#Alexis getty

[sainthowlzon]

[darling-solaire]

The Fall of House Solaire

[slushiepizza]

CW HORROR, BLOOD

monstrous feminine, alexis solaire if you saw this before no you did not (i fixed it)

[grilledcheezy92]

I can't stop thinking about what Alexis said at the Summit.

"And if I hadn’t [turned Sam], you never would have known him. So how about you get off your high horse and put on a smile like the rest of us."

And like.... not necessarily true. He would have been 32-33 when Darlin was 18-ish (assuming they were born the same year as the boys) and while there were a number of circumstances that led to them meeting. They could have had a chance encounter at any point.

All I'm saying is DILF Sam could have been an option if Alexis weren't such a selfish bitch.

[romirola]

Headcanons for the Solaire Clan's First Live Donation Feeding as Newborns

I'm a routine blood donor (usually platelets and plasma), but today my donation didn't happen because my veins didn't cooperate. It's not uncommon to have happen occasionally due to the apheresis process, but it's disappointing. Alas, I will try again in a few months!

Naturally, as I ice my arm, I am now thinking about the Solaire Clan as newborn vampires who are feeding for the first time at a live donation event struggling to do so. Which leads me to think about...

... Sam, who is able to stomach the thought of blood bags, let alone live feedings. By the time Vincent drags him to the event, Sam is half-starved and desperate. He's mortified to have blown his donor's vein almost immediately, and even more so to admit that he hasn't yet regained his healing ability with this new core. Sam apologizes profusely.

... Vincent, who can barely look his first donor in the eye, even though William and the donor invite him to initiate a trance as practice. At the first taste, Vincent is overcome and doesn't stop after he's taken a unit of blood. William has to yank him off as Porter helps the donor lay down.

... Alexis, who realizes that there's a part of her that craves a hunt or a chase as strongly as her core craves blood for sustenance. She's not sure if she's excited by or afraid of that part of herself.

... Porter, who can't help but interrupt the feeding every time he breathes, asking the donor, "Are you okay? Does it hurt too much? Tell me to stop if it's too much." Porter is so anxious that not two minutes later, he runs outside and vomits all the blood he just consumed.

...William, who wishes that when he was a newborn, live donation events existed. For his sake and so many other vampires'.

Find more headcanons about blood donation in the Redactedverse here!

[soup-talk]

vincent and alexis in a 'this is our get along shirt' send tweet

[romeo-the-homeo]

vincent calling alexis ‘lex’ and then she starts being more genuine w him OUGHJJJJ SHES SOFT THEYRE SIBLINGSSS THEY CARE A LITTLE BIT OUUGHHJJJJ

[chmease]

Alexis hc:

As someone who did ballet for a decade I think that before she was turned Alexis grew up going to ballet class every day and performing in shows. She definitely was casted as Odile (black swan) at least once. Even after all these years she still remembers the choreography from her favorite roles.

[moronkyne]

Flutters my eyelashes.

[p0pp3t]

sam telling alexis that he’s dating darlin now

[sainthowlzon]

The princess will see you now

[darling-solaire]

Vincent: *having a crazy intense identity crisis and simultaneously a rebellious phase*

Everyone around him:

[grilledcheezy92]

The angst potential of Darlin going to Alexis to be turned 👀

[romirola]

The Prince Shifter: A Redactedverse/Princess Bride AU (1/22)

Read the Prologue of The Prince Shifter on AO3 here!

Summary: To help Caleum wait out his first experience with Magical Depletion Syndrome, Gavin offers to read him a very special book, The Prince Shifter, a tale of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, shifters, stealths, vampires, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles!

When Alexis, Princess of Dahlia, selects commoner shifter David Shaw to be her husband, his whole world is turned upside down. Wasn’t it bad enough that his mate, Angel, was lost at sea? To make matters worse, just as David resigns to his miserable fate to marry the royal vampire, a pack of three kidnap him and his cousin. But they’re no regular kidnappers: Asher is overcoming a traumatic past, Milo is devoted to tracking down his mother’s murderer for revenge, and Sweetheart is carrying a grave secret about Dahlia's political stability. Meanwhile, a mysterious, masked stranger complicates the kidnapping and "rightfully steals" away David. Before long, everyone finds themselves in the middle of a daring adventure as they put the bonds of their love to the ultimate test.

As always, any and all feedback is welcome and cherished. Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoy!

More details under the cut!

Rating: T; WC: ~40K words across 22 chapters.

Characters: David, Angel, Asher, Babe, Milo, Sweetheart, Alexis, Quinn, Gavin, Freelancer, Caelum, Sam, Darling, Damien, Huxley, Lasko, Avior, Kody, Blake, Adam, Avior, Porter, Vincent, William, Marie, Gregory Keaton, Brachium, Morgan

Pairings: Angel/David, Asher/Babe, Milo/Sweetheart, Damien/Huxley, Sam/Darling, Freelancer/Gavin

Tags: AU, Fairytale, Romance, Love, Mate Bond, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Suspense, Adventure, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Banter, Trust, Revenge, Duels, Torture, Escapes, Chases, Kidnapping, Nonconsensual Trancing, Rescues, Found Family, Bravery, Grief, Miracles, Healing Magic, Hope, Happy Ending, True Love, Framing Narrative, Adult Language, All Listener Characters are Gender-Neutral, Pack Feels

This story should come as no surprise to anyone. The Princess Bride is one of my favorite films. I adore all things Redactedverse. It was only a matter of time. For longer than I’d like to admit, I’ve been thinking about how to blend these two wonderful pieces. I humbly offer you, dear reader, the product of those thoughts.

Shoutout to @userkatekane for graciously creating art to accompany this story, which will be linked for each chapter. Follow them for amazing art!

Shoutout to @us3rnam3-r3dact3d for being so very supportive as I drafted the fic and suggesting the use of the Dread Pirate Keaton. Follow him for more fun Redacted content!

Shoutout to William Goldman for writing the film that inspired this fic!

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[starlitangels]

Excerpt of a Fic I’ll Probably Never Finish

@zozo-01 remember the conversation we had a long time ago about Alexis meeting and later getting together with a Really Old demon? Have a vague idea on that

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Alexis sighed. “I know you’re there. Come out, Stealth!”

After a moment, a figure appeared from thin air. “I’m not a Stealth,” she said. “But I was cloaked.”

Alexis eyed the wicked horns twisting up from her head. “You’re a demon.”

The newcomer nodded. “I am.”

Alexis ran old lessons through her head. “You’re a Sadism Demon.”

“What makes you think that?”

“Your horn shape. The color of your eyes when you decloaked.”

The Sadism Demon smiled. “You’re smart.”

Alexis scoffed. “Try telling that to my clan.” She folded her arms, digging sharp nails into the skin of her arms. “Let me guess. You’re following me to get a decent meal for once?”

The Sadism Demon tilted her head to one side. She was tall—definitely over six feet—but willowy. Almost unhealthily thin. “No,” she said. “I can’t feed on your feelings.”

“The hell you can’t. I’m the Solaire Clan Hellion. The one they all call a monster.”

“You have nothing for me to feed on right now. I was following you because I’ve never felt that much deep sadness on a human before. Especially one as young as you are.”

Alexis barked a laugh. “I’m pushing eighty-five, demon.”

“My name is Ursa.”

“Hello, Ursa. I’m Alexis.”

“Pleasure to meet you. I’m over two-thousand years old.”

Alexis blinked, her mind slamming to a halt with a record scratch. “Really?”

Ursa nodded. “Yes. That’s why you are young. To me, even the oldest of your kind tend to feel young.”

“My Maker is a fourth your age.”

“Mm. Yes. A young spring chicken.”

“Alright,” Alexis grumbled. “So. Sadism Demon Ursa. What do you want with me? If you can’t feed on me—which I still have a hard time believing—you must want something.” She waved vaguely, lifting one hand before tucking it back into her folded arms.

Ursa shrugged. “There’s nothing I want. I’ve never felt sadness like yours on a human so young. I was curious.”

“I’m not human.”

“You are. Vampires often forget they are still, simply, human. With a more complex magical Core than perhaps any other. But human, nonetheless. Kept alive by the blood of others. And great amounts of magic.” Ursa hummed. “Your empowered society looks at me much more fearfully than you. You feed on their blood. I feed on their worst emotions. Ones none of the ones trying to be good like to admit to feeling.” She wiggled her fingers gracefully. “So I take them away. I take the emotions they hate most about themselves away. So that they never feel hateful or malicious again.

“But you have nothing for me to feed on. Not right now. I see great pain in your mind and your heart, but I don’t see lasting, deep malice. Most humans feel hateful and sadistic sometimes. I’m not hand-waving that away and saying you never have. But it doesn’t linger. With you. It’s not a core part of who you are. You called yourself a Hellion and said others call you a monster, but that’s not what I see in front of me.”

Alexis scoffed. “And just what do you see in front of you?”

“A lost, lonely young girl looking for fulfillment and struggling to find it.” Ursa tilted her fine eyebrows. “You want to seek happiness. But you don’t think you’ll find it. So you choose to settle for indifference.”

Alexis’ fangs poked out of her mouth. “It’s better than pain,” she spat bitterly.

Ursa hummed again. “Perhaps it’s not as different as you’d prefer. Indifference is a wall between you and what hurts you. It’s not erased. Just can’t be seen. Happiness won’t erase the pain either. But happiness can… diminish the size of the pain long enough to learn to live around it.”

“Bullsh—”

“It’s true. I’m a lot older than you, Ms. Getty. I’ve seen it happen. Plenty of times. I call it a human experience, but demons experience such things too.”

Alexis rolled her eyes. “So… what? Gonna teach me enlightenment?”

“I don’t believe I can. But, if you’d like, I can point you in the direction that leads to learning to heal yourself.”

Alexis’ silver eyes flashed in the moonlight. “I dare you to give it a shot.”

Ursa smiled. “Don’t dare a demon as old as I. You’ll always lose.”

[romeo-the-homeo]