#Admin Courtney

[magma-grunt-zesty]

. . . i . i feel like a total idiot right now. .

. .. i left for one second and now its gone .

I left my Manga on the break room table and now its gone ..

[official-team-magma]

I am at... the museum...

you lot cannot... be left... unsupervised 🎶

[tethrarisms]

I love both versions of the headcanons behind Maxie and Archie's former team.

On the one hand, to picture them as part of an existing previous team is nice because no one would know why they broke up and became rivals since the team didn't need them to function. So now they're just all over the place, starting their own organization, spreading chaos and using the environment to justify their extreme actions while their followers are like: Yeah, I don’t know why we hate the other organization so much but if boss told us to hate them, we'll do it!

On the other hand, to picture them as leaders of the same team is basically two parents going through a divorce and admittedly picking their favorite children/forcing them to pick a favorite parent. Courtney and Tabitha? It's Maxie. He has a sense of order and structure they crave. Shelly and Matt? They just like Archie better because he lets them eat ice cream for dinner. Consequences? That's for our future selves to worry about!

Both versions are ridiculous and hilarious because they're still divorced and making it about everybody else on the planet. I love these two chaotic dads.

[hoennsgeologyboy]

Are we sure that Courtney isn't just neurodivergant and has some of the worst social cues?

If she is, she’s going to have her condition named after her. I’ve done some reading on neurodivergence, (suspecting I may have some form myself) and none of them really line up with what she’s been up to.

More proof to the robot theory, you remember that horror game that came out a while ago? With the animatronic ursaring and all? She moves like that. It’s very bizarre.

[matsubusa-m]

how are your admins?

They are very well, as far as I can see.

Tabitha is out of the base for a field mission (so I can’t really see him but I believe he is alright) and Courtney is typing something on her laptop. I believe she is working on a research report

[official-team-magma]

🎵🎶🎵

Share this if you’re a dark type enjoyer

Or if you would make strange noises in the woods at night to scare off travelers

[gleaming-glasses]

Teamwork

[magma-grunt-zesty]

🌋❤🌋❤

*analysis . . . complete. .*

A bit ooc// alrighty all you courtneys here you go. A playlist of songs that remind me of you, and songs I think you'd listen too. I hope you enjoy!! . . .

@kaga-ribi-612

[official-team-magma]

i've never... done anything wrong... ever... in my life... ♩♬

[official-team-magma]

analyzing...

circumstances... unrelated to me. unfortunate 🎶

Quest Added:

A Sweet Treat

Inform Courtney Ashbourne of your favorite ice cream.

Optional Objective: Hug your Gible for comfort.

courtneys, amirite

[osseincactus]

Drew this like 2 months ago and never posted it...

[hoennsgeologyboy]

spill the courtney tea

Alright, since you asked!!

The running theory that a lot of us at Team Magma has is that she's actually a robot. She always has this dead-eye'd stare about her, not to mention she speaks like a computer terminal.

That is really not even the half of it. By far the worst thing is her bizarre obsession with my father. The only time she isn't acting like a robot is when she is acting like a dewey eyed school girl. I have read that this sort of behavior has it's own internet terminology by the name of "Simping". It has caused a notable rift between me and Courtney from infancy! Imagine! Having "beef" as they call it, with a one year old, because I take up the attention of my father, thereby causing her to receive less.

The. Tomfoolery. Is. Exceptional.

My father has none of that sort interest in Courtney, so to speak, so it all ends up being quite tiresome.

[official-team-magma]

confusing 🎵

fervor... relatable... motive analysis: inconclusive 🎶

Y'know, this was entertaining the first couple of times... and now it's just sad. No clue how Achillea puts up with this.

[khoailag]

GOT MOCHI’ED IDIOTS!!!

[izelleon]

i wish i had even half the swag of a pokespe villain