#Agent Piper

[tracing-lines-in-the-infinite]

Every once in a while I remember that in season 4 of Agents of SHIELD Piper & May have the following interation;

Piper: yes, ma'am

May: Ma'am?

Piper: Is there a different title you'd prefer? Commander? Sir?

May: Let's just stick to May.

Piper: I can do May.

*awkward silence*

Piper: I can do that, May.

And I smile every single time.

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as social media quotes series part 32/?

The rest of the series

[i-dont-know-nor-care-go-away]

Weirdly specific AOS headcannons

Lip balm edition

It's long af btw

Daisy is always losing them but usually just buys drug store chap stick. She likes to see what cool flavors she can get on missions. Jemma gifted her a really nice honey suckle bees wax one, and she keeps it in her room because she doesn't want to lose that one.

May has a single stick of chapstick, peppermint, and is the only one able to use one till the last bit without losing it. No one knows how she does it. It's gone through hell.

Jemma has the really expensive but eco-friendly beeswax kind, and she collects them religiously. She won't tell you how many she has but she know the exact number and has a little organizer and system.

Fitz has about 3 original burts bees scattered around his lab and room. He isn't allowed to touch Jemma' s collection anymore after he got too curious and a bit too drunk and took a bite out of one. Refuses to use Jemma's brand bc it's 'pretentious.'

Bobbi has one of those round eos ones because if it's too small she will lose it. She has one in each bag, and never goes anywhere without it. She despises mint lipbalms bc if she " wanted mint, there is toothpaste in the bathroom." There is a side eye from May when this is brought up. She also likes the Burt's Bees lip tints but she only uses them on special occasions. Somehow she lost her favorite lip balm....

Coulson uses the little tins of lip balm. He likes them because someone told him that's how captain America would have used lipbalm. May thinks it's adorable.

Elena likes to use lipstick but Jemma has convinced her to use the one Jemma picked out for her. She really likes the cinnamon scent. It makes her really happy because someone took the time to figure out what she likes.

Mack used to use either none or original drug store but the air in the shop is so damn dry. He had heard of Jemma's collection and asked for "whatever" because he didn't want to go out of base and buy one. She actually asked Elena about his cologne and what scents he likes. He got a really nice floral one, and he isn't ashamed he likes flowers. The tube looks very small in his hands though. Hunter made a jab at the flowers on the label and mack replied "At least I'm not crusty" Hunter decided to steal one of Bobbi's lip balms bc of this. He is "not crusty" anymore, according to him.

Hunter stole one of Bobbi's eos, and refuses to give it back or even admit it. He really likes the floral scent but he can't figure out which scent it is on his own. He can't ask because he once took the mickey out of Jemma's collection for being a " floral nightmare" in front of everyone. (She called him disheveled and said his skin was wrinkled and shrunken like a prune. She is very into skin care) He is now in too deep, as he discovered how mad Bobbi was that some "idiot must have stole (her) lipbalm, but who even steals a half used lip balm?"

Piper has a bad habit of chewing her lip, and just forgets to use lip balm. May told her to stop it because it was a really obvious tell. Jemma, being herself, gifts her a rapid repair extreme moisturizing one. Piper is extremely grateful. It also tastes bad which helped her break the habit.

Talbot thinks lip balm is for girls and sissies. He stated this when Coulson took out his tin of lip balm. Jemma did not like this. Jemma started on a rant about skin care and health. She took her lip ba to read the ingredients as Talbot called it a chemical scam from big pharma. The verbal sparring ended with Hunter walking in and saying "At least I'm not crusty" Talbot nearly threw the tube at him for that.

Ward uses his own ear wax.

[thingsasbarcodes]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 4x20 - Farewell, Cruel World!

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Daisy: Coulson moved the team meeting up by half an hour.

Piper: Okay?

Daisy: And he's always fifteen minutes early.

Piper: Which means?

Daisy: We're already late.

[amelia-mariee]

hey so I love that the one thing piper wanted was to have davis back but do his wife and child know there's a lmd version of him just running around??

[rudikawhy]

It's been two months and five days since I've started Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Today, I finished the very last episode. (I know I'm making this more dramatic than it is, but idc)

So, it's been a lot. So many good, great things, but also a lot of weird, disturbing things. Characters I loved all the way through (Hunter, Piper, Davis, Sousa, every Koenig (I think)); Characters I almost loved all the way through, except for a few episodes where they made some choices I didn't agree with or so (Fitz, Simmons, Bobbi, Coulson, Daisy, May, Deke, Enoch); Characters about whom I wouldn't say I loved them but I still liked them very much (Mack, YoYo, Trip, Mace, Flint); Characters who weren't exactly the good guys but still were somewhat likable to some extent (Ward, Radcliffe, Cal, Gordon, Jiaying, Sunil Bakshi, Robbie, Kora), and of course Characters who were written to be hated (The Malicks, Garrett, Whitehall, Lucy Bauer, Ellen Nadeer, Ivanov, Kassius, the Hales, Izel, Sybil) and everyone who I don't know in which category to put, or what to name their category.

I am so glad, that the phase in season five where I couldn't stand Daisy, was over as soon as season six started. I was surprised by how MUCH I loved her in season seven.

Season six was definitely my least favorite (and of what I've read I'm not the only one with that opinion). But I can't say it enough, how much I loved the parts in space of Piper, Davis, Daisy, and Jemma (and later only Daisy and Jemma) searching for Fitz and Enoch. I can't think of one single moment right now from that space part, that I didn't like. But I really hated Izel and this whole shrike thing, and Sarge and his team, so I was really glad when season seven started.

Because season seven started off just absolutely great! I already said that I loved their clothes. Sending Jemma in as Peggy Carter in the 50s was perfection. Daisy saying she already has a sister to save, her name is Jemma Simmons. May falling through the ceiling, punching Sybil and saying "The Cavalry". Fitzsimmons naming their daughter after a star. Piper's wish from Jemma being getting Davis back. The team meeting up (at least) once a year to catch up and not losing each other. All of that is perfection.

There is so much more I want to write about, but first, I can't put everything into words (right now), and second, this post would be way too long.

I am so glad that I started Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and I'm even more glad that I continued watching even though the first five episodes or so didn't convince me at all, and at first I only stayed because of the characters.

I am thankful for everyone involved, but especially those who decided that these wonderful actors would get the role they got, because honestly? I couldn't have asked for a cast that was more fitting.

I will start re-watch soon (at least in parts), because friends of mine started watching, but I have yet to convince them that it gets better than it currently is (they are in episode four).

[cosmicqvake]

I honestly wish we got to see what transpired in the year between S5 and S6, with Daisy, Jemma, Piper and Davis in space. I would’ve loved to see them adventure through the galaxy and go to all those crazy planets/places on their mission to find Fitz. It would’ve been so neat to get to see all the different planets and people they encountered, and have some mini subplots about it and such, as well as possibly work through Jemma’s grief, and other big feelings that weren’t discussed in the insanity that was S5 (eg. maybe Daisy’s stance on Fitz after his psychic split and her working through that to forgive him- as the Fitz they inevitably get back would have no memory of it and such, as well as literally everything else). I’m genuinely sad we’ll never get that. It could’ve been so cool.

[cometsandstardust]

I’m rewatching Agents of Shield and here is list of things I genuinely forgot happened:

(and little things i enjoy)

season six:

- the shrike and the mercenaries first appeared in a park in indiana

- yo-yo was having a little secret relationship with one of the newer agents

- enoch suggested he and fitz work in the nearby brothel after losing their money

- enoch sent out the equivalent of an air-raid signal but only humans could hear it, so fitz, daisy & simmons were suffering

- agent kahn was pretending to be deke’s bestie

- one of the mercenaries (don’t ask which one i don’t remember their names) ended up in deke’s framework thing with his version of daisy

- s6ep4 ends with snippets of deke’s gf sequoia’s like insta stories

- “im observing from a distance” - little jemma

- in the little book about “fitz and his imaginary friend” daisy was a bunny (think like judy hopps)

- izel got fitz-simmons back to earth

- possessed may shot sarge, and his body completely recovered.

- literally did not remember that izel can like possess people

- also when they were sharing secrets davis said that he stole a space pen bc “he didn’t know that aliens write”

- how the fuck did i forget that davis actually dies???

- izel possessed him and made him fall from a fucking balcony or something

- daisy snapped sarge’s neck with her powers

- sarge calls daisy “skye” to try and get her to kill him

- flint comes back when izel is using mack and yo-yo’s worst fears to bring back the monoliths (<3)

- deke literally admits that he built his company because he felt like an outsider and no one likes him

- “flint?” “deke?” “what are you doing here?!” they’re so freaking cute

- sarge ran may through with the sword and pushed her through the gateway izel opened

- yo-yo swallowed a shrike bat

- “no that was a joke. the framework is silly and radcliffe definitely had a drinking problem” - fitz

- why the fuck does no one question that simmons just suddenly doesn’t have bangs anymore??? like no one even says anything about it??? i don’t think i even realized the first time i watched this

- daisy and mack realized they went back in time when the empire state building was the only building above the clouds

- coulson was brought back to figure out what the chronicoms would do

- i didn’t forget that daisy doesn’t even hesitate to press the button to start up LMD coulson, but i needed to mention it bc it’s so fucking sweet

[bobbisdaisy]

you know who's underrated? piper, i love her sm

[itsmetheabnormalone]

Best thing about Agents of Shield season 6 was the addition of the bullying lesbian (piper) and her straight bestie (davis)

[belannaswlonkderfulworm]

tfw you're watching shield and piper spontaneously has the Worst Day Ever™️

[daria1611]

well I just finished watching AOS. That’s it. still can’t believe it’s over and i am going to miss them. All of them. i have been crying for the last 30 minutes, I loved the way it ended but I will miss it. I will miss philinda, the way they both were so comfortable around each other, I will miss FitzSimmons but I am happy they’ve got their happy ending, i will miss Mack and YoYo, I will miss Deke even though I didn’t like him at the beginning, I will miss Bobbi and Hunter, I will miss Daisy, Lincoln and Enoch and Piper and don’t get me wrong but I will miss AIDA and Radcliffe and Talbot. But most of all I’ll miss the team. Their friendship. The way they would die for each other without second thoughts.. i just want to thank them all for making my life better. I will be forever thankful for the emotions they gave me. AND THE “CAVALRY” MOMENT WAS THE MOMENT, melinda may >>>>>

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

character pride icons pt. 28: marvel (again!)

canon queer characters

valkyrie - bisexual | agent piper (agents of shield) - bisexual (canon sapphic, bi hc)

queer headcanons

gwen stacy (spiderverse) - transgender + aromantic

spider-man (ps4) - bisexual | miles morales (spiderverse) - bisexual | hobie brown (spiderverse) - unlabeled

angie martinelli (agent carter) - lesbian | peggy carter - bisexual | carol danvers - lesbian

feel free to use these for any non-commercial purpose, as long as proper credit is given!

if you'd like to see a different combination of character + flag, my ask box is always open for requests

[thingsasbarcodes]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 4x15 - Self Control

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

She introduced herself to me as “the gayest gay who ever gayed.” I like her already.

May (about Piper)