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Hey Riv what pronouns do u use
Riv: I use them all! I’m genderfluid!
Riv: Get it Inv? Genderfluid?
Riv: Like water?
Riv: Like a… rivulet?
Inv: Oh definitely! You could even say I found your joke riveting!
Inv: Do you get it Saint? It’s funny ‘cause the word riveting sounds like-
Saint: Just kill me.
#Rw siblings au#Rw Inv#Rw Rivulet#Rw Saint#someone save Saint#Uhhhh I forgor Inv’s disguise just use ur imagination ig pretend they’re wearing it lmao#Inv and Riv are very chaotic#And they love making bad jokes#Saint is the youngest here and somehow they are the most mature#They got their other hat on for this one#Their touque#Fun fact: Saint’s campaign takes place in Canada that’s where they got the touque and that’s why it’s so snowy there
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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!
there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.
#and before one of u is like '' i have no friends :(" i used to be there too actually#abusive partner cut me off from ALL of 'em. i didn't think i was lovable#it made me EXCEPTIONALLY shy. i still am actually!!!!#i just ... started saying ''yes.''#i would take pictures of flyers in my library and go to whatever events they had#i started taking community classes#if someone mentioned like ''i am gonna start x group'' i actually took a deep breath#and approached them to be like . okay i want in.#i started making the first move with new people - a small compliment#a smile or a little joke. just to share the space with them.#i have MASSIVE social anxiety. bad parent and bad relationship will do that to ya.#but i just... kept going. and going. and going. to each of these little things. and then...#like. .... idk i just am very blessed. i have a STUPID number of friends#a lot of which i reconnected with. bc it turns out love is never wasted. adult life just.#like. gets in the way. but also... i loved u as a weird little kid. i love u now as a weird big adult.#i promise i PROMISE ur friends are out there. u just have 2 find them. and btw#i didn't make friends with everyone. but i did get a lot of people to smile or laugh.#aint that something.#this process took me something like 2 years. it was HARD!!!!!!!!!!#i love u!!! hard things are often worth it!!!
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True pacifist ending.
#undertale#undertale fanart#grillby#frisk#frisk undertale#im such a fake ass grillby fan i legit didn't know this mf SPOKE CANONICALLY??? EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 2 WORDS.#anyway um i cried rivers first of all bc he spoke second of all bc i started tweaking bad#familial or genuinely good friends frisk & grillby make my day tbh i love them sm#that “good job” means sm to me DON'T EVEN JOKE BRU
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i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?
he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?
its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.
also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.
like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so
EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.
#i love making fun of him but he is like. Very Explicitly Not a Deadbeat Dad lol#WHY DID I WRITE SO MUCH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN#CHILCHUCK I AHTE EYOUUUUUIUUU#WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME....#EDIT: 'i thought the deadbeat dad stuff was a joke do ppl actually think that?' YES thats why i made this post 😭😭 bc ive seen ppl genuinely#say that hes a bad dad/husband!#L.txt#dungeon meshi#chilposting#long post
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‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old
#this post is a joke. i love zuko i would hit him with my car and then cradle his head like a dying baby deer#atla#zuko’s literally just a wet cat sorry. he’s not good at making decisions#this is a criticism of the ‘zuko can do no wrong’ ppl but ALSO a criticism of the ‘zuko is inherently bad and can never change’ ppl#two criticisms for the price of one post hehe#avatar the last airbender#prince zuko#zuko#talk tag
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Mayu's feelings regarding Jamil's OB look is a mix of "that goatee looks awful" and "those snakes are adorable"
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#oc#twst oc#twst yuu#shiokawa mayu#jamil viper x yuu#jamimayu#second one is just me testing out how he'd look with his bangs back and hair down dont mind me#i make the makeup wipes joke so often i had to draw it at least once#get yourself a girl who is unbothered by your emo edgelord mode#i can fix him ❌#i can attempt to remove the bad tattoo tarnishing his beautiful face ✅#real talk though i wonder if you can wipe it 🤔#stain removal expert mayu throwback#*polishing noises*#she names the one she's petting “cabbage” btw#spelled kabaj#(because that's a gibberish word duolingo taught me in arabic)#love how joyful whimsy his hair snakes look in the sprite though why are they so happy#they are literally pogging
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fun headcanon: jay is completely immune to any bug bite because any insect that touches him dies instantly.
@blinksalot jay being a bug zapper trap
#I was going to make a joke with pokemon but I have a bad memory and in my mind the electric type was super effective against bugs. weird#anyway i love drix. she is so fun to draw#ninjago jay#jay ninjago#ninjago drix#drix ninjago#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#jay walker#ninjago fanart#ninjago headcanon
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"There's no place I'd rather be than by your side, hearing the sweet sound of your laughter"
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#usagi yuichi#leoichi#samurai rabbit#my art#im feeling sappy and they make me feral ahsfdjagdkjashdka#i love them lots#yuichi would prolly love hearing leo's lame jokes and share some bad ones in return
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was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head
#I’m fine with writers doing something different with a character but they keep making them weirdly mean for no reason#please stop mischaracterizing the blorbos#Sherlock is not a heartless machine of a man. he has allot of compassion he just has trouble properly expressing it.#Why do they keep making him emotionless and broody#well the broody is accurate#stop making him mean to Watson that’s his hypeman bestie soulmate he would kill and die for#And he has a sense of humor. he’s described laughing giggling or chuckling in the books allot. Especially at his own jokes#Batman is a genuinely good person who cares about the people around him and also the entirety of Gotham#He cares about his mentally unwell villains and wants them to get the help they need#And he also doesn’t kill. Under any circumstance. That’s a big part of his character idk how anyone could miss that#the mischaracterization of Batman is so bad it’s effecting the comics#It’s spreading like a infection#Superman is sweet and kind and full of love for humanity#he’s ridiculously powerful and uses that power to selflessly help others#most importantly he’s just a farmboy from Kansas#Not that deep into Superman lore sorry#There’s hope for the future of Superman and Batman movies#which is nice#Sherlock holmes#acd sherlock#Superman#batman#Dc
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. • Message In A Bottle • Namis Journey pt. 2 • .
Easy Target acquired.
#message in a bottle au#idk why but i love including buggy in everything#i feel so bad for making him the butt of the joke all the time LMAO#buggy the clown#buggy#one piece#one piece fanart#nami#nami fanart#one piece au#one piece comic
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IJustThinkHesNeat.png
#kamen rider#kamen rider build#kamen rider grease#kazumi sawatari#fan art#tell me i have bad taste he's such a freak lol#love that for him though#i don't have anything funny to draw about him... he makes a joke of himself just by existing...#power of friendship guy of all time#grease is so hard to draw why did i try it twice lol?
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Self-portrait of Ruben Sevak (before 1915)
#my first thought was “RIP Ruben Sevak you would've loved selfies”#but I've got too much respect for him to make jokes on his behalf and now I feel bad#I promise to tell you more about him very soon#poetry#classic literature#armenian literature#ruben sevak#armenian genocide
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Desmond was raised in a secluded group where everyone was treated mostly equal (leaving out the difference in treatment through ranks or skill) but there wasn't racism or homophobia so imagine how absolutely confused he was when he started working at the bar and some conservative came up to the bar, gave him a dirty look and loudly remarked "can I get someone who speaks English to pour my drink?" While glaring at Desmond. Meanwhile, young confused gives him a look and is like "I can speak english?"
They end up going back and forth for a few minutes with the conservative guy making all sorts of racist remarks and confused Desmond, shutting those remarks down. Eventually, the guy gets fed up and storms out of the bar, and Desmond's coworkers have to explain racism to him.
#i love it when it shows that desmond was raised by a cult in the wilderness#that man does not understand how society works#of course his coworkers are a bad influence on him and teach him all sorts of racist jokes#that are actually funny#anyway#pre canon desmond my beloved#they could never make me hate you#assassin's creed#desmond miles#silly desmond#desmond
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it is with a heavy heart i must announce the fankid-enjoyer has made another fankid 😔 this is comet... ive been playing with him for a while. he's a couple years younger than johnny jr and umm well I'll tell you more about him later. when i post the other pile of drawings i have of him.
#hey did you know you should never make a fan character as a joke or a funny even a little#and you DEFINITELY shouldnt entertain doodling a little design for them and you should NEVER give them a name#bc then youre just going to be attached and youre gonna have to be like man... now ive gotta raise this fankid...#the original doodle on the side of a canvas is from the end of MAY...#these are just from the last month tho. started actually iterating his design. so u see the differences#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic oc#stc#sonic the comic#exit sonic#johnny jr#knuckles the echidna#sonknux#id in alt text#comet#see the issue and problem here is that this is baby 2. once i post this u r going to see too much of him#tho i think baby would kill comet immediately so bad. no contest.#comet is niceys baby LOVES k*lling#okay.... bye
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Straight up? Hunter's my boy. But not this Omega fool, okay?
#the bad batch#crosshair#sergeant hunter#omega#wrecker#my art#my videos#a friend and I were joking about this audio for these characters and in a frenzy I sat down down and made this#haven't draw non-bald Crosshair in a while!#i have some other goofy videos in the works and I'm excited#i love making stuff like this
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can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest
like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!
#me.txt#jjba#i'm going to ramble in tags actually. excuse me#ok. rereading sdc and so confused at the general perception of jotaro and his friends/family. he's not NEARLY as flat or as dickish#i understand that the anime (particularly the dub) tends to slander him but even then he still clearly cares for them! i'm confused#i also understand that a lot of people dig against jotaro and kakyoin as a dynamic because 'they're popular' and that generally disliking#popular things across media is a thing that i've seen consistently everywhere but the discredit to them simply as a DUO and not even as a#pairing is so..... odd..... like they're considered to be a duo that clicks for a reason. i enjoyed them even before i got into the fandom#every time i see someone say jotaro is overrated/dull i take a shot and assume they're an anime-only or only read the manga like once btw#joseph and jotaro also have a neat dynamic and they obviously both love and care for each other. like they're not going to go around loudly#or anything but literally the entirety of the lovers and the prelude to the dio fight IS jotaro being worked up over joseph getting hurt#equally i don't know if it translates to the anime as much but joseph is VERY complimentary when it comes to jotaro. like he sings his#praises so often and reminds everyone that he's his grandson so frequently (d'arby the gamer is a good example of this). either way it's so#peculiar....... there's not enough avdol and jotaro content btw (also in canon) because jotaro obviously looks up to him and avdol jokes#around with him on the occasion they interact after their intro which doesn't start very well. it's very cute#i do think an important thing to note about jotaro's character is how he acts AFTER his intro because he's so drastically different. early#jotaro and later jotaro aren't the same character and i do not mean this in a character development way. excluding the jail incident he's#completely different and probably shouldn't really be taken into account (especially considering the amount of slapstick in araki's intros)#and i think that's really???? what people center on for his character? Which sucks balls bad!#anyways. i could ramble more about this if asked i have so much to say but sigh. jotaro cares so much for his friends and family he's not a#flat fully cold asshole character regardless of whether you watch the anime or ova or read the manga. you just have poor media literacy#i wouldn't recommend watching solely the anime for his character though. the dub also changes a lot so it's... questionable#i love the anime and it's still important for him though. also adds neat stuff. i need to stop myself. i have many thoughts on the matter#jotaro kujo#joseph joestar#noriaki kakyoin#adding in case anyone sees: i am not saying that he is perfect about this. in fact he is very ass about it with jolyne and holly and that's#very important. he also is in fact an asshole sometimes. NOT as much as you guys are making him though!#please don't get me started on how much of a dick etc people make kakyoin to veer away from the 'woobified' characterizations of him#in fact i think that's bad if not worse because it CLAIMS to be in character. hes a prim asshole at times but not that angry or dishevelled
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