#Anyway! Braincake!
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lavendelhummel · 9 months ago
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I hereby present a vegan alternative for human brain:
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Throwback to the time we were *almost* anatomically correct and made Brodmann jokes (brot=bread in German; brodmann=old dude (anatomist) who found histological differences in brain regions and called and named them after himself, with absolutely no clinical relevance but joke potential) with cake. (See that temporal lobe?! We did do the most important structures - seeing, moving, feeling should have been possible for cake-human!)
Recipe: make cinnamon rolls (yeast dough with a cinnamon-sugar-fat spread) and don't roll them put fold them in a bowl shaped mold, we used a wok pan. Ah plus my standard cheesecake sauce: juice starch and sugar. cook it, pour it, cool it (poor cake-human's bleeding is a bit big but hey)
also hand eating advised. I mean, take a fork if you want to but I think the brain eating should require hands
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Finally, a vegan alternative to human heart! Douse in ketchup and eat with your hands.
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braincakewashere · 2 years ago
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achack widow is mokoto tribe. coded. they claimed her when i pitched it as a little girl but shes implied in cherokee lore to be CHEIF which is soverign to a dead tribe.
enby way is ebony darkenss dementia raven way scrubbed as goth rather then scene which is new age goth in how shes drawn, sorry for my review it gets as director the stuff i review made into shit, but i have to give criitque or it will flog.
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ah bellatrix the real heromine. anyways reincarntion is wack cus if you pay attention to jewish lore shinlers list obvious sufregets jk rwoling is clearly a spy for the left part for lacey green such as myself- braxton
anyways i love writing these out order it looks like your fuking right wing there that is that shit just with race shit you dumb fuck- warlock
nah -braxton
whatever liberal -warlock
"guys can we please stop writing tumblr posts of out order and get back to teh cool shit"
half these vids arent made -zone
"they will be"
okay god! -brick
"azzy is character"
you just dont remember your upbringing adam this is the directors ntoes. whats your pitch for the show.
goth hermonie granger as a death eater infilitrating male coded gypsteys which is reclaimetion fo the slur noko which means half black pretty witch as an adaption of sherlock holmes study in pink with marvel chese until a certain episode episode 3 of a minifseries length where we cut in half or re-edit for context to fit the whole quotea where ebony is emo and male and wearing a girls neckalce as a form of vampiric lindesy ellis stlye death love or tranfomers megan fox but not written to be a babe written to be lik erealy deranged and then it turns just autsitic and a girl in disugise. but shes not implied to be shes impleid to be crossdressing as a god or like detecgive and it should be an adpation of the myth of ariel which their were alot of irish stories and i know them, their not all mermaids this is a transgender corssdresr which is like a transman he him lesbian you just want girl clothes and girl roles as epiteme of toxic masculinity the good version so like. bascially happy 14th birthdat o me
"we know your samantah "time travleed"
i serisouly hae a world whole and berumuta in my chest anyways
"okay dazai"
anyways um this would be under dark academia so she is the fish out of water mary sue as a dean whinchester type but emo hair and clothes here are my refernces from modern day.
"theirs nothing there"
"ill edit it in when this sceduled in our notes, at steins gate, and then theirs this nice guy who knows about does as a mutation and wants to paint our reicnaritons which we will give the braincake guy and oh i want snow the salts queens vlogs quoted and refed cus shes my girlfreind but doesnt know im skylar
[YOUR FUKIG SKYLAR ADAM1] YOUR INTO BESTIALITY]
"on emphatomize im curios okay anyways so thats the pitch give it hbo or wattpad studio we got bed bugs in the dorm and hire this staff midway, i know theyll all quit mid on but try to please draco like ajohnie dep type and the ginger girl i knew on that trip in highschool oh and have the ending be aliens after martohonign roswell steven universe steins gate tookyou ghoul and x files my real life and imply that aliens are just farries like in teh tehcnon show were wering on"
[okay samantha]
"thats female here"
[it means lucifer amaymon]
"plase stop its lucifer ezikiel"
[okay]
"so yeah thats the pitch. free to steal. all my pitches are public domain. im coypright nut you cant copyright an idea
[you should apologize to suit he was helping you]
"okay then give me copyright of sjwresponds"
[nevermind soundboy nevermind]
-staff notes from a transcript online and dejavu localized to more american sounding shit
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