#Ah so this is the origin of the one braincell

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The Stupidest Things In Netflix's Avatar The Last Airbender: A List

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a whiny rant from someone who has dedicated far too many of their already limited number of braincells to atla i know it's just a tv show but come on this is what tumblr is for let me whine

For your consideration, with many spoilers:

5. Katara Being Smug After Kicking Jet's Ass

In the original, Katara is betrayed by Jet. You can feel the raw emotion in the words "I trusted you! You're sick, and I trusted you!" immediately followed by her concern for the innocent people Jet has seemingly murdered. It's not a triumph, it's a wound, and the next time she sees Jet, her first reaction is "kill on sight".

This is great. It's heartwrenching, it's humanizing, and Katara using violence against Jet isn't a victory for her. It's just pain.

In the live action, Katara very mildly chastises Jet for trying to kill innocent people, which is... an interesting characterization for her, to say the least. Jet then tries to grab her, immediately followed by Katara throwing him and freezing him. She then just tells him goodbye. Her tone is placid, almost unaffected.

And then Jet says "Look at the power you have. That's because of me!"

Katara: "That wasn't you. That was me."

And then she strides off with a small smile, and that's the end of that. Sokka and Aang are not present. It's an incredibly hokey moment that's meant to emulate the style of feminine empowerment, but it has none of the substance. It glosses over any human feelings of hurt and betrayal. All that the it ends up doing is removing a story beat for Katara.

4. The Badgermoles

"They're blind! They sense feelings and react to them! Anger, fear... but mostly love."

Katara and Sokka hold hands in a cave and it makes the badgermole stop attacking them.

The blind badgermoles. Navigate by... love.

Yeah.

Do I need to say anything? Can we all see (pun intended) how stupid that is?

3. Bumi Makes Aang Choose Between Killing Him Or Letting Himself Die To Make The Dumbest Point Imaginable

Remember Bumi? Aang's old friend, a fun, kooky king? Well, here he's an actual fucking psychopath.

He collapses part of the roof onto Aang, and Aang holds it up with airbending. Another part of the roof collapses on Bumi, and Bumi just... shrugs his shoulders, fully intending to die. Aang holds that one up as well, and Bumi, instead of helping, makes the dumbest fucking point I've ever heard about "making tough choices", and urges Aang to let the boulder crush him.

Again. Bumi, the fun, wise king, wants Aang to kill him.

The situation is defused by Katara freezing a little strip on the floor so that Sokka can very slowly slide on it and tackle Bumi to safety. I can not emphasize how slow his slide is. Running would have been faster. Bumi has time to look at him and say "Huh?" as Sokka slowly slides across the floor. Oh, yeah, they were led onto the scene by the love-sensing badgermoles.

Then it's Aang's turn to be dumb. He says "you CAN rely on your friends" and hands Bumi a friendship rock. Bumi is pacified for now, but there is no telling when his next Saw trap will activate.

This made me actually feel bad. I just. I kept expecting for it to turn into a secret lesson, like Bumi in the original show, but it never did. Bumi's just a spiteful psychopath who is easily swayed by the gifting of rocks.

2. Koh The Face-Stealer Has A Backstory Now

Why? Mother of Faces? What? No.

No.

Iroh Is Intimidated By Zhao, And Then He Kills Zhao

Ah, Live Action Iroh. The most ineffectual man on the planet.

So, Zhao has the Moon Koi in a bag, and is ready to stab it with his special stabbing implement. Iroh is standing right behind him. RIGHT BEHIND HIM. Iroh has been there the whole time. Iroh does not want Zhao to kill the fish.

Iroh says: "Whatever you do to that spirit, I'll unleash on you tenfold!"

Remember how in the original, where that was like a big, shocking moment that he got angry? And how Zhao immediately let go of the fish, only to then have his anger get the best of him? How Zhao attacked the spirit by surprise?

Well, here it's a little different. For one, like I already said, Iroh doesn't come in suddenly, he sort of gets bullied into looking for the spirit by Zhao. Then he looks for the spirit, and after Zhao finds it, then he decides that he really has a problem with killing the spirit. He did protest before, but then he kind of just caved and helped anyways.

He threatens Zhao, and Zhao just... brushes him off. "Spare me your empty threats." Then the firebenders next to Iroh sort of... glower at him menacingly, and Iroh looks worried.

Zhao offers Iroh a place at his side once he becomes Fire Lord, which, uh? Okay. Fine. I actually don't have a problem with Zhao wanting to be Fire Lord, that seems to be entirely on brand for him, but everything he does to get to that goal is just stupid.

Aang arrives, they talk, Aang says "I don't matter", and then Iroh, who has sidled past the Glowering Firebenders Who Do Nothing Else, shoots the fish out of Zhao's hands. And then, as Zhao is on the ground, reaching for the fish with his special stabbing implement, Iroh forgets that he can shoot fire out of his hands, and lets Zhao stab the fish.

AND THEN Iroh, who literally stood by two different times and let Zhao kill the fish, decides to kick everyone's ass. And the Glowering Firebenders do nothing. One of them just stands in the background. Iroh doesn't even attack that guy.

In the original, Iroh immediately leaps into action after Zhao kills the spirit by means of surprise attack, takes out Zhao's guards in about a second, and Zhao escapes.

Here, he doesn't do anything at first except help Zhao find the spirit he doesn't want to see killed, then back down, then do something, then back down again, then do something again, then forget that he can do anything, and then he does something again.

It's just... so dumb. (So dumb it's brilliant!) No! It's just dumb!

And then, fifteen minutes later, after Zuko has dueled Zhao, Iroh kills him. Iroh just barbecues him by striking him from behind. Gee, Iroh, if you were willing to do that, why not just do it when Zhao was holding the fish?

Dishonorable mentions:

The fact that all of the actors fit their characters so well and have some great moments, but the show just doesn't support their performances at all. I feel so bad for all of them, being robbed of a chance to shine by some truly awful writing, editing and direction

The Ocean Spirit making Godzilla noises

June flirting with Iroh (didn't they say that they wanted to remove iffy stuff from the original? Well, that whole thing was iffy in the original. Why didn't you cut it entirely?)

Zuko doing the jazz hands to charge an attack

All the clunky and unnecessary exposition (for example: after Aang turns into the Ocean Spirit, Yue immediately turns to Sokka and narrates that Aang has turned into the Ocean Spirit, for almost 30 seconds)

The fact that Aang can only communicate with each Avatar at their shrines

The Ice Moon

The Cabbage Man literally turning to shout his line to the heavens while fire rages around him

The Secret Tunnel song being shoehorned in for no reason

Iroh's entire backstory being shoehorned in for no reason

Ozai being a caring dad actually

Zuko being shocked that Ozai prefers Azula

Gran Gran's speech

The fact that they showed Gyatso being killed by Sozin (literally nobody needed a big action scene, because that's what it was, predicated entirely on the genocide of the Air Nomads)

And finally, the fact that Sokka and Yue's reason for going to the Spirit Oasis is that Momo was fatally injured.

[anomaly-076]

If the tkdb ghouls were the whb devils, who do you think would be who?

If Tkdb boys were WHB demons

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♦ Ooh a fun concept! ^^ *rolls up sleeves*

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Jin

Jin is an absolute Belphegor with the whole 'leave me alone I'm sleeping thing'

Plus he has his trusty servant to take care of everything

Tohma

For the same reason I'm gonna say Tohma is pretty much Beleth

A trusty servant taking on the responsibilities of leading the kingdom/house

Lucas

Okay, not a devil, but I'm gonna say Minhyeok

Our trusty childhood friend who's all prim and proper

And him and Ppyong are amazing besties just like Lucas and Kaito

Kaito

To simply put it: Kaito is an idiot

Kinda like Ppyong, who mostly says stuff that make you wonder if there's a single braincell happening (doesn't matter, he's my son either way)

They both also see themselves at a prince in a shining armor

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Alan

Rarely talks, doesn't really show much emotions...

That sounds like Zagan to me!

Another thing they have in common is their interest in working out

Leo

*sigh* this might be controversial, but I don't hate Leo

Otherwise I'd hate to assign him one of my favorites: Paimon

They're both these cheery and cutesy social media fiends

To be fair: Paimon is a bit controversial too

In a way that there was a bit of drama bc regarding people's HCs (one person was hypocritical about them not adhering to canon)

Sho

Bike boy Sho gets a bike boy Amy

They're both pretty chill despite coming off as a meanie at first

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Haku

Our ever-so-cheery Haku can be no other than babyboy Gamigin

They're both so energetic and adorable ^^

Towa

This is more based on my personal HC, but Morax strikes me as the type to be able to talk to plants/animals and to attract them

Both our boys are on the quiet side and morax is definitely the romantic type too

Ren

In the original design, Gusion was made out to be a gamer in a onesie and so I HC that it was his "teenage" phase he hasn't grown out of and only chooses to dress more mature

They both would absolutely love to have a movie/gaming marathon with MC

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Taiga

Ah, guns ablazing

Stolas has a bit of a short fuse and likes to fire two of his thompsons

I kinda wanna see these two on a shooting range now

Romeo

With Romeo's obsession with meeting deadline money goals, Bimet is the absolute perfect equivalent

We even had an event where some of his money went missing and he threw such a bad temper tantrum

Ritsu

This one is kinda hard...

I don't think there is a demon that would be similar to Ritsu..

Oh, but we do have Bael who is constantly doing paperwork instead of Beelzebub, who's always gone

And Bael is constantly sending all the other nobles out to chase him down

Just like Ritsu constantly bothers Taiga and Romeo with his lawyer roleplay

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Subaru

Subaru as the pretty boy he is gets another pretty boy, Foras

According his idiosyncrasy, Foras is the prettiest demon in Hell so much so even his king, Leviathan, gets jealous

Haku

Personality vise I don't think we have a demon to match Haku, but the spiritual vibe he has reminds me of Buer

Buer gives me the vibe of some temple priest/spiritual healer

Zenji

Zenji is another one who's kinda hard to find a demon for

There isn't really an artist/writer type of demon

So maybe... Astaroth?

Astaroth finds pleasure in corrupting people with his words, just like Zejni wants to spread his poems and songs

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Edward

Old man

Just like Lucifer

I can imagine them sitting in Lucifer's greenhouse and relaxing together

Rui

Another one I wanna say Astaroth about?

Rui is a flirt, just like Astaroth

Plus the whole bar thing matches the corruption thing really well

I once even wrote Astaroth as someone you don't want to watch over the alcohol on a party

Lyca

This one is kinda obvious: Naberius

Since he can turn into Cerberus while angry and they're both precious

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Yuri

Yuri gives strong Agares vibes withe way he thinks everything revolves around him

They're both full of themselves and have a faithful sidekick

Jiro

Gentle giant ♥

Okay, Marbas isn't as gentle (if even), but they're both precious big medic boys

I can even imagine Marbas waving a chainsaw around

If he wan't for the safety of everyone tied up

[nitewrighter]

Your CatBat fic inspired me, so... a headcanon: Selina Kyle is a natural redhead. When she makes particularly ill-advised decisions, Bruce (or one of the other Batfam) make Ginger Cat braincell jokes. Damian: "Father? Where is Selina?" Bruce: "She tried to rob Maroni's vault with no prep. I'm going to get her." D: "Ah. I see someone else was holding the Brain Cell today." B: "Damian." D: "Sorry, Father." Two minutes before: Oracle: "B, this is Oracle. Chatter says Maroni caught someone trying to break into the vault. Sounds like Catwoman." B: "Dammit, someone else must have had the brain cell."

I mean, for me, my Catwoman's hair will always be either dark brown-to-black , though I do have a soft spot for Blonde Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer and Batman: TAS catwoman).

Like--

She's literally so unserious.

She is doing this because she needs enrichment!!

If you go back to the original Bob Kane commentary on the development of Catwoman, it's very standard-fare 1940's misogyny (It's like straight up "She's a cat because cats and women are duplicitous and I don't trust them and I have no female friends!") It's kind of nice that as the character has developed over the years, that she's not only gotten a lot more sympathy, but her character's gotten more humor as well.

No one:

Selina Kyle:

[toyouhellohowareyou]

Here's your ⭐

Director's cut!

Okay, so I pestered Dark to pick a fic and we're going with

Mandatory Puppy Pile

So let's get to it.

So Depletion was the first fic of @somer-writes I can remember reading. Halfway through reading I started leaving dumbass comments and getting dumbass replies.

Depletion is about the Chain being so damn hurt and exhausted and filthy they're all ready to strangle each other. Twilight, in his sleep deprived state, drags everyone together while they're sleeping despite the fact some of them very much want to not be around anyone else right now, and waking up to find you've been moved is a bit not good.

The Gang Discuss ✨Consent✨

The non-consensual puppy pile joke was born somewhere in the comments there, and eventually I had enough material to do something with it, it was also a couple of weeks after Somer's birthday and Skip (hi Skip!) had gotten us on a server together by this point. The fic summary is almost word for word the first thing I said about it in the chat.

This thing went through a lot of names, the original was Non-Consensual Puppy Pile, but it was also 'enforced', and 'compulsory' in various versions. Title change to avoid misunderstanding lol.

This one's kinda hard to breakdown because it's comedy lol. This is the funniest thing I've got published for sure. It's my second most popular by most metrics after Moon Pearls.

Okay!

The reason I did most things is "because I thought it'd be funny"

Fake out intro? 'cause I thought it'd be funny.

Four's the main narrator as I needed someone who was going to observe without getting involved in things too much and I was comfortable writing him.

Wars is the main secondary because somer ships 'em lol.

I mostly plotted this cackling to myself in my car during my commute.

The boys are jetlaggedddddddd. I couldn't use the word 'jetlag' but that's what it was.

Sky is sleeping because it's in character and cuts down the number of characters. Similar to Time faking it, the man cannot be fucked with this. He is eepy, let him rest.

Wars thinks being boring when it’s perfectly acceptable to be losing your shit is what makes you an adult. He's not entirely wrong though.

Legend tries to escape by playing fetch. There's a 'Legend tries to make fetch happen' tag no one has ever commented on but I like it.

“LEGEND TURNED INTO A RABBIT!” wails Wind.

Legend looks at himself, looks at them, runs some calculation in his head, then joins in the wailing, “TWILIGHT CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO RABBITS!” Legend immediately throwing Twi under a bus to protect his secret. The gang now believe Twilight can turn people into rabbits. This is never questioned.

Twi refusing to stop staring at Wars as he tries to take a leak and everyone giggling about it. I have no excuse.

TWILIGHT POV This was fun and is most people's fav bit. He's a good boy mmmk? He's a good provider. He loves them so much. This was the original premise. He's such a dumbass, I love you wolfbrain Twi.

He leaps on it, sinking his teeth into the back of its neck. His teeth are so bad at this today! He picks up a rock and hits it many times. So noisy! But it works! I love this line okay? The mental image, he tried to chew through the back of it's neck then bludgeoned the poor thing to death when that didn't work. The boar is screaming, the children are screaming, the tone is so casual and simplistic. lol

The puppies scream in delight.

“TWILIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK?!”

They are not eating? Ah. They are too little. He needs to break it up for them. He grabs a leg and wrenches it.

“GODDESS’ MERCY AT LEAST LET ME USE A KNIFE, TWILIGHT!”

More delighted screaming.

This is most people's favourite bit including mine. Twi brain says one thing, dialogue says another lol.

Smallest puppy takes it delicately, “Thanks, Twi. Good boy.” Four just runs with it

Four is secret MVP in a lot of my stuff including this because he has The Braincell and a bit of chill. In love the boys being friends and bouncing off each other and knowing each other. Them plotting revenge against each other constantly is part of this.

Again it's Wars with Twi for the shippin'.

Wind's “This group is a nightmare, I haaaaaaate you!” Is another Depletion joke, but it was about Legend in that.

How to end it? We go full circle, Twi wakes up and is told not to let any of them leave by Sky who missed all the drama and the reason why.

He loves them so much ❤️

[pendwelling]

um just wanted to let u know that an oomf of mine rted ur short thread abt tm4rry and i wholeheartedly agree with everything abt it most especially the hyung/sunbae and ivntill and tom being crazy obsessive bl top, like u r def not alone it it hehe 👉👈 (also i didnt save the post but i saw someone once said that tom is very kr bl manhwa top materials hngjdhdjhf) (honestly i agree)

THANK YOU...THANK YOU IM GLAD TO KNOW PPL AGREE WLJDKDK 🥹😭😭

To give Ivan AlienStage credit tho, I feel like he's more well-adjusted (as.... well-adjusted as someone in his situation can be lmao) than a young '1930s/'40s!Tom Might-Become-Evil Riddle, but they are both absolutely Freaky in their own ways and I enjoy it sm.

HP's Very White culture not having any honorific for their magical school setting is such a shame...... They fit that trope of crazy younger top and upperclassman who wants nothing to do with them. I need time-traveller!Harry to be called "hyung/sunbae"(gēge, -nii, kuya, other lang. alternatives) by a freaky infatuated wolf-in-sheep's-clothing Tom so bad. What if I HC'ed Tom as half-asian, what then, who will stop me..... (canonically speaking, unfortunately I doubt his upbringing would have even allowed half-asian!Tom to be familiar with the other half of his heritage, but maybe one of the nicer more knowledgeable workers at Wool's would share a background...)(delusional)(so delulu)(but also imagine the even MORE MASSIVE complex he'd develop. Arriving in Hogwarts and in Slytherin as only Half-white AND Half-pureblood in the magical cultural society of Britain? So much internalized racism in one desperately ambitious guy.......)

Also there was that whole thing about Nagini being played by a South Korean woman in the Fantastic Beast movies and the whole racial stereotypes/implications it brought with it. (I'm very not knowledgeable about the history between Voldemort and Nagini but in this alternate scenario...) imagine a young wasian Tom Riddle finding solidarity? comfort? kinship? with Nagini, who can only be understood by him (parseltongue/korean). A kindled friendship, Nagini perhaps taking to Tom like he's a lil (potentially evil) hatchling. I'm thinking of a more wholesome relationship (as wholesome as a young TMR can get LMAO,,) but ah..... whenever you think about the HP world with more than a few braincells, the worst it really gets WKDHKKS

(but well. that's the joy of fanworks, right? Reclaiming and reworking the views of the original with more nuance and diversity.... I heard the Marauders side of fandom is doing that especially, and good on them!!)

(ALSO SORRY I got carried away again,,, somehow this always happens LMAO but anyway— "very kr bl manhwa top material" WHOEVER SAID THAT WAS SO RIGHT LMAO)

[adhd-merlin]

Ah someone else who has discovered the joys of Camelot (1967) a movie that I am completely normal about. Have you watched it? Because the delivery of the lines is everything and if you need someone to talk to about it I am, once again, completely normal about it. The scene where Lancelot and Arthur first meet?? A masterpiece in sharing a single braincell. And don't even get me started on the way Guenevere first treats Lancelot "have you jousted with humility lately". It's unapologetically at the top of my Arthuriana movie rank list and has gotten me to reread The Once and Future King

I have not watched the film yet!

I've been listening to the original cast recording on Spotify but, most importantly, I've read the book of the original Broadway production (1960 libretto) and I love it?? It's a delightful little read on its own, even without having watched the musical. (I want other people to read it please it's very funny I promise)

I guess the 1967 film script won't be identical to the libretto but I assume it's fairly similar.

The scene where Lancelot meets Arthur was hilarious it made me laugh out loud. Lancelot utter puzzlement ("Gone a-Maying, Your Majesty??"). Arthur's sudden self-consciousness.

And don't even get me started on the way Guenevere first treats Lancelot "have you jousted with humility lately"

I know!! Lancelot's grating self-righteousness coupled with his complete lack of self-awareness is so funny.

And I loved the gradual tone shift. It starts out so silly and the tragedy sneaks up on you — I thought Guinevere and Lancelot's affair might be played for laughs with an oblivious Arthur but no, it turns out he's fully aware of what's going on and he's forced to watch it unfold because he's powerless to stop it? and he loves them both and doesn't want any harm to come to them even as they betray him??

(He continues talking, looking from one to the other, feverishly — painfully) — Excuse me??

and King Pellinore is hilarious, he enters the scene wearing a monocle followed by a little mongrel named Horrid and talking like a character from a P. G. Wodehouse's novel. Extremely validating because when I read that chapter in Le Morte d'Arthur in which King Pellinore first makes an appearance my first question was "is he meant to be this funny?" and the answer from this script is a resounding YES.

I think I might perhaps watch the 1968 stage production first, merely because it's available for free on Youtube (at least in the UK).

I might try hunting for a free streaming link to the 1967 film, though I don't mind renting it if I can't find it.

[writebackatya]

DuckTales Team Ideas Part 2: Your Team Ideas

So recently I made a post about some team ideas for the cast of DuckTales. Besides showing off my team ideas that post was made to hear other people’s team ideas and it was successful!

Now originally I thought people were just going to reblog it with their own ideas, but that was a long post so I can see why that didn’t happen. So instead people left comments! Just thought I’d share those comments because we got some cool team ideas

I wanna start with the one that made me kick myself for not even thinking of it! This one comes from @andrewmoocow who suggested Lena, Penumbra, and Gandra

First off! I love all your reasons! The fact that their names all end with an A is the cherry on top of this sundae of a team idea!

Since you didn’t give them a team name I got a couple suggestions: The first name is sorta playing off their names ending in a, they’d be the ‘Ä Team. (Pronounced “ah” cause of the final part of the name)

The second team name is literally a Pink Floyd Album: Dark Side of the Moon. That one I think would work well. Plus I can see all three of them rocking the shirt with that album cover

On the flip side: Webby, Della, and Fenton would make for a great team. Their team name would be Sunny Side Up

Next up comes @tokuvivor (and @shychick-52) who’d love to see the young Junior Woodchucks come together as trio: Huey, Boyd, and Violet. And I agree it would be good. Also yeah, they did write a whole-ass story. And I finished it recently, it was good. Go read it if you like these characters:

Also I’m all for Team Junior Badasses. Dewey, Webby, and Gosalyn would make for a powerful trio that I can see sharing one braincell and I’m all for it

@boingodigitalart had the idea of brining Louie, Goldie, and BOYD to form the Con Crew. Oh the one hand I love this idea for a trio. I can see Louie feeling bad for what happened to BOYD at Doofus’s birthday party and wanting him to feel welcome. I just love the idea of individuals who were once “enemies” now on a team together. (Heck it’s why I wanted Dewey, Gandra, and Webby on a team. After the Split Sword Swanstantine it’d be great to see them work together

But on the other hand, I don’t think BOYD would feel comfortable participating in the schemes Louie and Goldie would do. But that’s what makes an interesting trio. BOYD could easily be the heart/voice of reason of this group so that these guys never go too far. Also I can just hear Goldie saying something along the lines of “Sharpie, you sure you wanna bring the Nanny Cam with us on this scheme?”

Con Crew has a nice ring to it, but may I suggest Con Heir? Cause BOYD’s the heir to the Drake’s fortune? And there’s that movie called Con Air? I never watched that movie, I just like making puns

Last but not least is @shychick-52 who had quite a few ideas:

Okay first off. How dare you make a change to my Spy Team idea! Just kidding. I can see what you’re getting at here, but I beg to differ. Honestly, I think Gandra and Louie would have trouble (at first) getting along. I always felt that if she ever found out about Louie not paying his employees their salary in order to waste it on crappy merchandise without telling them she’d be like “Yeah, I’m not working with this billionaire’s nephew.” But if he was on the Spy Team he could be their guy in the chair

However I guess I would add him to Rebel Squad (Gandra, Gosalyn, and Lena). Louie would be their token white guy

Back to her suggestions, I love Jr Justice Ducks (Gosalyn, BOYD, and Lena). Always down for a superhero team. And the DuckTales universe would have a Teen Titans like team and that would rock

Also. I love this idea for the name alone. Team Orphan: Lena, BOYD, May, and June. May and June definitely need to be a part of more groups. And this would make for a fun team. Seeing BOYD and June interact would be great

Well that’s all I got to share. Thanks again to all the tagged people and their input and team ideas! I’m sure they’ll spark the creativity of the people in the DuckTales fandom!!

Please share any ideas if YOU got any!

[beantothemax]

(behold, Octopath2 x Darkest Dungeom crossover fic. Mostly with just the sillies)

“So let me get this straight. The Moonshade Order is basically a cult trying to revive Vide…who would go destroy the world and plunge the world into darkness?” Asked the Highwayman.

“That seems to be their goal,” said Temenos. He rummages further into the boxes, finding more records of under the table payments to the owner of the arena. “Unfortunately however, we don’t have much record in who their members are and you know how I feel about the Sanctum Knights. Can’t go to them for help.”

Dismas grimaced. “Ah cops. Truly the most corrupt of all brigands.”

“Don’t forget royals and all the messy politics of the court!” Sarmenti piped up. He pulled Hikari from his pile of papers, bells jingling with him. “The only exceptions are our little Prince Hikari, the gendarmerie-turned-vigilante William, and our beloved former King Baldwin. Those three are the pinnacle of human decency.”

Temenos blinked. While he knew that the 20 outlanders were all of different backgrounds, he didn’t expect one of them to be of royalty. Shame they won’t be able to connect him to a specific city, as the exact origins of where they came from are still blurry. 

A former king though. Hm. That would be why Baldwin would often find company with Hikari. He always thought it was due to the man’s personality, after all he did go and saw Baldwin and Dismas exchanging notes on poetry more than once.

“And what of Barristan?” Asked Josephine. She put her papers in front of Audrey, much to the Grave Robber’s complaint. “He’s the leader of an army, even if now it may or may not exist. Is he an exception?”

“Hm. Was too annoying with tactics yesterday. He doesn’t count anymore.”

“I’m sure he would be heartbroken to hear that the approval of a Jester who killed an entire royal court has withdrew his approval,” she deadpanned.

“And I’m sure he would love to hear that the friend-turned-pillager defended his honor after…hm. What was it? Oh yes. After trying to kill us all about 3 times.”

Immediately Dismas put himself in front of the two of them. “Now now. We’re all criminals here. I doubt any of us have clean hands. We’re all trying to be friends right now and whatever happened between us can be discussed later. When we aren’t in the Tournament Office and trying to find possible secrets. Got it?” 

Josephine and Sarmenti only glared at each other.

Dismas sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. “If you two stop fighting for the whole night, drinks are on me.”

Both of them brightened up. “Well why didn’t you say so Master Dismas? Miss Josephine, we are best friends are we not?”

“Why of course my good friend Sarmenti. Come, I believe I found some more ill-gotten Leaves that seemed to have gotten. Ahem. ‘Lost’. Let us split the spoils?”

“It would be my pleasure.”

And off the two went, retreating near the bookshelf that Temenos already searched…and apparently had 10000 Leaves in one of the books??? He was sure he checked all the book’s insides thoroughly, how did he miss that?

Audrey looked at Dismas. “You know, they’re both probably just playing you like a fiddle to get free drinks right?”

“You don’t have to remind me,��� groaned Dismas.

ouh….. Kiwi you do banters like these REALLY well. remembering back in the 4 braincell au days where you made little banters for the gang there too and. gah. you write in a very specific way that scratches my brain nicely :]

I know half of the people here but I like them…. I need to get into darkest dungeon the fellas very much intrigue me

[kianaflame23]

Final Fantasy XVI Clive Rosfield x OC plus Aquafina, Jill, and Torgal (friend's OC by @tea-r-re-z ) | N@FW ISH

Tagging: @theempressofdarkmagic @aria-lesage @virtuousluna

Let me know if you want to be tagged here! ^ v ^

☆ Kiana being silly again part 3 or 4?? ☆

The group and Kiana were fighting those creatures, trying to make a plan to kill them. Jill getting ready as she pulled out her lance, next to Aquafina as she places her fingers on her chin. Thinking of a plan to survive and killing those creatures quickly. Torgal is definitely ready to kill them as he growled at the inhuman creatures. Kiana is next to Clive as he pulled out his sword. Her mind went blank until Kiana thought of a solution. Well... we know how this will end....

Jill: What do we do?!

Clive: The usual.

Aqua: Let's try to make a plan fir---

Kiana: I KNOW! I'LL SOLVE THIS PROBLEM WITH MY FOUR HYPER INTELLIGENT BRAINCELLS!

Kiana uses her powers to clone herself. Everyone looked at her, worried of what she is going to do... Four clones of Kiana appeared in front of them, grinning to themselves as they start to talk

Kiana clone 1: I'm hungry!!

Kiana clone 2: I'm cold....

Kiana clone 3: I'm itchy!

Kiana clone 4: P@SSY!!

Clive: ....

Jill: .....

Aqua: ......

Torgal: ....

Kiana: .....

Aqua: Kiana... *she smiled menacingly as she turned slowly to original Kiana, Kiana already panicking as she saw her mentor with her eerily smile towards her. Knowing that she messed up and didn't want to upset her even more...*

Kiana: I'M SORRY MISS AQUA!! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WILL SAY IT!! I AM BEING SERIOUS HERE!!

Kiana clone 4: D@CK! C@CK! *screaming so loud as they want everyone to hear their words*

Kiana: STOOOP! THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO JOKE AROUND HERE!!

Kiana's red face appears as she tries to stop them. Sprinting towards Kiana clone 4 as she used her legs to drop kicked them to their face, making them disappear as they fall down to the ground. Clive and the group watched in silence as they saw Kiana beating up her clones. Kiana yelling in embarrassment and stopping herself as her clones are no longer there...

Kiana: I-I'm sorry.... I'll just stop talking and let you guys kill those creatures.... I don't want to humiliate myself even more....

Kiana decided to fall down to the floor, covering her blushing face as bend her legs to cover herself as well. Not wanting to talk to anyone...

Clive: Kiana! Please stand up! I can't protect you if you're down there!

Aqua: You're going to get hurt, dear!

Kiana still ignoring them as she starts to feel sad and tries to not cry. After it felt like hours of killing the creatures, Kiana refuses to get up as Clive comfort her, telling her that it was okay and she doesn't need to feel bad of herself. Clive caressing her short brown hair as he continues to talk to her.

Kiana:....

Clive: Alright, I'll carry you if you don't want to say anything to me. No complaints, Kiana.

Clive starts to pick Kiana up bridal style, holding her gently as Clive and the group walked away from the place. Kiana slowly starts to sleep as her brown eyes closed, snoring softly as she feels comfortable with Clive's muscular arms holding her safely. At least Kiana will be getting her sleep right?

Bonus ☆

Kiana snoring too loud as her mouth is wide opened, drools coming down from her lips. Meaning that she is sleeping well. The group tried their best to not laugh as they continued hearing Kiana's loud snores.

Aqua: Ah, I see that her snoring hasn't changed at all *she smiles as she giggled to herself*

Jill: Hey, Clive. Do you even get sleep when she's with you each nights?

Clive: I don't..... I have to be the first one to sleep. Last time, I made a huge mistake for letting her sleep first.....

Jill and Aqua: Ah.....

Torgal barks happily as he walked next to Clive, making sure Clive and Kiana are safe. It's a good thing they aren't judging Kiana's chaotic personality and her horniness.

The end ☆

[jewwyfeesh]

Vision - 2

Writer: Mitsuki

Character(s): Suou Tsukasa, Sakuma Ritsu, Tenshouin Eichi, Shino Hajime

Translated by: jewwyfeesh

Special thanks: my friends for helping me reverse engineer shakespeare TT

Tsukasa: Eh? Are these lucky snacks?

Season: Summer

Location: Garden

Eichi: Hajime-kun, you’ve brought some snacks too? Why, it seems like we really do share a braincell ♪

Ritsu: What the… so am I the only one who came empty-handed? I had intended on bringing some beautiful and delicious handmade sweets too~

Tsukasa: Err… for Ritsu-senpai, I still think it would be better if you didn’t bring anything…

Eichi: I’ve brought some gifts sent by one of STAR PRO’s partners. There is a variety of designs available, and should be sufficient for us to have a pleasant afternoon together. Tsukasa-kun, please help yourself to them.

Tsukasa: Eh? Are these lucky snacks?

Hajime: They are pretty well made. Tsukasa-kun, do you recognise them?

Tsukasa: Narukami-senpai told me about them sometime ago. There’s this long-standing shop that makes them by hand and sells them in limited quantities… I’ve also heard that they are pretty popular amongst teenagers these days.

But the Suou family rarely gift snacks to our partners, and it’s rather improper to queue up for these kinds of small nibbles just to satisfy the appetite… so I don’t really know what kind of snacks these are.

Eichi: According to the supplier, one of these snacks has a special filling in them. Whoever eats the special filling will be lucky for the whole year!

Ritsu: What’s with this ‘if you eat it you’ll be lucky for a whole year’? Where did this… idea of eating food specially prepared for the New Year come from? We’re still in the middle of summertime this fine morning. What, we’re gonna be celebrating the Lunar New Year in the blink of an eye?

Eichi: Haha, these sorts of products really do give people the impression that it’s a little out of this world. However, there would be times where people might instead approve of these.

Even though I think that… seeking luck and fortune from a vague notion is merely a means for the common people to escape from reality, it does make for rather fun entertainment during afternoon tea.

In any case, we have lots of free time today, so I am very interested to know who will eat that snack. Tsukasa-kun, you don’t have any jobs later, right? Would you like to join us?

Tsukasa: Ah… Tenshouin onii-sama, while I would love to agree immediately, please forgive my impropriety this time. Before that, I would like to memorize the script for my next job.

Ritsu: If my memory serves me right, the script that you just memorized would only be needed in maaaybe a month from now. It’s okay if you take it slow.

Tsukasa: What Ritsu-senpai said is the truth, but this was my original plan for today – to memorize this part of the script before the sun sets. It’s against the knight’s code of conduct to backtrack on a decision just because a temptation’s been put infront of them.

Eichi: What steadfast determination. Good luck, Tsukasa-kun! We’ll be cheering for you while enjoying these delectable snacks ♪

Tsukasa: “The night is long that never finds the day”[1]…

Eichi: Mm, as expected of the floral tea brewed by Hajime-kun, the taste is delightful as always.

Hajime: Ehehe, as long as Eichi-onii-chan likes it~ There hasn’t been any change in flavour, has there? I made this tea by drying the flowers I grew over a fire.

Eichi: Nope, it still carries the same comforting fragrance as before. It’s excellent paired with Hajime-kun’s bread.

Tsukasa: …“Truth needs no colour; beauty, no pencil”[2]… (can’t help but pause for a moment)

Ritsu: Mmh, the snacks that Ecchan brings are always so yummy, nomnom. Even though it can’t quite compare to the ones I make.

Hajime: It’s been a while, and I’ve yet to eat the snack with the special filling… Did either of you eat it…?

Ritsu: Nah. Perhaps this ‘luck’ thing isn’t compatible with vampires~

Eichi: Neither have I. It really makes you wonder which snack it’s hiding in. How curious.

Hajime: But if we continue to eat and talk, we will chance upon that lucky snack pretty soon, right?

Ritsu: That’s correct. But who knows if Suu~chan will be able to catch up if we do that~

(Judging from the voice I heard when I was half-awake, Suu~chan’s been working for quite a long time. Surely, it’s time for a break…?)

Tsukasa: ……

(Why does it feel like someone’s been staring at me since just now… and there’s even the fragrance of dessert wafting over…)

Ritsu: Staaaare——

Tsukasa: Ri-Ritsu-senpai! Why are you coming over with a snack in your hand, all the while staring at me unblinkingly?

Ritsu: Do you wanna take a break and have two bites of this snack, Suu~chan?

Tsukasa: ……Th-there’s no need. Please let me finish memorizing this section of my script.

Ritsu: Suu~chan~ Your gaze is drifting~ Really? You don’t want to?

Tsukasa: I will not change my mind. Ritsu-senpai, please enjoy yourself. (Took two steps back to widen the gap)

Ritsu: Okay then~ how cold…

Tsukasa: …“This above all: to thine own self be true”[3]…

Ritsu: Nom nom… ah, what a pity. This one isn’t the lucky snack, either. It’s very yummy but I’ve eaten so many I’m starting to feel sick.

Tsukasa: Ritsu-senpai! What are you doing!!!

You have been tempting me with snacks non-stop! This is really too mean, don’t you think? And I’ve been having such a hard time enduring it too…

But, even so, I will be resolute in my decision! Ritsu-senpai, please give up!

Ritsu: …That determined?

Tsukasa: Please refrain from testing me anymore. A knight’s resolve is unwavering.

Ritsu: Ahaha. In that case, let me help you ♪

Tsukasa: Ritsu-senpai, just what are you trying to do this time?

Ritsu: It’s easy to get a script mixed up when you’re doing it alone, right? With my help, it should go a lot faster.

Why are you looking at me with such a shocked face? I feel wounded.

Tsukasa: But… Ritsu-senpai, are you not in the midst of having afternoon tea?

Ritsu: I didn’t eat a single lucky snack, so I’m feeling rather salty right now. I’ll be using the lines that you’re currently memorizing later, anyways, so why not treat this as advance rehearsals~?

Lemme see. “Is ‘t night’s predominance or the day’s shame?”[4] Hey, this is pretty good, I won’t have to worry that people will come and disturb my sleep.

Tsukasa: Goodness, you’d better not fall asleep on me when we pair lines later on.

[a few moments later]

Eichi: Tsukasa-kun! Welcome back~

Tsukasa: Onii-sama, Hajime-kun, were you waiting for us?

Hajime: We weren’t really waiting for you two; we just sat around chatting and drinking tea… and time passed without us realizing. The tea is sitll warm, let me pour some for you~

Ritsu: Still, the pile of treats remained relatively untouched. Here, Suu~chan.

What great timing. Secchan’s still overseas, so you can stuff yourself silly this time~

Tsukasa: I will not over-indulge myself without restraint… mmh, such exquisite delicacies! The aroma is rich but it’s not particularly sweet, and it really melts on my tongue!

Desserts after work truly are the best!

Hajime: Hold on, Suou-kun, the treat in your hand…

Tsukasa: Hm?

Wait a minute… this…? Could this be the lucky snack with the special filling in it…?

Eichi: Seems like it.

Ritsu: Oh? Suu~chan’s gonna be the luckiest person out of all of us this year. Congrats~ Don’t forget to give us some of your luck too~

Tsukasa: Th-this is really too unexpected. I just grabbed the top most one… not to mention, I joined this tea party purely by chance, so this was originally supposed to have been eaten by one of you…?

Hajime: That’s why Suou-kun is really lucky~

Eichi: That’s right, Tsukasa-kun. Compared to luck brought by snacks, it’s more important to believe that luck belongs to you. So, just accept it ♪

Ritsu: It’s really not like you, Suu~chan, to refuse a good result when it’s laid out clearly for everyone to see.

Tsukasa: Because of luck…

When compared to this lucky snack… I think I’m luckier to be able to have afternoon tea with everyone.

Then, I will accept the luck bestowed upon me by everyone in the Tea Club. I will treasure this piece of luck, and hope that it can bring even more glory to Knights— no, rather… to idols.

Shakespeare's Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3 Line 282

Shakespeare's Sonnet 101, Lines 6-7

Shakespeare's Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 3 Line 84

Shakespeare's Hamlet, Act 2 Scene 4 Line 10

[noyoucannotpushthevoid]

Raven Cycle Characters as Things My Friends and I have Said because I find these really Fun to Make

"'Is he going to tight rope walk?' (Blue about Noah starting a stunt) 'No, he's going to jump' (Ronan, who dared Noah)" "I never said I was literate" – Ronan avoiding school work "Fuck around until we get more information" – Declan, so far out of his depth, trying to get his brothers help after the leyline goes quiet "You go to Home Depot, buy a sledgehammer. Game Stop is open whenever you want" - Ronan "We don't abide by American height standards" – Blue "That's the cover story for him just being a dumbass" – Gansey putting Ronan on blast "Ah, good politics, directing problems away from yourself" – Adam, sarcastically "The average American lives and dies in that time" – Henry with the fun facts as he listens to Gansey talk about Glendower "Are you power tripping over [other] students?" – Ronan at Adam "When trickle down economics fails again" – Blue "I'm waiting for my God to tell me what it is" – Ronan "[sh]e kinda sounds like a dick" – Someone at Jordan about Hennessey "'I'm 5'2!' (Blue) 'Well than you're not average height then!' (Ronan)" (I don’t recall how tall she actually is) "Sir, how long is your lifespan?" – Mr. Gray right before making it a lot shorter "Any historical event is a hundred times better if there are Neopets" – Henry when he gets bored during one of Gansey’s lectures "They do that by just existing" - Henry about Ronan doing war crimes "There's half a braincell between us and it's not smart" – Ronan and Noah when left alone together “You just snap your fingers and BAM you have a baby. That’s your son now” – Ronan dreaming up Chainsaw “I’ll give you my credentials! Um… I don’t have any” – Adam coming clean about his past to the Crying Club “I got my eyes taken this year” - Adam “I’m free range though” - Ronan “That man could seduce a nation” – I feel like there’s a general consensus that Adam’s like extrememky pretty. Therefore this is about him “You know about the moon, that’s pretty impressive” – Gansey trying to flirt with Blue “Any’o’y’all’eed” - Adam “The whatchamafucko” - Ronan “My depression is [birds]” – Ronan (trust me when I say birds is infinitely better than the original) “Oh, boy! Opium!” – Kavinsky “If god says you sinned and you are going to hell, reply with ‘nuh-uh’” – Hennessey’s advice to Ronan “There’s nothing thematic about a spleen!” – I don’t know who says it, probably Gansey just before he learns about the actual extent if the dreamed up incriminating evidence “Get up, c’mon get down with the ‘tism” – Gansey trying to be hip with the kids “I’ll be his mom” – Gansey or Adam at their newest stray “Whimsical slut era?” – Literally Henry’s entire adult life “Join our [psychic] hotline” (sultry voice) - Orla (everyone in unison) "NO" – the rest of the women at 300 fox way “Aren’t we all fruit lambs in the eyes of Christ?” – Hennessey trying to bond with Ronan over his religion at some point “Your character has whatever hair color and proper nouns?” – about Blue “I just looked down and then it was there. I bet that’s how Jackie Kennedy felt” – Ronan after dreaming up incriminating evidence “It’s not lying if i’m genuinely not thinking” – Hennessey “my medical opinion, not good” – Just feels like something Hennessey would say

[namakes]

Frye for the ask thing!

she………..

First impression: I thought she was cute! I remember for the Deep Cut reveal being like “ah, people probably aren’t going to like her much” (and yeah, she kind of got the Pearl treatment). Figured she would just be the peppy character of the group. I also originally thought she was kind of short, or at least shorter than Shiver.

Impression now: Frye’s energy in story mode is different than her initial introduction, especially in her boss fight; girl’s out for blood and having fun doing it. I’m having difficulty wording my thoughts on exactly how she’s changed in my mind, but. She’s a really interesting character, and I like seeing how she acts on TV vs how she is in story (when she’s mostly just around her friends). It’s like... she’s still excitable, but now that she’s not in front of a camera she can let loose. Frye strikes me as the sort of person who’s never really still (and if she is, something is probably wrong). I also now see her as being pretty tall, and Shiver as short (combination of Frye’s slouch and Shiver’s platforms making them look closer in height). Still very cute, of course.

Favorite moment: “You ready to fEEL the pain?” Okay, but probably just her boss fight in general. She doesn’t have a lot of scenes (yet, praying for Deep Cut in the DLC), but I especially like her final phase scene when she wipes the ink off her face like a tough guy (“You think you can treat my eels like shrimp? WRONG! All you did was wake us up.”). It’s a little thing, but it has a lot of personality.

Idea for a story: too many……. agh. Aside from what I’m already working on, I’d had an idea for a (second) Cyberpunk AU I started a draft for (after playing Ghostrunner), and I’d seen some fanart that gave me the idea for an AU where her she keeps sneaking in to see Shiv on palace grounds or something (kind of like Aladdin maybe? not really but. sort of). Man, in-series I’d love to see a Deep Cut treasure hunting excursion.

Unpopular opinion: I don’t think I have one? Haven’t really seen anything going around where I’m like “nah”, so… I guess a headcanon I don’t see often: she’s got really long arms, and her top fangs curl outwards slightly.

Favorite relationship: DEEP CUT agh. They’re all just so sweet together… Big Man has the braincell (most of the time. sometimes he loses it). I imagine their treasure hunting specialties are all different; Frye finds the loot, Shiver scouts/plans, and Big Man dates/places values on their finds. Her and Shiv have especially had a hold on me the past few months, though. 

Favorite headcanon: I love the idea of her being from the Deepsea. It’s just… cool…… (i did a write up on that here, so I don’t have to do it again).

[earlysunshines]

"I love you when we only have a few minutes together" UARGH THAT HURT omg I missed you </3

aahdg that this tension the stolen glances hnm the way your write about the all the memories and emotions coming back hnmnm

alas this answer may feel broken cause i've been reading it separately on work breaks and just noting down what I want to say so sorry in advance jshssk but this one.. has been on my mind all day

OH first meet scene waitup

LIKEURGH THIS you know what you do and I love to read it, i don't remember the word but you said it on that dani fic but this thing minji says is "I hope this seat isnt taken" it being the same saying from the past, like it is a cherished memorie for minji too aaakshrgrhj

like the way you put some light angst "(there were more nights that stung.)" udggdjlet them be happy 😭😭

ok, talking this as a whole i love this build up where they are becoming obvious to others but not themselves like the interaction in front of cameras, the longing interactions, hanni pointing it out something even the bunnies noticed, it start to become too casual for them because they did it on the past but all this tension together aaaa🧍🧍

love that hanni is being the intermediator (?) like knowing her im sure she is observing it all and would even plot something with danielle cause they are like that

DONT omg not the throwback in memories nightmare dream idk

ok so, as someone who unhealthy does this shutting down emotions too I know very well how it bottles up, and having someone who can read you easily is.. scary. the anxiety of worrying them too? yeah it feels different being the one to read about it but it is a food talk

"her touch is softer now, more tender, more vulnerable"AHGR😭😭🤸🤸🏃🚶

im so happy you made this little part about the members seeing minji n yn and they explaining it all after aurgrh omg this one made my heart ache

really liked this one, as always, all the unspoken tension the longing the light angst, it all being kinda a fated thing, ah 😮‍💨😮‍💨good. all your pining ones have a special place to my heart cause it makes me wanna do flips all over from excitement

yeah I think that's it, have a good weekend ahead! :) 🫶

-🤟anon!

YAYAYAYAYYYYY I LOVE YOUR REAPONSES KM YIPPPEEE YIPPEPEE

lowk i nibbled w this one i think i did better w emotions this time i mean i tried?-?:!2

and don’t worry if your responses seem this or that i just love them regardless💔💔💔💔😿😿😿😿lock in at work!!

yes i loooove giving reader and member deja vu they’re never gonna know peace god bless and idk i tried so hard to make it angsty but my best angsty fic is prob the dani one LOL

RIGHT hanni is the median and then it’s another. one of those everyone knows it but them type tropes and UGH they’re so in love i need to die

i also bottle things up 😭😭i fear… anyways that’s not important yes han and dani always plotting don’t ever let them out of sight yes yes and the members getting a whole story time was not originally in plan but it fit so i added it

i liked writing this one bc it was like idk a lot of emotion but that also made it hard to write bc i’m not good w non fluff things bc i have to start thinking a lil hard and i have like five braincells rn my neurons don’t even work correctly like

THANK YOU FOR THE REPSINSE I ALWAYS LOOK FORWAD TO YOURS😭😭😭I LOBBB thank u have a great weekend!!!

[thisiswhatafamilyis]

Hello Hello!

Been a hot second since my last post on this blog, kinda forgot about it for a moment there TBH. So! Some updates:

- Taking a hiatus from Family, Billiam, and BPMK: I’ve been working on this trilogy since December, and it’s now September. I’m a wee bit burnt out. Plus, I’m having some issues with Family in the way that pacing and characterization are not going the way I need them too, and I’ve written myself into a corner. IT SHALL BE REDONE!

- I’ve started school again! And you may be thinking “ah, Vi, everyone starts school, cry about it”. But! I am dual enrolled, and am currently taking three high school classes, two college classes, doing a science fair project that’s costing considerable brainpower, and having a social life. So writing and arting is taking a back burner rn.

- Despite my new hiatus, there’s been a fic or two that’s been uploaded since my last post on here I believe. Go check it out! There’s also one under the “Original Works” tab that ties in with Billiam.

- I’m not stopping writing entirely! I am currently working on Grillstertember. Pretty self explanatory I think. But! I’m also working on a few other temporary projects to get them brain cells braincelling again! I will be introducing Doc + Sear and Ring + Spot soon, the two latest Grillby x Gaster pairings my brain cells have come up with! And there will be an attempt made at creating a lore book, though I’m not sure how far I’ll get. It’ll just be a fancied up version of my infodumps to my fandom family, but made public.

- As for those two new aus, this space will still be Trilogy Centered, but the other families will pop up occasionally. They’ll be under the tags “hummingbird au” for Ring and Spot and “Karl au” for Doc and Sear

I think that’s it! Thanks for listening to my ramble, and hope yall have an excellent day!

[zanyzendraws]

This song has been trending and it's practically occupied all of my braincells and so I made a cover of it!

All the English lyrics are my own translyrics, but the original song itself is by Deco*27 so pleasepleaseplease watch the original (or listen... depends on where you listen to music).

Just a warning that this song has 18+ stuff discussed and swearing so please note that prior to listening (do not show this shit to children I would die)

Lyrics are under the cut!

RABBIT HOLE

Being oh-so pure until you die alone?

Love blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (2x) 

To love or to like, the meaning’s hard to come by 

Don’t think you’re different - you’re just another guy, right? 

Oopsie - did that hurt a bit? Baby, what should I even say?

Just don’t start feeling depressed, or vexed, or perplexed 

Okay? (‘Kay, ‘Kay, ‘Kay?) 

Stop- don’t you know, you won’t get no more, close the door on hope

(You’re hopeless) 

Stop trying hard- I won’t feel the same- you look like a joke!   

(Quit jokin’!)

Oh Prince Charming, the exit over there’s waiting for you.

Wait, huh? Looks like tonight it’s only gonna be us two…

Hop, step, grrrr, ONE MORE CHANCE! 

Ah, give me a kiss, shake your tail, why don’t cha?

Pop and bounce, sing a song, well won’t ya? 

You’re out of line, will you stop being clingy? 

Need me so bad, it’s borderline cheesy!

If you’re alone, then just fuck anyone 

Baby, you need luck- pray that you’re enough

Sick of this “love,” but it’s all I know

Are you staying pure ‘till you die alone?

Ah, give me a kiss, shake your tail, why don’t cha?

Dancing so bad let it sink in what you’ve done

Like you or not, can’t take any more! 

Am I with a dumbass? You’re such a bore, ew

If you’re alone, then just fuck anyone 

Baby, you need luck- pray that you’re enough

Wanted this “love,” but I hate the taste

So let’s go and bang and then do our thing, okay? (Fine)

Love blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (2x) 

Burst and scramble - we’re instant lovers 

Body and mind muddled - we’re so intertwined that it’s dumb 

And know it’s better to be a specter so 

Take a peek, knock me up, alight the HIBANA - 

Maybe then you’ll find the answer

Burst and scramble - we’re instant lovers 

Body and mind muddled - we’re so intertwined that it’s dumb 

And know it’s better to be a specter so 

Take a peek, knock me up, alight the HIBANA - 

Maybe then you’ll find the answer

Aaaand ONE MORE CHANCE! 

Ah, give me a kiss, shake your tail, why don’t cha?

Pop and bounce, sing a song, well won’t ya? 

You’re out of line, will you stop being clingy? 

Need me so bad, it’s borderline cheesy!

If you’re alone, then just fuck anyone 

Baby, you need luck- pray that you’re enough

Wanted this “love,” but I hate the taste

So let’s go and bang and do our thing!

Ah, give me a kiss, shake your tail, why don’t cha?

Dancing so bad let it sink in what you’ve done

Like you or not, can’t take any more! 

Am I with a dumbass? You’re such a bore, ew

If you’re alone, then just fuck anyone 

Baby, you need luck- pray that you’re enough

Wanted this “love,” but I hate the taste

So let’s go and bang and then do our thing!

Give me a kiss, shake your tail, why don’t cha?

Wanting to love, but wanted by no one

You’re not a dumbass - that was all shit!

I wanna drink more, but now I can’t take it!

If you’re alone, then just fuck anyone 

Baby, you need luck- pray that you’re enough

Can’t fall in “love,” got numb to the taste,

So let’s go and bang and then do our thing!

Okay? Hey...

Hey, hey, hey, come back and we’ll have fun! 

(Don’t stop yet!) 

 Now, now, now, there’s no one here but us 

(Get to it!) 

We won’t stop until the sun comes up

I know you wanna give this Rabbit Hole some love

Hey, hey, hey, come back you’re such a tease

(Don’t go yet!) 

Now, now, now, I don’t want you to leave 

(It’s hopeless) 

Move our bodies and not miss a beat

I know how much you want my Rabbit Hole (not me) 

You freak!

Lyric reference is the Vocaloid wiki.

[eddsworld-enchanted-era]

~What the typo trio are up to.~

(base by the lovely EddsWorld-Base on Deviantart, it's here!)

(this is up at the top of the post because it's a bit of a long one, i'm sorry but the funny typo men (original concepts by, TrashPandaBalls/Delphyxion, PrinceofMints, and i believe user dirty-fizzy? i can't find this last blog anywhere, and it's actually in the name of a different blog listed as 'moved-to-dirty-fizzy', but it's a lead on Ded's author considering how much of their art seemed to contain him.) anyways they make my braincells go brrrrrrrrr and i just kept going-)

(tw for sh mention, though it's never specified what pay's done to himself, considering his part of the introduction post you can probably guess, and for some general angst, kinda-)

It's a warm, sunny afternoon somewhere in Europe, and three men are currently standing in a hallway, idly conversing.

One was wandering back to his room after having a sandwich, and two were just coming out of their rooms, one heading to the kitchen for his own lunch, and the other just happy to be there, but regardless, they decided to chat a bit, figuring that they wouldn't see each other for the next few hours anyways, what with Tim working on another song, Pay taking some, ah, pictures of himself, and Ded tending to his geckos.

So they decided to make some small talk, a comment about the weather here, a joke about some gossip Pay had overheard at the bar there, but then Ded says something surprising.

"Does anyone else think it's weird that all three of us have lost contact with our brothers?" he wonders aloud - it's not entirely clear whether he was trying to get an answer or whether he was simply voicing a thought.

"Does anyone else think it's weird that you don't shut up?" Tim mumbles, almost mockingly in response.

Being the successful one of the Blackwells, he didn't really like to think of what had become of his brother. They were supposed to be a dual act, a bassist and a guitarist with a killer set of vocals - however, Tom had unfortunately turned to the bottle after a spot of misfortune involving the red-clad Harpwing brother and his tendency to quietly meddle with the lives of those he disliked, and he wound up losing interest in performing - leaving Tim to be a solo act.

The memories were still a bit of a sore spot for him to this day.

"Hah, come on, don't be like that, Timtam - it's nice to have something in common amongst all of us - I was starting to worry that I was the only one." Pay chuckles, somewhat nervously. This was the longest he'd ever gone unable to contact Patryck, and it was starting to show a bit - much like a certan green-hoodied cola addict, Pay had a tendency to worry about his twin brother.

"Well, I'm sorry that neither of you had to watch your brother's life fall apart in the span of, what was it, a week? During your first tour together."

"It was your shitty nephew's fault, anyhow - he really seemed to have it out for him."

Pay sighs.

"And you've never been abandoned by yours, left in the dust after you help him get what he wants."

"You're seriously still on about Pau?"

"Of course I am. We were dating first - but poor Patryck just had to have him. He acted so hurt every single time he saw us together, and I felt so bad that I orchestrated the beginning of their relationship," Pay begins to cry a bit as he speaks, voice shaking, "and not to mention that he already was the one our parents favoured, he got all the attention and adoration, while I was pushed to the side, never good enough. Do you know what that's-"

"-I know what you fucking went through, Pay, you tell me the whole story every time you're drunk. I don't want to hear it again." Tim interrupts.

"But have you ever thought about it from his perspective? Seeing you happy, and how it ached - you taking notice and that selfless act - you gave up your boyfriend, only for it to destroy you?"

"It probably made him feel like your whole thing was his fault."

"Then why did he never seem to care." Pay asks tonelessly, choking back a sob

"Because he didn't want to make it worse," Tim begins, almost lecturing Pay, "I'm sure the guilt made him want to stay away in the hopes that his distance would make you feel better. That you wouldn't keep hurting yourself in all the ways you do, that you'd forget about him."

"He was worried for you, and he was trying so, so very desperately to help you the best he could."

"Imagine how he fucking felt when you never got better, when you began to blame him for your own failings."

"So don't you fucking dare give me that shit about how bad you've had it ever again, Sharpay."

Pay sits there, mouth hanging open speechlessly for a moment.

"I... wow. I guess I never thought of it that way."

"That's because you never think about anything."

"I'm... sorry, I guess." Pay mumbles.

A few moments of silence pass.

Ded coughs.

"Y'all two done yet? I have to get back to my geckos - their next feeding's off-schedule because y'all had to start up with each other again." he complains.

"Fine, fine, get to your geckos, I'll head on out to get myself some food." Tim shuffles off to the side, allowing Ded to pass through, and rolls his eyes, though one could not tell considering that, much like his brother's, they were simply pitch-black sockets that nobody was certain as to how either of the two could see out of them.

"Haha, okay, and I'll see myself out too, I guess." Pay begins to walk back to his room, smiling nervously, but he is stopped when he feels a tug at his crop-hoodie.

"Aah, no. We aren't done yet here, Sharpay," Tim snarls, gripping Pay's hood, "This conversation is not over."

Pay crosses his arms, reluctantly agreeing to follow Tim to the kitchen.

Because, hey, if Tim was going to bitch at him for the next ten minutes - the least he could do was to sate his gnawing hunger.