#Alexis getty

[sainthowlzon]

[darling-solaire]

The Fall of House Solaire

[slushiepizza]

CW HORROR, BLOOD

monstrous feminine, alexis solaire if you saw this before no you did not (i fixed it)

[grilledcheezy92]

I can't stop thinking about what Alexis said at the Summit.

"And if I hadn’t [turned Sam], you never would have known him. So how about you get off your high horse and put on a smile like the rest of us."

And like.... not necessarily true. He would have been 32-33 when Darlin was 18-ish (assuming they were born the same year as the boys) and while there were a number of circumstances that led to them meeting. They could have had a chance encounter at any point.

All I'm saying is DILF Sam could have been an option if Alexis weren't such a selfish bitch.

[romirola]

Headcanons for the Solaire Clan's First Live Donation Feeding as Newborns

I'm a routine blood donor (usually platelets and plasma), but today my donation didn't happen because my veins didn't cooperate. It's not uncommon to have happen occasionally due to the apheresis process, but it's disappointing. Alas, I will try again in a few months!

Naturally, as I ice my arm, I am now thinking about the Solaire Clan as newborn vampires who are feeding for the first time at a live donation event struggling to do so. Which leads me to think about...

... Sam, who is able to stomach the thought of blood bags, let alone live feedings. By the time Vincent drags him to the event, Sam is half-starved and desperate. He's mortified to have blown his donor's vein almost immediately, and even more so to admit that he hasn't yet regained his healing ability with this new core. Sam apologizes profusely.

... Vincent, who can barely look his first donor in the eye, even though William and the donor invite him to initiate a trance as practice. At the first taste, Vincent is overcome and doesn't stop after he's taken a unit of blood. William has to yank him off as Porter helps the donor lay down.

... Alexis, who realizes that there's a part of her that craves a hunt or a chase as strongly as her core craves blood for sustenance. She's not sure if she's excited by or afraid of that part of herself.

... Porter, who can't help but interrupt the feeding every time he breathes, asking the donor, "Are you okay? Does it hurt too much? Tell me to stop if it's too much." Porter is so anxious that not two minutes later, he runs outside and vomits all the blood he just consumed.

...William, who wishes that when he was a newborn, live donation events existed. For his sake and so many other vampires'.

Find more headcanons about blood donation in the Redactedverse here!

[soup-talk]

vincent and alexis in a 'this is our get along shirt' send tweet

[romeo-the-homeo]

vincent calling alexis ‘lex’ and then she starts being more genuine w him OUGHJJJJ SHES SOFT THEYRE SIBLINGSSS THEY CARE A LITTLE BIT OUUGHHJJJJ

[chmease]

Alexis hc:

As someone who did ballet for a decade I think that before she was turned Alexis grew up going to ballet class every day and performing in shows. She definitely was casted as Odile (black swan) at least once. Even after all these years she still remembers the choreography from her favorite roles.

[moronkyne]

Flutters my eyelashes.

[hellodaekko]

REDACTED COUPLES AS SONGS TEEHEE

some of these have stronger associations than others, there are plenty I couldn't decide on so some folks have a couple songs! NOT EVERY COUPLE IS INCLUDED, I forgot a few I know that!! this list includes mostly of my favs & some I find uber interesting to think abt narratively!!!! and ofc spoiler warning for everything ever always

avior/starlight: my love mine all mine - mitski lovely/vincent: old fashioned - bruno major sweetheart/milo: finesse - bruno mars david/angel: bloom - the paper kites dear/lasko: sunflower - rex orange county yan!ivan/captive!baby: the dreamer - amigo the devil flyboi!ivan/baby: dizzy on the comedown - turnover highschool!blake/highschool!bestie: 21 - gracie abrams current blake/bestie: running up that hill - kate bush sam/darlin: FRANCESCA - HOZIER quinn/darlin: hell & you - amigo the devil asher/babe: melting - kali uchis morgan/seer obscura: NO CHOIR - FLORENCE + THE MACHINE pre-break geordi/cutie: the only heartbreaker - mitski current geordi/cutie: ARMS UNFOLDING - DODIE elliot/sunshine: sure thing - miguel, die with a smile - bruno mars & lady gaga porter/treasure: im your man - mitski james/spouse: i will - mitski sam/alexis: yeah yeah yeah (v2) - jack conte hush/doc: human - dodie warden/vega: Ma Meilleure Ennemie - stromae, pomme revival! vega/warden: who is she? - I monster marcus/the asset: hollow - cloudeater anton/love (? is that their nickname?): our love - curtis harding, jazmine sullivan if there are characters I didn't include that u want songs for just send me an ask :3c

[stardreamers25]

I know this little chapel (on the boulevard)

“Alexis. You promised me you’d behave.”

“Mm, did I? That doesn’t sound like me. Maybe we should take you to the vet to get your ears checked.”

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Here's the Secret Santa Gift I did for @autisticempathydaemon for the Holiday Exchange we did. It's based on their fic for Christian and Alexis that they did (give it a read! They write amazing work!)!

I'm glad that you love it! Happy holidays and I also hope you're having a great New Year!

[darling-solaire]

“Family looks out for eachother” oh their messed up family means the world to me I wish I could dissect them

[p0pp3t]

sam telling alexis that he’s dating darlin now

[grilledcheezy92]

The angst potential of Darlin going to Alexis to be turned 👀

[romirola]

The Prince Shifter: A Redactedverse/Princess Bride AU (1/22)

Read the Prologue of The Prince Shifter on AO3 here!

Summary: To help Caleum wait out his first experience with Magical Depletion Syndrome, Gavin offers to read him a very special book, The Prince Shifter, a tale of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, shifters, stealths, vampires, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles!

When Alexis, Princess of Dahlia, selects commoner shifter David Shaw to be her husband, his whole world is turned upside down. Wasn’t it bad enough that his mate, Angel, was lost at sea? To make matters worse, just as David resigns to his miserable fate to marry the royal vampire, a pack of three kidnap him and his cousin. But they’re no regular kidnappers: Asher is overcoming a traumatic past, Milo is devoted to tracking down his mother’s murderer for revenge, and Sweetheart is carrying a grave secret about Dahlia's political stability. Meanwhile, a mysterious, masked stranger complicates the kidnapping and "rightfully steals" away David. Before long, everyone finds themselves in the middle of a daring adventure as they put the bonds of their love to the ultimate test.

As always, any and all feedback is welcome and cherished. Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoy!

More details under the cut!

Rating: T; WC: ~40K words across 22 chapters.

Characters: David, Angel, Asher, Babe, Milo, Sweetheart, Alexis, Quinn, Gavin, Freelancer, Caelum, Sam, Darling, Damien, Huxley, Lasko, Avior, Kody, Blake, Adam, Avior, Porter, Vincent, William, Marie, Gregory Keaton, Brachium, Morgan

Pairings: Angel/David, Asher/Babe, Milo/Sweetheart, Damien/Huxley, Sam/Darling, Freelancer/Gavin

Tags: AU, Fairytale, Romance, Love, Mate Bond, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Suspense, Adventure, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Banter, Trust, Revenge, Duels, Torture, Escapes, Chases, Kidnapping, Nonconsensual Trancing, Rescues, Found Family, Bravery, Grief, Miracles, Healing Magic, Hope, Happy Ending, True Love, Framing Narrative, Adult Language, All Listener Characters are Gender-Neutral, Pack Feels

This story should come as no surprise to anyone. The Princess Bride is one of my favorite films. I adore all things Redactedverse. It was only a matter of time. For longer than I’d like to admit, I’ve been thinking about how to blend these two wonderful pieces. I humbly offer you, dear reader, the product of those thoughts.

Shoutout to @userkatekane for graciously creating art to accompany this story, which will be linked for each chapter. Follow them for amazing art!

Shoutout to @us3rnam3-r3dact3d for being so very supportive as I drafted the fic and suggesting the use of the Dread Pirate Keaton. Follow him for more fun Redacted content!

Shoutout to William Goldman for writing the film that inspired this fic!

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[sainthowlzon]

The princess will see you now