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new-austin · 2 years ago

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Proposing my theory:

The Merchant's Guild is convinced Varric made up the whole "Champion of Kirkwall" arishok thing and all other Hawke Facts™️ because Hawke is obviously just Varric's favorite sugar baby. He makes up stories about Hawke so no one is suspicious when they can suddenly afford a nice house in high town or show up at important parties. If Hawke passes through the merchant guild's market in high town everyone there calls him the "Champion of Kirkwall" with a voice like they know exactly how much varric is paying the human nobles to pretend to gush about them.

#And this is a post #Dragon age #Da2 #varric tethras #Hawke #Wether or not your hawke is a varricmancer .. can't decide which is more funny

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bugsinthebayou · 7 months ago

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cunty sukuna

#captains orders #original post:#worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean #bangers

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the-fabled-void · 1 month ago

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I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

#undertale #utdr #papyrus #papyrus undertale #I'm not tagging the politician #Twitter #uttwt #my posts

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demadogs · 1 month ago

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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site #oh god is this gonna be my legacy #plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this #1k #10k

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staffs-secret-blog · 1 month ago

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#original post #tumblr #twitter

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jennifercheckwannabeme · 5 months ago

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where?

#girlblogging #this is a girlblog #just girly posts #this is girlhood

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koobiie · 6 months ago

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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vimbry · 4 months ago

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#is it obvious I thought of a really dumb joke while drawing skullivan #edit: og post changed for funsies

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spongebobssquarepants · 18 days ago

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Glass bridge with a cracking effect

#posts

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twentythousandvolts · 4 months ago

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

#epic post compilation

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sexygaywizard · 4 months ago

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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

#i talk #i post #hall of fame

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slutdge · 4 months ago

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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

#honestly even sober would be hard. carnival ass bar. who the fuck thought of this.#my posts

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punkitt-is-here · 4 months ago

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"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

#my posts #shitposts

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regina-cordium · 5 months ago

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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

#shut up about work #really the posts I put zero (0) thought into that get popular huh #hall of fame

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willinghands · 5 months ago

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