#America ackerman

[steve-kemp]

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[homeofthelonelywriter]

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[twilovesshuake]

Imagine a scenario in an alternative universe where Erwin Smith is Captain America And he just lost his childhood dear friend Levi during one of their missions. But few years later during another mission he mets someone called the winter soldier who always keeps his mask on his face. But in the middle of the fight the winter soldiers mask falls of his face and only then Erwin recognizes him. It's none other than Levi.

Erwin: Levi?

The Winter Soldier/Levi: Who the hell is Levi?

[miss-eucatastrophe]

Fic Requests are OPEN!

It’s been 84 yeeears. A lot of stuff happened all at once in my life that made writing impossible. Some good, some bad. But my life is finally balancing out and I’ve been itching to write again since I’ve become involved in new fandoms!

A bit about my writing, I pretty much exclusively write Explicate (aka ADULT) xReader fics. Some of you know me from my thick and/or plus sized reader fics which although I am no longer plus size myself (another big change) I’m still happy to write them and I’m still thicc so I’m here for my thicc bishes too.

For those who prefer reading fics on AO3, that’s where I like to post them the most too! But here I get to interact with y’all more.

You can find the link to my AO3 at the bottom of this post. 💕

Request Rules

• No underage stuff

I don’t do underage stuff. It’s complicated with things like MHA where some characters are in HS in the series but slowly coming out of it later in the series—I just won’t touch that. I won’t do a high school au. You can still request these characters but they’re gonna be grown-grown. Over 25 grown. We’ll explore their lives as pro heroes for example. Gimmi men in their late 20’s to early 40’s thanks god amen.

• No incest

• Off limits kinks: Gore, Vore, Scat, Diaper stuff.

I will write kink! Of course! Like I said, there’s smut in like all my fics, even if they’re a slow burn. I love story/plot with my porn. But that doesn’t mean I’m opposed to writing some porn without plot!

ANYWAY! Below you will find the fandoms/characters I am drawn to. If you see a fandom but not a character, don’t be shy. You can still request the character. These examples are just my personal preferences so I find them easier to write.

FANDOMS/CHARACTERS:

Honkai: Star Rail

• Dan Heng/Imbibitor Lunae

• Jing Yuen

• Loucha

• Boothill

• Aventurine

• Sunday

Marvel

• Bucky Barnes

• Steve Rogers

• Loki

Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse

• Miguel O’Hera

Attack on Titan

• AOT will be an option but not right now because I’m focusing on Magnolia Flowers and don’t want to get distracted by another AOT fic. 🌸

• Characters: Levi, Erwin, and Mike/Miche

My Hero Academia

• I’m kinda on a break from the MHA fandom, but if you’re just dying to request something from MHA still feel free to do so because who knows I might feel inspired.

• Characters: Hawks, Dabi, Aizawa, Bakugou, & Miriko.

Happy Requesting! 💕

[tiiramisu-cake]

eruri is so stucky coded because erwin smith losing an arm??? tiny malnourished boy being a super soldier (minus the body change) ??? boys stuck in a war pining for eachother ??? following each other into battle without a second thought to anything else ??? the angst the heartbreak the love ???

[peachymilkandcream]

Future Series Poll!

So I'm not sure when but, I think ahead as always because that's how I am, after Break Me Slowly ends (I'll still take oneshot and hc requests for them both dw). I'm thinking of doing either another x oc ( a different oc mind you) or x reader series. Vote on what you'd like to see once Break Me Slowly finishes! (PS. What finishes second will be my next series after the one voted most for)

[botheringlevi]

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘢

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘷𝘦

𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥

𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

– 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐍𝐨 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚

[rebeccasthoughts]

In Defence of A Bad Movie

Originally published in The Lost Art of Pearl Clutching Rock of Ages is objectively not a good movie, my mom called it one of the worst movies ever, yet I think that its reflection of politics, politicians, and everyday people is fascinating and funny. To give a quick synopsis for those who haven’t seen the movie there is a brief description: Soon after hopping off a bus from the Midwest,…

[americaackerman]

El 12 de agosto cumplí treinta y siete años, mis nuevos veintisiempre, porque me siento más bien que nunca 🥰

[lucysarah-c]

very random LMAO but how would levi feel or react to his s/o that likes tackling him in the most random moments?

Hi hi! How are you?

Aww, that's actually so cute. I usually have this issue about "attacking" or "catching" Levi off guard... do his Ackerman powers actually foreshadow those? Because I used to think before "Bad Boy" that Ackerman's powers helped their holders heal quicker, have special reflexes, perfect control over their body and reactions, and they were stronger than normal people, but "A BIT" stronger than normal people. After "Bad Boy" where Levi was capable as a little boy to RIP a dude's face off... they are not "A BIT" stronger, THEY ARE HELLA STRONG LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA LEVEL OF STRENGTH.

I've always headcanon that Levi can see, hear, etc., better than normal people, like if you try to sneak somewhere, he can hear the squeak of a mouse across a room... So... if that's the case, good luck "catching him off guard" or surprising him enough to EVEN get a chance to move him.

I think that if his s/o likes to do it when they are alone, they will probably be unable to even move him. He will remain still and say "what the hell are you trying to do?" with the most calm and tranquil attitude, probably taking it as a silly joke. Don't try it in public though; he won't even let his s/o reach him before he stops them and gives them a very severe glance.

Levi may allow some dorkiness in private, but in public it's a big no-no. Quoting Sabrina Carpenter lmao "Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another. I beg you: Don't embarrass me, motherfucker."

Hope that helps!

Thank you for passing by!

Have a lovely beginning of the week!

[goldenlocksprincess]

Attack on Titan Actor AU :

🦇 What the cast would wear for Halloween 🦇

Eren Jaeger as Professor Rogue

Mikasa Ackerman as Mavis from Hotel Transylvannia.

Armin Artlet as Indiana Jones.

Jean Kirstein as Sammy from Scooby-Doo.

Sasha Braus as Mia Thermopolis from The Princess Diaries.

Connie Springer as Charlie from Snoopy.

Riener Braun as Captain America.

Berthold Hoover as Slender Man.

Ymir as Lara Croft.

Historia Reiss as Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill.

Hange Zoe as Mary Poppins .

Annie Leonhardt as a Witch .

Levi Ackerman as Zoro.

Erwin Smith as Magneto .

Pieck Finger as Frankenstein's bride.

Porco Gaillard as Jack Skellington.

Zeke Jaeger as Jaime Lannister .

Mike Zacharias as The Mask.

Onyankopon as a Man in Black .

Nicollo as Gordon Ramsay .

[shinyasahalo]

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[ceilidho]

i saw your post about your recommended nonfiction books and can’t wait to read them! would you happen to have any more you suggest? i love learning about the world and how others perceive it ❤️

oh yes i have sooooo many nonfiction recs......it's probably my favourite genre tbh, i try to always read 1 non-fiction for every fiction book i read.

"a natural history of love" and "a natural history of the senses" by diane ackerman. i'm also currently reading her book "the moon by whalelight (and other adventures among bats, penguins, crocodilians, and whales)". she is the most evocative nonfiction writer on planet earth.

i recommended this in my last list but "underland" by robert macfarlane.

"everybody: a book about freedom" by olivia laing - a very good book by a very good writer. queer history, gay liberation, women's rights, reproductive rights, what does it mean for a body to be 'free'.

mary roach, overall, is a very good and very funny non-fiction writer. i've read "spook" (about ghosts and the afterlife) and "fuzz" (about animals and the law) so far, both such good books.

"all about love" by bell hooks. tbh anything by bell hooks.

"the body in pain" by elaine scarry. not for everyone. it's a study on torture and pain and how pain makes and unmakes the world. i read it for a paper i had to write in grad school because i've always been interested in literary trauma theory and it was so informative. also, maggie nelson's "the art of cruelty" and susan sontag's "regarding the pain of others".

"freedom is a constant struggle" by angela davis. so much i could say about this book - it's not dense, it tackles so so much like palestine, prison abolition, the anti-apartheid movement in south africa, and so much more.

anything by rebecca solnit, but start with "hope in the dark" or "the mother of all questions".

"SPQR" by mary beard. if you are at all interested in roman history, this is where to start.

"a short history of nearly everything" by bill bryson is also a very good like....introductory / condensed history book. so so interesting!!

now i haven't read this quite yet but i'm soooooo excited to read "the dawn of everything: a new history" by david graeber and david wengrow.

"four lost cities" by annalee newitz. this book looks at the ancient cities of pompeii in italy, çatalhöyük in turkey, cahokai in the americas, and angkor in cambodia, and delves into how people lived in these cities and how they were built and used. very cool!!!

most of these are history or cultural conversations because those are my favourite non-fiction books to read (i'm not really a big memoir/biography girl). i left off some of my favourite literary criticism books because idk how many people care about that, but if you want those recs lmk!

[yourlocalmeta1head]

My aot ethnicity headcannons

Eren: 62.5% German 37.5% Italian since Grisha is a German ass name and just everything about Grisha is German, the name Carla is German and Italian and Carla seems Italian to me.

Mikasa: 50% Asian, (I think Japanese but not 100% sure) 37.5% German 12.5% English. We already know that Mikasas mom is obviously Japanese, but we don't know about her dad. The origin of the name Ackerman is German, and her dad seems German, since aot is set in Germany. I also have a feeling her dad was part English. Like 25% English.

Armin: 75% German, 25% English. The name Armin is an Old German coming from the name Arminius and the name Arlert is an English name. I think his dad was 50% English and 50% German, and I think his mom was 100% German.

Connie: 50% Puerto Rican 25% American 25% German. The name 'Connie' is a name with Latin roots. I also think his name is short for Costance which is a late Latin name. The last name 'Springer' is also a very common name in America and is also German.

Sasha: 62.5% German 12.5% Russian 12.5% Slavic 12.5% Austrian. The name 'Sasha' comes from Slavic and Russian origin that means 'defender' and 'helper of mankind'. Also, the name 'Braus' is is a German name originating from Austria.

Jean: 87.5% French, 12.5% German. The name 'Jean' which is pronounced French in the anime originates from France and his last name 'Kirstein' originates from Germany. He's also very French looking, and I think his mom is 75% French and 25% German, and his dad looks VERY French. (Jean probably peaks french with his parents at home)

Reiner: 100% German, no doubt about it. JUST LOOK AT HIM. Also, 'Reiner Braun' is the most German sounding name I have ever heard. Not to mention his moms name 'Karina' is also very German.

Bertholdt: 90% German, 10% Dutch. The surname 'Hoover' is German and Dutch. Also, the name 'Bertholdt' is German

Yumir: 87.5% Norwegian, 12.5% German. The name 'Fritz' is German, but because of how many people were Fritz in aot the German is probably barely there. The name 'Yumir' is German and Norse, which also kind of adds to the Norwegian.

Historia: 62.5% German, 25% Greek, 8.4% English, 4.1% Spanish. The name 'Historia' originated from Greece and is also English and Spanish. Also, the name Reiss is an Old German surname.

Levi: 62.5% German, 30% French, 8.5% Scandinavian. I think his mom dad were mainly German since aot is based in Germany. Also, the name 'Levi' originates in Scandinavia.

Hanji/Hange: 62.5% Greek 25% German 12.5% Korean. The name Hange comes from Germany, but the name Hanji comes from Korea. The name 'Zoë' is Greek, and Hange has a Greek nose. I also like to think of them as Greek.

Moblit: 62.5% German, 25% Ireland, 12.5% British. The name 'Moblit' comes from Ireland and Britain, but the last name 'Berner' is German.

Erwin: 50% English, 50% German. The name 'Erwin' is old German meaning 'army' (which is very fitting for Erwin) the surname 'Smith' is the most English surname I've ever heard in my life.

Miche: 50% German, 37.5% French, 12.5% Greek. The name 'Miche' is a unisex French name meaning 'large loaf of bread' and his last name 'Zacharias' is French, Greek, and German.

Nanaba: 25% German 75% French. This one ks because I say so cause I'm tired.

[w1shes0]

TWO // Levi Ackerman x Reader

(chap three —> https://www.tumblr.com/w1shes0/767992044345081856/three-levi-ackerman-x-reader )

⋆⁺｡˚⋆˙‧₊☽ ◯ ☾₊‧˙⋆˚｡⁺⋆

you had made sure to go into work half an hour early the next morning, being late on your very first day was something you just could not live with.

once you got to your new desk, you saw that petra had left a note taped to the computer screen. "your login will be your email and the password is 123 (you will get to change this later) ps. make sure to get mr ackerman a tea before he arrives- no sugar." you read out loud.

before you got settled down, you made sure to quickly head over to the cafe across the street from your building, buying a single tea and a coffee, and then heading back to your desk.

"should i leave the tea in his office?" you mumbled to yourself as you looked down at the cup in your hands. shrugging, you slowly opened the door, peering inside to see an isolated room. quickly, you placed the tea onto his desk, peering down at the decorations he had lined neatly at the front of his desk. there was a picture with what you could only guess was his mother and himself as a young child.

'cute' you thought to yourself before rushing out. he didn't look like a man who would want you in his office without permission.

half an hour later, levi walked out of the elevator, stopping by your desk. "good morning, ms laurier." he nodded towards you as you stood up and greeted him back. "good morning sir, you have an appointment at 1 o'clock today with a Mr Woods from America- then at 3:30 you have a meeting with Mr Erwin Smith who will be accompanied by Ms Hange Zoe." you inform him as he nods. "push the 1o'clock to 2. i have a head ache." he says before heading into his office.

a few minutes later he comes out, his brows furrowed and the cup you had placed on his desk in his hand.

"ms laurier." he called out as he angrily walked over to your desk before practically slamming the cup down onto your desk. "yes... mr ackerman? is there something wrong with the tea?" you question. "its cold. unacceptable- also this is jasmine. i don't drink jasmine tea- i drink black tea. also you do not put any sort of drink down onto my desk without a coaster. remember these for next time and bring me another tea." he ordered before marching back into his office.

scoffing, you grab the tea and throw it into the trash beside you before wiping down the few drops that had unfortunately landed onto your own desk. "you're the one who came half and hour later." you mumbled to yourself.

"here you are, sir. i'm sorry about earlier." you hand him the tea as he takes a sip from it and nods, placing it onto his desk, a wooden coaster underneath it. "did you push the appointment with woods?" he questions, his focus still on the papers in front of him. "yes i did, on my way to the cafe. mr woods said that it's fine but it'll have to be shorter as he's got another appointment at 3." you explain as he nods. "good, i can't stand that guy anyway."

"you may go." he waves you away after a few seconds of silence, in which you quickly rush out of his office.

as you take a seat at your desk, you hear your name being called out down the hall. "connie!" you smile as he approaches you. "so, how is your first day going so far?" he questions as he leans against your desk.

"well... so far i've managed to mess up a tea order and also apparently ruin his desk by not using a coaster, but at least i got the appointments and meetings under control." you purse your lips as he chuckles. "you'll get used to it, i've talked to the big boss a few times and he's good once you get to know him."

"connie.. those few times were you telling him that your department is doing 'decent' during his monthly check ins." you roll your eyes as he stands up straight. "the point is... you get used to being yelled at for tea orders."

"ms laurier, i'm- mr spinger? what are you doing up here? you're located on the 10th floor." levi walks out of his office and towards your desk.

"oh, hello boss! i was just wishing my friend here good luck on her first day." he nervously explained, you had never seen connies posture so straight before, it was almost laughable.

"he was just leaving, sir," you glare at connie as he bids levi goodbye and rushes for the elevator. "was there something wrong?" you question as he shakes his head. "no... no, i was just heading over to floor 20, the new model has been made." he turned back to you. "you will be accompanying me."

"right, i go wherever you go." you remember as he nods. "so the new model? did you design it?"

"i design all of my car models. the only ones i have had assistance with are the 14' series."

you silently nodded, astonished at the amount of talent this man carries. not only is he practically a genius, he's also insanely good looking.

it took the elevator a while to get down to the 20th floor, in which the two of you stayed completely silent. it was extremely awkward for you but it seemed like levi was comfortable in the silence. once the doors opened, you let out the breath you didn't realise you had been holding and followed him out.

"i want your opinion on the car, so when we get in there make sure you really analyse it." he turned to look at you as he spoke. you nod and grip your shirt fabric as he stops at a door, pushing it open.

"mr ackerman!" a man rushes to his side, a bright smile on his face, you had your eyes focusing on your shoes out of nervousness. "hello jeager." he greets. the familiar name immediately made your head snap towards the man.

"oh my god.. eren?!" you exclaim as his smile fades. "suki..." his eyes widen as you hold your breath. "oh wow.. you work here?" you question as he nods. "your.. the new assistant."

"you two know each other?" levi asks. "yes.. eren- he's an old friend." you turn to your boss as he nods. "you two can catch up later. for now, jeager i'd like to see the car. i was told it was done." he says as eren immediately snaps back into a professional posture, motioning for levi to follow him.

the 20th floor was completely different to every other floor, it was solely built for the making and transporting of new cars. the models get made and taken down through a special elevator that leads out into the garage directly from the 20th floor in which the car is then taken to the showroom besides the building. once its green lighted, the car is then mass produced and sold world wide- so far every single car levi ackerman has come up with has been a great success.

"what do you think, suki?" levi turns to you after eren shows him the car thoroughly. "i think its amazing, truly. the paint job, the leather seats... the design is immaculate." you nod as he nods. "you don't have anything negative to say about it?" he asks and you shake your head.

"alright. jeager, safely transport the car. i don't want to hear anything about the car being scratched while in the moving process like last time." he says before walking past him and towards the exit, you quickly follow him, giving eren one last glance.

"you can go off to lunch, laurier. i'll be in my office until 2. i want you to meet me at the conference room by 2. bring me a black coffee." he says and you thank him before rushing down to the canteen where you saw connie.

slapping him on the shoulder, he turns around, a pained expression. "oh, suki!" he grins. "you idiot, how could you suggest this job to me while knowing that eren works here?!" you point your finger at him as he rolls his eyes. "oh you met him did you... look, you needed a job so i got you a job. if you two can't act civil that's not my fault." he shrugs as you scowl at him.

"come on go get your food and sit down." connie ushered you after no response. rolling your eyes at him, you turned away and angrily gathered your food. your new resolve was to avoid eren at all cost.

it shouldn't be too hard... you thought to yourself. he did work on the 20th floor whilst you were up on the 67th- practically hours apart— or that was what you told yourself at least.

"hey newbie, hows it going with the big boss?" you heard a male voice behind you. turning, you see a man grinning down at you with petra beside him. "oluo, she has a name." petra rolls her eyes as she places her tray of food beside yours, sitting down. "but, really, how is it going? he's not giving you a hard time is he?" she asked you, her expression and tone soft. you gulp down the food you had been chewing and clear your throat.

"it's going... great. sometimes he gets unnecessarily mad but i've learnt to just deal with it." you smile as she nods. she offers you some more advice before wishing you good luck and moving to a different table. you continue your conversation with connie before realising that your break was over soon.

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[shadesofbrixton]

Henry Kissinger died on Wednesday at his home in Connecticut, his consulting firm said in a statement. The notorious war criminal was 100. Measuring purely by confirmed kills, the worst mass murderer ever executed by the United States was the white supremacist terrorist Timothy McVeigh. On April 19, 1995, McVeigh detonated a massive bomb at the Murrah federal building in Oklahoma City, killing 168 people, including 19 children. The government killed McVeigh by lethal injection in June 2001. Whatever hesitation a state execution provokes, even over a man such as McVeigh — necessary questions about the legitimacy of killing even an unrepentant soldier of white supremacy — his death provided a measure of closure to the mother of one of his victims. “It’s a period at the end of a sentence,” said Kathleen Treanor, whose 4-year old McVeigh killed.  McVeigh, who in his own psychotic way thought he was saving America, never remotely killed on the scale of Kissinger, the most revered American grand strategist of the second half of the 20th century. 

— Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies by Spencer Ackerman

Rolling Stone article, at least temporarily unpaywalled because they want to celebrate i guess!!!! What a brutal, beautiful fucking lede.