evilswampwitch

[evilswampwitch]

Just a little life update I was dating a guy for three months and I was fully under the impression that it was going so well and I liked him so much and he dumped me like a week ago so I guess I’m sad about that but WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS TOBY so I’ll get over it

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Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

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It feels like every time I post on here about a romantic interest of mine it is cursed immediately so I’m gonna hold back right now but just know that it’s going really well for me

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I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

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i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

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Men are literally never normal about liking you. It's always ominous

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Btw I’m the president of the Charlie swan fan club now

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I’m watching twilight for the first time in forever and WHEN WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME CHARLIE IS HOT??!! I literally used to think Charlie was so old looking and now???? He’s the hottest one in this movie 10000%

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^this

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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

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im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains

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Listen I probably don’t have the right audience for this but please!!!! For the love of god!!!! Do not ever let me see the name Louis Tomlinson ever again!! I want Harry styles content but I simply do not fucking care about Louis!!! Please I’m begging you!!!!

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this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

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To this day, I think my favorite film theory that I accept in my mind as canon is the theory that Shrek literally came up with his own name on the spot as he first meets Donkey

[evilswampwitch]

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.