#Ansalong

[inbarfink]

[godblesslilystcyr]

some of these are highly debatable…

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Columbia: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’… Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Janet: Synonyms are weird, cause if you invite somebody to your cottage in the forest it sounds all cute and cosy, but if you invite them to your cabin in the woods they think they're gonna die.

Ricky: yeah, one of my favourites is trying to explain the different between buttdial and booty call.

Nation: *sighs* it's called connotations.

Ansalong: hey, try this one on for size. The difference between "forgive me father for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"

Janet: wha-

Cosmo: ok the English language is cancelled for today, thank you!

[little-whats-her-name]

It's giving Ansalong and Nation

[glitterglxss]

Ansalong (at Victor and Victoria's wedding): Well, we don't need anything old or blue, I just shoved Nell into her corset.

[glitterglxss]

@x-harley-girl-x

Shock Treatment, 1981, dir. Jim Sharman

[saintlaurentproblems]

I can just imagine the uproar and backlash Selena would get if she posted the same photo Bella just posted on her stories. They’d be like she has a “victim complex” and how much of a “pick me” she is

Might be mixed reactions

[inbarfink]

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Ansalong: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like I’m horny for halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin. you feel?

Nation: Do you mean excited?

[little-whats-her-name]

Cosmo: It's not like anyone's saying we're pro murder -

Nurse Ansalong: Actually I've been getting a few calls asking your position on murder

Nation: I hope you said that we're against it

Nurse Ansalong: I said "I don't know, but I'll check!" 😊

[broadwaydivastournament]

Movie Musical Divas Tournament: Round 1

"Little Nell" Campbell (1953-): The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975 - Columbia | Lisztomania (1975 - Olga) | Shock Treatment (1981 - Nurse Ansalong)

"I've been in love with Little Nell since I was 15" - anonymous

Whoopi Goldberg (1955- ): Sister Act (1992) - Deloris Van Cartier | Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993) - Deloris Van Cartier | Cinderella (1997) - Queen Constantina

"go watch sister act!! I feel like people know that Whoopi is funny and can act but forget that she can SING too!!" - anonymous

This is Round 1 of the Movie Musical Divas tournament. Additional polls in this round may be found by searching #mmround1, or by clicking the link below. Add your propaganda and support by reblogging this post.

ADDITIONAL PROPAGANDA AND MEDIA UNDER CUT: ALL POLLS HERE

Nell Campbell:

Photos and video submitted by: anonymous

Whoopi Goldberg:

Photos and video submitted by: anonymous

[toopunktofuck]

I would accept a Haldol injection if

this was the nurse

someone tell me why Brad getting haldol’d in the neck by rik mayall himself in shock treatment is one of the most relatable moments in film for me

[crims0nghozt]

the mckinleys are such interesting characters. like the only way i can describe them is stretchy like cartoon characters or something

honestly i just want a spinoff series with them, bert, ansalong, and ricky getting into various hijinks

or something like the office but with dentonvale

[inbarfink]

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Fun fact fun fact fun fact! Nation eating the lemon was unscripted, Patricia is very please with herself for that one little move 😁

Favorite Shock Treatment Moments

Janet's backless strapless little black dress

The whole "Shock Treatment" scene

"Hi Brad! I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am!! :D"

Bert being Bert aka the gay Transvestite

Nation being excited

"Does this bird belong to you?"

The whole Lullaby sequence/filming

"This could be worse than the old series" "In the old series we never had a convertible"

Cosmo and Nation being incest royalty

Nation being a queen like she is

Everytime someone said "Hoopla"

Betty flipping her ex off

The way Bert pretended he was blind

Nation eating the lemon from Janet

Out of all people it was Betty that hot wired the convertible

The scenery in "Looking for Trade"

Cosmo and his whip

Ansalong's agent

Everytime Richard, Patricia, or Barry would appear on screen

The fact that Cliff played both Brad and Farley

The whole Bitchin in the Kitchen scene