#Also he got 6 ears!! They gotta be ticklish

[amazingmsme]

do u have any npmd headcanons? ive been obsessed with it the last couple days but the tk fanbase is basically non existent </3

Anon: do you have any tickle hcs for the npmd characters? excited 4 your spankoffski bros fic later this month ❤️

Sorry it took a while, but I finally got around to finishing these! This got a little long because I have a lot of Thoughts about these nerdy prudes (& jock)

Gotta start off with the queen p herself,

Grace Chasity

Even tho she’s an only child, she’s a great babysitter so I think she’s a very silly & playful ler

That said, she’s absolutely the kind of annoying preppy kid who’s way too friendly & thinks you’re close when you’re like, acquaintances at best & will try to tickle you randomly

Steph has actually punched her because she expected it to be Max or another bully. She said she was sorry even tho she wasn’t really that sorry lmao

She thinks that tickling is a wholesome enough activity to allow her peers to engage in it (yes, ALLOW them)

She prefers to give out quick pokes or squeezes rather than outright tickling unless she considers you a close friend

She prefers to be more on the giving end for some particular reason (power trip)

She’s pretty moderately ticklish in all the usual spots, probably a solid 6 out of 10 in total

She associates it with family bonding & her parents tickled her a lot as a kid, so it reminds her of a happy time in her life

Her worst spots are her tummy, neck & feet

Ruth

This poor touch starved baby is so lee you have no idea

She’s definitely more lee than ler mostly because she’s too shy to initiate anything herself

The only ones that are exempt are Peter & Richie because she’s gotta find some way to assert dominance in their group

Her favorite target is Richie because it’s the easiest way to win their playful arguments

The only place that’s off limits are her underarms. She’s way too self conscious to let anyone try to tickle her there & she’s afraid it would hurt because of the blisters, but she’s ticklish in plenty other places so she’s still easily wreckable

She’s absolutely part of this community are you kidding? She has a blog & writes fics & everything. She daydreams about her friends tickling her & cuddling her but she could never bring herself to tell them that she likes it

They know tho, she tries to entice them by stretching a lot & being sassy & it works most of the time. She also never tells them to stop either

Her most ticklish spots are her neck/ears, ribs & back

She gets so excited but also so NERVOUS if she thinks you’re about to tickle her, it’s the cutest thing ever. She stutters a lot & backs up & when she finally tries to make a run for it, she kinda just goes back & forth because she doesn’t know the best escape route & gets caught so easily

Has a really sweet, high pitched giggle that she thinks is embarrassing & she covers her face whenever she’s tickled

She has to work herself up to tickle someone, even if she’s getting revenge

Her first instinct when tickled is to curl up & hide

She gets really flustered when asked if she’s ticklish & it’s obvious that she is even when she insists she “really isn’t guys!”

Richie

He’s got the power of God & anime on his side, & he’ll need it with how ticklish he is!

He’s so jittery & twitchy any time you touch him because he’s used to his friends randomly tickling him because he always has such funny reactions

Flails around & screams before cackling at the top of his lungs

He likes to talk a big game to try & scare you off but as soon as your hands touch his sides he’s crumbling to the ground

Dude always wears shorts no matter the weather so his knees are free real estate

He also wears baggy shirts & hoodies so it’s so easy for Peter & Ruth to slip their hands inside when he’s least expecting it

Gets giggly & panicky right before an attack & desperately tries to bargain for a way out (it never works)

Despite how ticklish he is, he’s usually the one to instigate

It’s his go to method for winning an argument against Ruth, so long as she doesn’t strike first

He likes to deliver rapid pokes or squeezes while acting like he’s not doing anything

When he’s tickling his friends, he just carries on the conversation but he’s talking way louder to be heard over their laughter

He’s not super easily embarrassed because he’s fully aware cringe is dead but if you do get him to blush, he turns BRIGHT red

When he laughs he squints his eyes & leans forward & usually holds onto someone for support

He has a very loud & borderline shrill laugh

His worst spots are his ribs, sides, & knees (specifically the backs but you didn’t hear it from me)

Peter

This poor dude is SO lee coded, sorry I don’t make the rules

He’s the younger brother so Automatic Lee

Ted used to play goofy tickle games with him & now that he’s older he insists he’s “grown out of it” but Ted still instigates their old shenanigans. Sometimes he just gets a lil nostalgic & decides to torment his baby bro

Peter tries to act like he can’t stand them, but secretly he has just as much fun as Ted. It reminds him of when they used to be closer & things weren’t as bad, & it’s a way for them to connect after years of growing apart

That said, he will still fight tooth & nail to get away because he knows how ruthless Ted can be when it comes to him

Wasn’t until he was in high school that Peter really started gunning for revenge

Out of the nerd trio, he’s def the favorite target. He’s got a really adorable, infectious laugh & is kinda uncoordinated with his king gangly limbs, so he’s an easy target

When he tries to be the only reasonable one, they’ll tickle him until he caves in to their demands

He’s so skinny so the boney areas like ribs, hips & knees are gonna be major hot spots, but he’s crazy ticklish pretty much everywhere

He acts annoyed & put out after he’s tickled because he doesn’t want anyone to know he doesn’t really mind it, but he kinda over corrects into the “I’ve been waiting five fucking years” asshole territory

He has a very traditional, dorky laugh that’s high pitched & loud & he snorts a lot & it embarrasses him to no end but once Steph heard it she’s like “no this is the greatest sound I’ve ever heard”

He gets super giggly if you even threaten him with tickles & he starts to protect himself by hugging his arms around his chest but it does NOTHING to help & only gives them a clue as to where he’s ticklish

He either thrashes around like a bull in a china cabinet or curls up like an armadillo, those are your options

His laugh has a wide range from high pitched giggles to loud dorky cackles & it’s the best. He & Ted have a similar laugh

Peter likes to tease him that he got his tickle spots from him & is always forced to take it back

Literally a walking tickle spot, but his worst spots are knees, hips, ribs neck/ears & back. Dude is too ticklish for his own good

Steph

My favorite girlie pop, she tries to act so cool & aloof but she is actually sooo ticklish it’s not even funny (can’t stand the new trend of making all the girl characters unstoppable lers & not very ticklish while giving all the attention to the men. Girl bosses can be ticklish too!)

That said, she can do a pretty good job of hiding it if she doesn’t like the person trying to tickle her. But if her guard is down & she’s in a good mood, she’s a giggly mess in seconds

I think trying to hard to be the cool kid & the mayors daughter puts a lot of stress on her, so she’s pretty willing to let herself laugh & have fun otherwise

She only tickles people she’s close or comfortable with, but she likes to strike when they’re least expecting it

She has long nails & knows how to use them to get the best reactions

Her methods range from lightly dragging her nails over your skin to quick scribbles to ruthless squeezes. Her attacks are sporadic to keep her lee guessing & on the edge of their seat!

When she teases, it’s a lot of compliments & cooing over you & trust me, it’s just as flustering as it sounds

Just because she can hold her own in a tickle fight doesn’t mean she’s not devastatingly ticklish in her own right. She tries to claim she’s not as ticklish as she actually is, but it’s evident by how hard she’s laughing

Her laugh is really sweet & honestly such a bright sound it literally lights up a room. & don’t even get me started on her smile

Before she cracks & laughs she has the widest grin you’ve ever seen because she’s determined to stay tough & strong. It always starts with a giggle & works it’s way up to loud bubbly laughter

She has dimples but only when she’s REALLY smiling so most people don’t know. But you can see them when she’s getting tickled

She’s a squirmer but other than that, doesn’t really fight back aside from normal thrashing

Her most ticklish spots are her thighs, tummy & armpits but her neck & ears are also pretty high up there

Pete is in love with her laugh almost as much as she’s in love with his (when it comes to being a simp my girl takes the cake)

Max

Mean little shit but I know y’all would be disappointed if I didn’t include him (& honestly so would I)

Is a switch at heart but forces himself to be full ler because “only chicks like being tickled” (whatever you say bro)

Has actually used tickling to bully the nerds for a short while after the anti bullying assembly because “it doesn’t count if I don’t hurt them!” But it wore off kinda quick because he just liked hurting them more jxgaakdhf

He’ll still resort to it if he’s in a better mood than normal or wants to embarrass more than maim

Peter & Richie are the usual victims of this kind of torment, but he treats them a lot nicer when he’s tickling them than when he uses other methods

Still an asshole & his teases border more on the lines of bullying because he’s gotta stick to the brand

His normal victims tho are the other jocks. They roughhouse a lot & while he’s asserted his dominance as the top dog at school, during tickle fights his friends aren’t as scared to stand up to him & give him a taste of his own medicine

He gets a little too into it when tickling someone & can get a little rough sometimes. If he realizes he’s hurting rather than tickling he’ll be sure to lighten his touch because that’s not his goal at the moment

When he’s tickled he tries to throw punches so watch out! But if it’s his friends he’ll purposefully miss but try to act like he’s fighting for his life because there’s no way he likes this! It’s not fun, you’re making him laugh against his will!

Spoiler alert he does think it’s fun tho, he just won’t say

Poor Grace is his absolute favorite victim & he will launch surprise attacks on her in the halls when she least expects it. & while she does think it’s fun & wholesome, she knows that he doesn’t see it like that because he’s just a dirty dude! So she gets all flustered & huffy when he does it & he thinks she’s super hot when she’s angry & worked up

She’s got so fed up with his shit she gets in his face like “let’s see how YOU like it!” & his heart’s beating so fast because she’s so close to him & he’s right about to make a move & kiss her but instead screams at the top of his lungs when she digs into his sides

He’s more ticklish than he’s willing to admit & is more sensitive on the more toned parts of his body like abs, thighs & shoulders with his belly being his most ticklish spot

He’s lowkey embarrassed by tickling because he thinks it’s fun & makes him feel all giddy so he tries not to end up of the receiving end. It still happens tho😊

In one of the infinite timelines in Hatchetfield, the nerds’ plan works as planned & Max loves the party so much that he realizes he had them pegged all wrong & starts to hang out with them & is over all nicer to them & he doles out lots of playful tickle attacks on his favorite dorks

That’s all I got for now! Hope y’all enjoy, stay nerdy!

[tickletails]

Youre the only LMK tickle blog i know of so im just gonna...... dump a bunch of my hcs onto you if u dont mind

Wukong consistently will always get the hiccups if he laughs too hard. This is one of the only reasons he avoids being tickled, cause it flusters him.

ALSO Wukong will revert to making monkey noises at a certain point of tickling- he just outright forgets human speech, kinda

Macaque's ears are so stupidly ticklish that even just leaning slightly closer to whisper can actually make him giggle. Outright blowing on his ears or touching them will cause the highest pitched shriek you've ever heard

Macaque's real laugh is a lot lighter, but he'll try to make it sound more evil, even when being tickled. (He'll outright resort to biting down on his own scarf to avoid using his real laugh)

MK drags others into tickle fights all the time. Part of it is just him wanting to see people be happy, and the other part is just him loving the attention + affection

Theres more but im falling asleep so u might recieve more at a certain point

ANON THESE ARE SO FUCKING REAL YOU'RE SO RIGHT. I'm putting a readmore because I'm gonna ramble for a sec

I love the hiccups idea, personally, I also feel like Wukong is slightly embarrassed by tickling because he feels like it makes him weaker + it's easier for him to lose control.. same for Macaque, probably to a greater extent, + also because he feels like it conflicts with his edgy and mysterious persona.

SPEAKING OF MACAQUE YES his ears are definitely ticklish, I don't make the rules he got 6 of them they gotta be. + HIM STIFLING HIS LAUGHTER canon. I feel like he's one of those people that does absolutely everything to avoid reacting to being tickled but his shadow 100% moves and gives him away

ALSO I LOVE MK DRAGGING EVERYONE INTO TICKLE FIGHTS he would. He definitely has tickle-wars with mei lol. I agree with these all so hard thank u for sharing :'3

[littletxt]

Little txt Bedtime Headcanons

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Taglist: @kuroppiz

Yeonjun

Age: 6 years old

💜 This is Yeonie's favorite pair of jammies!! Often, he refuses to wear anything else!! You even had to buy multiple pairs of Spider-Man jammies because he wanted to wear them every single night!!

💜What puts Yeonjun to sleep? Rubbing your hand comfortingly on his back until he falls asleep works every time though it has to be firm since he can get a little ticklish.

💜 Needs at least two bedtime stories tho (he will beg for more) they help him have happy dreams.Thats if you can can pull him away from the tv in the evenings.

💜 Baby moves around a lot in his sleep and so he ends up kicking the bed sheets off accidentally! So you have to make sure to tuck him in bed extra tightly!!

Soobin

Age: 5 years old

💙 If Binnie wasn't such a good boy, he'd do just about anything to get out of wearing clothes to sleep. BUT- since he has to, he prefers giant sweaters and shirts that nearly cover his shorts that he wears to be each night. Think sweater paws with his pale yellow shorts and giant sky blue sweater!! Your giant bunny baby boy loves to feel tiny.

💙 Since he hates wearing clothes so much, he sometimes tries to kick them off in his sleep. But he doesn't do it on purpose! He promises!

💙 Binnie prefers firm pats on his back over rubs.

💙 He also like to be sang to sleep while patting his back rhythmically to endearing lullabies like "You are my sunshine". It makes him feel safe and warm so he can fall asleep peacefully.

💙drools sometimes 🥺

Beomgyu

Age: 3 years old

💖 Like Binnie, Beomie hates wearing clothes. But unlike Binnie, he's not afraid to be an absolute brat about it.

💖 Beomie has to be chased around after bathtime in order to get him into his jammies. The only thing you managed to convince Gyu to wear are the prettiest pink nightgowns. Reason why “girly” nightgowns.

💖 If he's restless, all the pats, rubs and rocking will be useless to get him down for the night. But if he had to choose, rubs would be his favorite.

💖 He's a sleepy boy but never when he's supposed to be, he's absolutely full of energy during bedtime! Read Hide and Sleep for more!!

💖 Munchkin gremlin👹

💖 Talks and mumbles in his sleep names of the people closest to him or sometimes just random snippets from his dreams (appears in part 2 of series)

💖sucks his thumb when he’s not snoring or talking (oral fixation)

Taehyun

Age: 4 1/2

💛 Mr. Independent doesn't want your help at all "I wanna do it!" He dresses himself. He likes button ups because he put so much time and effort into being able to button them all up correctly. Makes him feel like a big boy! But don't forget his bedtime song!! (Yes those are Pokémon jammies)

💛 He loves your voice, it's so comforting to him. So you have to sing to him this song every night before bed. It's gotta be this one and only song or he won't sleep. He’ll also hum along with you until he falls asleep -> Depend on You - Twice

💛 “Oh, I’ll hold your hands”

💛 He also prefers being rocked gently. You can do this by spooning him and rocking back and fourth into a nice rhythm as you sing softly into his ear. Or having him face you and wrap both your arms around him so he can nuzzle into your chest and curl up close.

💛 He likes to sleep under the covers and curl up into you like a kitty.

💛 You have to check if he's actually sleeping if you need to get out of bed. Sometimes he has a habit of sleeping with his eyes partially open

Hueningkai

Age: 2 years old

💚 Baby has an early bedtime. He's got his whole nighttime routine even though he'd never admit it. You can tell it's time when he starts getting clingy; Nuzzling against you, lots of tummy rubbing and quiet baby.

💚 He has his bedtime snack, juice(not too much since he’s the most likely to have an accident) and bathtime but he's barely awake during his baths most of the time. You get him into one of his favorite onesies (mostly green ones) and lay him down with a plushy under his arm and his much needed paci (or even better, your thumb). you better be ready to go to bed early too because you're his favorite plushy that he can never sleep without.

💚 He prefers gentle, soothing rubs over pats or being rocked but petting his head will win every time.

💚 On the off chance he isn't sleepy come bed time (rare) throw on a Disney princess movie and he'll fall asleep before the second song.

💚 Little Beomie absolutely hates getting into pjs but Kai is opposite! You cant get him out of them! He's always wearing his onesies when he doesn't have to leave the house.

💚 Which can sometimes be helpful because the biggest signifier that he's hungry is when he starts chewing on the sleeve of his oversized onesie.

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🧸End note: Kai: what are clothes ? I only know pjs 😴💗

Beomgyu: ew bedtime 👹😰

All links are to my other works that these headcanons appear in 💕

🧸Masterlist🧸

[intheticklecloset]

Dr. Stone Sentence Starters #1-10

A collection of the Dr. Stone sentence starters I’ve done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Most are SenGen.

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1) Lee Senku, Ler Gen

“You’re such a liar,” Gen accused in his natural, easygoing tone of voice.

Inside the lab, Senku kept his back turned as he worked. “Lying isn’t my style. You know that. Besides, I didn’t lie – part of the carbonated water we used was for the cure-all.”

“But you let me believe that was all it was for.” Gen’s voice was playfully pouty. “That’s cruel, Senku.”

“Gotta be honest, I’m surprised you’re complaining. I figured you’d be thrilled to see the cola, even if you couldn’t watch the grand bout in the village. It seemed a nice compensation.”

“Oh, I’m not complaining. I haven’t had a cola in thousands of years.” Gen’s shadow was right behind him now, merging with Senku’s own. “But it was still a little mean.”

Senku chuckled, shrugging. “Sorry, but I don’t really care one millimeter if you thought it was cruel of me. You got what you wanted, didn’t you?”

“I did. How can I ever repay you?~”

“Not selling me out was payment enough, thanks.” Senku suddenly felt uneasy. He turned just as Gen’s hands shot for his sides, squeezing hard, making him sputter and laugh against his will. “Hey – whahahat the-?!”

“Oh! Better be careful, Senku,” Gen teased, smiling his mischievous smile. “You said that beaker has a dangerous chemical in it, right? Wouldn’t want you to drop it~”

Senku gripped one of Gen’s wrists with his hand as he struggled to hold onto the beaker in question with the other, giggling like a child. He brought his leg up to try and kick, but that only made him lose his balance further.

“Gen!” He cried. “Gen, stohohohohop, this is one-bihihihihihillion percent dahahahangerous-!”

“All right, all right.” The mentalist finally relented, stepping back and sauntering his way out of the lab within moments. “I’ll leave you to your experiments.”

Senku sighed in relief, set the beaker down, and took a moment to regain his bearings. Then he flashed a smirk at the empty doorway and sprinted after Gen.

*

2) Lee Gen, Ler Senku

“There’ll be plenty more before this is over.”

“W-Wahahahahait, Senku! I juhuhuhust wanted to hehehehear you lahahahaugh!” Gen cried, squirming in the scientist’s arms as his ribs were tickled with surprising precision. Well, it shouldn’t have been that surprising. But Gen wasn’t thinking too hard about the logistics right now.

“Which you did,” Senku returned, smirking. He was definitely not oblivious to the hysterics he was pulling from the mischievous mentalist; if anything, he seemed to be enjoying them far too much. “And now it’s my turn. As you always have your feet bare but seem to cover up your torso with quite a bit of fabric even in the summer, I must assume you’re most sensitive somewhere in this region.” He grinned at the panicked squeal Gen let free. “Am I right?”

“Cuhuhuhuhuhurse you!” Gen cried, his cackles turned more and more frantic the higher Senku went. “Curse you ahahahahand your stuhuhuhuhupid science! NAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

“Ah.” Senku grinned. “Jackpot.”

“STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!” Gen flailed uselessly as his underarms were assaulted with the lightest of scribbles and most precise kneading in rapid succession, driving him crazy and reducing him to a helpless puddle far more quickly than he’d have liked. He was on his knees in the grass now, laughing so hard he could barely make sense of Senku’s next words.

“So, science is stupid, is it?” he tsked, shoving him face-first into the grass and straddling him, drilling into Gen’s worst spot with playful malice. “That’s too bad. And here I thought I was swaying you more and more to all the fun things you can do with it.”

“IT’S NOHOHOHOHOHOT – NOT STUHUHUHUPID!! PLEHEHEHEHASE!!” Gen laughed out his ticklish frustration into the ground, kicking his legs wildly to make up for how defenseless he was where he needed defense most. “SEHEHEHEHEHENKU, STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!”

But Senku merely chuckled in his usual way and kept at it. “Maybe next time you’ll think twice about messing with me while I’m handling a dangerous chemical, mentalist.”

*

3) Lee Senku, Ler Gen

“You’re awfully cocky for someone so ticklish,” Gen said with a smirk, wiggling his fingers at Senku, who suddenly looked nervous.

“It’s not cockiness if I’m right,” he muttered in reply, but his smirk was gone, at least. He reached for Gen’s hands. “Put those away, mentalist.”

But Gen fought back, keeping his wiggling fingers as close to the scientist’s sides as possible. Senku struggled to outdo him, a wobbly smile already on his lips. “Don’t.”

“Don’t what?” Gen teased. “Seems to me like you were just asking to be tickled.”

“No, I wasn’t.” Senku tried to sound firm, but it was difficult with the ghost tickles he swore he could already feel. Gen’s fingers were centimeters away now. “Gen, don’t-”

“Gotcha!” The mentalist beamed as he finally made contact, digging into the soft flesh of Senku’s sides with triumph. When the scientist tried to get away, he pulled him back against his chest, wrapping his arms around him and tickling even more. “Where are you going, huh? Where do you think you can possibly go to get away from me, Senku?”

Senku couldn’t stop giggling to save his life. All he could do was grab uselessly at his friend’s arms. “Stohohohohohop! Gehehehehehen!”

“Stop? But Senku, your arrogance got you into this mess! You could at least own up to it~”

“It’s nohohohohot arrogance if I’m r-rihihihiHIHIHIHIHIGHT!! GEN!!” Senku squealed, doing everything he could to get away and failing. “PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!”

Gen kept vibrating into his sensitive sides with a soft smile. “Like I said: you’re awfully cocky for someone so ticklish~”

*

4) Lee Gen, Ler Senku

“Tell me, mentalist, how bad does this tickle on a scale of one to ten?”

Gen was currently lying on his stomach in the dirt with Senku on top of him, fingers deep in his armpits but scratching lightly, and Gen was giggling uncontrollably in response. “S-Sehehehenku, stohohohop!”

“That’s not an answer,” Senku teased, digging a little harder. “Well? How bad is it?”

“Ten! Tehehehehehen!”

“Really? Well, that’s unfortunate for you. I wonder what would happen if I went somewhere more sensitive?” Senku couldn’t keep the satisfied smirk off his face as he dragged his fingers down to his friend’s ribs, drilling in deep, knowing it would tickle even worse that way.

And tickle it did, because Gen shrieked and started laughing wildly, crying, “NONONO OKAY OKAHAHAHAHAHAY THAHAHAHAT’S A TEHEHEHEHEN!!”

“That’s what I thought.” Senku chuckled, going back up to his underarms. “Then what number is this here?”

Gen dissolved into relieved, tired giggles. “F-Fihihihihive…”

“It dropped that much? Interesting.”

“Plehehehehease, Senku…”

“Please what? You don’t seem to be protesting too much anymore.” The mentalist’s ears went red, and the scientist grinned. “What? I’m right, aren’t I?”

Gen groaned into the ground, bubbly giggles still slipping past his lips as Senku slowed his tickling to a light, teasing skittering. “Shuhuhuhut up…”

*

5) Lee Senku, Ler Gen

“You think you’re so smart, huh?” Gen rolled his eyes, coming up behind Senku and placing his hands on either side of the table around him, trapping him against it to whisper in his ear. “Then tell me this: what happens when someone scribbles their fingers against your sides, huh?”

Senku froze, his breath hitching slightly. He didn’t answer.

“Well?” Gen pressed, enjoying the pink beginning to coat his friend’s ears. “What’s the natural reaction? Do you smile? Giggle? Try to get away? Or do you stay still and take it like a good little scientist?”

“S-Shut up.” Senku sounded flustered already, and Gen was absolutely living for it.

“Answer me, Senku.”

“This is pointless,” the scientist muttered, but he still hadn’t moved. “Why are you interrogating me?”

“Because I can, mostly. But I’m also a mentalist. I enjoy learning what makes people squirm.” Gen finally moved his hands, grasping Senku’s sides gently and scribbling his fingers over the fabric protecting them. “And I think this is what can get you to squirm, Senku.”

Sure enough, Senku gripped the table as giggles spilled out of him, hunching over instinctively. He lasted about four seconds before he finally turned to try and get away. “Stohohohop, Gen—”

“Ah-ah-ah,” Gen admonished teasingly, pushing Senku up against the table and digging in even harder, grinning wickedly at the brief look of excited panic in his friend’s eyes. “Better not fight me~”

“W-Why nohohohohohot?” Senku gripped Gen’s shoulders but didn’t fight back. “Gah! This is rihihihidiculous!”

“Because if you fight me, you know I’ll win. I’m stronger than you. And if I do win, I’ll tickle you for as long as I want.” Gen smirked as the pink in Senku’s ears traveled across his cheeks. “Unless…that’s what you want?”

“Shuhuhuhuhut up!”

“How rude.”

“You n-nehehehever said I cohohohouldn’t fihihihight with words!”

Gen hummed. “That’s true. But words won’t save you from your ticklish fate, my dear Senku~”

*

6) Lee Gen, Ler Senku

“You can apologize now,” Senku said evenly, “or you can apologize laughing. Your choice.”

Gen looked up at him with wide eyes. He took a shaky breath. “L-Laughing? What do you mean?”

Senku quirked a brow at him. “You know.”

“B-But…I have n-nothing to apologize for.”

“No?” The scientist settled his weight on Gen’s hips and wasted no time in reaching beneath the mentalist’s purple coat, digging at his ribs. “Running off overnight and making me worry about you isn’t something you should be sorry about?”

“Aww, y-yohohohohou were wohohohohorried about me, Sehehehenku?” Gen tried, but Senku only tickled harder, making him laugh. “Okay, okahahahahahay, I’m sohohohohohohorry!”

“Why did you do it?”

“I cahahahahan’t tell you!”

“Can’t?” Senku hummed, finding that spot at the backs of Gen’s ribs that always made him go berserk. “Or won’t?”

Gen’s hands clutched aimlessly at Senku’s arms, his sleeves, his shirt, anything he could grab to ground him and keep him strong in the face of ticklish torture. “CAHAHAHAHAHAHAN’T!!”

“Why not?”

“SURPRIHIHIHIHIHIHISE!!”

“Again?” Senku sighed, but he lightened his touch slightly. “It’s not my birthday anytime soon, you know. What are you scheming now?”

Gen giggled helplessly, gritting his teeth in defiance. He would not give in. He would not. “S-Spohohohohoilers, Senku.”

Senku paused a moment. Then he went right back into tickling Gen silly, smirking down at him. “Very well, mentalist. I can do this all day.”

*

7) Lee Senku, Ler Gen

“Do you want a massage?” Gen asked Senku, eyeing him worriedly as he reached back to massage his own neck.

“M’fine,” Senku muttered, rolling his shoulders and moving to get to his feet.

Gen was behind him in a flash, pushing down on his shoulders to keep him sitting down. “You’re not. You’re overworking yourself. Let me help.”

“I don’t need—” But Gen was already kneading into the tense muscles of his shoulders and neck, and Senku let out a loud groan before he could stop it, leaning his head back against Gen’s stomach. “Ugh, fine, you win this round.”

Gen smiled sadly, working at undoing the tension in the scientist’s shoulders, shaking his head at him. “You really do work too much. You need to take breaks.”

“No one else can do what needs to be done.” Senku sighed. “Well, probably Chrome could, if I instructed him in enough detail. But you and I are the only people here who remember the old world, and no offense, but I don’t think you know how to make a cell phone off the top of your head.”

Gen shrugged. “No, but my point still stands.” He blinked as one of Senku’s hairs fell away from the rest. He’d never seen it do that before. When he moved to brush it away, Senku gasped sharply and scrunched his neck, immediately wincing. “Senku, don’t do that!”

“I couldn’t help it,” the scientist snapped, lowering his voice to a mumble. “It tickled.”

Gen blinked again. He lightly brushed a finger along the back of Senku’s neck, smiling when a giggle slipped out. “You have a ticklish neck?” Senku twisted his head to try and get away, but in doing so Gen’s fingers brushed his ear instead, making him squeal. “You have ticklish ears?!”

Senku tried to stand up. “Let me go—” But Gen was already scribbling his fingers over the scientist’s ticklish spots, and Senku couldn’t stop the soft laughter that bubbled out of him at the touch. “Gehehehehehen!”

“This,” Gen said, beaming, “is officially the most adorable thing I’ve seen since breaking out of that rock. I can’t wait to have all kinds of fun with this information~”

*

8) Lee Chrome, Ler Ukyo

“I’m not ticklish!” Chrome declared bravely, putting his hands on his hips and puffing out his chest.

Ukyo blinked at him. “Okay.”

“Really, I’m not.”

“Okay.”

Chrome narrowed his eyes. “You believe me?”

“Not in the slightest.”

“Hey! I’m telling you, I’m not ticklish!”

“Sure.”

“Well? Test me if you don’t believe me, you know-it-all!” Chrome challenged, immediately wishing he’d kept his big mouth shut when Ukyo’s eyes suddenly went from uninterested to mischievous. He stepped back. “A-Actually, maybe don’t test me—”

But Ukyo was already on him, leaping up and wrapping his legs around his waist, using the force of his jump to tackle Chrome to the ground. Once there, he found purchase in the scientist’s underarms and dug in.

Chrome instantly broke into frantic cackles, kicking his legs wildly behind the archer. “N-No, wait, stohohohohohohop!”

“You’re the one who told me to test you,” Ukyo said with a sly grin. “And you said you weren’t ticklish, which you clearly are. Liar.”

“Okahahahahay, okay, plehehehehehease!”

“Why did you say that? You had to know I was going to learn the truth eventually.”

“I juhuhuhuhust wahahahanted to sound cool!” Chrome admitted through his giggles, squirming desperately on the ground. “Plehehehease!”

Ukyo chuckled, shaking his head as he climbed off the brunette, offering him a hand once he was back on his feet. “You’re ridiculous.”

*

9) Lee Ukyo, Ler Chrome

“Your laugh is so cute,” Chrome teased a giggling Ukyo, easily keeping up with him as he tried to roll away over and over again. “Aww, is someone ticklish? If I’d known about this when you captured me I’d have been able to get away easily!”

Ukyo couldn’t even reply for how hysterical he was. Fingers just kept finding his sides, his belly, his ribs, even his underarms and neck, and all of it was flustering him more than he cared to admit. Curse Chrome and his incessant chatter. The teasing was only making this worse!

“Nothing to say? That’s fine by me. I’m content to hear you laugh all day if you’re willing to indulge me.”

Finally the archer found his voice just long enough to sputter, “N-Nohohohoho!”

“No? But you’re not asking me to stop. I assumed you liked this. Am I wrong?” Chrome grinned, knowing full well Ukyo couldn’t answer when he was giggling helplessly like this. “Well? Better speak up or I’ll end up tickling you until sunset.”

The sun had only just come up! Ukyo whined, rolling onto his back to try and grab the scientist’s wrists, but doing so only left him more open, and Chrome ended up straddling him instead, ensuring he wouldn’t roll away anymore. “Gahahahahaha! Nohohohohoho, Chrome!”

“But your laugh is so adorable.” Chrome winked at him, continuing to tickle him lightly but relentlessly. “I want to hear it all day long~”

*

10) Switches Senku and Chrome

“There’s one thing I’m better at than you!” Chrome said, coming up behind Senku. “Want to know what it is?”

Senku spared him a brief, uninterested glance. “There are plenty of things you’re better at than me. But if you insist, do tell.”

For a moment Chrome was thrown by the compliment, but then he found his resolve. “I can handle being tickled longer than you.”

Senku froze for a brief moment, then turned and smirked at him. “I’m not sure if that’s a challenge or an invitation, but either way, you can forget it. I’ve no interest in finding that out. I’ll take your word for it.”

Chrome had expected some kind of resistance – maybe even flustered backpedaling – but Senku practically owning up to it himself? That he hadn’t seen coming. “Dude, seriously? You’re just going to let me accuse you of being too ticklish to handle more than a few seconds?”

“It’s an honest accusation.”

“Well…shoot. I almost feel bad for what I’m about to do, then.”

“What—?” Senku turned just as Chrome lunged for him, grabbing onto his waist and squeezing his hips. “GAH!! Chrohohohome, I just sahahahaid—!”

“I know, but like…you can’t just own up to it! At least try to bluff back at me.”

“Thehehehehere’s no point! It’s illohohohogical to deny it!” Senku grabbed his wrists but was too weak to do anything more than hold them. “Stohohohohop, I hahahahave work to dohoho!”

“Seriously.” Chrome quirked a brow at him. “You’re not going to tickle me back to see if I’m right?”

“I sahahahaid I’d tahahahake your word fohohohor it!”

Chrome shrugged, letting him go with a smile. “All right, then. That didn’t go the way I was expecting, but at least—”

Senku pounced right back, shoving him against the lab table and tickling his underarms with deadly precision. Chrome shrieked with laughter. “NONONO OKAY I’M SOHOHOHOHORRY, SEHEHEHENKU!!”

“Well, would you look at that?” Senku chuckled, grinning wickedly. “You can’t handle being tickled longer than me.”

[trashyswitch]

7 Fluffy Balls of Joy

Chapter 6: 7 Puppies Becomes 6

Chase finds a house for one of the puppies to live in, and the three boys have fun with the puppy before its eventual departure.

There are a few swear words, but that's it.

This fanfic is for Shannon, the lovely person who asked for more ego content! I hope you enjoy, Shannon!

Chase was giggling and loving every moment he spent with the puppies. The puppies had grown to 7 weeks old, making them able to sprint everywhere, playfight with the other brothers and sisters, and bite everyone’s fingers till every layer of skin was shaved down.

Henrik was struggling to work with the puppies barking, growling and tappy tapping all over the ground. Looking after 8 dogs was a lot of work and a lot of training too. They were trying to think of ways to maybe get rid of a couple of them. Maybe keep Matilda and 5 puppies for themselves (Still gonna be a lot of work), and sell a couple.

“Hey Henrik?” Chase asked.

“Ja?” Henrik replied.

“Could I maybe ask my ex-wife if they want a puppy?” Chase asked.

“Of course!” Henrik replied. “See, see!”

Chase pulled out his phone and called his ex. While that happened, Henrik began to think about who else might want a puppy.

Suddenly, JJ ran to the middle of the room, with an army of puppies sprinting and barking at the man. JJ was visibly happy as he flopped onto the carpet and laid on his stomach. One after the other, all the puppies came flopping onto JJ and covered him in licks and little bites. Three of the puppies were growling and playing with JJ’s hands with their front paws and snouts. 2 of the puppies were jumping onto JJ’s back, and three of the puppies were pulling JJ’s socks right off his feet. JJ was truly the dog whisperer of the house.

Chase had to move to another room to actually listen to what his ex was saying, while Henrik was sitting with good ol’ Matilda on the couch. Matilda was a lot more calm and collected, compared to her rambunctious kids.

“Vhat’s it like being pregnant?” Henrik asked the dog.

Matilda looked up at him, and wagged her tail while her ears lifted.

“Was it painful?” Henrik asked as he started petting the somber dog. “Was it worth it?” Henrik asked as well.

Chase chuckled as he walked back into the room with the speaker on for Henrik to hear. Both his kids were pleading and begging for their Mom to get them a german shepherd puppy.

Their Mom sounded both entertained by this begging, but also slightly annoyed. “Are you boys gonna take care of the dog? Cause I’m not gonna be doing all the work around here! You boys need to help out as well!” Their Mom told them.

“Yes yes yes yes!” Grayson begged.

“we’ll do it, we promise”. Trey promised.

“We’ll feed him! And take him to go pee!” Grayson promised.

“And walk him and clean him!” Trey added.

It was around a dozen begs that the mother finally caved in.

“Alright. I think we’re getting a dog.” The mother decided.

Chase smiled as he looked at the puppies. His kids were really gonna get a dog! From his father!

“Alright, you boys need to help with buying things for the pup then. We’ll head to the store in half an hour.” She told them.

“Okay Mom!” One of them replied.

Chase listened calmly as his ex headed to a quieter spot. “So, when did you become a dog breeder?” She asked.

“Well...It’s a bit of a long story. But to sum it up: one of my roommates found puppies and brought them home. The puppies were maybe three weeks old and the mother was growly and untouchable…” Chase told her. “We didn’t know he brought them home until I got up the next morning. I just about dropped my coffee upon seeing the little pups!” Chase turned around and bursted out laughing:

JJ was being licked and bitten all over! But more specifically, JJ's neck was being licked non stop by 3 separate puppies, while four puppies were licking and nipping at JJ’s feet. His socks were completely off and placed aside, while the seven puppies overwhelmed his poor, ticklish roommate.

“Ohoho my god you have to see this!” Chase quickly turned the facetime option on and set up the camera while his ex answered the facetime call. When the call was answered, Chase had the camera focused on JJ and the puppies.

“Ohohoho lohohohord! Hahahaha!” she laughed. She brought the phone over to the kids, and showed the commotion over at Chase’s house.

The kids bursted out laughing at JJ, and made little funny comments.

“Hey Trey, you gotta be careful too if we get one!” Grayson teased.

“Says the one with the ticklish neck~” Their Mom mentioned.

“Hey!” Grayson reacted.

Chase laughed at this and walked over to JJ. “Hey Jamie! Need some help?” Chase asked. JJ nodded his head and let out a breath of exhaustion. Chase put down the phone and picked up the puppies. “Come here guys! Come here!” Chase called.

The puppies didn’t waste a second to sprint over to Chase and shower him. While Jamie was only panting from exhaustion. Chase was now the one overpowered by the puppies. “AaahahaHAHAH! Awww, ya little nutballs!” Chase fluffed each puppy’s head, causing every puppy’s mouth to open up and flop its head around. They all were wanting to play with Chase!

Jamie ended up getting up and showing the family the crowd as Chase was surrounded by puppies. “EEEEK! HEHELP! AAAH!” Chase yelled out, reaching his arms out to the camera. Right at the same time, one of the only named dogs that was Henrik’s, shoved her snout into his armpit.

“EEHEHEHE! Cahahareful Angela!” Chase told the pup.

“Is one of them named already?” Trey asked.

Chase got up and let the puppies nibble at his feet while he picked up Angela. “Yup! Dr. German over there already chose his dog and named it accordingly.” Chase told them.

“Schneeplestein, jou uncultured bas-”

Chase shot him a glare.

“-Uncultured fish!”

The Brody kids DIED upon hearing that. “Daddy the fish!”

Their mother chuckled. “Maybe you should draw that.” she encouraged.

Chase laughed. “Oho my god that would be awesome!” Chase reacted.

Feeling encouraged, Trey nodded. “I think I will!”

Chase smiled proudly. “That’s great!” He didn’t feel insulted by the idea of a fish Chase at all. He was just happy to know they were alright and had inspiration from their cool Daddy Brody.

A few minutes later, Chase ended the call and looked to JJ with a smile. “That wasn’t very nice, you know...leaving me surrounded by puppies when I was the one that saved you.” Chase teased.

JJ raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms. ‘Little dog love Chase.’ he signed. The American sign language grammar was the strangest thing...but it worked despite that.

“True! That’s true.” Chase replied.

Then Jamie giggled and covered his mouth before signing the following words: ‘Chase fish with hat’.

Chase laughed and hit his shoulder gently. “Hey now! You be careful or I’ll draw you as Jamie the shrimp.” he teased.

Jamie chuckled and started fluttering his fingers closer and closer to Chase, to imitate the little shrimpies that clean dead skin off things. Chase squeaked like a little kid, and ran away. Jamie started chasing after him, signing the words ‘I clean you! I clean you!’.

“NOhoho! You’re sohohoho weihihihird!” Chase giggled, jumping over a few things on the ground. Jamie grabbed a blanket and managed to get close enough to throw the blanket onto him. This distracted Chase long enough for Jamie to grab onto him and start tickling him all over his middle and ribs. “AAAHAHAHAHAHA! JAHAHAHAY! STAHAP THAHAHAHAT!”

Jamie smirked and signed the word ‘no’...then resumed tickling him.

“Vhat zhe hell are you doing?” Henrik asked.

“Gohoho gehet Henrihihik, ya lihittle bahahastahard!” Chase argued, trying to push him away.

“So YOU can say ‘bastard’ but I cannot?!” Henrik asked.

“My kids were on the phone!” Chase shot back.

Jamie giggled and started sneaking up to Henrik in plain sight.

Henrik scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Not scary...Not to me. Leave.” Henrik tried to tell him.

Jamie started wiggling his fingers more and signing the word ‘tickle’ over and over and over again.

Henrik in response, started imitating his wiggling fingers. “Goooo tickle somevone else, vhy don’tcha?” Henrik teased.

Jamie took a moment to dramatically think and stroke his mustache. Then...he looked at Henrik with an evil smirk. ‘No’

Jamie sat down right beside Henrik and started digging into his side. Henrik, surprised by the sensation, curled away from the ticklish fingers. Immediately upon seeing his reaction, Jamie stopped and snapped his fingers at him.

‘Liar!’ Jamie signed with a huge smile on his face. ‘Liar!’

“Am not! I don’t lie!” Henrik reacted.

To prove his point, Jamie skittered his fingers on his side again. Henrik jumped and pushed his hands away. Jamie giggled. ‘Liar! Henrik liar!’

“Oooooh! I see Henrik is telling some little lies! Or Lügens, in your language.” Chase teased.

“Du hälst deinen Mund!” Henrik spat in German.

Chase smirked and imitated the classic bugs bunny meme while signing it for Jamie: “No”

Chase sprinted to Henrik and held up his arm. “Quick! Get his armpit!”

Jamie jumped at first, but didn’t waste a second to tickle his armpit.

Henrik hissed and quickly grew a wobbly smile. “Duböserkleiner- AAH JAHACK-!” Henrik pulled on his arm desperately as his armpit was pretty much dug into. Jamie smiled proudly as he basically struck gold.

Jamie decided to stop...he reeled backwards...breathed in dramatically...and…

ATTACKED as rapidly as he could! He was even making ‘ticki-ticki-ticki-ticki-’ noises as he tickled all over Henrik’s right side.

Finally, the dam broke right open and out came all the laughter. “JAHAHAMIHIHIHIHAHAHAHA! HEHEHEHEHE!” Henrik’s hand was let go as Henrik laughed absolutely hysterically! It would turn out that Henrik was a super wiggly person whenever he was being tickled. Like, SUPER wiggly and all over the place!

Chase had to grab onto Henrik from under the armpits, and hold onto him across his chest, as if he was about to be pulled out safely from under a truck.

“CUHUHUT IHIHIT OHOHOUT! EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Henrik ordered as he laughed. But Jamie was, and never will be, in the mood to listen to instructions. Especially if they were instructions coming from a LIAR!

“Hey Jamie! Watch this:” Chase leaned in...and blew a big raspberry onto Henrik’s neck. Henrik SCREAMED and snorted right back to back! “DAHAHAHAS IHIHIST ZU VIHIHIHIHIHIEL!” Henrik yelled, falling back into his first language.

“Really now?” Chase reacted, acting like he understood him.

“JAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHALT BIHIHIHIHITTE!” Henrik begged.

Jamie stopped tickling him for a moment and tilted his head. ‘You understand H-E-N-R-I-K?’ Jamie asked.

“No...I don’t. But I do know that ‘Halt’ is stop.” Chase told him.

Jamie gasped and snapped his fingers. He ran to the puppies, picked up his favorite, and brought it to Henrik. Jamie grabbed treats, and started placing them into Henrik’s belly button.

“OOOOooooh! You evil little genius!” Chase reacted as he grabbed Henrik’s arms and raised them up.

“No! NO! JAMIE BITTE! BITTE!” Henrik begged.

Jamie, understanding Henrik as saying ‘bite’, started making dramatic nomming expressions as he put his hands up against his own chest like a puppy.

Then, Jamie watched as the puppy ran to the belly, and hopped up onto Henrik’s belly. The puppy started sniffing for the treat, which tickled enough to make Henrik giggle already. But Henrik basically lost it the moment the dog’s tongue started absolutely covering Henrik’s tummy in doggy slobber.

“Ehehehehehew! Ihihit’s sohohoho wehehehehet!” Henrik complained in the middle of his giggles.

The puppy kept licking and nipping at the belly button to get the treat that was lodged in the buttonhole. Soon, the puppy successfully got the treat out. But what’s this? More treat smells were filling its little sniffer?

Jamie had giggled as the puppy’s head looked up to sniff the air more. The man had started hiding treats under Henrik’s side as well, to get the puppy sniffing and tickling there too. It didn’t take long for Henrik to feel a little wet nose shoving itself into his side to get to the treats.

“EEEhehehehehe! Hehehehehey! Thahahahat kihihitzehehelt, leetle hündchen!” Henrik giggled.

The puppy stopped for a moment and let out a ‘BOWWWOOOOWWW’ kind of yowl.

Jamie, Henrik and Chase all DIED at the sound. “Ahahahahaw! He’s more vocal zhan Jamie!” Henrik teased.

Jamie narrowed his eyes at him and threw him two middle fingers in response. Chase and Henrik wound up dying yet again at the reaction.

Chase then gasped. “How dare! There are children here, Jamie!” Chase reacted.

Well in response to that:

‘B-A-S-T-A-R-D!’

“BASTARD!”

Chase wounded up destroying both of the boys after THAT response. He had to teach them one way or the other to not swear! Or, you know, not give the kids any more ideas.

A couple days later, Chase’s ex-wife and kids showed up at the house and picked the dog they wanted. Funnily enough, they ended up choosing the same dog that made the “BOOWWWOOOOWW” sound a few days before! And the kids got to play with the dog for a few minutes or so to get to know the dog more.

But before the dog left…

Chase let the other puppies say their last goodbyes to the puppy. The kids insisted this be done, despite what a majority of the adults believed. The boys ended up coming up with the name ‘Marble’, due to the puppy’s multitude of colors.

Matilda soon walked up to her little puppy, and gave it a few little licks of luck and farewell. The little Marble had grown up so quickly and was now moving into a new family: a family of loving kids who would treat the dog like a king.

Farewell Marble!

[diyunho]

The Joker X Reader - “What Death Tastes Like” Part 2

Scarecrow’s daughter might be only 22, yet the terminal lung cancer she was diagnosed with six months ago didn’t discriminate against her age; the young woman didn’t show worrisome symptoms until it was too late. Y/N always had a fascination for the much older King of Gotham and despite the consequences, maybe it’s finally time to do something about it.

Part 1         Part 3        Part 4      Part 5

“That was very nice,” you whisper in The Joker’s ear. “I know you’re not sleeping,” you sigh and force yourself to get out of his bed after watching TV together for almost 3 hours. “I’m going, OK?” you whisper, not sure why he’s ignoring you. But you have a clue: he probably just wanted to avoid a huge fight with Emma or your father finding out about his cruel words regarding your illness. “Fine, whatever…” you admonish and exit the premises, upset he’s behaving like that since he offered truce a few hours ago. The King of Gotham is actually completely out, even if you believe otherwise.

It was awesome having him carry you in his arms and not protest when you kissed him; you have to admit you were disappointed he didn’t initiate anything once you ended up in his bed; you really thought he would. J let you snuggle to him and you hoped for more to happen, yet his lack of interest made you realize it was stupid to try and hint you wanted him. What is a 40-ish old man supposed to do with a 22 years old woman that playfully keeps flirting with him? In this case, obviously just enjoy a couple of movies which proved he doesn’t take into consideration your dumb crush.

The more you analyze this night, the more you’re inclined to vote for the exact opposite of what you did: you should have kept your mouth shut and refrain sharing intimate matters with him.

I guess sometimes genius truly skips a generation …

*************

3 Weeks Later

You didn’t come to the mansion in the last 3 weeks: when J woke up the next morning after your visit, you were gone. Emma informed him you waited for her to catch up and then went home; he wondered if you left because of what happened or if there was no reason for it at all. One thing’s for certain though: The Joker got the slight impression you evade him, especially since two days ago you dropped Emma off then raced out of the property in a hurry when you noticed he was coming out of the house. The skid marks on the pavement were a pretty clear sign you didn’t want to linger at the place you normally enjoyed hanging out at.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t mean you can escape The Clown Prince of Crime forever.

“OK,” Emma gives you a soft nudge in the restaurant owned by her parent. “You gotta help me out,” she pleads to a skeptical Y/N. “I insisted we have lunch here for a good reason: my dad brought his wacko-on-and-off-girlfriend and I can’t stand her; I need backup. Please flirt with him and say that stuff you usually say!” she giggles. “You have my blessing to go crazy, I swear you won’t hear a peep out of me! It will be hilarious to see her reaction!” she pushes you and it’s too late to escape the unwanted rendezvous you had no clue about until now.

You are already at the table and didn’t have a moment to take in your best friend’s proposal: you wish you had a warning about this plan of hers but Emma impulsiveness and surprise element runs in the family.

Maybe she thought you would love such a funny challenge…

Yeah… not really...

You know Mara anyway and bumping into her alongside J is not enjoyable to say the least, mainly due to the odd atmosphere you hope his daughter won’t notice.

“Hi daddy,” Emma pulls her chair and you take a seat by her muttering a faint hello.

“Hey kid!... … Miss Crane,” he sneers and you intensely stare at the menu in front of you without blinking.  

“I didn’t see you in forever,” Mara addresses you and you indifferently glare at her. “I must say you look terrific: you are glowing! What’s your secret?” she snickers and you duly inform:

“I’m dying. I’m sure you remember I have terminal cancer; my dad makes my meds and they do help somewhat, thus the glow.”

“As long as you’re not contagious,” the woman underlines and Emma gasps at her affirmation.

You smirk and reach over to touch her forearm, softly digging your nails in her skin.

“I am and now that I touched you, you’ll die too!”

You get up from the table while hearing The Joker saying something but your ears are ringing so you can’t discern a word.

“How can you say stuff like this?!” Emma reprimands and you calmly take a small ampule from your pocket, open it and pour some dust in the palm of your hand.

“I was just expressing a concern,” Mara gesticulates and you bend over, blowing the fine ashes in her face.

“What the fuck?!” she quickly brushes the ticklish powder off her cheeks, worried at your action. “What is this?!”

“Nightmare,” you scoff. “One of my father’s top products. I recently assisted him make it stronger and there’s no antidote. Don’t worry though, it won’t kill you and it will wear off in a few hours. Plus, it’s not contagious. Enjoy!” you leave the gathering and Emma follows, enraged things didn’t go as planned yet she can’t blame Y/N.

Since the restaurant is closed to the public due to his owner’s presence, there’s not a soul around besides J that can hear Mara’s terrified screams once the wicked hallucinogen kicks in: it’s called Nightmare for a good reason!

*************

6:02PM

“Knock, knock,” The Joker enters Scarecrow’s lab, already in a foul mood.

“Not a step further!” his movement gets halted. “Sterilize yourself if you want in: I’m making more capsules for Y/N,” Crane points at the numerous ingredients on the counter.

“Your lab is huge, if I stay right here…” J tries to convince Jonathan although he’s aware he has zero chances: it never succeeds but his stubbornness prompts him to fight the request each time.

“No!” your father firmly rejects the proposal. “Sterilize yourself and come help me!”

“Where’s your daughter?” The King of Gotham starts washing his hands in the sink by the glass sliding doors.

“She went to stay at the cabin. I got lectured,” your dad huffs, scolding in the next second: “You’re not done! More!” he commands and J reprises the cleaning process required by his very obliging host.

“Ugh,” he mumbles and continues. “Why did you get lectured?”

“Apparently, I buried myself in this place and she hates it. I also got threatened that if I don’t stop trying to find a remedy for her incurable disease, she’ll quit taking the current medications. I received orders to call Evelyn and beg for reconciliation also,” Scarecrow briefs a gratified King of Gotham:

“I guess we both have someone in our lives we can’t neglect,” The Joker dries his hands, puts on latex gloves and snatches an immaculate lab coat from the hanger nearby.

“What am I to do?...” Crane whispers. “Let my daughter die without trying to save her?...” then immediately snaps out of it. “Hair net!!!!” he shouts at The Joker, annoyed he’s trying to skip it.

“For God’s sake,” J complaints … still does as required. “What’s in for me in exchange for my services?”

“What do you want?”

“Two vials of your new, improved Nightmare formula. I witnessed it at work today and let me tell you, that stuff’s amazing!”

“How did you witnessed it at work?! It’s not released on the black market yet,” Jonathan carefully measures the quantities for your medicine.

“Oh, funny you should mention,” the evident sarcasm makes your father pay attention. “Y/N used it on Mara earlier today and she totally lost her mind! I had to lock her up in the pantry at the restaurant with three of my men guarding the door! She went bonkers!!!”

“Sorry,” Scarecrow’s flat tone irritates J. “I guess either you or Mara did something Y/N didn’t like. Welcome to my daughter’s shit list,” he cordially emphasizes.

“You shouldn’t talk to me like this,” The Joker fixes his green locks under the hair net. “One of these days I might become your son-in-law, you know Y/N showers me with her undivided affection.”

“Over my dead body!” Jonathan shrieks and The Clown Prince of Crime seems delighted.

“Hmmm… I can arrange that.”

“Just shut up and help me, would you? What am I paying you for?! Y/N needs more capsules; she’s almost out. Can you tell Emma to take this to her? I’m gonna let her chill, she’s still mad at me.”

“Wimp, you’re afraid to confront her,” J rolls his eyes and Scarecrow is not the one to be intimidated by his guest’s nonsense:

“Says the man that freaked out and searched the town for hours thinking his daughter run away when in fact she was asleep behind the rose bushes in the backyard at their mansion.”

“I didn’t freak out!” The Joker sulks at the unwelcomed reminder.

“Of course you didn’t,” Jonathan serenely replies. “Now fill out the capsules with the amount I already weighted and don’t mess up! I’ll verify your performance.”

“Give it a rest!” J growls. “Emma left for New York; she’ll be there for a couple of days. I’ll take this to Y/N.”

“Don’t think so,” he gets cut off. “I’ll send one of my couriers.”

“I’ll do it for free.”

“Why?”

“I have a score to settle,” J confesses to Scarecrow’s dismay. 

“If you hassle my daughter, I’ll create a plague designed only for your genes and I’ll exterminate you from this planet!”

“Imagine this is not the first time I’m threatened with a pathogen manufactured to ensure my demise,” The Joker hints even if he doesn’t have to.

“She is my daughter,” Crane explains, entirely understanding the reference. “The branch doesn't fall far from the tree; she knows I would so you’d better watch it!”

“Then you have nothing to worry about, right?” the pushy menace concentrates on his task, adamant in finding a way to see you no matter what.

**************

8:31pm

The Joker drives on the narrow path leading to the cabin, stirring left when a car coming from the opposite direction hunks at him.

“Heeeeyyyyy, Mister Joker!!!!!” someone yells and the other SUV accelerates past J’s yet he has enough time to recognize the aggravating pest: Sam aka Bane’s son. A few unpleasant phrases are grumbled regarding the encounter when another detail sets off the pissed King:

Y/N is racing towards the cabin after recognizing her best friend’s dad vehicle; you came out to say goodbye to Sam and take a walk when your idea abruptly changed.

“Are you kidding me??!!” J grinds his teeth while watching you stumble in the grass, then energetically gather yourself up and sprint inside, slamming the door behind.

“Wow!” he exclaims while parking close to the stairs, unsure on how this day will evolve; so far it goddamned sucked.

“Miss Crane,” The Joker taps at the heavy oak door. “Open up, I have your med!”

Maybe if you don’t engage he’ll leave.

“Is this how you thank me for delivering your pills?!” he gets worked up, thumping intensifying.

“Leave the package on the porch and go away!”

“Oh, she speaks!!!” J instantly snaps. “Open up, it’s cold out here!”

“No it’s not,” you call him out on his bullshit.

“You owe me apologies for what you did to Mara!” he demands, cringing at your defiance.

“Ha! When hell freezes!!!”

“What was Bane’s son doing here?” he tries a different strategy, definitely losing patience.

“None of your business!”

“I brought dinner,” J adds because that’s the last ace in his sleeve. “From the restaurant… your favorite. Aren’t you hungry?”

Does the silence mean you’re giving in?...

“Did you bring strawberry crepes too?”

“Yeah,” The Joker lies since he naturally forgot about desert.

The door faintly creeks and you unlock it, finally letting him in; you’re hesitant about your judgement and snatch the two paper bags out of his hands: the small one contains capsules, the big one harbors foam containers with the foods you like.

“Where are the crepes?” you frown at the lack of the delicious treat.

“I have this suspicion you’ve been avoiding me,” J talks about the reason he’s there without answering your question.

“I’m not…”

“Then why don’t you come to the mansion anymore, hm?”

His gaze circles the living room, involuntarily noticing the blood stained tissues in the trash can by the couch.

“Did you have another episode?” The Joker inquires. “Should I call your dad?”

“No…I’m fine…”

“Are you sure?” he insists and you unwrap the plastic utensils, sniffing.

“It’s not a big deal, it happens more and more often… I wish Emma was here,” you wipe your teary eyes and J bestows his infinite wisdom upon the young woman.

“Well, my daughter’s not here and I’m not renowned for making people feel better,” he twists the cap of the bottled water near him. He takes a sip then gives the container to the confused Y/N. “I’m not sure if this will help, but you can touch something my lips touched.”

You smile at his offer, kind of happy he’s using one of your catchy lines.

“What’s this? Reversed flirting?” you pout and drink from the bottle, placing it on the table afterwards.

He doesn’t bother to respond besides apathetically mentioning:

“I’ll spend the night; it’s dark outside and I don’t want to end up in a ditch.”

“It’s summertime, still sunny,” you highlight the indisputable truth to a guy that couldn’t care less.

“I’m tired. Crane pressured me to work! Did you know he took advantage of my kindness and made me sink a couple of hours in his project? What project you ask?” J cracks his neck although you weren’t curious. “I helped made your treatment,” he blurs out and your blank attitude irks The Clown. “You can compensate me by letting me crash here for the night.”

“I’m 100% sure my dad already compensated your efforts,” Y/N utters.

“Why was Sam here?” the earlier question is reprised in order to distract you.

“Are you jealous?” you nibble on your lasagna and J snarls:

“Why would I be jealous?”

“Then why do you have to know?”

“Professional interest,” the vague disclosure scores absolutely no credits with the feisty Y/N.

“That’s a huuuge load of baloney,” you shake your head and decide to unravel the mystery. “He picked up an item for his father. Don’t worry, you’re still my favorite,” you tease and The Joker protests.

“I’m not worried! I don’t even care! Can I sleep here?” he switches the topic and has to boast: “We can party all night long like we did last time!” J sassily reveals; he believes you’ll mock yet it’s not the case.

“You’re very late to this party…” your voice dies out and The King of Gotham is aware what you’re referring to. He digs his fork in the fresh salad, reassuring on a whim:

“Better late than never…”

 Also read: MASTERLIST

[flowrxchild]

🌼Get To Know Me Tag🌼

Thanks @satans-helper for tagging me!!! This is gonna be a long one so if anyone feels it’s necessary, please tell me to shut up! oke doke les do it❤️

1. What’s your middle name?

Olivia!

2. How old are you?

20, very cool and very funky years..

3. When’s your birthday?

January 8th

4. What’s your zodiac sign?

Capricorn 🐏 also an Aries rising, Libra moon if anyone cares lol

5. What’s your favourite colour?

Rn it’s yellow!

6. What’s your lucky number?

Ok I rlly gotta pick one soon cuz I just don’t have one lol

7. Do you have any pets?

Used to have a chubby brown lab but she was an old girl:( BUT recently I have fed a stray cat enough for him to come back everyday so he is now mine by Ricky Law™️

8. Where are you from?

Toronto, Canada baybee

9. How tall are you?

5’5

10. What shoe size are you?

7 and a half? I think?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Not that many like 5 tops lol

12. What was your last dream about?

Last night I dreamt about going horse back riding?? I woke up like ...she’s a horse girl, I knew it..

13. What talents do you have?

I can draw/paint?? Also I’m a pretty snazzy photographer

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I’m definitely intuitive...I’ve experienced some very strange coincidences in my life...

15. Favourite song?

Jimi Hendrix’ Voodoo Chile

16. Favourite Movie?

Moonrise Kingdom

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

*stares in Josh Kiszka yearn*

18. Do you want children?

Erm not sure yet

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Lol I want whatever the opposite of a church wedding is..

20. Are you religious?

Nope.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Yes. I’m so clumsy I am a danger to myself at this point...

22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law?

No I’m literally a baby chicken and will cry if u raise ur voice at me

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Not formally? I’ve seen a lot of random celebrities just walking around tho cuz I live in a big city

24. Baths or showers?

Showers, practically but I love me a good bath now and again

25. What color socks are you wearing?

Im not wearing any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ;-) Sam Kiszka tease ;-) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

26. Have you ever been famous?

One time my painting was put into a community art gallery and they took my photo for the local newspaper except they made the centre fold of the page fold into the picture around my face so it got all distorted and it was like when Mike Wazowski was in the Monsters Inc commercial...

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Not rlly..

28. What type of music do you like?

Rock, folk and indie but I will listen to anything

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Yes. Me and my friends do it every year as a cottage tradition!

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

3...I need to be snuggled AND supported

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

I don’t sleep unless I curl up into the smallest ball possible like a friggin cat

32. How big is your house?

She smol

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Literally just coffee most days. I love anarchy

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Nope. Don’t have the desire to either.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

I have not but I’ve always wanted to!

36. Favourite clean word?

Cozzy

37. Favourite swear word?

Cunty but like as an adjective

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Not rlly sure...probably only a day. I’m a very sleepy person

39. Do you have any scars?

Yep

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

If I told you, they wouldn’t be secret ;-)

41. Are you a good liar?

No not at all. My face gives it away so badly

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I like to think so. My first impressions of people tend to be true.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

Ya but not well ahsgag

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I don’t think I do, but my family from the states always says we have the stereotypical “Canadian accent”.

45. What is your favourite accent?

I loooove Irish accents. I find them very pleasing to hear!

46. What’s your personality type?

INFP-T to be precise

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

My prom dress I think? I got it a Free People for 90$ and at that store, that’s a steal...

48. Can your curl your tongue?

Yeth

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

If this is referring to my belly button then, innie

50. Left or right handed?

Right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Ew ya

52. Favourite food?

Ok my fave food is also my fave foreign food and it’s Indian!

53. Favourite foreign food?

^

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

messy...ITS CAREFUL CHAOS OK?

55. Most used phrase?

I really am not sure...

56. Most used word?

probably ‘like’. Yes I’m gen Z, yes I have trouble articulating my thoughts. And what about it???

57. How long does it take you to get ready?

I need at least an hour...I like to plan

58. Do you have much of an ego?

I don’t think so??

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

If you bite lollipops, you’re in jail now, I don’t make the law.

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Yes, I’m the funniest person I know.

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Yes, funny you ask, I’m not only the funniest person I know, but also North America’s greatest entertainer!

62. Are you a good singer?

No! But I will preform for myself and the spiders living in my room. Yes, we exist!

63. Biggest fear?

Losing the people I love, being trapped.

64. Are you a gossip?

No yuck i hate it.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

this is too broad and difficult but The Witch. It’s spooky and dramatic.

66. Do you like long or short hair?

I don’t rlly have a preference...

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Probably if I try really really hard lol as a Canadian, this is a good road trip game

68. Favourite school subject?

Art or English!

69. Extrovert or introvert?

Introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

No but something about makes me anxious

71. What makes you nervous?

I would really love to find something that doesn’t make me anxious. Let’s start with that.

72. Are you scared of the dark?

No! I find it comforting sometimes actually

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Depends. I hate confrontation so I only do it if it really matters...

74. Are you ticklish?

Ok I wanna know who isn’t! Like whomst is not ticklish??

75. Have you ever started a rumour?

I hope not...I would feel very stinky

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

If by authority you mean telling my sister to get out of my unassigned-assigned spot on the couch even though my voice cracks a little as I do it causing her to laugh even harder, than yes.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Yes. *police sirens grow closer*

78. Have you ever done drugs?

I have done a weed or 2. Yes

79. Who was your first real crush?

My neighbour lol

80. How many piercings do you have?

3! My ears and also my cartilage! Used to have my septum, but it caused me too many problems so i let it grow over :(

81. Can you roll your R’s?

Ya!

82. How fast can you type?

So fast *spongebob voice* wanna see me do it again?

83. How fast can you run?

I would probably be the first to go in a horror movie

84. What colour is your hair?

Dark brown

85. What colour are your eyes?

Brown

86. What are you allergic to?

Nothing substantial.

87. Do you keep a journal?

Ya I do!

88. What do your parents do?

My mums a school secretary and my dads a fraud investigator

89. Do you like your age?

U know what, ya..I can’t complain.

90. What makes you angry?

Injustice and rudeness

91. Do you like your own name?

Ya I don’t mind it

92. Have you already thought of baby names if so what are they?

I mean I have names that I like but it’s not something I write down so I always forgot lol

93. Do you want a boy or a girl child?

I really couldn’t care less

94. What are your strengths?

Physically, I’m a sack of bones with the upper body strength of a new born baby but I like to think my sense of humour makes me tolerable *finger guns*

95. What are your weaknesses?

I am one frightened human bean.

96. How did you get your name?

Tru story: throughout my moms whole pregnancy, everyone including the doctors were convinced I was gonna be a boy because they could never get a clear look at me in the ultra sounds so my parents had only picked out boy names until I was born to which they changed their choice of “Eric” to Erika :))

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Not at all lol

98. Do you have any scars?

Did I already answer this one? I think I did?

99. Colour of your bedspread?

White with pink floral pattern! (From ikea lol)

100. Colour of your room?

It’s an off-white

Ok I wanna tag these lovely beans @pe2chie @turntonightfirelight @camomillacatalina @witchgoddess @blackdressedtinyone 💗💗💗

[bandaids-not-groupies]

Get to know me uncomfortably well - tagged by @livewiredroger ❤️ sorry this took so long to post!! 

1. What is your middle name? 

Janie

2. How old are you? 

21, gonna be 22 in a couple months

3. When is your birthday?

December 4th! A day after Ozzy’s

4. What is your zodiac sign? 

Sagittarius

5. What is your favourite colour? 

Light purple and black

6. What’s your lucky number?

I don’t actually know

7. Do you have any pets?

No but I did have a dog!

8. Where are you from? 

Chicago!

9. How tall are you?

5’0 lmao

10. What shoe size are you? 

6

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 

Too many to count lol

12. What was your last dream about? 

I don’t remember 😅

13. What talents do you have?

None lol. I’m boring af

14. Are you psychic in any way? 

Nope lol

15. Favourite song? 

I’m a believer by the monkees (I’ve always loved that song)

16. Favourite movie? 

The Godfather

17. Who would be your ideal partner? 

Keanu Reeves. He has my heart and soul

18. Do you want children? 

Yeah but only like 2

19. Do you want a church wedding? 

Yeah but nothing too big

20. Are you religious? 

Kinda but not really. Like I acknowledge that there could be a God. But I don’t practice it that much. So basically I’M SINNING AND I’M WINNING

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 

Yeah. Twice. Once cause I had a bad ear infection and then another time I had pneumonia

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 

Nope!

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 

Yes I have! Back in my emo days I meet Christofer Drew from Never Shout Never, which was actually pure luck! NSN was in town for a concert, but I couldn’t go because it was a 18+ venue so I couldn’t get in (I was in 8th grade at the time). So my family and I decided to go out to eat at a restaurant which was coincidentally across from the venue. So we were walking down the street and I see this huge tour bus right outside the restaurant. My heart starts racing and i thought “how cool would it be if I bumped into someone from the group” well lo and behold as we are coming closer to the bus, Christofer Drew turns the corner and walks towards the bus. So I stop in my tracks and just say “Christofer Drew?” And he stops and he says hi! He asked if I was going to the show and I said no and he goes “well you gotta promise you’ll come to the next one!” Of course I made the promise and I didn’t break it! He came back that summer and I got to see him ❤️ I also met two groups called Breathe Carolina and Crown The Empire. I also met Evan Peters and Sebastian Stan at Comic Con a couple years ago. I also met Corey Crawford. The goaltender for the Chicago Blackhawks, my favorite hockey team.

24. Baths or showers?

Showers! I don’t like the idea of bathing in your own filth.

25. What color socks are you wearing? 

I’m not wearing any!

26. Have you ever been famous? 

Nope lmao and I probably never will be

28. What type of music do you like?

I like oldies. Mostly from the 50s-80s. Anything from Dean Martin to Motley Crue. I do like modern music too. I still listen to some of the bands I listened to in middle school lol (like the ones i mentioned before and others like All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, Asking Alexandria, and a couple more.) I also like Greta Van Fleet and 5 Seconds of Summer. I also like spanish music. Like Maluma, Bad Bunny, Becky G, etc. 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 

Nope lol 

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 

It depends. It could be one or none. Sometimes i don’t use a pillow

31. What position do you usually sleep in? 

On my tummy! 

32. How big is your house? 

It’s a two bedroom apartment. I’m not complaining tho, its very cozy. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 

If I wake up early enough lol it’ll usually be eggs (over medium), some coffee, and some bread 

34. Have you ever fired a gun? 

Nope and i don’t plan on it! 

35. Have you ever tried archery? 

Yes! I tried it when I was in Girl Scouts in elementary school 

36. Favourite clean word? 

Groovy 

37. Favorite swear word? 

definitely FUCK

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 

like a day? I got like four hours of sleep the night before. Got up at like 6am, went about my day. Then I stayed up until 7am working on a research paper for class (college is a BITCH). 

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 

Nah cause your girl is hella ugly lmao

41. Are you a good liar? 

Not at all. People can tell when I’m lying cause my voice gets high lmao 

42. Are you a good judge of character? 

Eh I do my best 

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 

I try to do a posh British accent and I try to do a Steve Irwin Aussie accent   

44. Do you have a strong accent? 

People say I have a strong chicagoan accent but i don’t hear it!

45. What is your favourite accent? 

I’m a sucker for aussie accents 

46. What is your personality type? 

just took the test..i got ISFP-T (adventurer) 

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 

hmmmm all I can think of at the moment is my Doc Martens. They aren’t really clothing but it’s all I can think of lol

48. Can you curl your tongue? 

Nope!

49. Are you an innie or an outie? 

outie :(((( i hate it 

50. Left or right-handed?

Right handed! 

51. Are you scared of spiders? 

YES YES YES

52. Favourite food? 

Pasta! I could eat it all day, every day 

53. Favourite foreign food?

Tamales and Pozole. That’s my shitttt

54. Are you a clean or messy person? 

I try and be a clean person and stay organized but it only lasts for a bit then I go back to my messy ways lol 

55. Most used phrase? 

“that’s a mood” and “no mames guey” (Mexican slang)

56. Most used word? 

Dude and Darling

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 

Depends. If I wear my hair natural, then an hour. But if I gotta style it, then like an hour and a half or two hours( I got a lot of fucking hair, dude). 

58. Do you have much of an ego? 

Hell no lmao. This bitch has a low self-esteem so 🤷🏻‍♀️

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 

Suck 🤪

60. Do you talk to yourself? 

All the time lmao 

61. Do you sing to yourself? 

Yeah sometimes 

62. Are you a good singer? 

Nope lmao but I still do it anyways 

63. Biggest Fear? 

A lot of shit. Spiders, Holes (trypophobia), tearing my achilles or getting them cut (ever since I saw Pet Sematary), dolls, bugs crawling under my skin, throwing up...and i can’t think of anymore on the spot 

64. Are you a gossip? 

you bet your ass I am. Soy una chismosa lmao

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 

Titanic  

66. Do you like long or short hair? 

On girls, long but not too long. Maybe like mid-back. And guys, long, like ear length and longer 

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 

Yeah but i couldn’t point them out on a map 

68. Favourite school subject? 

Biology/Human Anatomy. I’m a sucker for science 

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Definitely an introvert. No doubt about that lol 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 

Nope!

71. What makes you nervous? 

Meeting new people, class discussions, and presentations

72. Are you scared of the dark? 

If i’ve just seen a scary movie then yes lol  

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 

Sometimes. For instance, if one of my friends from ecuador uses a word wrong in a sentence, then I would tell them the right way to say it to help them learn more english. i never correct someone to seem like i’m smarter or to be rude. It’s simply to help them. 

74. Are you ticklish? 

Yeah! In some places like my feet, neck, and my back, 

75. Have you ever started a rumour? 

No way! That’s terrible 

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 

Only when babysitting my little cousins lol 

77. Have you ever drank underage? 

Yeah lmao. When I went away for college

78. Have you ever done drugs? 

Once, when I hungout with a guy at school we smoked some weed

79. Who was your first real crush?

One of my friends from college. I met him Freshman year and I still like him...I’ve liked him for four years but i’ve never had the guts to tell him 

80. How many piercings do you have? 

6! I have four on my left ear and two on my right ear. I have the standard lobe piercings, then the upper lobe on both sides. Then on my left I have one above the upper. And then I have my helix pierced on the left side. (i hope this all made sense lol) 

81. Can you roll your R’s?

Nope

82. How fast can you type? 

Eh I would say pretty average 

83. How fast can you run? 

Not at all. I hate running 

84. What colour is your hair?

Dark brown! 

85. What color is your eyes? 

Dark brown

86. What are you allergic to? 

Some ingredient in the Banana Boat sunscreen. And some type of plant. I don’t exactly know which one cause I went to the botantic garden one time on a field trip and I don’t know which plant caused my allergic reaction but when I got home I had hives all over me. 

87. Do you keep a journal? 

Nope, never did 

88. What do your parents do? 

My mom is an ortho technician and my dad is a delivery man

89. Do you like your age? 

Yeah I guess. I mean I can buy my own alcohol so that’s pretty neat 

90. What makes you angry? 

Everything 

91. Do you like your own name? 

Eh it’s alright. Pretty boring 

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I like the name Elena for a girl and Jonathan for a boy 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Doesn’t matter to me

94. What are you strengths? 

I’m a ride or die bitch.

95. What are your weaknesses?

I don’t really share my emotions so I keep things bottled up 

96. How did you get your name? 

My cousin picked out my name 

97. Were your ancestors royalty? 

Not that I know of. But what I do know is I have family from Spain. 

98. Do you have any scars?

Yeah, one on my arm from when I burned myself with my straightener. And another at the place where my nose meets my forehead, between my brows. When I was in elementary school, I was running out on the playground and I tripped and I slide across the cement and scraped my nose and my whole forehead. THERE. WAS. BLOOD. EVERYWHERE. 

99. Colour of your bedspread? 

Light pink 

100. Colour of your room? 

White! 

I tag: @tommyleeownsme, @babe-mustaine, @waycooljunior, and @universal-scorpio ❤️

[amazingmsme]

min for the meme? or any infinity train character really.

Since you asked for Min, I’ll do it for him!

1. on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?

8. Not the absolute worst it could be, but pretty high on the scale

2. where is their most ticklish spot(s)?

That headcanon someone sent me has me convinced his ears are one of his worst spots. His belly & sides are also up there

3. which spots are they not ticklish?

Sorry I’m braindead, I can never think of anything for this question😂

4. what is their laugh like?

It starts out soft but gains in volume & intensity the longer it goes on. Like quiet snickers that gradually grow into boisterous belly laughter. Idk where or why I got this headcanon from but I’m OBSESSED with the idea that he throws a hand over his face anytime he laughs. Like it’s just a reflex. Someone tells a joke? His hand comes flying up to smack himself in the forehead & just stays there as he laughs. Hides his mouth behind his hand when he snickers, that sort of thing. It just seems like a very him thing to do

5. do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing, or kinky thing to them, or can it be both depending on the circumstance?

If asked he will deny it til his dying breath. But yeah he does, it reminds him of childhood & simplier times (& Ryan!)

6. are they more often a lee or ler, generally?

I just know he’s a pretty even switch, but he ends up getting Ryan a tad more than he tickles him

7. who is someone in their life that they tickle often?

Ryan, poor dude gets fuckin GOT almost daily

8. who is someone in their life that they get tickled by often?

Again, Ryan. Gotta get that revenge!

9. does the word “tickle” or any variation of embarrass them?

YEEEEES! He gets all quiet & blushy. He even tries to avoid eye contact

10. are they embarrassed about their ticklishness, and do they try to deny/hide it?

He’s only embarrassed by it around certain people. He’s fine with his friends knowing but tries hiding it around people he doesn’t know too well like his coworkers

11. would gentle tickling or rough tickling affect them more?

A soft well placed touch can make his absolutely crumble. Ryan knows this well & will brush up against him then act all shocked & innocent when Min reacts

12. is there a specific spot that they enjoy being tickled, either exclusively or more than other spots? what is it?

He’s a sucker for back tickles, they make him relax

13. is there a spot that they can’t stand to be tickled, either because it’s just too sensitive, or it’s uncomfortable/painful/etc? what is it?

I’m sorry, I can never really think up answers for this question most of the time

14. would they ever purposefully bug a friend/partner/sibling into tickling them, and if so, how would they go about it?

He absolutely bugs the shit out of Ryan just to irritate him or get his attention. The tickles are just an added bonus

15. does teasing affect them?

More than you would think! He can usually keep his composure, but if Ryan starts teasing him he’ll whine & curl up in a ball & try & hide from him. If he continues with the teasing then he’ll end up covering his ears on occasion, which only leads to more teasing because Ryan is mean

[blacknovelist]

K A T S U K I B A K U G O, for the ask thingy please! Thank you!

i love these letter headcanons so much, my dudes

(okay so like, honesty hour it’s been a Solid While since I’ve read BNHA and I haven’t caught up yet but here’s my hot takes as requested.

I think the last I solidly caught up was about, like, the cultural festival? So if something happened later to like, contradict with these, just disregard it and don’t let me know - I’ll catch up and see for myself eventually.)

K: how do you know when you’ve upset them?

See, the thing about Bakugo is - he’s a loud sort, and it’s easy to assume (so very, very, very easy) that he is so in everything he ever does. He screams and hisses and swears and shouts at so many things, it’s his defining trait. The thing is, it’s not his volume that tells you first, if you know what to look for.

Nah, it’s in the look on his face. The way the lines of his cheek n jaw shift and his hands twitch and for a moment he ain’t just glaring and frowning at you or the world but at himself, too. When he realizes he’s upset his first instinct is always to reach inward, somehow - whether bodily or mentally or both, it depends - and study it. Examine it. Look at it. Once he’s got it pinned, then, then he’s gotta look for an outlet - a means to further that understanding if you will. And sometimes maybe also he’ll look to lash out at someone he sees as responsible for his pain, if such a person exists. It’s just, his brain works so fast - Bakugo is a prodigy in his own right, brilliant beneath all that rage - that actually noticing that moment, not passing it off as a fidget or a twitch or anything else it isn’t, is already hard enough as it is.

See like, his shouting, it’s a defense, but it’s also just who he is (be loud, they’ll notice you, attention is good). It’s that half-step pause, when he’s knocked off balance and that unsure look crosses his face as he does, thats when you know.

And then he’ll blast your ears off one way or another, and if you didn’t notice he’ll usually get louder and start cussing you out and you kind of have to notice. Unless you’ve really really upset him - then he goes a little quieter (in the way a car horn is softer than a foghorn) and obliterates you with his words. Bakugo will always know the most efficient way to shut someone down using only his words, you just gotta coax him to it. And when he’s upset, well, no one wants to keep talking to someone who’s made them upset - ending the conversation by returning the favor is just a bonus.

(Of course, I’m registering “upset” as not including or being the same as “anger”, at least at it’s core (bc he’ll progress to being angry abt it eventually), because Bakugo being angry is something we’re all quite familiar with. And of course, this is assuming someone has found the right buttons to push to even make him upset, given the fact that I also believe he just doesn’t care enough to really let what others say get to him.

If anyone’s gonna make Bakugo genuinely upset, I’d bet more money on it being himself - thinking, dreaming, wondering, questioning everything he’s done and is doing and will someday do, probably - than anyone else. But were that not the case, well. Here we are.)

A: what are/were their best subjects in school?

Bakugo is a boy of many talents - you need the best grades to get into UA, after all. I think he probably did best in English, because All Might is known to speak English phrases from time to time. (This is related to the fact that Bakugo is the English teacher in Ageswap)

He likely also is good with chemistry, given his Quirk - he’s gotta understand reactions and gases and which ones are where generally, the interactions of substances and those gasses with his Quirk and also their reactions when exposed to heat/light/etc, what things he can use to fuel explosions or put out fires caused by it, so on.

T: Where are they ticklish?

I don’t particularly imagine Bakugo as a ticklish person? Partially because he wouldn’t let anyone close enough to tickle, but mostly because he just doesn’t strike me like that (and it’s not because I’m not ticklish, because I am unfortunately extremely so). If I had to give a place, I’d say it’s probably somewhere a little strange, like the soles of his feet or the back of his neck or something.

S: How stealthy are they?

At first glance, unbelievably so. Those who know Bakugo know better, of course, but nonetheless. Despite the boisterous and angry manner Bakugo holds himself he is, again, extremely smart. He knows when to be subtle, when to quiet down and, most important in this case, when to lay low and sneak.

I don’t think I’d put him as like, top sneaker of the class, but the boy knows how to creep when he needs to. On a scale where say, Hagakure was 10/10, I’d pin him a solid 6 or 7/10 when he’s actually trying.

U: What’s their voice like?

I’ve always imagined his voice as always having a sort of… edge to it. Not a gritty-sounding emo sort of edge but like,, like he’s always chomping at the bit to end a conversation, I guess. Also, he talks a little quickly when he’s not swearing specifically at someone - not so fast that he’s incomprehensible, but more like what he’s saying is obvious and he can’t understand why you don’t see it that way either. It’s not malicious or on purpose, it’s just how he is.

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

Mmm. As a kid, a solid 9 or 10 - back then he was too young, just a boy with the entire damn world at his fingertips. He never had reason to believe he was anything less than the absolute best, and that’s fine.

At the start of the series I’d say he, to others, looks like he’s always on the high end of the spectrum (7-10 out of 10), and I’d say back then he probably felt it too. Middle schoolers are the absolute worst, I have no trouble believing he has that much confidence in the beginning.

By the boot camp he’s still putting off solid 7-10 vibes (I think there’s never a time he isn’t putting on that air with the world so just assume he is pls) but I think - with all the hits his self-confidence, what with how different UA is to anything else he’s ever known - he’s sitting at closer to 5’s and 6’s. After Kamino? He drops below 5 and for every moment he thinks about it (about the fight, about All Might, about the hero career that almost ended and the one that actually did) it continues to go down. The thing being, of course, that he doesn’t act it, and a part of me imagines he stays in partial denial (“I feel like this but maybe I don’t”) until about the provisional license. (Though, I don’t think he drops lower than 3)

Idk, maybe it’s just been a while and I’m overthinking it but I get the vibes that Bakugo vaguely acknowledging Izuku in that moment in the exam? It was kinda the moment it clicked in his own brain, an understanding of what Izuku has been given based on what he knows, so to speak, and how different it is from him. I think that’s when he stops denying how low he thinks he’s sunk, which leads to him wanting to get answers, which leads to the fight. Which is such a good moment, holy shit.

I think it’s after that that Bakugo starts working towards building himself back up internally. Needing to take that additional thing to get his license was a blow, but he’s nothing if not determined - he’ll make that comeback, just you wait. He’s a solid and even 6-7 by the cultural festival, and holding strong.

(Again: I haven’t caught up with canon for a very long time, so if canon seems to contradict me or if you’re looking for a look at how he is now, sorry)

B: Do they have any allergies?

Nope. Everyone hates him come allergy season because he’s always cool as a cucumber and the same as he always is.

G: How do they flirt?

man, this is so far out of my jurisdiction

here’s some true facts kids: I don’t generally judge ships and if it’s in character i’ll read almost anything

but i’m also not a shipper, at all. Given the option, I’d sooner throw my entire being into the pit that is “platonic shit” than have to deal with an excess of it.

So like, I’m not here for romance, and I tend to rely on tropes when I am, but Bakugo lands in that hotspot of “would not fulfill those romance tropes on his own of his own volition”.

I guess if I had to say, I think he’d probably extend invitations to let the person he’s interacting with learn more about him in general - hobbies n habits n shit like that. That is to say, he’d absolutely invite someone hiking or to spar or whatever in an attempt to both learn abt the person (how do they react) and to let them learn about him. He’s always struck me as being kind of private, so like, such a leap would probably mean a lot.

That’s as much as I’m getting from this one mate

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

We’ve already caught a good damn glimpse of this - you know that breakdown he has with Izuku, when he’s blaming himself for being the end of All Might?

Bakugo thrives on hard work and being the best (or at least, striving for it), and that leaves a number of ways for him to break, it’s just that he’s incredibly resilient as a person so it’s hard to tell.

The frustration of trying his best and still ending a situation with the worst case - a la Kamino but worse - would absolutely destroy him. Can you imagine? Working hard and powering through and doing everything in your damn power to do the right thing, to save yourself so you can save others, to be a hero, only for it to be for literally nothing in the end? The specific scenario I’ve got in mind is a little more long-term; I believe that if something big happened like that and he came out thinking it ended well enough, only for a shoe the size of the USA to drop on his head and disrupt everything he’s worked towards? Rendering nearly all their work for nothing? Revealing that he and everyone else played right into the villains’ hands, essentially making this their own faults?

Well, something would break in just any anyone.

(Alternately, a realization that everything you do is meaningless and a constant reinforcement of “you’ll never be who you want to be” would also do a pretty damn good job)

[urdearestmom]

100 Questions

Tagged by @bob-newby-superhero thanks!!

1. What is your nickname? Sari, Sarita, Sarinha

2. How old are you? 18

3. What is your birth month? December

4. What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius

5. What is your favourite colour? Green!

6. What’s your lucky number? 17 because it’s my birthday lmao

7. Do you have any pets? No but I really want a cat. Everyone in my family has dogs

8. Where are you from? I’m Luso-Canadian (my family is from Portugal but we live in Canada)

9. How tall are you? My driver’s license says 160 cm but the doctor told me 163. Either way, around 5’3”

10. What shoe size are you? Uhh depends on the shoe but usually 6.5-7

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Many, but I always wear the same shit lol

12. Are you random? Sometimes, I guess

13. Last person you texted? I texted myself pictures from my mom’s phone. Last message in general was to @eljane-hoppers

14. Are you psychic in any way? Haha sometimes I think I am, but my mom is more >:^)

15. Last TV show watched? Saw an episode of Four Weddings on TLC this morning

16. Favourite movie? The Book Thief or The Greatest Showman

17. Favourite show from your childhood? iCarly!! Used to watch it religiously after school every day it was on

18. Do you want children? Yes, but definitely not right now lmao

19. Do you want a church wedding? Kind of yeah. It’ll depend on who I end up marrying but it’d probably be some kind of disgrace if I didn’t get married in a church

20. What is your religion? I am Catholic

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yup tons of times, whether for myself or other people

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope, I am a Child of God™

23. How is life? Could be better, probably, but it’s pretty chill right now

24. Baths or showers? Showers, but I also really like baths

25. What colour socks are you wearing? Bold of you to assume I’m wearing socks at all

26. Have you ever been famous? I mean if you google my name the results are me. I was on CBC because I was in the national spelling bee in 2012

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? I feel like it’d be fun and cool for a while but then I’d get tired of it. I don’t like having people all up in my business and that seems like what life is like for big celebrities :/ But having a lot of influence would be awesome

28. What type of music do you like? Literally anything except country music (I’m not all that into rap/trap music either, but I can appreciate it from time to time) here’s a playlist of my favourite stuff it’s like seven hours long but if you go through it you’ll see it’s really all kinds :)

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Maybe and I don’t remember? My childhood was a questionable era

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2, both under my head

31. What position do you usually sleep in? I usually fall asleep on my side but I almost always wake up on my back so I don’t actually know how I’m sleeping

32. How big is your house? 2 stories and a basement

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Cup of milk with something else, usually a bowl of cereal or bread/croissant with Nutella

34. Have you ever left the country? YeET I’ve been to Portugal a bunch of times, Spain once, and to France on a 5-hour layover but we didn’t leave the airport and I don’t remember it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

35. Have you ever tried archery? Does it count if it was on Wii Sports? And yeah once and I was terrible at it

36. Do you like anyone? I think so and it sucks because he’s my friend :(

37. Favourite swear word? Probably fuck, I say it a lot. But I also say shit a lot so I mean idrk

38. When do you fall asleep? Oof regularly past midnight, but the time varies

39. Do you have any scars? A giant burn mark on my leg and a very faint lil thing on my right hand from this time I accidentally did an entire flip in my driveway

40. Sexual orientation? Was previously sure I was straight but I’m kind of starting to question that?

41. Are you a good liar? I like to think that I’m a very convincing actress

42. What languages would you like to learn? Mm I already speak Portuguese (if you ever wanna learn something hmu), and I learned some French because that’s mandatory in Canada but I dropped it and I want to get back into it. So, French! I also learned some German this year and I might continue with it. Also maybe Spanish, I can already understand some

43. Top 10 songs? Umm

Love Is A Battlefield - Pat Benatar

Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions

Theme From New York, New York - Frank Sinatra

True Faith - New Order

Age Of Consent - New Order

A Million Dreams - The Greatest Showman OST

Second Waltz - Dmitri Shostakovich

Power Of Love - Celine Dion

Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry

Halo - Beyonce

44. Do you like your country? Canada? Yeah, I love it except for the stupid ass weather. I get sick every fucking time the season changes

45. Do you have friends from the web? Yeeee!! They’re all awesome people

46. What is your personality type? INFP- there’s more info here if you want to know what that means

47. Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw ftw bitches

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yesssss

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? Buzzfeed told me that, based on my music taste, I am “a student of classic rock like School of Rock’s Dewey Finn” (but actually HA I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LOVED JACK BLACK IN THAT MOVIE)

50. Left or right handed? Righttttt

51. Are you scared of spiders? They don’t scare me as much as induce some kind of panic, but it really depends what kind of spider. Really little ones are actually kind of cute, but big spiders send me into cardiac arrest

52. Favourite food? Akjsnfskd PASTA

53. Favourite foreign food? Idk man I’m already picky af with my food. If I live in Canada does that make the Portuguese food I eat on a daily basis foreign because if so I loooooove me some fuckin barbecued chicken

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Fairly clean. If I wasn’t my mother would hurt me lol

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Idk probably figure out how to pee standing up, maybe make use of the ability to lie on my stomach without hurting my chest :)

56. What colour underwear? I think this is turquoise

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Depends what I’m getting ready for. On a regular day, ten minutes tops. If I’m going out to an event it can be upwards of an hour; sometimes less, sometimes more

58. Do you have much of an ego? Idk if it’s ego so much as me being confident in myself. Anyone who has a problem with me and decides to be rude about it can suck my non-existent dick

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I try to suck them but it never lasts for long, I almost always bite them unless I’m really concentrating on not biting

60. Do you talk to yourself? Lmfao only ALL THE TIME

61. Do you sing to yourself? Yeee

62. Are you a good singer? I don’t think I’ll blow out your eardrums but I know I’m not the best either. I’ll just say I’m not terrible

63. Biggest Fears? Heights and deep water

64. Are you a gossip? I live for drama does that make me a gossip

65. Are you a grammar nazi? Yeah if I’m talking to someone I’m very comfortable with (my cousin for example) or if I’m trying to be petty

66. Do you have long or short hair? Long! I’m growing it out so I can be really dramatic and chop it all off later (also thinking of donating it)

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I can name almost all of them but I always forget a few. I think it’s pretty good considering I was never taught American geography

68. Favourite school subject? Instrumental music and history were my favourites

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Idk I guess extroverted introvert? Is that a thing???? I’m really awkward and panicky in social situations with people I don’t know but if I have friends around I’m just here to have the time of my life

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No

71. What makes you nervous? Having to talk to people I don’t know (it literally makes me panic it’s horrible)

72. Are you scared of the dark? Sometimes, yeah

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Lmao ok this depends on who the person is and if I’m in that kind of mood (but when I was a kid I used to correct my teachers)

74. Are you ticklish? Yes very

75. Have you ever started a rumour? No

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? Yes, I’ve been to Portugal a bunch of times, Spain once, and France on a layover

77. Have you ever drank underage? Chugged a cup of beer by accident when I was 6 oops

78. Have you ever done drugs? No but even if I had I don’t think I would say it here unless it was something minor like weed

79. What do you fantasize about? Travelling the world!!!!! And like, being a successful adult because right now I have no idea what the actual fuck I’m doing with my life

80. How many piercings do you have? Two, one in each ear

81. Can you roll your Rs? You gotta in Portuguese! I’m also fairly sure my French and German pronunciations are pretty much on point most of the time so I can do those types of R sounds as well

82. How fast can you type? Pretty fast on my phone and not slow on my laptop either (when you’re a writer you end up learning to type faster than you thought you would lol)

83. How fast can you run? Oof I’m not slow when I first start off but that only goes for like max 10 seconds

84. What colour is your hair? Dark brown

85. What colour are your eyes? Also dark brown

86. What are you allergic to? Bigots

87. Do you keep a journal? I have a diary I’ve had since I was like 10 but I don’t write in it very often. I also have a notebook where I write down fic ideas and outline plots

88. Are you depressed about anything? I actually think I might have seasonal depression or something but I’m not sure

89. Do you like your age? Yeah I guess being 18 is cool

90. What makes you angry? People who refuse to listen to reason

91. Do you like your own name? Yes it means princess!

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? No but I ate lead once

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? No preference as long as it is alive and healthy

94. What talents do you have? Uhh I can play two instruments and will be learning a third does that count? I just remembered I can also balance a spoon on my nose

95. Sun or moon? Moon

96. How did you get your name? My mom had a friend named Sara when she was a kid and she always liked the name so here I am having been named Sara

97. Are you religious? Kind of? I don’t go to church very often but I think I believe in God (I believe that there’s something, at least). I’ve also received all the Sacraments that I can (as of right now that’s baptism, first communion, and confirmation)

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? Nope

99. Colour of your bedspread? Right now it’s just plain white

100. Colour of your room? Bright green!

Yeet I’m finished! Took forever ‘cause I kept getting interrupted but oh well

tagging: @eljane-hoppers @hannahberrie @mikeywheelerr @queer-deckovskij

[happyk44]

1-100 all

ONE HUNDRED FUCKING QUESTIONS

1.. what is you middle name?

Marie.

2. how old are you?

A number.

3. what is your birthday?

April 25th

4. what is your zodiac sign?

Taurus.

5. what is your favorite color?

BLUE.

6. what’s your lucky number?

Fuck, I don’t have my sheet in front of me rn but I’m confident there’s a 3 somewhere among it.

7. do you have any pets?

3 cats: Turbo (mine), Olive (my sister), Daisy (mom and dad)

8. where are you from?

BERMUDA.

9. how tall are you?

5 foot 2 and a quarter

10. what shoe size are you?

8 ½

11. how many pairs of shoes do you own?

Currently?? 3. Sneakers, slip-ons (which I don’t wear now that the ground is wet all the time) and boots.

12. what was your last dream about?

Idk.

13. what talents do you have?

Idk again. Writing seems to be up there.

14. are you psychic in any way?

No.

15. favorite song?

Changes all the time but currently? Way Down Hadestown, Rewrite the Stars, This Is Me, The Greatest Show, Epic (Part 3), Chant, Riptide, Take Me to Church.

16. favorite movie?

Power Rangers

17. who would be your ideal partner?

Uh, idk. Someone who likes to cuddle, doesn’t mind being affectionate but can give space when needed and doesn’t let me fall back on my own shit. Someone who can make me smile just by thinking about them. Someone who I can talk to about the stuff I enjoy and who will talk about the stuff they like, even if they’re not common interests.

18. do you want children?

Not really.

19. do you want a church wedding?

No.

20. are you religious?

No, but my dad wishes (and probably thinks) I am.

21. have you ever been to the hospital?

YEP! Gotta love asthma attacks and chronic sickness :P

Also occassional visits to my papa (rip) when my granny would go on vacation and placed him in the hospital’s care for brief times because of his dementia.

22. have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Nope.

23. have you ever met any celebrities?

None that I’m aware of.

24. baths or showers?

Showers.

25. what color socks are you wearing?

Black.

26. have you ever been famous?

Nope.

27. would you like to be a big celebrity?

Mmm, not really. All that attention seems terrifying. But like, if I could be, celebrity enough that I’m well-known among people and get good wages doing whatever, then yes.

28. what type of music do you like?

All kinds. I have aversions to stuff that picks at my ears wrong or makes my heart beat too fast, though, so a lot of hard metal and soca wind up being out.

29. have you ever been skinny dipping?

Yes. I was a toddler. Clothing means nothing when you’re a baby and live in a hot-ass humid climate.

30. how many pillows do you sleep with?

3

31. what position do you usually sleep in?

On my side or on my stomach. I’ve been trying to sleep on my back lately though.

32. how big is your house?

Small.

33. what do you typically have for breakfast?

Cereal.

34. have you ever fired a gun?

To my knowledge, yes.

35. have you ever tried archery?

Yes.

36. favorite clean word?

Shiz :D

37. favorite swear word?

Fuck.

38. what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

29ish hours? I stayed up one day to chat with a person who lived in Australia, wound up having to go to the store with my mom around 8 to get school clothes and crashed when we got back home about noon/one o’clock.

Though this month should raise that up higher given I have to be up for my exams starting at 9, stay up to catch my early morning flight the next day and stay up to catch my transfer flight and then keep staying up so I don’t crash through dinner and wake up at like one in the morning, like someone with jet lag. (Bermuda and Halifax are literally in the same time zone, I cannot do this to myself)

39. do you have any scars?

Yes. It stretches shortly on my forearm. I got it from an iron burn when I was about 12, I think?

40. have you ever had a secret admirer?

I think so?? If that’s what you’d call whoever keeps sending me those really sweet anons. :D

41. are you a good liar?

Sometimes.

42. are you a good judge of character?

I’d like to think so.

43. can you do any other accents other than your own?

I can do a semi-decent Irish/Scottish accent from my years of obsessively watching Ronan Inish and a thicker, more prominent Bermudian accent, like what my granny or teachers would have.

44. do you have a strong accent?

I don’t personally think I have an accent. My mom is deaf, my dad is American and the kids and family I grew up around never really used the thick version of a Bermudian accent. 

45. what is your favorite accent?

I don’t know. I don’t think I have one? Mostly other accents are just the way people talk and if anything,  just amuse me. Like for example, my friend’s Bahamian accent kills me, especially when she starts chatting with her friends from Nassau and their accents start rolling out super thick to the point where you gotta really pay attention to zero in on their words.

But, in Bermuda you’re taught by literally anyone so accents are just?? a thing that exist. I don’t have a favourite.

46. what is your personality type?

MBTI wise, a split between INTJ & INTP. Other types? IDK.

47. what is your most expensive piece of clothing?

PFT, prolly my shoes? I don’t really buy clothes. Though if my cousin’s coat no longer fits by the time the cold really hits and I need to use it, it’ll probably be a winter coat.

48. can you curl your tongue?

Yes.

49. are you an innie or an outie?

Innie

50. left or right handed?

Right handed.

51. are you scared of spiders?

Small spiders? No.

Giant spiders? Yes.

Weird looking spiders? Only if they’re too close to me.

52. favorite food?

Pineapple pizza. Apple spice cake too, I guess??

53. favorite foreign food?

Chinese, please and thank you, hit me up with that sweet and sour chicken.

54. are you a clean or messy person?

I try to be clean but depression and lack of energy makes it difficult. But I keep myself as organized as I possibly can and use procrastination to keep stuff as well-put as I can.

55. most used phrased?

I don’t even know.

56. most used word?

I also do not know.

57. how long does it take for you to get ready?

Pft, 7 to 15 minutes to shower on average (depends on if I’m washing my hair or not), fives minutes for face and teeth, five minutes to dress and like three hours to actually get up to get ready. :P

58. do you have much of an ego?

I try very hard not to.

59. do you suck or bite lollipops?

Suck.

60. do you talk to yourself?

I used to when I was younger. Still do sometimes.

61. do you sing to yourself?

I used to and then I realized that a) my self-improvised songs are terrible and b) I can’t sing.

62. are you a good singer?

My mom is deaf. My dad has hearing difficulties. My papa’s singing voice is a wail and my granny’s is shrill sadness.

I was not born into this world a lucky man.

63. biggest fear?

Demon clowns. Dying alone. Being alone forever. Not getting to say the things I want to say to people. That I’ll crash and burn before I graduate or sometime soon after.

64. are you a gossip?

No.

65. best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

I dunno. The most dramatic movies I can remember tend to be war films based on true stories and I normally check out during that kind of stuff because thinking about the horrors of history and the fact that people suffered and died at the hands of people who still objectively exists freaks me out, sends me into a pit of misery until I combust within myself.

66. do you like long or short hair?

No preference for other people, short hair preference for myself. Currently, I’m growing it out so my friend can braid it then I’m gonna chop it back off when I get home in May.

67. can you name all 50 states of america?

If an American can’t do that, then what makes you think me, a Bermudian who’s only concern with the US is how it will affect me and my country and literally was over-relieved when I got dropped from a US history class, would ever know that.

Case in point, I spent most of my childhood assuming New Jersey was a city and only found out it wasn’t last year.

68. favorite school subject?

Accounting.

69. extrovert or introvert?

Introvert.

70. have you ever been scuba diving?

No.

71. what makes you nervous?

Life.

72. are you scared of the dark?

Depends.

73. do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Sometimes. It really depends on the person and the situation.

74. are you ticklish?

Yes.

75. have you ever started a rumor?

No.

76. have you ever been in a position of authority?

No.

77. have you ever drank underage?

Unfortunately, I have? but not anything serious. Just a few sips I didn’t want to take three times throughout my life.

78. have you ever done drugs?

Aside from my prescribed and despite my friends’ best efforts, no.

79. who was your first real crush?

Vanessa Hudgens and whoever that boy who played Freddie from iCarly was.

80. how many piercings do you have?

None.

81. can you roll your rs?“

Yes!

82. how fast can you type?

Who knows??

83. how fast can you run?

I can’t.

84. what color is your hair?

Dark brown with a bunch of purple & pink in it.

85. what color is your eyes?

Brown.

86. what are you allergic to?

Severely allergic to dust mites and extremely irritated by pollen and highly perfumed scents. Which, as far as I’m concerned, means I’m allergic to the damn air.

87. do you keep a journal?

Used to. Don’t anymore.

88. what do your parents do?

My dad is an electrician. He does freelance work for people building houses on-island and my mom is a records management administrator at my bank.

89. do you like your age?

I guess?

90. what makes you angry?

Lots of things. I’m very prone to anger. It’s why the Hulk/Bruce Banner was my favourite superhero as a kid and still is.

91. do you like your own name?

Yes! I do actually really like my name, which sucks because sometimes I get upset or uncomfortable when people refer to me by it and why I like it when people call me Jay, but otherwise my birth name is just beautiful and I don’t think I’d ever be able to give it up.

That being said, I super love the name Jay and when I finally move out of my house and away from Bermuda, I want to try using it more socially rather than just online.

92. have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I don’t want babies.

93. do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Neither. I want another cat.

94. what are you strengths?

I write well, I can speak well and my pale as fuck skin doesn’t let people realize I’m mixed race so, like my friends point out, I get to skirt around the world, practically invisible and I like to work.

95. what are your weaknesses?

Procrastination, tendency to misery over small mistakes, tendency to blow up small things into large problems, tendency to feel abandoned by people who are not abandoning me, inability to properly fall asleep when I feel a lack of affection and touch in my life, inability to listen to people when they ramble on about things I don’t care about, inability to be upfront with how I feel towards my friends and how I feel they’re treating me, etc, etc, etc.

96. how did you get your name?

With my birthname, my mom picked it out from a book, I think?

With my preferred name,I was reading a book about a trans man called “I Am J” and when I got prompted about my name by a friend online, the name just popped into my head, felt immediately right and I used it and connected to it right away.

97. were your ancestors royalty?

I mean I doubt it but I WILL NEVER KNOW.

My mom is black! My dad is adopted! HOWEVER, FINDING OUT ANY ANYTHING ABOUT HER ANCESTRY IS MY MOM’S NUMBER ONE GOAL AND BELIEVE ME, ONCE SHE LEARNS THAT, I WILL LET Y’ALL KNOW.

98. do you have any scars?

Hasn’t this already been asked?

99. color of your bedspread?

Blue and white.

100. color of your room?

Dull green.

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

Tacos and Tequila - Ch.6

And we return to our previously programmed schedule. Thank you so much for all your comments and kudos, I'm off to reply to those on AO3 right now! Bit of a time jump with this one, hope you enjoy <3

Ch.1 / Ch.2 / Ch.3 / Ch.4 / Ch.5 / Read on AO3

Hour 18

Jughead had put Kill Bill Vol.1 on after their heart to heart, utterly offended that Betty had never seen it before.

“What do you mean you’ve never ‘gotten round’ to watching it? I– I can’t even comprehend such a sentence,” he tells her dramatically, one hand clutching at his chest. “You’re wounding me, Betty. I had so much faith in you,” he says, whispering the last part in mock hurt. Betty sends him an amused smile, shrugging once more.

“I don’t know what to tell you,” she says, pulling the blanket he’d gotten for her once he noticed her shivering further over her lap. “You can feign heartache all you want, I still haven’t seen it.” Jughead sighs, instantly pulling the movie up on screen.

“I have to rectify this immediately,” he mutters. Betty giggles as she thinks she hears him grumble something along the lines of “an insult to the godfather of indie cinema” under his breath.

She feels a little bit like she’s floating as she watches Daryl Hannah stalk down the corridor to Twisted Nerve. It may be the exhaustion and the lingering effects of the tequila, or the unburdening of her secrets to listening ears, but she doesn’t question the reasons too much because the pleasant feeling of weightlessness is something she doesn’t want to go away. Rarely experienced, it’s already addictive. Idle thoughts about being around Jughead prompting such a high drift around her peripheries, but Betty doesn’t focus on them too much.

When the credits start to roll, Jughead turns to her with a lazy swing of his head.

“You tired?” he asks, voice bordering on gravelly from disuse. They’d sat in that same companionable silence that seemed so natural to them for the rest of the movie – Betty also got the feeling that if she’d tried to talk he’d complain that she wasn’t paying attention. He’d rolled his eyes at her antics when she’d put her hand up, biting her lip to hold in a laugh before asking if they could pause it so she could go to the bathroom. Betty shakes her head no. She doesn’t really want the feeling to end just yet, even if her eyelids are getting heavier by the minute.

“Nope,” she hums. “Can we watch the next one?” Jughead’s responding grin sends a flutter through her stomach, but she tells herself it’s just the unsavoury mix of tacos and tequila.

Betty doesn’t really remember when she fell asleep, but all of a sudden she’s being woken by gentle, prodding fingers against her arm. She blinks blearily at her surroundings, lights and TV now off and sending the room into darkness, Jughead leaning over her from above where she’s slipped down the couch cushions. His curls have fallen over his eyes, and her sleep addled brain tries to tell her it would be a good idea to push them back for him. Her hand is reaching up before the more sane part of her brain can restrain her. He stills under her touch, as does she, but the tension is soon gone from his shoulders and she can see the amusement in his eyes, illuminated by the muted glow pouring in from his open bedroom door.

“Time for bed,” he whispers, pulling her up from her warm spot on the sofa, her frame shivering and not just from the cold. “I, err… I put some of my spare sheets on Archie’s bed for you. Didn’t think you’d want to sleep in… you know,” he says, dropping his hold on her to rub awkwardly at the back of his neck. The implication is there in his tone. The sheets that Archie and Veronica had… shared. Her cheeks heat up, and she’s thankful it’s so dark, but then the warmth moves to her chest.

“Thank you,” she tells him sincerely, shuffling towards the room. He stops in the doorway of his own to take one last look at her, rumpled from sleep, hair slipping from her ponytail.

“Goodnight, Betts,” he whispers.

“Night, Juggie,” she replies, closing the door softly. The nickname makes him start. It’s what Jellybean had called him when she was really young. He hadn’t heard it in years. It makes his chest constrict with suppressed longing for a second, before the feeling is being replaced with a giddy lightness that he doesn’t really want to address yet.

***

Betty wakes to bright light and an unpleasant cotton wool feeling in her mouth. She pulls her face from the pillow – it had smelt fresh and just enough like ‘boy’ to be very inviting – and squints at the numbers on her phone screen. To her surprise, it’s almost eleven and Betty can’t recall a time she slept in so late, or slept so deeply.

She stretches, enjoying the pop in her joints as they give way under the action. Rolling out of bed she smooths and reties her ponytail, a halo of frizzy fly-aways surrounding her face from the night before. Padding through the living room she notices Jughead doesn’t seem to be awake yet, his door still tightly shut and no sign of movement throughout the rest of the apartment. She stares at her reflection as she brushes her teeth, frowning at the slight redness around her eyes.

There’s an anticipation building up in the pit of her stomach as she gets washed and ready for the day, opting to put her comfy pajamas back on instead of getting dressed. Betty pauses at the sound of every phantom creak she thinks she hears echoing throughout the apartment, thinking that maybe Jughead has ventured out for the day. The cover of darkness and snowfall and a few shots had paved the way to conversations Betty didn’t think she’d ever be having, especially with a perfect stranger. Memories of her admissions circle her, buzzing incessantly around her head like a fly that just won’t let up and her stomach flips again, nervous for what the day will bring. Would he realise just how much of a mess she was, now with a clearer head and the bright white light of the sun reflecting off the blanket of snow that pinned them together in this small space? Would they avoid each other until the weather cleared and he could finally get her to leave, later telling Archie stories of how he had weird taste in best friends?

He wouldn’t do that. He shared, too. A hopeful voice at the back of her mind tries to reassure her that her concerns were for nought. Despite the short getting to know you period, there was something about Jughead that made her feel comfortable, safe in the knowledge that whatever she shared wouldn’t go further than these four walls. The notion was both thrilling and confusing, but she wasn’t ready to let go of it just yet.

By eleven thirty the expectation is becoming too much, Betty deciding to make a brunch of sorts in the hopes that the smell of frying bacon and pancakes would lure Jughead out of his room into the land of the wakeful. She doesn’t have to wait long before he appears in the doorway.

“Morning,” he mumbles, voice still thick with sleep. He stretches and Betty can’t help but follow the movement closely, watching the way his shirt rides up and his pants are slung a little bit too low on his hips. She flushes, turning back to the stove quickly.

“Only just,” she quips, smiling as she hears him snort.

“You’re making breakfast? How very domestic,” he teases back, coming up to stand behind her so he can peer over her shoulder. She can feel the warmth of him down the length of her back, breath tickling her ear. “Are those blueberries or chocolate chips?” he asks, nodding towards the pancakes.

“Blueberries.” He sighs and she turns to see him shaking his head.

“Fruit in my pancakes, the reason I have trust issues,” he laments in mock seriousness. There’s a beat before Betty bursts out laughing, shaking her head at him.

“Gotta have a varied diet,” she tells him, repeating his words from last night, tongue caught between her teeth in mocking. Jughead narrows his eyes at her, poking her deftly in the side. She squeals, the sound ringing out louder than either of them expected, jumping a mile to avoid further advances as he hits her right in her most ticklish spot. He blinks at her outburst for a second, corners of his lips turning up involuntarily. Betty stares at him, slightly breathless, before the smell of the bacon pulls her back to the task at hand, clearing her throat softly.

“So, what’s the weather looking like?” Jughead says, moving to retrieve plates out of the cupboard, thankful that there’s still some left – he’ll wash up later.

“The snow’s stopped, but the reports say the roads won’t be fully cleared until tomorrow,” she tells him, setting out portions for both of them. She’d checked her phone while waiting for Jughead to wake up, finding that crews were already hard at work trying to clear the blockages, but most of the surrounding area had come to a standstill. She doesn’t notice that there’s no follow up texts from Archie.

“I guess we’re still well and truly snowed in, then,” Jughead comments, setting the maple syrup on the counter. Betty shrugs at him.

“I guess we are,” she replies, hand brushing his as she goes to take the bottle. Her fingers linger over his before Jughead startles, pulling away and ducking his head as he picks up his plate.

“Um, thanks for this, by the way. You didn’t have to,” he mumbles, eyes glancing up at her appreciatively.

“It’s no trouble, Juggie. I like cooking, and it’s the least I can do for how accommodating you’ve been. It’s not like you signed up to be my babysitter this weekend,” she jokes wryly.

“I don’t mind,” he says quietly, busying himself with piling toppings on his stack before moving over to the coffee table. “And hey, you’re paying your way,” he tells her a little louder, around a huge mouthful of pancake. “These are the best pancakes I’ve ever had, seriously, can barely notice the blueberries,” he tells her with a cheeky smile, eyes glistening. Betty laughs, folding herself besides him and digging in.

There’s not much conversation as they eat, the only sounds around them coming from the episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jughead had put on in the background.

“Listen, about last night…” Jughead begins eventually, when they’re mopping up the last traces of maple syrup from their plates. Betty suddenly becomes very interested in the pattern on the porcelain.

“It’s fine,” she tells him quickly, not wanting to bring the sordid confessions of the night into the bright peace of the day. “We don’t have to talk about it, I’m sorry I unloaded all of that on you–” Betty rushes out, hoping to defuse any oncoming worries Jughead is about to tell her. The cool press of his fingers on the inside of her wrist stops her babbling. The gesture is the same as last night, and Betty melts beneath it. It’s comforting while not being too invasive, holding a reassurance she’s not used to getting. She can’t help but wish his touch would deepen.

“I was just going to say that anything you said is safe with me,” he soothes, her earlier hopeful thoughts coming true as the words spill from his mouth. “And I’m glad that you felt you could share with me,” he adds, a nervousness creeping in around the edges of his eyes.

“Me too,” she whispers.

“Tragic backstories unlocked, huh?” he jokes with a gentle laugh. Betty ducks her head, but lets a chuckle slip from her lips still.

Betty can feel an electricity sparking in the sudden closeness that’s fallen over them. They startle as the theme tune for the show breaks the tension. Jughead removes his hand, throwing her one last shy smile before picking up their plates and moving to finally tackle the mess that awaits him in the sink.

“So, what are your plans for the day?” Betty asks, wrapping her arms around her legs and resting her chin on her knees. He pauses, turning around to cast his eyes over the apartment in contemplation. His gaze lands on the blanket still strewn across the sofa.

“Ever built a fort?”

[artfighterblog]

1-ALLL I wanna know all about the Mun!!!<3

OwO lol ok ^w^ *gives diedrie a big hug

1. What is the middle name? *leaves it n/a* owo

2. How old are you? OwO 27 wishing i was younger

3. What is your birthday? september 7 

4. What is your zodiac sign? virgo owo

5. what is your favorite color? all the colors of purple >=3

6. What’s your lucky number? would it suprise you if i said 7? cause thats my lucky number x3

7. Do you have any pets? Yes but its my sister’s dog though that is a goldendoodle they are lovely dogs that loves playing with kids. but also good guard dogs.

8. Where are you from? USA kansas xP

9. How tall are you? i am 5′8 owo 

10. What shoe size are you? oh gawd shoe sizes are evil if its in womens i gotta get size 12 if its in mens i gotta grab 13, But i happen to lose weight over the 2 years from before so i had to go slightly smaller size shoes. So i am unsure the size right now.

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? I would say about 5 i think all for different occasion *has lost count cause she kept some old shoes for outside yard work.*

12. What was your last dream about? Hmmm the last thing i remember was that I was talking to black shadows and sparring supposingly it was supposed to be a nightmare but i manage to turn it around i guess *shrugs*

13. What talents do you have? hmmm well i am good at writing some stuff cause i can write a short one and leave a good cliff hanger. But love to draw alot x3. and messing with yarn still learning all of the basics when it comes to crochet.

14. Are you psychic in any way? Now i wouldn’t really call it physic but I often do see ghosts from time to time that would give you guys the chills x3. But the problem having that ability growing up was hard cause i kept it a secret only cause i was scared to be called crazy or insane. But i was taught alot of things thanks to some ghosts i have met but i also learn not all of them are safe to talk to as well. So be careful if you have this ability or if your child happens to have this. Cause some ghosts are not safe and tend to try to lure you away.

15. favorite song? omg this is hard can i just say imagine dragons is the favorite band please? love too many of their songs but if i was to choose it would be raidioactive 

16. Favorite movie? spirit away =D

17.  Who would be your ideal partner? owo that would be someone who i can chill to hang out with and that we just be ourselfs to be honest. I rather place no judgement if i can between the partner and me only cause i rather have us have fun and be able to relax.

18. Do you want children? x3 me and my hubby has talked about this since ours is a distant relationship we did decide if we ever got to move together to be in the same house its a definate yes. 

19. Do you want a church wedding? That i don’t know actually to be honest that would be somthing down later in the future road i rather think of the present than worry about later in the future.

20. Are you religious? now this kind of topic i rather stay away if i can but i am most comfortable talking to my hubby with. Only because i seen alot of wars between people who are religious and some who are not. I rather respect both sides if i can to be honest. even though to being religious i would say i am a little cause i am a wiccan gonna be honest here. But i still respect all religions if i possibly can and i even have respect for the preists as well.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes i have alot of good and bad memories i have out of going there the last thing i been there for though was worrying about my grandpa which i am still worrying about him even now. Which I am hoping he can live a bit longer. Cause he is a great man to be honest.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Not really like the last thing i got trouble for was accidently speeding and I had apologize to the officer which he did gave me a ticket but i didn’t have to pay for it just take the ticket in and was warned to be more careful next time. Which i am more careful and try my best to stay out of trouble.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? nope i haven’t =/ but i probly would freak out just a little but try to stay calm as well.

24. Baths or showers? Can i say both? please =3

25. What color of socks are you wearing? Was wearing black grayesh socks last night but took them off lol =3

26. Have you ever been famous? nope =3

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Hmmm i would say yes but i rather work for it.

28. What type of music do you like? to be honest i love all kinds of music but i love the most is country rock

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? um no I haven’t owo 

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? uhhh....*counts* about 5 big pillows and 2 small little ones owo

31. What position do you sleep in? which ever is the most comfortable but mostly sleep on my side.

32. How big is your house? owo....idk.....*shrugs*

33. what do you typically have for breakfast? which ever sounds good but love susage sandwiches the most. but somtimes i would make myself a really fluffy egg omelette =3

34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes but only because my uncle was teaching me how to use one properly to get over my fear. Cause i rather be able to move if i get stuck a situation one day instead of being frozen in fear. I rather help those in need to get out of the dangerous situation if i can.

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes when i was little i went to church camp and tried archery there it was actually alot of fun learning how to use the bow.

36. favorite clean word? meep

37. favorite swear word? uhhh.....welp i know some of you will laugh real hard cause i said this a few times and left my hubby laughing alot hearing this. quote “What the flying fuck?!” x3

38.Whats the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? only one day i went without sleep. 

39. Do you have any scars? uhhh.....*hides her scars.* sorry leaving that n/a? owo

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? hmmm nope owo

41. Are you a good liar? hmm i don’t really like lieing to be honest i only do this only if there is a good reason cause alot of drama does happen quiet often in the family and i only do this to avoid it. so i am somewhat a good one but i rather not do it it if i can.

42. Are you a good judge of character? umm idk?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? um no not really although i have a few people in irl who keeps saying i have some sort of accent and idk where it comes from.

44. Do you have a strong accent? um idk again owo

45. What is your favorite accent? owo uhh.....*shrugs*

46. what is your personality type? i would say just a fun loving type of personality with a slight dark humor once a while even though we don’t  mean to have the dark humor to happen.

47. what is your most expensive piece of clothing? uhh....i would say a dress?

48. Can you curl your tougue? heck yea x3

49. Are you an innie or an outie? I am both =3 but mostly an innie

50. Left or right handed? i am right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders? uh... I am but spiders and me go to war actually cause i had got bit all the time by them spiders.

52. favorite food? Anything Pasta related! =D

53. Favorite foreign food? Chinese food

54. are you a clean or a messy person? a little of both owo

55. most used phrased? idk owo

56. Most used word? merp =P

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? about 1 hour. to 30 min.s if i rush like mad almost about 10 min. flat. 

58. Do you have much of an ego? ego? what ego? *has no ego*

59.Do you suck or bite lollipops? I only suck unless there’s somthing in the middle then i bite it.

60. Do you talk to yourself? I often do only when i am thinking or trying to decide on things to make a right choice. and yes this actually helps me think of a better choice.

61. Do you sing to yourself? owo yes i do when i am by myself.

62. Are you a good singer? ehh?  idk?

63. biggest fear? I think i have a slight fear of abandonment i think but i think the worst one is snakes even though i found them cute on the net. the old biggest fear used to be guns.

64. Are you a gossip? I rather not gossip if i can actually.

65. best dramatic movie you’ve seen? can i say the best scary movie please? if i can i would say resident evil.

66. Do you like long or short hair? I like both actually owo but long hairs are harder to maintain.

67. Can you name all 50 states of america? I think if i can i would name all of them but its been a while so i might forget a couple actually.

68. Favorite school subject? owo Art class!

69. Extrovert or introvert? mostly introvert but i still like going outside once a while.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope but would love to one day

71. what makes you nervous? Um not knowing whats gonna happen next if things do get complicated

72. Are you scared of the dark? Yes V w V but mostly if i am outside at night is where its worse but i am fine inside the building.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? only if i can somtimes i am not able to all the time.

74. Are you ticklish? yes sadly lol.

75. Have you ever started a rumor? no and actually i don’t like dealing with rumors.

76. have you ever been in a position of authority? nope but it would be interesting to try i guess.

77. Have you ever drank underage? nope actually i never gone drinking dispite my age.

78. Have you ever done drugs? noppity nope never done them and never will.

79. Who was your first real crush? sorry keepin that a secret owo

80. How many piecrings do you have? one for each ear owo so only 2

81. can you roll your rs? uhh....idk? *has no clue what rs is*

82. How fast can you type? last i checked it was about 60 on the speed scale on that mavis bacon typing program.

83. How fast can you run? uhh idk....

84. What color is your hair? dark brown

85. What color is your eyes? hazel so a bit of blue and green

86. What are you allergic to? eh feathers (sorry bird friends i can’t touch birds owo) house dust might and mold. which i find this silly.

87. Do you keep a journal? nope

88. What do your parents do? eh....sorry leaving that n/a guys

89. Do you like your age? to be honest i wish i am younger but its ok really cause i at least can help my family by having a job and help pay the bills. which allows me to spoil my mom once a while. Why cause she deserves it ^^.

90. What makes you angry? oh well i really don’t get angry really easy mostly if it comes to family members starting drama and start shit up that they shouldn’t be doing and lie and steal yea i can get angry really easy then. And i had people get scared of me before cause i was like angry but looked calm at the same time. I try my best not to get angry cause i rather think clearly if i can to find out whats actually going on to help fix the situation.

91. Do you like your own name?.....*leaves it n/a*

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? um owo.....sadly nope.. i am not good with names to be honest. I try my best to come up with good ones if i do get stuck picking one though.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Eh?...idk i just rather leave it up to fate of what comes first in the future.

94. What are your strengths? I think my biggest strength i have is helping on calming a person down really and somtimes letting them lean on me to cry if they needed it.

95. What are your weaknesses? owo hmm not sure i think seeing cute things is my weakness lol.

96. how did you get your name? eh? i came up with this name a long time ago when i was younger i loved to draw and do alot of art related stuff but I also love playing fighting games as well. and actually had 1 year of karate as well.

97. were y our ancestors royalty? umm idk? it would be cool to find out owo.

98. Do you have any scars? owo uhh.. *hides her scars once again* why did this question come up the second time?

99. Color of your bedspread? white with a few other colors on it mostly green. been thinking about getting a new different one.

100. Color of your room? white if i had the choice i would paint it purple not only cause purple is my favorite color but also its a calm color to have in the bedroom.

[krat395]

A “Humerus” Sleepover (Chapter 6)

Chapter 6 and the conclusion to this story. In the previous chapter, the terrifying stranger was revealed to be Gaster and he acted like a really nasty jerk to everyone in the room. But at the end of the chapter, it was revealed that the reason for acting the way he did was all just a prank to scare Sans. And he succeeded. ;) All Gaster has to do now is clear the air with Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus. :D After he's finished ticking Sans that is. ;P Undertale(c) Toby Fox.

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

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A “HUMERUS” SLEEPOVER

Chapter 6: M.K. Makes a New Friend

 Sans: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

Frisk: (Oh… my… god!! I can’t believe it was all just a prank!! Way to go Gaster!!)

 Frisk and M.K. were so relieved that they weren’t actually in trouble. The two of them of have never seen Gaster angry before and Frisk’s frown turned upside down really fast the moment she found out it was all just an act. And what a VERY convincing performance too! Gaster was WAY MORE intimidating than Undyne! Papyrus was so surprised that he fainted! Unknown to everyone, Gaster showed up much earlier (around the time Papyrus began helping the children tickle Sans) and hid from everyone before initiating his terrifying prank. He purposely let Sans get tickle tortured by Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus before stepping in. But he’s not going to tell Sans that!

 Sans: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAT THE HEHEHEHEHEHEHELL?!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sans is completely shocked right now. He couldn’t believe that everything his father did was all just a prank. Gaster lifted him up in the air just so he could tickle him for thirty seconds. Gaster figured it should be short because scaring the hell out of him was his primary goal, and because Sans already got tickle tortured for an entire hour. Even though Gaster gave Sans a taste of his own medicine, he definitely knew that he went too far. He felt terribly guilty for including Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus in the prank, but he thought that Sans would’ve been able to tell if they were in on it and he wanted to make it as convincing as possible. He succeeded. The reason he yelled at Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus and acted like a heartless jerk to them was to see if Sans would stand up for them and prove how much he cares about them, to which he did. Gaster knew he could make Sans mad enough to attack him, giving him all the more reason to “punish” him. The crazy thing is, Gaster isn’t even mad at Sans for attacking him. He probably would’ve done the same thing if he was in Sans’s position. Everything fell into place very nicely, even better than what Gaster anticipated actually. Except for making M.K. cry that is.  

 Sans: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Gaster: You just got pranked Sans! Not so fun being on the receiving end of them is it? Papyrus told you that someone would get you back! *stops tickling Sans* You just didn’t think it was going to be me, did you?

 Gaster then made the hands disappear and gently placed Sans back on the couch.

 Sans: No, I didn’t! I gotta say, you really scared the living hell out of me! Last time I got that scared was six months ago when I thought Frisk died!

Frisk: *smiling* (Awwww! It warms my heart to hear how much you care about me Sans!)

Gaster: Well you can rest easy now Sans. It’s all over. I deeply apologize for everything I’ve done. Kids, I’m sorry I included you in the prank. I truly didn’t want to scare you like that. It’s just that Sans has the tendency of knowing if someone’s in on a prank.

Frisk: I understand Dr. Gaster. You just wanted to make it as convincing as possible.

Gaster: I knew you would Frisk. Now if the two of you don’t mind, there’s a frightened child sitting next to you that I’d like to speak with. But perhaps I should help Papyrus regain consciousness first.

Frisk: I can do that Dr. Gaster. This isn’t the first time Papyrus has fainted in front of me.

 With Sans still in shock from the prank and Frisk reviving Papyrus, Gaster turned his attention over to M.K. Gaster felt so terrible that he made M.K. cry, so he took some time to comfort the young boy. M.K. isn’t well acquainted with Gaster like Asriel, Frisk, and Chara are and after tonight’s incident; Gaster is hoping he can change that. As Gaster moved towards M.K., the young boy curled up into a ball again because he was still in shock from everything that happened moments ago. M.K. still had tears running down his face, but they have drastically died down at this point.

 Gaster: Hey, it’s alright young man. I’m very sorry I frightened you. Come here. It’s ok. *tearing up a little*

M.K.: *still scared*

Gaster: I understand that you’re still afraid young man. I know how scary I can be. I just want you to give me a chance to apologize.

 Gaster then caressed the young boy’s head to comfort him while he was still in shock from the prank.

 M.K.: *looks up at Gaster all teary-eyed after one minute*

Gaster: You know, Papyrus told me that you like hugs. Is it ok if I give you one?

 M.K., who still has tears in his eyes, then sat up, nodded yes, and held his arms out for a hug. Gaster was so touched that M.K. wanted a hug from him and as the two of them hugged, Gaster gently caressed and patted M.K.’s back while continuously telling him that everything was ok. Before too long, Frisk managed to revive Papyrus.

 Papyrus: *regains consciousness* What’s going on? Where am I? Oh hi Frisk. Have you seen my father around anywhere?

Frisk: *whispering* Papyrus, shh.

Papyrus: *sees Gaster hugging M.K. and whispers back* Oh sorry. I didn’t know. (There’s the dad I know and love!)

 It took an additional two minutes of Gaster’s comforting to take full effect and when it did, M.K. felt much better and began smiling again.

 Gaster: *smiling* Ah, there he is.

 Gaster was so happy to see M.K. smiling again and he has an idea to keep him smiling.

 Gaster: You know M.K., Papyrus also told me about something else you like.

M.K.: What would that be Dr. Gaster?

Gaster: Well, *tickles M.K.’s sides* he told me that you like being tickled!

M.K.: AHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Frisk and Papyrus: (Aww, how adorable!)

 In an attempt to keep M.K. happy, Gaster tickled him for twenty seconds. Gaster is well aware that his bony fingers tickle more than human fingers, so he moved his fingers as lightly as possible. Papyrus and Frisk were also happy to see M.K. smiling and laughing again and M.K. isn’t smiling just because he’s being tickled; he’s also smiling because he is realizing how nice Gaster truly is.

 M.K.: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Gaster: And finished! *stops tickling M.K.* How did you like that young man?

M.K.: It was fun! Thanks Dr. Gaster! *hugs Gaster*

Gaster: *smiling* Oh, you’re hugging me now. Can’t argue with that. *hugs M.K. back*

 M.K. is now one of the happiest kids Gaster has ever seen. After another hug, Gaster told M.K. that he thought it was brilliant how he used his tail to tickle Sans. M.K. was a bit surprised to hear Gaster say such a thing, but he’s just so happy that the nice man also believes that he should use his unique features to his advantage when it comes to tickling.

 M.K.: Yo! Dr. Gaster, I have to ask. Why the heck was Sans laughing during the prank? You know, the part where you were being scary and all that.  

 Gaster then told M.K. the reason why Sans was laughing at that rather inappropriate time.  Gaster told him that the wiggling motions from his shivering tail tickled Sans’ spine, to which the young boy responded…

 M.K.: Say, that’s actually… kind of funny! *starts giggling*

Gaster: You know; it kind of is! Hahaha!

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh!

Frisk: *giggling*

Sans: (Seriously guys?)

 After comforting M.K., Gaster took some time to comfort Frisk too. Frisk wasn’t nearly as frightened as M.K. but it didn’t stop Gaster from giving her a hug and a brief tickle too.  

 Gaster: *in a playful manner* Now it’s your turn young lady. *tickles Frisk*

Frisk: *Gaster tickles her sides for twenty seconds* AHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

Gaster: *stops tickling Frisk* Again, I really am sorry for scaring you kids.

Frisk: It’s perfectly fine Dr. Gaster. We know now that you just wanted to prank Sans. And you really got him good!

M.K.: More than good actually! He was downright terrified! And so was I!

Frisk: We all were! You’re a great actor Dr. Gaster!

Gaster: Aww thanks kids. Oh and don’t worry Papyrus, I didn’t forget about you.

Papyrus: …

Gaster: I’m sorry.

Papyrus: It’s ok Dad. I forgive you.  

Gaster: I knew you would Papyrus. *with a smile on his face* Say, what’s this behind your (nonexistent) ear?

Papyrus: *excited smile*

Gaster: *pulls a lollipop out of nowhere* Why it’s a lollipop!

Papyrus: Wowie! Thanks Dad!

Gaster: *chuckling* You’re most welcome Papyrus. *pats Papyrus’s head*

Papyrus: Yay! I’m so glad everything’s back to normal again! This night turned out great after all!

 Gaster then turned his attention over to Sans once again.

 Gaster: Sans, are you alright?

Sans: Don’t worry, I’m fine. I just can’t believe you managed to prank me like that. I’m very surprised. I guess you could say that I’m…“Tickled pink.”

 *Ba dum tss!*

 Gaster, Frisk, and M.K.: *laughing*

Papyrus: Oh my god Sans! Even after being tickled into insanity and getting scared to death, you still have the nerve make those awful puns!  

Frisk: Your brother is quite ticklish Papyrus! I guess you could say he’s really… “Sans”itive!

 *Ba dum tss!*

 Gaster, Sans, and M.K.: *harder laughing*

Papyrus: *trying REALLY HARD not to smile* Ugh! Not you too Frisk!

Sans: *chuckling* Nice one kid. You just made Pap smile.

Frisk: Is that true Papyrus?

Papyrus: Yes! But it was a pity smile! (It wasn’t a pity smile!)

Sans: Whatever you say bro.

Gaster: Come on Papyrus! Even you have to admit these puns are rather… “Rib tickling”!

 *Ba dum tss!*

 Sans, Frisk, and M.K.: *even harder laughing*

Papyrus: Not you too Dad! Ugh! I changed my mind! This is one of the worst nights ever!

M.K.: Papyrus, don’t be like that! Other than the part where I got scared out of my mind, I would say this night was rather… *points to Sans’s right humerus* “Humerus!”

 *Ba dum tss!*

 Gaster, Sans, and Frisk: *howling with laughter*

Sans: *still howling with laughter* Oh my god kid! That was so good! *continues laughing*

Papyrus: Ugh! I’m going to the basement! Feel free to come down and join me when you’re done being weird! *walks away and smiles when no one is looking*

 Before the kids went downstairs to spend some time with Papyrus (and apologize to him for “being weird”), they wanted to talk to Gaster before he went back to his place. But before they did that, Sans wanted to speak with them momentarily.

 Sans: Well kids, I gotta say. You REALLY got me good tonight with all that tickling. But know this… *in an intimidating tone* I. WILL. GET. REVENGE.

Frisk and M.K.: *a bit nervous*

Sans: *drops the intimidating act* And I’m not gonna tell when it’s coming either. It’s not going to be tonight though. I’m MUCH TOO EXHAUSTED to get revenge on you kids tonight. But keep in mind; it could be tomorrow, one week from now, or even a month from now. So you kids better watch yourself. *while smiling* Have a good sleep.  

M.K.: *teasing Sans* Oh Sans, you always talk a big game. But Frisk and I both know that you won’t be too rough on us if you actually DO get revenge.

Frisk: *in a teasing tone* Yeah, you’ll take it easy on us because you LOVE us. *childish giggling* You LOVE us, and you know it.

Sans: *teasing Frisk* Don’t push it kid.

 The kids then went to the kitchen to speak with Gaster before going downstairs. Gaster figured that Sans could use some alone time after that terrifying prank, so he decided to go to the kitchen in order to give his son some privacy.

 Frisk: So Dr. Gaster, did you have fun with Asriel tonight?

Gaster: I sure did. That boy has a very creative mind.

M.K.: What do the two of you do together? If you don’t mind me asking that is.

Gaster: Asriel, Frisk, and Chara didn’t tell you?

M.K.: No they didn’t.

Gaster: Well I’ll tell you. We play role-playing games together.

 Asriel and Gaster bond by playing tabletop role-playing games together and Gaster has a nice assortment of them too. With the monsters now living on the surface, it was only a matter of time until they discovered these types of games and both Asriel and Gaster enjoy them very much. Some may consider them nerds for liking these types of games, but they don’t care. :)

 M.K.: Really? I gotta say; I’m kinda surprised. I never took you as someone who likes those types of things.

Gaster: Believe me; I’m just as surprised as you are. Have you ever played one of those games before young man?

M.K.: I haven’t. They sound cool, but I’ve never had a chance to actually play one of them.

Gaster: Well in that case, feel free to join me and Asriel some time. We could always use an extra player.

Frisk: They’re fun M.K.! I’ve actually played a few times with them myself, and so has Chara.

M.K.: I might just do that Dr. Gaster. Thank you.  

Gaster: You’re welcome M.K. You’re a good kid. *rubs M.K.’s head* You deserve each and every friend you have, and I would be honored to be one of them.

M.K.: You wanna be friends with… me?

Gaster: Of course M.K., more than anything. You’re a good kid.

M.K.: Sometimes I don’t think I am.

Gaster: Now why on earth would you think something like that?

M.K.: Last week, I did something to Undyne that I’m not proud of and I think there’s a chance that she and Alphys won’t ever trust me again because of it. Last week, I…    

Gaster: *politely interrupts M.K.* M.K., I don’t need to know what you did. Whatever it was, I’m positive that the three of you will manage to work things out. And who knows, it might be sooner than you think. You are one of the most well-mannered and kind-hearted individuals I’ve ever had the privilege to know. And anything you say or do, whether positive or negative, won’t ever make me think less of you.

M.K.: *hugs Gaster while tearing up* Thanks so much Dr. Gaster!

Gaster: *hugs M.K. back*

M.K.: That really means a lot coming from you!

Gaster: Well I mean it M.K. I know a good kid when I see one. That’s why Alphys built you those arms in the first place. She probably wouldn’t have done that for you if you were a bad kid. Think about that for a second.

M.K.: …Hey you’re right! I never thought of it like that!

Gaster: You see? You’ll earn back those girls’ trust. It’s just all a matter of time. And I have confidence that you will more than exceed their expectations.

 Gaster and M.K. then shared a long hug.

 Gaster: Now you kids have a good rest of the night. It’s was very nice seeing both of you again.

Frisk: Likewise Dr. Gaster. Good night.

Gaster: Good night Frisk.

M.K.: Good night… friend.

Gaster: *smiling* Good night M.K. *rubs M.K.’s head*

 And with that, Frisk and M.K. made their way down to basement to spend some additional time with Papyrus before turning in for the night and Gaster spoke with Sans a little while longer before he took off. Frisk and M.K. will most likely be playing some games with Papyrus before going to bed.  

 Frisk: Hey Papyrus, M.K. and I are sorry for saying those “awful” puns earlier.

M.K.: Yeah, we’re sorry Papyrus.

Papyrus: It’s ok kids, I forgive you. Is Sans coming down soon?

M.K.: I’m not sure. Knowing him, he might have fallen asleep again.

Frisk: Either that or he’s talking to Dr. Gaster.

Papyrus: Well in that case, I better go check on him. Sans deserves to have fun too, even if he does make awful puns. I’ll carry him downstairs if I have to.

Frisk: Haha, ok Papyrus. See you in a few minutes.

 Papyrus then went upstairs to check on Sans and say goodbye to his father. Since Frisk and M.K. already said goodbye and good night to Gaster, they decided to wait patiently for Papyrus to return, quite possibly with him carrying Sans in his arms.

 Frisk: Well M.K., if Dr. Gaster’s words of wisdom didn’t convince you that you’re a good kid, I don’t know what will.

M.K.: *smiling* Don’t worry Frisk… I’m convinced.

 THE END.

[sheps-shepherd]

I don’t ever really do things like this so today I decided I wanted to. So here you go.

Tagged by no one and tagging no one, but if you want to do this yourself feel free to say I tagged you so you don’t have the same problem I have. You’re welcome.

1. What is your middle name?

Officially it’s Lynn. Unofficially it’s Kurosaki because when I was in middle school making your middle name on social media the last name of a character was the cool thing to do, and I’m not gonna lie, it’s grown on me.

2. How old are you?

17, soon to be 18.

3. What is your birthday?

July 8th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Proud Cancer

5. What is your favorite color?

Blue

6. What's your lucky number?

8

7. Do you have any pets?

I have a dog named Bella who is my precious little bean and six nieces and nephews who are pretty cool I guess.

8. Where are you from?

A dinky town that is literally so small it isn’t even on any maps, so good luck tracking it down.

9. How tall are you?

5’ 8”

10. What shoe size are you?

I’m actually an 8 (9 depending on the style of the shoe) but I normally get 10 because I like my feet to have breathing room.

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Four. I don’t get the appeal of owning thousands of shoes.

12. What was your last dream about?

I suck at remembering dreams. The only one that clearly comes to mind is one where my grandma came to visit me and told me she was okay and happy where she was (she passed away a few years ago).

13. What talents do you have?

I can take really good selfies and I’m great at choosing filters to hide how disgusting my face looks.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I don’t think so, but sometimes when I’m listening to music on shuffle, I’ll randomly think of a specific song and then that song is the one that comes on next. That’s probably not psychic but it’s kinda cool.

15. Favorite song?

Currently it’s Don’t You Go by All Time Low

16. Favorite movie?

Love Actually

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Someone who can make me laugh, makes me feel appreciated, and won’t feel weird about making a picture of the two of us their phone wallpaper.

18. Do you want children?

Absolutely

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Absolutely not

20. Are you religious?

I’m too apatheist for that

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

I’ve only been in the hospital once when I was younger, but my best guy friend has a habit of doing stupid shit and ends up in there a lot so I’ve been in my fair share of hospitals.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Nope. I’m a good child who never leaves her house.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Not that I remember.

24. Baths or showers?

I love taking baths cause that shit is relaxing, but we have a built-in bathtub that I outgrew ages ago so I have to take showers. Someday I want a big clawfoot bathtub so I can take all the baths I want and also fuck up my future water bill.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

White and red

26. Have you ever been famous?

Previously mentioned best guy friend and I used to be famous-ish on this old kid website called Roblox. We weren’t like the PewDiePies of the site or anything but we were actually pretty well-known and the worlds we built were decently popular.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

I don’t think so? I’d like to try my hand at YouTube someday, but I think I’d be happy with a small little following if I did so.

28. What type of music do you like?

Alternative Rock

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Nope.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

On my side and curled up into the smallest ball I can manage.

32. How big is your house?

Too big. But it’s cozy.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

A cup of coffee and a toaster waffle if I’m not feeling too lazy.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

A paintball gun.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

My one friend’s dad is a hunter and he let me shoot a bow one time, and I was pretty shit at it.

36. Favorite clean word?

Fadoodle sticks

37. Favorite swear word?

Shit is probably the one I use the most.

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

Four days and three nights. I’m a horrible insomniac.

39. Do you have any scars?

I have one on my palm from when I got stabbed with a pencil in elementary school, and one on my knee from when I was crawling around in the basement and crawled over a nightlight that happened to be prongs-up.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

I think so? But I also have a pretty good idea of who it was so that probably doesn’t count.

41. Are you a good liar?

I don’t make a habit of lying, but I am pretty good at it because I don’t post on social media and out myself to those I’m lying to.

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I like to think so.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

I can talk like Stitch if that counts.

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I never thought so, but my friends from out-of-state always tell me I do.

45. What is your favorite accent?

It’s not really an accent, but my mother’s family is from the city ghettos and they all talk with ghetto slang. I grew up hearing it so when I’m comfortable talking to someone I tend to slip into that kind of talk.

46. What is your personality type?

INFJ if I remember correctly.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

I don’t really buy expensive clothes, I’m a bargain shopper. Even all my “fancy” clothes I get on sale for decent.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yessir.

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

An innie.

50. Left or right handed?

Right handed.

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Not especially, but if I see it I have to kill it. I’m sorry I just gotta.

52. Favorite food?

My dad’s homemade garlic shrimp spaghetti. Fuck.

53. Favorite foreign food?

I love ramen and sushi because I’m a shit.

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

What people see as disorganized mess I see as organized chaos.

55. Most used phrased?

Rip-A-Rooney

56. Most used word?

It’s not even an actual word, I just say the letter F a lot. Eff.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

Somehow when I was getting ready for school every morning I could get dressed, brush my teeth, do my hair, and do my makeup all in a half hour. Now that I don’t have much of a time limit suddenly each of those steps requires twenty extra minutes. I’m really not a good time manager.

58. Do you have much of an ego?

Probably.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Biting lollipops should be illegal worldwide you heathens.

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Constantly. Sometimes if I’m zoning out I’ll do it in front of people which is kind of mortifying.

61. Do you sing to yourself?

I sing in the shower if that’s what you really mean.

62. Are you a good singer?

I wouldn’t say I’m amazing or anything but I’m okay. I got a lead in the school musical so I can’t be that bad.

63. Biggest Fear?

Being forgotten. And moths. Fuck moths.

64. Are you a gossip?

HELL YEAH.

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

Does G.B.F count as a dramatic movie

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Long, but not crazy long.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Probably not.

68. Favorite school subject?

English

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Ambivert, actually.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

No but I would love to.

71. What makes you nervous?

Waiting in line for crazy rollercoasters that my friends force me to go on.

72. Are you scared of the dark?

I had really bad sleep paralysis when I was a kid and I would see some shit so yeah the dark freaks me out.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Yes. I’m an asshole.

74. Are you ticklish?

Yeah. I’m also a good kicker and I will nail you in the fucking face if you tickle me.

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Honestly I probably have at some point.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Does being the Mom Friend count?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

I’ve sipped stuff but nothing more than that.

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Nope, and never will.

79. Who was your first real crush?

Probably my ex-girlfriend.

80. How many piercings do you have?

Four, two on each ear. And I still want a few more.

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

No, I say to my fuming Spanish teacher. I cannot roll my fucking R’s okay I’m sorry.

82. How fast can you type?

Fast.

83. How fast can you run?

Not fast.

84. What color is your hair?

My natural color is a dark brown, but the last few years I’ve been dying it a dark red and I absolutely love it.

85. What color are your eyes?

Hazel

86. What are you allergic to?

Ranch products. Salad dressing, Doritos, all of it.

87. Do you keep a journal?

Several. I have a habit of buying every cute journal I see and I don’t even use half of them.

88. What do your parents do?

Both my parents are in the casino business, though my mother quit after I was born to be a stay-at-home mom. She was a Blackjack dealer. My dad is a Slot Director at a casino in the city.

89. Do you like your age?

I guess.

90. What makes you angry?

People who bring their babies in strollers on the escalator. Also people who put their baby’s carseat in between the two front seats.

91. Do you like your own name?

I think Brianna is a nice name, yeah.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

Caitlyn and/or Chalice for a girl, and Avan and/or Lucas for a boy.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

As long as I can have a child someday, I’ll be happy.

94. What are you strengths?

I’m really good at dealing with people who don’t/haven’t pissed me off.

95. What are your weaknesses?

Chocolate Brownie Batter ice cream and cute babies.

96. How did you get your name?

I was named after my dad and my aunt.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

They better not have been otherwise I’ll be pissed I lost my crown.

98. Do you have any scars?

Didn’t we go over this already

99. Color of your bedspread?

I don’t actually have a bedspread, I just sleep with a blanket thrown over me. Said blanket is actually a handmade quilt that my band family made me as a graduation present. It’s got musical notes on it and it’s my favorite thing at the moment.

100. Color of your room?

Pale green and pink.