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royaltea000 · 7 months ago

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This man has no idea how close he is at all times to being attic wifed

#NEED people to be insane about him #Lud has to burn at least four proposal letters each week #most of them from an insane puritan idiot #he’s just like yeah that confession was kinda cute but he’ll get over it #fast forward to a century or so later and he’s like wow my underwear has been disappearing a lot lately where do they keep going :/#I honestly think Gil would be kinda into it if he gave it a chance #well sexually at first at least #the guy is big everywhere that’s perfect for him #every meeting Al comes up like omg hi~! and glares at anyone trying to approach their conversation #he’s this 🤏 close to straight up eating him in an obsessed way #digital art #my art #fanart #hetalia #hws prussia #hetalia fanart #aph prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #alfred f jones #aph america #hws america #hws germany #hws england #pruame #amepru

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hamletthedane · 1 month ago

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I have been banned from continuing to discuss the existence of the French Revolution in the Bridgerton universe at family dinners

#jokingly banned but banned nevertheless #this is my roman empire #it haunts me #Bridgerton #the entire regency aesthetic and era would not exist without the context of the French Revolution and yet?? no Revolution??#are the napoleonic wars happening?? the war of 1812 in North America???#why are there no militias???#and then at one point Anthony mentions Napoleon and THAT is straight up impossible #Napoleon would be an entirely unknown minor officer without FRev??#and the regency era folk were NOT throwing these huge dramatic balls at the time #they were fairly simple as Jane Austen herself went to great efforts to emphasize. country dances and simple hellenic gowns #and do you know why? BECAUSE OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION-#which means the French Revolution did NOT happen. And yet we have a classical aesthetic and Napoleon is there???#adding to this: everybody seems to be on great terms with the Americas and have business dealings there #even though the COUNTRIES SHOULD BE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER!??#THEY BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE???#so did the American Revolution just resolve peacefully and create the neoclassical movement on its own #without the influence of the NOBLES GETTING THEIR HEADS CUT OFF ON THE CONTINENT #WHY WAS THERE A CLASS REVOLUTION IN AESTHETICS BUT NOT FACT????#*I am forcibly escorted from family dinner*

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tariah23 · 1 year ago

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#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!!#I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out #just… write one?#yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl #there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny #I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on #having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight #I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not #I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao #no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so #crying #you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’#rambling

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endivinity · 2 years ago

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not me already having to beat people on twitter away with a stick because they keep! taking! my stuff! for their dumb little dnd campaigns!!!

it's not even that bc I know it all gets taken and reposted and shared around until there's fifty degrees of separation and nobody's going to see my wishes towards how my art gets used unless I paste 'DO NOT USE FOR DND' on it (and even then theyll do it anyway) but like. i don't see that. when someone just looks at my work and says 'wow! i am using this for me now' directly to my face it's extremely demoralizing and makes me just not want to post things if that's all they see it as :/

#it happens. i know. it's just so RUDE. and im not alone in this! a LOT of artists fucking hate it #i'm drawing these because I like them! and other people like them! and i want to share in liking them!#not for some random guy in america with not a single ounce of creativity in his brain to jump straight to 'how can this benefit me'#anyway please don't do that. i don't like it #inspiration/art practice/icons/etc sure. i am just salty about the particular entitlement dnd seems to inspire in particular people

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kotikaleo · 9 months ago

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BOAT BOYS Obsession continues

Hello my dear smalletho enjoyers. May I present you my quick references for boat boys in their double life time

I will draw more of them, since I like to expand their dinamic to all next series you know it only makes sense, considering how much they are osessed.

Anyway i think their relationship goes through all possible russian rolacoaster. They obviously start pretty low, with Etho clearly not exited to be with Joel, but red life changed many man before them and nothing could've saved them ESPECIALLY with a god demn soul bond. They fell down for eachother bad. But when it was all over, the feeling died down, or atleast that's what they would like to belive.

Hehe more on that in next post, when I finish the rest of the sketches uwu

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i posted there some sketches 👀

#my art #life series #trafficblr #traffic smp #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #joel smallishbeans #ethoslab #also i don't know how correct was the use of 'american rollacoasters'???#Like OKAY so. in Russia we call the ones that are incredibly crazy 'american rollacoaster' since they came from america #but I heard that in america they are caller 'russian' since they think that russians are crazy #which they are righ we are crazy :з #anyway feel free to correct me XD #Ohhhh Etho speedrunnig all stages of denial and going straight to acceptance with red life uwu

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hellonerf · 1 year ago

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nyo!rusame... plzplzplz

apply this to your nyotalia. she is the world's worst "straight" girl.

#nyotalia #hetalia #rusame #nyo rusame #amerus #nyo america #emily jones #nyo russia #anya braginskaya #nyo canada #madeline williams #myart #maddie and anya are lesbians in my head #well so is amelia but shes crazy so dont tell her that #sorry anon i twisted this to show my crazy gay straight girl amelia hc #ask #reqtalia

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cherubscherry · 15 days ago

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Jayvik nation I need opinions for my most beloved and babygirl AU I am cursed with visions of.... The Hex-Files AU.

I'm plagued by it constantly I mean LISTEN LISTEN, it's perfect!!! Jayce "Spooky" Talis, laughing stock of the FBI for his eccentric and esoteric interests!! Left down in the basement with a bunch of unsolvable cases that he lovingly keeps trying to solve case he KNOWS that shit is Magic/Paranormal!! He's completely OBSESSED, and also has not a lot of people skills given, well, his obsession.

Viktor having annoyed enough higher ups with his desire to actually be in the field for FBI work and the higher ups condescendingly taking one look at his leg and cane then going "No <3" before sending him down to the Hex-Files unit to "reign in" their little """rouge""" agent. Thinking so smugly they are 2 birds 1 stoning it. He's sooooo mad, he's smart, and capable, and if SOMEONE would just let him actually HELP PEOPLE he'd be SO GOOD AT IT Actually, OBVIOUSLY. The hubris <3.

Mulder and Scully's first meeting IS so Jayvik coded I'm right and I will NOT accept criticism.

Their first meeting starting off on the wrong foot??? With Jayce on the defensive but when they both are like, genuinely invested in their unit Actually??? Whoops wrong move Head Office these two are Insufferable now actually and will enable each others most Unhinged tendencies. In 1 case (more like in just their first meeting) they became ride or die and joined at the hip. I love them, they are haunting my dreams.

Also the name Hex Files??? It's perfect!!! Don't trust your government (Council)??? It was meant to be!!! It's doomed me in the narrative!!! Now I have to like.... plan stuff and figure out long term story lines, I'm ruined!!! I'm in shambles!!! I'm overcome with love and excitement!!! My head is in my hands I am sick!!!

#arcane #jayce talis #viktor arcane #jayvik #The Hex Files AU #I have some peoples places figured out but I'm scrambling about others #Mainly Silco's at the moment because other plot ideas made me want Powder and Ekko on the Nerd Squad called upon in episodes sometimes #because I'm a sucker and also it's MY AU and I DECIDED THE LORE and I'm MAD WITH POWER #Also trying to decide how to go about this like.... in terms of World World because I'm not putting them in America I think it's more-#interesting to still have the Piltover Zaun dynamic and obviously there are like Non-Human races that exist but for the sake of this AU-#I think I will simply take out the non-human races at least within the base surrounding region #imagine leaving your city to move somewhere new and suddenly magic is real and also there are other races #but your government really didn't fuck with that so they straight up wiped it from public knowledge completely and never let anyone else in #I can make Piltover Worse <3

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loosethreadsofyoursoul · 5 months ago

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i just spent my morning learning the 9-1-1 magnet theory lore and now i can’t see straight

#to the four people who basically invented this whole thing i have 2 things to say #thank you #are you doing okay?#i feel spn levels of insane at the moment #i want it to be real but i also think it would be really funny if it was just like a prop guy #moving the magnets around for fun when he was bored #but at least some of it HAS to have an explanation like where are the magnet men #why those quotes and where did gob bluth go #and the calendars??? pls. america explain #i now know the true meaning of brainrot #girl i thought the couch theory was a lot?? nohr #also this was not meant to be a straight/gay joke but i don’t feel like rewording it so there #the fridge magnet theory #911 magnet theory #buddie #diaz family #buckley diaz family #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #evan buckley #911 show #911 abc #911 fox #em saying things

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korshrimpski · 3 months ago

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#ik the date isn't correct for north america but i'm australian so it is correct for me #anyways that was a game straight out of hell #lak lb #canucks lb #ngl i giggle every time i see my drawing of the canucks logo like my hand would NOT stop shaking 😭

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oldtvandcomics · 7 months ago

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I know that it is silly nonsense, but part of me seems to not have given up all hope yet regarding a repeat of the 2020 US Election Miracle, complete with random ships that no-one in their right mind would expect to go canon to actually go canon. Except that things really seem quite desperate, regarding the levels of apathy I keep seeing here. So, like, maybe Destiel is not strong enough to save us from this one.

No, we need something even more powerful. We need Stucky.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUNNY THAT WOULD BE?!

Save us, Captain America.

#I think we are all hoping for some kind of a miracle #because A LOT of the US-Americans I am seeing on here are really fucking stupid #those idiots will repeat 2016 if they're left to their own devices #So yeah maybe Steve Rogers will save us by finally breaking Reality for good #'Trump lost the election and also Captain America is bi'#like it won't happen #but CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE IF IT DID?!#(Full disclosure: I can see Trump losing the election as a possibility if people get their heads out of their asses #I do NOT see Disney relinquishing their iron grip around the fictional character of OG Captain America enough to make him queer as possible #that company literally butchered his entire decade-long story arc just to hammer home the point that he was straight. So.)#political #us politics #us elections #marvel #captain america #stucky

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yappacadaver · 8 days ago

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if i could have the old man yaoi of my dreams it would probably be travis and raymond

#i truly believe travis is homophobic and raymond is borderline though x'D auhg T_T #that's what i get for having straight old man blorbos from america ig #but it could be so goooooood #raymond is always .5 seconds away from getting arrested #and the two of them could really bond over their situations while he's locked up #and then travis would have another fire to put out while being tortured by the morality of his choices in how to deal with it #like let him stay in jail and become possessed/wreak havoc once he is #or let him out and have him continue to hurt people #just another werewolf #and u know i love my raymond on a leash or in a cage #they're both such control freaks though like it would be crazyyyyyyyyyyy it would be nuts #i would lose my gd MIND if. while imprisoned. raymond somehow got bit #can you fucking imagine #got 2 jobs and all these demons and the demon curse going on and now u have to take a night off every month to go beastmode #imagine he chains himself up in the basement #im tweaking #ik he wouldn't cause that is an insanely huge safety risk for multiple people but fuuuckk #normalposting #quarryposting #and this is without getting into the sex #the sex that they would never have but still work with me here

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roseworth · 1 month ago

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what if a hard traveling heroes special was written by someone who never read the original gl/ga and didnt pick up on any of the themes of the book. dc dares to ask this question

#im a few weeks late but i just read it. what the hell was that #i didnt see anyone else talk about it so im here to be the complainer #like the first few pages are out of character and just straight up wrong if it supposedly takes place during the original #then the rest of the story is just ?? nothing.#like the whole point of the original is that theyre discovering america or whatever and its supposed to be social commentary #so how does a random deathstroke story with an evil secret society fit into that #why bother to act like youre paying homage to hard traveling heroes if you dont want to do any of the work #also am i crazy or does anyone else think its weird that the gl/ga special leads into a green lantern & flash story. whats that for

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doctorwhoisadhd · 11 months ago

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jack keeps searching throughout history for references and mentions of the doctor but 80% of the time they're from fucking harry houdini again . technically jack was also in that time frame so i imagine he was also fucking harry houdini but kept leaving and then five seconds later the doctor walks in. they're not even intentionally avoiding jack it just keeps happening

This js canon now

#NO WAY JACK HASNT FUCKED HOUDINI #like pretty sure he woulda been in america at about the right times too #AKFJSKFJAKFJS YOU KNOW HOW HE WAS IN ELLIS ISLAND THE YEAR IT WAS CHANGED TO THE MIGRATION POINT #THAT WAS HIM ZOOMING STRAIGHT TO AMERICA SO HE COULD GO FUCK HOUDINI #ari opinion hour #askbox

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puhpandas · 10 months ago

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if Gregory were in pokemon he would have a Z-ring