#Ansalong

[inbarfink]

[godblesslilystcyr]

some of these are highly debatable…

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Columbia: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’… Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Janet: Synonyms are weird, cause if you invite somebody to your cottage in the forest it sounds all cute and cosy, but if you invite them to your cabin in the woods they think they're gonna die.

Ricky: yeah, one of my favourites is trying to explain the different between buttdial and booty call.

Nation: *sighs* it's called connotations.

Ansalong: hey, try this one on for size. The difference between "forgive me father for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"

Janet: wha-

Cosmo: ok the English language is cancelled for today, thank you!

[little-whats-her-name]

It's giving Ansalong and Nation

[glitterglxss]

Ansalong (at Victor and Victoria's wedding): Well, we don't need anything old or blue, I just shoved Nell into her corset.

[saintlaurentproblems]

I can just imagine the uproar and backlash Selena would get if she posted the same photo Bella just posted on her stories. They’d be like she has a “victim complex” and how much of a “pick me” she is

Might be mixed reactions

[broadwaydivastournament]

Movie Musical Divas Tournament: Round 1

"Little Nell" Campbell (1953-): The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975 - Columbia | Lisztomania (1975 - Olga) | Shock Treatment (1981 - Nurse Ansalong)

"I've been in love with Little Nell since I was 15" - anonymous

Whoopi Goldberg (1955- ): Sister Act (1992) - Deloris Van Cartier | Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993) - Deloris Van Cartier | Cinderella (1997) - Queen Constantina

"go watch sister act!! I feel like people know that Whoopi is funny and can act but forget that she can SING too!!" - anonymous

This is Round 1 of the Movie Musical Divas tournament. Additional polls in this round may be found by searching #mmround1, or by clicking the link below. Add your propaganda and support by reblogging this post.

ADDITIONAL PROPAGANDA AND MEDIA UNDER CUT: ALL POLLS HERE

Nell Campbell:

Photos and video submitted by: anonymous

Whoopi Goldberg:

Photos and video submitted by: anonymous

[crims0nghozt]

the mckinleys are such interesting characters. like the only way i can describe them is stretchy like cartoon characters or something

honestly i just want a spinoff series with them, bert, ansalong, and ricky getting into various hijinks

or something like the office but with dentonvale

[despairoftheendless]

Shock treatment for the fandom ask thing :3

Favorite character: Nation and Cosmo and Janet 😌

Least Favorite character: Janet's homophobic father

Character I find most attractive: Nation

Character I would marry: Janet, Nation is spoken for. Also maybe Betty cuz she needs a real man like me. Also Nurse Ansalong she's a baddie

Character I would be best friends with: I think I'd get on with Nation and Cosmo, if not Janet and Betty

A random thought: this movie needs more men in corsets that's all I'm gonna say

An unpopular opinion: hmm, my hc that this isn't the same Brad and Janet from RHPS, they just have the same names

My canon OTP: These fucking freaks are so uscore

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Brad's kinda in this one tbh

Non-canon OTP: I wanna see what happens if you put Farley Flavors in a room with Frank

Pairing I am not a fan of: Janet can be better than Brad I dare say

[inbarfink]

[reeselovesfoblog]

Introduction ✨

Hi! My name is Reese and as you can tell I’m a self shipper lol. I love these guys and they love me :3

PRIMARY F/O’S! DO NOT INTERACT IF WE SHARE THEM! (Purple means they’re REALLY special to me ;-;):

Riff Raff (Rocky Horror Show) (Tag: 🔫I’m your new commander, you now are my prisoner)

Magenta (Rocky Horror Show) (Tag: ☠️ When shall we return to Transylvania?!)

(Let me clarify. DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE A RIFFGENTA SHIPPER! I ship my s/i with them both but they are NOT dating each other in my head! THEY’RE BROTHER AND SISTER FFS!)

MAIN F/O! I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN’T INTERACT WITH ME IF WE SHARE THEM UNLESS WE ARE MUTUALS/FRIENDS BUT I WON’T SEND HATE TO YOU IF WE SHARE DW (Purple means they’re REALLY special to me ;-;):

Penny Pocket (Balamory) (Tag: ➕ Count on me, one two three!)

Rudi (Me Too!) (Tag: 🥔 The market is a wonderful place!)

Louie (Me Too!) (Tag: 🎺 I wouldn’t have a cup of coffee on this buffet car for all the tea in china)

SECONDARY F/OS: YOU CAN INTERACT IF YOU ARE WITH THEM, THEY DESERVE BITCHES:

Mickey Altieri (Scream 2) (Tag: 🔪It's a perfect example of life imitating art imitating life)

Honey Lemon (Big Hero 6) (Tag: ⚗️ WOO! Now THAT'S a chemical reaction!)

Cosmo McKinley (Shock Treatment) (Tag: 🧠 With neurosis in perfusion)

Nation McKinley (Shock Treatment) (Tag: 💉 And psychosis in your soul)

Rick (The Young Ones) (Tag: 🛼 What have you done, turned it into a roller disco?)

Rest Home Ricky (Shock Treatment) (Tag: 📷 Young male intern, tall and handsome)

Raymond (Me Too!) (Tag: 🚝 I’ll do a trick and make the journey quick)

Tina (Me Too!) (Tag: 🚕 People wave me down in my pretty pink taxi)

Mickey John (Me Too!) (Tag: 📚 School Day Work Away)

QUEERPLATONIC PARTNER! SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!!!

Bobby (Me Too!) (Tag: 🚎 Ready to dazzle the day away!)

FAMILY, THESE GUYS ARE MY FAMILY, I LOVE THEM PLATONICALLY <3:

Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th) (mom)

Miss Honey (Matilda) (mom)

Miss Hoolie (Balamory) (mom)

Edie McCredie (Balamory) (aunt)

Gale Weathers/Riley (Scream) (Aunt)

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) (Brother)

Amanda Young (Saw) (Sister)

Columbia (Rocky Horror Show) (Sister)

Nurse Ansalong (Shock Treatment) (Sister)

Musa (Winx Club) (Sister)

Casey Becker (Scream) (Sister)

Noel Gruber (Ride The Cyclone) (Cousin)

Constance Blackwood (Ride The Cyclone) (Cousin)

Neil (The Young Ones) (Brother)

Matilda (Matilda. All versions) (Sister)

Mo (Horrible Histories 2011) (Daughter)

Stitch (Horrible Histories 2001) (Son)

Whyatt/Super Why (Super Why) (Son)

Pig/Alpha Pig (Super Why) (Son)

Red Riding Hood/Wonder Red (Super Why) (Daughter)

Princess Pea/Princess Presto (Super Why) (Daughter)

Lisa (Me Too!) (Stepdaughter)

Jack (Me Too!) (Stepson)

Rebecca (Me Too!) (Stepdaughter)

Kai (Me Too!) (“Nephew”) (or whatever you call your QPPs kid)

MY DEAR FRIENDS:

Tecna (Winx Club)

Helia (Winx Club)

Flora (Winx Club)

Hiro Hamarda (Big Hero 6)

Gogo (Big Hero 6)

Wasabi (Big Hero 6)

Fred (Big Hero 6)

Baymax (Big Hero 6)

Tatum Riley (Scream)

Sidney Prescott (Scream)

Randy Meeks (Scream)

Derek Feldman (Scream)

Jill Roberts (Scream)

Kirby (Scream)

Michael Myers (Halloween)

Eddie (Rocky Horror Show)

Rocky (Rocky Horror Show)

Brad Majors (Rocky Horror Show/Shock Treatmenr)

Janet Weiss/Majors (Rocky Horror Show/Shock Treatment)

Frank N Furter (Rocky Horror Show)

Neely Pritt (Shock Treatment)

Betty Hapschatt (Shock Treatment)

Judge Oliver Wright (Shock Treatment)

Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg (Ride The Cyclone)

Mischa Bachinski (Ride The Cyclone)

Ricky Potts (Ride The Cyclone)

Jane Doe/Penny Lamb (Ride The Cyclone/Legoland)

Luigi (Mario)

Daisy (Mario)

Vyvenne (The Young Ones)

Mike Thecoolperson (The Young Ones)

Granny Murray (Me Too!)

Dr Juno (Me Too!)

Chuck (Me Too!)

Nurse Hendry (Me Too!)

Suzie Sweet (Balamory)

Archie (Balamory)

Spencer (Balamory)

Josie Jump (Balamory)

(More to be added if I can remember more :3)

BASIC RULES:

1. No proshippers -_-

2. No bigotry

3. No being fucking weird

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Ansalong: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like I’m horny for halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin. you feel?

Nation: Do you mean excited?

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Quick observation I've just made:

In Lullaby from Shock Treatment some of the rooms are padded while others are not. Nation & Cosmos and Ansalong & [?]'s are blank while Janet and Berts are the typical padded walls you'd find in an asylum. Janet's is kind of to be expected since she's staying in a patient room while Brad is in dentonvale but why is Bert's room padded? Is he mad? Does he not have an assigned room? Does he ever actually sleep or does he just pop into a random room and pretend to since we never actually see him get ready for bed? I'd love to hear ideas if anyone sees this.

[little-whats-her-name]

Cosmo: It's not like anyone's saying we're pro murder -

Nurse Ansalong: Actually I've been getting a few calls asking your position on murder

Nation: I hope you said that we're against it

Nurse Ansalong: I said "I don't know, but I'll check!" 😊

[dtv-at-the-frankenstein-place]

“It’s not like anyone’s actually in charge of anything around here.” - Nurse Ansalong to Nation

Composing herself for a second to comprehend the sentence she had just heard so she wouldn’t smack Nurse Ansalong across the head, Nation took some deep breaths. In for four, hold for seven, out for eight she told herself as she copied said breathing pattern. When she finally felt herself cool down a little, so she wouldn’t resort to violence, Nation fixed up her shirt, plastered a fake smile on her face and turned to her colleague.

“Are you sure about that nurse?” She asked in a sickeningly sweet sugary voice that one would use to talk to a child. Messing with her hands, she blinked as quick as she could, her fake smile growing bigger as she looked Nurse Ansalong in the eye, standing up straight. Nation looked around her office before walking over to the tv, tap tap tap she heard her footsteps go as switched to DTV, and thankfully for her, a Farley Flavours commercial played. Nation’s expression went deadpan as what she presumed was the motto rang across the room. First and foremost, Farley Flavor's fabulous fast foods feed and fortify families for a fabulous future.

“And no one’s in charge? That’s what you are saying?” She asked, tapping her finger against the counter as she sharpened her voice a little. “No one’s in charge at all Nurse Ansalong? I think you may be mistaken! Why don’t we try that again, hmm?” She forced her voice to go back to the sickeningly sweet one from earlier as she gently patted Nurse Ansalong on the shoulder.

Surely the nurse won’t mess up this time, Nation thought to herself. Nurse Ansalong HAD to know that yes, there was a guy very much in charge here. And his name was Farley Flavours. Who did she think gave her this job? Did she just presume it came out of nowhere? Rolling her eyes, Nation finally looked up at Nurse Ansalong, trying to look her in the eyes with her sickly sweet smile, messing with her hands.

“So, can you tell me who is in charge nurse?”