#AbandonSwift

[anonymouscrackhead]

#AbandonSwift: Tom Hiddleston & Taylor Swift Are Finally Over

Tom & Tay-phisto are through and I hope they never get back together...please don't

  Last time on Dragon Ball Z

I threw a photo on the site and everyone thought Tom Hiddleston was dead…when in reality he was Hobbit-trekking/ Batman spelunking through Mordor publically attached to the hip of good-for-nothing Frodo-esque Taylor Swift.  With Calvin Harris swooping in periodically to bring down a sh*t storm of hilarity and the Twitter public was the huge eye in the sky thing.

Me…I…