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Love love love that ditch are aubergine farmers. The gayest vegetable.
#if that was intentional that’s genius#I’m thinking about ditch if you can’t tell#shoot from the hip#the unrelenting aubergine#I love how many possibilities for innuendos there are and then there’s like what one the whole play#And yet bus#is a bus#AND YET SOMEHOW#/lh
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GREAT 🙃
#george russell#monaco gp 2025#formula 1#c's f1 liveblogging.#we are so cooked 😭#how are we worse than last week?!?!#like the upgrades didn't work in imola so we removed them#UNDERSTANDABLE#and yet somehow#we are WORSEEE than imola and wayyy off miami 😭
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If i click on that co op ad one more damn time i’m gonna crash out
#asrikals dumb rambles#BECAUSE IT LITERALLY BUGS MY TUMBLR OUT TOO#i dont even mean to click it im extra careful each time now#and yet SOMEHOW#I KEEP HAVING IT CLICKED
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I just realized that at some point in some episode of Severance, Burt is going to say the name Miss Cobel. Which was followed by the understanding that the entire reason the character was given that name was to make Christopher Walken say “cow bell.”
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No but for real someone really should come put me out of my misery before I ruin all of my relationships by being a bad person with no emotional regulation skills.
#I love my girlfriends. I love my partner. I love my friends. I love my mutuals.#And yet somehow#I'm still a giant bitch to them all#It's not quirky or cute#It's horrible and cruel#And I should be shot dead in the streets#I'm so tired of being me...#I just want to sleep for a thousand years...
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Dear Manager,
Just finished season 2, episode 2 of The Last of Us, so I will be out on bereavement for the next 2-6 business months.
Sincerely,
The crying shell of your employee
#the last of us#last of us#the last of us hbo#hbo max#its on hbo#and yet somehow#i am shocked#joel miller#memes#meme#plot twist#deceased
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tfw your cricut gets used solely for the most ridiculous shit
#listen#my car is small#and yet somehow#bitches ALWAYS park so close i'm like a sardine in a can#gotta squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze#so i'm making these. one for me and three spare
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Just finished The Torture Book. First time I read when I was 11, it provided nightmare fuel for years. Let's see what it does now.
#animorphs#and yet somehow#23 was still the more depressing tobias book#someone give this kid a break
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Notice how other drivers who have done the exact same fucking thing, don’t get demonized. Notice how Charles can say fuck, and not get a community service for it from the fia?
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I'm gonna get such a good grade in procrastination today
#so much homework i should be doing#tests to study for#and yet somehow#i keep finding other nonsense to do#case in point#me posting this here rn#personal rambling
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me wanting to hope that in heartstopper season 3 aro erasure will get punched in the face the same way bi erasure was in season 2 but also being afraid to hope because i've been burned before
#the thing about aro rep is that at any given moment i have exactly zero expectation of it#and yet somehow#i've still managed to be disappointed by stories before#the fact that the word aromantic was said on screen in itself seems like such a big deal#i feel like i'm setting myself up for disappointment if i hope for too much more#i mean if anyone can deliver what i want to us it's probably alice but still#they seem to identify more with asexuality than aromanticism and if they want to write isaac as such i wouldn't begrudge them#but still. i want the aromanticism to be acknowledged a little more#or maybe i don't idk. i got full body chills and tears just listening to the word aromantic maybe true rep will kill me.#thank you for coming to my ted talk✌️
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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All a girl wants is to feel like she is a priority
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some insta doodle requests!!
#crythartic's art#persona 5#p5#p5r#persona 3#p3#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#ann takamaki#ryuji sakamoto#goro akechi#and somehow#the great ace attorney#i love that game btw PEAK!!!!! PEAAAKK#herlock sholmes#sumire yoshizawa#futaba sakura#sumitaba#junpei iori#chidori yoshino#jundori#ive been havign SO much fun ugh#there like. 20 other requests i havent approached yet#unfortunately uni hates me soooo much like ok#forgot to watermark everything...#dont steal im just a silly guy
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"you should wake up early to watch the sun rise!" is actually the dumbest possible way to guilt trip people into getting up early. hello, the sunset? exists too? every day even. and is equally gorgeous. and fits into many people's free time. you're awake, work's over and holyshit--THATSA SUNSET BABY!!!
#the ONE argument i will accept is you can get up early enough to observe the sunrise AND then later the sunset. two on the same day!!!#that's a great way to maximize the number of sunrise/sunsets you get to experience in a lifetime. very respectable goal!#yet somehow i suspect the for many people it less about opportunities to observe natural beauty. and more about moral superiority.#YOU ARE NOT MORALLY SUPERIOR FOR WAKING UP EARLY TO WATCH THE SUNRISE#or even necessarily happier or healthier.#anyways the beauty of an experience is not tied on having to force yourself to make sacrifices just to experience it
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