#AllTheWay

[unblogparaloschicos]

Cine: Rex Lafferty

Puede que James Marsden haya intepretado roles amables como Cíclope en las películas de "X-Men" (2000 en adelante), el príncipe Eduardo en "Encantada" ("Enchanted", 2007), Tom en "Sonic, la película" ("Sonic, The Hedgehog", 2020), Lon Hammond en "Diario de una pasión" ("The Notebook", 2004) o al esposo de Luisa Lane en "Superman regresa" ("Superman Returns", 2006), pero aquí interpreta a un estúpido con todas las letras, a un patán cuyo placer y hobby esencial es torturar a su hermano del medio, Ian (Josh Zuckerman).

El argumento de "Sex Drive" (en Argentina, "Manejado por el sexo"), estrenada en 2008, no difiere demasiado del resto de las comedias adolescentes de principios de siglo: chicos obsesionados con perder la virginidad. Aquí, el protagonista, acompañado por un par de amigos (interpretados por Amanda Crew y Clark Duke), le roba el auto a Rex (aunque siente una pasión enfermiza por su vehículo, nada que ver con el hermano mayor de Meteoro, o Speed Racer) y va en ruta hacia Kentucky para encontrarse con la chica con la que tendrá su debut sexual, a quien conoce en internet. No sólo lo hace por la experiencia: también para escapar de los frecuentes señalamientos del desgraciado, abusivo y para nada fraternal sujeto con quien comparte padres. Todos los comentarios insidiosos de éste toman como habitual referencia la supuesta homosexualidad de Ian, pero luego veremos qué se esconde detrás de semejante obsesión temática.

Dirigida por Sean Anders, autor del guión junto con John Morris (dato curioso: ambos adaptan el libro "All the Way", de Andy Behrens), la película sigue a pie juntillas la fórmula heredada de "American Pie" a la hora de ofrecer proyectos como estos: adolescentes calenturientos, desgracias cómicas, alguna escena escatológica, un poco (pero no mucho) de drama y, claro está, un momento en la historia en la que todo parece llegar a un frenesí de locura intensa y desbocada. Si se animan, hay una versión ampliada y mucho más explícita.

[daletrafra]

Paroles de la chanson “All The Way” de Céline Dion

[rvtravelswithmike]

5 Archeological Spots to Visit in the U.S.

[pabl007gunner]

#nerdy MarvinGoof & I #talkingnerdy about #SpiderManPS4 #GhostofTsushima #WandaVision #Mandalorianseason2 & we cover #movies #AllTheWay #TheSapphires #Selma #10ThingsIHateAboutY#games #OcarinaOfTime #JediFallenOrder #DeusEx:HumanRevolution #shows #TransformersWarforCybertron #DearWhitePeople #podcast #nerds https://www.podbean.com/ep/pb-mhwhx-fb4bf8 #spiderman #ps4 #gaming #transformers #starwars #mandalorian #LoZ #marvel #nerd #talknerdytome https://www.instagram.com/p/CoFoRdtOT5e/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[nogarlicnoonions]

The guys surprised me with a beautiful collection of unique #jackets! #ngno #spreadingHappiness thanks to @jobelin.lb. @kareem_kawtharani and his bike, @elkanaan and his love for the outdoors, @royyantoun and his passion for #Burgers. #a7labaladbel3alam #alltheway! #Lebanon #NoGarlicNoOnions (at Lebanon) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-C1ZuIAFc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tntmtheshow]

#talknerdytome @pabl007gunner & Marvin Goof #talkingnerdy about #DearWhitePeople #GhostofTsushima #WandaVision #theMandalorian #SpidermanPS4 https://www.podbean.com/ep/pb-mhwhx-fb4bf8 #starwars #gaming #marvel #podcast #nerds #OcarinaOfTime #SpiderMan #PS4 #JediFallenOrder #DeusExHumanRevolution #TransformersWarforCybertron #nerd #AllTheWay #TheSapphires #Selma #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #nerdy #transformers #TNTM https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn6vWO1rV4x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[collectalong]

( post — @trattcria // takenaka )

"urgh. fine." tome relents easily. she's lucky she brought her wallet today—maybe unlucky, depending on how you look at it. but rules are rules! can't mooch off takenaka's allowance all the time, no matter how much she wants to.

his telepathy, though, she will handily mooch off of.

she digs out her wallet with enough keychains to bludgeon a man, then starts for the door, waving takenaka along.

"well, c'mon, now. you're my rearguard, aren't you?" really, she wants to hang out while lunch period lasts.

[writingfromruins]

dead electric morning, every nerve standing on end because i woke up yesterday + stayed woken up alltheway until this morning and there is terror in me, terror in every single cell and i am afraid and afraid and i cannot sleep for it. i want to put my fear entire in my mouth where it is safe, where i can bite down on it at any moment, where i can swallow it down over and over again until it digests but my fear lives in my lungs instead + because it lives in my lungs it lives in my blood and my heart and my whole entire body shaking shaking with it- a convulsion half like a death rattle cough + half like a laugh + the laugh scares me more and whatever the part of me that isn’t me or the fear says

“You have to laugh at it. You have to laugh at the way you stand outside a door and pantomime knocking without ever making contact because otherwise you would scream or cry and that would be worse to explain then the laughing or the knocking you’re not doing. Sometimes you stand there hand raised and stop yourself before you can kick or collapse against or headbutt the door, anything to tell someone to open it, and you have to laugh because your laugh is silent anyways when you laugh like this. You have to laugh because you scream silent too and when you drive yourself to tears to knock on the door even then the knock is only the first step and every cell of you is still being circulated full of fear from your lungs. But the laughing keeps it all from shutting down before you knock.”

dead electric night and it is quiet in the winter as the clock ambles towards dawn and i am still all alight. Still too much in a body, too much to breathe right + laughing laughing laughing silently because there’s nothing else to do and it really does seem funny when i can’t sleep from it. Might have to shut myself down the hard way. Might have to cover the eyes and the mouth until breath hisses against the suction against the palm and my eyes seal shut. if i can make myself small and quiet and hold my breath until the ribs are tight around it the fear goes away before i can. and when the fear is gone i can breathe in and out and in and out and the only thing that pours through me is pure elation + when i laugh there is no scream i am trying to avoid just an absence of fear unfamiliar + when i am done laughing now i can finally sleep.

OH HYSTERIA // PD

[sofa-q2]

Oh! -you're the boyfriend?

I Am Her Husband.

Tf are you still doin here?

Go ahead and fuck alltheway off.

Now.

-Thanks

[oliviawebsite]

cats petting dogs petting cats alltheway down

[collectalong]

there are a few possibilities churning in her head, here, chiefly of which being, this guy is straight up a ghost or alien.

her eyes shine a bit, a very serious interest causing her to lean forward in her seat—

wait, what?

"ranch? seriously?"

she jabs a finger at grey. "we have tartar, bbq, mustard, and wasabi. why would a mobdonald's have ranch?"

@collectalong | continued from here!

"I, uh... ddddon't... think so," he says thoughtfully, through a mouthful of cheap chicken, which is, apparently, his first meal in who knows how long. McDonald's Chicken Nuggets.

"I-I don't know, something has to be. I haven't been hungry at all in forever. And I haven't eaten so I guess I just stopped... needing to eat? But that. Isn't normal. Uh." The strange boy shifts anxiously, apparently alarmed by this as well, as if he had only just now realized any of this. There's a long, awkward pause.

"Can you—can you pass a ranch packet?"

[necklacings]

made a big, big mistake mostly jus making women friends who like men again bc we’re probly not gona be able to get close unless we pursue something romantic, i’ve made this mistake so many fuckin times n it’s like i don’t learn. i make some women friends n then jus end up completely alone again because unreciprocated attraction from at least one side jus becomes an insurmountable barrier.

but idk wtf to do as someone who feels feminine alot of the time. idk how tf to make friends w straight men or at least w men who don’t have a softness to em. u gimme a softboy n yea we’ll be cool. tonio my around my age uncle n i are friends cus he’s not masculine at all, altho i always act masculine in public when there’s macho muhrfuckers around. send back the energy they send me, but otherwise i don’t feel alltheway male

[desiredtastes]

Hot Dogs "All The Way" + Fries with Sauce "Well Done" 🌭🌭🍟

#JerseyStyle #HotDog #Chili #Mustard #Onions #Sauce #ChiliSauce #Fries #AllTheWay #Fried #JohnnyAndHanges #NJ #NewJersey #Food #Jersey #HotDogs #Foodie #JerseyEats #FastFood #NJEats #Instagram #FoodLover #FoodPorn #Eeeeeats #FoodBlog #DesiredTastes

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[xkryst4lm3thx]

TOUCHDOWN navelgaze such that it goes alltheway thru bellybutton bc if i know me then u know us and they know him better (((squeeze autocaptions toothpaste residue corners of mouth purposefully lag misspelled should be kissing fucking videotaping all people (angles, ballot boxes) paintball splatter guts )on set) cuming off it cuz Really really surveillance ripped county lines clean backwards loop shifted four-hundredth wall buffering static friendly leave balloon threads to shrink natural (away message(heatwave timestamp )depreciating (thus increasing) [auction] value absolutely no risk/reward/ re-entry just dont tell mom just know they cant all be best friends gossip envy means deepdownuLuvit )anxious displacement) she remind u of his self improved declined “new”” topshelf bonus charisma like they didnt have to but u did & now there’s a recordbreaker for TheExtra_mile date idea tied up railroad trampoline bounce slow motion while sample reverse oscillates speed to go trippy xtra down the temple in car in melt halloween leftover fridge next to soap next to jameson next to batteries next to backyard fireworks peak anthem of course we stack centerfold hidden in plain sight whisper how buffet trough feeders grasp for straw bale (punched stencils mindlessly factory spit sour “drip”)that white powder only smudges margins to dumb smartwater(( walk and talk and drive different (gagged lilt barely finish words or thoughts because u(dont)know what it means don't bother when it dies a skeleton receipt self checkout cafeteria ballroom rsvp stethoscope lie detector heartache scribbles until it prints a true original copy the length of oracles divinely unrepresented awhile back stopped speaking stopped tending to just slither around chain link megaphone banister tap podium stalled keys jangling for him to fail to make move like what could u possibly say to make her shudder to make them understand to make us feel that first embroidered cutscene started with the end to hide it painfully retrograde inversion funhouse grab wrist way more intimate than sex sit stare lay across move hands in shapes of kind orifices ceiling pointed flashlight licks the pace free ultra imax blown up storyboard bass hit chest rumble tales told by idiot genius in the darkest 5D go in water (make ReaL(strange specific misty warmth radiating gently from face shoulders hair cradle lashes drop dewy cheekbone touch doughy smirky cookie left out sweet almond pinch of salt maybe i'm crying slightly cuz the child within came knocking finally safely allowed to nervous break character punish wide so when u knead shoulder it hurts xtra good bad slight hurt requisite ((tedious sewing cruel balanced anti-viral hard earned diamond cut prom limousine extended family taking flash photos skittish quasi celebratory measuring spoon ideal plague snatched diabolical star crossed sash ripped ugly pretty from subway cracked prophet go and go and go nonlinear steam pressed milleniums smug( rack untouched((each hanger evenly spaced we’ve been waiting for you

[collectalong]

SIGH!!!! "you can have some of mine, but don't get greedy!! i spent like nine dollars on this twenty piece."

"...I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets..." He is trying, and failing, not to cry.

[bas-rouge]

OMG, and a picture of Antrum Alltheway II?!