#Amity: damnit

[wandixx]

I did a thing? It's not big bit I hope you like it.

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Conner was absolutely exhausted. He and a few other members of the Young Justice team were free when Unknown sent a distress signal, so it was out of the question that they went to help. Really, they just sped to the closest stash with weapons to handle Unknown’s opponents and get to the battlefield.

It quickly escalated into involving various adult members including some from JLD who nearly never answered their calls. All because villains collaborated. ‘Cause, of course, they did. Life couldn’t be nice just this once.

The whole fight was kind of a blur if he was being honest with himself. He of course remembered pain, chaos, frantic attempts to protect everyone, and anger that these so-called ghosts just wouldn’t stay down. He hadn’t completely blacked out. But he had trouble recalling what exactly had happened. Who exactly he fought, who exactly he saved, where he moved, why his knuckles bleed, and why his ribs ached. He wasn’t too concerned. He was made to be a weapon, it happened sometimes. He wasn’t made to remember things.

Anyway, he somehow ended up only a few steps from Unknown who sat on the ground, taking heavy, labored breaths. They were facing the other way, supporting their forehead on their bent knee, face obscured by angle, hood, and long hair. Their heart was beating faster than he ever heard it (it was almost speedster fast and normally it was too slow to be healthy!) while the ever-present buzz from their chest sped so much it sounded almost even. They seemed to tremble. It was concerning, to say the least, so Conner fought his own fatigue and kneeled next to them. He cautiously touched their shoulder but retreated when they winced.

“Do me not doing what you need me to do put anyone in danger?” they rasped anxiously between too-shallow breaths.

“No, I just-”

“Alright, then give me a moment” they wheezed. Conner felt a little out of his depths. He had yet to actually learn how to help people in shock or any other psychological responses to distress. Don’t get him wrong, he was learning, he just wasn’t any good at this. He wished that anyone else was there to console Unknown properly but they were all busy with banishing villains or cleaning up the debris.

“You’re hyperventilating,” he stated instead.

“No shit Sherlock”

“Do you want me to coach you through some breathing exercises so you don’t pass out?”

“Nah”

“Okay”

So he just sat next to Unknown, adult competent hero, listening as they tried to even out their gasps. He saw how their fingers pressed on the meat of their arm. Whatever they were doing seemed counterproductive but he knew better than to interfere. You can’t help a person who doesn’t want it. So, he just kept taking deep, calm breaths, hoping they would follow his lead.

It was weird to console the adult hero but he guessed it happened.

“Okay, maybe a little help?” they whispered, audibly panicking. It came out almost as a squeal. Conner nodded even though they couldn’t see it and got to work. It didn’t take them all that long to collect themselves but even after their breaths had calmed and their heart had slowed down, they didn’t move.

“Do you feel better now?” he asked cautiously.

“Yeah,” their voice still was barely louder than a whisper. Gods bless Conner’s super hearing or else they wouldn’t be able to have this conversation. “Thank you. And sorry, I’m usually better at handling this.”

“It’s okay”

It really was. It wasn’t the first nor probably the last time when hero got overwhelmed by a big fight. It was admirable that Unknown managed to wait with his panic until everything was wrapped up. Even if it was still weird to console an adult. Conner once again tried to put a hand on their shoulder. They didn’t show any indication of discomfort so he didn’t take it back.

Flash stopped in front of them, leaving a cloud of dust in his wake.

“You guys alright?” he asked fast like always. Unknown raised their head to look at the older hero and-

Their mask must have fallen off somewhen during the fight.

Oh.

“Yeah, I kinda freaked out for a moment but Superboy helped me get over it.”

Oh.

Unknown wasn’t an adult.

They (he? They kind of looked like boy) couldn’t be older than Conner himself. Maybe even younger than Robin.

They looked weirdly familiar for someone he never saw before.

When none of the heroes answered just staring at them with shock, they curled in themselves a little more and started mumbling.

“I know panic is unprofessional, I promise I’ll do better next time, I usually do, I just really don’t like dragging other people into my fights and kinda spiraled ‘cause of it I-“

“You’re a kid” Flash interrupted, almost choking on his words. Unknown froze, then slowly raised their dirty hand to touch their naked face.

“Oh, no, no, no-” their heartbeat piqued again, as they hastily ran their fingers across their cheeks and forehead and nose and everything else as if they could somehow find their full face mask if they tried hard enough. They were mumbling again.

Conner squeezed their shoulder in what he hoped was a grounding gesture. Where did he see this face?

“Hey, it’s alright kid. We all just assumed you were a little older, that’s it. Nothing bad happened.” Flash tried but his words went unheard. Superboy squeezed their arm again, hoping it would be at least just a little grounding.

Where has Conner seen this face?

“Please don’t give me back to them. I’ll be useful, I promise.” They hadn’t stopped speaking but these specific words struck something in young Kryptonian.

He heard similar words before.

He remembered the white-haired, flying girl who he found pickpocketing some unsuspecting tourists, who later ate burgers with him, sitting on top of one of Metropolis’ skyscrapers, talking in hushed tones about labs and guilt of being created as a weapon. Who did her best to reassure him and herself as well that they were more than they were made for. That they were full people. The girl who knew how it was to be an imperfect copy of someone else.

The girl who had a loving template, who couldn’t take her in because of his living situation but did his best to prepare her, before letting her travel for safety and self-discovery.

The girl loved her template enough to show her fellow clone, who she knew for less than three hours, a photo.

“Danny?” he asked, even though he knew.

The boy fell silent before he choked quick, unfinished:

“How-”

“You’re a little different from a guy Dani told me about”

Danny gasped quiet “oh” and looked at nothing in front of him with a sad, broken smile. The kind of smile people often wore when they thought about mysterious before when life was better and happiness easier. Conner wasn’t old enough to have his own before. For now his before was Cadmus lab and he would rather get beaten up into a pulp than return to this place. But Danny seemed to have before and before he was thinking about was different than his before meaning the completely civilian life that Dani told him about. He seemed to think about a time when he was a hero and had Dani and see it as before. Conner was kind of curious about what changed.

“I was a little different guy back then.”

Unknown, the Wandering Hero

So! We all know the typical Vivisection AU, right? Danny is revealed to his parents and they take it in all the wrong ways. They capture him, Vivisect him, and eventually he manages to escape with the help of his friends.

But what about his Rouges?

Sure, we all like to think of some of the more friendly ones like Ember, or Sydney, or Johnny 13 and Kitty, but he has WAY more Evil Rouges than good ones.

Without Danny there to reign them in, the Rouges spread out across the world to fulfill their obsessions, unhampered by the Heroes and Villains of the world that have no means to fight them.

And Danny? He feels responsible. He was the one to open the Gate, he was the Sacrifice, the one to let them through. And when the going got tough he just up and left? No, that won't do.

His Obsession is Protection for a reason, and nothing has changed. All he needs to do is expand his area of focus a little.

Danny, after healing up, starts wandering the world in search of the Ghosts who have escaped into the Mortal Realm. He battles all of his old foes, as well as many new ones who he hadn't met before.

His travels take him far and wide.

He defeats Skulker in Metropolis, as he is trying to hunt down the Super Family for their pelts. They are the last of their race after all, so he is inclined to try and hunt them. Honestly dealing with Skulker was easy, dealing with the Rich Asshole who was funding him was a nightmare.

He chases down Spectra in Gotham as she tries to feed on the misery of an entire City. (Thanks to @impyssadobsessions for the idea, this Prompt specifically). She is actually a very tough fight, especially powered by both the Misery of an Entire City as well as his Own Misery, but he manages.

He defeats Technus is Central City, as he tries to Raid Star Labs for their advanced Tech. It actually took a while to beat him after he amped himself with all that Power, and he did need help from the Local Hero to deal with him. He's just thankful Technus is one of the more "Harmless" ones.

After every Victory, he sends them back to the Realms using the Banishing Spell that Sam taught him a while back (the only bit of magic he ever really managed to master).

He knows they'll eventually find their way back out, but it's all he can do anymore. It's his eternal Punishment for unleashing them out into the World in the first place. He was the Catalyst for this Situation, now he was tasked with Fixing it, no matter how long it took.

...

The Justice League is caught in a tricky situation a the moment.

In the past few months, they have been encountering more and more of these Extra Dimensional Beings known as Realms Ghosts across the World.

Justice League Dark has had some success in battling them, but even they are getting tired of having to deal with every single incident alone.

They did get approached by a Government Agency known as the Ghostly Investigation Ward that seemed to want to help, but it didn't take long to realize that their main Aim was to Genocide the entire Race. The JLA had quickly cut ties after realizing that, and took what little Tech and Information they had been able to gather.

Still, it wasn't easy to deal with these Entities.

Thankfully, they have had some outside help. An Unknown Being has been routinely showing up whenever a Realms Ghost appears and defeating them, before using a (as described by Constantine) "Rudimentary Banishing Spell held together by willpower and luck" to send them back to their home Dimension. There's honestly no way it should be functional, but he did make it work either way.

They don't know much about this Unknown, aside from the fact that he seems to be the only one able to consistently damage the Realms Ghosts. His Powerset leads them to belive he may be from the same Dimension, or at least drawing his power from the same Source, but as he actively avoids the League and takes every opportunity to not talk to them, they know they aren't getting any answers any time soon.

Over the past few months, they had affectionately started referring to him as Unknown, creative they know, because they could never get his Real Name. Sure, some of the Realms Ghosts seemed to recognize him, but they always called him stuff like "Whelp" and "Punk" and "Usurper", which were not very good names to use when referring to him. Although the last one was a bit concerning.

They had only managed to trade a few quick words with Unknown in the past few months, but it was enough to get the Gist of it. He was just doing his job, sending the Realms Ghosts back where they belonged. There was apparently a Tear in Reality letting them through, but he seemed hesitant to reveal what he knew about it.

After a few months of sparse interactions, they eventually managed to convince him to at least take an Emergency Communicator. Just in case. They even let him take it apart to look for any Tracking Devices, which earned them a small bit of trust. They took whatever wins they could.

Fortunately, it seemed he never did need it. In fact he was getting more and more efficient with every battle, defeating his foes in half the time it would have taken before.

Unfortunately, it didn't last forever. One day, the Communicator went off, a distorted voice quickly saying, "Need backup, some of them decide to Team Up" before cutting out.

They quickly rushed to his location, finding an active battlefield with no less that a dozen Ghosts battling Unknown. And he seemed to be on the ropes.

With their arrival, the combined force of the Justice League and Unknown eventually managed to defeat the Group of Ghosts. Justice League Dark volunteered to work on the Banishing Spells while the others cleaned up the damage from the Battle.

One of them approached Unknown to make sure he was ok, and froze.

During the battle, Unknown's Mask had been Torn off, and they could finally see the face of the Hero they had been working with for the past few months.

And he was a Child.

[emdeerm]

Prompt/Idea!

I'm searching for a job, god damnit!

So, a fresh college graduate Danny is searching for a job. He moved out of the Amity park as soon as he could, never ending up revealing himself to his parents. For a very good reason, Jazz, Sam and Tucker agree.

Anyway, he didn't manage to go into any of the space programs or fancy colleges. The first one was cut short by his health stats. Being electrocuted half to death leaves its marks apparently. Who knew. The second one was caused by his abyssamal marks. He did manage to seal the portal in his las year of Highschool but it was too late.

Sam and Tucker moved out. Tucker to the Metropolis. Jazz and Sam decided to settle down in Gotham for the time being. Danny... wasn't sure where to go yet. He got his degree in engineering and just rented an apartment in one of the small towns near the big Sister cities.

Honestly, he wasn't too sad about his life. He could visit even the deepest corners of space on his own. And he often did. Well, when Frostbite would allow to use the Infi-map and tag allong. His family was close. His life was alright.

But Ancients, why was it so hard to find a job that wasn't a MLM in disguise?! It seemed as if no matter what listing he took, it would lead to the same office, same MLM and same conditions! At least it seemed like the recuter was just as confused as he was by his continued appearance.

OR:

JL is searching for a good engeneer and some put up listings under their civilian identities. Meanwhile, JLD is searching for Phantom regarding the Anti-Ecto Acts that were recently discovered. Since the guy is a ghost they tried to summon him. Didn't work. Then they decided to add a small attraction spell to the listings from the JL.

Danny keeps finding new job offers. The conditions sound super dream like, sketchy as shit and way too good. But he has to sign an NDA before any more of what the job entails would be given.

Flash, who was put in charge of interviewing people, because he was being punished for something, is getting more and more confused and concerned for the kid

[billygoat26]

GOD DAMNIT LUZ ASKING AMITY OUT STILL MAKES ME CRY HAPPY TEARS RAHHHHHH

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

no one ever really comments about how bittersweet it feels to read an unfinished fic. the longing feeling of wanting to not let go of it in a way that surrounds small bits of mystery. especially when the author had previously written as if they were super sure theyd update again in a foreseeable future. sure, they might not have and thats okay. i just hope theyre well.

i told myself i wasnt gonna get attached, though, damnit!!! told myself, "13 chapters and 50k words and unfinished?? that seems like a lot of content. what the hell!" it was a lot, but.... not enough as well...

UGH. it was a gem and i absolutely did not expect to find a lumity fanfic abt metal bands and shit BUT IT EXISTS AND IM GLAD. not what i had in mind for a band au but hey!!! i liked it lmao.

the concept of amity dealing with compulsive heteosexuality and her thinking "maybe im just sick...." fucking made me want to start sobbing on the floor in a ball. like- i did NOT need to relate to her more in that way 😭. BECAUSE LIKE the concept of being like "this is whats supposed to be right, right? i should want this... so... why dont i?" </3. im on the floor crying. EVEN IF IT WASNT INTERPRETED LIKE THAT, ISTG. ive never seen that viewpoint but went through that shit too. thank u for validating but also emotionally wrecking me.

(this is the fic btw if you want to see it too)

anyway just doing research for a friend about band aus and writing band aus and found this ^. it seemed super interesting and up my alley because as a music buff and newbie metal enthusiast, i was like "oooooo" so yeah, haha. im rambling, but this fic will probably stick with me for the rest of this week but i just got to its end and want to actually cry rn. I JUST WANT MORE </3 /lh.

[echoing-gravity]

No one Knows Angst Danny Phantom Au to the theme of this song.

in which danny believes the shit his parents are spewing about ghosts not being people and is a tramatized 14 child, the acccident happened and danny was by himself. he thinks hes fully dead, but hes aware hes in "denial" about it and "lies" to his family about being alive.

jazz doesnt know so she cant be all therapist about it.

batman wants to adopt (but he cant becuz tim marrys him first!!! becuz i said so and im in braindead hell) him after finding about the fentons less than human standpoints on ghosts, and realizing fenton is the hero PHANTOM bruce isnt dumb. thats fucking obvious. so bruce tries to do the adoption papers meme, and tim is like "NO! FIGHT ME!!! IM GONING TO MARRY THE PRETTY SNOWY HAIRED DEATH PRINCE!!!! DAMNIT" Tim needs coffee, and for danny to not be in amity park anynmore

[phantomphangphucker]

Phic Phight - Summoned A Flop

For: @darthfrodophantom @warvikwrites 

Valerie has got to stop falling for Vlad’s bullshit, being able to just summon the king of ghosts was definitely too far fetched to have ever actually worked out for her.

Valerie eyes the floor and the large design she’s ‘painted’ on it in ectoplasm, nodding curtly to herself and side eyeing the little paper she got from Vlad, “yeah this looks about right”. As soon as Vlad ‘let’s it slip’ that the king of all ghosts could be summoned she knew what she had to do. If she destroyed or captured him then maybe the ghosts would leave amity alone. That or she could simply talk to this ghost and get him to stop his citizens from coming into the living realm; and maybe punt Vlad for being a lying dick. Okay, so now just a drop of her blood, that way the ghost can’t leave the circle without her letting him and to bring him to the living realm.

And then there’s flashing lights, swirling wind, ragging spiralling flames, and floating globs of ectoplasm forming; it’s all a bit dramatic in Valerie’s opinion. “Oh come on!”. Wait a minute… she knows that voice. When the theatrics dies down Valerie Gray is left staring down at Danny fucking Fenton who’s sitting on his ass legs bent and leaning back on his wrists. Danny blinks at her, she blinks at him, and oh fuck her helmets off damnit. She activates her damn helmet and that breaks the silence, Danny chuckling very awkwardly, “I think it’s a little late for that, Val”, then blinking again, glancing down at the faintly glowing circle thing, “but again, the fuck?”.

She can’t help but blurt out, “‘the fuck’ yourself, how the heck did you appear through a goddamn ghost king summoning circle, Danny”.

“That’s what this is!? Why the fuck are you trying to summon a ghost king?! I have so many questions. And I was actually doing homework! So thanks for that”.

“Oh fuck you. You shouldn’t even be here”, Valerie begins pacing a little, “why the heck would this thing summon you, or any human for that matter? Shouldn’t the ghost king be, oh I don’t know, a fucking ghost?”.

Danny stands up, brushing his pants/hands off, “I mean, logically yeah? But considering we all live in Amity fucking Park, did you seriously expect logical anything?”.

“I mean, point but still”.

Danny just shrugs and goes to walk off, “well you deal with your little crisis, I’m gonna-”, and promptly face plants into the circles' barrier, “okay rude”, looking to Valerie, “really?”.

Okay Valerie can’t help but chuckle a little at that, “well I didn’t want the ghost king running off on me or assaulting me”, grabbing a chair and pulling it over, sitting down kinda in front of Danny, “so care to explain this?”. Like seriously? How the actual fuck did she summon him? She knows he’s got a strange kind of ecto-contamination but that really shouldn’t matter here. It explained how him getting summoned might be possible, but not why this one specifically summoned him.

Danny sticks his arms out at her, “you’re the one who summoned me!”.

“It was supposed to be the ghost king! So I could, you know, stop all this ghost bullshit?! Capture him to scare off the ghosts or get to keep his damn ghosts out!”.

Danny blinks at her, humming a little, “like that’s not a terrible idea, but do you really think ghosts would care or listen that much? Like really?”.

“It’s worth a try, you ass”.

“I don’t know about that one”.

“Oh fuck you”, putting her helmeted head in her hands and shaking her head, “for the love of everything, explain”, lifting her head up and pointing at him, “I’m not letting you out until you do”.

Danny sticks his arms out to the side and huffs, before aggressively sitting down on the ground, crossing his arms and glaring, “boo. No”.

“What do you mean no? Come on Danny”.

“You go and summon me out of the blue, you hide the whole Red Huntress thing -what a fucking way to reveal yourself by the way, and now you’re holding me hostage. I don’t owe you shit”.

She crosses her arms, “okay yeah, I lied and hid things but I still think I should get a damn explanation about this shit? Not letting you go”. That just devolves into a staring contest, Valerie just retracting her helmet because there’s not fucking point anyways and she wanted to get said staring across legitimately. She loses the staring match, since Danny was weird and could probably go for the entire day without blinking if he wanted to. She’s not changing her mind though, and Danny’s getting twitchy.

And eventually… Danny throws his hands up in the air dramatically, “ugh! Fine”. And she smirks at him while he grumbles to himself incoherently. Danny goes back to crossing his arms at her, “where’d you even get this damn circle?”.

“Does it matter”. Danny pouts at her so she rolls her eyes, “the mayor”.

Danny blinks at her before chuckling with a smirk, “you mean the guy I’m perpetually in prank wars with? The guy who became an entire towns mayor just to annoy me? That guy?”.

Valerie blinks, riiiiiight. Goddamn Vlad. He totally set her up! Sighing and putting her face in her palm, “that jackass”. Danny just snickers, “I’m so setting his house on fire for this”.

“Instigating him probably isn’t helpful, Danny”.

“Oh where’s the fun in not returning tit for tat?”.

“You’re impossible”. Valerie stands up, “so let me get this straight, Vlad, knowing I wouldn’t be able to resist trying to summon the king of ghosts, tricked me into making a Danny summoning circle just to annoy you?”. She’d say that’s insanely petty, but this is Vlad they’re talking about here.

Danny smirks at her and puts his hands behind his head, “sounds about right”, humming, “sooooo?”.

She eyes him, for some reason she doesn’t really believe him but she also doesn’t really have a reason to accuse him of lying or hiding things. Maybe it’s the way there’s almost a glimmer or mirage of a crown above his head, or the faint glow around him, or the way she can kind of sense power in the air. Yeah she doesn’t believe him at all. But she can’t really explain that now can she? But what she can do is go kick Vlad’s ghostly ass the next time she sees him as revenge. Rolling her eyes at the boy and going about pricking her finger again for the whole blood thing, “fine. I still say this is suspicious as Hell and I absolutely know about your unconscious ass being found outside after that whole shit show with the Pariah ghost”, and glares. If that turned out to be some dethroning thing of some random ghost royal then she’ll smack him one day for it.

Danny just shrugs awkwardly, walking out of the circle, “cool beans. And I’m in general a suspicious person, don’t know what to tell you”, then levels her with a bit of ‘a look‘, “and you do realise that Pariah was the guy you thought you were trying to summon?”.

Valerie blinks, “I knew that guy was some kind of royal, but king of all ghosts?”, then eyeing him suspiciously, “wait, how do you know that?”.

“I hear a lot of ghost gossip. Let’s just say that ghosts really dislikes their king and trapped him in a coma for it”.

Well if that was the case then her whole idea wouldn’t have worked anyways and Vlad’s half ghost ass definitely would have known that. “So my whole idea was a flop, damn. Stupid Vlad”.

Danny laughs, “oh I fully agree with that. Fuck that rich asshole”.

Then Valerie makes a decision, if Vlad was going to mess with her than she was going to mess with him right back, “you know he’s a weird ass half ghost”.

Danny just blinks at her for a bit before rolling his eyes, “wow, way to be a dick and just reveal him like that”, putting a hand on his hip, “rude. But if you think ghosts don’t gossip about that, you’re kidding yourself. So yeah”, shrugging, “I knew”.

Yeah Valerie kind of figured that, “well he’s been a dick to me, so hah”. But Danny points at her, “dickish revenge is, like, filling his water bed with wet cement or swatting his house. Not revealing a thing that could get him experimented on by the government. Gosh”.

“Really Danny? You’re stupid”.

“Says the person who really believed fucking Vlad would just get her to summon the fucking king of all ghosts. Dumb dumb”.

She absolutely slaps the idiot for that.

-

And later Vlad actually has the gall to act surprised over the fact that she ‘accidentally’ summoned Danny. Fucking prick. He also suddenly smelled like beets and suspiciously didn’t wear a single white undershirt for a week.

End.

Prompts: Cut the head off the snake, everything else falls apart. Valerie is hoping the same will hold true for the Ghost Zone. And now that Vlad Masters has given her a way to summon the king of the Ghost Zone, she’s hoping she can eliminate the ghost threat once and for all. It sounded like a solid plan, until Danny Fenton of all people showed up when she used the summoning ritual. and To get revenge on Vlad Masters, Valerie tells someone (be the Fentons, Danny, Tucker, the A- listers, or the GIW) what she discovered at the end of D-Stabilized.

[chasingrabbits-art]

DannyMay2023 day 26: art/fic switch

Title: Now what do we have over here?

I don't actually share many of my fanfics... So this is a bit strange for me. I hope you enjoy!

Summary:

Wes is a bit dejected after another fail at exposing Phantom to the world. But friendly internet stranger might be able to help

Another day, another disappointment.

Wes was sure he had gotten video of Danny transforming from Fenton into Phantom this time! Everything seemed fine while taping! Even through the playbacks, there was only a small hum and minimal graininess.

The major problem was exporting it. Any kind of modern tech always seems to shut down at this step.

Only the most archaic forms of videotaping can stand a chance against the weird distorting qualities of Amity Park’s atmosphere. So AVC to computer adapter it was! But it seemed even ol’ reliable would fail him too.

“Damnit!” He didn't understand what could've gone wrong. “How come this stupid old junk record everything fine but can't transfer to digital to save its life?!”

Working backwards everything was fine. Tape, intact. Camcorder, unscathed. AVC and adapter, plugged. It had to be something with the desktop. The tape played back fine. Everything on the grainy little screen played back fine, but on the computer…

Through the chromatic aberration and distortion, the tape was still legible. It's only when Fenton's transformation rings should appear, the video starts severely deteriorating. The grainy quality of the picture breaks into full undistinguishable noise. The light hum grows and becomes an oppressive static.

Wes angrily shoves the camcorder, still doing his best to be careful with the technology. Even through his rage he knows the worth of analog media in this town. Wes huffs out a breath and collapses on his desk. If he was more hopeful, he'd try recording the camcorder’s screen with his phone again, but he just wants to wallow for a moment.

A ping rings out from the desktop notifications, getting Wes’ attention. Clicking on it took him to his favorite conspiracy theory reddit. Some poor guy’s getting dragged. Breathing in, Wes sits up and pulls his keyboard closer. He musters as much of his optimism and attempts to string together a half-assed peptalk. Hopefully it'll help whoever's on the other end, keep them going a little longer in their search for the truth.

Incredibly, they respond almost immediately. A simple thank you and asking if they have any experience sleuthing. Wes sighs, he could write a whole essay on how to fail at sleuthing.

He smiles at the sympathetic response from the stranger, but something piques his interest and he quickly direct messages the user.

—new conversation started—

ConspiracyK1ng:

Did you just say you make your own tech?

CyberSlueth:

Yes.

And it's pretty impressive if I do say so myself

You interested?

ConspiracyK1ng:

Kind of…

Do you know anything about analog media?

CyberSlueth:

LOL sorry no

Why are you messin with those fossils?

ConspiracyK1ng:

Sadly it's the only thing that works in these…extenuating circumstances.

Anything else stops working when I try capturing what's happening in my town.

Old camcorders and cameras are the most reliable here.

CyberSlueth:

Well thats weird.

Are you sure there isn't anything else that could work recording video?

ConspiracyK1ng:

Not with the weird radiation in my town.

The only things that seem to work are from these scientists.

And they're even bigger nutjobs than me.

CyberSlueth:

…hmmm…

Maybe I could help with that.

Do you have any of their tech?

-

Now that really, really got Wes’ attention. That's two really’s.

Maybe he should continue talking with this guy…

[blight-magic]

THE CLAWTHORNE TOURNAMENT: If You're Not First, You're Last

Today, Amity was brand new. 

She wasn’t the girl who unleashed Ashmedai on the whole town. She wasn’t the one who tanked prom and lost her future all in one night. She wasn’t even a Blight. She was just one in a line of other contestants, all vying for the same goal. Who was Amity? 

Today, she was the best.

When the bell rang, she shot forward, sprinting toward the obstacle course. She picked a direction at random. No matter which way she went, she was going to face something. So who cared, right? The goal was to get through it and get through it fast.

She skidded to a stop as steam rose from the obstacle course floor, the air thick and hazy. 

Titan’s Left Tit. The whole floor was lava.

Well, Amity was from the Boiling Isles. She had dealt with worse. 

Wasting no time, she uncorked her pot of golem, hooked to her belt and then drew out a long line of oozy, freshly made golem, seething with reagents and ready to do Amity’s bidding. She spread it from one stone to the next, and the golem hardened for her. She sped across her makeshift bridge, gathering up the golem as soon as she was on the next stone. She repeated this time and time again, until she was across the field and ready to move on. 

One obstacle down.

She wrapped the glowing golem along her fists and darted forward several more turns until she once again had to skid to a stop when she came across a field. Her eyes darted around as she tried to pick out any signs of traps, tripwires, anything–

Briefly, her eyes met Willow’s.

She froze.

But only for one second, only to watch Willow build a marsh marrowgold. Amity clocked the plant right away from her rudimentary herbology course. A tiny smile twitched on Amity’s face. Smart, Willow. So smart in fact, Amity would use a similar trick.

A dribble of golem fell onto the track and immediately solidified into a shiny purple step. Amity climbed onto it then dropped the next step, then the next, calling back the golem when she was done with it. She got into a flow with it and soon building the steps was as automatic as breathing. She got to the end and wrapped her fists again, not bothering to take a break before she careened around the corner and headed straight on.

When she got to the field, she gritted her teeth immediately as she saw an opponent teleport across the field without so much as a blink. Damnit! They were going to beat Amity, and that wasn’t– wasn’t allowed!

“Abomination!” Amity shouted and in a second her golem leapt off her fist and began to swirl around her. Amity pulled more of it from her ceramic pot. More, more, more– all of it, until she was completely wrapped in a hard ball. The ball pitched forward and then rolled rapidly across the field, crushing a line of the flowers in its wake. 

As soon as the ball of golem reached the other side, it melted around her. Amity commanded it back into its pot and charged for the finish line.

But it was too late. 

She was too slow.

She was not the best. Odalia’s voice echoed in Amity’s mind as she crossed the finish line. Not good enough.

[ew-selfish-art]

I’ve decided I want to give Dani more agency in this (instead of little kid brain accidental adoption) so, following the comment made by @passivedecept lets say that Dani absolutely did this on purpose.

...

Dani has travelled the world, she has her wits about her, and for the most part she loves being her own person/ghost and not really relying on others. Sure, she misses Danny and Jazz, but really she’s self-sufficient. Writing letters home has shown her how much her perspective of the world has grown and getting Danny’s letters back... She starts to realize that her Template isn’t exactly thriving under the Fenton’s roof.

Sure, his letters back (along with texts and calls) he talks about having Sam and Tucker. But he also includes how he stays at their places more often than not and how Jazz moving out for college has really made the Fenton home seem more ominous (not his own words of course). She knows that he has a go-bag and honestly, that’s just not her style. Her style is to have a bag and use it, not worry about having to use it.

So she starts to scheme. She starts by hitting some of the bigger tourist destinations and begging Danny to come out for a visit. He portals in and out, they spend a great day or two together over a weekend and he goes back to Amity once ‘he knows she’s not in any danger’. Danny will always be there in an instant if he thinks she’s in danger- she’s called him when in trouble before and honestly, her big bro could be pretty scary. Her challengers never stand a chance.

Then in a letter, Danny confesses that he feels that he can’t leave Amity cause he has too much responsibility there, and it makes Dani see red. She calls him- “Shouldn’t I have even more responsibility there? My other creator is literally the Mayor. Danny, I dunno what your friends say about you trying to martyr yourself for the Fentons but it’s bullshit if you think you can’t leave.”

Danny fires back that he’s not having this conversation with her- he doesn’t even know if she’s had a meal or a safe place to sleep most days!

“So what, if I find a family to adopt me you’ll come out of your ass?”

“That’s not what I’m saying. I’m just saying that you don’t approve of my choices, and that your choices scare me sometimes. It doesn’t change the fact that you’re my sister and I can support you regardless of where you are in the world. Can’t you please do the same?” He sighs.

Dani isn’t just going to let this go but it takes her finding some intel and forming a plan before she can change things. She basically gave away her plan in that conversation but Danny was too fixated on their conflict to register it- her big brother had too big of a heart (which meant that she did too, damnit).

And then it’s like the stars align and the Infinite Realms sing out- She comes across the Bats in Gotham, and they take a liking to her. Not to mention she starts to really like them.

Well, and sure, she made her story a tad bit more sob worthy (not going to mentally think about that) and was wounded when they found her (not going to let her pride think about that) and that they wanted to investigate her as a threat (...this makes up for the pride thing). But! After she recovers in the Bat-cave for a few weeks and admits that she’s just going to wonder the Earth a bit more- they invite her upstairs. As in out of the Batcave. As in, into their lives. To stay.

She can’t help but admit that she’s grown attached to them as well but... Now it’s time for Danny to get his head out of his ass. She starts writing him letters, and he starts calling more often. She always answers and then explains that she’s got a family activity that she’s doing with the Waynes before hanging up on him- and she knows how much that riles him up.

The bats also get Danny’s story, it was something they wanted when asking after her origins as a clone but she denied them at the time, and it’s obvious how even Alfred has begun to prepare a new bedroom in the Family wing of the manor. Right next to her room :) and she made sure there was a model rocket and a telescope put into it :)

Then one night at dinner, the room’s temperature drops below freezing and the windows frost over. Every noise seems to grow louder, every second seems longer, and the lights begin to flicker. Then the doorbell rings (and echos).

Danny looks pissed, but he brought some grocery store flowers and premade cookies as a peace offering. He’s here to make sure his Sister is safe, and there will be an infinite number of Hells to pay if she’s not.

Dani smiles, and looking briefly at a no-longer-blood-thirsty Damian, knows that the Bats love a challenge.

Dpxdc Au: Dani has taken up letter writing on her adventures around the world! It gives Danny something to look forward to even if he can just text or call her… wait why is she spending so much time in Gotham??

Danny was thrilled that his clone sister had taken to writing letters as part of her travels- sure he could always give her phone a ring but this was so much cuter! She always included little drawings of things she’d seen and it was obvious that she was using letter writing as a way to reflect.

Jazz had mentioned that it was probably kind of like diary writing being good self-reflection time… Danny kind of zoned out during that lecture turned instruction manual, but he’s still super excited everytime a new letter shows up! Plus it’s not like his mom or dad ever check the mailbox.

Her letter last time was all about Gotham and the creepy heroes she talked to while she was there. It had a lot of details but Danny just figured she must have thought a lot about it with her own connection to having powers and using them for good. He’s hoping that she chose to go to metropolis or even Central City next but he opens the next letter and… Gotham.

She’s still in Gotham. Apparently she really likes the creepy heroes now, and she totally saved their butts on a mission. Huh, well, okay. It’s not like Danny is going to tell her to move on, cause the city’s most famous anti-power aka anti-meta advocate is hanging out with her according to her letters… whatever. He gives her a call but she says she’s in the middle of a board game night and will call him back.

2 weeks go by and a new letter arrives- checking the postage- she’s still in Gotham!!! She’s staying with a family that she really likes and thinks Danny would like as well, they have all his favorite video games and the food doesn’t even fight back! Danny is starting to get a bit anxious but… he’s glad she’s getting some semblance of normalcy.

Next few letters are detailing her life with this family and then in the last one she calls the oldest kid “Big Brother Energy times 1,000” and it makes Danny come to a realization.

Holy shit- Dani’s been adopted!!

He immediately flies to Gotham to inspect this family and what the heck? Why are they being so nice to him?? He’s trying to interrogate them!! Dani stop helping them!! He doesn’t need to also be adopted!! Ugh!!

[grounded-gryphon]

I'd Die (Again) for Y'all (Chapter 5)

I had a shit day and tbh I mostly brought it on myself. But I need something fun to keep my depression from spiraling. So, it's your lucky day. Early chapter drop.

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Tim tried very hard not to antagonize Jason. But when Jason got back, Tim just might strangle him.

As soon as the door to Phantom's cell opened, Hood's camera cut out. The mic was working, but staticky. He heard just enough of what was going on to know that this Phantom apparently recognized Red Hood and thought he was in danger.

The idea of something that could scare /Phantom/ coming after Jason… Tim had felt sick.

And then Jason had gone /silent/.

Oh, not for long. Only a few seconds really. But Tim had already been freaking out.

Jason had the gall to just say "I'm okay," in that same soft voice he'd used before he left -- the voice that if it had been anyone else would make Tim think he /cared/. Called him a /nickname/ rather than the hated 'Replacement'… but couldn't be bothered to give him any actual information!

At least they were on their way out. Jason's camera was still down, so he was reduced to tracking them through the static that came and went through the Watchtower security mics. But at least he could follow them…

God damnit, Jason better get home safely so Tim could kill him for scaring him like that.

~~~

Names were important. Names meant something.

Ghosts who mostly stayed in the Infinite Realms often called Danny 'Great One.' (The Yetis started it, and Danny wasn't quite sure if everyone else did because they agreed or because they wanted to stay on the Yeti's good side. You did /not/ want to piss off Frostbite.) But ghosts who came to the living world had a different name for Danny. They called him 'The Protector'.

Danny didn't have a proper haunt anymore, he hadn't since he'd been driven out of Amity. But he was the /Protector/ of a quarter of a continent. He protected the living from the dead -- and the dead from the living.

(Until he couldn't anymore. He'd always known this day would come.)

There was another name whispered among ghosts. A place that no ghosts came from, and no ghosts went to.

Danny had never been to Gotham. Partly that was because of Gotham's heroes. Most cities had heroes, some of them far more powerful than Gotham's bats & birds. But none had so many heroes and in that kind of melee, it would be too easy to hurt someone seriously by accident.

Mostly, Danny had never needed to go to Gotham. Gotham belonged to the /avenger/. Those who died in Gotham didn't need to obsess about getting justice or revenge, they knew they would have it, in this life or the next. They knew Red Hood would get it for them.

Not all of Gotham. Danny had heard the avenger's haunt was actually a small part of the city. But it was enough.

And other ghosts didn't go to Gotham because if there was one guy whose haunt you did /not/ want to fuck with, it was the guy known throughout the Infinite Realms as /the avenger/. The living man who had staked out an obsession and a haunt and /held them/ against the living and the dead.

Bets were placed in the Infinite Realms on how long it would be til Red Hood joined them -- no bets were placed on whether or not he would join them. If anyone had the strength of will and obsessiveness needed to become a ghost, it was the guy in red.

The guy who had just risked himself to save Danny from the GIW.

The guy who was an unknown halfa and had just put his life on the line in ways he couldn't even imagine.

The guy who had thighs to die for and shoulders that could hold up the sky if Atlas ever needed a break.

Danny didn't have a type. He wasn't picky. He took beauty where he found it.

And since he still might finish dying today (he would not think about the GIW being somewhere on this space station, he would not he would--), he would enjoy the beauty in front of him.

That /ass./ No man should have an ass like that. There was no fairness in a world that let that ass exist and didn't give Danny a chance to eat it. (Literally or metaphorically, he didn't care.)

But Danny was a professional, in his own way. Half (okay, more than half) of his mind was meditating on Hood's ass. The rest was doing everything he could to stay quiet (much harder without ghost powers), watch for trouble, and… "Not that way!" he hissed when he realized they were heading towards the GIW base.

Hood turned to him and somehow the angle of his helmet conveyed surprise. But after a moment he nodded and turned back. "The cameras are down, but not the mics. Grab my jacket if there's a problem, but no more talking."

Cameras were down? How the-- damn his guy (what?! what did he just think?) was good. (Not his guy, nope, not. Nice fantasy, but Phantom was going to stick around just long enough to be sure he hadn't led the GIW to the avenger, and book. Not /his/ guy. He didn't get a guy.) But that was a relief. If they were lucky, no one yet knew he'd even escaped.

Better -- with Hood's voice modulator and the way even restrained Danny's ghostly self was likely fucking with the mics… there was no way the GIW could know who rescued him. As long as they got off the station without being found out, they were in the clear for at least a day or two.

With a relieved smile and a lighter heart, Danny followed Hood. The guy who knew enough to find him and shut down the top security of the damn Justice League wouldn't screw up on finding the exit.

So Danny went back to enjoying his view. With luck, he might even have a chance to tap that ass before he had to disappear again.

~~~

Not that far down the hallway from Phantom's room, Batman, Martian Manhunter, and Wonder Woman were keeping watch through the bugs Batman had planted there. None of them were officially there. Officially, Cyborg was trying to get the cameras up and running and every other hero on station was on patrol either in the corridors or outside watching for threats. There was no one left to watch a single locked-up and magically restrained prisoner who was perfectly docile as long as you kept him away from the med bay.

Officially.

Batman was a little worried by how easily Red Hood had gotten into station security. Hood knew his way around technology, but he wasn't that good, and this was the Watchtower. None of Hood's Outlaw friends had the skills to do it, either. And Bruce knew (grieved) Jason didn't trust anyone in the family enough to ask for help. But that was a problem for later.

Right now, it worked for them, even if they hadn't expected it.

And, unofficially, they were able to keep an eye on things through the bugs. Batman knew the risks he was asking Red Hood to run. He couldn't do anything about the GIW just yet. (Soon, very soon.) But he could at least be sure that Phantom stayed docile and didn't become one of those risks.

If Batman hadn't already been half convinced that Phantom was a victim, watching the young man /fall to his knees/ and beg Hood to save himself would have done it. And he had to think about that. He had to focus on that.

If he didn't, he'd think about the people who left those scars on Phantom going after /his son/ and… the leather of his gloves creaked as he forced his fists open. Tried to be in the moment.

"His fear is real," J'onn said after a moment. "I cannot detect his thoughts yet, but he is still projecting his emotions. He recognizes Red Hood, not by person but by type. It's a feeling that Red Hood is /like him/ and that whatever threatens him is also a threat to Red Hood."

"Do you believe Red Hood is one of these ecto-entities?" Wonder Woman asked. "How would that be possible?"

"I don't know," J'onn said, "But /he/ believes it."

Batman gritted his teeth and refused to reach for his communicator. Contacting Red Hood would do no good right now, and might distract him or alert Phantom that Hood was connected to them. Phantom would find out the truth eventually, but they needed him off the Watchtower and safe first.

They watched the rest of the conversation silently, Batman shaking his head. If you told most of Gotham that Red Hood was a name to inspire trust…

Then Phantom and Red Hood slipped out of the room and there was nothing left to see. Cyborg tracked them with the mics that Hood hadn't managed to cut off. But except for one time when Phantom started to talk and Hood shushed him, there was little to hear.

As they reached the Zeta tubes, J'onn said, "Atom just contacted me. He is still working his way through the papers the GIW gave us -- and is in full offended scientist mode. But he can tell us that these ecto-entities apparently… the GIW believe they are ghosts or something like ghosts, created from death and the energy of death."

"J'onn… you said Phantom referred to himself as a 'ghost boy.'"

J'onn shuddered. "Yes, actually. That was why he thought… He thought we would not be willing to feed him because he is a 'ghost boy' and 'ghost boys' don't have rights."

A ghost boy. Who thought Red Hood -- Batman's son, who died and came back to life. Who rubbed his death in Batman's face every chance he got and called himself a zombie… who came back with a streak of hair as brilliantly white as Phantom's --

Batman hit his private communicator before he could stop and think. "Hood."

"This is not a good time, Old Man."

He had to say this right. He had to find the right words so Hood /listened/ instead of lashing out. Batman resisted the urge to take a deep breath. To swallow. To give any indication that this wasn't normal vigilante business. "Strong possibility that Phantom died and that is why he is being hunted."

He couldn't say more, he didn't dare say more. All he had was speculation, and if he said anything about his fears Jason would shut him out, but this was his /son/ and he had to…

"Understood," Hood growled, "watch your back."

Then the Zeta tubes wooshed and he was gone.

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Next

Wonder Woman to the GIW, CC: Amanda Waller (paraphrased)

Oh no! Phantom escaped. How is this possible! (No seriously, how is this possible, you information hoarding assholes.) The Justice League will put all possible resources to finding him.

As soon as the GIW would hand over all their information, please-and-thankyou. It would help in ascertaining how Phantom was able to escape. And the GIW wouldn't want to /continue/ putting civilians at risk by denying the JL critical information to effectively re-capturing Phantom, would they? Since the JL are the only ones who've managed it so far.

The transport? So sorry, top secret. But it was programmed for Death Valley. The GIW should probably start their search there.

GIW internal memo (paraphrased)

We NEED that in person meeting to finally determine if the Batman really is a ghost. How can we justify only handing the info over in person? Someone come up with an idea YESTERDAY.

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[blue-dress-on-a-boat]

Watching the owl house

Spoilers idk how to do a cut on mobile

YO WHAT THE FUCK

This BETTER be another dream fake out

I’m crying

The collector trying to fix her

Babies first experience with mortality

She turned into light glyphs I’m sobbing

Everyone knows what happened

BEAST MODE

“She’s really gone”

Yeah kiddo she’s in the ink realm now

HOOTY

ok I need those pj pants

He’s just watchin tv like the rest of us

Wait but why is hooty his eye

- is hooty literally his eye in the sky

FINALLY SOMEONE TELLS LUZ SHES BEING STUPID

BELOS IS TAKING OVER HIM

SHES GETTING ALL THE TITAN MAGIC WHAT

I’m sobbing why didn’t this get a longer run

HEYO BIG SKELLY

Someone save the puppets

- wait wait what is the magic run out?

If I know my daughter she wont let dying stop her

NO NOT MY LITTLE KITTY MEOWMEOW

I thought he was talking about his TEARS

- what IS THIS STUFF

God damnit this snake is so stupid I still hate it so much

Why???? She look like that. Tiktok is going to have a feild day with this cosplay material

EDA TEACHING LUZ HOW TO DO MAGIC CIRCLES WOTH THE SAME DIALOUGLE

I’ve rewatched those 12 times

THE ANIMATION THE LIQUID ANIMATION

Also this remix slaps

THE FLOWERS

The Titan MAGIC WEH

THE LIGHT GLYPH

No not skelly crumbling

EVERYONE USING GLYPHS TO SAVE THE DAY

- Camilla just drawing them out like a badass

Did that motherFUCKER JUST BARK

Oh EW I did not expect the boiling isles to literally look that gorey

Yay fun magic adventure to go stab kings dads heart to dead

NOT RAINE IF THEY DONT MAKE IT IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

- they remind me too much of my partner if they croak I’m I’m going to loose it

—HEY LET THEM KISS THE FUCK

Why does Luz’s hat have a little light bubble on it

YES BITCH RIP HIM TO SHREDS

wait don’t fucjing monologue babe just kill him

To SHREDS YOU SAY

That was a good fucking frame

Adopt the baby plz you guys can each get one hit on him but after that everyone be friends like in the mark comics

WHERES LUZ ok there she is

FUCK OFF PHILLYBOY

KiLL HIM

Yes the rain

Oh ew what

He is NOT human

HEY FUCK YEAH STOP HIM TO DEATH

-is she not human anymore

WHAT THE FUCK

Is that what he wanted to say to him

She is… not going to be able to go back to the human realm and be normal

Also was like, the boiling isle only one fucjing wacko island that the rest of the demon realm like didn’t touch bc belos? Like the post apocalyptic America of this universe

YES LET THE GAY DADS KISS

darius father of the year award

SYNTH HELL YEAH I’m going to listen to that on repeat for years

Who the FUCK was that third guy

STEVE??? CANON STEVE WHAT DID THEY JUST TAKE THE DESIGN THAT COMIC GUY HAD I DINT THINK WEVE SEEN STEVE BEFORE???

Hey I’m so gay wtf eda making raine a NEST

When ur aunt has a kid and ur cousin is the most annoying and dangerous 9 year old on the planet

OH 2 GAY KISSES DANA REALLY SAID YOU CANT CANCEL THE SHOW AGAIN CAN YOU

NOT EDA BEING NERVOUS TO MEET CAMILA

HOOTSIFER

No Titan magic?? I’m crying

-can she do magic now? From her staff I guess?

IS SHE MOVING

GRADUATION?? WhiTH WHOMST

Oh wait this is going to be a Vee fake out

Oh worm that IS vee??

DANA TERRECE GIVING THE WRITING SCHOLARSHIO AWARD

Wait did they go back to the human realm? Why is hooty interacting with a person

NEW HAIRCUT ALERT AMITY SLAYING DAILY

Mmmmm is that a twilight baseball reference or am I just brain dead

STRINGBEANS CORNER

UNIVERSITY OF WILD MAGIC FINALLY THE FAKE OUT WE WERE WAITING FOR

ALSO GROWN UP LUZ IS SO NB VIBES FRFR

Is that AMITYS NECKLACE

I want that snake shirt so bad

TATTOO LUZ HAS A TATTOO

Also two ear piercings slay

“It’ll be nice to finally see everyone again” so DID she go to regular or magic highschool tell us

LUZ YOU SAW THEM LAST WEEK I NEED TO STOP PAUSING AND WATCH THE SHOW

VEE IS SO FUCKING CUTE IM CRYING

I’m making those tshirts

SOLD TO THE NOCEDAS WHAT IS THAT A NEW PORTAL THE COLLECTOR CREATED

- imagine hearing that everytime you come in

THE RECEEATION OF THE INTRO

The animation

I’m sobbing

HEY YOU FUCKKNG COWARDS WHY CAN YOU NO CONSISTENTLY DRAW FAT PEOPle I saw Willow flying and went fuck yeah but then she walks around and they skinny washed her again

Hunter palisman carver adorable

Ok I appreciate the animation but was it important to make that huntlow scene so beautiful and yet STILL NO KISS

AW ALL THE MATCHUNG TATTOS ARE FLAPJACK

Liliths plans I’m screaming “disco maybe”

AMITY SMASH SMASH SMASH

That’s what I wanna look like

HARPY LILITH THE FUCK

ok that girl playing the harp I know we know her name but smash smash love the new hair

Professor dog boy for life

BUMO HAS A HOOTY PATCH ON HIS GARDENING GEAR

We’re going to see a high uptake in patch based fashion this year thanks Dana

VINEY HEALING MADE ME CRY AGAIN

dARIUS AND AMITYS DAD SITTING IN A TREE

Also raine hello smashsmashsmashsmash

SHORT HAIR GIRL TWIN where’s the brother

NOT THE BABY WHALE

Oh there he is and he looks no different but I’m glad he’s vibing

DEMON REALM HUMAN REALM EXCHANGE PROGRAM WHEN IM MAKING TSHIRTS

GUS’S HAIR IM SCREAMING

HEADMASTER EDA SMASHSMASH A HUNDRRED TIMES SHE HAS A FUCKING HOOK

Wait wait the basilisks I’m crying

TEEN KING HES SO SCRUFFY

THE GATE IS THE OWL HOUSE I CALLED IT

KING-CENEAÑERA IM SOBBING

The bat babies hanging upside down got me

They sounded ALOT less haunted than our birthdays FUCKING MOOD BUDDY

PAINYATA WILL HE NEVER KNOW PEACE

Ok that dress goes HARD

Spider cake Steve has my heart

Noooo kings glyphs have horns I’m crying

THE BYE AND EVERYONE WAVING I AM UNWELL

Ok gtg cry before rehearsal I’ll see you all in therapy

[robinthenonbnaieywonder]

SOOOOOOOOOOO

We're INCHING THE END OF THE OWL HOUSE DAY BY DAY.

WICH MEANS THAT WE ONLY HAVE A FIGURATIVE SMALL WINDOW OF TIME TO WORK WITH.

AND THAT MEANS THAT WE ONLY HAVE A FIGURATIVE SMALL WINDOW OF TIME TO DO WHAT FANS ARE BEST AT DOING.

LET'S JUST SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT WHAT WE WANT TO HAPPEN AND BE BLOWN AWAY BY WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS!!

SO IN PREPARATION I'VE MADE A LIST .

SO HERE WE GO THE TOP 10 THINGS I WANT TO SEE IN THE OWL HOUSE SEASON FINALE.

WATCHING AND DREAMING!!

10

CAMILA NOCETIA MEETS EDAYLEN CLAWTHORN AND HAS A LITTLE BLUSH MOMENT

ya so when Camila inevitably finally meets eda . I think it would be cute if she has Kanda a small blush moment . Maybe something similar to Luz blushing at edric and emera blight . Not only would that reference season 1 but also confirm that everyone is gay!!! No one shall be spared of our wrath !!! .

9

HUNTER AND WILLOW PARK KISS!!!

Ya I know that "for the future" have Kanda confirmed huntllow will be a thing . It's going to happen. We just need to see a kiss scene maybe at the end . Heck I wouldn't give a crap if it was just a kiss on the cheek. At least it would be a kiss. Hell I wouldn't give a crap if we get a kiss in the credits !!

Just give me a kiss scene!!

8

A SHORT LUMITY FIGHT

Now here me out. I love lumity as much as the next person but do you remember how amity got a bit mad at Luz . Ya I want to see something like that but it's more about Luz lieing to her again. It wouldn't be anything too big . Nothing boarding on breakup anything. Just a quick short little spat . But then again I'm pretty sure all of the LUMITY shippers will have my head burned at the steak for even suggesting this. Hence why it's at the bottom of the list.

7:

WILLOW AND GUS RETRY THE ARTIFACTS FROM SEASON 1

Ok what I really mean by this is willow retrys her artifact from season 1.

Do you guys remember the season 1 finale. Luz went to go get the healing hat .

And willow tried out this gauntlet that can control plants . Guys she is so much powerful now. I would love if willow and Gus get to retry those artifacts . Not only would this make them come full figurative circle showing off how much they've grown sense season 1 . But it'll just look really cool 😎.

6

WE .

HAVE

TO

SEE

ALADOR

AGAIN

🎶 I don't know when. I don't know how. But I know fans really like you now 🎶 that's it.

5

Camila nocetia vs Odelia blight

Ya . This mama is NOT going to stand for someone downplaying her whatever daughter 's girlfriend has to say.

4

DARIUS PROTECTS HUNTER

I just want to see cute god damn Darius and hunter father and son moments god damnit.

3

Hunter tells Daru that he is a grimwalker

I just feel like if we tell Darius. it'll have much more of an emotional impact than if we tell eda. Because of 3 reasons.

A: eda was against the emperor in the first place this would only make her more against him. Meanwhile with Darius I got to watch his love for hunter grow. So for him to learn that hunter is a grimwalker. It'll be incredibly satisfying to see him protect hunter.

B: Luz has already told eda and king about the whole "belos is Phillip" thing. And basically just recapd hallow mind . Sooooooooooo she probably already knows.

And

C: and this is very important

Darius already has a pre established history with the previous golden guard.

They where his mentor.

Sooooooooooo ya I think it would have an emotional impact .

2:

CAMILA IS THE ONE TO TALK TO THE COLLECTOR

Ya that's it . Camila is the one to talk to the collector.

1

And ABOVE ALL ELSE .

I JUST WANT HUNTER TO GET COMFORT FROM DARIUS.

All I want is for hunter and Darius to do the one thing that they couldn't do in the emperors coven . GET .. COMFORT

[wingsyliveblogs]

This really was the best thing Eda could have done for Luz. Teaching her spells individually is one thing. Teaching her how to find spells is another. 

Eda might not know much about spell glyphs herself if they’re not common knowledge, and she doesn’t really need to. If Luz knows how to look for spell glyphs on her own, she’ll become much more self-sufficient. And she won’t ever be truly trapped, because the very world around her will show her the way out. 

[volley-ball-101]

I like how there is an obvious connection between Luz and Azura but I feel like Dana is just giggling to herself as we try to figure out HOW she's connected to Luz. Like is she her mother? Distant ancestor? Some kind if fusion between her and Amity? Her future child?? Some kind of god??? just a fucking fictional character?!??!! SHE IS AZURA?!??! Im gonna go insane and Dana probably loves it.

[jacketpotatoo]

Guys The Owl House is so good. It’s so wholesome, the lore and worldbuilding are great, the characters (I love you Amity) are endearing and my heart is just full. And there’s just enough angst and suffering. It reminds me of a crossbreed between adventure time and gravity falls while being a completely new and unique thing and I regret not checking it out sooner

[halfawitch-willow]

Willow squeaked a little at his sudden question, her head snapping up and back to meet his eyes and pits, the crystal ball really had done no justice to how tall this guy was, even kneeling. Damnit, Willow, stop making eye contact with people! First Amity, now him!?

Curse her dads for raising her right! "Oh, uh, g-gardening," Willow explained, worrying the empty fingers of her glove for a moment before putting it back in her bag. Stammering as her overly-happy armor faded and left her feeling small and vulnerable. "I work at the f-flower shop on Main. By the... by the park. S-some of the plants aren't safe to handle with b-bare hands. So. Gloves."

'Girl, shut up and get your stuff together so you can leave!'

"I'm so sorry, I'm probably holding you up," she said, reaching for her book once again (no longer depending on her traitorous tail to keep her balanced!) and this time actually managing to grab it. She only had her lunch and other glove left to find, and she spotted her little tin lunch container doing its level best to roll away with speed and haste.

"Crap!" Willow scrambled up, jogging after her lunch and sighing in relief when a thick patch of grass brought it to a halt. "This is what I get for stealing you from Dad, huh?" she murmured to the container as she scooped it up with a huff, looking around for her remaining glove. Still very aware of the young man that was less than ten feet away. Thank Titan for her concealment stone, because her tail was twitching like crazy.

Crash Into Me || Huntlow