#All are psyched to abandon this and help Lovelace jailbreak the afterlife

[specialagentartemis]

instead of a born sexy yesterday thing Hera gets rebooted and Eiffel's like oh no... adoption instincts activated #(he died in the car crash) #Lovelace's team Figured It Out and got banished to the real bad place and she's back to drag Hilbert down to fix it somehow #Jacobi and Maxwell doing the world's worst straight couple impression but having a fantastic time not being at regular work #completely ignored in the background as Eiffel and Minkowski deal with the Problem of the Week

I still sometimes think about how well W359 would work in a The Good Place AU since Minkowski and Eiffel were already hired to torment each other. Minkowski and Eiffel get dumped into a neighborhood as assigned soulmates, Eiffel under false pretenses. Hera is Janet, obviously. Eris is Bad Janet. Hilbert is Michael and already on his second chance, which they don't find out about until Isabel Lovelace shows up in their nice, manicured neighborhood covered in scorch marks and carrying a pitchfork she stole from a demon demanding they help her rescue the rest of her friends. That's as far as my imagination ever went beyond that Jacobi and Maxwell are demons pretending to be another pair of soulmates in the neighborhood and doing a horrendous job of it, but Minkowski and Eiffel mostly don't notice because they've got their own problems.

[elexuscal]

#Yesssss#Minkowski was happily married! To a man she loved!!!! HOW is her apparent ‘real soulmate’ the most infuriating obnoxious jerk she’s ever me#Eiffel meanwhile figures it out partially because happy monogomous picket fence romance is hellish to him#And Minkowski is driving up the fucking wall#and Jacobi and Maxwell seem to think it’s funny#Hera also gets to say ‘not a girl!’ which I think would be fun#All are psyched to abandon this and help Lovelace jailbreak the afterlife#Wolf 359#Wolf 359 spoilers

I still sometimes think about how well W359 would work in a The Good Place AU since Minkowski and Eiffel were already hired to torment each other. Minkowski and Eiffel get dumped into a neighborhood as assigned soulmates, Eiffel under false pretenses. Hera is Janet, obviously. Eris is Bad Janet. Hilbert is Michael and already on his second chance, which they don't find out about until Isabel Lovelace shows up in their nice, manicured neighborhood covered in scorch marks and carrying a pitchfork she stole from a demon demanding they help her rescue the rest of her friends. That's as far as my imagination ever went beyond that Jacobi and Maxwell are demons pretending to be another pair of soulmates in the neighborhood and doing a horrendous job of it, but Minkowski and Eiffel mostly don't notice because they've got their own problems.

[clonerightsagenda]

#Yesssss #Minkowski was happily married! To a man she loved!!!! HOW is her apparent ‘real soulmate’ the most infuriating obnoxious jerk she’s ever met #Eiffel meanwhile figures it out partially because happy monogomous picket fence romance is hellish to him #And Minkowski is driving him up the fucking wall #and Jacobi and Maxwell seem to think it’s funny #Hera also gets to say ‘not a girl!’ which I think would be fun #All are psyched to abandon this and help Lovelace jailbreak the afterlife

Speedrunning identifying the afterlife con being played on you by being too aromantic for this shit

I still sometimes think about how well W359 would work in a The Good Place AU since Minkowski and Eiffel were already hired to torment each other. Minkowski and Eiffel get dumped into a neighborhood as assigned soulmates, Eiffel under false pretenses. Hera is Janet, obviously. Eris is Bad Janet. Hilbert is Michael and already on his second chance, which they don't find out about until Isabel Lovelace shows up in their nice, manicured neighborhood covered in scorch marks and carrying a pitchfork she stole from a demon demanding they help her rescue the rest of her friends. That's as far as my imagination ever went beyond that Jacobi and Maxwell are demons pretending to be another pair of soulmates in the neighborhood and doing a horrendous job of it, but Minkowski and Eiffel mostly don't notice because they've got their own problems.