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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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monkawonka · 1 year ago
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He’s being forced to read law books :(
Pose x
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s0rr3l · 2 months ago
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never bet against a monkey (he won't play fair)
@jeminiikrystal @blackknight-kai @marcu-bug @rovobeam @szynkaaa @dunanana @maiden-of-the-waters
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finsterwalds · 10 months ago
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Time to feel some Old World Blues guys
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swedenis-h · 1 year ago
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ANH Luke (unaware of the horrors to come)!!
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salamispots · 1 year ago
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last fam gift wip :0
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Loving him was red
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*.❤️🎶heart and music!!!🎶❤️.*
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monsieuroverlord · 1 month ago
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Thanks to @wolverines-actual-boyfriend/ @milesasinmorales for the suggestion to draw Aki with a deathhawk!
I reblogged with the sketch earlier today but wanted to practice color because that's never been my strong suit. I also just learned how to separate layers by color in Krita and found it it works even when you take a picture of your sketchbook page!
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nato-obenkrieger · 4 months ago
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You should draw Nato seeing Emmie for the first time after transition at like a family gathering or something I think he'd react super silly to her being a her now 🥰🥰🥰
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this is very messy and low effort but i was inspired ❤️ dialogue in the alt text in case you can’t read my handwriting.
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oleafia-art · 5 months ago
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“he had a face like mine, but…same.”
DEPRESSED MIDDLE AGED MAN YAOI HAS CONSUMED ME
as always reblogs r very much appreciated!
alternate flipped version under the cut:
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liccy · 2 years ago
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Another gift for the writer's appreciation event!
This one is based off the hilarious ending scene for @loquaciouslk's fic... one that delightfully distracted me into rereading it several times! Definitely worth it!
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aphroditenyan · 3 months ago
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got bored and thought "what if milk chan wore heelys lol"
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look at them having a completely normal non-manipulative friendship what good friends they all are. look at those happy smiles and ignore the red lines im sure the red has no symbolism at all hahaha
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jennilah · 4 months ago
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chrome was like "aw.... ublock origin doesnt work anymore.... aint that so sad..."
im stubborn but i saw the utterly unusable vanilla internet for all of 1 minute before i moved all my bookmarks to firefox and resumed there. go fuck yourself ♥
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eryiel · 1 year ago
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he's an act of god
reference screenshot under the cut
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