honkshoolizzie

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1st dream i didnt have enough time to finish a math test (terrifying)

2nd dream all my ds games got wet and ruined (terrifying)

3rd dream i wa sskipping a class all semester and didnt know it (terrifying)

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i went to a restaurant with some friends (possibly the stan twins but unclear) and the hostess whispered to me "if you litter, i have to pick it up. and i have a really nice ass." so after i was sitting i locked eyes across the restaurant, threw my napkin on the ground, and drank straight whiskey while staring at her. she did in fact have a nice ass

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i spent 113 dollars on tiktok shop in my sleep and then i stayed in a hostel and kurtis conner was there and he said he knew me

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i stole the sigourney weaver tweet. also when i was 13 i told my mom i didnt want her to have kids with my friends and she got mad at me bc she can do what she wants

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my zelda picross save completely reset bc i did the last puzzle. also i was pregnant and married to the 10th doctor and he was gone for months and only showed up days before the birth. also i had a class where i had to send out a survey to 100 different people but i had to send each survey individually and my final grade didnt even matter as long as i sent them out

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there were four songs from the black parade that made up the "black parade sequence" (dead!, falcons gate (?????), welcome to the black parade, and the end. in that order) i went to a waterpark based on that sequence as in 4 different pools played one of those songs on loop and dofferent slides played those songs as you went down them. sheila from shameless was there and she was also a pony from mlp. also falcons gate started on an F

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i spilled spaghetti at my neighbors garage sale and had to wipe it off their driveway with a paper towel

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also i was in a 4 way throuple (quouple?) with 3 people i had crushes on from the campus protests at my school

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i had to take pictures of mcr members with the purah pad from totk to fill out the hyrule compendium and it had the orange outlines and everything

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sheldon cooper was a trans woman named sheldon marie cooper and she was dating a trans man

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i was skipping two whole classes ALL SEMESTER. i think one if them was an english class. also they updated minecraft water physics to be way worse, u had to place a certain block for there to be water at all, like a reverse sponge

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i slept w my middle school crush (hes a cop now irl 🤢) and then went on a date w my old work crush who was also ned nickerson

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i was childhood friends with spencer shay and i had a massive crush on him but he didnt reciprocate. we were at an amusement park all day and like holding hands and hugging for a little too long and shit and 4 separate people asked if we were dating and every time he said no. then someone said "thats too bad, you guys make a great team" and i swear i could feel him looking at me differently. and then we cuddle-hugged again and i woke up

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another nancy drew lesbian dream has hit my brain

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nancy drew was a lesbian

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brain hit me with the doctor who/henry danger crossover dream last night so i feel the need to explain in detail

the rules of regeneration changed so that "the spirit of the doctor" would kinda take over a person who already existed. ray became the doctor somewhere between peter capaldi and ncuti gatwa. he was really really bad at being the doctor, he maybe flew the tardis twice, but he got rose tyler back and also slept with her. there were two more danger force kids added to the bunch, an orange one who could fly and a green one i never met and was implied to have died. ray had just broken up with the girl he got engaged to near the end of df and i had worked for him for years and had feelings for him. one day my irl roommate told me she was gonna ask him out and i got so mad that i texted him on snapchat and said "hey [roommate]'s coming over to ask you out, ive had feelings for you for years and i don't expect you to like me back but please don't go out with her it would hurt too much" and he texted back "well you and i have a song together already" as in he definitely liked me back. and then i woke up

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i went to a menards (hardware store) and they had a whole wall of themed alcohols to sample. i only drank the my chemical romance one. it was pink lemonade