#Alterniaposting

[spiralingguitarist]

i miss alternia so much, i miss going to karkats hive and hang out together and watch sappy romcoms nobody gives a shit about. i miss going out to aradias hive and watch the moons and the stars and that weird blue aura that permeated some parts of the sky sometimes. i miss all th stars and stuff and the worst part on this new life is that i never got to see them again. light pollution deprives you of happiness what

[alterniasmostchaoticblog]

Hello everyone!!My name is emanot and welcome 2 my blog :] This is a blog 4 random trolls 2 post random stuff,4 now i'm the only mod but y'all can join if ya want.I'm just ur average goldblood with an interest on music,drawing and other stuff...I'll try answering the asks y'all send! /srs

[micolorfavoritoes3coma5]

disgrub is awesome (from what ive seen in the limited tumblr screenshots and stuff) but every time i open the tag i just see wholesome stuff and im like,,,what,,,,a homestuck rp can be,,,,,,,nice,,,,for the characters,,,,,,,;? and then i look back at trollposting discord server and realize how badly we fucked up all of our little trolls with stuff like murderstuck (all 4 editions, counting retcon murderstuck), scratch gun and the bullshit john search party fetch quest or whatever, rainbow session and all the nightmare hostile planets, fucking uh, whatever the fuck happened in trickster cascade (you don't want to know) and stuff,,,and im just like,,,,,,,,,,,lmeow,,,,,,get fucked

[pastabaguette]

catnip

original post from r/alterniaposting

[micolorfavoritoes3coma5]

Can confirm, this place sucks /pos

What is the best discord - reddit community according to you?

Cut the crap, BZ I know this is you. But if it's not, my answer doesn't change, it has to be troll posting! The subreddits/server where we all pretend to be Alternian, Repitonian, and Beforan trolls and humans and cherubs and create weird, intricate, corn dog induced plots. Join it it's cool.

https://www.reddit.com/r/alterniaposting/s/EvhhWzl3s6

https://www.reddit.com/r/beforusposting/s/ODb8X4rCiG

https://discord.com/invite/9bJvxEBY

[legallypunkin]

I did make this image to post on r/alterniaposting, whoops!! Didn’t mean to be cringe it’s just the natural course of my life.

They’re all in quadrants with eachother also. (💜<3<💛<>💚<3💜)

[nebby-the-protogen]

ooc

if any of yall use reddit there's r/alterniaposting which is basically grumblr but on there sub is slowing down a little, maybe join in and bring some life back?

[idiot-party]

Organic technology has some of its shortcomings compared to mechanical technology, and mechanical technology has its own flaws too. That's why the military of the Alternian Empire often augments them with one another.

The strongest point of organic technology is that it is not only cheap, but it is also difficult for enemy forces to attempt to use or reverse engineer. Take for example a fighter plane that is powered by the psionics of a goldblood. For an enemy non-troll faction to operate this plane, they would need to acquire a goldblood. And that's not the only obstacle. Trying to install a goldblood into an energy generator is a minor medical procedure in itself, so enemy forces would need knowledge of this too.

The most technologically advanced enemies of the Alternian Empire are probably aware of this and have learned how to power Alternian technology, if they have a goldblood.

But they cannot mass-produce goldbloods.

[lemonroxsprite]

miia nichols, a character (owned by sgew on discord) from the alterniaposting discord server whose spritemode i touched up a bit!

[micolorfavoritoes3coma5]

the first "disgrub event" (a valentine's day dance) ended in two characters being murdered we just don't post that stuff in the tag lmao

u should join!

okay no but fr that's awesome, i really enjoy just seeing the disgrub posts just appear in my dash every once in a while.

i might join at some point, but not now. it seems like a lot of fun though!

[micolorfavoritoes3coma5]

how do i rp as dirk strider, actually.

[idiot-party]

People’s Republic of the Alternian Empire

All my fantrolls take place in my version of Alternia where SBURB/SGRUB does not exist, and where Alternia and Earth exist in the same universe. Other key features:

Her Imperious Condescension was overthrown thousands of years ago and replaced with Glorious Chairwoman of the People’s Republic of Alternia (or GCPRA or Glorious Chairwoman).

After a revolution led by highbloods who were displeased by HIC’s excessively wasteful opulence negatively affecting their intergalactic conquests, HIC was violently overthrown. The governing and economic model then shifted from a Monarchist empire to a Communist empire. Things got somewhat better for everyone but Alternia and troll society as a whole is still violent, warmongering, stratified, and imperialist.

The caste system and institutionalized roles for each caste still exist. Each caste has a different set of opportunities and different amounts of goods and resources to be rationed to. Jobs both on planet and in the military are assigned by the government. Everyone is treated as “Different but equal and important to the empire”. Propaganda celebrates every caste from the humble burgundyblood laborer to the prestigious violetblood quantum engineer, both being necessary for the empire to function. In practice, lowbloods are still largely treated as expendable dumb peasants.

As for Earth:

Earth had been colonized by a faction of Alternian military forces, and the human race was eradicated. However, instead of being Communist, the economic model of Earth is unrestrained Capitalism based on debt and loans.

Everything costs money and nothing is subsidized by the government. The moment a troll is pupated from larva to troll, they are in debt for their use of the jadeblood caverns and everything given to them there. The economy is based debts and how you manage it.

On Earth, there are no legal barriers that prevent lowbloods from trying to get into fields that are typically thought of as highblood fields. They are instead repelled by high economic barriers. While lowbloods can attempt to pursue fields largely dominated by highbloods, a lowblood will be crushed by their own high amounts of unpaid debt, and also their already well-established competition.

[idiot-party]

After the second Food Riot got dangerously close to disrupting several sectors of the Alternian military industrial complex, an extensive reform on food budgeting and distribution was implemented so that every Alternian soldier got enough to eat along with a slightly more expansive variety of MREs.

After all, soldiers are what keeps the empire going in the conquest for glory, even the lowbloods.

Part of this expansive reform included electrolyte drinks which would be given to goldbloods after each shift of their battery duty. The Imperial Department of Consumable Goods even had the courtesy to produce them in three different flavors: strawberry, grape, and orange.

Grape is the most popular for its intense flavor, which also makes it decent trade fodder material. Orange is the least popular, so mere weeks after a resupply run orange is the only flavor left.

[idiot-party]

Lusii probably go through a revolving door of trolls, since trolls must leave the planet at a certain age right? Due to mandatory military service.

You know how some shelter pets have trauma or abandonment issues from previous owners? Maybe some lusii who have been separated from their trolls can come with trauma or abandonment issues as a result of whatever may have happened to them or their trolls over the sweeps.

And whatever troll they decide to adopt next just has to deal with it.

[idiot-party]

Troll Fleet Week

The Alternian Empire has a fleet week and it's twice a sweep. On other colony planets that have a mother grub, it's also twice that planet's year, unless that planet's year is shorter than a third of an Alternian sweep.

A week-long event. It's like an anime convention, except instead of a celebration of anime, it's a celebration of the Alternian military. Show all the young on-planet trolls what exciting careers and gadgets waits for them in the Alternian military. In reality once they are in they will probably just be doing normal boring paperwork or monotonous routines in a ship, warehouse, shop, or field 95% of the time, but you gotta get them to dream big and look forward to it. It boosts early enlistment, especially at the promise and reality of more rights once trolls become real warriors.

Features showcases of aircraft, of armored vehicles, of all sorts of weapons. Live showcases of freak aliens from other planets, and live executions of either those same aliens or rebel trolls. Do you want to see someone obliterated by tank artillery? You can see it there.

[micolorfavoritoes3coma5]

speaking of, i should draw some of the cool moments that happened since its ending soon,,,, ,,,i really want to draw corrupted meguca monster eannee cardboard cutout from locac lmfao

disgrub is awesome (from what ive seen in the limited tumblr screenshots and stuff) but every time i open the tag i just see wholesome stuff and im like,,,what,,,,a homestuck rp can be,,,,,,,nice,,,,for the characters,,,,,,,;? and then i look back at trollposting discord server and realize how badly we fucked up all of our little trolls with stuff like murderstuck (all 4 editions, counting retcon murderstuck), scratch gun and the bullshit john search party fetch quest or whatever, rainbow session and all the nightmare hostile planets, fucking uh, whatever the fuck happened in trickster cascade (you don't want to know) and stuff,,,and im just like,,,,,,,,,,,lmeow,,,,,,get fucked