#All crypto is a scam
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That embarrassing Hawk Tuah girl scamming people with a crypto coin in the year of our lord 2024 and weird right wing incels are still jumping to defend her scumbag actions and screeching about "duh libs" like they always do.
My brother in christ, her audience are YOUR side of the aisle lmao the fuck are you talking about ya brain rotted dumb dumbs
#Hawk Tuah#Crypto#Crypto scam#All crypto is a scam#Right wing bullshit#Honestly if you bought her coin you deserve the embarrassment
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I have been planning for the past 4 years that I would bully my crypto cousin mercilessly this christmas because 4 christmasses ago he affirmed in full confidence that by the end of 2024 all currency in Brazil would be switched to digital wallets, and physical money would cease to be accepted in our country. I was so excited to be able to hassle him, but he just HAD to lose most of his money, get dumped by his rich spouse and be in the middle of a brutal court battle for his one year old daughter custody from said spouse, lose his housing and basically be in complete misery all in one year. And now I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I'M PUNCHING DOWN
#He lost all that money not only in crypto but also falling in several influencer scams#Mind you if he wasnt so arrogant he could have just heard any of the people in our family telling him these people are scammers but oh well#he's already about to fall for another one#About me
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it's completely insane to me that they haven't posted a trailer before the tickets started going on sale
#like they could be roping us into a crypto scam as far as we know. they're gonna close the doors and not let anyone out until we all agree#to buy a foot massager or something#it's a new era
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#bible wichapas#nodt nutthasid#kinnporsche cast#angus cloud#god that dinner event tho it's a nightmare there's just a lot of douchey rich white kids that do tiktok and shit#probably trying to sell him some crypto scam and invite him to their alpha male podcasts as we speak lmao#all around not the best ppl to be networking with
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twitter ads are so funny rn every single one i get is a scientology thing disguised as a self help thing w a community note pointing out its scientology
#insane how community notes on ads are still like around.#like its a good thing when all the ads are crypto scams and cults but like thats not how youre gonna get your big money advertisers back
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every day i wake up and my grandma is still alive
#she's harassing us about some crypto scam rn#you CAN'T even try to reason with her because she just talks over you and doesn't care at all
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Show You Suck - CRYPTO (we all gettin scammed fam)
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At this point, if you’re still seriously investing significant amounts into memecoins you deserve to lose your money.
#I could maaaaybe excuse the initial ‘doge’ group bc they were under the impression that they were ‘getting in on the ground floor of the#next bitcoin/etherium’ which like isn’t *that* insane but like#anyone who went all in is stupid + after the first wave of ppl lost a bunch of money there’s literally no excuse#and by this point there’s been 100 crypto memecoin type scams like if you are actively choosing to invest in that you should understand that#the money is gone.
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team confidence and associates don't know nearly enough about computers and tech to run a large scale crypto type scam
they would sooner find the server room /mining facility/ call center and just bomb it
#great pretender#thinking about them#and how they are literally a single step from their jobs looking like a fast and furious movie#team confidence#i have been watching scamming channels like kitboga and scambaiter#and generally just thinking about these bogus dreams of web3 with ai#and virtual spaces and scams etc all that comes with it#and we we can romanticize crimes that have been around for all pf eternity all we want without condoning it#but im sorry crypto grifters will never be cool or sexy lmao
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Hot take but Coffeezilla doesn’t make very good videos
#.txt#like everyone talks about how exposes scams and stuff#but when you watch the videos it doesn’t seem like he wants to do anything besides pin a scam business on 1 person#so then it can all be some big conspiracy guided by one secret evil villain#like watching his Jake Paul video was so frustrating because there was so much massaging of the narrative to ignore everyone but Jake Paul#I don’t like Jake Paul. he has run MANY other scams and he ofc deserves to be criticized for it#but like you can say ‘Jake Paul hired people to create a crypto grift and it blew up in his face’#but instead he’s trying to sell this narrative where Jake like never paid anyone who worked for him intentionally and on purpose#his analysis of situations is just really kinda dumb ngllll#it doesn’t seem like he knows what he’s talking about ever but he just says everything with full confidence and no proof#he’s talking about MSCHF in this video I’m watching#and so what MSCHF does is make viral products and then continue selling the ones that stick#like look them up it’s a pretty interesting business model and it engineers virality#but he’s calling it a ‘front’ like it’s the fucking mafia. it’s literally just a subsidiary#like that’s what it is it’s not like they’re illegally selling their products#it’s a fucking SUBSIDIARY OF A BIGGER COMPANY#LIKE THEIR BUSINESS MODEL RELIES ON THE LONG TERM SALES OF THE PRODUCTS#he said ‘it’s a business that doesn’t seem like it’s trying to sell you something. they’re just cool scientists’#and just. maybe to YOU. but to anyone with half a brain they’ll realize that of fucking course this company that’s paying for ad spots on#YouTube has something to gain off of you knowing about it. you’re a fucking idiot if you think any company does stuff ‘just cuz it’s cool’#anyways
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I sense a golden opportunity for us all to make our own Totally Legit(tm) crypto currency for fair 'n square wealth redistribution.
the 2020s really are the stupidest decade
#there is nothing wrong with crypto creators ducking out with millions actually#crypto is a scam and a gamble from square one#if you're speculating in it#you better be prepared to lose it all#humor
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every time i am on the asoiaf wiki and have to lay eyes on a picture by t**m*** an angel loses its wings, and not in a sexy way
#i know its obligatory to say no hate but that just isnt true here#imagine spending years churning out hundreds of pieces and they all look like the fucking crypto scam apes#but its worse bc you know they were done individually. by a person. years before that was a thing.#and almost all completely disregard character descriptions yet get slapped on literally more than 500 pages
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battlefield | choi su-bong (thanos)
・❥・ summary: running into your ex boyfriend during the squid games was the last thing you expected ・❥・word count: 719 ・❥・warnings: uh... usual squid game stuff. ・❥・ authors note: this is a short one just to test the waters but im obsessed with this man after watching squid game 2 <333
There he was. The last person you’d ever expected to see in this place. Player 230. Choi Su-Bong or, as the world knew him as, Thanos. The bright purple hair had been easy to spot. The last few months had been spent avoiding him so why did fate want to throw you together in this place? Wherever the hell this place was. You still weren’t even sure but as you walked up the stairs to the first game, you didn’t really care. All you wanted to do was lay low and make sure that Thanos didn’t see you. A conversation with your ex boyfriend was the last thing you wanted.
Things had ended badly between the two of you when he’d lost all his money thanks to the crypto scam. It had changed him, turned him into someone you didn’t recognise anymore so when the arguments started and his behaviour became erratic, you knew you had to get out of there. So, you did. You left and had never looked back. All you wanted was enough money to get out of the city and far, far away. There was nothing here for you anymore. If you could win the games then you could finally start fresh somewhere.
Walking through the doors onto a floor of sand and brightly coloured walls, you heard the voice of Thanos talking to his friend. Instantly, you looked down at the ground, hoping he didn’t see you. Unfortunately for you, he had stood next to you. His eyes scanned your face before recognition lit his eyes up.
“Senorita!” He said in a sing-song voice, wide grin on his face as he outstretched his arms. “What are you doing here? Come on, give me a hug.”
“None of your business and no thanks,” you rolled your eyes.
“I’m hurt,” he splayed his hand on his chest over his heart. As much as he was using his confident swagger to irritate you, deep inside he couldn’t be more glad to see you. “Not even going to give me a chance to talk, huh? That’s stone cold.”
As the rules of the game echoed through the speakers, he couldn’t take his eyes off you. His hand had raised to his friend to stop him from talking to him so he could get a proper look at you. When you had left, that had been the breaking point for him. Everything had gone downhill from there. For so long he’d been trying to seek you out, to apologise but he knew you’d been avoiding him. Your friends wouldn’t tell him where you were, your family had chewed him out the second he had showed up on their doorstep so, eventually, he’d given up. But, here you were.
As Player 456 shouted out about the game being a lie and that you were going to die, your head shot up. Surely he couldn’t be telling the truth, right? Red Light, Green Light was a children’s game. At most you were probably going to be out of the running for the cash if you were caught moving.
“He’s crazy,” Thanos said. It was his way of trying to comfort you. He had instantly noticed the slight panic in your eyes, the way you were rubbing your hands against your thighs. “Don’t listen to him.”
All you could do was nod but there was a gut feeling inside you telling you that maybe it wasn’t entirely all crazy talk. Something about this whole thing felt off. Your eyes caught some girl talking, her hands waving around then suddenly she was on the ground. Instantly, fear gripped you, your stomach dropping. The room around you started to spin – you were really going to die here.
“Hey, hey,” Thanos had reached out, his hand gripping yours as he stood in front of you, back to you. “Stay behind me. I won’t let anything happen to you. You hear me? Stay behind me.”
��But… what if…” The sheer panic in your voice made his heart clench.
“No. We’re both getting out of here alive, okay? Now, stay behind me.” His protective instinct had kicked in. Right now, he didn’t care if you hated him. All he cared about was making sure you survived this so maybe, just maybe, he could finally make things right.
#thanos x reader#choi su-bong x reader#choi seunghyun#squid game x reader#t.o.p#squid game#thanos#choi su bong
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That's terrifying
spam emails are horrifying on an entirely different level once you actually begin to grapple with the material reality of ‘cyberspace’. how many servers were involved in dumping this message into my trash folder, where are they located, how much water goes into cooling them every day? where did the metals come from to build these facilities, who maintains them, how much labour and suffering and exploitation is required to bombard me with 50 messages a day i don’t even look at for products i will never buy? not just useless or a nuisance, but actively harming the earth & its people, and for what. zero social value, zero human communication, just capital trying to metastasise
#modern technology#scams and fraud#remember how during the chip shortage of the early pandemic when pc gamers couldn't acquire GPUs because of crypto bros#who were buying them up to build bitcoin farms?#I remember seeing this picture of a fucking huge farm that was basically a bunch of storage storage-type buildings#all full of rows upon rows of bitcoin blockchain calculating setups#guzzling more electricity than some micronations#anyway#this reminds me of that
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holy shit
fuck yeah
#i love Facebook now#all crypto scams and cool celebrities like elon musk prince harry mick jagger and sandra bullock
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