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i-may-be-an-emu · 4 months ago
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Love love love that ditch are aubergine farmers. The gayest vegetable.
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ihaveitprinteddout · 1 month ago
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GREAT 🙃
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kindaasrikal · 3 months ago
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If i click on that co op ad one more damn time i’m gonna crash out
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notrightnowsblog · 3 months ago
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I just realized that at some point in some episode of Severance, Burt is going to say the name Miss Cobel. Which was followed by the understanding that the entire reason the character was given that name was to make Christopher Walken say “cow bell.”
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mimiyanna · 3 months ago
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No but for real someone really should come put me out of my misery before I ruin all of my relationships by being a bad person with no emotional regulation skills.
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Dear Manager,
Just finished season 2, episode 2 of The Last of Us, so I will be out on bereavement for the next 2-6 business months.
Sincerely,
The crying shell of your employee
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piratefishmama · 2 years ago
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tfw your cricut gets used solely for the most ridiculous shit
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warriorlid14 · 5 months ago
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Just finished The Torture Book. First time I read when I was 11, it provided nightmare fuel for years. Let's see what it does now.
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marcmarquezz93 · 8 months ago
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Notice how other drivers who have done the exact same fucking thing, don’t get demonized. Notice how Charles can say fuck, and not get a community service for it from the fia?
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mollynoble · 2 years ago
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I'm gonna get such a good grade in procrastination today
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unnecessarilygrandiose · 2 years ago
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me wanting to hope that in heartstopper season 3 aro erasure will get punched in the face the same way bi erasure was in season 2 but also being afraid to hope because i've been burned before
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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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prettyprettypr1ncess · 2 months ago
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All a girl wants is to feel like she is a priority
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crythartic · 2 months ago
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some insta doodle requests!!
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months ago
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"you should wake up early to watch the sun rise!" is actually the dumbest possible way to guilt trip people into getting up early. hello, the sunset? exists too? every day even. and is equally gorgeous. and fits into many people's free time. you're awake, work's over and holyshit--THATSA SUNSET BABY!!!
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jtt-033-1613 · 11 months ago
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