#And I was like FUCK
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mr-malumm · 15 days ago
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Cringetober day 27: YouTuber fanart!!!
Im just now getting into fnaf and i love phone guy 🧍🏃💨 BSHDHAHAHAHAHA
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strawberrryangel · 1 year ago
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currently have strep, a viral infection, an ear infection, and laryngitis, but at least i’ve got supernatural. at least i’ve got supernatural. at least i’ve got supernatural. at least i’ve got—
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scumpatrol · 10 months ago
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it looked so bad god why did i do that to myself
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babacontainsmultitudes · 2 years ago
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Taylor doodle because he will always be baby and crop of a druid Sparrow WIP that I’ll probably never finish??
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puppyeared · 2 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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saltywinteradult · 5 days ago
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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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riacte · 11 months ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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incandescent-creativity · 7 months ago
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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.
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teaboot · 10 months ago
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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wild-moss-art · 1 year ago
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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blairwitchapologist · 11 months ago
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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders
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randomalistic · 11 months ago
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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luriuan · 8 months ago
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I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.
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lastoneout · 11 months ago
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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thedisablednaturalist · 10 months ago
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
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Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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