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We Robbed A Zoo, Episode 2: "Beauty and The Buffalo Thang"

We Robbed A Zoo, Episode 2: “Beauty and The Buffalo Thang”

Greetings, y’all.

How you doin’?

This week we have returned with the second episode of our new podcast, We Robbed a Zoo.

In this episode, we talk about human on buffalo-lion-wolf creature romances, “exclusively gay moments”, Sam Worthington, and Aquaman and Sony’s Venom stand-alone release date shuffle.

Oh, and we casually shit-talk Iron Fist and it’s equally shitty debut. It was a good day:

Epis…

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Miracle on Shou-Lao Street: Iron Fist Can Still Be Asian-American

Miracle on Shou-Lao Street: Iron Fist Can Still Be Asian-American

If you are like me and are part of the Petty Supreme Team™,  you are probably still stewing over the Iron Fist casting and then even the subsequent promo photos.

Just…why?

You see, every time the Marvel posts promos for Iron Fist–aka posts random social media material concerning a suburban White dude on hard times doing something he, well, shouldn’t be–the madness is exacerbated and internet…

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Suicide Squad Live-Tweet Event

The time has come to dust off cloak, grab your backpack and come ready with some drinks, good wi-fi, and your roast hand. 

It’s the magical time of year when a movie that I definitely was not going to waste my time and money to see in theaters finally comes to DVD. 

A movie that I still refuse to actually buy.

But let’s not dwell on that.

Due to the demand of more movie live-tweets we decided to…

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James Brown is directly or indirectly responsible for the creation of about 6 different genres of music but I’ve got to hear about the fucking Beatles everyday.

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#AbandonSwift: Tom Hiddleston & Taylor Swift Are Finally Over

Tom & Tay-phisto are through and I hope they never get back together...please don't

  Last time on Dragon Ball Z

I threw a photo on the site and everyone thought Tom Hiddleston was dead…when in reality he was Hobbit-trekking/ Batman spelunking through Mordor publically attached to the hip of good-for-nothing Frodo-esque Taylor Swift.  With Calvin Harris swooping in periodically to bring down a sh*t storm of hilarity and the Twitter public was the huge eye in the sky thing.

Me…I…

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The dude that assaulted Dylan Roof in jail...

Somebody paid his $100,000 bond!

He’s out of jail!!

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>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

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<b>TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS EVERYONE</b>

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Alternative Black Girls

Black Girls are the ratchet type,

Black girls are the ghetto type

No! I am an alternative black girl,

The one who watches anime and play video games,

Listen to rock music and cosplay my features,

Very quirky but I’m still in the game,

Be kawaii & embrace my melanin,

Maybe you should stop assuming that all black girls are classless & ignorant,

We’ve been silence for so long that we feel the need to express our lives,

But, you don’t wanna hear us but rather see us tear ourselves apart in hell,

We chosen our own destiny & respect all black girls around the world,

Society is the one to blame and they claim to tame me,

But no no,

I’m livin for my lifestyle for that I breathe in the life cycle,

Just to escape this bullshit called reality,

I’m fatality and this is my philosophy,

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White people tryna use AAVE be like:

YAAAASS Sally Lou Listerine, we are literally about to get crunk and turn up at Starbucks with these on point Pumkpin Spice Lattes, because we ain’t no basic thots…OR NAH. Stay TRILL!

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remind me again why morgan freeman wasn’t dumbledore i mean “harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire?” could not possibly sound sweeter than coming from his heavenly voice i just