#AleTheo

[quincyhorst]

I'd like to call this...

"Tumblr Textposts (And one tweet) but its with my very specific FFI headcanons"

More parts to follow.

Bonus:

[maisonfleurant]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: RALPH LAUREN GATHERED V-NECK METALLIC GOLD SLEEVELESS GOWN SIZE 6.

[aletheoseberlain]

I woke up at around 4:30, with a song in my head. So I had to write it down quickly before it went away.

[queenfredegund]

MEROVINGIAN REGINAE | Beretrudis Regina († 619)

Chief wife of Chlothacar II Rex, to whom she bore at least two sons, Dagobert I Rex and the unnamed Prince C Rex, and perhaps a daughter, Bertha II Regina (if the woman is really a royal daughter like some historians think so). According to Fredegar, she was his most beloved consort.

“Bertedrudis regina, mater Dagoberti, [...] quam unico amore Chlotharius dilexerat [...].

[...] the queen Bertrude, mother of Dagobert, whom Chlothar had loved with a unique love.”

Gesta Dagob., c. 5. De morte matris Dagoberti

Her origin is uncertained, but based on a later fragment saying that Dagobert was a parent of the Maior Palatii Erchinoald through his mother’s side, she could have been the sister of Gariberga, mother of Erchinoald, and thus the daughter of the patricius Richomer, a burgundian aristocrat.

“Post discessum Aegane Erchynoaldus maior domus, qui consanguaeneus fuerat de genetrici Dagoberto, maior domi palacium Chlodouiae effecetur.

After Aega’s death, the mayor domus Erchinoald, who was from Dagobert’s mother’s family, became mayor of the palace under Clovis.”

Chron, IV, 84. De inicium ascinsus Erchynoaldo maiorem domo

As Chlothacar’s wife, she may have lived in Parisius (Paris), Sexonas (Soissons), Clippiacum (Clichy) and other cities of the regnum. According to Fredegar, she was very popular among the nobiles, who praised her for being a gentle and sensible woman.

“[...] omnes leudis bonitate eius cernentes uehementer amauerant .

[...] all the leudes, who were aware of her kindness, had loved her dearly.”

Chron, IV, 46. De morte Bertrude regini

In 614, she was accompanying Chlothacar on a royal travel in the Austrasian part of the regnum, in the villa of Marilegio (Marlenheim). There, she received in audience the bishop Leudemund, who tried to convince her of taking a part in a conspiration led by the patricius Aletheus, in order to dethrone and kill Chlothacar. But she firmly opposed to the project, and eventually had it exposed, leading Aletheus to be killed for treason.

“Leudemundus quidem episcopus Seduninsis ad Bertetrudem reginam ueniens, sigricius consilio Aletheo patricio uerba ignominiosa dixit, quod Chlotharius eodem anno omnimodis migraret de seculo, ut thinsauris quantum potebat secretisseme ad Sidonis suam ciuitatem transferrit, eo quod esse locum tutissimum : Aletheos esset paratus suam relinquens uxorem Bettethrudem reginam acceperit ; eo quod esset regio genere de Burgundionibus, ipse post Chlotharium possit regnum adsumere. Regina Beretrudis cum haec audisset, uerens ne ueritatem subsisterit lacrimas prorumpens abiit in cobiculum. [...] Chlotharius Masolaco uilla cum procerebus resedens Aletheum ad se uenire precepit. Huius consilium iniquissimum conpertum est : gladium trucidare iussit.

In any case, Leudemond, bishop of Sion, went to Queen Bertetrude. In secret, on the advice of Patrice Alethius, he made ignoble remarks: that, Chlothar would not spend the year; that she had to secretly send all she could of the treasures to his city of Sion, which was a very safe place; that Alethius was ready to take Queen Bertetrude for his wife and to leave his own wife; that since Burgundian royal blood was flowing in his veins, he could succeed to Chlothar on the throne. Queen Bertetrude, after hearing these words, feared that this was true; she burst into tears and retired to her room. [...] [Chlothar] ordered Alethius to come find him. As his criminal plan was exposed, he ordered him to perish by the sword.”

Chron, IV, 44. De Leudemundo episcopo et Bertrude regina

She died in 619 and was buried in the Basilica Sainte-Croix-et-Saint-Vincent, in the actual St-Germain-des-Prés Abbey, where the emplacement of her grave is marked by a 13th-century gisant. According to the sources, she was publicly mourned by the rex and deeply missed by the court. After her death, she was replaced in her duties by a secondary consort, Sichildis Regina.

“Post cuius obitum Chlotharius rex aliam accepit uxorem nomine Sichildem, de qua habuit filium nomine Hairbetum.

Following her death, Chlothar took an other wife, named Sichilde, whose gave him a son named Charibert.”

Gesta Dagob., c. 5. De morte matris Dagoberti

[blackvelvet-main]

hey aletheo, youre a beautiful human (hopefully) and anyone who says otherwise will meet my fist

Omg wait this means so much to me! This is so sweet (and the euphoria I just got is ETHEREAL thank you)

[kikiouki]

aletheo thundergliderhame

[gottagolisten]

SUNNYHILL - SHARE NO CARE Prod. by ALETHEO

[phoenix1966sbottom]

Jared/Sam in space...as always, heed the warnings where the story is hosted.

Of All the Planets in the Galaxy by novaberry on squidge.com. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Jensen's a mercenary (in space) and Jared's a missionary (in space), and I think that this probably reads like a cheesy romance novel.  (no penetrative sex) 

Space He Needs to Breathe by hunters_retreat on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Jared's life was going no where fast until the day he landed himself on the RLS Beauty. With nothing to lose, he follows an old sailor out to space, but what happens when Jared gets caught between the disapproval of Jeff and the murderous temper of Captain Ackles? How is he supposed to clear his head and find his own path, when he's torn between proving himself and obeying the Captain's every order?

Objects in Space by storyspinner70 on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  All Jared needed was a ride. What he ended up with was a hell of a lot more.

The Brother Zone by lyrk (s_k) on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jared is involved in a disaster in space, and Jensen is his supervisor. I added the backstory of them being foster brothers when they were young. (no penetrative sex)

Ride ‘verse by ashtraythief on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Jensen picks Jared up from the tiny planet he was living on. There's not much plot, it's just porn in space.

It Takes ‘verse by compo67. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  This is an AU where humans are split in two categories: powerful, dominant Masters and submissive, fertile breeders. First breeders and second breeders occupy each household in a precarious balance. This is Jared's household and his story. (Warning: contains mpreg)

The Hunt for Blue Unity by zubeneschamali on Livejournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jared is pretty sure Jensen wants to defect to Mars…or blow him up. (no penetrative sex)

Home is Where the Heart Is… by JCRGirl on A03. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU/Firefly Crossover. WIP. Jensen is Captain of the smuggling ship Persephone. Along with his rag-tag crew he flies through the black enjoying the simple freedom that the Alliance can’t take from him. He likes the uncomplicated life, until a man boards his ship with a strange crate. Also, I did a series of manips for it. You can find them at my Livejournal account here.

Forced Entry by virtualpersonal on A03. Sam/Dean. Wincest. Captain Winchester doesn’t like people messing around in his mind. He’s had some run-ins with telepaths and he hates them all. Too bad he’s been paired up to work with Sam Wesson, one of the highest rated Telepaths in the Tel Unit.

I Will Follow You by hunters_retreat on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  He did notice, as he’d turned, the way Jensen had licked his lips as he let his eyes trail over Jared one more time.  It may not mean anything.  It might mean everything.

The Adventure Series by hunters_retreat on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen and Jared are part of a specialized military force. Some of their teammates were regular humans who had just screwed up bad enough that juvenile detention wasn’t enough anymore. Some of them were too poor to have another choice and signed their lives away at a chance to give their families the paycheck that active service would bring them. Others, like Padalecki – and Jensen - were throwbacks; people with animal biology and animalistic tendencies that needed to be culled from the general population.

For Years by hunters_retreat on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.   Jared has been alone for years.  Or has he?

Flame and Ice by hunters_retreat on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  written for the salt_burn_porn challenge!  The prompt was freezing cold

As Promised by hunters_retreat on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  You promised you’d always come home.  I promised to be here and I am, Jensen.  I’m still waiting.  So you do your thing. (no penetrative sex)

About My Cargo by hunters_retreat on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Theirs was a rivalry long established and -when Jared was being honest with himself - much anticipated. (no penetrative sex)

Never in a Million Earth-Years by zubeneschamali on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Freakiness like this was exactly why Jensen never ventured out of the shuttlecraft and onto a strange planet's surface. (part of a series and I cannot guarantee the other parts stay bottom-ish!Jared). 

War is Over by zubeneschamali on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Thrust into leadership when his commanding officer is killed in battle, Jensen must offer the Akkadians' surrender to Corona, the rival planet his family used to rule. To make matters worse, his new Commander in Chief orders him to work with her son, someone he knew in a much simpler time. But the mission is critical: protecting the people of Akkad and Corona alike from an imminent sunstorm that threatens to finish what the war started.Jared was raised to resent the Akkadians, having experienced their unfair rule for all of his life. It's been a long, hard struggle, but at last the Coronans are victorious. But as Jared learns more about what actually happened during the war, seeing with his own eyes what was done, he starts to question their victory. As he and Commander Ackles prepare for the deadly solar flares, Jared learns that the conflict he was proud to win was more complicated than he thought—and that for some people, the war isn't over yet.

Chasing Darkness by ashtraythief on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Discharged from the military after the war and unable to find a regular job, Jensen and Dani end up on JD’s mining planet Wora. It’s one of the most hostile environments in the Old Galaxy, but the pay is astronomical. The job sounds easy enough: protect the miners. While battling the demons of his past, Jensen meets Jared, a beautiful, sought after companion, who is isolated by his own secrets. Jared had come to Wora, dragged by Chad, with the need to make some serious money. It doesn’t take Jensen long to figure out Jared’s secret and he has to decide how much he’s willing to risk to protect him.

Busy Being Born by LadyAmarra on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Unrelated Wincest AU. In 2210, most of the known Galaxy is part of Colonial territory. Society has advanced far beyond its keenest dreams, but male Omegas are still treated as basically worthless and hidden away by their families. For the longest time, Dean Winchester thinks he is just that: a useless Omega whose only purpose in life is to keep his uncle Bobby’s junk-freighter working while his father tries to find the raiders responsible for Mary’s death. But anything changes after Dean, desperate and unhappy with his existence, tries unsuccessfully to kill himself – suddenly he has to face a new world far away from his father and uncle, a new group of people who want only the best for him, but most of all, he has to come to grips with the fact that he has never truly been an Omega but a subdued Alpha all along. (Dean-centric, no penetrative sex)

Terraform by james on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen works for the Terraformation Department, monitoring a planet almost ready for settlement. Jared is a bartender new to the station, who decides to make Jensen his own personal project. Will he succeed, or is Jared hiding a more sinister purpose? And with Jensen's own secrets to hide, will it ultimately matter? (Jensen-centric, no penetrative sex)

Deja Vu by Zara_Zee on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Dean Winchester has a pretty sweet life. He works in construction; he married his long-time girlfriend, Carmen, straight out of high school; and he’s almost paid off a basic apartment in the Middle District. He may never have left his home district, let alone his home planet, but he’s happy… more-or-less.So why does he keep dreaming about the red wastelands of Mars? Why does he know more about the Martian Resistance than he has any right to? And who do the long, long legs and decidedly male butt that have him waking up achingly hard every morning belong to?Maybe Dean just needs a holiday? He couldn’t afford a real one, of course, but maybe he could go to Déjà Vu and get the memories of a holiday implanted; get Mars out of his system.Of course, that’s when the trouble really starts.

Between Stars by lualan on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Best friends Jared and Jensen have been working as a smuggling team for years now on their little spaceship Rosie, slipping under the radar of the law and lawless alike. It's a good life--well, as good as smuggling gets, anyway. Then Jensen's arranged fiance Danneel shows up and joins the crew, turning things upside down, and Jared's forced to reevaluate how he feels about Jensen. After that, it gets complicated and dangerous: bounty hunters, a rebellion, kidnapping, and an impossible rescue attempt. Will Jared, Jensen, and Danneel make it out of this mess intact? Takes inspiration from Star Wars, Firefly, and Star Trek. (the sex is ambiguous)

Falling With Style by Fiercelynormal on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Sheriff JensenTM has always been his boy’s favorite toy. When Spaceman JaredTM arrives one fateful birthday, Jensen’s world is turned upside down. (no penetrative sex)

Light by Cha on sinful-desire. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Based on the film Sunshine. In a future where the sun is dying, Jared and Jensen are part of a potential one-way-mission to save the earth.  (no penetrative sex)

A Stranger’s Love by envious_ema on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  Regent Prince Jared Padalecki was forced to Marry Captain Jensen Ackles by his father, but he's not going down so easily, oh no, he's a fucking Prince Damn it! Yes he had a brutish father, crazy siblings and really embarrassing friends but he was going to show Ackles exactly who he married. What Jared hadn't counted on was falling in love with his own husband!

The Gemini Chronicles by aletheo on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  In the three-thousand years after Terra, humanity flourished in a Golden Age of prosperity and happiness. Until the silicates. With no means to communicate, no method for diplomacy, mankind fought back against the onslaught with all they had, but they were slowly losing the war. On the brink of extinction, man's greatest hope lies with two young men whose extraordinary abilities have shockingly and violently awoken. (warning: It has been a long time since I read these two. I think it is only bottom!Jared, but I don’t remember if there is switching)

And I’m going to put a few behind the cut, since they involve switching.

Put Your Ray Gun to my Head by eugara on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest AU.  Sam and Dean Winchester are bounty hunters with nothing more to their name than an outmoded Impala-class junker and a shoddily-repurposed government android. But when a slip-up during a case leaves Sam with 48 hours before he turns into a bloodthirsty killing machine, the brothers are pulled into a twisted conspiracy that will test not only the strength of their love for each other…but the very meaning of free will itself.

Sharp Teeth by meus_venator on AO3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  After being kidnapped from Earth by galactic slavers, mechanic Jensen Ackles is taken to a foreign world where he is put into service as a sex slave. While serving at a royal ball, he catches the interest of the prince’s chief strategist. Now it is a question of dominance as he and his master struggle to find out who is the slave and who is the master.

Some Like it Hot by Brimstone, virtualpersonal on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Unrelated Wincest AU.  Rebel fighter Dean gets more than he bargained for when he steals a starship only to find out he isn’t alone. How will he deal with a Maldevian youth in heat?

The Winning Scenario by Brimstone, virtualpersonal on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Unrelated Wincest AU.  Disguised as a merchant during an information gathering mission on a gaming and pleasure station, Captain Dean hits the jackpot. Surprised to learn his winnings include a night with a pleasure slave, he is ready to reject the slave's services until he learns that the slave is human. There is no way he will leave one of his kind behind, no way. The pleasure slave, Sam, has his own secrets. Cylon torture and conditioning to make him a suitable commodity for the slave trade has left him with half memories, nightmares and psychological problems. If he knew Dean was a colonial warrior, there is no way he would leave with Dean and no way he would go anywhere near Dean's destination, the Battlestar Galactica.

[4thevalley-blog]

(☋ EMO FRUITS ☋)

You can almost feel what Emo Fruits is feeling when listening to this song. One of my top two favorites from his of 2018. I can’t even write because I get so into this song and my ears distract my fingers. If I’m going to be 100 on these posts then I have to say that when the time comes for me to kill myself, I will be listening to this song screaming tonight is the night. It’s so beautiful, Emo Fruits is beautiful.. he deserves to be on stage listening to all of us sing this song for him.

myemofruit / emofruits / emo fruits / act a fool music

[denny1416]

[trickyficster]

Gemini Ecliptic

Author name: aletheo

Artist name: inanna-maat

Genre: rps, slash, au, sci-fi, powers

Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padelecki, among others

Rating: Hard R

Word count: 96,000

Summary The battle high above the Academy brought Gemini into the public eye, but now they find themselves in the midst of a game of mystery and danger. As their abilities continue to develop at a shocking pace, new threats emerge from unexpected places. As they struggle to finally give humanity the edge in a war of extinction, shadows threaten to eclipse them and their allies, both old and new.

Sequel to Gemini Rising

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[blackvelvet-main]

Can we please just talk about my identity crisis for a moment💀💀

Okay, so since coming to terms that I’m transmasc, I’ve been going by the name Jenesis because it’s a play on my deadname and I could keep Jae as my nickname and chill with having a J name along with all of my brothers. But. Aletheo pulled me in, so please; my name is Aletheo Jae, you can call me Jae, Jenesis, Theo, anything along those lines really. Thank you so much🥺🖤

[trickyficster]

Gemini Rising

Author name:  aletheo  Artist name:  5rin9  Genre: RPS AU, Sci-Fi Pairing: Jared/Jensen Rating: NC-17 Word count: 107,700 words Summary: In the three-thousand years after Terra, humanity flourished in a Golden Age of prosperity and happiness. Until the silicates. No means to communicate, no method for diplomacy, mankind fought back against the onslaught with all they had, but they were slowly losing the war. At the brink of extinction, man's greatest hope lies with two young men who's extraordinary abilities have shockingly and violently awoken. 

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