#And I'm not asking him LMAOOO

[pyxscythe]

Since I tweeted it out I'll post it here too: Muu just mentioned that any duos with k!muu will be strictly platonic!! Shipping hasn't really been an issue in ksmp but it's good to know anyway 🫶

[koshercosplay]

Neil gaiman is a Zionist :(

this is so funny because if you google "neil gaiman zionist" nearly all of the links are to unsourced tumblr posts or responses to a single tweet from 2015 that just acknowledges Israel's existence

I see gaiman has once again committed the heinous crime of Being Jewish When Israel Is In The News

[mrs-monaghan]

What would it take for you to believe Jikook are 100 percent real?

Nothing. I'm already there.

How wholesome was this moment?

Thanks @chicknbunny13

JK was doing so well but he chose to fall rather than bump into Jimin 🥺🥺 that's too cute i can't!!!

[babsvibes]

Unpopular Opinion Time:

What is your unpopular opinion?

Frond is not a good guidance counselor

[mrsoharaa]

shitty ex boyfriend suguru who sends you an unsolicited video of him and his "assistant" Manami going at it out of spite...but you retaliate back with a unsolicited video of you and satoru being just as bad. on your bed. wearing one of suguru's old hoodies.

[bonefall]

you talk about clear sky likes he’s this huge tyrant or something. now i haven’t read dawn of the clans in a long time but was he really that bad? i don’t remember a lot of things that happen in that arc btw. or did you make him even worse with the bonefall rewrite??

i should reread dawn of the clans

Things Canon Clear Sky does;

Throw his disabled brother into the wilderness to die

Reject his only surviving son because its mother died in a building collapse after leaving in protest of all his violence

Come back only once that son is grown and useful

Refuse to care for a clanmate with an infected wound, kicking him out

Tells his son to lick the pus off his friend's wound if he cares about him so much, publicly

A lot of public humiliation in general

Is 1 of 2 suspects in the mauling of a battered housewife who dies of her injuries

General warmongering

Responds to the idea of peace talks by taking a prisoner of war

Starves that prisoner of war to the point of emaciation after promising to care for him while he's detained

Starts the bloody First Battle when the starving prisoner of war catches a bat because he hasn't eaten in days

Dozens of people die in this completely pointless and avoidable fight. They cannot dig the mass grave in one day.

Murders Rainswept Flower during this, saying he "got so mad he didn't know what he was doing". This is accepted as a reasonable excuse lmao something is deeply wrong with these writers.

And that's all BEFORE the "Redemption Arc." He continues to act like this but now the narrative decides he's good now and everyone's mean to him for holding him accountable for his actions, he's so sorry guys :(((

After his redemption arc;

Loudly whines and complains that StarClan is forcing him to take an outsider, Micah, as a doctor

Treats him poorly while he's in SkyClan, shown to be verbally abusive every time it comes up (Micah insists he's not so bad if you give it back to him, though this is shown to not be true)

Foists a Clanborn apprentice onto him immediately, Acorn Fur, with the implication that she will replace him as soon as possible.

Refuses to allow Moth Flight and Micah to gather sap for another Clan, knowing denying medicine will kill someone

Orders Red Claw to fight Micah, getting Micah killed

Refuses to allow Moth Flight to finish Acorn Fur's training

When his baby son gets mauled by a fox, he refuses to allow Acorn Fur to go get help until infection sets in

He blames Wind Runner for this because she held Moth Flight back for like 5 minutes.

Holds Moth Flight as a prisoner of war when she needs that sap again until Wind Runner apologizes for killing his baby

So in short; he is canonically an awful tyrant and I'm barely making him any worse in my rewrite. I'm just making it so he doesn't have a failed 'redemption arc' because he didn't even actually change in-canon.

I don't care how "scared and sad" he was when he was doing war crimes. His motivations are piss poor excuses for justifications and his botched redemption arc is one of the worst plots the writers ever hatched.

[someprettyname]

And you? Are you compatible with Michael Kaiser?

in real life? Mm. I don't think so. Not really. I can make it work, yes. But the question is would i be willing to? Because I don't know if I would have that much energy. Or if he'll be willing enough. It might last a few months (I'm taking around 6 months), but long term relationship not really. We both won't be the most naturally "compatible" irl and I've come to terms with that 😔 we can be amazing friends though 🔥🔥

[voxxisms]

@voxuli whispered a line !! pick up my muse ( accepting! ) Eighteen hours is enough work today. Time to have a break. Bridal style if he cooperates. Fireman's carry over the shoulder if he doesn't.

HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN GETTING USED TO THIS. vox ( other vox? they should figure that out sometime ) was proving to be very disruptive to his work almost every time that they got together.

yet, too shocked to fight when he was lifted, blinking in surprise before settling with a pout on his face.

❛ you just keep dragging me away, huh? i still had an hour left on my timer. i've been cutting back, you know! ❜

fifteen minutes at a time, sure, but he worked half an hour less this week than last week!

[spring-lxcked]

@florietiae got me thinking abt this but william completely unintentionally catching someone in the middle of a murder?? or, bonus, suspecting that someone he's interacting with is a serial killer??? william meeting another serial killer accidentally would be fucking catastrophic. his new fucking protege or partner or whatever. it's like the AUs with vanessas but worse because he's going to initially pretend he's not a killer too, just weirdly chill with a lot of things. i might have played too much ki.ller chat.

[gojonanami]

I love how collectively our ideal type is a hot ethics professor

truly i love that for us - there's one man for us

i guess we all have to share custody

[decaf-mother]

I need to platonically cuddle with Kurt Wagner. I just know he'd be so cozy and it'd just be nice to snuggle and be besties. I don't need to be romanced by him- I need to be held by the blue guy. Please. He's just too adorable with his sharp ass teeth and demonic tail and teleporting all over the place.

[kuromi-hoemie]

hehe im making my friend a collar for his birthday ^.^ ♡⁠ i kinda wanna get him a choke chain like the one i wear too.. imma tell him to wear a black tank top for me when i drop em off like buddy my guy my boy.... i need to see this look on you.

[willowser]

🫂 for a selfship of your choice!

🫂 what's one significant moment of physical contact you had during the pining stage ?

just bc of the wonderful support from that anon, i will take a crack at it for canon dabi ! hehehe let's see....

this is going to sound bad, but probably the third or fourth time we hooked up LOL it took us a very long time to build any sort of trust, and i think that doesn't happen until we both reach a very obvious point in our "relationship" that we're....not not going to hurt each other, bc we're still not 100% sure atp, but that....we're coming back to one another for a reason. if that makes ANY sense LOL

sort of like the whole hooks-up-first-feelings-later trope hehehe so the first few times are really quick and fast and intense ?? and then after that is when we start to take our time 🥺 and that's when it starts meaning something 🥺

tysm for asking !!! hehe

pining stage ask game !

[mad-hunts]

Chucks a baseball at his head, then zooms off in her little electrical Mercedes-Benz driveable kid's toy car.

much to barton's own surprise, he had actually been having a pretty good day so far today. not waking up drenched in sweat because you had a nightmare was always a good thing — and having appointments with all relatively easy patients as well? it was probably the closest thing that barton could get to a blessing, he thought. but of course... it seems like nothing is capable of lasting forever, including his positive mood. because one moment, barton was just humming along to a song on the radio that he was listening to as he worked on his latest 'doll,' and the next? he was being pelted in the head with a baseball. and it was like a switch had turned 'on' in barton's head instantly at this, as he began murmuring some unintelligible but probably very vulgar things underneath his breath in french, while his hands curled into partial fists.

oh, whoever had done that was going to die. that much was clear as barton turned around to look at the 'assailant' and found out that it was even worse than he originally thought, because it was her: joker. he let out an enraged cry as he quite literally shoved all of the materials off of his work desk to find the knife that he had buried underneath all of his materials. and without further ado, barton turned around, huffing angrily before he took off after joker. ❝ i warned you about hitting me with things, joker! now i am going to flay you alive, ❞ yeahhh, she was definitely in trouble now, because this is pretty accurate to what he looked like and it's somewhat akin to a rabid animal. so joker... i suggest you keep on driving, and faster:

[chaoticeddie]

lmaooooo I got seated at the gay table at the reception for my sister's catholic wedding

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Wait I think I missed something in this incredible saga. Are you going on a date with the coworker??? I swear the last thing I saw was “no I would never” lmaoooo. If so, I (like the rest of snzblr) are anxious for updates about your love life. You’re one of the top snzblr couples now, enjoy 🤙

I did say I would never and I was a fucking liar apparently 😔 it's not technically a date tho bc I never told him it was bc I need to be so casual and mysterious ahdkaksk but it's a date To Me lmao. It's tomorrow tho bc we're still at work rn and it doesn't look like we're leaving anytime soon so at least I have that to look forward to I guess lmao