#Adventure Time Oneshots

[vikkirosko]

I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE ADVENTURE TIME AMONG THE NEW OPTIONS- Hear me out: Marshall reads monster (the one from Fionna's nightmare) with a monster reader, seeking comfort in each other when they transformed into that.

I'm not sure I understood what you meant correctly, but I hope you like the result

🎸 Marshall Lee x Reader Oneshot Monster 🦇

You and Marshall have known each other for a long time. He saw you turn into a monster and was there to support you. Your life has changed a lot, but Marshall stayed by your side no matter what. However, when he found the "Monster" you tried to convince him not to read it, but he wanted you to be able to stay together. That's why you agreed to support him and read with him. When you and Marshall sat down to read "Monster," you knew that he would soon begin to transform, so you were there. However, the further you read, the more it turned. You supported him, whispering that everything would be fine, that it would hurt just a little. Your words kept him from going crazy. He didn't know how long you had been like this, but next to you he felt that he was not afraid of anything. He is not afraid to turn from a monster forever, because no matter what, you will stay together. Marshall remembered his fear when you turned into a monster, but now his fear has receded. He wasn't afraid of what would happen. He just hoped that the nightmare you both lived in would stop being so scary.

[milestonekestrel]

ok guys here

Do you understand the vision

[aceofsakura]

Sooooooo I did the six character fanart thingyy

This… is kinda old(a week ago old) and i spend weeks to get myself to finish and post this

PLUS i made them interact with eachother cuz i think they all might get along well and somewhat adorable dynamic.

[Close up]

[bctvplarp]

[catboy-showdown]

Bracket H Round 3 Matchup 1

May the best catboy win!

[frogspond200]

𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚘𝚟 𝙾𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝

Requested by: Anon

Ask: Maybe do young simon Petrikov x reader talking, cuddling and being sweet after sexy fun time.

Warning: Sfw

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Simon and you found yourselves wrapped in each other's arms, your bodies intertwined in a warm embrace. The afterglow of their intimate time still lingered in the air, as they reveled in the closeness and contentment they felt.

In the quiet of the room, Simon traced gentle circles on your back, his touch sending shivers down your spine. The softness of his fingertips against your skin brought a sense of comfort and safety that only he could provide.

They exchanged whispered words of affection, their voices barely audible but filled with sincerity. It was in these moments that Simon and you felt truly connected, as if your souls were entwined as well.

You shared stolen kisses, their lips meeting in a gentle dance of love and longing. Each kiss was a testament to their deep bond, a reminder that their connection went beyond physicality.

As you cuddled closer, Simon rested his head against yours, his breath warm against your ear. He whispered sweet nothings, his words a soothing melody that filled your heart with warmth and joy.

Time seemed to stand still as you two basked in the tranquility of each others embrace. You didn't need words to express their love; their actions spoke louder than any conversation ever could.

In the silence, you found solace and comfort in each other's presence. Your love was a sanctuary, a safe haven where you could be vulnerable and true to yourselves.

Simon and you continued to nestle, cherishing the quiet moments you shared. In each other's embrace, you found a sense of completeness and a love that knew no bounds.

Your intimate time had brought you closer, deepening your connection on both physical and emotional levels. And as you lay there, wrapped in each other's arms, you knew that your love would endure, fueled by the sweetness and tenderness you found in one another.

“You know…” Simon whispered, picking up a strand of your hair and twirling it around with his index finger, his voice could put a baby to sleep. You looked up at him and smiled, your heart swelling with love. "I love you…more than any rare book in the universe…you're my favorite page…" He said, the words coming out like an angle. Your face lit up and he leaned in to kiss you, his lips lingering on your skin.

[suguwuus]

★ only you

i lied i went and rewrote another oneshot instead of doing my ocs teehee

wc: 2.4k words

contains: unspecified godly parent and mutual subtle pining

"I swear to the gods, Stoll, if you do that one more time, I'm going to drown you."

"Yeah?" Connor mocked, cocking his head to the side and grinning like he was about to push you underwater again. Both of you tread the seawater, chins just touching the cool surface. "And what are you going to do if I splash black dye on all your clothes?"

"I'm gonna change my style, move to the Hades cabin, and stay there," You replied stubbornly. "I can learn to get along with Nico and Hazel, anyway." You glanced toward the shallower part of the beach, where Percy was trying to get the di Angelo to learn how to swim. He was clinging to him and Jason like a scared cat, pale shaky limbs glistening in the sunlight.

"Have you forgotten that Hazel is Roman? Better get used to Will's sweet-talking!" Connor splashed water in your face, getting it up your nose.

"Shit—stop!" You coughed and swam closer to him, despite strands of hair uncomfortably sticking to your forehead and a dull ache in your nose. "Does he really talk like…like that around Nico?"

"No, but he stares a lot. Like he has a really obvious stare and stops doing everything just to stare." Connor glanced at Will, sitting ankle-deep at the shore, waves lapping at his shins. "Who knows, he might be imagining them swapping spit with each other—"

You hissed and clapped a hand over his mouth. He pushed your hand away and laughed. "He's so far. He can't hear us. RIGHT, WILL?"

The blond looked up and squinted in your direction. "Huh?" His voice was barely audible over the sloshing of the waves.

You shot Connor a glare. Then you felt a leg hook around yours. Before you could retort you were pulled beneath the surface again. You grabbed his shoulder and hauled yourself back up out of the water, grumbling and wiping the saltwater from your eyes.

"Fuck. You." You started to swim towards the shore, wading through the water.

"Hey, come back! I haven't had enough fun with you. Can we at least race?"

You called him over and waved your hand, getting an idea. You stopped after a few feet, looking down at the sea floor as your shirt billowed with the movement of the waves. Connor caught up to you. "What is it?"

"I think there's a watch there."

"A watch?"

"Yeah, there."

"I can't see it."

"Yeah, because you have to look closely, dumbass."

"There?"

"Yes, there."

"Is it a Rolex?"

"I don't know." You hoped he couldn't hear the smile in your voice. Then, while he had his head bent over the surface, trying to see what you were pointing at, you took the chance and shoved his head down, creating splashes as you did.

You laughed with satisfaction at getting him back as he coughed and spluttered. While he caught his bearings, you tried to continue swimming. But when Percy asked you a question, you stood still, letting your guard down. This gave Connor an opportunity to sneak up behind you and push you back down under the water by your shoulders, which of course, he did.

"Y/N, Connor's taking forever in the showers." Travis plopped down on the biggest hammock, the one you had taken the liberty of occupying. He threw you off balance and almost made you drop the pretty rock you had found.

Leo Valdez was splayed on another hammock with Piper McLean, making something with twigs and a soda can. "You think he drowned?"

Travis settled down and caused you to drop your rock. "He's not. He answered me when I called him."

You shook your head at the thought of your crush in the shower and frowned. "Why are you asking me about this?" Crush? Yes. Exactly. You found it a bit funny that you developed feelings for Connor, out of all people in camp, but once you looked past the rocks in your pillows and vinegar in your pancake syrup, he wasn't too bad. Then again, you had to endure the water up your nose to be around him as well.

You stuck your arm through the hammock and picked your rock off the soil. "We don't even have bathtubs at camp."

"You never know."

"What the Hades is that supposed to mean?"

For the next hour or two, your mind alternated between wandering off or going blank (and maybe Connor with wet hair). The others who went swimming joined you as well, either climbing the trees to talk with their friends more or laying on the hammocks. Others went back to their cabins. You lay there, soaking up the sun and feeling too lazy to even adjust yourself. You turned the rock over and over in your hand.

Clovis from the Hypnos cabin yawned. "It would be nice to take a nap. I'm tired..." His head drooped down and he snored.

At that, you felt more tempted to nap more than ever, but your doziness was interrupted by a shout.

"Guys!" Connor called. He ran towards your area at full speed. He could've stopped, but he tripped over a tree root. He straightened up, grinning and pushing curls out of his eyes.

You bit back a smirk, not sure if out of pettiness or endearment. "Did you find a serpent in the drain? Is that why it took you three hours?"

"No. Well, kind of. I was, um, I was taking a shower, obviously, and there was a worm. Anyway, we have a new camper! I couldn't find you guys," He pouted.

"Really? Who?" Travis asked. "Where from?"

"Uhm, California."

"Everyone's from California," Someone up in a nearby tree scoffed.

"She's a legacy from Camp Jupiter! Her parents are Greek, children of Nemesis and Demeter! And they actually got to survive past 25, with a house and all. Do you know how cool that is?!" Connor rambled.

Murmurs erupted. Very few adults were seen around Camp Half-Blood. It was even more rare to even hear of them living long enough to have children. You started wondering what it would be like to be a child of two demigods.

Connor jumped, is if an electric shock went through him. "Oh yeah, I forgot. Austen!"

Will had a half-brother named Austin. You looked at him with raised eyebrows and he shrugged, equally as clueless as you.

Connor disappeared again, but came back pulling a girl's hand along. She had shoulder length blonde hair and freckles sprinkled over her nose bridge, her face had strong features and she was dressed in a blouse with a cartoon character on it and jean shorts.

Leo snickered. "Imagine if this one's named Austen River."

You were too busy thinking about how Connor was acting with her. Or maybe you were a little weird for thinking he might have held her hand for a little too long, who knows?

He glanced shyly at her. "So...you're staying in the Hermes cabin for now, right?" He chuckled. "Sorry. We're sorted by godly parent here. Not sure where you're going to be put."

"Actually," Austen tucked a strand of hair behind her ear— "I was told I'll be staying in the Nemesis cabin." Connor's eager smile faded a little.

You spoke up, trying to ignore that last bit. "What's it like in New Rome?" You hoped your voice didn't sound as stiff as you felt.

Whatever she said about New Rome or Camp Jupiter or California or her demigod parents went into one of your ears and left through the other. Instead you had paid attention to how Connor would glance at her or how he laughed whenever she'd slip in a joke or two. He put his hands in his pockets and hooked his thumbs around the belt loops, which made you frown a bit. That was a nervous habit of his.

You felt a bit guilty for being so jealous. Did you often feel like this? Was it normal?

Sometime later, one of the people in our group jumped and yelped that it was almost time for Capture the Flag.

Austen looked down, mumbling something about how she had heard of it but never played or heard of how exactly to play it. Connor perked up, and offered to teach her, even to show her some tricks and spots.

That's alright. Like you gave a shit. Besides, that didn't hurt much. It only stung like a Hellhound's bite. In the ass. Through a tight pair of crispy scratchy jeans.

As if your day hadn't already turned sour enough, you had turned up with a sunburn from earlier at the beach.

You also would have said some more colorful insults and statements, but you felt like keeping it to yourself today. It was because you had seen Connor laughing with Austen with an arm over her shoulders. Your conscience told you that you shouldn't assume, but you snapped back at it, saying it was different when you had a crush. Besides, you knew Connor, and that boy was never that clingy on the first day of meeting someone. He never put his arm around people much, either.

The Fates must have felt particularly mischievous that day, too, because Connor and you had ended up on the same damn team in Capture the Flag. That might have sounded good, but what if he let Austen's team win?

You were left with him on the defensive, guarding the flag and standing on either side of the pole, facing away from each other.

"What do you think of Austen?" He asked.

You rolled your eyes while he couldn't see your face. Wow. No hi, hello, do you have any strategies in mind or anything. Just straight to Austen. Alright. "She's fine."

"Uh huh. Well, do—"

"Do you like her?" You blurted out. When you realized you said it out loud, you decided, fuck it, and faced him. He turned to you as well, looking surprised from what you could see of his face under his helmet.

"What?"

You looked down, mumbling so you wouldn't seem too upset. "Dude, you had an arm around her earlier. And...I saw you staring at her."

"Does that mean you always look at me as well?"

You immediately scowled, digging the sole of your shoe into the forest ground. "Shut up!" When he wouldn't look away from you, you frowned even deeper. That made a victorious smile start to bloom on his face.

He crossed his arms. "What's the matter? Jealous?"

For a moment, your breath caught in your throat. Luckily for you, your mind reacted quickly. "I mean, if you like Austen so much I can go with your buddy Isaac. He has been dropping a lot of hints lately. Then you'll know I'm not jealous, right?"

"Isaac? Dropping hints? Wow. You really think he'd treat you better than I would?"

"What?"

"What?"

You gripped your weapon, feeling your palms get sweaty. Your eyes widened. "You tell me!"

Connor raised his hands in surrender. "Um...You first! Why are you being weird?"

"Why are you so clingy with Austen all of a sudden? Do you like her? It's been, like, 2 hours since she came here, Connor."

Connor took off his helmet. "I don't like her! Chiron told me to give her a tour! I was on my way here when she arrived." He laughed. What was so funny about this? This boy had a strange sense of humor.

"Then what about you going to the Big House with her?"

"Y/N, I twisted my ankle." He glanced down, and you followed his gaze to see some compression gauze around his left ankle peeking out from the collar lining of his dirty shoe. "And besides, I've only liked one person for...um, a long time."

Your expression softened. "Who?"

He took a deep breath, then pressed so hard on the hilt of his sword hanging at his hip, that his hand slipped. He put his thumbs through his pants' belt loops. "Um...please don't get mad..."

Why would you be mad? "It's you, Y/N. Only you. For a year or two." He laughed nervously. "Or more."

"Me?" You asked incredulously, jaw dropping. You felt a shock run through you, not believing what you just heard.

"No, the nymph over there."

A tall, slim girl with braided hair and skin tinted green appeared beside you, scowling. You nearly jumped out of your skin at that. "Don't drag me into your lovers' quarrel!" Then she disappeared into green mist.

You looked back at Connor. "You're serious?"

"No, I'm Connor."

"Connor, please."

"Yes! Yes, of course, you! It's been so damn long, Y/N! I've been scared that you wouldn't like me back, you know, but since you asked, I can't not say it, okay? I haven't crushed on anyone else in years, because of how your eyes look when you talk about something you like, or your smile, or the way you speak, and how clingy you can get without knowing it when you're tired because you want someone to lean on. You're the only one who's on my mind, all the time. Only you." He cleared his throat, then inhaled through his teeth. He looked just as flustered as I felt.

"Oh. Me...me too." You mustered the courage to respond. Your head almost spun from the information, but at the same time your heart was going to break out of your ribcage from joy. "Me too, I-I like you a lot, I like you so much, Con, you keep me awake at night, too."

He sighed, relieved at your response. He then approached you, helmet under his arm. You reached out to take his hand, face breaking out into a grin, but then your thoughts interrupted you two once again, via your mouth. "Hey, Con."

"Yes?" You almost squealed in giddiness with the heart-eyed look he was giving you at that moment.

"What if Austen likes you?"

"Oh, no, I'm gay," Said a third voice. You spun around to see Austen, still in her cartoon design shirt and shorts, a bow slung over her shoulder and a knife in her hand. "...That's okay, right?" She asked.

"Oh, yeah, totally." Connor shrugged.

Austen relaxed. "Okay." Then she tried darting past you two, but you jumped into position, blocking her way.

You realized a second too late that your efforts were directed at a decoy. "Thank you!" Someone shouted. Annabeth Chase stood at your base, holding your flag, grinning proudly.

[blenselche]

writing and rewriting and editing this ferntress scene is gonna do me in

[experimentfae]

Marshall Lee x fem! reader

Oneshot

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You were at your job sadly that job was the unfortunate retail, at a music shop “hey do you where the flutes are?” Asked a women who weirdly look identical to you’re friend fionna “yeah there best to the drum sticks.” She thanked you headed there. 

You sighed going through your phone to pass the time not realizing someone entered the store. While continued you’re scrolling around you’re favorite app you heard someone come up.

You put your phone and your eyes widen and felt your cheeks become red to see a super hot guy, “hey can I a guitar pick?” Took you a minute but you realized they’re right behind you “o-oh sorry I’m.. let me g-get this for you.” Inside you are feeling embarrassed that you’re stuttering.

“No biggie.” You put the Guitar pick on the scanner “is that all.” He seemed to be in thought it he quickly got out of it “na this is all I need.” “That… um well be 1.30.” You spoke avoiding eye contact. “Here you are and see ya.” He handed the money and head out with his new guitar pick.

You banged your head onto the counter “I completely embarrassed myself, he probably thinks I’m some weirdo now.” You groaned out “um hello.” You looked back up now extremely embarrassed you forgot that chick was still here “Sorry! Um I’ll scan that for you.” You replied just wanting this interaction to be over.

After she payed her flute she left, you sighed you took your phone, beginning to text fionna need to vent what just happened.

[y/n]: Fionna I did something stupid I need you to make me feel better!

[Fionna]: what happened?

[y/n] I embarrassed myself in front of this hot guy, then I embarrassed my self again with some that look like you’re twin but that’s besides the point.

[Fionna]: weird properly saw her before. It’s ok (y/n) that guy will forget eventually and next time you see him you can re introduce yourself.

[y/n]: you’re probably right just also upset is because I didn’t even get to know what his name was. Hopefully I do see him again.

[Fionna]: I’m sure you will (y/n) are you busy this weekend?

[y/n]: Nope my weekend is free.

[Fionna]: Awesome I been wanting to try the new boba shop that opened up, been dying to try one of those.

(Y/n): then I’ll see you tomorrow bye bud lunch break is starting and I’m super hungry.

[fionna]: Bye Bud.

After lunch breaks me more work you finally finished work, you headed home and was thankful the weekend came quicker then you thought.

Next day you and fionna were at the boba shop getting your orders “maybe I should get this one.” Mutters fionna as she looked around the boba options. You already made you’re choice waiting for you’re drink.

You then suddenly see the hot guy again you almost gasped let’s pray that you good maybe even ok at least “hey fionna.” He spoke heading towards her…. Wait what.

“Hey Marshall Lee just getting some boba with (y/n).” She knew him?! You watched as his eyes widen when he looked your way “It’s you from that music shop.” NOOOOO HE REMEMBERS!!!! “I um… I need to use the bathroom!” You yelled speeding away.

Thankfully the place did actually have one, so you went in trying to hide until he left “why the did I do that.” You groaned out feeling frustrated at yourself, you embarrassed yourself again, You immediately beginning texting fionna.

[y/n]: you knew him?!

[Fionna]: Marshall Lee was the guy you were talking about? Small world.

[y/n]: how come you didn’t tell me? Who else do you know?

[Fionna]: well I know this guy named Gary and that’s about it really and I guess, and LSP oh almost forgot Hunter.

[y/n]: Wait isn’t Hunter you’re boyfriend?

[Fionna]: What no! This is about you not about me and if you’re waiting for him to leave he left, so come out of the bathroom.

You let out a sigh of relief and came back out to see fionna with her boba waiting for you. “Done chickening out?” Fionna asked “I’m not chickening put I’m just… needed to genuinely use the bathroom.” “Huh uh.” She replied with a knowing smirk.

“If you’re interested he told me he thought you were cute.” Fionna stated while drinking ther boba “wait really?” You asked with hope in your eyes “yeah.” She simply said like it wasn’t a big deal. You became flustered.

“You know what I should get you guys to officially meet!” Fionna suggested with excitement “I… maybe I would be more prepared.” You replied feeling hopeful this time “yeah, maybe you, me, cake and Marshall Lee can have a hangout.” “Sounds cool.” You agreed feeling a bit of confidence.

“So how about Wednesday?” Fionna suggested “yeah I could do that.” You replied “cool.” You two counties with your day out until night time, you were home now hoping you could be able to face Marshall Lee in person, after all he thinks you’re cute.

Couple days later, Wednesday came and After work you got dressed and waited for fionna to tell you the location.

[y/n]: where’s the location at?

[Fionna]: where at a Marshall Lee place’s he wanted us to hang out to watch the movie me and cake found called ‘heat signature’ .”

[y/n]: I did hear that movie was pretty good alright guess I’ll head over there.

Fionna sent you the location, thankfully it wasn’t that far, you checked to see it was the right apartment and it was, so you knocked on the door making sure you looked good then you see Marshall Lee opening the door.

“(Y/n) you made it, come in.” You wanted to see something but it’s like the words got stuck in your throat so you just walked in. “Alright.” He spoke seating down on his red sofa. “Yes! movie night, oh can you make nachos I always wanted to try those.” Spoke cake in excitement “alright I’ll be back and you guys make yourself comfortable.” Cake and Fiona sat together while Fiona assured for you to sit next to her.

“So got the hots for Marshall Lee.” Stated cake making you blush “it’s obvious isn’t it?” “Yeah.” Cake simply said while eating chips, “don’t worry remover what I said about Marshall Lee he thinks you’re cute.” Reassured Fionna “thank’s fionna.” We then see Marshall Lee back with the nachos.

“Be careful cake I p- cake didn’t wait time and grabbed a nacho and ate the whole chip until you started screaming my a little and immediately grabbed her drink and gulped the whole thing. “What.. the Glob.. was that?!” Yelled cake between breathes this made Marshall Lee laugh “there are jalapeño peppers in there, I tried to warn you.”

Cake could only grunt while the rest of us laugh, “you have a nice, laugh.” You paused you’re laughing to see Marshall Lee was talking to you, “I-um t-thanks.” He smiled “you’re welcome. “Now let’s watch this movie.” He said Turing the light off and starting the movie.

While watching the movie you grabbed the nachos and other snacks you hummer in delight of tasting the food “glad you like it, I’m not much of a chef but… I try.” He spoke “yeah it’s… it’s good.” You agreed making him smile.

“I gotta use the bathroom.” Fionna stated while nudging cake “huh.” Cake looked confused until she seemed to remember something “oh! Um right I’ll come with.” They both got up and left.

You both Continue to watch. “Sir I can’t get a radar it’s like… they be one have a heat signature?!” Spoke one characters you forgot the name of already. “You know they did that to give us alone time.” Spoke Marshall Lee with a knowing smirk.

“That’s explains w-why they both went to the bathroom.” You replied “and I know that you have a thing for me girl it’s apparent.” This comment made you blush like crazy you’re hands instinctively covers you’re face. “wait no I-!“it’s ok no need to shout I think you’re cute, and I wanna get to know you more.”

You slowly uncovers your hands “really?” “Really now when can we hang out again?” He asked with hope making your confidence come through “I… maybe next weekend would be cool to hang.” You’re face no longer you showed you’re small smile to him “cool then let me give you my number.” He text you his and you text him your number.

“Well then cutie can’t wait for next weekend.” You smiled “yeah can’t wait too.” Fionna and Cake came back with smiles “so you gonna date now?!” Cheered Cake “that takes time cake.” You replied “makes sense, I guess.” She replied.

You guys continue to watch the movie but you couldn’t help but continue about your next hangout with Marshall Lee.

<- Back to MasterList or back to Fionna and Cake/ adventure time

[vikkirosko]

Masterlist Land of Ooo

🎒 Finn Mertens 🗡

Finn Mertens x fem!Reader platonic headcanons Lich's wife

Finn Mertens x Reader Platonic headcanons Like Ulti

🐶 Jake 🥪

Jake x fem!Reader platonic headcanons Lich's wife

Jake x male!Reader Platonic headcanons Son

🍬 Princess Bubblegum 🧪

Princess Bubblegum x fem!Reader platonic headcanons Lich's wife

🎸 Marceline 🦇

Marceline x Reader Platonic headcanons Like Ulti

🔥 Flame Princess 🦁

❄️ Ice King | Simon Petrikov 👓

[faslyum]

went to a cafe and you get to draw there

[bonetrix-arts]

*uses this stupid doodle of Alastor to get your attention*

Hey folks

I'm finally gonna actually make an etsy!!

So I wanna know what I should focus on

I wanna do stickers, charms, and buttons to start off. So...

[ultimate-blorbo-collector]

what about winter king x summer queen reader?

here’s a scenario fionna and cake and the ice scouts are in the middle of fighting the candy people until reader breaks in fist blazing and ready to kick candy queen’s butt, like she’s super mad and saves winter and simon

Hey, sorry for taking so long! I've had a lot going on (covid and exams mostly), and I wasn't sure how I wanted to end this one. I think I'll do a follow-up fic as well since I liked this one a lot.

Warnings: Insecure reader, unreliable narrator/reader, death/murder mentions

Wordcount: 1865

You sighed, feeling the cool water lightly splash against your skin and the heat from the pool floatie burn beneath you as you moved your arm. You closed your eyes and fully immersed yourself in this feeling. You always had this luxury, but for some reason, you felt like savoring it today.

Your servant cut through the water before stopping right beside you. It held out a glass of tea, and you took it and lightly held the top of the glass to the side, unafraid of whether the salty water would mix with it.

What you really craved at the moment was to skate around the kingdom of the Winter King, your fiancé. You loved the heat of your kingdom, but the Winter Kingdom was so enticing. The feeling of Simon’s cold hands touching your cheeks or hand or holding you close made you shiver almost every time. Not to mention, encasing yourself in snow and ice instantly relaxed you, no matter what.

You took a few sips of your tea as you drew yourself back to reality. You couldn’t be with him right now. He found travelers who desperately needed his help, and you could ruin everything by accidentally melting things. You eagerly agreed at the time. It wasn’t unreasonable for him to ask that of you. Just a few months before, you asked him to stay away from the fire people who came to you for help. It was hypocritical to now be upset; he has even more control over his power than you do.

Regardless of your reasoning, your stomach hurt. You called out to your faithful servant, “Nessie?”

She made a small hum as she swam back to you.

“Be honest.” You held the glass in both hands and tapped the glass before dropping it to the side. “Should I have told Simon to stay home when I helped those fire people?”

She caught the glass with her tail. “You know my answer, my lady.”

“I know, but I want to hear it again.” Your cheeks ran hot at that confession.

She held in a smile. “I think it was the right thing to do. He could have hurt them since he gets so excited. Just a little bit of snow, and swish, they’re gone. Snuffed out.”

“Thanks, Nessie.”

“Any time, my lady.”

You called back again, “Wait.” She stopped, and you continued, “Why do I feel so awful about having to stay here while he helps someone, then?”

“I think you’re worried about him. You don’t know anything about his visitors. May even be jealous.” You shot a glare, and her expression softened. “I’m sure he felt the same way.”

You began to relax again. “Thanks again. I'm sorry.”

“Don’t be. It’s what I’m here for.”

You sighed and slunk back into your floatie. Nessie was completely right. You just didn’t want anything to happen to him, and being able to pinpoint what you were feeling took a weight off of your shoulders.

You closed your eyes again, only to hear faint quacking in the distance. A penguin slid to the edge of the pool, quacking frantically. You sprung up, falling off your floatie. You didn’t understand the penguins like the Winter King, but it was obviously distressed. Something was wrong.

You swam to the edge and climbed over, grabbing your dress off its lounge chair. You took a deep breath and heated your body, allowing the droplets on your skin to evaporate.

Nessie ran over to you with your sword. “I know you’re worried about him, but be careful.”

“Thanks.” You took your sword by the hilt before calling for your huge swan. “Send the penguin home for me.”

 

You weren't hopeful since you already knew what happened. The Candy Queen kidnapped Simon like she did every week. You rushed to the Candy Kingdom on your swan, flying just above the cotton candy trees. The thought of him standing in his gummy cell, listening to the Candy Queen’s newest attempt to serenade him made your blood boil.

You used to sympathize with her. She had to be so lonely and sad to repeatedly kidnap another person’s partner. Simon insisted she was only crazy. A freak accident melted parts of her brain, leading her to spend the next hundred years chasing after a man who didn’t love her.

You didn’t believe him at first, but your sympathy slowly dwindled as you were forced to save him over and over. You could swear that he allowed her to capture him sometimes. He could fight, and so could his many masterfully-crafted ice scouts, yet she still always managed to catch him off-guard somehow. You gripped the reigns, only to almost drop them when the swan honked softly.

You shook your head, trying to ground yourself back to reality. Simon gets so involved in whatever he’s doing, so getting kidnapped while helping travelers seems right. He’s just unlucky. Or maybe he’s lucky to have you around to save him.

 

Soon enough, you made it to the gates of the Candy Kingdom. You commanded your Swan to stay and burst inside, melting any of the candy minions who came near you. You rushed up the steps of the nearest tower, the sugary stairs sticking to your heels.

You reached the top floor where the Candy Queen normally kept Simon, only to find it empty. You assumed she took him on a “date,” only to turn to your right, finding a huge room you had never seen before. You watched as the Candy Queen led Simon and another man to the top of a giant mixer.

Simon called out to you and the mixer's whirring echoed as you ran through the room and up the stairs, passing more candy minions and the ice scouts. You made it to the top and called out to the Candy Queen.

She turned, dropping the two men on the ground. “It’s you! You need to stay away from my husband, lady!”

You charged towards her, missing your swing. “No, you get away from him, you hag!”

She dodged your next swing. “You know, he doesn’t think I’m a hag.”

“No, no,” Simon yelled out, “You’re a hag. Definitely.”

She stopped to wink. “He’s just playing hard to get.”

While she posed, you hit the back of her head with the hilt of your sword, and she fell to the edge of the mixer. You glared at her with your sword still in your hands. You could kill her and be done with all of this. You knew it wasn’t right, and Simon had begged you in the past to not let your anger and jealousy come over you.

But she went too far today. She tried to kill him by throwing him into a flipping blender. She was more than just a sad old hag or an inconvenience. She was dangerous.

You clutched your sword with both hands, only for Simon rushed in front of you to grab you by your cheeks, pulling you into a kiss. The cold encased you, and you instantly relaxed as you cooled. You dropped your sword, hearing it clank against the ground as you put your arms around him.

He held you like this for a while, only to pull away as you clung to his suit jacket. He smiled at you warmly and held your hands.

“Thank you, my queen,” He spoke loudly and held his arm out, almost like he was making an announcement, “You’ve once again saved us from the jaws of death.”

You nearly choked on your breath, amazed by his charm as you always were. “I can’t believe she tried to kill you.”

“Maybe the wedding announcement got to her.”

“I swear if she tries that again, I’ll kill her.”

“Well, don’t kill her. Please. Anything we do to her, she’ll just come back worse.” His face lightened. “But you saved us, my fair lady!”

“Is she going to be okay?” A voice came from behind you. You turned to the source to see a man with glasses. Were you crazy or was he eerily similar to Simon? They were so different. If you described both of them, they would sound so different, but when you looked at him, you also saw Simon, just without the long nose and blue skin.

“Ah, my lady, this is another version of me.” Simon put his arm around you, placing his hand on your shoulder, and you relaxed from tension you didn’t notice until then. “Simon, this is my fiancé, the Summer Queen.”

You took a small bow. “Nice to meet you.” The other Simon returned the greeting.

You watched a girl and a cat walk up the steps, and you reached to the floor for your sword, only for the Winter King to grab your hand again. “No, no, they’re with the other me.”

You blushed. This castle kept you on edge. You never knew who could arrive and take Simon—your Simon— away from you again, especially now that the Candy Queen had shown her new intentions.

You started to heat up again. Why couldn’t she just leave him alone? She wasn’t awful; there were crazier people in Ooo. She could easily find someone else, but no, your fiancé was too amazing.

“I think it’s time to go.” Your Simon picked you up in one fell swoop, and he laid a trail of kisses on your neck. His cold lips tickled your neck, sending shivers down your spine. You laughed softly and moved your head away from him, exposing your neck even more.

You looked over at the other Simon, who seemed almost jealous. The Winter King gently put you down, and you continued to make eye contact with him until he abruptly broke said eye contact. If there’s another Simon, maybe there’s another you. Could he be missing that other you?

The Winter King leaned down beside you. “Don’t mind him, Snowflake. He’s just sad.” You covered your mouth and tried not to laugh. How could he talk about himself like that?

You grabbed his tie, pulling and keeping him at your level. “Why is he sad?”

“He’s so lonely, dear, and not to mention he couldn’t break free from the crown.” He held your hand that gripped the tie as your loosened your grip. “He won’t be sad for long. I’m making him a new crown, and he’ll get better.”

You listened to the silence for a moment. The other Simon wasn’t very far from you. “I think you need to whisper.”

“Oh, don’t worry. I’m sure he understands. We can’t have you in the dark, can we?”

���No, I get that, but- You didn’t have to tell me this here. You could have waited.”

“Nonsense, it’s fine.” He straightened back up. “I think we just need to get you out of here. You’re so on-edge.”

You agreed and let the entire group ride back to the Winter Kingdom on your swan, careful not to let the other Simon fly off the back. You let the group off in the new hole in the Winter King’s lab. You held your Simon close for a moment before heading home.

[dontaskchaosandco]

Disclaimer: the winner may instead advance to a “finals round” poll.

This poll is part of a trio: male • non-binary • female

[robot-swag-competition]

BRACKET DROP

[id: a 32 contestant tournament bracket. the pairings are as follows: LEFT SIDE: looks to the moon vs. five pebbles, BMO vs wall-e, AI sada/turo vs eric and deborahbot5000, sweet cap'n cakes vs sun/moon (daycare attendants), GLaDOS vs data, p03 vs zane julien, wx-78 vs k9, and hatsune miku vs murderbot.

RIGHT SIDE: a literal roomba vs shelldon, the world machine vs bee, mettaton vs jenny wakeman, yes man vs grumbot, am (allied mastercomputer) vs v1, k1bo/kiibo vs baymax, metal sonic vs bender, and starscream vs hal 9000. end id]

this thing stressed me out for DAYS seriously. snick had to force me to take a break because i was so worried about making the bracket fair LMAOOO

anyway, it's here now! the voting will begin one week from now, (21st of feb australia time,) to allow for any adjustments that may need to be made to the bracket to take place in time. lemme know if anything needs to be switched around!

NOTE: i will not be changing the position of five pebbles and looks to the moon. also, i know what i said in the rules, this is if you can't tell the sole exception (it's for the bit)

and now the arduous task of tagging all of these fandoms.

[slymewitch]

Wit da boys (and Carmilla the mismagius)