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#And I think that's beautiful
toxintouch · 6 hours
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If Leander knows Kuras is an angel, this whole exchange is 100% more funny to me.
Leander has been practicing hard to create a drink so nasty it could get an angel shitfaced.
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vetteldixon · 7 months
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'the average driver at the 2024 saudi gp has a 2 second penalty' is a statistical anomaly. crimes kmag, who has 30 seconds of penalties is an outlier and should not be counted
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four-rabbit · 4 months
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Chilchuck kinda canonically has dad humor tm but it's not the bad puns type of dad jokes it's the less well known but just as painful for everyone who has no witness it "horribly timed sexual/crude humor that no one else finds funny except him"
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Something about Good Omens from a Jewish perspective, something about Crowley, about questions, something about how we are not in heaven, about how we get to decide the rules here on Earth, something about discussion, about wrestling with G-d, and something about how G-d is outnumbered and doesn't get a say, something about how "heaven" and "hell" don't really matter, about trying to make things better from the context of our lives, something about leaving the world a better place than you found it, something about drinking and enjoying life right here and now, something about "they tried to kill us and failed, let's eat".
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oh2bloved · 8 months
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im so late to this
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oshalittlestar · 2 months
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Osha shutting off the com in the ship was honestly old married couple shenanigans goal I cant
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markscherz · 1 year
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Bird-reptiles is a butterfly-moth situation?
Precisely! These kinds of situations show us how wrong we have been for so long about the relationships among various animals. The pretty little boxes we like to make are often very, very wrong, phylogenetically, i.e., they are not compatible with the *actual* relationships among the organisms.
Here are a few other mind-fucks that have come to light as a result of modern methods being applied to traditional categories that turned out to be wrong:
• Snakes are lizards
• Termites are cockroaches
• Birds belong to lizard-hipped dinosaurs (Saurischia), not the bird-hipped ones (Ornithischia)
• All tetrapods are fish
• Insects are crustaceans
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My favourite bit of Bridgerton Season 3
Kate: Anthony, you know eating me out won’t give you an heir
Anthony: Just because it hasn’t happened YET doesn’t mean we should stop trying to make it happen, Kate!!!
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barrel-crow-n · 10 months
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Thinking about how Kaz was so possessive and obsessive over Fifth Harbour because that's the place where he crawled out of the sea no longer as Kaz Rietveld, but as Kaz Brekker, and how that place was his start of darkness and the beginning of his hunt for revenge. But then he gifted Inej a ship there. He told her that her berth would also be free for when, if, she decided to come back, because she is under no obligation to. That's where he gave Inej her parents back. He made his place of start of darkness, to the place of his start back to light, and healing.
Thinking about how Kaz always fixates on the smallest details, and no matter how symbolic it is in an analysis, it's more symbolic to him as a person in the story.
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It is entire plausible that either/both GA and DD have written and potentially published txf fanfiction
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zorasthoughts · 6 months
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it's the "pippa" to "pip" to "sarge" to "trouble" pipeline for me
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pedrospatch · 2 months
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not to be a sap or anything but it’s kinda nice to see all the kindness and unity on my dash. love truly speaks louder than hate.
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gingersp1ce547 · 7 months
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I cant get over how funny it is that q!cellbit went through a really rough mental health crisis and also was in an incredibly traumatic situation, got out of it and then decided “fuck it. Might as well get reallllllly into skating”
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devotion-disorder · 17 days
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#/head in hands/ i love him but alas i also forgot how much of a pain his hair is to draw
make him bald >:)
would not be the first time this has happened LMAO
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pharawee · 2 months
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rcmclachlan · 4 months
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It's been a month since Vincent Gerrard was reinstated at the 118. Tommy and Buck make plans for what comes next.
"You, Hen, Chim—you had all these horror stories about Gerrard, and I always thought, They have to be exaggerating. There's no way anyone like that exists in real life. He sounded like a Disney villain. I used to picture him evilly twirling his mustache by the dumpsters behind the station." "I still wouldn't rule that out," Tommy mutters.
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