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Nothing feels better than having a videogame to obsess over. Something you look forward to playing in the morning or after work/school. Ive been depressed for a while and while this isn’t the same as being genuinely active its nice to have SOMETHING I like doing.
Anyway heres a thing I made. Its gonna be a hub leading to a bunch more builds but for now this is it.
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YOU CANT REVIVE HUMANS WITH ALCHEMY KATRINA NOOOOOOOO
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Wait you’re the bike cuck guy?
I went on a date today and she found out I made the bike comic
I was out this this cute girl and I think we were really hitting it off, then she asked what kind of comics I make. I told her, and then as she looked at them on her phone, recognition came over her face.
Her: "oh...OH MY GOD... ARE YOU THE BIKE CUCK GUY???"
Me: "Y-yeah..."
Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Her: "WAIT, HOLD ON, I GOTTA SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS."
She asked the people at the table behind us if she could borrow one of their phones for a second to pull up something on the browser. Then she held their phone somewhat in front of hers and took a photo of me along with it.
I never asked for the photo so here is my approximate recreation of what I think it looked like:
She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.
Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."
She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.
Her: "What?"
Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."
Her amused smile slowly descended into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.
then, after a pause
it rose again into a smile
Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.
Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.
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OK SO NOW IT SEEMS LIKE REPLYING WITH A SPACE IS AN EVIL INCANTATION THAT MAKES THE REBLOG AFTER IT HAVE AN EXTRA SPACE AND ALSO BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO EDIT
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Ok wise guy what BUG are you?
do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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Clint fucking sucks.
Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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I agree with this for other people
SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)
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ok so apparently if you reblog with blank space it won’t work but it will add a row of space beneath the previous reblog
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Pfft. Yeah sure my phone could shut off if the developer decides to. I dont believe y
Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames
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Hi everyone! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!
And if you can spare a dollar, donate to ANERA!
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And adult horses can fuck RIGHT OFF
i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me
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