#Alice Why

[ma-pi-ma]

Guardateli bene quelli forti,

quelli che vi consolano sempre,

quelli che vi ascoltano

e vi fanno forza,

e fategli una carezza.

Alice Why

[leaf-miner]

Nooo Sam why would you put it like that. Also, Alice WHY did you have to get him a job at your workplace, this is such a messy situation.

Things are long past weird already Sam.

Nooo the glitch! She's lying! Oh Alice.

Good job Alice! You're being super normal about this and not awkward whatsoever!

Please Alice. This is so awkward. Please just tell them you need some space or SOMETHING. (This is already a workplace drama Celia, let's be honest.)

HOW does she keep making it more awkward?

No, Alice please don't invite yourself along to their date. At least wait until you aren't stepping into the middle of a moment between them (although that's exactly why she did it then, isn't it). Stop doing this to yourself please.

LMAO it really is hilarious how badly she handled that considering how much she teases Sam about being awkward and he was so casual about it.

Alice Dyer I love you, but you are such a disaster. Getting your ex you're still in love with as a coworker is a terrible way to try to get back together. And (as of episode 17) we still don't know why they broke up in the first place. What a mess.

[shoutwiththedevil]

men who have made a living making music dressed like women probably shouldn't be dropping transphobic comments 🤷‍♀️

[polina-kov]

First episodes impression

[synkverv]

gays will get divorced and make it everyone's problem smh

[knownoshamc]

proof that they were together in the past or... it could all mean nothing

[saevity]

nick 'bisexual bilingual biceps' nelson & charlie as that one meme 💪 safely tucked away......<3

ref:

[helpimstuckposting]

Alice is very much aware she’s in a horror movie and is frantically trying to get her friends to run out the door and not run upstairs

[8-worms-in-a-trenchcoat]

i want several 500k word fics elaborating on this “again”, and then i want the same thing in cannon

[alicent-archive]

Ah, yes. Team Green. Featuring a repressed lesbian still reeling from the fallout of her complicated situationship. An evil grandfather who eventually will become jobless. A guard who doubles as a stepfather and a hit man. An alcoholic. A doomed prophetess. An overpowered anime villain and his geriatric nuclear warhead. And a fourth child who may or may not exist.

[cindytoast404]

how we feeling over this moment chat

[kooryoin]

how it feels to be a fan of alicent hightower and rhaenyra targaryen at the same time

[befooremoonrisee]

to me one of grrm's biggest screw-ups is not letting gaemon and jaehaera grow into adulthood, because the dynamics those two could have with aegon lend themselves to so much.

you're aegon iii and you're forced to marry the daughter of the man who killed your mother and your brothers. her only friend is her dragon and you hate dragons because one killed your mother in front of you and two others killed your brothers. she hates you and would kill you if that didn't mean her own demise. your best friend is also a son of aegon ii, but he hates him too, as he is responsible for the death of his mothers, he was a pretender, he is a nice kid who wants to help people just like you. he's the only one that understands you.

you're jaehaera, your father won the war, but you're forced to become the wife of the son of the man who killed your twin, the woman who put a bounty on your other brother's head and who drove your mother to suicide. your grandmother, the only family you have left, is crazy with grief, she wants you to kill aegon. you're just a child. your dragon is a wretched delicate thing, just like you, your husband hates it. he is afraid of it, it makes you happy. your only brother (if he is your brother) doesn't like you, he spends all his time with aegon, you try to bond with him, but he is not jaehaerys. he will never be.

you're gaemon, son of a whore, bastard of a king. you were the hope of the smallfolk, a path for liberation, but the royals came and they killed your moms. now you're their pet, their tool to avoid being poisoned. you love aegon, he shares the same wounds as you, but you resent him, he is using your body, your life, that's what you smallfolk are for the royals, just pawns in their little games. maybe you're tired of it. then viserys comes back and you're discarded, not longer a friend, but just a tool. jaehaera claims she's your sister, but she isn't, aegon is nothing to you, she creeps you out, she understands what being a hostage is.

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

i'm... *inhales* happy you're happy

bullshit detector: BEEP

[knownoshamc]

Armand + why would you say that if you have only met this man once

[bairdthereader]

I'm excited for the kids to get their GCSE results, but this is the real story here.

I am so ready for some S3 Nathan and Youssef 💕