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#Always heightened when visiting the hairdresser or barber
divinekangaroo
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8 months
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My entire life suffering this dissonance of having the head and hair of an ethnically ambiguous mid-20s twink, stuck on top of the body of a voluptuous 30-something peasant mother of two who body-builds.
#Always heightened when visiting the hairdresser or barber
#that black cape momentarily making me forget the bottom half
#it’s been a versatile durable kind of body despite the joint issues and hypermobility but it just ain’t my body
#whoever swapped it with me needs to take it back
#There are times when I can’t wait until I’m fifty because in theory it’s all meaningless by then
#At least having kids had no impact on my body because it always looked like I’d already had kids
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