#Alfredo Chang

[fannyjemwong]

MUCHAS FELICIDADES EN SU ANIVERSARIO 92 PARA LA REVISTA ORIENTAL.

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[dalekofchaos]

Fixing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequels

Lets be honest. The franchise is a mess and it's never going to reach the heights of the original or even the remake. The 3D timeline is an abomination and 2022 is just awful. I love TCM 2, and 3 has some great bits. But god is 4 embarrassing. So let's try to fix them.

So I looked up Hooper and Henkel's original concept for TCM 2.

It was going to be named 'Beyond The Valley of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' and originally involved an entire town full of cannibals, not just the Sawyer family. And the Hitchhiker survived and was supposedly tied to a tree by the family due to his injuries. And Sally was slated to return as well.

In my opinion they could've done this for the third and fourth movies.

It would be an easy explanation to have the town of Newt be cannibals and instead of Leatherface suddenly having new family members, he goes to known associates of the family, "neighbors" if you will.

Leatherface somehow survived and is taken in by the Slaughter Family's "Neighbors" the Sawyers.

Chop-Top is the family member who's taken alive.

Those neighbors would be Tex, Alfredo and Tinker.

Leatherface would have severe burns from the grenade and a hole in his stomache.

And instead of Sally, it's Stretch, cause Sally is institutionalized.

Stretch and Benny would work together to save Michelle

In the Next Generation. An easy fix is that.

Leatherface is in the Grandpa role. Gunnar Hansen would return to play him.

The whole "Illuminati" conspiracy is just the town conspiracy of the town cannibals.

There would be a side plot of Stretch meeting Sally. She fills her in on everything that happened. Lefty's death and the cannibal town of Newt.

The new Leatherface is the daughter from TCM3 and instead of being cringey and awful, she is completely and utterly unhinged and enjoys it more than Bubba ever did. The best part? She's takes her doll's name, Sally. The final mockery of the one who got away.

Vilmer and W.E are the other members of this new family with the Mayor of Newt as the matriarch and she bares the conspiracy for all to hear. Claims that "cannibalism is the trade and life stock of this town. Always has been. The Slaughter Family was the backbone, they inspired the rest of us."

And then a returning Chop-Top as the guest of honor.

An aged Bubba makes happy cannibal noises at his brother's arrival.

"Far out Bubba, you're the new Grandpa!"

Chop-Top tells Bubba and the new Leatherface "it's time to kill the fucking bitch"

Stretch comes to the rescue and blasts the family, killing W.E, Vilmer and head cannibal Mayor.

While the new Leatherface chases after Jenny and Chop-Top proclaims he's gonna finish what he started all those years ago.

…and Bubba finally finds the strength to get up. He even puts on the old Pretty woman mask and takes his old chainsaw. They won't get away, not this time. "dog will hunt" as his brother always said. This is for Nubbins. For Drayton and for Grandpa.

They chase Stretch, Jenny and Michelle throughout the town. The slaughterhouse, the old Slaughter farmhouse and the mental hospital where Sally is waiting for them.

It ends with Jenny and Michelle double teaming killing the younger Leatherface, Sally shoots Bubba in the chest with a shotgun and Sally saws his fucking head off and finally, Stretch kills Chop-Top

"Any last words?"

"The saw is fami-" Stretch shoots him in the head.

Stretch, Michelle, Jenny and Sally all leave from a safe distance. Stretch gets a call on her walkie talkie from Benny

"Are you safe? over"

"Yes, I got Michelle and the latest survivor and even Sally. We're all at a safe distance to watch the fireworks over"

"Good, over"

and Benny presses the button and suddenly the entire town of Newt blows the fuck up. A result of Benny planting C4 all around the town of Newt and finally ending the Cannibal town.

End of franchise

This is a neat way to end the series, or at least the original timeline Cause

the original timeline never declines in quality.

Leatherface stays consistent in the first three movies, passes down the saw to his adoptive daughter and returns for one final massacre

All the survivors return for one final confrontation with the town

Chance for All-American Massacre to happen

One big family reunion

And a proper conclusion to the franchise...that will never be fucked up by shitty sequels

[illiana-mystery]

Ride 'Em Cowboy

[capcollector]

well. now i’m thinking too hard about alfredo again.

alfredo is too self-aware for his own good. too aware of his own temporality and his own desire and inability to change. he’s not sure he can or should or even deserves to try to be better. he feels as if the world needs ppl like him to keep even worse players at bay. do the dirty work. who else is gonna bother. but within that need to fill a certain role is the proof that like…he still has the capacity to care and to love. there is still this desire. he’s not beyond help but he’s not gonna take it. he’s lonely and traumatized by his past and that makes him beyond comprehension to most.

he cannot die. there’s a hole, a literal and metaphorical wound that indicates as much.

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey Che'nya! How are you doing today?

A random question for you: what is your favorite food?

Sorry, this isn’t going to be the answer you want, but it’s just as varied as I am.

It changes, it’s mutable, ever shifting.

I have favorites I often go back to, but my favorite food at one purrticular time? That is never set in stone.

To be purrfectly honest, I couldn’t even tell you what my favorite food is right now. I’m inbetween favorites at the moment. :3

[itsalwaysdark]

i will say its very funny .y phrasing on my cat poll of Couldnt tell them apart bc it was intended for the girls since theyre both grey tabbies but its funny to imagine someone seeing wubsy (not his name (not even close (im omitting names so i dont spoil my poll results))) and being like fuckkkk which one is that. hc hes a black cat. and not a grey tabby

[lucy-shining-star]

So l was sometimes imaging some combinations of ships for like every character in the opening 'if something' and there was...lots of that and like in lot times I didn't even like most ships of this list but I kinda want to share four of this lists

All of this four are in versions of like everyone gets relationship, none poly

Anyway first is like 'ships that are my favourite for both of characters and ships that include people who were my second favourite for one characters in that ships so they are now with...probably further than second fav ship for them'

Luna-Jim

Matteo-Rocco (this one of the guys from Adrenaline. The one who wasn't in love with Fernanda)

Ambar-Simon

Delfi-Pedro

Gaston-Nina

Jazmin-Emilia

Ramiro-Yam

Nico-Eric

Benicio-Daniela

Tamara-Juliana

Sharon-Gary

Rey-Maggie

Miguel-Monica

Tino-Ricardo

Cato-Amanda

Alfredo-Rosa

Mora-Ana

Version of like 'some of this are my second fav to some characters in ship but first fav to other character in ship'

Luna-Simon

Matteo-Ramiro

Ambar-Emilia

Delfi-Pedro

Gaston-Nina

Jazmin-Ada

Jim-Yam

Nico-Eric

Benicio-Daniela

Tamara-Juliana

Sharon-Gary

Rey-Maggie

Miguel-Monica

Tino-Cato

Amanda-Ricardo

Alfredo-Rosa

Mora-Ana

If I was to put everybody in hetero ships

Luna-Matteo (...yeah sorry Luna I needed your other options for other girls more. ...I would make him realize his behaviour on season 1 was terrible and apologize....Also they kinda make good ship mates for some other ships so)

Ambar-Simon

Delfi-Pedro

Gaston-Nina

Jazmin-Nico

Jim-Michel

Ramiro-Emilia

Yam-Sebastian

Eric-Ada

Benicio-Daniela

Tamara-That guy who replaced Juliana as Red Shark coach for a moment

Juliana-Patricio(that guy who was supposed to replace her as Jam&Roller coach)

Sharon-Gary

Rey-Maggie

Miguel-Monica

Tino-Ana

Cato-Amanda

Alfredo-Rosa

Mora-Ricardo

If I was to put everyobody in homo ships

Luna-Nina

Matteo-Simon

Ambar-Emilia

Delfi-Emma

Gaston-Ramiro

Jazmin-Ada

Jim-Yam

Pedro-Nico

Eric-Benicio

Tamara-Juliana

Sharon-Amanda

Rey-Miguel

Monica-Maggie

Tino-Cato

Alfredo-his roommate from psyhatric hospital

Mora-Ana

Ricardo-Gary

[gaeulssims]

˗ˏˋ Happy birthday! ´ˎ˗

Ah yes, the kids have left their teenagehood to dip their toes into young adulthood and that definitely had to be celebrated. Goodbye, immaturity and freedom, and welcome student loans and taxes. Prev | Next

CAN I HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT SOMEONE SMOKING????

[cryptocollectibles]

Green Hornet 6 Issue Mini Lot (1991-1993) by NOW Comics

Written and drawn by various.

[eyeheartboobiez]

wait wait wait, you gonna have to explain bottomless pasta to me. that sounds saurrrrrrr good

olive garden is giving bottomless pasta of your choice for like $15 and cuz im smart i was gonna bring my backpack and secretly pack some plates to bring home w/ me😭😭

[fannyjemwong]

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[z-1-wolfe]

[illiana-mystery]

I might have to turn to the dark side if I can have his sexy ass. Goddamn. 🥵

[reikunrei]

james henrysglock homemade alfredo sauce. you agree. reblog.

[salemruinseverything]

like i know i don't exactly have the most common tastes in the world but i am still so pissed that i finally found my ideal meal [microwave dinner that was literally just 2 chicken patties floating in a sea of white cheddar mac & cheese] and it immediately got discontinued

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

Tintin Tarot - A Fool's Journey, Part One. A collaboration with @josephscoat who knows a lot about tarot and other spiritual and cultural topics. They're a very talented writer too, so go check them out!

They first pointed out how perfectly the Fool tarot card mapped onto Tintin himself, and it led to me illustrating the Major Arcana as Tintin characters. I'm surprised Moulinsart hasn't released an official Tintin tarot deck yet, though knowing them if they did they'd probably just reuse existing art...

I wanted this set to reference the Rider-Waite tarot deck, as it's iconic! I tried to keep as much symbolism from this deck as possible, while incorperating a lot of appropriate Tintin references. It was important to us that none of these felt like a stretch, so we tried our best to find the best fit for each card, including the card's reverse meaning!

The Fool - New beginnings, taking risks, embarking on a new adventure, independence and blind faith. He even has a little white dog. Of course Tintin is the Fool! The yellow tights indicate he moves forward with self confidence, even if forwards means off a ledge. He carries a white flower, symbolising purity.

The Magician - Manifestation, creation, resourcefulness and inspired action. Calculus's inventions behind him are a nod to each element - the shark submarine represents water, the moon rocket represents fire, the sound weapon represents air and the white roses he creates for Castafiore represent earth! On the table we have Didi's sword, a bottle of Loch Lommond whiskey, a pentacle and King Ottokar's sceptre. This card is my favourite!

The High Priestess - Mystery, intuition and the subconcious mind. Madame Yamilah was the obvious pick, being canonically psychic! I incorperated the curtains from the theatre she performs at, as well as the columns Haddock knocks over, now in black and white to represent light and dark.

The Empress - Motherhood, protection, femininity. There aren't many parents in the Tintin universe, probably by design. Mrs Wang came to mind. I used phoenix motifs in her headress as in Chinese culture they are symbols of femininity, and are distinct from the fiery immortal birds from Greek mythology.

The Emperor - Fatherhood, authority, structure, control. Mr Wang runs a crime fighting organisation and is Didi and Chang's stern father. Dragon motifs represent masculinity, and I referenced ancient Chinese armour as a symbol of protection.

The Hierophant - Tradition, conformity. The Prince of the Sun sticks closely to ancient laws and traditions, but like the card's reverse, is open to new approaches, such as when he takes in Zorrino. I gave him some elements of the priest's clothing to symbolise the Prince's role as a religious leader.

The Lovers - Partnerships, duality and unity! Despite being identical, the Thomsons aren't related. They in fact come from different countries - one is from France and the other is from Switzerland. Me and my friend confirmed this fact at the Herge museum in Belgium! The card's reverse meaning, disharmony and loss of balance, is also very much in line with the Thomsons. I included the internet famous Gay Lions in the background!

The Chariot - Direction. Control. Willpower. These are the perfect descriptors for Arturo Benedetto Giovanni Giuseppe Pietro Arcangelo Alfredo Cartoffoli, the Italian driver that helps out Tintin and Haddock in the Calculus Affair. He may have only appeared for a few pages, and I may be the only person to get this reference, but he is a perfect fit. He drives.

Strength - Compassion, bravery, endurance. Not only has Chang demonstrated these qualities in Tintin in Tibet, he's had to endure a lot of hardship throughout his life, being orphaned, swept up in a flood and watching his home get torn apart by imperial forces. He still comes out the other side patient and compassionate, being one of the few people to recognise a form of humanity in the Yeti, and possibly being the one to change Tintin's entire political journey! Chang is draped with juniper berries.

The Hermit - Laszlo Carreidas is a lonely and isolated millionnaire who goes through a huge personality change. Being drugged with a truth serum makes him more honest and open. His base personality before his development fits with the card's reverse - isolation and a loss of direction.

Wheel of Fortune - Alcazar and Tapioca's conflict is an endless cycle of war for political control. The Wheel of Fortune represents cycles and inevitable fate. Reversed, it represents a lack of control - both Alcazar and Tapioca cycle between having absolute power and no power at all. I dressed Tapioca as Anubis as a nod to the original card!

Justice - I picked Miarka to represent Justice as she and her community are wrongfully accused of crime due to being profiled. Instead of a sword she weilds the golden pair of scissors she is accused of stealing, and the gemstone representing a third eye is the Castafiore emerald. The owl, a symbol of wisdom, and the magpie from the Castafiore Emerald sit beside her.