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Andy Stitzer, from The 40 Year Old Virgin!
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Andy Stitzer (The 40-Year-Old Virgin) Figure: Steve Carell’s Andy Stitzer Immortalized As A Fixed Pose Figure
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As Andy Stitzer said, cocksucka mothafucka! I hate you! I hate you! Sorry! I'm sorry! I never curse. You pulled on 2; why would you pull on 2?! Stop smiling! Stop smiling! You jerk! Oh Mika, you should burn in hell....OH NIPPLEFUCK!!!
I reached out to a provider that would be perfect for me. She advertised, like Lilac, that she took my insurance. I emailed her twice and left a voice mail.
I decided to follow up; since she had openings today. I would love to get in. She then told me, yeah I don't accept your insurance.
WHY IN THE BLUE FUCKING FUCK WOULD YOU SAY YOU ACCEPT AND INSURANCE ON ALL OF THE PLACES AND WEBSITES YOU HAVE POSTED IT; ONLY TO NOT TAKE IT?!?!
Happened to me twice in the time from of 18 hours. That's all I needed right now. I am done. Finito. My brain is fried, it's mush. It could be eaten with Fava beans and a nice chianti. Wow, what a dark joke hahahahah. I need a break. I cannot take any more mental stress. I'm not looking anymore for the time being.
"You look like a man-o-lantern!"
#mentally fucked#stressed#mentally stressed#mentally struggling#fuck my life#i cant even#i dont know how I am going to survive this#dark humor#a weak attempt at levity#you look like a man o lantern
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40 ans, toujours puceau (2005)
Regarder 40 ans, toujours puceau 2005 Film complet en streaming français VF et gratuit – The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) le film en entier Le lundi matin, lorsque ses collègues décrivent avec force détails leurs exploits libidineux du week-end, Andy Stitzer, 40 ans, se sent bien penaud, car il est encore puceau. Partagés entre hilarité, incrédulité et consternation, ses amis David, Jay et Cal décident de prendre en main sa tardive initiation : de gré ou de force, Andy va devoir franchir le Rubicon… Read the full article
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Andy Stitzer: Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.
Cal: I can imagine.
Andy Stitzer: And I didn't have any bread.
Did anyone else who took Spanish in high school have to watch Midnight Express as prep for the trip to Spain? Our teacher made us watch it to scare us into not smuggling drugs. She didn’t let us watch the prison visit scene, but she took all the girls out into the hallway and told us what happened in the scene. I’m not sure why we needed to know other than to maybe to say if we broke the law we too would be masturbating on the other side of the glass?
Also, I never went to Spain.
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Today’s Autistic character of the day is:
Andy Stitzer from The 40-Year-Old Virgin
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#headcanon#andy#andy stitzer#andy the 40 year old virgin#andy stitzer the 40 year old virgin#the 40 year old virgin#autism#autistic#actually autistic#autistic characters#autistic character of the day
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vcs são gays? Filme: O Virgem de 40 anos (2005) Gênero: Comédia / Romance Direção: Judd Apatow . Sinopse: Andy Stitzer trabalha como estoquista em uma loja de produtos eletrônicos e fica horrorizado quando seus colegas de trabalho descobrem que, aos 40 anos, ele ainda é virgem. Agora seus amigos vão ajudá-lo a encontrar uma garota que resolva seu "problema". . Título Original: The 40 Year-Old Virgin Distribuidor: Universal Pictures #🌟anos2000 | #ovirgemde40anos #juddapatow #paulrudd https://instagr.am/p/CTlP6kQsxCh/
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@mandalorianmercenary tagged me for something fun 🥰
MATCH YOUR ENERGY w 4 fictional characters
George Costanza
Squidward
Andy Stitzer
Charlie
I’m gonna tag @shesarainbeaux @nightmare-siren and @the-rarest-rose if you guys wanna 💖
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the 40 year old virgin has nothing on zach's 656 years
#take THAT andy stitzer#'ive never lost my virginity bcos i never lose.' - zach at one point tbfh#but he jokes a lot abt bangin for a guy whose only partner is his hand :/#its like 11 pm and i just do not care at this point in case u couldnt tell
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Did this while watching the 40 yr old virgin w @ximenajamona12
#steve carell#fanart#my art 👽#digital art#the 40 year old virgin fanart#the 40 year old virgin#Andy stitzer#andy stitzer fanart#I love this faggot I hope he dies
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Andy stitzer from the 40 year old virgin
Completed! Thank you for your request! Here !
I will say that I haven't seen this movie before, haha, so I don't know if it's any close to what you're hoping for. I hope you enjoy anyhow!!
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[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800"] (PHOTO CREDITS: ARAYA DOHENY FOR GETTY IMAGES)[/caption] Iconic Roles take a look at some of the best performances by actors and actresses in film and television. While Steve Carell's portrayal as Michael Scott in the American version of The Office will undoubtedly go down in history books, the comedian exhibited a variety of roles he masterfully portrayed since making his cinematic debut in 1991's Curly Sue. Carell will shortly reprise his role as Gru in Minions: The Rise of Gru, the next episode in the Despicable Me franchise. Let's go over five of Carell's best live-action performances over the years. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Carell followed up his breakthrough in the movie office hit Bruce Almighty (2003) by joining the star-studded Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Carell played Brick Tamland, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, in Adam McKay's directorial debut. Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, and Fred Willard also appeared in the cast. Critics lauded the picture as one of the best comedies of the 2000s. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, released in 2013, saw Carell resume the role. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) Carell first established himself as a capable leading man in the film he co-wrote with Judd Apatow, who also directed. Andy Stitzer (Carell) is a 40-year-old man whose pals wish to assist him in losing his virginity. The American comedian portrayed a delusional and socially handicapped persona, which he would later reprise in various roles. The picture grossed more than $170 million at the box office, well above its $20 million production budget. Catherine Keener and Paul Rudd, among others, starred in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) Carell plays suicidal Marcel Proust researcher Dr. Frank Ginsberg in the two-time Academy Award winner narrative, who finds new life motivation in a road trip with his family to take his niece to compete in a child beauty pageant. Carell co-starred in the Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris-directed film opposite Greg Kinnear, Toni Collette, Paul Dano, Abigail Breslin, and Alan Arkin. The film debuted at the Sundance Film Festival and became an instant smash. Little Miss Sunshine grossed more than $100 million and received two Academy Awards for Best Original Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor (Arkin). Foxcatcher (2014) After many years in humor, Carell transitioned to drama in his later years. One of his most dramatic performances came in the film directed by Bennett Miller and written by E. Max Frye and Dan Futterman. Eccentric businessman John du Pont (Carell) transformed his Foxcatcher Farm home into a wrestling training center, inviting 1984 Olympic gold medalist wrestlers Mark Schultz (Channing Tatum) and his older brother David (Mark Ruffalo) to join the team. Carell's unforgettable performance earned him his first Academy Award nomination for Best Actor. Despite being a box-office flop, the film was universally praised by critics. The Big Short (2015) Mark Baum (Carell) was one of the few persons who correctly forecast the housing market crisis in 2007. Adam McKay's critically acclaimed drama chronicles the real-life narrative of Baum and the other great minds who predicted the US housing bubble. Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling, and Brad Pitt were among the cast members. The film received a slew of Oscar nominations, including Best Picture and Best Director, but only one was awarded: Best Adapted Screenplay. Aside from the performers' performances, the film is known for several cameos that break the fourth wall to discuss economic ideas.
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[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="800"] (PHOTO CREDITS: ARAYA DOHENY FOR GETTY IMAGES)[/caption] Iconic Roles take a look at some of the best performances by actors and actresses in film and television. While Steve Carell's portrayal as Michael Scott in the American version of The Office will undoubtedly go down in history books, the comedian exhibited a variety of roles he masterfully portrayed since making his cinematic debut in 1991's Curly Sue. Carell will shortly reprise his role as Gru in Minions: The Rise of Gru, the next episode in the Despicable Me franchise. Let's go over five of Carell's best live-action performances over the years. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Carell followed up his breakthrough in the movie office hit Bruce Almighty (2003) by joining the star-studded Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Carell played Brick Tamland, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, in Adam McKay's directorial debut. Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, and Fred Willard also appeared in the cast. Critics lauded the picture as one of the best comedies of the 2000s. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, released in 2013, saw Carell resume the role. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) Carell first established himself as a capable leading man in the film he co-wrote with Judd Apatow, who also directed. Andy Stitzer (Carell) is a 40-year-old man whose pals wish to assist him in losing his virginity. The American comedian portrayed a delusional and socially handicapped persona, which he would later reprise in various roles. The picture grossed more than $170 million at the box office, well above its $20 million production budget. Catherine Keener and Paul Rudd, among others, starred in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) Carell plays suicidal Marcel Proust researcher Dr. Frank Ginsberg in the two-time Academy Award winner narrative, who finds new life motivation in a road trip with his family to take his niece to compete in a child beauty pageant. Carell co-starred in the Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris-directed film opposite Greg Kinnear, Toni Collette, Paul Dano, Abigail Breslin, and Alan Arkin. The film debuted at the Sundance Film Festival and became an instant smash. Little Miss Sunshine grossed more than $100 million and received two Academy Awards for Best Original Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor (Arkin). Foxcatcher (2014) After many years in humor, Carell transitioned to drama in his later years. One of his most dramatic performances came in the film directed by Bennett Miller and written by E. Max Frye and Dan Futterman. Eccentric businessman John du Pont (Carell) transformed his Foxcatcher Farm home into a wrestling training center, inviting 1984 Olympic gold medalist wrestlers Mark Schultz (Channing Tatum) and his older brother David (Mark Ruffalo) to join the team. Carell's unforgettable performance earned him his first Academy Award nomination for Best Actor. Despite being a box-office flop, the film was universally praised by critics. The Big Short (2015) Mark Baum (Carell) was one of the few persons who correctly forecast the housing market crisis in 2007. Adam McKay's critically acclaimed drama chronicles the real-life narrative of Baum and the other great minds who predicted the US housing bubble. Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling, and Brad Pitt were among the cast members. The film received a slew of Oscar nominations, including Best Picture and Best Director, but only one was awarded: Best Adapted Screenplay. Aside from the performers' performances, the film is known for several cameos that break the fourth wall to discuss economic ideas.
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