#Also poor guyyy

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[ @big-daddy-moth || Continued From Here ]

[ Valentino ]

"Okay, okay. So it's a shitty roll." The other moth sighed, reaching out to grab the dice and give them a kiss in his palm. With that, he rolled again, before sitting up on his knees.

"There, how's that? Slap ass sounds better, right?"

He was determined to make this work, even if Phillipe kept getting shitty rolls.

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

My reaction to episode 3 of season 2 of Criminal Minds Evolution

Spoilers under the cut

"Are you okay?" Emily does that man LOOK okay?????

A deepfake porn site??? that's the big secret???? is anyone else a little disappointed???

Also there's no way voit could have said all that in such little time???

Luke: a secret will fracture the team and voit knows that and told me on purpose Emily: don't play his game then. just keep it a secret. Me: .... Huh?

Is... is this going to be the Ultimate Jemily Moment???? Is there some weird fake Jemily porn on this site which is why Emily is SO adamant JJ never find out and worried Luke looked???? If that is the case, Jemily fans I am so sorry

them managing to give Penelope a cat-related opening quote is honestly HILARIOUS

Oh, THIS is where Emily's wack-o neighbor comes in. Ofc. He was a conspiracy theorist after all

Bailey mention 😭😭😭

Oh so "that was fire" is about literal fire 🤣🤣

"Can I drink lighter fluid instead?" Babygirl you are so dramatic i love you. but please keep this energy toward tyler PLEASE

and we're back on the jet!!!

Luke looks physically uncomfortable keeping this a secret from JJ

I find it hard to believe Emily didn't know JJ already knew considering how close they used to be

This jj/luke friendship is SO important to me

Luke is babysitting 🤣🤣🤣

Luke is so awkward around those girls 😂😂😂

Sydney has a point...

I think Luke just wanted to watch anything BUT anime 🤣🤣🤣 otherwise he'll get upset

Fellow Girl Dad Luke truthers how we doing with this scene?? him teaching them to play soccer???

Luke is so smiley!!!! Like @lklvz said to me, his Adam Rodriguez is slipping out. he's such a dad!!!

Brian Garrity what's up my guyyy

They changed Brian's ex-wife's name???? In "Saturday" it was Patricia and now it's Sheila

Me, the second i hear the camera click: ohhhhhhhhhh shit

I need this couple to survive. They're probably not going to but oh my god she's pregnant i need them to survive

Penelope giving herself a script for a difficult phone call is such a mood

Tyler what the FUCK, man

TYLER PUT THE SYRINGE DOWN

wtf was that scene???

aaaand he cloned his cell phone TYLER FUCKING STOP

tyler texting penelope nooo

SHE SAID "NO" HAHA YESSSS

Oh Holly.... when i saw her pulling at her sleeves i though that was what was happening. Oh my heart is breaking for this poor girl.

oh i am SOBBING

yay they saved the couple!!!!

Not Tara calling Rossi old 🤣🤣🤣

"Pilates, upper-body work, a little help from SWAT" these visuals are hilarious

Tara you are so pretty when you smile

Luke definitely didn't tell JJ everything. i can TELL by his face there is more he wants to say to her

Oh my GOD poor JJ

Tyler Green if you show up at Penelope's house while she is stress-baking I'm gonna scream

godDAMMIT

And adding to the list of Luke/Tyler similarities, this pose Tyler is making against the door is the same pose Luke made against the frame of the elevator when he and Penelope had their first on-screen interaction

Go OFF Penelope

NO. SHUT UP ABOUT THE BLACK QUEEN.

Tyler is obsessed with Penelope being the black queen. Luke just... wants her to be herself. I feel an essay coming on

Brian's about to get himself fucking shot

JJ sweetie NO don't look i PROMISE you don't want to see

shaking cam slowly drawing away from JJ's face as she sees what's on screen.... three cheers for our director! I love Adam episodes. Although this is the first one with no garvez which makes me sad

aaaand now Emily's under arrest. perfect.

Brian you FUCKER

we are 3/3 so far for Emily saying "fuck" in an episode 🤣

[zackcharine]

You sent me Beefer what about Pico KEKW

YAAAY THE GUYYY

• favorite thing about them: tbh its kinda hard to not just say Everything JDHDHDH i like his issues,, even if they probably just were added to him for edge im also a psychosis haver and seeing that on a character i love so much makes me so happy.. I also like how he tries sooo hard to be Serious and distant but he will never beat the silly dumb guy that cares a lot allegations

• least favorite thing about him: I dont think that theres something i dont like that comes like. directly from him... this is just me bitching but im not a fan of when people try to make him all macho and angry and agressive all the time,,, he can feel other emotions guys,,, (<- this isnt directed at anyone and its gladly something i dont see often anymore!) Ive also seen some very poor handling/demonization of his schizophrenia and it makes me The Sadge... but again this isnt something ive seen since leaving twitter LMFAO

• favorite line:

This makes me laugh so hard every time JDJDHDH

• brOTP: i like them romantically too but i really like his relationships with Darnell and Nene too :] I'm a big NGtrio fan

• OTP: RGB !!!! THEY MAKE ME ILL,,,, /VPOS

• nOTP: i dont like picass.. no hate to anyone who does ofc, this is just a personal thing

• random headcanon: AUGH i have so many djdhdhd but i also few like i dont have anything new/interesting to bring to the table,,

But i think he unconsciously associates weight with comfort/safety bc of his guns and how hes been carrying him all the time since he was 13... i wanna do this to him

I also think he used to be a datahoarder when he was younger.. i think his computer his completely filled with flash games/stuff JZHHDHD

• unpopular opinion: scratches my head,,, i honestly dont know djdhdgd

• song i associate with them: AAGHH i suck at assigning songs to characters unfortunally..

I already said that this is a very RGB song to me, but when i listen to it i mostly see it from his point of view !

This one is more loose but it also reminds me of him

• favorite picture of them:

I love the way mindchamber draws him,,,

Not one picture but.. him baiting Darnell and instantly getting punched is just. wonderful JDJDHDHGD i also love how he looks on the weekend 1 cutscenes in general... hes so stupid

[weirdoisaweirdperson]

Okta spamton yap time let's go

So just like jevil i really do think that the themes shown with spamton's story are really cool and well-exicuted. He's a very very cool side character who you actually have to get interested in to look into: which I love to bits. The desperation and fall from grace is also just wahhhhb wahhhh poor boy I need to give you a hug,, he lost everything and is at a point of no-turning back desperation until kris comes along. I often have little daydream thoughts that are purely self insert and self indulgent of "what if I took this trash raccoon of a man and let him in my house and took care of him" and it always makes me so SADDDD WAHHHHWHSHDJDBEJEJ going back to talking about the themes of spamton's battle and downfall OH MYGOD SPAM5OJ JSUT CAME ONF IN MY HEADPHOENS LETW GOOO THEY LNWO anyqyayd! NOWS YOUR VHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT! I really like how he's just trying to manipulate Kris into them giving him their soul a lot of the time but at the end kris ends up HELPING them it's great did I mentionthat I we t absolutely insane when I figured out that you ARENT supposed to actually spare spamton in the battle TO spare him I started bawling my eyes out no joke but i also want to touch on a little idea of the man on the other side of the phone being like a fals3 idol character,, like he made spamton rise to power and spamton is now relying on him and then he just vanishes,, really shows why you can't really put your entire life in someone else's hands because it (most often ) ends in disas5er- thsi is like so interesting to me because lkek he's just a guy who needs help at the time that kris enters and like,,, I desperately want to puck him up and give him a hug,, I need to make sure he's okay poor glorbo.... poor boy let me METAL CRUSHER UNDERTALE OST IS SUCH A GOOD AONG THIS JUST CAME ON IN MY PKAYLIST ABSHJSBWBAHW anyways I digress but I DESPERATELY need to take care of spamton like poor guyyy yes I'll let you live in my house and eat my waffles like a fucked up cat WHY IS SO MUCH OF UNDERTALES OST FIRE AAAHHHHHHAHHAGSGSGDHSHSHSHS I'm actually going insane all of this was typed while in a waffle house btw if you xare I'm not eating anything I'm just sitting here going slightly feral over dumpster man,,, I would ve a big ahoy with him auhfbdhhh I want spamton as my fucked up cat and Sans as my bone head ahhb neighbor please let me phase into yhe world of deltarun I beg I plead I scream I cry please please eplease psl4as5 EHAHHSHSHDHWIWHWKAJSKWKQJ I love these guys so much,,, ouuugjhh brain worms wahshbdhrhsbsh oh god I almost refreshed and lost all of this anyways spamton yap over congrats if you made it this far

[bookwyrminspiration]

ALSO also watched the second episode of black sails and resisting the urge to watch it again bc i'll probably find out what's actually happening in the next episode (<- looked away for TWO SECONDS) but Ah. poor max. also i will strangle the man who stole the schedule with my bare hands like i KNOW it's for the story to move in an interesting way but he's so annoying. i love the writing and how well the actor plays him but like- like- LOOK at him. and he CAN'T EVEN COOK

I know!! I swear you can't look away for a single moment every second is vitally important somehow. The first time I watched the show I started like 3 episodes in (my dad had been watching and I kinda just went huh looks interesting and sat down), and I kept asking questions and he would keep saying "don't worry you didn't miss that much" like??? Sir now that I have seen those episodes how could you possibly say that, I missed so much.

Also it's so so interesting to see your thoughts on Silver, I cannot wait to see what you think of him as the story progresses and how you look back on him. Beginning vs end. Because no spoilers but he goes so far. he's so silly. he's like you should let me join your crew. as a cook <- has never cooked before in his life and is serving raw pork. As a character his wiles and shifty, self-serving nature is incredibly interesting but in relation to the rest of the story? my guyyy you're causing problems

This is only tangentially related but when my dad and I watched Black Sails the first time, we watched every episode once (typical) except for this one episode. I don't remember which number it is, nor the specifics of its contents. But it was so good that we were both just like. Hang on. Pause. We're watching that through again. And we did. We were just there jaws agape like what the fuck dude!!

Anyway I hope you continue to watch and enjoy because oh boy do I love black sails!!

[magnuficentwo]

Here comes the guyyy (this doodle is from an ask game response lol)

Xerxes is a bull centaur and one of hells three judges (it's the biggest authority position there), he has dominion over the Wrath district (which is alot like it sounds), and it shows on him. Overall he's on the side of blood stained justice and generally a warm hearted man, however he's just a little fucked up <3 To Xerxes, love and hate are not opposites nor necessarily separate. And by hate I mean the sensation of hating something as well as general rage and anger, he's fueled by this, and a love for battle. It's his love language, if you will. This is why he has a strange obsessive relationship to one of heavens judges (also the highest rank there, right below literal God), Ngah. To sum up she's a Karen who loves when things are perfect and sees herself as picture perfection and thinks everything must fit into neat boxes, everyone who doesn't, either isn't trying hard enough or isn't allowed to exist.

Their relationship is like. They hate each other's guts. She's one of the most important people to Xerxes ever (nowadays only coming second to his daughter). She just hates him. He loves her in this weird fucked up way (I mean why else would he hate her so much, right? Why else would they be such diehard enemies? It must be important. Even though she loves torturing him, he loves fighting her so the cycle just hasn't snapped yet. If he can't take her out with him, he will never die. He refuses). It's not romantic, or at least I don't mean it that way, especially since it's a deeply unhealthy, messed up relationship. It's just intense passion and obsession, moreso on Xerxes part, bc as I've explained he has a warped view of what love is (due to being abused in the past)

Oh also to finish this little babble off, he's a trans man and his daughter was made by Ngah, in a deal they made where he broke her out of prison in exchange for da baby. She's actually gained more understanding of and respect towards Xerxes very recently, so despite thinking of him as an enemy, she has people she now hates even more, and so. It's like, hey at least this lesser of two evils is extremely devoted to me! That must be a good thing, right? Because I'm so perfect! (Ngah fucking sucks she's an emotional abuser and serial manipulator she's my evil girlboss I love to hate her <3)

YEAHHH OC LORE !! I was literally so excited to read this <3 so sorry for taking so long, I thought I posted this WAAAY earlier.

OkOk. First things first, ohhhhh my god he is even a CENTAUR !! Right as I thought I COULDN'T love this character even more. Peak character design !! What a fluffy guy ! You'd hardly guess he's so immensely fucked up ! [Affectionate, compliment]. Having to keep track over a bunch of blood thirsty maniacs in a [what I imagine to be] pretty populated district sounds like tough work, and on that first drawing he looks pretty tired- poor guy needs a long nap. I can only presume this guy has been through quite some things, many battles, many losses- Are there any he particularly thinks about ? Was he always in charge of the Wrath district? Has he changed around any policies since he came to power? I'd love to see how this guy deals with stress, all things considered so far. I like to think he just goes outside and starts a fight with the first demon unfortunate enough to cross him.

And the thing about love and hate !!! That's so damn cool !! What a vision of reality, what a nice dichotomy !! And by all means he aint even wrong !! How based ! I do love me some characters influenced by both their personal philosophies and environment, it's so good. You may hate your enemies as much as you are able to love your life……. And his relationship with Ngah. By Stars above. These two have the most divorced energy I've ever seen. Imagine not even being married once but then also being divorced. Rip Xerxes, you would've loved "I love you like an alcoholic" by The Taxpayers.

God this relationship is so interesting to me, just reading about it now is fascinating, and I want even more of it. They hate each other so ardently that at some point it blinds Xerxes that it's love, it conflicts directly with his own worldview, while also being VERY affirming that he's right, like he is supposed to be. They are going to kill each other if they don't stop and both parties know it, but one relishes in that fact while the other might not even care. They're so toxic for each other that it makes them perfect for each other. They have a kid together and they don't even say anything about it it's like "god i hate you so much. fuck you so many times. Here's a kid btw thanks for breaking me out of prison or whatever. Fuck you die don't even perceive me. We do share custody yeah. Shut up though". It's even a Mansplain (Manslaughter) and Girlboss (Girlmurder) relationship…….. God I love these two. The world's most fucked up and insane least heterosexual straight people [/joking]

[Continuation]

Oooh yeah that makes sense !! Its an exchange that doesn't drain their own power source, but that leaves them tired anyway because it's an intense activity then ? It's kinda like like a bank then, like sharing an account and having loans and whatnot :D and Mother works well as a title ! Moms really are just like that.

Also thats so funny im sorry. Imagine being the [second] most powerful thing in the universe only to get turned into an animal without arms. I love that. Poetic justice

[artaintfartwarriors]

Flipclaw the poor lad

[pyro-doll]

Could I request some comfort headcanons for Kaeya?

I'm... currently dealing with plantar fascitis in my left foot, which means that everytime I take a step, it hurts A LOT since my muscles are swollen, specially when going out from bed in the morning.

The healing process will take long, and at times it's utterly frustrating for me. I really miss taking my long, daily walks which were so nice for my health.

I'm choosing Kaeya because he's my main, and also holds a special meaning to me.

Is it ok to request a female reader? If not, you can keep it neutral.

Thank you so much u_u

I also having a foot problem ATM broke toe so I feel you :'( I also main kaeya!!! :D he was my first lvl 90 so that's a fun thing we have in common.

KAEYA X INJURED!READER

Summary: Bulleted headcannons of Kaeya and how he would react if you had an injury u- u

Reader Pronouns: She/her, only mentioned once

Content/Warnings: None really! Fluff

A/n: Kaeya mains are just cooler then the rest what can I say. Apologies this isn't as long as I hoped

(more content under the cut! 💫🎀)

When you're hurt kaeya's go to way to cheer you up is by joking. He just wants to see you smile so he cracks jokes and makes a fool of himself for your benefit.

Dramatic about it- isists to carry you from one to chair to the kitchen bridal style even it it's like 10 steps. He's so over the top with it.

If somebody is trying to overwork you he's quick to come to your defense. "She doesn't need you bothering her right now." He's smiling but god it's so threatening. You feel embarassed but he doesn't want you to feel ignored. (Sidenote but I feel like he always notices in groups who's left out and talks to them personally.)

Most of what he does for you while you're healing is in secret, as he casually makes some things easier for you. When pressed about it he brushes it off but you know, his cheeks have darkened slightly.

You crawl into bed and thank him and he just hugs you back quietly. He prefers operating in secret even if it's for your benefit.

(tangent again- we all ignore he canonically acted shy after being credited for preparing a party for jean. He would get shy when you thank him.)

Sometimes he overly babies you, in a teasing way. "Awee my poor little angel :((" "shush kaeya >:["

Terrible puns. "You sweep me off my feet." You've heard his voice lines he does nothing but tell puns. Silly guyyy.

He knows what it's like to have your problems to yourself and he intends to be there for you every step of the way to recovery. Perhaps there will be a time in the future he must leave but he dreads it and relishes his time with you.

NOTES

Hey darlin! I hope you're feeling alright I know Injuries like this suck you don't realize how impactful they are until they happen. Wishing you a speedy recovery!! Anything for my fellow kaeya mains.

[karls-writing-space]

Last night I saw somebody requesting something on another blog for the reader dying before Garcello. I've never really watched any mods and I didn't know anybody died in them so I was like ???. I woke up this morning at 5, couldn't fall asleep, then got curious and looked up his mod and - let me tell you - I knew this man for like 6 minutes but i was sobbing over him before the sun was even up😭 also, based off of his drawing alone, I totally thought that he was gonna be boyfriends dad [🌻 Anon]

I read that request + post!! It made me cryyyyy. Just, aaaa. Poor Garcy.

Awww, 🌻 Anonnnn- His mod got me sobbing too like- poor guyyy. His mod made me sad for the rest of the day. Ngl, he was the first FNF character I liked.

You thought he would be Boyfriend's dad? Honestly, same. He'd be such a chill dad too- I just love the thought of that.

I think I saw some Dadcello stuff when I looked around Tumblr a few days ago? Can't exactly remember what I searched or where I found it, but I saw some Dadcello stuff where he was BF's dad and it was just so c u t e -

[chaoticspacefam]

Oh look another NPC that I basically turned into an OC

Part the first (officially documented on this Tumblr blog anyways) of “Elven gets unnecessarily attached to background NPCs that have literally no real significance to the story in-game and makes them way more important than they “are”.”

Saarai needs to work on her “it wasn’t me” face, dad is not believing it

THIS GUYYY ✨✨ a.k.a. Abaron, or that one dude hanging around Korriban’s Academy that gives you the “Purity” side quest where he asks you test how “pure” the Overseers are and says he’s gonna report back to the Emperor about the results. Cept that’s not quite how we’re doing things in the Subterfuge verse! (of course,  what did you expect! lol) He’s Vowrawn’s husband, and a very, very tired (stand-in) dad to Ni’kasi and Saarai since their biological father died when they were toddlers, which meant Abaron and Vowrawn were their paternal figures instead for most of their lives.

So, here we gooo, meet Abaron, or as Vowrawn and the girls like to affectionately call him, Abe.

and as you might expect, headcanon/backstory time wooo!! which I shall put under a cut in case people don’t want spoilers cause it does detail (briefly) the Ahaszaai family backstory ;3 I covered a lot here but if there’s still more you wanna know either about the husbands or about the Ahaszaai family as a whole, shoot me a reply or an ask or whatever! (anon should be on if that helps you feel less nervous!) I could honestly talk about my dumb tomato family for DAYS, I love every single one of them.

He used to be part of the Royal Guard before Vitiate took over the Empire after the purge the Jedi did, and was one  of the few who managed to survive the additional purge Vitiate did in order to “take over” rule of the Empire. Abaron managed to get D’leah and the very young twins to Rishi where they could grow up out of Vitiate’s radar, and then once they returned to Dromund Kaas and Korriban when the twins were older, he managed to keep D’leah, Vowrawn, and the twins “hidden in plain sight” right under Vitiate’s nose (whilst Vowrawn pretended to be loyal to Vitiate and worked his way onto the Dark Council and stayed there, Abaron remained as a “tutor” in the Academy so he could watch over the twins). After the Incident(tm) with Ty’s father “outs” D’leah and the twins (but by a stroke of luck/because Vowrawn’s sneaky y’know, not Vowrawn), D’leah makes Abaron swear that if anything happens to her, he and Vowrawn will guard the twins with their lives. Of course, Abe agrees. Ni’kasi has Saarai and little baby Ty holed away in a “secret” (but not terribly secret) apartment somewhere and after some searching, Abe manages to find them and get the full story about what’s happened because D’leah’s a combination of too angry and panicked by the events as a whole that she’s not able to either think clearly or recount them to him. His reaction is something to the tune of “aw shit, kid” and then the dad brain kicks in and Abe’s on it. 

Abe manages to smuggle Saarai and tiny Ty back to the place on Rishi where D’leah raised the twins since Vitiate didn’t know about it, whilst Ni’kasi voluntarily stays back on Dromund Kaas with D’leah to do damage control. Abaron returns to Dromund Kaas to find out that Vitiate’s loyalists (Baras, Ravage and so on amongst them, the only NPC Dark Councillors I don’t headcanon as being ultimately loyal to Vitiate/the Emperor at this time are Marr and Vowrawn) have tracked down the family, D’leah is unfortunately killed, whilst Ni’kasi “turns herself in” as the “murderer” and essentially takes the responsibility for the killing so she takes the fall for Saarai in order to stop them continuing to look for a trail. Ni’kasi is then demoted to a slave and yadda yadda canon Inq storyline. BUT of course Vowrawn and Abaron are still worried about Ni’kasi, so, that’s where his canon appearance in the Academy comes in and also the reason why he’s so obsessed with “purity” in the ranks. Abe’s not reporting back to the Emperor, but rather using that as a ruse while he instead reports back to Vowrawn and the way of “scanning” the Overseers, other acolytes etc. is his best attempt at trying to track down Ni’kasi again, since it’s been a couple decades and he doesn’t know how much of her will have physically changed given the poor condition that slaves are kept in and so on. He and Ni’kasi do eventually reunite and Abaron will probably, in the Subterfugeverse, take Qet’s place in the Warrior storyline protecting Vowrawn once Baras and Vitiate’s other loyalists finally realise he’s also an Ahaszaai (because as much as I do love Qet, no way is Abe letting his husband go hide out on Republic territory with one of Baras’ assassins on his tail, without him nuh uhhh)

While Abaron, Ni’kasi and Vowrawn all reunite with Saarai and Ty on Yavin IV when the first coalition is formed with Marr and Satele, Vano and Aria and so on, when that battle is over Abaron and Vowrawn originally return to the Empire and serve under Acina for a while, whereas Ni’kasi refuses to separate from her twin and her nephew again. Abe and Vowrawn attempt to continue the plan laid out with Vano, of reforming the Empire from the inside out, and with Vitiate’s influences removed they hope this would become easier. Obviously, Iokath proves it is not. So, at the point where canonically Quinn re-joins the Alliance if you let him, Abaron and Vowrawn also defect and join the Alliance. Abe then flits between being personal guard for all three of them, though Vowrawn needs it the most often, because at least the twins do what Abe tells them to. His husband on the other hand..yeah, leaving that man without a babysitter is asking for trouble - which is why Quinn has to help him. It’s a (minimum of a) two man job keeping Vowrawn out of trouble 👏🤣🤣

[happyandticklish]

YES OMG

Also ur so right 👏👏

IMAGINE It's one of those times they're trying to show ben something that works on caleb and caleb goes "nah its your turn to be a test subject" ben is IMMEDIATELY shy about it again

Omg poor guyyy

Caleb senses that they're nervous and immediately backs down and Ben's kicking themselves because they DID want Caleb to get them back but now he thinks they don't want it, so they have to awkwardly ask Frankie to ask Caleb for them because they can't ask Caleb without shriveling up with embarrassment.