#ATV Mechanic

[offroaddoctors]

Off Road Doctors

We bring the shop to you, saving you time, and ensuring your machines are always trail-ready. Off Road Doctors, your mobile ATV, UTV (SxS), and dirt bike repair specialists.

Our expert technicians are trained to handle a wide range of issues. From routine maintenance to complex repairs, we ensure your vehicles are in top shape for your next adventure.

Address: 543 S 1330 W, Provo, UT 84601, USA Phone: 801-500-3481 Website: https://offroaddoctors.com

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[wildkemper]

[maggotwithanf]

HEY I SAW FURIOSA AND IT WAS GREAT

Hemsworth fucking nailed it as Dementus, might be my favorite Mad Max villain in a WHILE. Maybe EVER. I can't remember having this much fun watching an actor's portrayal just for their acting chops/acting decisions/character choices in ages. fuckin amazing.

Dementus's parachute cape costume story?? AMAZING. no notes. all the costume design was lovely

Organic Mechanic feels like one of the first characters that looks like a guy you'd actually meet out at Wasteland, outfit and shtick and all, and I love him

I was veeerry slightly skeptical about Anya Taylor-Joy who I actually really like on-screen, but after like 2 lines she was nailing Furiousa. A+++++. I really felt like she filled out Furiosa more for me as a character emotionally

nux cameo yay

Fury Road is certainly the better film but this was a very very very good film, and an excellent Mad Max film. Felt a lot more like Mad Max/Road Warrior than Fury Road did

Octoboss/the air crew thing was SO FUCKING COOL. jfc. I had my mouth agape and my inner middle schooler screaming. Thinking about attaching a big swamp boat fan to an ATV for WW this year. I need horns for my helmet. ajdhasjk. Also, as always, practical effects were incredible. Stuntsmanship for those paratroopers/hanggliders/etc was BALLS TO THE WALL. A+++ again

[davertmanfriend]

Lord forgive me, but I'm writing something long and big about Dr kel.

Dr kel: possibly the part ariral

a post by me.

So, Dr kel. He is one of the strangest things I've been thinking about lately. Dr kel is so... weird. Let's be honest, a human who willingly isolated himself in Switzerland is weird. But let me go into why I think he is part ariral

This human is know for liking sushi, and eating bugs (it's why you can eat cock roaches in game) and is said Dr kel will eat many other strange things, aka, a dead deer body. And he doesn't get sick by any of this!

What is this human????... simple, they are part ariral. Let's go through some more evidence. Or... rather, some stretches in game mechanics. Dr kel, a human who can lift a atv (aka 500 pounds at best) with ease. Arirals(tall) are 6× stronger then humans! (Short arirals being 2×)

And he can toss the atv with more ease! Long distance and all! carrying? No problem, it's like a sack of potatoes! Dr kel isn't fully human!

More evidence: Dr kel (from what I observed) only takes damage from eating some mushrooms (deathcaps in base). Which arirals are known to have a weak immune system to mushrooms. And Dr kel can take a push from a tall ariral, and shrug it off like nothing. Dr kel likes sea food a lot (he gets the most food points from shrimp) arirals are known for liking shrimp. Arirals have strong immune system (dispite being weak to fungus) and can possibly eat almost anything. And they eat bugs, and like eating bugs. Dr kel is known to love eating bugs.

Yes, all these may be big stretches, but I am a firm believer of Dr kel being part ariral. Possibly 9% at best. That's the end of my rant and evidence spilling. And... trying to convince you. Good day.

Ps, if any one wants to correct me on anything, go ahead. Just don't make fun of me... this is my first post trying to convince people of something.

[mylonelybraincell]

Hi there! I'm Cate and for the last 6 years I've worked in emergency medical services on an ambulance in the Northeastern United States. I have also been an avid fanfic reader for a long time with a love for hurt/comfort and enemy-to-caretaker. With that in mind, I want to provide a resource to writers.

With the upcoming @whumptober having a plethora of options with trauma, I want to help make the research for injuries a little easier to find and understand.

Below the cut is a long list. If there is a specific catagory you want to see sooner rather than later, send me a message or an ask. Same for if there's something you want to see that's not there.

For ease of injury descriptions "Sam" is our injuried/ill character.

If you have any questions regarding country/regional/state treatment guidelines for your fictional first responders, please reach out and I will try to point you in the right direction. This information is intended solely for use as a fictional writing resource.

DISCLAIMER: This is not medical advice nor is this a suitable substitute for training. Please do not use this information to diagnose or treat yourself for any injury or illness. Seek professional medical advice (emergency medical services, hospitals, urgent cares, tele-health, ect.) if you are injured or ill.

Glossary

Mechanism of Injury

Motor Vehicle Collsion

Motor Vehicle Vs Motor Vehicle

Character on Motorcycle/ATV

Character struck by Motor Vehicle

Character on bicycle/scooter struck by Motor Vehicle

Fall

Assault

Without Weapons

Penetrating Injuries (Stabbings)

Gunshot Wounds

Blunt Objects

Fires/Explosions

Burns

Smoke Inhalation/CO2

Explosive injuries

Head/Face/Neck/Neurological

Concussion

Stroke

Seizure

Spinal Injury

Facial Injury

Nose Bleed

Mouth/Airway/Choking

Chest/Cardiac/Respiratory

Cracked/Broken Ribs

Pneumothorax/Hemothorax

Cardiac Arrest

Pulmonary Embolism

Chest Pain

Asthma

Gastrointestinal/Urinary/Genitals

Internal Bleeding (Organ Damage)

Evisceration/Disembowlment

For genital/urinary injuries

Reproductive Systems

Kidney and Urinary Systems

Sexual Assault

Bones/Muscles

Muscle Sprain/Strain

Dislocations

Broken Bones

Radius/Ulna (forearm) and Tibula/Fibula (calf)

Humerus (upper arm) and Femur (thigh)

Pelvis/Hips

Back/Spine/Neck

Ribs/Clavicle

Fingers/Toes

Amputation

Organ Functions

Heart

Brain

Lungs

Liver

Spleen

Gastrointestinal System (stomach, small intestine, large intestine, and appendix)

Kidneys and Urinary System

Reproductive Sysems (male and female)

Special Topics

Anxiety/Panic Attacks

Blood Thinners

Suicide

Overdoses

Sexual Assault

Anemia/Hypovolemia

General Knowledge Topics

Hazardous Materials

General Mental Health

Child/Elder Abuse

Refusal of Medical Care

Basic Anatomy

Basic Patient Assessment

Blood Pressure (From my main blog)

[luckyspot]

So I...may have fashioned an AU where Rocket, Lylla, Teefs and Floor escape, land on earth and meet Tony as a young (ish, like 10?) kid?

Initially, Howard kept them captive to do more experiments on them, but Tony's first step towards rebelling was going down there and when he wasn't supposed to.

Bing Bang Boom, he has friends.

He gives them comfort, tasty food and talks to them about...life. Maybe even develops ideas for his suit with Rocket.

Howard and Maria die and Tony tries to let them go, but they stay.

Tony and Rocket keep making things, they both make things go boom as a way of relieving their anger and pain. Meanwhile, Lylla, Teefs and Floor are just...his eccentric roommates.

Pepper helps Lylla study business and she's able to get legs that not only are painless, but also help her swim. Teefs fashions schematics for Stark ATVs and vehicles. They're the safest vehicles on market. Floor makes friends with the other bots. Tony relives her of her pain from her legs and he carries her to and from work with him. His cute, furry, bodyguard with the bite force of T-rex.

Rocket makes the best ship ever with Tony's help.

Rocket and co. go into the stars. Lylla founds Stark-Mad Mechanics, an Intergalactic Toy Company.

[homiesondaweb]

Shout out to @frogs4frogs for finding these picrews for spidersonas for shawties that can't draw! I didn't want to hop on her post with her Sona and rambles for jt, So! I made my own to ramble on lol.

This is Etta Hampton (Ezy) aka The Recluse the one and only Spiderwoman of New Tulsa on earth 9539

Etta is 17 and lives with her Uncle Barney who owns the Urban Stables that most people in North use for boarding. Etta's lived with her Uncle Barney since she was seven after the death of her parents in a mysterious OzCorp Refinery explosion. She has an army of aunties and cousins that live on the East Coast in Old York or DC.

Etta is incredibly smart, soft spoken and caring. She loves ATV or horse trail riding, welding, pottery, and botany. To the point she plans on triple majoring civil engineering, mechanical engineering and sculpture after she graduates from the Parker's Gifted Academy. Her uncle is her biggest supporter for her education and hobby pursuits and gave her her own garage/studio to work in.

Etta is best friends with the fire chief's son Bart Brown (9539's Hobie), the Bugle Radio's owner's daughter Merry Jameson ( 9539's MJ) and Harry O. (9539's green goblin who just causes more chaos over harm, absolutely hate his father) who the world fattest crush on her and she is 100% oblivious to it.

When Etta was 14 she stormed off after an argument with various of her visiting aunties about her "manish" pursuits she took her four-wheeler and went off trail to a forbidden zone that was the contamination and closed of remains of the OzCorp Refinery. While exploring the remains, Etta was bitten by a radioactive Brown Recluse when security guards had cornered her and she was forced to hide in one of the old R&D offices.

She has the usual power set for a spider person: Spidey sense, the ability to stick to walls, super strength and super agility. Along with long sharp nails that are extremely durable and sharpened canines that have a paralytic and necrotic venom. Etta has two specialty abilities: one is to produce different kinds of acid from her hands and apply it to her organic webs to create different kinds of traps or help her to escape. The other is an ability to control her temperature to the point she can send heat waves of energy off her body or stun/shock others with a fridged touch.

As the Recluse her biggest foes are Cyclone Sandman, Cotton Mouth, and King Scorpion. She has a half allyship with the for hire thief/ spy Prowler (Miles M. Davis) and Green Goblin (she usually just catches and releases with his antics) the fire chief and sheriff work well with her. In school as her regular persona her academic rival is Miles.

Etta tricked out an ATV to fit her theme and made it hover/wall fly so she can still get to places that don't have the highrises that need her help. She controls it remotely sometimes to help rescue people or lead the emergency services to a location/criminals she's taken care of. This causes her Uncle Barney to think she is a close friend of Recluse and works on her tech. He likes Recluse but is highly worried for 'both' their safeties.

The only "Canon Events" she has gone through is the death of her parents and giving up being Spiderwoman for a while after she failed to save a little boy's parents during a train derailment caused by Sandman.

Miguel sent Jess and Ben to recruit her for the Spider Society after she dealt with a Vulture variant and he worried over the fact that her Gwen Stacy event hadn't occurred yet (death of Harry in her case, his spine snaps as he is GG when she tired to stop him from plummeting after a mid-air battle) they haven't explained this to her yet. Etta tries to stay in her world but really likes collaborating on inventions with other spider-peoples and usually sticks to the R&D or repair department over missions.

Is works besties with Margo but highly distrusts Lyla. She partial mentors under Jess and let's Gwen stay in her dimension sometimes when Hobie's world is overwhelming.

Loves blooming onions and other savory snacks, it's not unusual to see her as Recluse snacking on jerky or street corn. Tamale ladies love her. Often wears overalls or jeans jackets over her spider suit. Has hella Spotify followers because her playlists are absolutely fire (even Miles admits this)

And that's kinda it! I have hella backstory about my girl, please ask about her😁💛

[captain-price-unofficially]

Ukrainian ATV from the 93rd Mechanized Brigade, carrying a load of FGM-148 Javelin missiles through a muddy Donetsk Oblast.

[onboardsorasora]

https://www.tumblr.com/onboardsorasora/746938786304425984/those-bowling-vidspics-reminded-me-that-sugar

This was so good!!!

What if Daniel takes them dirt biking in Perth because that’s what he likes and the team is just like “we might not always have both feet on the ground but we do like to have 4 wheels”

For the first time, Daniel’s the one pulling out the crazy moves while everyone else is taking it easy

sorry this took so long Bestie, I loved this idea and wanted to give it its own chapter feel

Bowling |Australia | Helmet | Other prompts

Daniel grinned at the dubious faces around him. For once feeling like he knew what was going on. After the surfing excursion in Melbourne, he’d suggested offhandedly that they go to his family’s ranch in Perth to go off roading. Lewis had been down immediately and Bono had been intrigued.

It hadn’t taken much to put together and he may have thrown Lewis' and Mercedes’ name around to get a quick turnaround but it was worth it when Michelle had sent the video of all the bikes and atvs being unloaded in the bush beyond his Mum’s garden.

He’s been nervous on the flight over, especially with how glum everyone was after the double dnf. But felt a sense of calm the moment they touched down in Perth. It had taken three buses (Mercedes of course) to shuttle them all to Duncraig and it for sure had garnered a small smattering of attention from their neighbours, but the section of the ranch they were at was secluded and away from everyone.

Everyone had taken the travel day to settle into Daniel’s unused farmhouse on the edge of the property. It was a tight fit but fun in the way a family vacation felt. Grace, Joe and his Nonna had been excited to cook for everyone and they chatted away with Lewis, Toto, George and Bono while Daniel wandered off to look at the vehicles. 

He’d wheeled his own bike out of the shed, which caught a few of the mechanics’ attention and that's how he’d inadvertently started a group tuning session. Working on something other than an f1 car while shooting the shit had seemed to be exactly what the doctor ordered. And the family meal afterwards was the cherry on top.

That was yesterday, today he grinned gleefully as everyone took in the ‘course’. He was proud of his little masterpiece, building the jumps himself with a few of his buddies over the course of three years. Before he headed to Europe and met up with Charles and subsequently Lewis.

“Lewis, George you are not allowed to do the hard course. Stick to the road course please.” Toto piped up, eyeing one of the larger jumps in the distance. This caused a round of snorting laughter.

“So! How about a track ride?” Daniel grinned and Lewis hopped on his chosen bike eagerly. Some of the mechs were definitely more hesitant, choosing the atvs– preferring four wheels to the death trap of two.

“Uncle Daniel!” A small voice yelled, Isabella ran out of the house holding a helmet that was almost as long as she was tall. “Nonna says to wear your helmet!”

“Ah, thanks Bells.” Daniel lifted her onto his hip. “Do you want to do the track ride with us?” He dipped his head and she put his goggles over his curls.

“Can we do the ET jump?” She asked and Daniel cackled an ‘of course’.

“ET jump?” George asked, putting on his own helmet. He chose a bike.

“The big one,” Daniel settled his niece on the seat of his bike and pointed to the jump in the distance everyone seemed hesitant about. “When you jump it, Isaac says it looks like the movie when he’s flying off.”

Lewis laughed and started his bike, he’d only looked at Daniel’s thighs in his shorts a normal amount. But they needed to hurry up before that changed with how amazing they looked clutching the bit of machinery.

“You’re really gonna jump it with her?” Someone piped up from the back.

“Oh, Bells has done this course loads of times. Right Bells?” Daniel looked down and she grinned up at him with a nod. He helped to fasten his helmet on her head and swung his leg over the back of the bike. “Ready?” He asked the team with a manic grin. 

He saw the moment a few of the mechanics realized that he may just be as wild as Lewis was, just for different sports. There was a new appreciation and respect in their eyes.

“Lets gooooo!” Isabella giggled when Daniel revved his back and took off in a wheelie. She giggled the whole way point in different directions. Daniel looked through his mirrors to see the line of off road vehicles behind him and whooped a cheer. He heard Lewis’ laugh beside him before he sped off for the first jump. Lewis landed cleanly on the other side followed by Toto and George. Daniel waited til everyone went (Bella yelling her notes for more speed) before taking the first jump and throwing a small kick for flair.

They did the first run that way, with some people gaining more and more confidence as the lap went on. The big jump was where a lot of people chickened out much to Daniel’s glee. They were all for jumping out of planes and doing all sorts of dangerous shit, but a pile of dirt was where they drew the line.

“I thought about making a pussy path around it but Chelle wouldn’t let me.”

“Uncle Daniel!” Isabella gasped.

“We’ll do a trick if you don’t tell your Nonna!” Daniel bargained quickly, causing snickers.

“The flip one.” 

“You drive a hard bargain miss Bells.” Daniel held his pinky out for her to hook hers to. She did so with a smile. “I guess we’ll show off a little for our friends.” Daniel teased, looping his bike further back for space and speed.

Lewis watched him with a grin, loving how confident and comfortable Daniel was on the back of his bike doing crazy tricks in the dirt. He landed the front flip easily on the other side, using one hand to clutch his niece’s body easily while they inverted. Isabella kept her hands clutched on the handlebars. The movement was smooth as if they really did this often.

Lewis watched Daniel enjoy the team’s cheers with a honking laugh and endeavored to do more things with him that made him light up this way.

[offroaddoctors]

Off Road Doctors

We bring the shop to you, saving you time, and ensuring your machines are always trail-ready. Off Road Doctors, your mobile ATV, UTV (SxS), and dirt bike repair specialists.

Our expert technicians are trained to handle a wide range of issues. From routine maintenance to complex repairs, we ensure your vehicles are in top shape for your next adventure.

Address: 543 S 1330 W, Provo, UT 84601, USA Phone: 801-500-3481 Website: https://offroaddoctors.com

[formulaarchive]

Lost F1 Media

Advanced Driving with Graham Hill (lost ITV motoring series from 1974)

Advanced Driving with Graham Hill (also known as Advanced Driving) was an ATV motoring show. It was presented by two-time Formula One world champion Graham Hill.

It involved Graham Hill giving practical advice on how to become a better and safer driver on the roads of Britain.

(the book cover)

Background

Advanced Driving with Graham Hill was conceived for ATV, most likely in response to the statistic that stated that 90% of road accidents were the result of poor or incorrect driving, as the shows name says, the presenter was two-time Formula One world champion graham hill.

Graham himself had famously experienced the consequences of serious crashes first-hand;

At the 1969 United States Grand Prix, his Lotus-Ford was suffering from bald real tyres, and crucially a popped-out seatbelt that he was unable to belt properly back-in, even with help from mechanics.

As he drove out again a rear tyre collapsed, causing the car to flip and he was thrown out of the cockpit.

He suffered leg injuries so severe that it was at first deemed unlikely that he would ever race again.

In the end, he recovered fast enough to race for the opening race the following season.

Six 30-minute episodes were made, and were broadcast between June 1974.

The first episode was Graham highlighted the importance of driving concentration, and ensuring fair tyre safety. Other episodes focused on issues such as reverse parking, overtaking, speed and windscreens.

Little else is known surrounding most of the show’s episodes, but the book with the same name, published in 1975 and co-written by Graham Hill and Neil Ewart, was notably based on the series.

Availability

While the book is generally available, the Tv series has yet to publicly resurface, with no footage or images being viewable. Considering ATV famously wiped some of its 1970s programmes, it's possible that Advanced Driving with Graham Hill suffered this fate.

(a listing of the tv show from a newspaper)

[princetorn]

ooc . New verses? New verses.

⋆ verse — stardew valley : i didn’t get the gene that my grandfather had in spades

It’s picturesque in the valley, but life is quiet and Royce dreams of city lights and stardom. Until his big break comes, he tinkers with cars and farm machinery. If something has a motor, you can trust him to fix and improve it.

⋆ verse — far cry 5 : i can get away with anything

Really, he shouldn’t have been there when everything went to hell. Royce was meant for baseball celebrity, but an ATV crash broke his arm and killed his opportunity for scholarship. Instead, he keeps busy as a mechanic, and races along the mountain roads every chance he gets. When the cult rises to power, he falls on the side of the resistance. Royce is the just about the best getaway driver you could hope for.

[trivialbob]

The main reason for our Wisconsin camping trip this past weekend was to see our friend and former Tumblr Jessica, her husband, and their new bar. 

But we had one other destination in mind.

Sheila and I like dive bars. We’d heard of a blue ribbon, class A, #1, Gold Medal dive bar in northern Wisconsin, not far from the shores of Lake Superior, that is a must-see. 

We drove an hour and a half north from Birchwood to the tiny town of Moquah. Along the way we passed countless rural roadside bars (RRB). We stopped at one for a bloody and chaser. My nice smile earned me a Spotted Cow instead of a Busch Lite for that five ounce beer that makes a bloody 48% happier.

At times I wonder if these small towns, where the bar to resident ratio is high, do they close some bars just so those employees have a chance to visit the rest of the bars in town? 

Anyway...

I present - The Plywood Palace.

We arrived at 12:10 PM. The door, held shut with a small Master padlock that wouldn't survive five seconds in Minneapolis or Chicago, should have been propped open at that point, but the owner was late. 

It’s not likely he reads Yelp or cares what it is, so no one wasted time bitching. We were far from 5G service anyway. 4G too. Even flip phones would not help so you’d better have a quarter for a pay phone if you want to call corporate and complain.

Several trucks and side-by-side ATVs were already there next to my truck. I bet there wasn’t a Prius within 100 miles of this place. Telslas likely are prohibited by local township rules.

We were all happy campers, waiting in that parking area. Everyone had a cooler. Some shared beer. We shared beef sticks from a meat shop we stopped at on the way there. One woman had bowls of dip and some chips. It was a block party in the sticks, next to a shack.

About an hour later the owner showed up. A man of few words, he mostly grunted “three bucks” or “six bucks,” depending on how many cans of Busch Lite a bar patron ordered. The money went into a mechanical cash register. Hey! You hippie over there, asking about Apple Pay, GTFO of here. Ka-ching.

We’d been advised to order canned beverages. There’s no running water at the Plywood Palace. Everyone followed that advice. No one dared order a bloody or an Old Fashioned. Or anything requiring ice. Or even a glass of water.

Sheila and I loved talking with everybody, hoisting Busch Lights to our parched lips as sunlight streamed through holes in the roof and walls before finally striking on the concrete and dirt floor.

Bras and signed dollar bills decorate what could be known to some as a ceiling.

The “ladies” room is a two-stall. Word has it that the women prefer one side over the other. You may see why. 

Sheila had a large package of baby wipes, because she plans ahead. Others were elated when she announced that anyone could help themselves to those clean, moist sheets.

Left stall:

Right stall:

This is the men’s room. It accommodates acres of full bladders. I found the little flowers to be a thoughtful touch.

Pollsters likely spend little time here.

Near the end of our visit I scrawled Sheila’s and my names on the wall with a Sharpie. I tried to buy a beer for the people who’d gladly opened their coolers to us before the bar opened, but they would have nothing of it. Friends share beer with friends, and we were all friends.

[alexandraisyes]

i want to sit down with you in vc or something and just listen to you pop off about character analysis and your aus

honestly fr i could listen to you for hours

YOUR BRAIN IS SO INTERESTING

and i just ueuegfjeowkfkvk fascinating

Aww that's so sweet! I don't normally yap about my analyses in VC because when I do my formal analyses I am very scattered. I have about 15 tabs pulled up every time I'm laying out an analysis to make sure I'm not mixing anything up, am using the right terms, and constantly double-checking my information because as wonderful as my brain is, I am infallibly human and do forget things. So basically anytime I cook up a new analysis I completely repeat all of my research as a refresher.

Plus I am literally so ADHD that it is not fucking funny. It's sad. It's genuinely frustrating for other people to try to hold a conversation with me verbally (I've been told this constantly through my life) because I am, again, just so scattered. Most people have a hard time keeping up with me and my train of thought because it's less of a train and more like a remote-controlled ATV and the person with the remote is 4 years old. I remember everything I'm talking about of course, and I can keep up with my train of destruction, but a lot of people get really really really lost. Very quickly.

So I've learned that it's best for everyone if I do my massive thoughts on paper instead, that way I can organize them afterward in a way that's legible for other people.

However, if you don't mind all of that then I'd gladly yap in a voice call about my thoughts and thought processes. I have a really bad sense of control when I'm talking verbally (ASPD thing) however and so I tend to just blurt out really fucking jarring things that can be startling if you're not used to me and my sense of humor. And I would gladly talk for hours, but I can't promise it would be the same topic throughout. There would be a lot of jumping around.

I remember that time that I was fasting for four days and hadn't slept in three and I started a voice call at 2 am to rant for three hours with medical evidence about how the depiction of the spring lock scars in the graphic novel Fourth Closet series was accurate when you consider the fact that the character design of William Afton in those novels heavily implies that the spring locks went off during some kind of fire, or even perhaps the fact that the mechanics malfunctioning caused the fire. This makes double sense when you consider how closely Afton is tied to fire.

But now I'm yapping.

Anywaysss I'm glad you find my content (brain, same difference) interesting! I love just being fucking insane in this fandom, and I have so many silly AUs and I love thinking about the canon characters and shit. Like I love this fandom as a whole, (almost) all angles of it. I'm just happy to be here fr.

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[astralithium]

Now that off the rails is out, here’s some racing headcanons for the Trustfall crew:

Let’s start with Tails this time!

Drives: ATV (technically), the Whirlwind Tornado (mashup of S&SASR Unleashed and TSR)

Favorite course: Tick Tock Clock (DS)

Race style: Will hang out in second or third place for the majority of the race, and then start making a play for first about halfway through the second lap.

Fun facts: I wanted his kart to be special, since he’s owned several different ones over the course of his career. Hence, he gets a mashup kart, and single-handedly gets to change the rules of the whole game. (You go, fox boy)

Peach:

Drives: Bike. Likes the Mach Bike (Wii), or the Sports Bike (MK8). If she must use a kart, it’s the Light Tripper (DS)

Favorite course: Sweet Sweet Canyon (MK8)

Race style: Gets to the front of the pack as quickly as possible and then uses items for defense.

Fun facts: Peach is really good in Beyond because I main Peach in Mario Kart, and have since I was a little kid. I could never play competitively, but I am pretty good! (HMU if y’all ever wanna play 8 Deluxe together!)

Mario:

Drives: Kart. Mostly uses the B-Dasher (DS) or the Standard (MK8). Shooting Star (DS) if he’s feeling fancy.

Favorite course: Moonview Highway (Wii)

Race style: Rarely ever wins, but super competitive regardless. Averages about 4th or 5th place every race.

Fun facts: This guy never wins when I play a Mario Kart game, which is why he sucks at it in Beyond. (Is it because I main Peach? The rivalry system or whatever???)

Sonic:

Drives: Kart. The Speedstar (S&SASR).

Favorite course: Cloudtop Cruise (MK8)

Race style: Drifts often, but can’t get the purple boost very often.

Fun facts: I always saw the S&SASR playstyle as being very fluid, compared to Mario Kart? Which is why Sonic drifts around a lot in his kart. (My brother and I both main Aiai in that game, i secondary main Amy.)

Luigi:

Drives: Bike. Favors either the Standard, the Comet, or the Jet Bike (all MK8)

Favorite course: Daisy Circuit (Wii)

Race style: Same as Tails, actually! (Kid had to learn from somewhere)

Fun facts: Also a top champion in Beyond because of my real life—he was my dad’s main for the longest time. Since my dad got me into gaming and taught me everything I know, I figure it’s fitting

Daisy:

Drives: ATV. Favors the Wild Wiggler (MK8)

Favorite course: Kalimari Desert (64)

Race style: Off Road Queen. Will hang out at the back of the pack just to farm mushrooms and go off the track when she can

Fun facts: She’s not usually that bad, but she got annihilated during Beyond’s exhibition races because she missed the memo that it was Rainbow Road Only. Off road skills will only do you so much good on those courses.

Yoshi:

Drives: Bike. Either the Yoshi Bike (MK8) or the Dolphin Dasher (Wii)

Favorite course: Not to be too on the nose here, but it’s Yoshi’s Island (MK8)

Race style: Just here to vibe

Fun facts: Generally the crowd favorite for how cute and easygoing he is. Isn’t terribly competitive at the game, but does alright.

Knuckles:

Drives: ATV, the Land Breaker (TSR)

Favorite course: Dino Dino Jungle (MKDD)

Race style: If road rage was a person, it would be Knuckles. Plays very aggressively. (Not quite prepared to take hits, though.)

Fun facts: I like to think he single-handedly brought back the “punch to steal items” mechanic from Mario Kart: Double Dash. That was fun. (Why isn’t that in more Mario Kart games?) He is, needless to say, very good at the battle modes.