#America’s So Straight
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This man has no idea how close he is at all times to being attic wifed
#NEED people to be insane about him#Lud has to burn at least four proposal letters each week#most of them from an insane puritan idiot#he’s just like yeah that confession was kinda cute but he’ll get over it#fast forward to a century or so later and he’s like wow my underwear has been disappearing a lot lately where do they keep going :/#I honestly think Gil would be kinda into it if he gave it a chance#well sexually at first at least#the guy is big everywhere that’s perfect for him#every meeting Al comes up like omg hi~! and glares at anyone trying to approach their conversation#he’s this 🤏 close to straight up eating him in an obsessed way#digital art#my art#fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#hetalia fanart#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#alfred f jones#aph america#hws america#hws germany#hws england#pruame#amepru
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#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!!#I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out#just… write one?#yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl#there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny#I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on#having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight#I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not#I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao#no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so#crying#you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’#rambling
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not me already having to beat people on twitter away with a stick because they keep! taking! my stuff! for their dumb little dnd campaigns!!!
it's not even that bc I know it all gets taken and reposted and shared around until there's fifty degrees of separation and nobody's going to see my wishes towards how my art gets used unless I paste 'DO NOT USE FOR DND' on it (and even then theyll do it anyway) but like. i don't see that. when someone just looks at my work and says 'wow! i am using this for me now' directly to my face it's extremely demoralizing and makes me just not want to post things if that's all they see it as :/
#it happens. i know. it's just so RUDE. and im not alone in this! a LOT of artists fucking hate it#i'm drawing these because I like them! and other people like them! and i want to share in liking them!#not for some random guy in america with not a single ounce of creativity in his brain to jump straight to 'how can this benefit me'#anyway please don't do that. i don't like it#inspiration/art practice/icons/etc sure. i am just salty about the particular entitlement dnd seems to inspire in particular people
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BOAT BOYS Obsession continues
Hello my dear smalletho enjoyers. May I present you my quick references for boat boys in their double life time
I will draw more of them, since I like to expand their dinamic to all next series you know it only makes sense, considering how much they are osessed.
Anyway i think their relationship goes through all possible russian rolacoaster. They obviously start pretty low, with Etho clearly not exited to be with Joel, but red life changed many man before them and nothing could've saved them ESPECIALLY with a god demn soul bond. They fell down for eachother bad. But when it was all over, the feeling died down, or atleast that's what they would like to belive.
Hehe more on that in next post, when I finish the rest of the sketches uwu
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#my art#life series#trafficblr#traffic smp#trafficshipping#hermitshipping#joel smallishbeans#ethoslab#also i don't know how correct was the use of 'american rollacoasters'???#Like OKAY so. in Russia we call the ones that are incredibly crazy 'american rollacoaster' since they came from america#but I heard that in america they are caller 'russian' since they think that russians are crazy#which they are righ we are crazy :з#anyway feel free to correct me XD#Ohhhh Etho speedrunnig all stages of denial and going straight to acceptance with red life uwu
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nyo!rusame... plzplzplz
apply this to your nyotalia. she is the world's worst "straight" girl.
#nyotalia#hetalia#rusame#nyo rusame#amerus#nyo america#emily jones#nyo russia#anya braginskaya#nyo canada#madeline williams#myart#maddie and anya are lesbians in my head#well so is amelia but shes crazy so dont tell her that#sorry anon i twisted this to show my crazy gay straight girl amelia hc#ask#reqtalia
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i just spent my morning learning the 9-1-1 magnet theory lore and now i can’t see straight
#to the four people who basically invented this whole thing i have 2 things to say#thank you#are you doing okay?#i feel spn levels of insane at the moment#i want it to be real but i also think it would be really funny if it was just like a prop guy#moving the magnets around for fun when he was bored#but at least some of it HAS to have an explanation like where are the magnet men#why those quotes and where did gob bluth go#and the calendars??? pls. america explain#i now know the true meaning of brainrot#girl i thought the couch theory was a lot?? nohr#also this was not meant to be a straight/gay joke but i don’t feel like rewording it so there#the fridge magnet theory#911 magnet theory#buddie#diaz family#buckley diaz family#eddie diaz#christopher diaz#evan buckley#911 show#911 abc#911 fox#em saying things
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#ik the date isn't correct for north america but i'm australian so it is correct for me#anyways that was a game straight out of hell#lak lb#canucks lb#ngl i giggle every time i see my drawing of the canucks logo like my hand would NOT stop shaking 😭
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I know that it is silly nonsense, but part of me seems to not have given up all hope yet regarding a repeat of the 2020 US Election Miracle, complete with random ships that no-one in their right mind would expect to go canon to actually go canon. Except that things really seem quite desperate, regarding the levels of apathy I keep seeing here. So, like, maybe Destiel is not strong enough to save us from this one.
No, we need something even more powerful. We need Stucky.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUNNY THAT WOULD BE?!
Save us, Captain America.
#I think we are all hoping for some kind of a miracle#because A LOT of the US-Americans I am seeing on here are really fucking stupid#those idiots will repeat 2016 if they're left to their own devices#So yeah maybe Steve Rogers will save us by finally breaking Reality for good#'Trump lost the election and also Captain America is bi'#like it won't happen#but CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE IF IT DID?!#(Full disclosure: I can see Trump losing the election as a possibility if people get their heads out of their asses#I do NOT see Disney relinquishing their iron grip around the fictional character of OG Captain America enough to make him queer as possible#that company literally butchered his entire decade-long story arc just to hammer home the point that he was straight. So.)#political#us politics#us elections#marvel#captain america#stucky
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jack keeps searching throughout history for references and mentions of the doctor but 80% of the time they're from fucking harry houdini again . technically jack was also in that time frame so i imagine he was also fucking harry houdini but kept leaving and then five seconds later the doctor walks in. they're not even intentionally avoiding jack it just keeps happening
This js canon now
#NO WAY JACK HASNT FUCKED HOUDINI#like pretty sure he woulda been in america at about the right times too#AKFJSKFJAKFJS YOU KNOW HOW HE WAS IN ELLIS ISLAND THE YEAR IT WAS CHANGED TO THE MIGRATION POINT#THAT WAS HIM ZOOMING STRAIGHT TO AMERICA SO HE COULD GO FUCK HOUDINI#ari opinion hour#askbox
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if Gregory were in pokemon he would have a Z-ring
#FAZWATCH#he would also choose litten as his starter if we're talking about alola still#in universe his canon self would be from unova since thats pokemon america#so his starter would actually probably be from unova#and id say he'd choose oshowatt#EVAN would be from galar#cuz britidh#and that works SO PERFECT because sobble is the PERFECT POKEMON for him!!!#if youve watched pokemon journeys sobble has a rlly good pokemon arc throughout evolution that could fit evan a lot#if we're just talking about straight up starters no reigonal divide for gregory#honestly im torn between scorbunny litten and froakie#scorbunny is so good for him tho...#but also i think hed prefer big pokemon like charizard or inciniroar#BUT. i think he'd have an ursaring because duh freddy#and thatd be his big pokemon hes closest to#or ursaluna#pandas.txt#gregory#pandas talks#Evan#thoughts
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Hello!!
i wanted to know who ur favorite character/s are in the marvel universe in general is??
also i wanted to say i really love seeing your art just pop up now and then, i love your charles and erik design 😁😁😁
HIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!
bar The Obvious Two and outside of x-men characters, i really like spiderman ..... 'which one' yeah..........
#snap chats#yeah thats. thats it LMAO#mysterio's my fave spiderman villain if thats anything .. i like his fish bowl head...#AND the lizard i really liked the lizard in the spiderman cartoon as a kid#theres a soft spot in my heart for captain america too cause he was my favorite as a teenager#also hulk but thats cause he was my dads favorite and I Love My Dad so... also hulks just genuinely interestin/cool#uhmmmmm icant htink straight right now but those are prob my most accurate answers#and ofc thank you for lovin my art :] !!!!!
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It's been 5 years, and I still can not believe Gaylors looked at YNTCD and was like "yep a very, very gay person wrote that"
#that song is so millennial straight woman it hurts#alse while we're here#the reaction to i kissed a girl isnt proof#many straight women get down to that song#which isn't about being in love with a woman btw#and the scissoring shocked all of America#not just gay people#anti gaylor#anti kaylor#taylor swift#taylorswift#the eras tour#taylor nation#swiftie#ts ttpd#ttpd#the tortured poets department
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i need her so fucking bad.
#hetalia#nyotalia#nyo rusame#rusame#nyo ameripan#ameripan#nyo america#emily jones#nyo russia#anya braginskaya#nyo japan#sakura honda#ame with short hair evil straightgirl vibes give her glassses and shes straight up my type#best part is i still wanna kill her by virtue of being a hetalia america.... LIFE IS SO GOOD#ame... ame... ame.... ame.... ame...#myart
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speaking of Andy garf what's your read on him is he genuinely bi-curious or does he just have the theater kid disease where he loves attention and sitting in people's laps
If I was forced to bet everything I own on this question I would put it all on “not straight” with no hesitation at all. I wouldn’t even sweat I wouldn’t even blink. This isn’t even a question to me.
#my friend and I walked out of angels in America like: so yeah we understand what acting is but that is not a straight man#it’s not the same on screen. when you’re in the room with him you’re like yeaaaa that’s one of ours
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I’m really mixed on this…
I felt like trying to do something Norse myth related so I decided to draw Freyja since goddesses associated with love and beauty are usually the easiest for me to draw. For the most part I really like it but there’s two main issues I have with it. For one, she looks like she’s sliding off Hildisvíni, which could work but wasn’t my intent and I should have drawn the boar lower. Secondly, and I think this is the most noticeable, my attempt to pull from the historical medieval period in Scandinavia (with some clear liberties such as hairstyle, etc.) means that to the average person, it doesn’t read as “Viking” age. Whoops. I still really like the design though.
#If I’m being real the main reason I don’t get that into Norse myth and legend is because I live in america#So it’s Russian roulette regarding whether or not someone into Norse myth is a white supremacist or not :/#traditional art#alcohol markers#artwork#art#freyja#norse mythology#Fun fact I tested the hairstyle out on me first to see it it was plausible#It’s a good thing in the only woman in my family who got straight(ish) hair. Lmao
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An Actual Conversation I Had Before 4th of July Dinner With All My Relatives:
Me:
My mom: Why does it say 'women want me'? Why not 'men want me'?
Me, much louder than intended: BECAUSE I'M GAY.
#crystalks#JSNENFNDNNSJ#I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT#OR SO LOUDLY#YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS EVEN FUNNIER?#THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I TOLD HER#STRAIGHT UP#SO JULY 4TH IS MY OFFICIAL COMING OUT DAY LMAO#fuck America it's Crys Coming Out Day now
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