#Aaron »Tweak« Kirby

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Tweak's notes

Seriously, who abandons a town just to spite a business rival? Mr. Emmett Reaves, rail baron! Like, symbolism! Literally giving up PROSPERITY to dance on Orville Fall's grave! He re-named the town FALL'S END! So petty! What a dingus.

This town needs a new name. Off the top of my head: Newtown Kirbyburg (Kirburg?) Bartertown Shittsburg Mannekinsville

A note by Aaron »Tweak« Kirby, found in Prosperity. ❇︎ Notes of Hope County

[lulu2992]

Deleted answering machine messages from Far Cry 5

I found more unreleased content! Here are three messages that were cut and are not available as sound files, but are still transcribed in the oasisstrings file.

“Cult Follower Female 3” - Holland Valley:

Just need to elaborate on somethin' John Seed said earlier. He said we can't think of these people who're joining us as "prisoners." More like people who've been led astray by the world out there. A world that made them dismiss first and think later. They will say YES to their new lives. We need to give them time. Give them love. Make them feel it.

Adelaide Drubman - Whitetail Mountains:

Alright you limped-dick son of a bitch. What on God's green earth did you say to my Xander? Poor sweetheart's been starin' like a deer in headlights for near an hour, eyeballs big as a kitty-cat's. Said you came by is all. Did you threaten him? I swear on my mother's grave, if you threatened him, I will shove my rifle so far up your ass you won't even hear the gunshot. You have no right to be here. Not you or your damn son. So stay clear, you hear me?!

Tweak - Henbane River:

You destroyed my life. Once I've come down from this high I'm gonna get you somehow

I don’t know why they didn’t make it to the game, especially since they all seem still relevant to me. Maybe they were linked to locations that were eventually cut. I’m just speculating but, for example, it’s possible the inside of Fort Drubman (which is in the Whitetail Mountains) was going to be explorable at some point and Adelaide’s message was on a phone in the house. Also, I really wish I knew who Tweak is talking to...

There’s another recording, still available as an audio file, but that I don’t remember ever hearing in the game.

And there are deleted messages from Joseph (one) and Faith (seven), all in the Henbane River region, but I’ve already talked about them here :)

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Tweak's "lab" in Prosperity - Far Cry 5 (2018)

[afarcryfrommymain]

Pastor Jerome Jefferies features prominently in the Holland Valley storyline. If you take too long to liberate Fall End, he actually ends up doing it. He also saves your character from capture during "The Cleansing".

Aaron "Tweak" Kirby is a drug maker/dealer and features first in the quest "fast", he improves how effective the steroid drug things you're able to take.

[havingsomemorejohnlarks]

more memes i made!!! >:)

[8bitpizzacoupons]

Stuff to say to dad next time I see him. You think this is all about Hamlet but that’s only 35.3% of it I was the student but I’m gonna be the master, I’m closer than ever to undoing your shit You were mean to mom and I understand why she left you The trip to Canada fixed nothing Even if the world is ending thats no excuse man I will Nuremburg your ass so fast

[blulexx]

Tweak and the deputy

[teamhawkeye]

Tweak’s comments on Boomer

[minilev]

I know he's not exactly big character but I was wondering if we could get any of my boy Tweak in the shower?

[i-am-the-balancing-point]

Tweak's notes

Stuff to say to dad next time I see him.

You think this is all about Hamlet but that's only 35.3% of it

I was the student but I'm gonna be the master, I'm closer than ever to undoing your shit

You were mean to mom and I understand why she left you

The trip to Canada fixed nothing

Even if the world is ending that's no excuse man

I will Nuremberg your ass so fast

A note by Tweak found in Prosperity. ❇︎ Notes of Hope County

[lulu2992]

Hello,

Not sure if you've already covered this but what do you make of the rotary phones with the creepy messages scattered across Faith's region?

Hello! So, if I’m not mistaken, there are five rotary phones in the Henbane River region. First, we have these two messages:

Administrator’s Cabin: “Civilian Female 06” crying.

O’Hara’s Haunted House: “Civilian Male 03” (probably O’Hara) laughing.

Then these three from Faith:

Mastodon Geothermal Park: Shaja su dajri martiyi. (Wenja greeting; just a Primal Easter egg.)

Eden’s Convent: Rachel's so sad and alone. Once was lost, never found. She led a faithless life and it brought her low. Faith rose up in her, but Rachel stayed low down. Faith flies divine, and Rachel... Rachel gropes around in the darkness. I left her there a long time ago.

The Last Best Resting Place: A baby is a sack of screaming, shitting, crying impulses with no personality, no thoughts, no understanding of the world beyond feelings. It has no soul. You have to give it one. The only soul we ever have, we receive from others. And it is only others who can take it away.

In my opinion, the main reason they exist is simply to add to the unsettling atmosphere of the region. The ones from Faith also give a little more information about her identity and beliefs, so that’s nice!

In fact, there were supposed to be more messages, but since they were cut, I have no idea if they were going to be on rotary phones or regular ones…

Two of them were linked to a mission at the King’s Hot Springs Hotel (maybe its liberation) and referred to as phone calls instead of answering machine messages in the files. They were both from Faith, and while the first one is now unavailable, the second one was her laughing and saying (almost singing), “They’re coming...”

Then, we had seven others from Faith, one from Joseph, and one from Tweak. I’ve already mentioned them but they’re included below the cut too. Faith’s deleted messages are particularly creepy, so my guess is that most of them were going to be found on rotary phones as well to make her (and by extension, the region she controls) sound even more mysterious and scary.

The other deleted messages from Faith:

You are many little holes, all permeable, infectable, with wriggling insects, long strings of dirt and oil burrowed into your skin.

Slice open the backs of your arms. You'll get ingrown feathers back there if you don't. I want you to be ready when you walk the Path, when you ascend, when it comes.

Lysergic acid diethylamide, psilocybin, mescaline, dextromethorphan, phencyclidine, and sugar to taste.

He loves you. He's always loved you. Just breaks your heart, doesn't it.

It's the nourishment that counts. The taste of care. The fruit of God's earth. Cut out the eyes, pull off the ears, peel the head into layers, eat your fill. Bury the rest in the dirt for posterity.

Death doesn't frighten me. I'm free of my tethers now. Unbound by the judgment of others. Even as Faith, I was under the consuming eyes of the world. Child, whore, Madonna... I am so much more than all of that now. You could never grasp it. And you'll die before you get the chance.

Gotcha!

From Joseph:

In the end, you will thank me.

From Tweak:

You destroyed my life. Once I've come down from this high I'm gonna get you somehow.

I don’t know where they were supposed to be located.

[afarcryfrommymain]

Far Cry 5 NPC Bracket

Here's how this is gonna go! For the sake of my storage space, there will be no pictures in the first round, but there will be on the polls (as well as context for everyone here)

Poll Status:

ROUND 1: Finished

Round 2: Finished

Quarter Finals!: Finished

Semi Finals!!: Finished

Finals: Finished

Match ups

Round One!

First Half:

Sharky Boshaw V Adelaide Drubman

Nick Rye V Jess Black

Wheaty V Guy Marvel

Mary May Fairgrave V Dr. Sarah Perkins

Fuckin Nancy V Joey Hudson

Sheriff Earl Whitehorse V Casey Fixman

Sherri Woodhouse V Nadine Abercrombie

God V Willis Huntley

Second Half:

Grace Armstrong V Hurk Drubman

Kim Rye V Tammy Barnes

Eli Palmer V Staci Pratt

Brother Will V Zip Kupka

Crush (on Dr. Lindsey) V Dutch

Skyler Kohrs V Dr. Charles Lindsey

Aaron "Tweak" Kirby V Jerome Jefferies

Virgil Minkler V Xander Flynn

Round Two

Sharky Boshaw V Nick Rye

Wheaty V Mary May Fairgrave

Joey Hudson V Sheriff Earl Whitehorse

Nadine Abercrombie V God

Grace Armstrong V Kim Rye

Staci Pratt V Brother Will

Dutch V Slylar Kohrs

Jerome Jefferies V Virgil Minkler

Quarter Finals!

Sharky Boshaw VS Wheaty

Joey Hudson VS God

Kim Rye VS Staci Pratt

Skylar Khors VS Jerome Jefferies

Semi Finals!!

Sharky Boshaw VS Joey Hudson

Kim Rye VS Jerome Jefferies

Finals

Sharky Boshaw VS Kim Rye

[havingsomemorejohnlarks]

Anyone else simp for Tweak a bit? I don't know why I find him so fcking cute

[8bitpizzacoupons]

Crystal Jones out on the town

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~Tweaky Clean~

Merry Christmas @max-amber and to every Tweak fan!!! :-)  I love the first three pictures.  He’s kinda weird, funny, and handsome, all in one hoodie! :-p  He has eyes like Pratt and Burke.  Everyone looks totally different in good lighting.