#Annie Sabel

[fatefought]

nobody's daughter

here is a shortened collection of annie clara cresta's journal entries. though there are many, these are just snipbits pertaining to the relationships she shares with her birth parents, among other topics. there is an emphasis on her mother: sable. though many of cresta's entries tend to be hopeful and happy, these lot are not.

anxiety, faked pregnancy, child abandonment, ptsd, implied violence, pregnancy, gaslighting tw! if i am missing any, please let me know.

06/07/58

deer diary,

i met mama to day. she said to call her sabel sable. i don't know why. i tried to give her a hug. she did not like that. gran says i met her before. i do not remembur. why can i not? i think i look like her. i do not look like dad. i see dad a lot more. he comes by sumtimes. he looks like pops. i do not look like pops. i love pops AND gran. they love me to. i love dad and sybell sable. i hop they love me to.

- annie clara

08/15/61

dear diary,

sable came by today. it's been a while since she last has. grandma didn't tell me that she would be visiting, for some reason. it's unfair of her to do that. they looked at me like i was some ghost, even though aggie got pale like one. she shushed me and sent me to my room. what use was that? i put my ear to my door. neither of them were happy. no, they were yelling. all i hear about anymore is the academy, and it was no different now.

i was starting to believe that sable just doesn't care about or for me. and yet, she seemed torn apart over the fact that i wasn't signed up for the academy. no, i don't want to take part in it. caspian joined last fall, and he's gotten so rough. he's not the boy i once knew. still, it's nice to know that sable does care.

she doesn't care about my dad though. or at least, i would never speak of those i have a fondness for the way she speaks of him. she called him pathetic, and worries that i'll be cursed like him. i feel so conflicted about it all. but hey, my mom cares right?

sincerely,

annie clara

08/03/62

dear diary,

four is ablaze as of late. the latest victor of the games is from our shores. he's young, too young to have endured what he has. he's all beaming smiles though as far as i've seen. everyone is as of late. cas is so wide eyed at the thought of becoming finnick odair one day. it turns out that a winner brings prosperity to all the district. the market is alive more than ever. but in the busle of it all, i find a peaceful quiet amongst maintaining the corners of pops, may he rest in peace, and grandma's place.

i don't think grandma is gonna let me back there for a while though. sable swung by. she filled her basket aplenty. i had assumed her keep had been vaster this season. aggie has a phrase she uses about assumptions. i've told you it before, no use repeating it now. sable told me how rough it had been lately for her. she's pregnant apparently. her and mazin are excited, she told me. sable couldn't afford what she carried. pops, may he rest in peace, would turn a blind eye for most when something like this happened. hell, grandma does it too. why was she mad at the thought of me helping out a family? my own brother or sister?

regardless, i guess my nose will be in you more than ever since i've been banished. grandma's words, not mine. that and the paperbacks i find around the house.

sincerely,

annie clara

08/04/62

dear diary,

the sun hasn't risen over the horizon yet. and yet, the tears that peck away at my eyes do not make them heavy. why did sable not want me, but looked so happy now? is it hard to love me - impossible even? i see so many with parents who love them unconditionally. divina, cade, caspian - the list can go on and on.

what is it about me?

sincerely,

annie clara

01/30/66

dear diary,

fletcher is beginning to feel like a brother, but a very distant one. i'm not sure what makes a father, but i'm tired trying to find one out of him. i would like to spend time with him though. he comes in flurries, the ones sailors say they see this time of year when they trek through chilly lochs towards district seven. grandma is kinder to him than sable, but she doesn't seem to have the ability to feign warmth. pops, may he rest in peace, was the one who could. i'd hear people say: where you stand with marcin, you could never be sure; aggie either wanted you around or made it known otherwise.

i wonder if fletcher resents me. my birth effectively stole his life. i live a good life; i'm warm, fed - happy. would he have a life with sable if it hadn't been for me? sometimes he speaks of her and their long, lost friend. the games took him. a man from twelve more specifically, apparently.

his eyes get misty whenever his friend gets brought up. it's like watching pops, may he rest in peace, cry with how much they resemble each other. i hate the sight, it rips my beating heart. so i avoid that talk. i think grandma would have preferred that topic over sable. silence flooded the room when i asked about her child. there was never one. not any of the times when i allowed for goods to be snuck out of the market for them.

at least, she looked well. at least, she looked happy. makes sense, life must be a blessed one without me.

sincerely,

annie

09/27/70

dear diary,

hello dear friend. you've been hearing from me non-stop. apologies for the erraticism; it's hard to make sense of it all anymore. if everything isn't blaring, then it is layed in a haze that exists around me. but as terrifying as the latter is, at least there's some peace around me. not in my head nor thoughts, but i'm afraid the devastation of the arena will eat away at that forever.

i think i'm doing a terrible job when i attempt to hide the reality. my return to home brought fanfare like finnick odair's, but there's something else. i'm not deaf to the whispers or the judgements. sometimes, i yearn for that though. people question my sanity. they're not alone. i do too.

divina has made their way to my new home many times over. i appreciate the company. my blood house and the nearby shorelines are peaceful - at least compared to all else. i can tell they're trying to comfort me; my neighbors have done similarly, as has grandma. still, sometimes divina's soft-spoken, well intended words throw me.

sable lives locally, unlike fletcher. why did div feel the need to recount what they've overheard from my mother? i'm an embarrassment. my performance left something to be desired, it seems. we don't share a name, not first nor last. perhaps far fewer would even know the bloodline we share, if only we wouldn't see the other staring back when we looked in the mirror. her worry was founded, i'm afraid. i'm pathetic - like fletcher.

i hope i don't demand too much from you as of late, friend. until the arena, i had never bothered reading you back. now it feels like i'm desperate to find the girl i once was within your very pages. i fear that she's gone, and the mess that remains is a burden.

i miss caspian, like many others, i'm sure.

sincerely,

annie

02/01/71

dear diary,

the moon takes residence amongst the stars at the moment. i'm not sure whether the breeze is predominantly salty or brisk. either way, i do not mind. both awaken my senses; both make me know that i am here. i have given you a break, one that you very much deserved. nowadays i cannot make sense of what goes on in my mind, let alone put them to paper anymore. i used to write about happiness often, i'm sorry it has changed as of late. it's terribly ungrateful to be this way, when i still get to see my breath in the february air.

is all i do anymore is complain? that's what i will continue to do here. i saw sable as i closed the market this evening. grandma is not in favor of me returning so soon. it's not often that i assert myself when it comes to her. and with good reason, i trust grandma. nevertheless, i can get lost in the repetition in restocking, similarly as i can get consumed in trying to count every cloud when i melt away at the beach.

few things are crystal anymore. but my mother knows how to stop my chest from falling or rising, like she controls my lungs herself. i used to think about this moment, stomach the courage to ask about the lies. but those inquiries were wiped from forefront as she starts talking about what she's entitled to. she brought me into the world; my athleticism comes from her. my blubbering questions her reputation to those who know we're linked. the damned fool i am, i don't even realize it's about the blood money. fletcher already asked in the fall. i feed into both. i have more than i need nowadays anyways.

i am unsure whether i will tell grandma about this exchange. and with how things have gone recently, who even knows if i will even remember it in a week's - month's - year's time?

sincerely,

annie

(edit: 06/10/75)

sable comes by a couple times a year now. the end goal is always the same. the conversation is shorter. the price is always the same: a small sum and a chipped part of my soul. why am i like this?

05/18/74

dear diary,

the spring has been beautiful, like the man who lays beside me basking in the sun. water cascades and gently flows outside the boat, as we slowly coast away from shore. finn's hands, ones who i've grown so familiar with, remain steady on growing bump. not a day goes by where i'm not blown away at the situation and how we've come here. there's no one i would rather start a family with. he'll be the most incredible father to our baby. i know this from the very core of my being.

i love our little guppy more and more everyday. as terrifying as our world remains and the circumstances that might very well happen, my love for them is something that i am certain of. but yet, i worry. neither sable or fletcher raised me, but what if i'm no better than them. what if it's as simple as nature? what if they felt the way i do now, and none of that mattered? i want more than anything to be better, but what if i am fundamentally incapable of doing so?

i never want my child to feel the way i did. and in regards to their daddy, i know finn will never make our son or daughter feel that way. with all that i can muster, i pray that i never do as well.

sincerely,

annie

07/04/74

dear diary,

caspian is just a few weeks old, and snow has ripped his father away. i'm not sure which is more heartbreaking: the way finn could not hide his despair at leaving our family or the way i see my sweet son's eyes trying to see where his daddy is? they match finn's. i believe that it's a first testament showing that he'll continue to inherent the best parts of his daddy. though in truth, there's no part of finnick that i do not adore. i just hope cas gets more of him than that of me.

but my time and care is something that i can give heaps of to my little man. i refuse to take it for granted. not when my world shifted the first time i held him; not when finnick, who would want nothing more, is carted away from heaven to a deep, foreign layer of hell. i will tell him all about caspian's day tonight when he gets into the city. i wish my memory was photographic as to not spare a single detail. i wish i could paint it into finn's mind, like he was able to see it himself. right now, our son is resting peacefully, taking one of many naps. i hope his existence remains as serene as it is during his earliest days. one can dream, no?

i once worried that i would become like sable and fletcher. that's no longer a concern. and in moments like this, sometimes i wonder if maybe the situation wasn't my fault though the sentiment is always short-lived.

sincerely,

annie

03/14/75

dear diary,

i hadn't intended on introducing fletcher - nor sable - to cas. in fact, the thought of them rejecting him pains me much more than their lack of acknowledgement of me ever could. though fletcher did as he does best, which was come around unexpectedly. agatha attempted to dismiss him and send him away, but the damage was done. and while my darling, sweet boy was oblivious and cheerily smiling, his mother felt her heart lodged deep within her throat.

finn isn't thrilled either, and i don't blame him for that. my difficulty when it comes to setting boundaries isn't on him. i wish i could just utilize the advice him or agatha have given me over the years. the thought of saying no to him - and sable too - brings me back to when i was just a few years older than caspian. young annie clara's want for her parents' love felt like a need. one that would never be met.

finn wants me to talk to fletcher, and express inflexible measures. i'm nervous. but at the same, maybe it'll be easier than others. other times were just me. this impacts my family - the most important man and boy in my life. doing right by them for them feels incredibly less daunting. wish me luck, old friend.

sincerely,

annie

(edit: 03/16/75)

fletcher agreed. he expressed regrets and a want to mend things. time will tell. i have to keep telling myself that, or the unrealistic expectation will be like a blade slicing through scar tissue in my back. like it always does; like it always has. the only relief comes from the fact that sable lives unaware. i cannot be sure that she wouldn't hold my son's life against me, and put someone truly innocent in merciless path of harm's way.

09/75

we start anew, old friend. with how violence and new normals surround panem, i would not be surprised if you are nothing but charred remains in four once i return home. and for that, i won't shed tears. there's so much more at stake after all. the war is far from over.

materials are scarse so words must be too. finn and cas: they're alive. we're together once more, and hopefully to remain until i hold no air in my lungs. agatha, mags, nat, cadie, katniss, sterling, jo, beetee - even more are safe within thirteen. thea, cece, peeta, enobaria, & amara survived the cells. fletcher made it out apparently, as i've been told. i hope mr. leatworth and sable are safe within four, and many others too.

i'm not sure who to trust in all of this anymore, but the man i love and my darling son are here. and regardless of how things may turn out, at least my little family will be together throughout.

- a.c.c.

[desertthorn]

Amazing work by Annie Sabel.

[tom--22--felton]

Who's the lady in the blue dress?

Emma Keith and David Sabel, winners of the Commendation for Exceptional Theatre Making During Lockdown award, pose with presenters Lizzie Annis (L) and Tom Felton in the Winners room at the 31st Annual Critics' Circle Theatre Awards at The Ham Yard Hotel on April 3, 2022 in London, England.

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funny and fake names

this list of fake names was compiled for humor. i do not take any responsibi;ty if these names cause you any trouble, A Aaron Thetires (Air in the tires) Aaron C. Reskew (Air & sea rescue) Abe Rudder (Hey brother) Achilles Punks (I'll kill these punks) Adam Bomb (Atom bomb) Adam Meway (Out of my way) Adam Sapple (Adam's apple) Adolf Oliver Nipples (Ate off all of her nipples) Ahmed Adoodie (I made a doodie - from The Simpsons) Al B. Zienya (I'll be seeing you) Al Beback (I'll be back) Al DePantzeu (I'll de-pants you) Al E. Gator (Alligator) Al Gore-Rhythm (Algorithm) Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass) Al Killeu (I'll kill you) Al Koholic (Alcoholic - as used in The Simpsons) Al Legance (Allegiance) Al Ligorie (Allegory) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alan Quay (Allen key) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll ---- anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Barster (Alabaster) Ali Bye (Alibi) Alice Tikband (Elastic band) Alice Well (All is well) Alicia Sober (At least you're sober) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina - as seen in Austin Powers) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A man to be reckoned with) Amanda Lay (A man to lay) Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss - used in The Simpsons) Amanda Sol DeWork (A man does all the work) Amos Kittow (A mosquito) Amy Stake (A mistake) Ana L. Beads (Anal beads) Andy Gravity (Anti-gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Andy Tover (Hand it over) Andy Waywego (And away we go) Andy Wineriss (And the winner is) Angus Macoatup (Hang us my coat up) Anita Bang (I need a bang) Anita Bath (I need a bath - from The Simpsons) Anita Man (I need a man) Anita Goodchit (I need a good Shakespeare) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Calsox (Ankle socks) Ann Jyna (Angina) Ann Natome (Anatomy) Ann Tartica (Antarctica) Ann Teek (Antique) Ann Tenner (Antenna) Anna Daptor (An adaptor) Anna Gram (Anagram) Anna Kronism (Anachronism) Anna Larm (An alarm) Anna Linjection (Anal injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Notherting (And another thing) Anna Prentice (An apprentice) Anna Rack (Anorak) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne Arkey (Anarchy) Anne Dryer (Hand dryer) Anne Kersaway (Anchors away) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Anne Yewelevent (Annual event) Annette Head (A net head) Annette Kurtain (A net curtain) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody home) Annie Mah (Enema) Annie Versary (Anniversary) Anita Braig (I need a break) Archie Pelago (Archipelago) Ariel Hassle (A real hassle) Arnie Dadrink (I need a drink) Arthur Chance (Half the chance) Arthur Rightus (Arthritis) Artie Choke (Artichoke) Arty Fischel (Artificial) Aunt Chovy (Anchovy) Aunty Biotic (Anti-biotic) Avery Niceman (A very nice man) Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a moron) B Barb Dwyer (Barbed wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barbara Seville (Barber of Seville) Barbie Dahl (Barbie doll) Barnaby Wild (Born to be wild) Barry Armeford (Barrier method) Barry Cuwder (Barracuda) Barry D'Alive (Buried alive) Barry D. Hatchet (Bury the hatchet) Barry O'Reefer (Barrier reef) Barry Shmelly (Very smelly) Bart Ender (Bartender) Baxter D. Wall (Backs to the wall) Bea O'Problem (B.O. problem - used in The Simpsons) Bea Sting (Bee sting) Beau Vine (Bovine) Ben Anas (Bananas) Ben Crobbery (Bank robbery) Ben Crumpsy (Bankruptcy) Ben DeToy (Bendy toy) Ben Dinrode (Bend in road) Ben Dover (Bend over) Ben Lyon (Been lying) Ben O'Drill (Benadryl) Ben Thair (Been there) Ben Tubble (Bent double) Ben Zeen (Benzene) Bennie Factor (Benefactor) Bertha DeBluse (Birth of the blues) Bess Twishes (Best wishes) Bessy Ality (Bestiality) Betty Bangzer (Bet he bangs her) Betty Beatzer (Bet he beats her) Betty Diddint (Bet he didn't) Betty Humpter (Bet he humped her) Betty Woant (Bet he won't) Bev Ridge (Beverage) Bill Board (Billboard) Bill Dersyard (Builders yard) Bill Ding (Building) Bill Leeake (Belly Ache) Bill Lowney (Bologna) Bjorn Dajoak (Born to joke) Bjorn Free (Born free) Bo Nessround (Bonus round) Bob Frapples (Bob for apples) Bob Gerunkel (Bob's your uncle) Bowen Arrow (Bow and arrow) Boyd Schidt (Bird Shakespeare) Brandon Iyon (Branding iron) Brice Tagg (Price tag) Brighton Early (Bright and early) Briony Points (Brownie points) Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge) Brooke Ennail (Broken nail) Bruce Dapples (Bruised apples) Bud Weiser (Budweiser) Burnedette Down (Burnt it down) C Cal Culator (Calculator) Cal Efornia (California) Cal Seeium (Calcium) Candice B. DePlace (Can this be the place) Candice B. Fureal (Can this be for real) Candy Liver (Can deliver) Cari Mysack (Carry my sack) Carl Arm (Car alarm) Carlotta Tendant (Car lot attendant) Carmen Geddit (Come and get it) Carmen Gough (Come and go) Carole Singer (Carol singer) Carra S. Midown (Caress me down) Carrie-Ann Crowe (Carrion crow) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the coffin) Carrie Dowt (Carried out) Carrie Micote (Carry my coat) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Carrie R. Bags (Carrier bags) Carrie Smattick (Charismatic) Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen) Casey Deeya (Quesadilla) Casey Needzit (In case he needs it) Celia Fate (Seal your fate) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chas Tyes (Chastise) Chester Minit (Just a minute) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Anthemum (Chrysanthemum) Chris Ko (Crisco) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Bacon (Crispy bacon) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy nugget) Christopher Wave (Crest of a wave) Chuck Mysak (Chuck my sack) Cindy Post (It's in the post) Claire Asdey (Clear as day) Claire DeAir (Clear the air) Claire Voyent (Clairvoyant) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and scratched them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Cody Pendant (Codependent) Cole Dasice (Cold as ice) Cole Desack (Cul de sac) Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) Colette A. Day (Call it a day) Colin Allcars (Calling all cars) Colin Derr (Colander) Colin Nade (Colonnade) Colin Sick (Call in sick) Colleen Cardd (Calling card) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Constance Noring (Constant snoring) Cory Ander (Coriander) Courtney Biggins (Caught any big ones) Craig Potz (Crackpots) Craven Moorehead (Craving more head) Crispin Even (Crisp and even) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Curtis E. Carr (Courtesy car) Cy Burnett (Cyber net) Cy Burns (Sideburns) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Cybil Wrights (Civil rights) D Dale E. Bread (Daily bread) Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion) Dan Druff (Dandruff) Dan Geruss (Dangerous) Dan Gleebitz (Dangly bits) Dan Gling (Dangling) Dan Sing (Dancing) Dan Zuround (Dance around) Danielle Soloud (Don't yell so loud) Darius Lesgettham (There he is, let's get him) Darrell B. Moore (There'll be more) Daryl Beaderday (That will be the day) Daryl Lect (Derelict) Dave Vower (Devour) Dawn Keebals (Donkey balls) Dean R. Seddy (Dinner's ready) Dee Capitated (Decapitated) Dee Faced (Defaced) Dee Lishous (Delicious) Dee Sember (December) Dee Struction (Destruction) Dee Zaster (Disaster) Denise R. Knockin (The knees are knocking) Denise R. Nobbly (The knees are knobbly) Dennis Elbow (Tennis elbow) Dennis Toffice (Dentist office) Denny Juan Heredatt (Did anyone hear that) Des Buratto (Desperado) Des Pratt (Desperate) Diana Cancer (Dying of cancer) Diana Phirst (Dying of thirst) Diane Toluvia (Dying to love you) Di O'Bolic (Diabolic) Dick Hertz (Dick hurts) Dick Less (Dickless) Dick Tate (Dictate) Dick Tater (Dictator) Didi Reelydoit (Did he really do it) Didier Lykit (Did you like it) Dinah Mite (Dynamite) Dinah Sore (Dinosaur) Dixie Normous (Dick's enormous - as seen in Austin Powers) o Mi Sun (Do my son) Doll R. Bill (Dollar bill) Dolores Beto-Morrow (There will always be tomorrow) Don Beshie (Don't be shy) Don Keigh (Donkey) Don Thatt (Done that) Donatello Nobodi (Don't tell anybody) Doris Shutt (Door is shut) Doug Graves (Dug graves) Douglas S. Halfempty (The glass is half empty) Drew PeaColeridge (Droopy Coleridge) Drew P. Wiener (Droopy wiener - used in The Simpsons) Duane DeVane (Drain the vein) Duncan Biskitt (Dunking biscuit) Duncan Disorderly (Drunk and disorderly) Duncan Doenuss (Dunkin Donuts) Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the furniture) Dustin Dubris (Dust and debris) Dwayne Pipes (Drain pipes) Dylan Weed (Dealing weed) E Eamon Tillado (Amontillado) Earl E. Bird (Early bird) Earl Lee Indamorn (Early in the morn) Easton Fection (Yeast infection) Ed Banger (Head banger) Ed Ible (Edible) Ed Jewcation (Education) Ed Overeelz (Head over heels) Ed Turner (Head turner) Ed Venture (Adventure) Eda Dick (Eat a dick) Eddie Face (Edifice) Eddie Phication (Edification) Edina Cloud (Head in a cloud) Eileen Dover (I leaned over) Ella Fant (Elephant) Ella Mentry (Elementary) Ella Vader (Elevator) Elle O'Quent (Eloquent) Ellie Gent (Elegant) Ellie Kopter (Helicopter) Ellie Noise (Illinois) Ellis Dee (L.S.D.) Elmer Hand (Held my hand) Emma Chissett (How much is it) Emma Fraid (I'm afraid) Emma Grates (Emigrates) Emma Nate (Emanate) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Emma Ruld (Emerald) Enid Addrink (I need a drink) Eric Shin (Erection) Eric Tyle (Erectile) Eunice Sykel (Unicycle) Eva Brick (Heave a brick) Eva Sye (Heave a sigh) Evan Elpus (Heaven help us) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly harps) Evans Gayte (Heaven's gate) Evan Nowes (Heaven knows) Evan Sabove (Heavens above) Evan Tually (Eventually) Eve Alminds (Evil minds) Eve Apporate (Evaporate) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Eve Ann Jelical (Evangelical) Evelyn Tent (Evil intent) Ewan Whatarmy (You and what army) F Faye Derway (Fade away) Faye Kinnitt (Faking it) Faye Sake (Face ache) Faye Slift (Face lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Felix Cited (Feel excited) Fiona Friend (Phone a friend) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex your biceps) Fleur Tashuss (Flirtatious) Flo Tinaway (Floating away) Fran Tick (Frantic) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freda D. Dark (Afraid of the dark) Freda Innocent (Free the innocent) Freda Livery (Free delivery) Frieda Convict (Free the convict) Frieda Gough (Free to go) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) G Gabe Barr (Gay bar) Gary Oakie (Karaoke) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene pool) Gerry Mander (Gerrymander) Ginger Vitis (Gingivitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gill Tedd (Jilted) Gladys Canby (Glad as can be) Gladys Eeya (Glad to see you) Gladys Friday (Glad it's Friday) Gordon Nomes (Garden gnomes) Grace Quirrell (Gray squirrel) Gunther Lunch (Gone for lunch) Gus Comzadia (Gas comes out of you) Gus Tofwynde (Gust of Wind) Guy Dinlite (Guiding light) Guy Wyre (Guy wire) H Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Seyan (Halcyon) Hammond Eggs (Ham and eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky panky) Hans Ov (Hands off) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy ball sack) Harry Beavers (Hairy beavers) Harry Butz (Hairy butts) Harry Sachs (Hairy sacks) Harry Stockressy (Aristocracy) Hayden Seek (Hide and seek) Haywood Jashootmee (Hey would you shoot me) Hedda Hare (Head of hair) Hedda Lettis (Head of lettuce) Heidi Valuables (Hide the valuables) Heidi Whey (Hideaway) Hein Noon (High noon) Helen Back (Hell and back) Helen Erth (Hell on Earth) Helen Hywater (Hell and high water) Helen Wheels (Hell on wheels) Helena Hanbaskett (Hell in a hand basket) Herb Alty (Herbal tea) Herb E. Side (Herbicide) Herbie Hind (Her behind) Herbie Voor (Herbivore) Heywood Jablome (Hey would you blow me) Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me - from The Simpsons) Hilda Clime (Hill to climb) Ho Lin Wan (Hole in one) Holden McGroin (Holding my groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Holly Wood (Hollywood) Homer Sexual (Homosexual - heard in The Simpsons) Honor Mission (On a mission) Hu Pflung Poo (Who flung poo) Hope Lescase (Hopeless case) Horace Cope (Horoscope) Howard I. No (How would I know) Howe D. Pardner (Howdy partner) Howie Feltersnatch (How he felt her snatch) Huang Annsaw (Wrong answer) Hugh Beeotch (You bitch) Hugh Cumber (Cucumber) Hugh DeMann (You the man) Hugh Dunnit (Who done it) Hugh G. Rection (Huge erection) Hugh Jass (Huge ass - used in The Simpsons) Hugh Jaynus (Huge anus) Hugh Jorgen (Huge organ) Hugh Lovett-Upyuraz (You love it up your ass) Hugh Manatee (Humanity) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugh Raye (Hooray) Hugo First (You go first) Hy Gene (Hygiene) I Ian de Dark (In the dark) Ian de Deepend (In the deep end) Ian O'Sphere (Ionosphere) I. C. Wiener (Icy wiener - used in The Simpsons and Futurama) I. C. York-Hunt (I see your Carroll) Ida Down (Eiderdown) Ida Magin (I'd imagine) Ida Whana (I don't want to) Igor Beaver (Eager beaver) Ijaz Fahted (I just farted) Ike Entell (I can tell) Ima B. Leever (I'm a believer) Ima Hogg (I'm a hog) Imelda Czechs (I mail the checks) Iona Bigyot (I own a big yacht) Iona Faskar (I own a fast car) Iona Mink (I own a mink) I. P. Freely (I pee freely - as heard in The Simpsons) Ira Fuse (I refuse) Ira Grett (I regret) Isaac UrColeridge (I suck your Coleridge) Isabel Ringing (Is a bell ringing) Isla Blige (I'll oblige) Isla Vass (I love ass) Ivan Ellavonich (I have a Hell of an itch) Ivan Itchinanus (I have an itching anus) Ivana Dayov (I want a day off) Ivana Fukalot (I wanna Frost a lot) Ivana Humpalot (I wanna hump a lot - as seen in Austin Powers) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I wanna cut your Coleridge off) Ivana Tinkle (I wanna tinkle - used in The Simpsons) Ivana Veekov (I want a week off) Izzy Backyet (Is he back yet) Izzy Cumming (Is he coming) J Jack Dupp (Jacked up) Jack Hoffman (Jack off man) Jack McCarrup (Jack my car up) Jack Mehov (Jack me off) Jack Pott (Jackpot) Jacob Sladder (Jacob's ladder) Jacques Strappe (Jockstrap - used in The Simpsons) Jan E. Torr (Janitor) Jan U. Wharry (January) Jane Linkfence (Chain link fence) Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde) Jawana Die (Do you wanna die) Jay Walker (Jaywalker) Jean Ann Tonique (Gin and tonic) Jean Poole (Gene pool) Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic engineering) Jed I. Knight (Jedi knight) Jeff Healitt (Did you feel it) Jen Nettles (Genitals) Jenna Rossity (Generosity) Jenna Talia (Genitalia) Jerry Atric (Geriatric) Jess Tation (Gestation) Jim Nasium (Gymnasium) Jim Pansey (Chimpanzee) Joanna Dance (Do you want to dance) Joanna Hand (Do you want a hand) Joe Czarfunee (Jokes are funny) Joe King (Joking) Joe V. All (Jovial) Joel Rebocks (Jewelry box) Jose Frayed (Who's afraid) Juan De Hattatime (One day at a time) Juan Dering (Wandering) Juan E. Namillion (One in a million) Juan Fortharoad (One for the road) Juan Manband (One man band) Juan Moment (One moment) Juan Mortyme (One more time) Juan Nightstand (One night stand) Juana Bea (Wannabe) Julie Veliteon (Did you leave the light on) Jurgen Ergeditt (You're going to get in) Justin Case (Just in case) Justin Credible (Just incredible) Justin Hale (Just inhale) Justin Nuth (Just enough) Justin Sider (Just inside her) Justin Thyme (Just in time) K Kareem O'Weet (Cream of wheat) Karl Lott (Car lot) Kash Muni (Cash money) Kate Terrin (Catering) Kathy Dralspire (Cathedral spire) Kay Oss (Chaos) Kay Serrar (Que sera) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Keisha May Ash (Kiss my ass) Ken Ackumin (Can I come in) Ken Hartley Reed (Can hardly read) Ken Niving (Conniving) Ken Oppenner (Can opener) Kendal Lawbrer (Candelabra) Kenitra Bush (Can I eat your bush) Kenny Dewitt (Can he do it) Kenny Fakur (Can he Frost her) Kent Cook (Can't cook) Kerry Dowt (Carried out) Kerry Seen (Kerosene) Kieran D. Community (Care in the community) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign slogan) Kimmy Head (Give me head) Kirsten Swore (Cursed and swore) Klaus Shave (Close shave) Kurt Ainring (Curtain ring) Kurt Incall (Curtain call) Kyle Mo Lester (Child molester) L Lance Lyde (Landslide) Lars Torders (Last orders) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Laura Jass (Large ass) Laura Norder (Law and order) Laurie Park (Lorry park) Lee Cage (Leakage) Lee Gleeders (League leaders) Lee Keyrear (Leaky rear) Lee King (Leaking) Lee Nover (Lean over) Lee Poff (Leap off) Lee Pover (Leap over) Lee Vitoff (Leave it off) Lee Vitout (Leave it out) Len DeHande (Lend a hand) Lena Meet (Leaner meat) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Les Ismoor (Less is more) Lew De Behaviore (Lewd behavior) Libby Doe (Libido) Lily Livard (Lilly-livered) Linda Hand (Lend a hand) Lisa Neucar (Lease a new car) Liz Beein (Lesbian) Liz Entoome (Listen to me) Liz Onnia (Lasagna) Lois Bidder (Lowest bidder) Lois Price (Lowest price) Lois Steam (Low esteem) Lola Beedow (Low libido) Lori Driver (Lorry driver) Lorna Tennis (Lawn tennis) Lorne Mowers (Lawn mowers) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lou Cowt (Lookout) Lou Cyphre (Lucifer - played by Robert De Niro in Angel Heart) Lou Decruss (Ludicrous) Lou Natic (Lunatic) Lou Pole (Loophole) Lou Scannon (Loose cannon) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Smoralls (Loose morals) Lou Stooth (Loose tooth) Lou Tennant (Lieutenant) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Lowden Clear (Loud and clear) Lucy Lastic (Loose elastic) Luke Adamgo (Look at him go) Luke Admadick (Look at my dick) Luke Atmyass (Look at my ass) Luke Over (Look over) Luna Tick (Lunatic) Lwellan Dowd (You well endowed) Lydia Bin (Lid of your bin) Lyle Ike Adogg (Lie like a dog) Lynn C. Dole (Linseed oil) Lynn Guini (Linguini) Lynn Meabuck (Lend me a buck) M Mabel Syrup (Maple syrup) Madame Crotch (My damn crotch) Maddi Gascar (Madagascar) Madge Ority (Majority) Madka Owdiseez (Mad cow disease) Major Jump (Made you jump) Major Lee Gay (Majorly gay) Major Luke Twice (Made you look twice) Mal Adjusted (Maladjusted) Mal Twiskie (Malt whiskey) Mal Odruss (Malodorous) Malcolm Tent (Malcontent) Mand Lynne (Mandolin) Mandy Lifeboats (Man the lifeboats) Manuel Labor (Manual labor) Marcus Abscent (Mark us absent) Marge Innastraightline (March in a straight line) Marge Noferror (Margin of error) Marian Furlove (Marrying for love) Marian Furmunny (Marrying for money) Marian Haste (Marry in haste) Marion Money (Marrying money) Marius Quick (Marry us quick) Mark Mywords (Mark my words) Mark Smann (Marksman) Mark Z. Spot (Mark the spot) Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes) Marsha Mallow (Marshmallow) Martha Fokker (mother-Froster) Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas) Mary Gold (Marigold) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mary Thonn (Marathon) Mary Torrius (Meritorious) Mary Wana (Marijuana) Master Bating (Masturbating) Matt Ress (Mattress) Matt Schtick (Matchstick) Matt Tromeny (Matrimony) Matt Trustain (Mattress stain) Maude Yuller (Modular) Maureen Clined (More inclined) Maureen Portantly (More importantly) Maureen Tresting (More interesting) Max E. Mumm (Maximum) Max E. Pad (Maxipad) May B. Dunn (May be done) May Elman (Mailman) May I. Tutchem (May I touch them) May O'Nays (Mayonnaise) Maya Buttreeks (My butt reeks - from The Simpsons) Maya Magination (My imagination) Maya Normousbutt (My enormous butt - from The Simpsons) Megan Bacon (Making bacon or egg and bacon) Mel Lowe (Mellow) Mel N. Colly (Melancholy) Mel O'Dramer (Melodrama) Mel Practiss (Malpractice) Mel Tingpot (Melting pot) Melissa Tothis (Ma listen to this) Michael Toris (My clitoris) Michelle Lynn (Michelin) Mick Stubbles (Mixed doubles) Mick Stup (Mixed up) Mick Zupps (Mix ups) Midas Well (Might as well) Mike Hawk (My Coleridge) Mike Hunt (My Carroll) Mike Litteriss (My clitoris) Mike Ockhurts (My Coleridge hurts) Mike Ocksmall (My Coleridge's small) Mike Oxlong (My Coleridge's long) Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft) Mike Rotch (My crotch - from The Simpsons) Mike Rotchburns (My crotch burns) Mike Rowave (Microwave) Mike Rufone (Microphone) Mike Yermindup (Make your mind up) Miles A. Head (Miles ahead) Miles Prower (Miles per hour) Milly Meter (Millimeter) Milly Terry (Military) Minnie Mumwage (Minimum wage) Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt) Minnie Stree (Ministry) Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous) Miss Bea Haven (Misbehaving) Miss L. Tow (Mistletoe) Miss T. Eyes (Misty eyes) Miss Terri Novelle (Mystery novel) Miss U. Allott (Miss you a lot) Misty Meanor (Misdemeanor) Mitch Again (Michigan) Miya Buttreaks (My butt reeks) Moe DeLawn (Mow the lawn) Moe Lester (Molester) Moe Skeeto (Mosquito) Moe Telsiks (Motel 6) Moira Less (More or less) Mollie Coddle (Mollycoddle) Molly Quewll (Molecule) Mona Littlemore (Moan a little more) Mona Lott (Moan a lot) Mort Ishan (Mortician) Mort Tallity (Mortality) Mr E. Mann (Mystery man) Mubahl Zizary (My balls "is" hairy) Mustafa Look (Must have a look) Myra Maines (My remains) Mysha Long (My shlong) N Nadia Seymour (Now do you see more) Natalie Klad (Nattily clad) Neil B. Forme (Kneel before me) Neil Downe (Kneel down) Neil Efare (Nearly there) Neil Sonweels (Meals on wheels) Nesta Vipas (Nest of vipers) Neve Adda (Nevada) Nick L. Andime (Nickel and dime) Nick O'Teen (Nicotine) Nick Ovtime (Nick of time) Nick Rofilia (Necrophilia) Nida Lyte (Need a light) Noah Count (No account) Noah Vale (No avail) Noah Zark (Noah's ark) Nora Bone (Gnaw a bone) Norma Stitz (Enormous tits) O Olav Myfriendsaregay (All of my friends are gay - from The Simpsons) Oliver Bush (I love her bush) Oliver Clothesoff (All of her clothes off - from The Simpsons) Oliver DaPlaz (All over the place) Oliver Sudden (All of a sudden) Ollie Churpuzzi (I'll eat your Poe) Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger - from The Simpsons) Ophelia Pane (I feel your pain) Ophelia Titsoff (I'll feel your tits off) Opie Umsbad (Opium's bad) Orla Nophin (All or nothing) Orson Cart (Horse and cart) Orson Ounds (Horse and hounds) Otto B. Kilt (Ought to be killed) Otto Matik (Automatic) Owen Monie (Owing money) P Paige Turner (Page turner) Pam Purd (Pampered) Pandora Spocks (Pandora's box) Pat Mebutt (Pat my butt) Pat Taytow (Potato) Pat Tranage (Patronage) Patty O'Furniture (Patio furniture) Paul Bearer (Pallbearer) Paul MyColeridge (Pull my Coleridge) Pearl E. Gates (Pearly gates) Penny Foram (Penny for them) Penny Less (Penniless) Penny Sillen (Penicillin) Peppy Roni (Pepperoni) Percy Cute (Persecute) Percy Veer (Persevere) Perry Dice (Paradise) Perry Docks (Paradox) Perry Scope (Periscope) Perry Shute (Parachute) Perry Winckel (Periwinkle) Pete Zahutt (Pizza Hut) Pete Zaria (Pizzeria) Peter Pantz (Peed her pants) Phil Atio (Fellatio) Phil Anders (Philanders) Phil Itafiche (Filet of fish) Phil Maglossop (Fill my glass up) Phil Maweeney (Feel my weenie) Phil McCracken (Fill my crack in) Phil MeBrest (Feel my breast) Phil Mianus (Fill my anus) Phil Officer (Philosopher) Philip Eno (Filipino) Philippa Bucket (Fill up a bucket) Phyllis Sofickle (Philosophical) Phyllis Stein (Philistine) Phyuck Yiu (Frost you) P. I. Staker (Piss-taker) Polly C. Holder (Policy holder) Poppy Cox (PoppyColeridge) Pyuck Meei (Frost me) Q Quimby Ingmeen (Quit being mean) Quinn T. Senshall (Quintessential) Quinton Chingme (Quit touching me) Quinton Plates (Contemplates) R R. Soul (Arsehole) Rachel DeScrimination (Racial discrimination) Randy Holeweigh (Ran the whole way) Ray Deator (Radiator) Ray Kupleeves (Rake up leaves) Ray Ling (Railing) Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation) Ray Neday (Rainy day) Ray Pugh (Rape you) Ray Scarr (Racecar) Ray Sersharpe (Razor sharp) Ray Sleeder (Race leader) Ray Strack (Racetrack) Reg Oyce (Rejoice) Renee Sance (Renaissance) Rex Cars (Wrecks cars) Rhea Gretabble (Regrettable) Rhoada Hoarse (Rode a horse) Rhoda Camel (Rode a camel) Rhoda Wynner (Rode a winner) Rick Kleiner (Recliner) Rick O'Shea (Ricochet) Rick Ottersheese (Ricotta cheese) Ricky T. Bridge (Rickety bridge) Rip Tile (Reptile) Rita Book (Read a book) Rob O. Flavin (Riboflavin) Robbie Ree (Robbery) Robin Emblind (Robbing them blind) Robyn Banks (Robbing banks) Rocca Vages (Rock of ages) Roland Buter (Roll and butter) Ron A. Muck (Run amok) Ron Devue (Rendezvous) Ron Osserus (Rhinoceros) Rory Motion (Raw emotion) Rosa Teeth (Rows of teeth) Ross Terr (Roster) Ross Trum (Rostrum) Rowan Boate (Rowing boat) Ruben MyColeridge (Rubbing my Coleridge) Ruby Kohn (Rubicon) Rudi Day (Rue the day) Rudi Mentry (Rudimentary) Rudy Nuff (Rude enough) Rufus Leakin (Roof is leaking) Russ Tinayle (Rusty nail) Russell Ingleaves (Rustling leaves) Ruth Tyler (Roof Tiler) S Sabina Pleasure (It's been a pleasure) Sadie Word (Say the word) Sal Ami (Salami) Sal Livver (Saliva) Sal T. Penuz (Salty peanuts or salty penis) Sally Mander (Salamander) Sam Aritan (Samaritan) Sam Manilla (Salmonella) Sam Owser (Samosa) Sam Pull (Sample) Sam Urai (Samurai) Sam Widge (Sandwich) Samson Knight (Samsonite) Sarah Bellam (Cerebellum) Sarah Nader (Serenade her) Sarah Tonin (Serotonin) Sasha Waist (Such a waste) Scott Chansoder (Scotch and soda) Scott Chegg (Scotch egg) Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the rocks) Seaman Stains (Semen stains) Seelin Phan (Ceiling fan) See Mihn (Semen) Selma Boddy (Sell my body) Sergovia Selv (Sick of yourself) Seth La Pod (Cephalopod) Seymour Asses (See more asses - from Futurama) Seymour Buttz (See more butts - from The Simpsons) Seymour Cox (See more Coleridges) Shanda Lear (Chandelier) Sheeza Freak (She's a freak) Sheila Blidge (She'll oblige) Shelia Mazeyer (She'll amaze you) Sheila Tack (She'll attack) Sheri Cola (Cherry cola) Sherman Wadd Evver (Sure man whatever) Shirley Knott (Surely not) Shirley U. Care (Surely you care) Sid Down (Sit down) Sir Fin Waves (Surfin' waves) Sir John Sands (Surgeon's hands) Sir Kit Breaker (Circuit breaker) Sonia Shew (It's on your shoe) Stacey Rhect (Stays erect) Stan Dandeliver (Stand and deliver) Stan Deasy (Stand easy) Stan Dingproude (Standing proud) Stan Doffich (Standoffish) Stan Dupp (Stand up) Steve Adore (Stevedore) Stu Padasso (Stupid Emerson) Stu Pid (Stupid) Sue Case (Suitcase) Sue Denley (Suddenly) Sue Donim (Pseudonym) Sue E. Side (Suicide) Sue Flay (Souffle) Sue Perrman (Superman) Sue Render (Surrender) Sue Ridge (Sewage) Sum Ting Wong (Something wrong) Sum Yung Gai (Some young guy) Susan Orty-Boyden (Who's a naughty boy then) T Tamara Nethercombs (Tomorrow never comes) Tanya Hide (Tan your hide) Tara Newhall (Tear a new hole) Tate Urchips (Tater chips) Teresa Crowd (Three's a crowd) Teresa Green (Trees are green) Terry Bulsmel (Terrible smell) Terry Cotter (Terracotta) Terry Fie (Terrify) Terry Ryst (Terrorist) Terry Torrie (Territory) Tess Tickle (Testicle) Tia Dropps (Teardrops) Tim Burr (Timber) Tim Lee Intervention (Timely intervention) Tim Panny (Timpani) Tina Beense (Tin of beans) Tina See (Tennessee) Titus Addrum (Tight as a drum) Titus Balzac (Tightest ball sack) Titus Canby (Tight as can be) Titus Zell (Tight as Hell) Toby Hynde (Tow behind) Toby Paidfer (To be paid for) Tom Bowler (Tombola) Tom Martow (Tomato) Torah Hyman (Tore a hymen) Travis Tay (Travesty) Tristan Shout (Twist and shout) Trudy Lite (True delight) Tudick Synsider (Two dicks inside her) Ty Dallwave (Tidal wave) Ty Imup (Tie him up) Ty Priter (Typewriter) Ty Tannick (Titanic) Ty Tass (Tightass) Tyrone Shoes (Tie your own shoes) U Uliqa M'Diq (You lick my dick) Ullee Daway (You lead the way) Ulrika Garlick (You'll reek of garlic) Una Brau (Unibrow - from Austin Powers) Upton O'goode (Up to no good) Ura Snotball (You are a snotball - from The Simpsons) Ustrokeet Islewatch (You stroke it I'll watch) V Val Crow (Velcro) Val Haller (Valhalla) Val Lay (Valet) Vasilly Sonovabich (That silly son of a bitch) Vera Cross (Veer across) Vic Tree (Victory) Vinny Gerr (Vinegar) Viv Atious (Vivacious) Vlad Tire (Flat tire) W Walt Sing (Waltzing) Walter Mellon (Watermelon) Walter Wallcarpet (Wall to wall carpet) Wanda Dorff (Wandered off) Wanda Lottie Wray (Won the lottery) Wanda Phul (Wonderful) Wanda Rinhands (Wandering hands) Warren Peace (War and peace) Warren Tease (Warranties) Wat Apistle (Water pistol) Wayne Dear (Reindeer) Wayne Dwops (Raindrops) Wayne Kerr (Wanker) Wayne Ningmoon (Waning moon) Wendy Windblows (Where the wind blows) Wi Phukem Yung (We Frost them young) Will D. Beest (Wildebeest) Will O'Patten (Willow pattern) Will Ting (Wilting) Will U. Jackmeov (Will you jack me off) Wille Belong (Will he be long) Willie Byter (Willy biter or will he bite her) Willie Gofar (Will he go far) Willie Makeit (Will he make it) Willy O'Wowntey (Will he or won't he) Willy Tert (Will it hurt) Wilma Fingerdoo (Will my finger do) Wilma Leggrowbach (Will my leg grow back) Winnie Bago (Winnebago) Winnie DiPoo (Winnie the Pooh) Woody U. No (What do you know) X Xavier Breff (Save your breath) Xavier Money (Save your money) Xavier Onassis (Save your own asses) Xavier Zelf (Save yourself) Y Yerma Wildo (Your ma will do) Yul B. Allwright (You'll be alright) Yule B. Sorry (You'll be sorry) Z Zeke N. Yeshallfind (Seek and you shall find) Zelda Kowz (Sell the cows) Zoltan Pepper (Salt and pepper)

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Podcast Update: "Don't Quill the Messenger"

Podcast Update: Chiljan & Others "Don't Quill the Messenger"

Historian Katherine Chiljan and SOF President John Hamill Among Recent Guests Interviewed by Host Steven Sabel

by Bryan H. Wildenthal

Author Katherine Chiljan

July 10, 2020 — Katherine Chiljan, an independent historian and author of a landmark book —  Shakespeare Suppressed: The Uncensored Truth About Shakespeare and His Works(2011, rev. 2016) — is interviewed on the SOF podcast program “Don’t…

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Do qny of ur OCs have favorite foods???

Yes! Time to spam >:)

⚠️Quick warning before I begin though: because a lot of my ocs are vampires and other scary monsters, TW for blood and possibly violence ⚠️

Vernon: Coconut water

Jim: Human blood

Cain: Fish blood

Charlotte: Cow blood

Raven: Pig blood

Caroline: Human blood

William: Human blood

Cordelia: Human blood

Boston: Romance and raspberry biscottis

Pumpkin: Friendship and spaghetti

Spike: Steak

Leevi: Venison

Lucian: Sausage

Mingzhu: Omelets

Nathan: Deer

Annie: Cows

Connie: Pigs

Perry: Duck meat

Oliver: Squirrel meat

Suzanne: Tuna

Flick: Crab

Ron: Bass

Melissa: Trout

Claude: Hay

Marie: Apples

Matt: Grass

Clive: Chapulines

Fiona: Pansies

Steven: Chocolate

Ruth: Vegetable soup

Emily: Penne

Amy: Pizza

Tyler: Locusts

Wendy: Human rib meat

Petra: White rice

Sabelle: Chocolate cake

Rusty: Barbecue pork

Campbell: They don't eat lol

Zoey: Pig brains

Different universe, different section. Let's go!:

Eclipsis: Goose meat

Rosalinda: Chips

Lilica: Popcorn

Briar: Blueberries

Dustain: Worms

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A story about love, life and letting go STARRING Simbiatu Ajikawo as SAGE Sonia Ajuwa as YOUNG SAGE Shaniqua Okwok as ANNIE C.J. Beckford as OMAR DIRECTED BY Sam Pilling STORY BY Simbiatu Ajikawo WRITTEN BY Caroline Adeyemi PRODUCERS Rik Green & Harri Kamalanathan EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS James Sorton, Davud Karbassioun, Bianca Bhagat, Holly Fraser, Tiffany Yu, Phil van der Krogt & Simbiatu Ajikawo DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY Mattias Rudh @LUX PRODUCTION DESIGNER Beck Rainford CASTING DIRECTOR Kharmel Cochrane COSTUME George Buxton SPECIAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR Mark Meddings EDITED BY Ellie Johnson @Tenthree Editing COLOURIST James Bamford @Rascal VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR Carl Norton @The Mill SOUND ENGINEER Sam Ashwell @750mph TITLE DESIGN All Purpose Studio LINE PRODUCER Sophie Ede 1st ADs Yasmin Godo & Ty Hack 2nd AD Susan King STEADICAM Robert Beck PRODUCTION MANAGER Jens Klit Nielsen PRODUCTION COORDINATOR Maddy Corner 1st ACs Rupert Hornstein & Eve Carreño 2nd ACs Ali Cihan & Bernat Bonaventura VT OPs Edward Melbourne & Tim Woodcock VT ASSISTANT Nick Benavidez TRAINEE (PROCAM) Toby Matthews TRAINEES Nevzet Altinisik & Agnieszka Kocinska CRANE Alpha Grip CRANE TECH Paul Kolthammer GRIPS David J Bremner, Malcolm Huse, Elliot Sebestyen-Regan GAFFERS Esteban Gimpetewicz & Johnjoe Besagni SPARKS Alan Mills, Eliot Morris, Rob Gifford, Anna Brooks-Beckman, Dan Holloway, Jasper Clarkson, Peter Garajszki, Peter Tomasikiewicz GENNY OPs Cieran Nash & Christian Bishop RIGGERS John Sexton & Charles Barnham CHERRY PICKER OPs Ionut Eugen Gaiu & Colin Arthur Sutcliffe SFX COORDINATOR Ellie O'Rourke SFX ASSISTANTS Eddy Popplewell, Jon James Smith, Alex Bastin, Thomas Grover, Kim Senior, Nick Smith ART DIRECTOR Ruth De Courcy Shepherd ART BUYER Grace Bailey ART ASSISTANTs Ella Thumin, Kit Snack, Jack Hanson & Alfie Snowden PROPS David Dickinson & Matt Allsop SOUND RECORDISTS Rowan October & Matt Price MAKE-UP ARTIST Nibras Alwasiti HAIR Chantelle Fuller & Diana Francis COSTUME ASSISTANTS Connie Rosenthal & Amiee Blowers ADDITIONAL WARDROBE Carhartt RUNNERS Joshua Shea, Henry Richmond, Rowan Hutchings, Owen Edmonds, Zara Trott, Iona Milliken-long, Henry Stanimeros & Adam Hatch-Berry UNIT DRIVERS: Petr Esposito, Jack Young & Chris Wilkins PRODUCTION VEHICLES ETM Cars Ashford, 777 RV’s, Wagon Wheels & Skelton Plant Hire LOCATION SERVICES CHILLHAM CASTLE Marina Dunlop, Gregory Park, Lalu Arjuna & Chiron Gilbert MEDICS Movie Medics BTS PHOTOGRAPHY Tamiym CAMERA RENTAL Procam LIGHT RENTAL SHL STOCK Kodak CATERING Seasons Wild & Free & Sabel OFFLINE - TENTHREE OFFLINE PRODUCER Rachel Goodger ASSISTANT EDITOR Elyse Raphael GRADE AND VFX - THE MILL 2D SUPERVISORS John Thornton, Gary Driver, Jay Bandlish 3D SUPERVISOR Alan Williamson 3D LEAD ANIMATION ARTISTS Sriker Balakrishnan & Mahesh Ms 3D ARTIST Gopinath Mani FINISHING ARTIST David Wishart & Richard Payne EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Clare Melia PRODUCER Jasmine Lewis-Humphrey COLOUR ASSISTs Rory Leighton & Cristina Giribets SOUND - 750mph SOUND PRODUCER Olivia Ray MIX ENGINEERS Sam Ashwell and Ellis McGourlay SOUND DESIGNER Ellis McGourlay DIALOGUE EDITOR Gurdeep Singh MUSIC “Space 4” “Space 5” “Space 6” Written & performed by Nala Sinephro Courtesy of Warp Records “Red Lights” Written by Cover & Nikolic Performed by SAULT Courtesy of Forever Living Originals "I See You" Written by Simbiatu Ajikawo, Dean Josiah Cover, Nathan Allen, Miles James Performed by Little Simz with additional vocals by Cleo Sol Courtesy of Age 101 Music c/o AWAL Recordings “Peace of Mind” Written by Simbiatu Ajikao, Loner, Muaka, St Francis Hotel & Miraa May Written & performed by Miraa May Courtesy of Age 101 Music, AWAL THANKS TO Oskar Pimlott, Bruce Usher, The Mill, Tenthree, 750mph, Chilham Castle, Frank Gardner

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Sable Starr: una vita da groupie

Sable Starr: una vita da groupie

(Nella foto Clem Burke, Gary Valentine e Debbie Harry , catturati dal loro compagno di band Chris Stein con la regina della scena groupie Sable Starr  durante il primo viaggio di Blondie a Los Angeles nel febbraio 1977 ) Sable Starr (all’anagrafe Sabel Hay Shields 15 agosto 1957 – 18 aprile 2009) divenne una delle prime “baby groupie” che nei primi anni ’70 frequentarono tutti i locali notturni…

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Isabel Marant Bobby Prodaja 5 vrlo najboljih modnih troškova Za raspad 2008

Elsa Hosk: Da! Naravno da ne mogu hodati po funkcionalnom terenu i to ne uključuje gledanje mnogih za prilično 20 minuta s ljudima koji se igraju. Pod uvjetom da sam uspješan oni će dopustiti drugima da ih igraju! Zajedno s njima sigurno ćete uvijek biti zapanjeni! Ponekad je šačica prijatelja skupa s aktivnom igrom uz stalno i pouzdano vrijeme. Elsa Hosk: Poludjela sam s patchom i taj se stil razvija s našim raspoloženjem! Ja volim slušati likove, osobu jutro ću vjerovati kao opremanje kao što je Annie Hall, stvarni sljedeći ću će uključiti niske 90-ih za neke Isabel Marant Bobby Prodaja sabel Marant i pogledati dodir sve više imovine. Najvažnija točka je jednostavno biti udoban s izgledom jednostavno! Obrezani asimetrični kardigan u vunenoj teksturi, torqued joint tees natrag Colbalt, prljavo ružičasta dok se tiska, i natkrivena svilena haljina. 1 također pratite Crepe Top koristeći šifon Overlay. Sunčeve nijanse kojima pristupate obično od slojevitih vlakana koje je napravio čovjek su svakako lijepe. Trend može biti najvažnija tema za postojanje nekih žena. Imat će iznimne strasti u stilskim pokretima i bitno popraviti informacije o modernoj odjeći, tenisicama, dodatku i samim time o tome. Od spoja zbog tenisica, zamišljam činjenicu da nekoliko ljudi danas može uzeti u Isabel Marant Hrvatska bzir sve primarne proizvođače plišanih čizama, Isabel Marant čizme. Veliki broj različitih točaka nekih od ovih tipova koji se najčešće povezuju s obućom su jednostavno crveni lakirani potplati. Od prve devedesetih godina, ove vrste, zajedno s čizmama, uistinu su nosile druge osobe. Oni koriste kao što je vježba cipele za rezonantan njihove formalne noćne haljine kada su obično pohađaju puno formalnih atributa. Veličine i oblici obuće trenutno su izvanredni zajedno s nezaboravnim sada kada vam te tvrtke mogu pomoći u isključivoj krizi, možda ste u posljednje vrijeme poznati kao najbolje poznati muškarci i žene. To su zapravo tri boje za koje se čini da će vjerojatno zaslužiti pad. Narandžasta je doista najvažnija i najinovativnija boja za proljeće. Ovaj proces je živahan i nakon toga su gotovo svi dizajneri koristili energetske boje koje su nosile svoje proizvodne Isabel Marant Outlet inije. Marni, Prada i Issa su koristili svaku od najtoplijih nijansi narančaste boje za haljine tvrtke, tunike i bermude. # # Naima Turner: Da li je vaša tvrtka otkrila da se istom količinom željene discipline u hokeju na travi mogu po nekim prilikama slično tako ograničiti da je potrebno ograničenje za modeliranje? Sneakers koje je izradila Isabel Marant dolazi s dobrim aspektima i nevjerojatnim značajkama koje bi pojedinci zaista voljeli. Sigurnost je da će cipele samopouzdane ovo rješenje prouzročiti od sjajnih komponenata u koje ste potpuno uvjereni da oni posjećuju kupce u cijelosti. Ova činjenica suštinski savjetuje da klijenti nemaju sumnje da ćete više ulagati svoj glavni novac koji se nalazi na proizvodima upravo ono što je vrijednost blizu. U ovom važnom pogledu, nećete imati u vezi straha od cipela koje se brzo koriste. Nova Isabel Marant Footwear dizajnirana je da definitivno postoji s jednom za novu mnogo dugo vremena.

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Feliz cumpleaños Michael Haneke: Conoce más a fondo su cine

Michael Haneke, el director y guionista austriaco que cumple hoy 72 años, es uno de los cineastas más importantes de nuestros tiempos, un enorme pilar para el cine europeo y se considera ser un cineasta que lanza preguntas desde el lado más perverso y violento de la mente humana a través de sus proyectos, medita sobre la violencia y los miedos humanos existenciales, de la civilización occidental de la manera continua y detallada son una continua y detallada. Sin embargo, este director no acude a la violencia evidente hollywoodense, sino que te lanza este mensaje con preguntas simples que te generan una respuesta inmediata y esto lo hace de la manera más abstracta para que cada persona formule su propia respuesta. Ha dirigido series de televisión, escrito y dirigido obras de teatro e incluso ha sido director de escenografía de obras operísticas. 

Su primer largometraje cinematográfico fue “El Séptimo Continente” (1989), un drama basado en hechos reales  que grita de la manera más cruda desesperanza. Esta película fue la primera de una trilogía conocida como la glaciación emocional que fue continuada por “El Vídeo de Benny” (1992), otra historia con familia disfuncional que contaba con el protagonismo de un psicópata adolescente, y “71 Fragmentos De Una Cronología Del Azar” (1994), realización en donde se incidía en comportamientos criminales significando la violencia existente en la sociedad urbana.

En 1997 rodó una versión de “El Castillo” de Franz Kafka. En este mismo año, el protagonista de este filme Ulrich Mühe (La vida de los otros **recomendadisima**), también intervino en “Funny Games" (1997), un thriller psicológico y criminal que toca temas de violencia y personalidades psicópatas, se hizo un remake en Hollywood en el año 2007 por el propio Haneke, más que un remake, es una copia idéntica.

Después lanzó “Código Desconocido” (2000), película con la participación de la actriz francesa Juliette Binoche, que aborda asuntos de racismo e inmigración, mientras que “La Pianista” (2001), film protagonizado por Isabelle Huppert (Elle -2016), Annie Girardot y Benoit Magimel, era un drama erótico y psicológico con escenas súper fuertes que basado en una novela de la escritora austriaca Elfriede Jelinek que rindió frutos al ganar el Gran Premio del Jurado en el Festival de Cannes (gran película por cierto).

La cinta retrata la historia de una pianista exigente, fría y hostil que se dedica a dar clases en un conservatorio, ella tiene un "romance" con un alumno (que ruega ser correspondido por su profesora), aunque más que romance, mantienen una relación obsesiva sin comunicación, abrupta y violenta debido al estilo de vida de la protagonista. También se deja entrever la relación de Huppert con su madre y con ella misma formándose un triángulo tormentoso y desagradable.

Huppert volvió a trabajar con Haneke en “El Tiempo Del Lobo” (2003), película con ambiente post-apocalíptico en donde volvía al encuentro entre cotidianidad familiar y actitudes criminales de otros films previos, algo que también fue base de “Caché-Escondido” (2005), que fue multipremiada y protagonizada por Juliette Binoche y Daniel Auteuil como un matrimonio cuya vida es perturbada por la aparición de misteriosos videos amenazadores.

Con “La Cinta Blanca” (2009), historia ambientada en tiempos previos de los criminales más nefastos de Primera Guerra Mundial, los nazis. En donde se explora una búsqueda y confirmación del estado de maldad pura a través de la tranquilidad de estos individuos cuando en realidad esta "tranquilidad" está envuelta de mentiras y secretos imperdonables. Aquí, Haneke expone una alegoría sobre la creación de ideas totalitarias. Este filme evidentemente ganó la Palma de Oro en Cannes. 

Con el drama familiar “Amour” (2012), con personajes como Emmanuelle Riva, Jean-Louis Trintignant y nuevamente Isabelle Huppert, el alemán volvió a ganar en el Festival de Cannes la Palma de Oro y fue ganadora de mejor película de habla no inglesa en los Premios Oscar.

Les dejamos este documental titulado Michael Haneke: My Life (2009), dirigido por Felix von Boehm y Gero von Boehm, es un perfil intrigante sobre el artista austriaco; aquí por primera vez, Haneke nos permite entrar al universo de sus inquietudes y reflexiones respecto a su cine, nos invita a la producción de El Liston Blanco y Amour y también se incluye material inédito audiovisual y testimonios de actrices que han trabajado con él en varias ocasiones y su esposa.

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Parenting and Type

                                                              Parenting and Type

This program is for moms, dads, and all others who are in relationships with children/parents, extended family and friends, and want to better understand how to honor their relationship differences. Come ready to get concrete information about the strengths, struggles, and what "time for me" means for each preference. Annie will share the work of Janet Penley, founder of Mothers of Many Styles (M.O.M.S.) and author of "MotherStyles - Using Personality Type to Discover Your Parenting Style." As a parent, Annie has experienced that learning about Parenting Styles and looking at the ways to understand differences within families allowed her to honor her family's differing needs. In sharing these Parenting Styles, Energy Plans by Type will also be created. And, Type Reporter information will be shared about the ways to help our children develop their non-references for the times in their life when they will need to use them.

                                     Invitation to a Post-program discussion - 12:00 to 12:30

                     How to get more out of type, improve our Programs and meet your Needs!

After the 9:00 to 11:30 a.m. program, we'll pause till 12:00. We invite you to join us in a discussion beginning at 12:00, about how our Parent Organization, APTi (Association for Psychological Type, International) can help us all get more out of Type!

This will take the format of a "Town Hall" session and PAPT will provide light snacks, a pre-lunch treat, for you to enjoy while discussing and giving your input at this brief meeting from 12:00 to 12:30. Gary Monti from APTi will be Skyping in to listen to your needs, frustrations, wishes - anything you have to say hat impacts making our PAPT Chapter experience even better. Gary and fellow APTi member, Keith McCormich, are collecting much-needed information at the Chapter level, information that will help APTi channel resources to better serve us.

Thirty minutes goes by quickly so be prepared, and to make the session even more valuable, see if you can talk with other Chapter members and guests ahead of time and share thoughts. Let's see what we can put in - so we can get something fantastic out of this time together.

                                                 Annie Battee, ENFJ, March 11th Presenter

Annie is a mom of one son and is passionate about sharing the Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) concepts as they relate to family and other relationships to allow for understanding, acceptance and growth - "the constructive use of differences" as Isabel Briggs Myers wrote. Annie felt fortunate to have this information while raising her son.

Annie has recently retired as a Salem Neighborhood Services Counselor assisting Neighborhood Associations and citizens to solve problems, participate in decisions, achieve their goals and connect with others who could assist them. She previously worked as the Coordinator of Student Organization Services and Activities at Lamar University and with the Craft Center at Cal Poly - San Luis Obispo where she earned her graduate and undergraduate degrees along with her California Community College Counselor and Instructor Credentials.

Where:          Marylhurst Univ. Villa Maria Bldg., 17600 Pacific Hwy (Hwy 43) Marylhurst, OR 97036

When:            Saturday, March 11th, 8:30 Registration, Coffee and Tea; 9:00 to 11:30 a.m. Program

Cost:              Members - free; Non-Members - $20.00; Students - $10.00 You may also pay at the door by check, cash, or card or through Pay Pal on our website

Register:         at our website, www.portlandapt.org  or on Meetup

Questions:       contact Arlene Richter, arlener13@comcast.net

Please Note:    Our special invitation after the program; we'd love to get your input. Coffee, Tea and snacks will be provided.