie was once again

I’ve pretty much all the eps for season 1 so you don’t have worry about the spoilers.

As for the ep, I’mma just immediately rip the bandaid off and say that I had to watch it again to remember what happened, yet my brain is still kinda processing it again so I’mma type this to the best of my ability and if I do miss some parts I do apologize.

To start off with one of the things I didn’t like that included Charlie (mostly a personal nitpick) was her “battle fit” (if you could even call it that)

I feel like it should be self explanatory but I’ll explain anyway; for one, the fact that Charlie wearing what I like to call “the evil star butterfly cosplay” just doesn’t make sense to me. Like even though I don’t like Vicky’s fit either, at least she’s wearing something that could cover her skin to lessen the risk of cuts and injuries.

Charlie however is not only wearing a dress but also HIGH HEELS, which realistically would prob have her dead from the spot because for one, you can’t run in heels and two, like I said before she’s at higher risk to be injured compared to Vicky.

Like I’m honestly shocked that she only got a few rips from her clothing and a few bruises, like I get she’s the princess of hell but damage is still damage.

Not only that since Charlie is a princess then, wouldn’t she have access to wear royal armor??? Assuming she did (because there’s gotta be a reason to where she got that shield from), why didn’t she just wear that???? I feel like it would’ve been the most logical thing to wear since after all, YOUR GOING TO WAR AGAINST DEMONS.

Also speaking of the shield, why does she only have a shield and nothing else? You would think that since she’s the princess of hell she’d have some sort of weaponry but no.

She just guards herself a shield while occasionally throwing up magical fireworks like if that’s gonna do anything. Like, I get all niffty did most of the time was stab already dead angels before she killed adam, but at least she actually tried to do some damage compared to Charlie.

And then Razzle and Dazzle.

Listen, I can understand her not being able to save sir pentious because she was trying to protect Vicky and a lot of stuff was going on but why did she summon them? Isn’t she the daughter of lucifer? Wouldn’t she have transforming powers or something to get up there

I mean we’re shown in this gif that he can transform into different animals as he so pleases and can EVEN GROW WINGS.

Wouldn’t Charlie technically have those abilities? And even if she doesn’t have those abilities, these fuckers have guns and cannons with them that could shoot/blast Adam down.

Also gotta love the fact Charlie just stays on the roof of the hotel and watches the Lucifer and Adam fight happen UNTIL ADAM RAY BEAMS THE HOTEL IN HALF, ONLY FOR HER TO BE SAVED BY LUCIFER was so dumb. Women do SOMETHING WHY WERE YOU JUST STANDING THERE????

then like the ending. Omg the ending…

“Omg guys I lost sir p and the hotel guys, I failed” PENDEJA. YOU DID JUST DICK ALL DURING THAT WAR OTHER THAN WAVE SOME SHIELD AROUND WITH SOME FIREWORKS. CRY HARDER. BOO HOO I GUESS.

And I just gotta say, I doesn’t entirely include Charlie but like these parts of the lyrics

What???? Tf you mean redemption may take a while???? We’re still going with that??? After the war against heaven you guys just had??? Did Charlie forget what happened in episode 6, where like there was some shit about heaven being a lie and this evil place???? Why are you guys still trying to redeem sinners when YOU Charlie, realized heaven is evil???

But don’t worry, they rebuild the hotel guys! They can live happy ever after right?

Even though like… let me check my notes…. Oh right! Angel is still stuck with valentino, husk’s soul is still taken away by alastor! Oh yeah, I guess viv forgot about that part I guess.

I know I’ve already said this to friends of mine but ngl this episode especially just reminded of this one page from sonichu where Chris and his chars execute a guy in an electric chair but make it viv’s characters and Adam/heaven.

But uh, yeah. I don’t like Charlie, I don’t like this episode, I don’t like this series. I don’t know anymore.

[crows-of-buckets]

finally deciding to make an about me post yippee yay!!

ig- @/bucket.of.crows

bsky- @/crows-of-buckets

Hi my name is Crow! Most of what I reblog is fandom stuff, and I jump between fandoms quite frequently <//3 I have a few that I tend to come back to regularly however (Somehow I manage to have a dragon age obsession at least once a year. it is very consistent)

If I don't respond to something, it is either bc 1) I genuinely don't know what to say and social interactions terrify me, 2) I was too tired to respond to something when I saw it then I promptly forgot about it or 3) got anxious and convinced myself that the person who sent it hates me or something. Deepest apologies I'm just awful at stuff like that and have pretty bad anxiety I do try though <//3

I block very very generously! If you do end up blocked by me it may not be for any actually bad reasons, you could have just worded something in a way that mildly annoyed me, please dont take offense to it lmao. Me and the block button are madly in love, and I do not hesitate to press it. This is mostly just to curate an experience that is fun for me, and also to avoid me getting overly mad about random bad takes i see. Bigotry of any kind is not tolerated and you will be blocked.

I tend to ramble on about my ocs a worrying amount. As of right now, I am rather focused on my dragon age ocs, but i also have personal ocs and ocs for other fandoms

About tagging

Generally I try to tag things appropriately, although sometimes i am not the brightest and forget. If I do that's my bad I'll normally notice before too long

I tag all my art as "#my art". If you only want my art stuff, I have an alt that is solely for reblogging all my art. That is @bucket-of-crows

My rambling tag is "#crow rambles" half the time this is me yapping about my ocs, other half is me complaining about something lmao

I tag my ocs using "oc: *oc name*" as a way to organize stuff. I also use "worldstate: *worldstate name*" for dragon age worldstates, since I have a few. Any posts I make about my ocs/oc playthroughs is tagged "#my ocs"

While I don't tend to reblog sexual stuff, anything with excessive nudity is tagged as "#nsfw" just to be on the safe side

I AM NO LONGER TAGGING DAV SPOILERS REGULARLY. I may occasionally tag really big spoilers but it's not consistent!! I also tag anything critical of the game as "#dav critical" Anything critical of other dragon age games / bioware as a company is typically tagged "#bioware critical" or "#da critical"

About my ocs

Im gonna ramble about my ocs a bit, so I'll put this under a cut so this doesnt look too long lmao

This is still a work in progress bc i accidentally posted it. Whoops. Anyways, this section is unfinished sorrgy

Aviae Surana

(she/her)

Aviae is my main dragon age origins oc, and I talk about her quite a bit. Shes specializes in spirit healing/arcane warrior/battle mage. Technically she also takes a little bit of levels into keeper, but I don't really consider it one of her canon class since I never use it with her like I do the others.

She romances Morrigan, and does the dark ritual with her. She puts Alistair on the throne due to her distrust of Anora. She feels guilty about it, but she would do it again in a heartbeat. Her closest friends from Origins are Zevran and Alistair, but she considers all of the people she traveled with dear friends. From the Awakening crew, Anders is practically family to her (they grew up in the Circle together, and shes always considered him like a brother), and Nathaniel becomes someone she ends up relying on. Her and Justice also get along very well, even if they butt heads on occasion.

For important decisions, she sided with the mages, made Bhelen king of Orzammar, made a truce between the Dalish and the werewolves, helped Redcliffe and saved Connor without Isolde dying. She kept Avernus alive (I'm still in the air about whether she allows him to continue his research), let the Architect live as well, and saved Amaranthine. Vigil's keep stood its ground with the upgrades she had provided it.

This is my girl! Sadly I don't have a better reference for her current canon outfit (she has an old outdated reference sheet though), so this will have to do.

In some of the older posts, I refer to her and Alistair as exes. Sadly, while this is a fascinating dynamic, it is not canon anymore. As much as I love Alistair, Aviae would not trust him enough to fall in love with him due to him having trained as a templar. Eventually they become close friends, but never more than that. She is part of my "Mage rights" Worldstate. I tag all of her posts as "oc: Aviae Surana"

Relationships with companions:

Alistair: These two. Most fucked up friendship ever happens between these two. At the start of the game, she's wary of him, due to his templar training, but the two eventually become close friends. Of course, this is completely fucked up by the Landsmeet. Aviae originally tells Anora that she will support her (this is a bold faced lie), and does NOT inform Alistair of her deceit. Then, once actually at the Landsmeet, she puts Alistair on the throne, sucessfully twisting the knife in both alistair AND anora. Two birds one stone, as they say. Trying to make up for it, she promises to help him lead, to stay by his side and advise him. This placates their relationship for a while, making them a bit less awkward around each other. However. However. Aviae lied. Well, she didn't MEAN to lie. But when the final fight is over, Aviae's mental health tanks for the worse, and she struggles coping with Morrigan leaving her. She feels guilty over being alive, all that shit yada yada. She doesn't even stay in denerim a week before she ditches and travels with Zevran (well. It was more of Zevran going "Aviae my dear friend, if you stay here it will kill you. Do you want to stab people. Would that make you feel better. Lets go stab people"). This completely shatters what little of a friendship the two had. When Awakening rolls around about three months later, their reunion is. Tense. And awkward. For everyone there. They don't properly have a conversation after this until many, many years later.

Morrigan: Ohhh these two. Now that im sitting here trying to type something up nothing is coming to me but man. They both longed for freedom most their life; Aviae from the Tower, and Morrigan from her mother. Aviae ends up with a small crush on Morrigan from the moment they meet, and it only grows as time passes. Morrigan takes a bit longer to accept her feelings, but eventually they enter a relationship. Despite the fondness they hold for each other (not that either of them are willing to say it), they argue quite a bit throughout origins. About the mages, about the elves in denerim, about the anvil. Somehow they always end up snapping at each other during this time. Despite it all, they both care so so deeply. And it terrifies both of them. They both have problems admiting how deeply they care (aviae because of growing up in the Circle, Morrigan bc of a multitude of things lmao). On the Eve of the final battle, Morrigan and Aviae do a ritual to keep her from dying. Morrigan admits she plans to leave, and Aviae is hurt beyond words. Despite this, she promises to come after her, and gives her the Warden's Oath (necklace containing blood from the joining) as a token of her love. Morrigan leaving does a number on Aviae's mental health, but the two reunite at the Eluvian and go to raise Kieran together.

Lelianna:

Sten:

Wynne: Aviae respects wynne quite a bit, but lord do these two bicker. Aviae is very anti tower, and there were many camp nights where they argued over the topic. Despite this, she did look to Wynne for guidance on many matters.

Zevran:

Oghren:

Loghain: Loghain was executed by Alistair

Anders:

Nathaniel:

Justice:

Velanna:

Sigrun:

Lucio Hawke

(he/they) (probably) (its not like hes figured it out yet lmao)

Relationships with companions:

Carver:

Bethany: Died leaving Lothering

Varric:

Aveline:

Anders:

Isabela:

Merrill:

Fenris:

Sebastian:

Tallis:

Selene Adaar

(she/her)

Relationships with companions:

Cassandra:

Varric:

Solas:

Sera:

Vivienne:

Blackwall:

Iron Bull:

Dorian:

Cole:

Lelianna:

Josephine:

Cullen:

Morrigan:

Ena de Riva

(he/him)

I WILL BE DISCUSSING VEILGUARD SPOILERS IN THE SECTION YOUVE BEEN WARNED

Relationships with Companions:

Solas: I can confidentially say that Ena hates this man with a passion. There is not a single moment where he even considers trying to redeem him. His contract was to stop the Dread Wolf. He has no intention of trusting a target; hes not THAT stupid. After Solas' trick with the blood magic is revealed, Ena is PISSED. Solas was tricked by Ena to keep the veil in tact.

Varric:

Harding:

Neve:

Bellara:

Lucanis:

Davrin:

Emmrich:

Taash:

Revari Mercar-Surana

(they/them)

Tyrian

(he/him)

Varamis

(she/her)

Other Ocs

Some ocs I either don't have a lot of content for, or dont post about enough to warrant me giving them their own section, so I'm going to put their tags down here. All posts about my ocs are tagged as "#my ocs". Some of these ocs may eventually get full sections if I get the motivation for it

Athiman Mahariel (he/him) (Dragon Age)- Morrigan romancer who made the ultimate sacrifice. Tagged as "#oc: Athiman Mahariel"

Veloura Mahariel (she/her) (Dragon Age)- Leliana romancer who got Alistair to do the dark ritual. Tagged as "#oc: Veloura Mahariel"

Viara Hawke (she/her) (Dragon Age)- Merrill romancer who sided with the mages. Tagged as "#oc: Viara Hawke"

Yvette Hawke (she/her) (Dragon Age)- Isabela romancer who sided with the mages. Tagged as "#oc: Yvette Hawke"

Zel (he/him) (Dragon Age)- Part of Selene's mercenary group. Has an au where he's Inquisitor, but that one isn't canon. Dorian romance. Tagged as "#oc: zel adaar"

Vashoth (she/her) (Dragon Age)- Part of Selene's mercenary group. Tagged as "#oc: vashoth"

Solmummer Adaar (she/her) (Dragon Age)- Josephine romancer. Tagged as "#oc: Solmummer Adaar"

Tyrian (he/him) (Pathfinder WOTR)- Tiefling, Daeran romancer, Lawful good turned Neutral good. Mystic path went from Angel to Legend path. I do actually have a lot of posts about him I just don't feel like writing a blurb about him

Uvara (she/her) (Pathfinder WOTR)- Dhampir, Arueshalae romancer, Chaotic Good, Azata. Tagged as "#oc: uvara"

Watcher Nyxtra (she/her) (Pillars of Eternity)- Pallegina romancer (the lack of a canon romance cannot stop me), tagged as "#oc: watcher nyxtra"

Arphae (she/her)

Grisvald (he/him)

Kaid (he/him)

Zayan (she/her)

[nianeyna]

I kept a bullet-pointed liveblog in a notes document as I played the new ffxiv expansion. now I have finally finished the story so I can share with the class without fear of someone responding to me with spoilers. speaking of which everything below is dawntrail spoilers, for the entire expansion, in case that wasn't clear.

⬇️ SPOILERS. FINAL FANTASY XIV DAWNTRAIL SPOILERS BELOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ⬇️

Dawntrail Liveblog

- ok so the mean claimants are obviously not going to win, but catboy promise is a dark horse. also not ruling out "nobody wins"

- Urqopacha is super cute

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- Erenville's deal continues to be very mysterious no matter how much he contrives to appear to be telling us about it

- lol Erenville dialog: "I spoke too much" YOU BARELY SAID ANYTHING BABE

- Kozama-uka is sooooo pretty

- I like how the entire first dungeon was totally unnecessary since we would have got there FASTER if we'd just stuck around and helped Alisaie and Erenville repair the boat lmao. but that's not how the WoL does things!!

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- erenville lurking in the background... siddown boy lmao

- unknown dude: hey you uh... forgot something. yeah back there. come with me and get it this is definitely not a trap

- oh no it was a trap! who could possibly have predicted this??

- awwww, Koana. wasn't sure about him at first but he's just a cute little muffin isn't he

- wuk lamat getting all excited about eating the xibruq pibil was so cute omg. she just likes food!!! I appreciate that in a woman

- oh shiiiiit wuk lamat origin story?! dun dun dun...

- aaaaaand solo duty... ulp

- haha get wrekt

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- the mamool ja should look into tourism... this place is pretty as hell

- ok koana shooting the tablet was a pretty cool move

- have my doubts about the golden city being in yak tel... like if it was there why'd they go to xak tural then

- ok, I guess it... was there? or... the *entrance* was there... according to gulool ja ja, anyway...

- road trip alone with erenville be still my heart!

- out of context erenville quotes: "this is your first time, so let's take it slow"

- no need to apologize erenville... you can drag me into anything you want

- oh wow this is really fucking sad. wow. I wasn't expecting that!

- the ridiculous train plan is cheering me up a bit thank god (editor's note: it didn't last)

- sigh... there always has to be at least one zone per expansion that's all dark and gross-looking. did they sign a contract to that effect or something??

- I can't believe how mean this plotline is to erenville

- this is fucked up... this is so fucked up

- npc: "sorry to darken the mood" NO THAT'S FINE I DON'T THINK THE MOOD CAN GET ANY WORSE!!

- I want to rip Spene's crown off and push her off a cliff. her little I'm so cute and innocent and helpless act makes me want to puke.

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- if any more parents die in this story I am really truly gonna lose it

- YES finally we get to fight these horrible people. machine army. whatever.

- I hope the next trial is sphene... I want to kick sphene's ass SO bad

- well there goes otis which brings the fucking dead parent toll to at least 4

- finallyyyyyy made it out of heritage found... *collapses onto the floor of tuliyollal like a shipwrecked sailor reaching land*

- (ok obviously I've technically been back to tuliyollal while I've been doing these godforsaken quests but THIS IS DIFFERENT!)

- we didn't fight sphene but the prospects are looking really good for me getting to punch her in the face soon. probably not literally like we got to do with zenos, but I guess you can't have everything :(

- wow sphene really BELIEVES she's just a helpless little girl. fucking incredible.

- next expansion let's have a final zone NOT populated entirely by ghosts. change it up a little

- so should I count namikka and cahciua's deaths twice on the parent death toll scoreboard or what

- you know what I still don't get. is why the yok huy went to xak tural to look for the golden city. *why did they think it was there*? I mean heritage found is there *now* but it definitely wasn't hundreds of years ago!

- that face on the tower looks more like meteion than sphene tbh

- two more dead parents!

- I can't. believe. sphene erased herself before I could beat her ass. this is the most unfair thing that has happened in this expansion, and it is up against some STRONG contenders

- it's just not satisfying to pummel a weird robot that has none of her memories!

- oh sphene's SORRY? *loudest fart noise ever*

- it's a good thing wuk lamat is here to be nice cause if I had to do it I'd throw up

- "their lives remain unchanged"? uh.... we shut off the afterlife. which was a real physical place you could go to. I feel like that changes things a bit!

- I DID IT I'M OUT CREDITS ROLLED UP I'M DONE THANK GOD

First half I rate: 9/10

Second half I rate: 3/10

Overall I rate this expansion: 5/10 I guess

Up until the lightning dome appeared I was having a blast. after that the gameplay experience became one of gritting my teeth so I could get out and be done with it. all the alexandrian zones are dark and unpleasant to be in, which would have been bearable except the plot was literally nightmarish and any new characters I didn't hate either died or were already dead (except gulool ja, who's cute of course, but his story was still pretty upsetting in a different way). This is not to say the writing was bad, because I don't think it was. In the alternate universe where I was LOOKING for a tragic existential horror game I might have even really liked it. However I really really wasn't looking for that at all, so in the real world I feel pretty betrayed and upset. There's a line between "plot twist" and "false advertising" and I think they left it behind in the dust.

But hell, at least we got 4 campfire scenes.

[quinnsinkedskin]

My thoughts on Miko and Apollo's relationship in the "Osora" webtoon (all opinions, but there will most likely be cussing and spoilers for the series) + (i apologize for any grammar or spelling mistakes)

so, lets get this started off.

for anyone who needs recapping.

Apollo and Miko are both sergos under rule of the magic kind (I forgot the name, i think the guys name is Hyrus or something) basically both working on the plan to capture the prince and turn him into a weapon for the sergos to win a silent, ongoing war. they've been dating a few years now since Miko joined the team to capture the prince.

we've gotten the most information about their backstory in episode 57 i believe. at the time of Miko joining the team with Apollo and others (6 years before the current timeline) he was 15 and Apollo was (A WHOOPING) 23 (FUCKING) years old. doing the math, an 8 year age gap, which wouldn't be too terrible for colleagues, but it's been made obvious they're not just colleagues. now, as we've seen Miko could possibly have something going on where they require attention, validation, and compassion (and they deserve it, but not by someone 8 years older than them). and it's shown that Apollo very well could've seen this easily (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE HAS GOING ON, DOES HE JUST HAVE A THING FOR PEOPLE ALMOST 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM?!) and gave Miko what they needed, someone who what do these things with them and give them the attention and validation they wanted. we also see Apollo convincing Miko of certain things (that they're very mature for their age and not even forcing, but convincing Miko to kiss him, as well to not tell anyone else about their relationship).

in the most recent episode (episode 59 as I'm writing this) we see more of this manipulation and more implied child grooming, while yes, Miko could technically be around 20 or 21 now that still makes Apollo 28 or 29. i feel that we can't for sure determine if the relationship is fulling toxic (mostly because Miko simply wants someone to love them), but i think it has been made obvious that Apollo is purely using him for personal gain, AKA getting off on Miko whenever he feels like it.

in the end, i hope Miko can find someone who will truly love them and for fucks sake, someone around their age. <3

[fallenclan]

OHHH RAMKIT HAS MY WHOLE HEART... BLOWING YOU UP FOR CINDERKIT OTTERSLIP PARALLEL PANEL THE OTHER DAY ALSO!!!!! THEYRE BOTH IMMENSELY SWEET...

And ohhhh... Yewberry apprentice!! Purroud of him... Absolutely ADORE Thistlepaw also, their traits are incredibly endearing - ALSO LEFT THIS ASK SITTING FOR A DAY SO JUST SLIGHTLY OUTDATED BUT BOULDERSTEP EARLY GRADUATION? INCREDIBLY PROUD OF HIM FUCK YEAH :3 oh he's doing so well... It seems like he's acclimating okay after a moon, it's good to see. (AND he got the good kitsitter trait... Ue ue ue.)

BUT! The point of this ask. I like to imagine Boulder and Thistle might get on okay as both newcomers around the same age... Boulderstep trying to find his place in Fallenclan, having hailed from the clan they're at war with, Thistlepaw abandoned and having to find her place in a clan at all - I think the commonality would be a good bonding point! Boulder not having to worry as much about being scrutinized for his origins and any little differing quirks of clan culture, Thistle getting to share time with a peer going through a similar struggle - both were made to leave their homes, one way or another. Plus I think the ambitious trait could be a good foil to the gloomy one... Hehe. I just think they could be comrades

(Thistlepaw - gloomy - quick to make peace) (Boulderpaw - ambitious - active imagination - good hunter)

(^ forgot to get one for boulderstep but if I leave to I'll lose ask progress. Alas)

ALSO how is Yewberry doing with both kits and an apprentice simultaneously? Optional (squishing him)

(this one's kinda a mess apologies) (- 🐈‍⬛)

AA black cat im always so happy to get an ask from you. you have so many good thoughts

boulder and thistle WOULD BE and ARE best friends ever. you're so right the fact that they're both technically outsiders would be such a good bonding point for them,, AND they both joined so close together!! i feel like boulder would acclimate a little quicker since he's used to a clan life (albeit a different sort) and then could do a lot to help thistle acclimate as well. them <33

FUN FACT FOR YOU. exactly one moon after Boulder's apprentice ceremony his trait changed from ambitious to insecure,, little sad for him but also gets along well with Thistle's nervous trait. both silly shy little fellas who want to do the best for their new clan

YEW IS DOING WELL!! he's currently giving advice to someone but i wont post the screenshot because the cat is spoilers :) but looking at Thistle's history now that she's a warrior (im a few moons ahead) i think he did an excellent job. and he's close to both of his kits still! proud of him

[noobettes-little-box]

yay a spooky block tales review yippee

Chapter Three!!!!!!

as with the other 3, summary and review under the cut thing

don't read incase of spoilers

WARNING:

before we begin, this chapter includes abusive parents, generally depression references, death, multiple hands, multiple eyes, ducks, greed, loneliness, builderman, manipulation, even more eyes, mind control? kinda? i think that's technically what it is, gore? kinda? like just blood veins everywhere, and a kinda exposed heart.

these aren't shown here because i ran out of room

you have been warned i'm trying me best this chapter is a bit disturbing.

Summary:

starts where the last chapter ends you know the deal

go to shedletsky so he can yap

he is shocked that the voices went after anyone at all but hasn't gotten any distress signal from any other sword holders so tells us to go get the ghost walker, in his mansion, that he guards with "normal zombies"

he gives you a train ticket and sends you off

the conductor acts like i'm an important and cool person (which is true i am both those things) and then the chapter starts

after being let on the train you're told to go rest in room 4

seriously what was on that ticket

when you wake up the trains getting robbed

no big deal

after defeating them the conductor tells us to go save the engineer and stuff!! oh no!!

when we get there it turns out red, blue and noobador are also there!!!

turns out, noobador is actually the engineer!!!!!

and red and blue were beating up the bandits!

but then more bandits come, and blue is feeling a little tired

so we fight together!! wow!

red takes most of the credit, gives some to blue, then says i "did okay i guess"

ANYWAYS ABUSIVE PARENTS TIME

these guys suck they're like red and blue if they were stupid dumb idiots who need to be stabbed

also noobador is their uncle

anyways we kill them and then noobador apologizes for the prologue how nice of him

upon arriving in "spooksvile" red and blue thank us

i can now summon children whenever i want yay!

after most of walking we get to telamon's manor

nothing interesting happens except people being sad

you follow a butler into a portal and now there's ghost everywhere

oh hey it's that guy

he asks you to go grab ingredients for him, those being spiders and dust

then he asks for me to get a turkey.... and

well

after fighting the turkey you get the ghost potion!!! i forgot to take a screenshot it lets you avoid damage and go through stuff

kitchen wizard says not to touch the ghost walker because we'll die if we're not pure

then you find the hyper ball!!! it's just there!!! just for the taking!

the hyperball lets you ground pound i forgot to screenshot that too oops

after some walking, there it is! the ghost walker!!! right there!

i think i'm pretty pure and full of whimsy so... lemme just grab it and...

oh

oh hey we found builder man we can go home now

we are now stuck in the dream world and we have to fight our emotions in order to go home

first up is greed!

like the sin

they take stuff and they wants to take various parts of your body to play with and stuff

they have a move that takes away tix if it hits you

fun

they go down pretty easily

next up is solitude!!!

they're always watching... always...

the eyes follow you.. everywhere...

also something's wrong with builderman i guess i dunno that's just what they said but that's probably just so i didn't kill them

after getting solitude builderman says there is only one emotion left clouding our soul

fear

after killing fear, builderman congratulates us! but we can't move. and it's slowly revealed that builderman wasn't real. and it was a disguise for hatred

hatred takes complete control over your mind, leaving you alone, in this dangerous world that makes my eyes hurt

this world having the walls made of other souls that gave into hatred

hatred wants us to join in and give in to the hate

the battle is hard but i have a weapon so it doesn't matter

after leaving the dream world, Terry and Kitchen wizard yell at you. which is fair. though your souls is now completely pure, and you can touch the ghost walker without dying! yayy!!!!

review:

kinda inbetween chapter 1 and 2 honestly. first half is kinda boring, and it's one of the shorter chapters to come out it's only longer than the prologue, which is meant to be short. the interesting parts are way better than chapter 2, and the boring parts are better than chapter 1, but after chapter 2 having an event happen every few rooms, it's kinda hard to not rate this one down a bit. music is fucking awesome though solitude's theme is better than everything else in the game

okay that's the end of the reviews until chapter 4 is out

also i had to rewrite this because tumblr kept saying i had over 30 images in it but i didnt but it wouldn't let me save it anyway

[opheliajupiter99]

Random OUAW Thoughts

Okay so, gonna preface this by saying I haven't seen the most recent episodes, but due to the nature of people being excited and letting things slipping, I know a couple things about them.

The main thing I keep hearing is that they're starting to forget stuff, presumably from prolonged time in the Feywild - it's a pretty common side effect of living in Fae realms, that you lose track of time and start to forget even basic things, like your name or age.

So, if this little spoiler I've seen floating around is accurate, then I really hope Baron Samedi shows up soon, he's probably the only one that can save their asses at this point, and as much as he loves a good bit of cheating, I don't think he'd appreciate them running out on their deal on a technicality. Like how's it even a win if you only won cause the person forgot they made a deal?

If this is inaccurate, I apologize (though please don't explain why it's inaccurate until I'm caught up lol).

[lonesome-witching]

Okay time for another prompt for my Batman AU. This and the next 2 are technically all just the same prompt split into 3 because there’s just too much for two fics, let alone one, hence why it’s 3. And I also realised I’m putting too many ideas into a few of my prompts, so I thought this might make it a bit easier on you with the writing of it. I hope that’s okay. Also, forewarning: there is a lot of angst in these prompts.

Prompt part 1 of 3: Nancy is dead (don’t worry they’re superheroes, to them, death is the equivalent of getting a week off of work, she’ll be back. Also it’s inspired by a shitty Batman story, just thought it make for an interesting angsty fic btw), and Robin is really sad, and pissed. Cluemaster (who in case you forgot is a bootleg Riddler, and Nancy’s dad) is back to his criminal escapades and doesn’t even seem to acknowledge his daughter’s dead. So Robin attacks, and is just brutal, and careless. Eventually she gets overwhelmed by the goons, but is then saved another vigilante. Robin can’t tell who it is at first, but puts it to the side to deal with the criminals; but after they’re finished beating them up she notices that the other vigilante is wearing Nancy’s old Spoiler costume. The new Spoiler flees the scene, enraged Robin gives chase.

To Be Continued…

Again, I hope the splitting of the prompt was okay, it was just one idea I had that ballooned massively, and I’m trying to make it manageable, and, well, doable.

The first of these three parts is officially finished. I would like to apologize for the delay but things have been very very difficult. Please forgive me. I hope to get to the other two parts soon. But I can't make any promises.

Dead But Not Forgotten (Part 1/3)

Send me prompts

[chocolatespyro]

III 15 Spoilers

Ok gonna talk abt smth interesting related to what I saw someone else say here

(Not gonna say who because I don't want them to potentially be swarmed by the wrath of 1,000 angry cabby fans, apologies if this technically counts as vagueing another person)

But I feel like part of the issue regarding Cabby's files and how they fixed it this episode and why people are still upset (Episode 15 specifically) is that it was never going to have a satisfying and completely perfect fix. There's no way almost anyone was gonna be content after they pulled... that... back in 14.

I applaud them for at least trying and maybe I'm giving the writers way too much credit here, but it was at least better than Cabby disappearing or them not addressing the issue at all, even if I myself could easily nitpick within what they used as the solution to the issue.

I do think that the writers need to strive to be consistently better with representation in general, (like hiring sensitivity readers) but it's a step forward at least.

This isn't me just patting AE's back though, there's still a LOT they could do to make the series much more inclusive and overall fix a lot of their mistakes, and the shit that happened in Episode 14 isn't the only mistake they've made with disability and queer rep.

Overall, I'm cautiously hopeful they could start fixing other things that the fans are upset about, I'm also just hoping the whole Cabby thing now isn't a done deal because people like Test Tube still haven't apologized or even talked it out with her.

Maybe the writers could end up genuinely making really good rep too in the future if they learn how to write disabled and queer characters properly after listening to the fans, but who knows.

Just hoping for the best here, I guess.

EDIT: Also forgot to add this on but considering how Cabby's files have been demonized from the start the bandaid fix definitely won't be enough to reasonably fix the damage they did with how they wrote Cabby.

It's throughout the whole season. Considering how a queer rep character, Paintbrush, has been treated and how they only got a bandaid fix only for AE to make shitty marketable moves with them and booting them as soon as Bot came out during the third season… yeeaaaahhh.

People are reasonably skeptical. I'm not asking them to change the past, they just need to be genuinely more thoughtful and careful going forward.

[mischief-lies-and-stories]

Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight

I tried to get Thor: Tales of Asgard on one of my streaming sites, but it's unavailable (Google's a liar). But I did find this ridiculous Christmas special, and Christmas starts November 1 for me, so I'm gonna watch this and report back. My screenshots are not great quality, apologies in advance.

Spoilers for Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!

I hope I get some Frostiron fodder from this because I'm a fucking fool. [EDIT: I did not. :( ]

Oh fuck I forgot Thor is voiced by Travis Willingham

MATT MERCER IS CAP HOLY FUCK

Fuck hang on now I'm sidetracked by the voice actors. Okay, I just recognized Ironman because he always voices him. Captain Marvel was Delilah Blackwood in Vox Machina!!! Why are there so many Critical Role voice actors in here??!! And Loki is ALSO in Vox Machina what is happening?? The Avengers to Vox Machina/Critical Role pipeline is fucking bewildering y'all.

Reptil, why are you in civilian clothes?? The only hero stuff he has are his wings and I know nothing about him so I can't tell if they're organic or technical but either way they are the thinnest wings I've ever fucking seen. Listen to Cap and stay out of this. Your mentors couldn't even be bothered to suit you up as a precaution.

Who took the time to cross off "on duty"?? Was it Tony? I bet it was Tony.

Yes!!! My boi my love my darling is heeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!! (Caption by me, obvs)

Reptil, you don't have any armor!!!

Loki just called Reptil, "childasaurus" which was not funny at all but I definitely laughed because I'm fucked.

Oh no (not in a shipping way). I'm in tremendous danger of rooting for Loki throughout this movie.

"I'm trying to remember all the positives of a big hole in the sky. Nope. There are none." TONY STARK I'M CRYING.

CAPSICLE!!!

He. He just. I am not kidding, Cap just defeated the frost giant by kicking a shard of ice UP ITS ASS. LITERALLY cause of death: pegged too hard by Captain America. I can't even.

So Reptil gets hit in the head by the frost giant while trying to outfly the vortex caused by the portal. He gets knocked out, the frost giant goes into the portal, and the portal closes. And then IRONMAN TRIES TO YELL AT HIM TO WAKE HIM UP. YOU'VE GOT THOR WHO CAN FLY WITH MJOLNIR, STARK WHO CAN FLY, AND CAPTAIN MARVEL WHO CAN FLY all there on the beach, and NOT A ONE thinks to fly to his rescue. Hulk yells at him and he wakes up. What is this movie??

Ymir get off Loki's throne, you upstart!

Santa is part elf and part frost giant??!!

"Santa Claus is beloved, celebrated. Songs are sung in his name." Loki, I'll write a song for you.

Please I need just ONE episode of Loki where Tom Hiddleston has to say "The hunt is on for Santa Claus." Just one. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard come out of Loki's mouth. [We've gotten a Guardians Christmas special; gimme a Loki Christmas special, Marvel, I'm fucking begging you.]

Can we get this boy [Reptil] some other pants? These sweats are why he's tripping so much.

TONY why are you still in the suit while it's being washed? THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS A SHOWER.

"Hulk that's not shampoo." WAS IT REALLY FOOT CREAM TONY OR IS IT JUST THE PG ANSWER?

ROCKET FUCK YES SECOND FAVORITE SUPERHERO MY LOVE

Damn Loki's discovered outsourcing.

REPTIL SITTING ON HULK'S SHOULDERS IS SO CUTE

Loki: *puts a massive bounty on Santa's head and frames him for multiple crimes*

Thor: 'Tis merely a funny jest! My brother loves his pranks. Have I told you about the time he stabbed me?

"It isn't impossible if you believe." Reptil do not turn this into The True Meaning of Christmas: The Movie.

Okay I'll take some stony shit if we don't get frostiron.

Reptil aren't you a little... old to still believe in Santa?

Why does Santa live on the Candyland game board?

If this movie doesn't end with the Avengers and Loki exchanging presents around the Christmas tree because The True Meaning of Christmas led a LITERAL NORSE GOD to set aside his villainy for the day in the name of kindness and generosity and Christian cheer, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

TONY MEETING THE ELVES AND IMMEDIATELY LAYING INTO THE MICRO AGGRESSIONS, JESUS

Yeah why didn't you bring Thor? He wouldn't have been racist--actually I watched Thor 1, he absolutely would have.

"Time to separate the boys from the other boys." Captain Marvel I love you.

"Okay this is why I love it. You've heard of Santa, right?" HULK HE'S CENTRAL TO THE FUCKING PLOT, MAN

Reptil, aren't you cold in that t-shirt? Are you able to regulate your body heat?

Why is Loki's only power this damn scepter? Marvel, Stop De-powering Your Cunning God with a Talent for Magic Challenge

Why is Mount Jolly the only name you're using the English sound for the letter J with? Shouldn't it be Mount "Yolly"?

Is Loki's heart gonna grow three sizes? I hope so

"Go easy. We're on the same side." CAP you THREW A SHIELD at them. FIRST.

The b-plot is Thor and Hulk encouraging a random shop owner named Nick to steal Santa's identity (but like, the plot twist is 100% gonna be that he's pulling a Miracle on 34th Street and Nicky Boy is actually Santa).

"The greater the youth, the greater the truth." I CANNOT believe we've reduced (ha. reduced) the light elves to fucking Santa's helpers.

"Evil doesn't observe holidays." CAP. First of all, LAME. Second of all, Loki isn't evil. Third of all, IT'S BECAUSE LOKI ISN'T CHRISTIAN.

Okay so now that they're in the Arctic, Reptil is cold. Why wasn't he cold in the ice cave on Alfheim?

Cap just like waltzed into Santa's house. I don't think he even knocked.

Mrs. Claus drives like a Floridian retiree and she's almost given Rocket a heart attack twice

NOW THE AVENGERS ARE DRINKING SANTA'S COCOA WHEN HE'S NOT THERE

Cap has the SADDEST Christmas story ever.

I spoke too soon. Tony's is the saddest. Obviously he's in the "seeing is believing" camp.

ILLUSION MAGIC FINALLY

I have my new phone background.

I'M DYING. Loki's got Reptil and is holding the scepter to his head. And Cap is like, "You won't do it" and Loki's like, "Yes, I will!" And Thor's like, "End this madness, brother" and Loki's like, "Oh, I'm about to!" And THEN Reptil JUST! slips out under Loki's arm!! He wasn't even holding the kid that hard!!! I'M CACKLING

LISTEN. I've seen pandaredd's video about Santa. I know he's OP as all hell. I FORGOT. He just showed up and Loki fired magic (from the scepter AGAIN) at him. And he barely moved at all! He just swiped the magic away with the back of his hand like he was SHOOING A FLY. WHAT THE HELL

Loki: *gasps* You can control space-time.

Santa: And you can be nice, Loki.

I'M LOSING IT I'M CACKLING SO HARD I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE.

SANTA PLEASE SAY HE NEEDS TO GO HOME AND WRITE "I am very sorry for what I did to the Avengers" a hundred zillion times.

"The power of Santa Claus, all mine!" NEVER thought I'd hear a Loki say that

So far everything he's done with Santa's power he was already able to do. Use your imagination Loki, c'mon!

We packed the cheesy, obligatory Christmas movie lines into the last ten minutes.

Oh, and Groot turned into a fir tree somehow.

I should have saved this as a Christmas post.

[lilmissnatcat24]

ok yall in the past one (1) month i have:

moved an hour away to a new apartment with my boyfriend

had to stay on at my old job for a month, meaning an hour commute there and back (during which i locked myself out of my car one night while i was getting gas and had to pay a locksmith $150, yes i'm still salty)

took pto to make the wedding cake for my friends' wedding plus three other cakes for the guests (spoiler: they forgot to eat it, maybe like half of one of the cakes was actually consumed. i am also slightly salty about this as well)

got a sinus infection (which is current, rip)

celebrated my birthday (technically still today with about 30 minutes left, uneventful due to aforementioned sinus infection)

and in a week i'm doing a roadtrip with my parents to go visit my sister in texas (yes we are driving from columbus, ohio. yes that is 20 hours. no my mom refuses to fly despite multiple pleas and offers to get her high out of her mind. yes my father is the type of man to say we can only stop once every 8 hours to pee. i am questionable about the whole thing)

so suffice to say i haven't written anything in a month and i frankly have absolutely zero spoons leftover to give any mind into writing at the moment. which i know is shitty because i left off on a horrible cliffhanger, please accept my most sincere apologies.