#All crypto is a scam
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That embarrassing Hawk Tuah girl scamming people with a crypto coin in the year of our lord 2024 and weird right wing incels are still jumping to defend her scumbag actions and screeching about "duh libs" like they always do.
My brother in christ, her audience are YOUR side of the aisle lmao the fuck are you talking about ya brain rotted dumb dumbs
#Hawk Tuah#Crypto#Crypto scam#All crypto is a scam#Right wing bullshit#Honestly if you bought her coin you deserve the embarrassment
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I have been planning for the past 4 years that I would bully my crypto cousin mercilessly this christmas because 4 christmasses ago he affirmed in full confidence that by the end of 2024 all currency in Brazil would be switched to digital wallets, and physical money would cease to be accepted in our country. I was so excited to be able to hassle him, but he just HAD to lose most of his money, get dumped by his rich spouse and be in the middle of a brutal court battle for his one year old daughter custody from said spouse, lose his housing and basically be in complete misery all in one year. And now I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I'M PUNCHING DOWN
#He lost all that money not only in crypto but also falling in several influencer scams#Mind you if he wasnt so arrogant he could have just heard any of the people in our family telling him these people are scammers but oh well#he's already about to fall for another one#About me
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it's completely insane to me that they haven't posted a trailer before the tickets started going on sale
#like they could be roping us into a crypto scam as far as we know. they're gonna close the doors and not let anyone out until we all agree#to buy a foot massager or something#it's a new era
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#bible wichapas#nodt nutthasid#kinnporsche cast#angus cloud#god that dinner event tho it's a nightmare there's just a lot of douchey rich white kids that do tiktok and shit#probably trying to sell him some crypto scam and invite him to their alpha male podcasts as we speak lmao#all around not the best ppl to be networking with
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twitter ads are so funny rn every single one i get is a scientology thing disguised as a self help thing w a community note pointing out its scientology
#insane how community notes on ads are still like around.#like its a good thing when all the ads are crypto scams and cults but like thats not how youre gonna get your big money advertisers back
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every day i wake up and my grandma is still alive
#she's harassing us about some crypto scam rn#you CAN'T even try to reason with her because she just talks over you and doesn't care at all
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Show You Suck - CRYPTO (we all gettin scammed fam)
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At this point, if you’re still seriously investing significant amounts into memecoins you deserve to lose your money.
#I could maaaaybe excuse the initial ‘doge’ group bc they were under the impression that they were ‘getting in on the ground floor of the#next bitcoin/etherium’ which like isn’t *that* insane but like#anyone who went all in is stupid + after the first wave of ppl lost a bunch of money there’s literally no excuse#and by this point there’s been 100 crypto memecoin type scams like if you are actively choosing to invest in that you should understand that#the money is gone.
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team confidence and associates don't know nearly enough about computers and tech to run a large scale crypto type scam
they would sooner find the server room /mining facility/ call center and just bomb it
#great pretender#thinking about them#and how they are literally a single step from their jobs looking like a fast and furious movie#team confidence#i have been watching scamming channels like kitboga and scambaiter#and generally just thinking about these bogus dreams of web3 with ai#and virtual spaces and scams etc all that comes with it#and we we can romanticize crimes that have been around for all pf eternity all we want without condoning it#but im sorry crypto grifters will never be cool or sexy lmao
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Hot take but Coffeezilla doesn’t make very good videos
#.txt#like everyone talks about how exposes scams and stuff#but when you watch the videos it doesn’t seem like he wants to do anything besides pin a scam business on 1 person#so then it can all be some big conspiracy guided by one secret evil villain#like watching his Jake Paul video was so frustrating because there was so much massaging of the narrative to ignore everyone but Jake Paul#I don’t like Jake Paul. he has run MANY other scams and he ofc deserves to be criticized for it#but like you can say ‘Jake Paul hired people to create a crypto grift and it blew up in his face’#but instead he’s trying to sell this narrative where Jake like never paid anyone who worked for him intentionally and on purpose#his analysis of situations is just really kinda dumb ngllll#it doesn’t seem like he knows what he’s talking about ever but he just says everything with full confidence and no proof#he’s talking about MSCHF in this video I’m watching#and so what MSCHF does is make viral products and then continue selling the ones that stick#like look them up it’s a pretty interesting business model and it engineers virality#but he’s calling it a ‘front’ like it’s the fucking mafia. it’s literally just a subsidiary#like that’s what it is it’s not like they’re illegally selling their products#it’s a fucking SUBSIDIARY OF A BIGGER COMPANY#LIKE THEIR BUSINESS MODEL RELIES ON THE LONG TERM SALES OF THE PRODUCTS#he said ‘it’s a business that doesn’t seem like it’s trying to sell you something. they’re just cool scientists’#and just. maybe to YOU. but to anyone with half a brain they’ll realize that of fucking course this company that’s paying for ad spots on#YouTube has something to gain off of you knowing about it. you’re a fucking idiot if you think any company does stuff ‘just cuz it’s cool’#anyways
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That's terrifying
spam emails are horrifying on an entirely different level once you actually begin to grapple with the material reality of ‘cyberspace’. how many servers were involved in dumping this message into my trash folder, where are they located, how much water goes into cooling them every day? where did the metals come from to build these facilities, who maintains them, how much labour and suffering and exploitation is required to bombard me with 50 messages a day i don’t even look at for products i will never buy? not just useless or a nuisance, but actively harming the earth & its people, and for what. zero social value, zero human communication, just capital trying to metastasise
#modern technology#scams and fraud#remember how during the chip shortage of the early pandemic when pc gamers couldn't acquire GPUs because of crypto bros#who were buying them up to build bitcoin farms?#I remember seeing this picture of a fucking huge farm that was basically a bunch of storage storage-type buildings#all full of rows upon rows of bitcoin blockchain calculating setups#guzzling more electricity than some micronations#anyway#this reminds me of that
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holy shit
fuck yeah
#i love Facebook now#all crypto scams and cool celebrities like elon musk prince harry mick jagger and sandra bullock
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S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto
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I miss when the sole purpose of bitcoin was to buy drugs on the dark web
#like right before the nft/crypto boom i was gonna get some bitcoin to uh#you know#but fucking nope!#now i gotta actually talk to people and get connections smh#tony speaks#i should barricade boom in quotations as it was all very fuckin clearly a scam from the start#but god damn it bitcoin shouldve remained the currency for those looking for illegal goods#i wonder if you can launder dink doink... (i doubt its still around)
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Lately I've been spammed on every website w/ ads for "AI" and "AI assistant" apps/products.
I've become more and more annoyed w/ the narratives around generative programmes. There is no "AI." It's a buzzword. Unlike crypto and NFTs, AI just outright doesn't exist in the slightest, even digitally. What's being talked about and implemented by every massive corporation are generative text programmes that slop out whatever is in their queries. There's power in using "AI" culturally, and that's the narrative evil cunts are pushing for. There's no "AI" because AI isn't real; AI is a trope for science fiction.
I've come back to this video once again, as I find it an incredibly useful resource for going over the general milieu of the cultists behind this push for mass adoption. Corporations are going to force complacency here. I can't apply for multiple jobs because they run their applications through a third-party text generator service and want me to input all of my highly confidential information to a fucking bot (America! So normal!).
Thank you for the video, Sophie! Apologies for reblogging w/ bad garbage nonsense.
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I wrote this essay for my friend who's been interested in some of the figures involved in the AI space for a while and I think to that end it came out as fun and dramatic as I'd hoped. Please give it a watch and share and if you enjoy it consider supporting me on http://patreon.com/sophiefrommars
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#Edit tag cuz I forgot lmao#Crypto is a fascist nightmare scam from stupid cunts I'm not saying that it's good or whatever#Tumblr reading comprehension and all
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