#AUUGHHH HES SO HOT

[maxtheclownyeet]

I did it....the Odysseus design was heavily inspired by @bigidiotenergy (if you cannot tell😭) imma hide now

[stars-n-spice]

Thoughts on s3 ep11!

Fucking hell you guys,, this episode,,

I have too many thoughts so I'm going to hit the main ones so I'm not bent over my laptop crying as I type this up for like ten minutes,,

just know that the entire episode had me like this though

ok, screaming and spoilers under the cut-

Why does the Batch have THE worst luck in the world huh?? Hunter decides to go live on Pabu, Empire comes and snatches up Omega. Hunter decides (rightfully so) to leave Pabu to not jeopardize the people there. The Empire comes and fucks up everything AND Omega gets taken away AGAIN.

I just want something GOOD to go well for them for ONCE. Is that too much to ask for??

Also Clone X being able to do what he did because both Phee and Wrecker were arguing with droids??

Omega putting Tech's glasses and Lula in the museum made me burst out into tears. For some reason that made me think that Tech really is dead (as much as I don't want to believe it). I think it was a beautiful send off (even if everything went to shit right after) and after that touching send off I kinda want Tech to stay dead, as bad as it hurts

Them showing us shots of Pabu and all the residents (with the clone cadets and Shep and Lyana) all happy and living their best life before the storm was so fucked up

Hunter why are your senses so out of wack huh?? And how come no matter what your hair stays dry?? Fucked up world we live in.

Ok but if Tech IS alive and IS Clone X,, this episode is so much fucking worse and angsty if that's the case,, having him come back and do all of that to Pabu?? Oh my god,, I hate it so much

Hunter taking down those stormtroopers was hot as fuck though

OMEGA SACRIFICING HERSELF FOR PABU??? FUCK OFF SHE IS A CHILD DON'T MAKE HER GO THROUGH THIS SHIT!!

Cannot tell you how much distress I was in during the second half of the episode,, oh my god,,,

The PAIN on Crosshair's face and in his voice when Omega brought up the idea of turning herself in?? That's going to haunt me forever man,, just,, fucking,, ouch

Oh man,, I was so worried that he wouldn't be able to get the tracker on the ship because of his hand tremors but no it was because of the FUCKING stormtroopers

The absolute devastation Crosshair must've felt in that moment,, I've never seen so much pain on a helmeted character's face oh my god

THINGS ARE JUST GETTING SO MUCH WORSE FUCKING HELL!!

how do you think Wrecker and Hunter are going to react to this huh??? they're going to be fucking LIVID oh my god and Crosshair is probably going to blame himself and they're (Hunter more so) is going to blame Crosshair and then we'll be back to square one fucking AUUGHHH

IF ECHO WAS HERE NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED

[mychlapci]

There are so many good scrolls today I am losing my mind....

> the amazon creampie thing is just reverse mating press which is so big brained actually and immediately I need this to happen with one of the big fellas we bully like blurr should do that to shockwave or something

> hot rod fishtank pussy is still driving me insane I need him transparent so you can see the fish he's stuffed in his stupid pussy!!!!!

On that note did you know there's a transparent roddy toy. And someone made rly cool art of him. They also have photos of the toy on twt

https://x.com/WHERESMYSHIRTT/status/1845164280565420188?s=19

ANYWAY these are all things I need to write about at some point auughhh

love that i'm getting reviews for our content these days. bitches love the amazon creampie. bitches love fishtank roddy. five out of five stars

[goferwashere]

wait srry if asks rnt open but im a chismoso so hopefully this is OK to ask ;; is the little character in ur banner and pfp ur sona ? they r so silly looking i love it sm but also why is it chowing down on a hotdog bun filled with butter . DONT ELABORATE IF THERES A PERSONAL BACKGROUND ATTACHED TO IT PLS but i srsly think it's so cutesie and ive been curious abt it 4 a hot min ✝️

SAW THE NOTIFICATION AND I ROSE FROM THE DEAD BUGGY U JUST OPENED THE GATES OF HELL /POS

ALSO ASKS ARE ALWAYS OPEN!! UNLESS THE BUTTON IS GONE FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ASKS ANYTIME I LOVE GETTING THEM :DD

ASHSHSSH THANK YOU !!! Yes this is my sona her name is RB 😋 she has lore and comes from her own world but I use her like a persona :3

Here’s the OG image along with a couple others of her :D

Also her as a character can’t speak so she uses ASL to communicate (hence the banner she’s holding) so I don’t use ASL but I do use a website when I draw her speaking

funny ass gif lawllll (she’s signing ‘I am not a crook’) (yes TV Girl reference) the frame rate is too fast but I can’t fix it now

ALSO ALL OF THIS ART IS OLDER. NOTHING NEW FOR THESE GUYS FOR A WHILE I NEED TO MAKE NEW ART FOR THEM 💔💔

auughhh and her lore if you wanna read below but I understand that OC lore isn’t everyone’s thing

OKAY SO she comes from a universe where her kind are robots made by a company to terraform planets for the ultra wealthy. So if you have the funds you can purchase a whole planet and whole armies of these little bots will shape it however you want.

BUT. While on the assembly line, before even recovering her directive, a portal opens up and throws her into this odd pocket dimension, which is just a half built city floating in a bright void. (Also when I say half finished I mean more like brutalist aesthetic with just concrete and no glass on the windows)

This place (named ‘Gearsky’ by locals because massive floating gears are the only thing that exist here outside of the city itself) is full of people from their own dimensions just trying to get by. She explores, and comes across a little bear being picked on in an alleyway. (The lil green bear [party bear] in the pics above)

She saves him and then it subconsciously becomes her prime directive to help Party Bear get home/care for him. So they set up base in one of the empty apartments and she just sorta takes care of him.

NOW. How do you get home you may be asking? Well it’s easy. You just need to beat someone in a deathmatch.

Enter the only form of entertainment on this island. The man who is the dictator of this place and subsequently the host of this game, aptly named Host, loves running this game. The rules are simple. 3 people enter, and two can leave alive. Only one needs to die, and the other two can get sent home. The only thing is, you have no idea who you’re going up against.

Now, RB, being a bot made to terraform, has some power behind her with her explosive abilities. But Party Bear has no defenses. So RB tries to strike a deal with Host.

She offers to kill both people in the ring with her for multiversal travel.

Host is intrigued by this offer, and accepts. After wiping the floor with her opponents, she’s granted access to all dimensions. She’s obviously excited and goes home to try and let Party Bear go home, but is heartbroken when she discovers that she’s the only one who can travel using the portals.

But this catches the attention of someone else.

Her future boss.

Another robot, by the codename TB-89.

He took note of her deal, and approached her with a job offer.

Man’s long story short she works for him as an assassin!

There’s so much more I wanna say but I know I can’t ramble on forever lol if you read all this then thank you so much for sticking it out 🤭 I hope you enjoyed it I love gushing about my characters

[daffodil-kisser]

Auughhh hes to good at prompts APUGHHH

Cousin fauxcest ö

"It will be fine, stop it." From your mother harshly as she invites cousins in. Guests she warned you about only as their car pulled up. Guests you've never met.

Theres two of them, one who clearly intends to stick with the adults, and a younger (but still a bit older than you) one who clearly intends on being social with you.

Mom encouraging you to go hang out. Their close cousins! Your aunt's kids.... directly related to you.

Trying to hide in your room, and getting maybe 5 minutes of peace before your door opens without warning. Whats wrong with them? Never heard of knocking? Your cousin just invites themself in, no questions or even stating, and sits down next to you on the bed. They ask what your doing and start small talk. They talk big with their hands and when they finally finish, sitting closer than they originally were, they put a hand dangerously high up your thigh. The fuck?

Talking a bit before they move their hand up..... and up........ and up. Fingers laced between skin it shouldnt be before you finally stand up and fix your pants. Demanding to know what their doing as they look shocked and saddened. You almost feel bad.

"What the fuck are you doing, dude? Get the fuck out before i call my m-"

"-what!? What did i do, cus'? Im sorry man, in my house thats normal,"

Realizing as they get close to apologize sincerly how much older they must really be, being so much taller, their hands on your shoulder and the walls against your back.

"What!? Fuck no, your getting way to fucking close."

"Dude, what? Come on, dont make it fucking weird. My mom says its fine. Your being weird."

"Your feeling me up!"

"Dont be lame. We're cousins, freak. Dont be gross."

Followed by some hesitant consideration and a hot-n-heavy kiss, hands on necks and cupping faces before your finally back to the safety of your bed, but now its the matress touching your back as your cousin rambles to you that this kind of stuff happens all the time and people just dont talk about it because sex is taboo. What would you even know anyways? Your just inexpirenced.

Trying to tell them this is wrong wrong wrong, and they need to get off you right now. Get out of you right now. This isnt right. Well, they are older, and maybe its a cultural thing. Nobody's perfect. It'd be rude to disrespect an elder...

Saying goodbye to the cousin when they leave with your aunt and other cousin, who seemed real red. Mom asking if they were nice, and you just have to nod and lie about what you two talked about.

Cousins coming over alot more, and by the time you realize it really is wrong- and illegal- its to late. Theyv got pictures and videos of you in oh so compromising positions, that they'd happily leak to anybody. Leaving them now could cost you everything.

Or somwthing whagever ahshrh😁😁

[littlesmartart]

THE MIRROR MIRROR AU

Prince Lestat  Official Title: Prince  Actual Role: Figurehead, "Nuclear Deterrent", Resident People Person  Lestat is an arrogant, swaggering, violent, charismatic moron, who loves his family and loves fine clothes and loves how he looks in this crown, baby. He's beautiful and strong, and his husband is beautiful and smart, and that's why THEY'RE in charge.

Prince Consort Louis  Official Title: Prince Consort, Keeper of the Royal Treasury  Actual Role: Regent, Accountant, Responsible for keeping Lestat out of excessive trouble  A very calm, polite, well-mannered man who is smart but so weak he's mostly there for eye-candy. And isn't it nice that he stands in for the prince at meetings and councils, and aren't his little ideas interesting, and isn't it so helpful that he manages the Royal Treasury?

HRH Gabrielle  Official Title: Queen Mother  Actual Role: Spy, Assassin  Louis cut a deal with Gabrielle early on in his marriage that in return for her loyalty, he would excuse her all royal duties in the court and send her on "ambassadorial trips" where she could collect intel and murder. Gabrielle is a-okay with this arrangement. 

Princess Claudia  Official Title: Princess  Actual Role: N i g h t m a r e  This is a girl who has never been told no. She has both daddies wrapped around her tiny little finger; one daddy is the prince, and one daddy is very good at making inconvenient messes disappear, so Claudia spends most of her time taking out her frustration at being child-sized on everyone else...

Armand  Official Title: Advisor  Actual Role: Executioner, Spy  Armand has terrifying psychic abilities, a wealth of resources, and zero morals, so he is both a perfect spy within the court and very helpful for Louis to call on to clean up... indiscretions.

Daniel  Official Title: Human Liaison  Actual Role: Mercenary  As the youngest vampire, Daniel essentially acts as the human branch of Armand's job, and helps manipulate the human world to protect and benefit the court. Out of all of them he has the most morals so can be a bit of a wild card, but Armand knows how to handle him to keep him in line.

Mojo  Official Title: Good Boy  Actual Role: Good Boy  A GOOD BOY.

more details under the cut

this happened because I was thinking about why later canon Lestat sucks, and it's because AR made him a monster, but not like... a sympathetic or FUN one, he's just an asshole who tramples on everyone around him, and I thought... well if you're going to make HIM an irredeemable monster, why not actually make it INTERESTING and commit to this bullshit and MAKE THEM ALL UTTERLY IRREDEEMABLE UNSYMPATHETIC MONSTERS?

like, what would have to happen to make violent, possessive prince Lestat with unchecked power actually fun? give him a Louis who gives as good as he gets! MAKE THEM A NIGHTMARE POWER COUPLE!

SO. Prince Lestat rules over the vampire court (which I’m imagining to exist, in this world, as a whole separate functional court within but apart from human society, kind of like the HP wizarding world. Lestat took over when Akasha was defeated), and he's a swaggering violent ass. but in this universe, he's got Prince Consort Louis - who is manipulative and power-hungry, and cold-blooded where the Prince's temper runs hot. they actually have a relatively healthy relationship because Lestat knows that he'll get all the fancy clothes and parties and sex his heart desires, AND he doesn't have to deal with the boring/stressful minutiae of actually ruling, AND he gets to wear the crown... just so long as he keeps his fucking trap shut when Louis tells him. and Louis gets to run the whole show without having to do all that annoying personal stuff - which Lestat is actually very good at as he's as dumb as a bag of rocks but he just OOZES natural charisma. so Louis is effectively the Regent, whilst Lestat is the Figurehead and also strong enough to basically be the vampire equivalent of a nuclear deterrent, and they're both more than happy enough with those roles, so they're able to work together to TERRIFYING effectiveness.

this started as a pencil sketch that I drew on new year’s day, then scanned and was like “wow that looks like a lot of work I cba to colour that lmao” and then... completely abandoned so I am SO GLAD to finally have it done and out of my fucking WIP folder auughhh

[yatsy83]

Amsterdam's Red Light Area aka RLD

Amsterdam a place where prostitution is legal and where u can roam around wihtout been pressurised that u r doing something wrong, the feeling that Indians usually get. There is a dedicated place where you can find some seriously hot, sexy and adorable girls and that is called The Red Light aread famous for been called as RLD. Probably this is the first place that comes in anybodies mind when they visit Amsterdam and its like yaha nahi gaye toh kya gaye. So it was Maya's first day in Europe and we decided to head on first day itself from Brussels to Amsterdam. Amit had rented a car and mayagastyatin with Amisu started the journey to meet our married friends in Amsterdam. Reaching there we were out to experience the night life. Right in front of the lane opp to C&A in Amsterdam Central, we made our way to enter the famous and much awaited RLD. Hemal indicated the boundary of RLD with a small red light lamp post lit up. "Yaha se suru ho gayi iski boundary" he said. And then kya tha, I help maya with her Hand and Agastya was with Amisu enjoying, jumping. Bhai it took 34 years for me to come to place like this and Agastya entered in just his 4th year. Hmmmm generation gap may be :D It was already 10pm and night had pulled over its black blanket. "We have to roam but Agastya ke saath nahi ghum sakte" I said "But I want to see whats in these gallis of RLD" claimed Maya. "Arre dont worry, kuch toh jugaad lagaanege" said a confident Hemal Then we entered in a coffee shop. Sat there. Agastya was still enjoying with Amisu, Maya and Ruchi (Hemal's wife). "Chal tujhe ghuma laata hu" Hemal said to me. "I will come" I indicated maya. Hemal took me to a very small lane in which one can walk only in a single line. "Bhai kaha leke jaa raha hai" I questioned with a nervous voice. "Tu aa" Hemal said and was walking so confidently. We then got into an apartment where girls where standing on the doors of the rooms. Doors which were not bound with glass. I was roaming inside the interim of the gallis and trust me the girls were awesome. There were tall and each girl was just wearing a sexy coloured bra, matching panty, few in thongs and stringed, heeled shoes. I was walking as close to them as possible just away from hugging them. Some in black attire, some in red, blue and some even in glowing flouroscent coloured lingerie. Trust me that walk of probably 20-25 secs was like walking in heaven. "WOW" I said and Hemal just smiled. "Now its Maya's turn" he said and took Maya for a walk. Maya came back and she was like "Ekdum khatarnaak yaar, they are really beautiful girls, but thoda odd laga". This was bound to happen as we never roam around in India in such places and they are not as aesthetic as they are here, probably. Agastya never looked as if he wants to sleep. He was busy playing some pizza pizza games with Amisu and Ruchi and never bothered where his parents were. So now it was round 2 of night life. "Now you both come with me and let him play with these guys. He is enjoying it here" Hemal said to us. "So whats next?" I asked curiously. "Time to peep in peep show" he exclaimed. Peep show, a small place where you have very small rooms and rectangular glass window. These rooms are around 8 in number enclosing a circular bed which is moving slowly. You have to enter the room, close the door, put 2 euro coin in it and tak, the light goes off.Then what do you see through the window? A girl who is nude is performing on the circular bed. Performing what? Well is just lying on the bed moving up and down, opening her feet to show her clean shaved vagina, pressing her breasts which looked pretty soft and she was doing it gently ofcourse. So it was all about seeing the nude beauty in front of you doing some acrobatic or erotic stuff. After a min the light turns on and show over. So Maya went first in and the moment she entered the room and out the coin, the lights went off and what she saw was a nude tall girl with her legs wide open and maya had her pussy open right in front of her eyes. Maya was like auughhh, whats this. More than the girl Maya was looking at the expression of guys in other rooms which were visible thru the window and she was like baap re yeh toh saare ke saare ghus gaye hai isme. Maya came out immediately. "Arre kuch bhhi hai yeh toh" Maya said. "Ok let me try now" I said and entered. "Enthu toh dekho iska" Hemal and Maya started laughing. Usually the light turns on after a minute but when I went the light didnt turn on, probably because there was change of girl in between and the time went beyond 2 mins. Hemal opened the door and said "Kya aaj yahi raat bitaaega kya:D" We laughed and came out. Now it was time to check aggy boy status. We went to same coffee shop where he was playing with Amisu and Ruchi. This time the game had changed as they were playing with juices and fanta. "Jao ghumke aao" Said Ruchi with a smiling face. Mayatin turned towards Hemal. "Time for strip club" he said with a naughty look. We both nodded with a naughty look too. Now this club was located right next to the coffee shop. With a 10 euro entry we entered the club. Again this was a pretty decent place but crowded. I was holding on to Maya so that she doesnt get lost amidst the crowd. We stood behind. The bar table was not too far from us, say a mtr away. Sexy. smoking hot gurlz were dancing on the desk. Giving lap dance to people. One of the girl was wearing a thong. And the guy with whom she was playing around had already gone pink. She was insisting him to spank her nice and hard and was shying away. Mere haathon mein khujli ho rahi thhi :D:D But he did spank her but gently. Then he held his head facing upwards on the deks. With notes in his mouth, the girl came slowly down who was standing on top of his face and just brushed herself against his mouth. Yeah yeah he shouted and was ecstatic. Now there was another guy sitting on chair in front of Maya and me. he waived with 20 euro note towards a girl and she came over. She was damm sexy. golden smooth silky straight hair, breasts round so as to define the shape round, looked soft. Thighs and legs tonned to perfection. Arse soft enought to go and spank nice and make them red to engrave ur fingerprints. And tummy so flat that even a flat pan would be shy off. She came and sat on the guys lap. The guys was completely completely engrossed in her. He lifted his hands to touch her breasts, feel the nipples. Maya and me were standing right behind him. Maya was looking at the guy with her head tilted 45 degrees. The girl lifted her legs, held the boy with his head, pulled him close towards her and placed his head right in between her breasts. oooohhhhh, I was like, oo la la...Then the boy kissed the girls breasts, felt them, took his head behind, closed his eyes and looked upwards as if he just had a puff of smoke. Looking at his expressions Maya started laughing out loud. Looking at Maya the guys around us started laughing and me and Hemal followed suit. So basically apart from the boy and stripped girl all of us were laughing. This certainly didnt go down well with the girl and she gave a very staunch look to Maya, the guy was still in cloud number 9 :D So just to avoid a situation we came out from the club laughing again. crazy people, crazy time. Now it was almost 2 AM and Agastya was still playing "The one who finishes the JUICE last is the winner" game. At times children have a game of their own.We ended the game as we finished seeing other games and it was time to return back to room and relax. So this was all about the out of box experience we had about Amsterdam night life. Trust me, this may be a bit weird to read but that was a very raunchy and erotic experience for both of us.